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you have 10 seconds to justify why you're not getting a God tier education

Sincerely,
Anon M.D.
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>>573959908
because fuck you
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Arts degree making 6 figures checking in lol
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Medicine = god tier
science .. low tier?

you realize medicine IS science right? you fucking retard. or are you some stupid bitch ass witchdoctor who doesnt use modern medicine? fucking dumbass
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Engineering and science are god tier
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>>573960198
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I just graduated with a B.S. in accounting but I don't remember anything I learned. What do?
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Most lawyers can't find jobs.

This scale is fucked up.
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>>573959908
When you have your finger in my dad's asshole, and I am not you, I will be happy.
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Whenever I read about some of you faggots making fun of art degree students (as if you’re doing something worthwhile) I roll my eyes and laugh. It’s cute really, because let me tell you a little something about myself.

I’m going to be an MD, Doctor of mother fuckin’ Medicine, following the paths of my parents who are top end specialist doctors with their own clinics. While you suckers are working your blue collar part time jobs while attending this clown university in the hopes of scoring a Mickey Mouse degree, I’m already living it up, VIP at the best nightclubs, flying first class, and driving fine automobiles. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve already got it all, and it only gets better from here.

Sometimes I look out of the window of my high-rise apartment and think about the “little people” I see, who’s future lies in getting up at 6AM, driving their little Hyundai’s to their cubicles or building sites and coming home at 6PM to eat their pork and beans before having pathetic and gross sex with their ugly wives. But when my smoking hot gf asks me to indulge in a thousand dollar bottle of champagne, I forget about all of them.

Tomorrow I’ve got an interview with Johns Hopkins hospital. If you don’t know already its only one of the top hospitals in the world, and they only take 2 Australian students for elective placements every year. Guess who’s going to be one of those people? That’s right: me.
Anyways got to go now, because that smoking hot gf I told you about? She’ll be blessed with the right to ride me tonight

Sincerely,
Anon M.D.
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Engineering is god tier, and only an engineer would be able to make a tier chart like that. With med school, good luck paying off all those student loans considering financial aid stops after bachelors. And law, have fun doing all those classes and then working in a soulless field that already has too many people in it. Engineering is the only one where you can get out with a bachelors and still make money
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>Architecture
>Top

I lel'd
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>>573959908

cause not everybody gets to touch ebola ridden niggers in emergency rooms
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nigger, minimum grades for accounting are higher then architecture, also, some architecture degrees dont even require maths which means its pretty much art anyway... Top Teir my average sized cock...
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>>573959908
That's a shoop. I can tell because of the pixels.
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>>573959908
because im not a jew with unlimited funds
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>>573959908
>Law
>God Tier

Pick one retard.

Also, nice try but I still ain't givin you no tree fiddy.
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>>573959908
>engineering not god tier
k bud
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>>573960057
what is it that you do for a living kind sir
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Because fuck you, the market in Certified hacking and security testing Certified is due to grow by at least 300% in the Uk in the next ten years.

2014: Learning not to be a script kiddy
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>>573959908
law god tier? laughable
architecture above low tier? lol

science is med so you're a fucking retard. Engineering is more useful than med
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>architecture
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troll thread is troll thread
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so my degree in astrophysics is low tier? HA eat a dick OP, your med school shit is nothing compared to what I studied.

Sincerely,
Anon PhD
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i never fall sick, wont be pursued
/thread
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maybe just pursue the education you want a career in?
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>>573959908
Pasta already? Did not take long.
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>>573960736
Creative Director at in-house agency.
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>>573959908
Because degrees don't mean shit anymore.
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>>573960305

>B.S. in account
>B.S.

sure is BS
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Lawfag reporting.
Its...Ok i guess. 99% of us lawyers, wanted to be that criminal lawyer, that takes the murder case and bla bla....
reality is, that job doesnt pay the bills and we end up working in financial, family, cammercial, and mostly going for settlements and counseling. Thaaats all.
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>>573960776
>Engineering is more useful than med
Let's see how will your engineering help you next time you're ill
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>>573960357

This! Almost did Law before I realised all the money is earned after studying an extra 4 years if you pass the Bar in the Uk.

