This is a wrong number texting me. What should I tell her? I

Tell her to send tit pics and you'll recoup her aunt

>>573872956
tell her you just got done fucking your dog named scooter

Find out why she was in jail.

>>573872956
Easy

Eeh, don't worry. You're out right? Cone over and suck mah dick

>>573872956


"Do you believe in fate? I think you texted me for a reason. I can already tell we're soul mates"

>>573873258
>she goes over to the guy who she thinks she's texting
>blows him
>stops texting OP because she's busy
>/thread
Not really a solid option, nignog.

>>573873334
>bitch was in jail

>>573873395


That's what makes it funny.

>>573873553
Meh, i hardly see the humour in OP cockblocking himself intentionally.

>>573873637


Eh, If it's not my shaft getting slimy I don't really care.

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>>573873635
I bet it's a dude that knows you from a while back

>>573873637
Well it's a Dallas number. I love nowhere near Dallas. I'm married and my wife is sitting here laughing about it. So don't worry about me cock blocking myself

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>>573872956

https://www.youtube.com/user/CATILLUMINATI

>>573873814
It's just the point that you would be ending the thread prematurely.

>>573873814
Well now we wanna see your wife's tits too.

>>573873814


Do the soulmate thing.

>>573873635
She has black people grammer

>>573873814
show us them titties anons wife

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HAHA FAGGOT
>white knighting

>>573874058
Maybe. Busy with this right now so just stfu and enjoy whatever the fuck happens

>>573873814
>>573873907
>>573874058
Better yet. Send wife's tits to wrong number. Get a lesbian txt going on. Tell her the idea of her nudes make your (wife's) nipples hard.

>>573874182
Say your the real nigga

>>573874182
:/ mods fucking ban this pleb

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>>573874182

>>573874182
Be the white night. Get tits and post them

>>573874182
Wow, cunt alert

>>573874182
God I love you
op is feg

@573874182
hahahahaha, great play mate. cheers

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>>573874182
you fucking snicker, stop fucking white knighting

We can still try for op's wife tits.

>>573874182
I didn't want to see Shanequa's flappy udders anyway.

>>573874503

Go back to twitter or facebook, whatever shithole you came from.

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>>573874182
Whoa hold up there champ,
When you're white knighting you think you're doing the right thing but actually you're causing an otherwise beautiful and hilarious situation to fail, making millions sad on the internet. And we all know these basement trolls need to stay fed, otherwise they get hungry to cause mayhem of their own, killing, and marauding, and looting through the streets. Why even just letting them know they're in the wrong sometimes can cause these frail creatures to flip into a frenzy. So remember kids, when you're white knighting, you're causing the madness to overflow. Let nature take its course next time, smile and nod to the creeps under the stairs, maybe they'll pass you by when they shoot the school up next time, and you'll be the cool kid on TV who lives.

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>>573874503

>@573874182

>>573874182
>6:10am you Californiaffaggot. That's te gayest thing that will happen in this world today

Now she's keeps trying to call me. Go kill yourself asshole. This is why we can't have nice things

>>573874757
Well it was fun while it lasted, good try op

>>573874757
Answer and get us the whiteknight faggots number.
Bet he didn't even use a burner to message her.

>>573872956
1st u cover her # newfag

>>573874757
Just have your wife talk to her.

>>573874757
OP.. much as I think the white knight is a fucking nigger loving cunt, you did ask for it by NOT EDITING OUT HER NUMBER

>>573874893
This

>>573874889
ask for this fags number>>573874182
i'm in a pizza sending mood

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Faggots, lol

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>573875046
I think you just got friendzoned, anon.

>>573875046
> Let's be friends?


> potential remains

>>573875046
>>573875041
you better hope i don't get your phone number

>>573875046
OP ASK FOR THIS PLEB'S NUMBER IMMA SEND THIS CUNT SOME PIZZA

>>573875118
topkek!

>>573875046
change that stupid fucking colour scheme - what are you, 6?

>>573875046
Cunnnnnntttttt

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>>573874503
do a 360 and fucking kill yourself

>>573875216
I can never not laugh at this picture

OP ask for the phone # of the whiteknigt so we can dox him

>>573875046
You disgust me anon

>>573875046
wow I thought you were doing this to fuck with the betas, but your actually just a litiral faggot

Inb4 white knight begs her not to send op his number and disappears from the thread completely

>>573875046
this guy must be shitting it right now
if the bitch gives out his number he's gonna get bombed. i'll bet you anything i can find your name, address etc just by the number faggot

>>573875423
#rekt

>>573875423
Hehehehehehe

>>573875423
Good lord.