If not GG pay more to study and take the exam again wait time is a year!
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>>573960917
that's for faggots
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>>573959908
Eat a dick OP. Product Designer here, a fun course with a fun life ahead of me but actually guaranteed a respectable life ahead of me. Living the dream.
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>>573960340
mom and daddy doing your homework?
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>>573959908
Fine art is top tier at least
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>>573959908
Auto tech and and high performance engineering reporting in
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>>573959908
How is mathematics not on god tier?
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>>573959908

>implying anyone that does accounting doesn't become a CPA, which is at least Top Tier.

And if you did just stop with a bachelors in accounting you're in pleb tier for being a god damn pleb
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>>573960870
moar
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>>573961087
The money is in immigration Law dude, all these immmigrants will pay top dollar for you to wirte a letter which will mean fuck all to the government
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>>573959908
Should be
God Tier: Engineering, Comp Sci, Medical Sciences
Top Tier: Architecture, Accounting, Pharmacy, Health Science
Mid Tier: Physics, Chemistry, Education, Nursing, Law.
Low Tier: Econ, Business, Other Sciences
Shit Tier: Art, English
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JD repping
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>>573960917
/thread
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CFP here. Med degrees will be worth less and less until the whole industry experiences reform from insurance to pharmaceuticals. Law means 200k+ in schooling. Finance is the best bang for your buck
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Med/law is not difficult.
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>>573961435
Without chemistry engineers would still be making houses out of mud bricks
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>>573961139
tell me more about how you doing no research or anything to help further your field is in anyway useful to the future. Tell me more about how you do not design and build machines to allow for treatments of diseases or disability.

tell me more about how you don't do anything to discover new drugs.

All you're trained for is recognizing symptoms, signing prescriptions and recommending people to specialists who actually know what they are doing and are useful..
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>>573959908
>muh degree iz superior hurrrr

faggot
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>>573961668
Okay, that's why I put Engineering at God Tier. Are you fucking blind or something and misread in Brail?
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>>573959908
PA student here:
Stay jelly, non-god-tier fags.
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So the people of this board all consider themselves geniuses, but fail to see through the stigmata assigned to certain routes in an already categorically flawed education system. Listen to what your mother told you and do what you want to do kids, there honestly isn't a right way to live life. I'm offended that some of the the virgins of /b/ are too stupid to see through the paradigms of society. I'm offended by your ignorance!
Source: C average student with best friend doing physics at Oxford. I'm happier than him!
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Mom a nurse and makes half a mil yearly. Your logic is shit
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>>573961610
You can be a CFP without a college degree.
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I'm thinking of going into law. What expectation should I have if am to go into it?
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>>573961385
You're an idiot. Three letters after your name don't ms keep you better at accounting. It just turns you into an ass.
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>>573961784
you make no fuckn sense
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>>573961906
I feel bad for your mom/dad.
Did you pay extra to get in?
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>>573959908
I already have a PhD, dumbass.
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Who actually care about education? we all end up with no money, some shitty kids and an ugly wife...
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>>573959908
>Architecture top
>Pharmacy mid
Shiggy diggy doo
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>>573959908
I smoke too much pot and I hate working, anon so I went with mid-tier.

Live humbly and happily with minor responsibility.
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>>573962006
Liar detected
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>>573959908
Because if everybody got a degree in med or law, then there would be a huge glut of labor in med and law. Without demand to meet the huge supply, wages would drop significantly and many graduates would be unemployed
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>>573960736
Thinks up bullshit
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>>573959908
my son schlomo in med school

schlmo make family proud

shekels=love
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>God Tier
having a job that pays well and you enjoy
>Top Tier
having a job you enjoy
>Mid Tier
having a job that pays well
>Low Tier
having a job that doesn't pay well and you don't enjoy
>Shit Tier
unemployed

don't be nigger
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>>573961610

know a bunch of lawfucks who cant find a job
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hah, OP my first job in engineering was making $180k/year after a 4 year degree. How old were you when you stopped earning $42k/year as a resident?

M.D. isn't all it's claimed to be, especially considering I work like 35 hours a week tops.
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>>573960340
Who are you kidding? you'll be here online all night with the rest of us, live and uncut from your mom's basement.

keep dreaming faggot.
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>>573959908
Pre-med here, hopeful surgeon.
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Never got a diploma, self taught path to Top Tier.
Should have stayed in school, made same $ with 1/2 the hours and went god tier.
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wow low, mid top and god tier all look boring as fuck, enjoy bein a drone dik hed!!!
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>>573960340
hurrrrrrrrdurrr In the real world, ultramegafaggot you're still on 4chan.
Try not to kill people you find "annoying".
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>>573962270
Please. All ACDs on our team are 100+.
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>>573961139
Where things fit on the scale depends on your criteria.
Average salary of graduates would be good, so would average IQ. If it would help you while sick, not so much.
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>>573959908
>Architecture
>Top Tier
about half of the shit on here is off too.
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>>573960492
>Buisness
>Low tier
I cant hear you over the sound of muh employability.
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Electrical Engineering Because I rather study something that I enjoy for 4 years. Plus I'm not Asian or a liar.
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autism/ebola
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>>573962114

Top fucking kek

>Bonuses for getting your CPA
>CPA salary
>Ability to open your own practice
>Much higher demand

Obviously you don't know shit.
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>>573961004
Awesome, good on you.
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>>573961668
sounds about right... but don't forget about physics as well
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CS makes the most money with a bachelors. You MUST be stupid to do anything else if it's only mid tier difficulty.
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>>573959908
Because Politics career. If you're God, does that make me life itself?
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>>573959908
Because I am too lazy to walk to the university and seek application forms.
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>>573959908
STEM, Jackass.
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>>573959908
Depends really on what you're passionate about, and how well you can make a career out of it. You'd be amazed at the type of money people can make doing the things they love, in spite of them not being on that chart of arbitrarily defined standards of education.
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I think a career in nuclear engineering is sufficient
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Cuz engineering degrees are cheaper and take less time to acquire.

Have fun making any money under obamacare. -I'd go private.
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>>573962395
/thread
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>>573959908
Because Computer Science is my preferred field, and I make 100k in a year anyway.
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>>573963402
Do it online
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>>573959908
You saying what, you son of basterd bitch?
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>>573959908
heavy lies the crown, i'm an engineer. I'll take top tier, not sure i'm god material.
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>>573963565
Getting a CS degree

nigga i got a certificate and make 80k.
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>>573963489
MEECS > STEM
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>>573959908
Epic Tier: Buddist
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>>573962395
this.
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>>573962010
you can also take and pass the BAR in most states without going to law school. its just a) damn fucking hard even for people with four years of education and b) the amount of people with a CFP, CPA, CFA or hell even a series 7 or 63 that hasnt been to school is probably a fraction of a percentage
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>>573962757
Expanding that, engineering is best degree based on average salary, and physics is the best based on average IQ.

>>573961701
This.
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>>573963545
NE and AE sound hard, but EE and ME are actually harder.
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>>573963820
>Buddist

Are you a retard or do you mean someone who works with Buds?
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Because their wages are constantly getting fucked.
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>>573959908
I thought you bismuth brothers were proud of your Western heritage.
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I'm a fucking pilot.
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>>573959908
Switch Pharmacy and Architecture and you're pretty spot-on. Also, science is pretty broad there, guy
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Theatre degree here. Probably just going to kill myself after college with only a theatre degree.
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>>573960492
>Kinesiology
My degree has finally been mentioned!
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>>573959908

> med
> god tier

You know what physicists call M.D.s?
Maintenance Department
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>>573959908
"First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
-everyone
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>>573960340
Do you have 300 confirmed kills too?
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Mechanical Engineering student in the 208

suck it nerds
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>>573964001
well at you can at least make a show of it
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>>573959908
someone got a phd in making this thread 3 times a day
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>>573962395
LOoooooooooL. Do you get blowjobs for a living?

Because at 120k a year at 23 with a CS degree, I practically do.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>573960340
Just letting you know I sent this to the university. I don't think it should be too hard for them to figure out which Australian student you are ;)

Cheers, mate, go fuck yourself
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>>573959908
Because you won't be rich as fuck until you're 45 with all the class, interning, training, and other bullshit. I would rather make good money for 40 years and be happy young, than make hella money for 20 years, then have to retire. Fuck being rich when I'm old. That shit is gay as fuck, OP.
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Can't pay for school. Not many scholarships available for lower middle class white people. So I'm broke.
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>tfw god tier
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>>573963787
What the fuck are you even talking about?
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>>573964393
80k with CS degree, also 23
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>Science low

Computer Science, Engineering, Architecture, and Medicine higher than Science.

wat
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>>573959908
I can make a decent living while continuing to be a lazy stoner with compsci.
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>>573960492
>Business
>low tier
>Computer science
>mid tier
>Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics, Astronomy
>Good luck making money off of those faggot
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>>573961906
no shit you sre happier, you see sunlight.
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>>573959908
you have 10 seconds to tell me that's copypasta, nvm I'll say it: that's copypasta, it's stale as shit
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>>573964431
I salute you sir
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>>573959908
Implying Medicine > Architecture
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>>573964605
>>573964393
115k/yr with a CS degree reporting in, 22
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>>573964602
mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, computer science. meecs > stem
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>>573959908
Because I'm fucking done with that shit already, and currently drinking away the pain until I get my Bar results back


Anon Esquire, JD.
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>>573959908

Not surprised a med student would rank Nursing as low. Come back after a few years of practice and l bet your perception will be a lot different.

>Source : Cardiology resident. The nurses saves my ass on a daily basis.
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>>573959908
History degree making well into the 6 figures saying what's up faggot.
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>>573959908
I’m not even going to bother with greeting the likes of you, I’m just gonna get to the point.

Whenever I read about some of you faggots claiming to have a great job, making 100k a year or receiving this or that education,
I roll my eyes and laugh. It’s cute really, because let me tell you a little something about myself:

I'm a Junior Chief Executive Officer. I’ve got degrees from Harvard and Oxford and I'm only 23 years old. I make 470k+ a year,
and that's just a starting salary. While you suckers are still working your blue collar jobs or attending clown college in the
hopes of scoring a Mickey Mouse degree, I'm travelling the world 24/7, flying Elite class, driving the finest handmade automobiles
or sailing $25 m yachts. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve got it all.

Sometimes I look down from my airplane window and think about all those "little people", getting up at 6AM, driving their little Hyundai's
to their cubicles or building sites, and coming home at 6PM to eat their pork and beans before having pathetic and gross sex with their ugly
wives. But when a smoking hot stewardess comes over to bring me my $18.000 bottle of whiskey, I forget all about them.

Tomorrow I've got a meeting with some other executives over in Dubai. And guess who gets to decide whether or not our firm will open up a
new office over there? That's right: me. I even get to decide what shape the building is going to be. And no, I'm not going for the world's
largest tower. I don't need to overcompensate: I've got an 11" dick already.

Anyway, I've got to go now, because that smoking hot stewardess I told you about? Yeah, she brought her friends. They want to climb the REAL
Burj Khalifa. In my pants..
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>>573965092
please explain
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>>573959908

>Architecture
>Top Tier

Kek.

The entire list was written by an Architect to make himself feel better.
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>>573965169
>$18 bottle of whiskey
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>>573965092

Are you actually making 6 figures from your history degree though?
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>>573959908
>Finance and law above science and education.
It's like you're TRYING to be a completely worthless piece of shit.
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>>573965184
GM at a data licensing company.
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>>573959908
Is this just a legit list of highest paying jobs?

Fun fact, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are both college drop outs.

So much for that degree though, lulz.
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>>573965420
Why don't people realize that simply having the degree is what counts to most employers?
If you're smart and talented, then you are smart and talented.
Also helps to be good looking.
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>>573965669
>implying college drop make more than grads
>implying a few exceptions proves anything
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>>573965037
Fair enough.
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>>573959908
You act as though finances are not an issue.
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>>573959908
I have a bachelor's degree in physics. I would rather spend my time satisfying my own curiosity solving partial differential equations and quantum mechanics rather than doing something like med/law/engineering where you are essentially an intelligent individual who is educated to spend their lives serving the needs to the needs of people beneath you.
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>>573965169
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
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>2014
>Not pursuing degree in Urban Planning to get involved in private development industry
>ISHYGDDT
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>>573965883

So that's a "no".
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>>573959908
jew pls
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>>573965169
Nice try at the new Navy Seal meme
3/10 troll
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>>573960492
You do know Life Sciences, makes almost next to fucking nothing because they are forced to work in areas with High cost of living, what a fucking dumb ass,


Accounting mastuh race reporting in goyim.
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>>573966326
So that's a yes.
My analytical and written skills are what gave me the credibility to get in the door. Combined with good decision making and natural leadership, I moved up in the company. No different than getting in the door with an accounting degree, someone eventually recognizes your talent, and you go from there.
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>>573961668
Because it takes a chemist to realize stone is tougher than mud bricks?
What the fuck do you think castles were made of?
Straw?
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>>573966027
I assume you're going to take it to a PhD level? If not wut r u even doing
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What kind of a retard would put pharmacy and architecture above education and nursing.
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>>573962882
Business degrees are great for being a shift manager at McDonald's I heard.

Executives have degrees in their respective fields, not in fucking business.
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>>573966740
Eventually, need to save up for a masters first. Everything costs money.
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>>573959908
Mechanical engineering. I can deal with top tier.
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Resource management coming through
making 6figures

took courses in logistics and product management get outta the way plebs
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Anyone can theoretically get a degree in medicine, but if you are an incompetent autist, it really doesn't matter.
Conversely, if you are talented in the extreme, you may not need a degree.
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>>573967021
Are you not in the U.S.? You can go straight to a PhD program from an undergrad. Masters makes sense if you want to boost your applications though.
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>>573960051
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>>573960340

I'm doing the same thing as >>573964431

Gonna try to find a way to send this, just in case you are telling the truth about your interview
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>>573966027
if you don't get your Ph. D then you've got an arts degree.
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>>573959908

I'm not even going to bother with greeting the likes of you, I’m just gonna get to the point.

Whenever I read about some of you faggots claiming to have a great job, making 100k a year or receiving this or that education,
I roll my eyes and laugh. It’s cute really, because let me tell you a little something about myself:

I'm a successful tech entrepreneur. I've dropped out from Harvard, MIT, Yale and Oxford and I'm only 19 years old. I make 4.7M+ a year,
and that's just a starting salary. While you suckers are still working your blue collar jobs or attending clown college in the
hopes of scoring a Mickey Mouse degree, I'm traveling the world 24/7, flying commercial spacecraft, piloting the new Space'X Dragon capsule
or my own private and personal space station. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve got it all.

Sometimes I look down from my space station window and think about all those "little people", getting up at 6AM, driving their little Hyundai's
to their cubicles or building sites, and coming home at 6PM to eat their pork and beans before having pathetic and gross sex with their ugly
wives. But when a smoking hot astronaut-stewardess comes over to bring me my $18'000'000 bottle of 1789 Cognac, I forget all about them.

Tomorrow I've got a meeting with some other executives over in my private space station. And guess who gets to decide whether or not our firm will open up a
new base on the moon? That's right: me. I even get to decide what shape the building is going to be. And no, I'm not going for the world's
largest tower. I don't need to overcompensate: I've got an 11" dick already.

Anyway, I've got to go now, because that smoking hot astronaut-stewardess I told you about? Yeah, she brought her friends. They want to climb the REAL
Falcon Heavy rocket. In my pants..
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>>573965402
>>573966069
>>573966395
pic related

>>573966870
You are joking, right?
Enjoy your ebola if you're a nurse. Also, teachers don't make shit until they have tenure.
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Science is low tier and law is god tier?
OP confirmed for dumb fag
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There are way to many people becoming lawyers these days, so many that a lot can't find jobs. Scale is shit.
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Graduated in English Literature. Struggled to get a job at a Coffee Shop. Living the dream.
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>>573967417
lol you're rich and successful as fuck, have everything you could ever hope for, but you're on 4chan.

What a fucking idiot. 0/10, nice troll but nobody's falling for it.
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>>573959908

god tier: nursing in africa
top tier: nursing anywhere else, engineering, law, med, comp sci
mid tier: econ, finance, pharmacy, accounting, science
low tier: education, architecture, accounting
shit tier: women's studies
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was studying medicine, got bored, changed to graphic design
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>>573967871
>Voluntourism
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>>573967816
>implying that I don't know that what I said was copypasta.
Nigger, I'm broke with no job. You really thought I was serious? Get rekt.
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>>573967409
is this pasta? its fucking glorious
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McDonald's District Manager here
Make 300k a year managing faggots that flip burgers
umad
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>>573967213
I'm in the UK, Phd courses here are slightly different. They are usually only 3 years long and very research intensive as you are already expected to know masters level content whereas from what I've looked up in the US they can be up to 5 years long because covering advanced grad courses like quantum field theory are a requirement of Phd.

You can get into Phd programs in Britain with just a bachelor's but it is harder considering you are going up against people already with masters and advanced knowledge and depending on what you want to specialise in like theoretical physics having done a masters to cover the taught requirements can be a mandatory requirement.
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>>573968169

OC. I got inspired by the faggot MD posting in here.
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>>573959908
>Jew career chart.jpg
Chem major here
Its astonishing how you Medical faggots share the arrogance and general insufferable attitudes with those hippie art students
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am addicted to this shit.. those girls do everything and that's blows my mind! look at Monika, she is being banged by 10 guys

http://nakedgirlstr.tumblr.com/?299
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Where does Entrepreneurship fit in all of this?
Most risk; highest possible reward. Ranger class???
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math not in god tier? shit thread
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Cause I don't care :D
Good day sirs!
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>took a 4 month course overhead powerline construction class for free
>took a 1 year course maintenance class from hbi for free
>got offered a job opportunity starting out 19 an hour and can work my way up to 40 an hour +
>no school debt
>I'm 20
>god-tire
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>>573961435
>comp sci
>god tier
top kek. learning how to programming is mid tier at the most
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>>573968068
never thought you were serious, just never saw that copypasta before and assumed it was an attempt at trolling 2/10, made me respond
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>>573968252
Are you Ronald Mcdonald?
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>>573960340
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I almost got baited
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Why the fuck is science low tier? Without science we wouldn't have medicine.
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Anon J.D. And you are fucking stupid if you spend $150,000 to get a law degree in this market. Youll be lucky to make what a plumber does.
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>>573968378
You had me at piloting the new space x dragon capsule
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>>573959908
>implying pharmacy isn't god tier
phaggit.
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>>573959908
Wrong
God tier: Science & Engineering
Top tier: Med, Law & Architecture
Mid tier: about the same
Low tier: Nursing, Econ, Arts
Shit tier: Education
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>>573959908
Games design. The industry is worth more than film and music combined.

Pretty much god-tier
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Low tier (science) because really, science is the god tier. And OP is a retard.
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It's about that time. I guess mid-terms really have people feeling themselves.
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>>573967386
Not when the degree is classified bachelor of science. And give me time, I'm working on it. How many people do you know already with physics phds less than 23 years old?
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>>573968972
this
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>>573959908
because top tier is already sufficient for me
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>>573962395
The only right answer
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>>573968595
>implying thats all you learn in comp sci.
Please don't pretend that you know things when you really don't
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>>573959908
MD/PhD

what am i?
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Have fun diggin in peoples assholes OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFkN4deuZU
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>>573968637
I hate clowns
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>>573969093
I'm just saying you have to get your ph. d for it to be worth shit. Source: I'm a Ph. D theoretical physicist lol

Go to stanford for your post grad. Leonard Susskind is an... interesting fellow but goddamn if he isn't genius.
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because I don't want to spend another 3-4 years in school and 200k in debt.

just graduated in may with a bachelors in EE now doing software engineering for a defense contractor
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>>573968595
>thinks programming is all that there is to CS

wow what year is it?
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>>573968993
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>>573959908
>medicine god tier
>engineering top tier
>implying

please remind me who builds all the tech and devices used in hospitals without which you'd be incapable of performing even a quarter of today's surgeries and procedures without infecting, damaging or killing the patients.

oh and last time i checked it was scientists and researchers who discovered properties of substances and things such as x-rays that are vital and common-place in modern science.
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>>573968993
Thinking of going to games design myself. I really want to work for blizzard or something
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>>573959908
Implying that a PhD in PChem is a low their degree.

The newest of new.
Let us know how your first year of med school goes.
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>>573959908
comp sci here (also math major)
graduating in may, but already got a job lined up
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>>573968595
Do you even Algorithmic Math?
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>>573968254
Would it make sense to go to Europe after doing undergrad in the U.S.?

I'd liek to travel.
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>>573959908
>finance
>not God Tier

troll list
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Shit tier education guy here:

I'm in some kind of private school for actors.

I pay 80€ for the year.

This is one in the top ten school for actors in France.

Very selective shit, so fucking great stuff right when you begin.

I do what i love.

As much as i'm getting through the years, i'm taking university. Without even going to uni. Or following courses. Just need to pass next entrance test of my school, year of uni is automatically validated.

France mofo.
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>>573960340
You essentially dedicated much of your young life doing intensive study to only fly in first class? What about a private jet faggot?

Also you gain your respect from helping the common pleb with his ailments. Your whole life is dedicated from helping take care of those who are beneath you and the average joe on the street you treat isn't likely to make some valuable contribution to the world.

If you were good enough to do medicine and only cared about money then you should have focused your efforts on getting into Harvard/Stanford business school and network into a financial firm or aim to be the CEO of a major company. You seriously fucked up and chose the wrong path if you wanted to be really wealthy. There are literally tens of thousands of people richer than you who had to put less academic effort in.
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>>573959908

Because I'm 28 and not a little kiddie in school anymore.
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>>573959908
Is Theoretical Physics god tier? I think it's god tier.
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>>573959908
Here's my list:

TOP TEAR: Philosophy, Art, Music
MID TEER: All hard sciences
SHIT TEER: Compsci, Business, Polsci, sociology

Who said going to school was about making money? Ur a faggot. Seriously. Stop ruining this world
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>>573970404
Correct me if I am wrong but how are you going to get a job as a Theoretical Physics degree?
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I'm Criminal Justice. Mid Tier? Thoughts.
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>>573969526
I'm aware of that thanks. I'm trying to work my way up and give myself the best chance of getting into a good school for Phd. With the amount of grads with bachelors these days the knowledge requirements where I am a masters is pretty much a must.
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>>573959908

Law God tier ? baahahaha
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>>573959908
I am?
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>>573970572
A lot of people who work in theoretical physics can work outside of physics in financial firms etc. They clearly a lot smarter than the person with the generic business/finance degree and are much rarer so they are pretty desirable to certain employers.
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freelance artist fag here
earning good on doing clean furry art
no b8, feel free to hate

god tier: anything IT, med related
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>>573970572

as a theoretical physicist maybe? lol! do u not watch the big bang theory ? XD
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>>573971046
get out
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>>573971145
bazooper!
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>>573970935
so do they learn about financial firms or something like that during their degree? Wouldn't it make more sense to hire someone from the business/ finance degree because its literally what they were studying for?
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>>573971145

haha bazinga
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>>573959908
Management. Kinda in charge of all you fuckers, huh? In any field - IT mgmt, Financial mgmt, Med staff mgmt, etc.
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>>573959908
Because some of us design the tech that you use in detecting sickness
Sign anon with in PHD engineering
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Cullinaire School, coz i like cooking, thats my passion and what i like doing

>inb4 huurr duur faggit
>you pay hundreds to eat the kind of food i make

and BTW good luck trying to avoid architecture, the one kind of art u cannot avoid *you can avoid museuns, art gallerys and any other shit*
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>>573971145
ZIMBABWE
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>>573964694

I still don't get peoples fascination with ranking Degrees. Are they based on salary or just perceived difficulty? Institutions I understand, but I just don't get degrees in general.
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Let's be real: no one here has any kind of degree. Show me a degree. No, wait, don't - no one gives one single fuck anymore.
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>>573971512
What school?
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Environmental Science major preparing for law school. Environmental policy nigger inbound.
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>>573971512
I was always interested in cullinare school. How is it?
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>>573971706

This.
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>>573971338
people with theoretical physics degrees are really smart and can learn fast, and are more capable than finance degrees
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med fag here
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>>573964431
This. Motherfucking this. Bravo, good sir.
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Degree in Design (shit tier)

Work as User Interface designer for large company
23 years old
80k Salary.

Get on my level fags.
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>>573971826
well then by following what you are saying, they can learn anything and surpass most of degrees because they can learn it quickly which kinda doesnt makes sense
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Forensics here. Not sure what tier that is.
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>>573959908
caz im making more money than you as a software engineer
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http://www.newhealthguide.org/Highest-Suicide-Rate-By-Profession.html

Yeah, so godlike that most opt to meet him...
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>>573959908
>top tier
>architecture
lol wut
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look at all these idiots posting how they are glad to be providing service to someone who pays them

If you all weren't fucking morons you would know how to work the system and set up trade somehow by getting in the supply chain somehow....

Nope just gona argue why my education better than yours...
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>>573972048
yes

same thing goes for engineering degrees, it shows that you're smart as fuck and adaptable
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>>573966554
Me also as well. Practicality ftw
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>>573971716
>>573971748

The word where i live do not have the same meaning, live and learn huh?
It is still a great thing for me, and the people i know that love cooking *not just boilling an egg*

Pic unrelated, i dropped some spores on the ground some days ago
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>>573959908
Because going into mid tier means I can have dope amounts of money and retire at 40 with a GTR?
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>>573972315
>use relative risk instead of absolute risk
typical pleb

sincerely,
Anon M.D.
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>>573970572
as a professor or researcher. You either teach or get grants. You don't do theo physics for the money, you do it because it's the noblest quest in existence. I know plenty of people my age making two to three times what I make, but they always complain. I don't.

But you're right getting research grants is fucking stupid.
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>>573959908
Im a biomedical engineer currently in my first semester back in school for premed.

amidoinitrite op?
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>>573961374
this
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>>573959908
Cus I don't want to study for 8 years and I hate lawyers + bar exams suck. However, I am good with numbers, so I've decided that my talents were best employed in engineering.
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>>573964694
sounds like a buttravaged businessman
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>>573959908
Because it takes too long and I believe there is such a thing as enough money for me.
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>>573961385
Actually im in accounting and I am trying to get my brokers license instead so ya
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>pharmacology
>mid tier

most exciting, relevant, and practical field. drug design is the future.
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>>573959908
No lie anon, I'm architecture and my job prospects are shit, so idk if top tier
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>>573960854
But how much money do you make? That's right, you make shit compared to a med school graduate.
Sincerely, Anon M.D.
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>God Tier: Law

Can't stop laughing. Enjoy wishing you had a job.
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>>573959908
I am faggot
>med
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>>573971338
A person with a business/finance degree may not be as good at maths as a physicist. Look up quantitative analyst roles in banks, a fair amount of the people who fill these roles are people with backgrounds in physics/maths/stats/computer science.

Also a long time ago degrees in things like business/accountancy etc didn't exist. You learned on the job through an apprenticeship/intern. If the jobs were at one time simple enough to be learned without a degree then someone with a stem background isn't going to find it back breaking to learn it by themselves.

The degrees in business/finance/accountancy were just made to give people a heads up on the job and make them stand out for them when they applied for them.

Even now, I don't know about how it is in america, but in the UK you can't actually call yourself a chartered accountant until you have passed professional qualifications like ACCA, AAT or call yourself an actuary until you passed the exams set by the national institute of actuaries, all of these require no degree and are taken by people who didn't have to waste 3+ in years university studying for a degree in something which would only give them knowledge and not make them actually qualified to practice their profession. Its like a person who has a degree in medicine not being able to work as a qualified doctor. Seem like pointless degrees to me.
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Bait
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>>573970529
>TOP TEAR: Philosophy, Art, Music

that post is shit even ironically. those things have their own value and should be appreciated, but they should be considered complementary instead of essential to solving the world's problems and advancing society.
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>>573959908
because if everyone was a doctor or lawyer the world would end
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>>573973685
> THIS!
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>>573959908
Med and Law are both shit tier and will easily be replaced by computers since all they do is look stuff up in a book. Most people have gotten away from needing both of those professions by just googling it themselves.
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I slang buds and part time cook
Brought in 19k this year so far
Not too bad for only being 21
My apt is only 650/m
No plans for future job and I make so much cash sitting on my couch and having people come to me.
Why stop
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>>573960357
Error: Waifu is receiving financial aid support while working on her JD.
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>>573971434

I sort of had the feeling that Management Science is just diet Industrial Engineering with a dash of HR.

Though MS grads seems to be a brighter than MBA students. I swear those fuckers don't even know how to plot two points on a Cartesian plane.
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>>573967871
Accounting mid tier and low tier? Its like you dont even care where you put things
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Architecture is shit tier.

ChemE reporting in
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I have a BS in both Physics and Mathematics, the degrees are useless without a PhD. I can't find a decent job.
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Who chemical engineer here?
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>>573960340
NEW COPY PASTA GO
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>>573960340
>I’m already living it up, VIP at the best nightclubs, flying first class, and driving fine automobiles. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve already got it all
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>>573959908
>wanted to be Electrical Engineer
>repeatedly found math was not a natural aptitude
>nothing else was worth finishing college for
>parents were living off credit cards when I was born, little has changed since then

Well fuck...Guess I'll go start my own business.

>>573960340
>Claims to be from Australia
>Speech patterns in typing sounds American

Yeah you're not fooling anyone. The only thing you probably stick your dick into is a bug zapper.
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>>573959908
Law is god tier? Rofl, how misinformed are you, OP? unless you're going to a top 10 school, then the degree is worth shit. Law schools lie about placement, many grads are working shit jobs making 30k.
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>>573959908

Does IMS still count as god-tier? ;_;
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>>573973962
Because you will eventually get caught and lose everything
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Because I'm not a faggot
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>>573975168
second.
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