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>>573875423
Gold

LOL, THAT'S MY SKYPE FAKE NUMBER LOL

>>573875423
Today, OP was not a faggot

inb4 everyone in this thread gets b&

>>573875298
>>573872956
plz OP this faggot deserves it

>>573875423
>>573875046
good riddens kid

>>573875423
nice. this will be fun

>>573875423
You've done goof'd, white knight LOL

Whiteknight can suck a dick...fagit

>>573875423
Rekkity Rekt my Friend

toasting in potential epic bread

>>573875423
My thoughts

>>573875298
Do this OPots the only way

>>573874182
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!?

>>573875046
U GON GET #REKT M8

>>573875423
I'm starting to think this whole thing is a complex ploy to make 4chan harass someone, you expected all the "not your personal army" stuff and so you tried to make them feel some hate for that person which is no other than you, you can fool /b/ but you can't fool me.

>>573875423
Everyone bomb this cunts number

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>>573875423
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>573875423
whstever, call me faggots. I deserve it, gg guys. Never white knoght for lulz

>>573875423
Top kek

White knight dox time? I think yes.

its not his real number can some haxlr master dox him regardless

>>573875902
you don't understand consequences will never be the same

>>573874182
Mods please ban

Go along with it. I'm assuming he thinks you're a girl so you should tell him to meet you somewhere late at night outside his probabtion hours. Then call the cops on him and ruin his life.

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>>573875741
holy shit. I think you're right.

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I smell a ruse floating.

>>573876092
We're being manipulated.

>>573875912
T-mobile
Phoenix Arizona.

>>573875423
OP, YOU DA REAL MVP

>>573875902


Nice try at funnily brushing it off, but no.

I'll leave you alone because I don't really care, but be sure that the fury of /b/ will hit you full scale

Pretty sure some dude is already scheduling mysterious phone calls in the night for the next months to come.

Well, you got what you deserved. I laughed out loud when I saw the plot twist.


Hehehe.

tracing ip now

fgt lives in phoenix arizona

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>>573876059
what on earth are you talking about

>>573874182

Fucking whiteknight fag.

Hope you get Ebola and aids.

>>573876302
Got details, get ready to pay a ton of pizza white knight faggot.

How about paying your bills asshole?

>>573875423
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>573876304
love you

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>>573875423

>>573876234
wow, you can use white pages. Gg. Send pizza to me plz, I'm hungry.

>>573876035
And what are you going to do with it?

>>573875741
op is kill
ruse confirmed
checkmate atheists

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>>573876492

>>573876492
So tell me, how does it feel to White Knight, and then have the very same damsel backstab you?

>>573876619
+1

its probably op and his friend and you're all falling for this

Op is not kill

What are they? Post them, their wrong anyway. My parents pay my phone bill, I moved out bit my family loves there. Troll my younger siblings and my parents lol

>>573876492
#absolutelyfuckinrekktm8

>>573876685
kill yourself

>>573875423
Haha called the girl, she hang up after she heard my voice.

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oh boy

>>573876732
hahahahaha
"JUST DO IT GUIZ IT WONT HURT ME ANYWAY"
"PLX LOSE INTEREST"

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OP be like.......

>>573876712
where are the updates chump?

next roll?

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this indeed seems like a well planned personal army plot..

well played, OP

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>>573875423
William Snider
Why you gotta be texting her and ruining our fun?
Here's a picture of the faggot.

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>>573876492
Stop trying to act like you're not shitting yourself. Whatever the fuck happens is brought upon yourself for being a fucking faggot nigger.

>>573876492
Actually I work at t-mobile lol.
I did use white pages.
I got to work at 12:00 today haha. So all I have to do is type in your phone number and it gives me all your details haha. Since I am a cell tower technician I can deactivate your service so. I'll post your address and turn off service and hopefully you did not give us your social!

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hey look who i found

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>>573876685
it's probably MOOt and FBI
trolling us xD

omg xD xD
i'm so random

>>573876358
Maybe you'll understand greentext better.

>text back saying 'hey big boy meet me at_______'
>call cops and tell them there's something strange happening at ______
>cops arrive and find him there outside his probation hours
>gets arrested and sent back to jail

Makes perfect sense. I'd do it.

>>573875741
>>573875741
>>573875741
>>573875741
>>573875741
THIS! You faggots know nothing about life?

Or Perhaps this is whitenight Trying to get us to think that? Shit is getting wiggy

>>573876821
I hope inaccurately diagnosing bate really gives you the boost in ego you need faggot

>>573876986
Ohhhhh shiittt
Inb4 raid

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>>573875046

HAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A WHITE KNIGHT FAGGOT, FREINDZONED AGAIN!

>>573877043
Shit, this thread is directed by M. Night Shyamalan

>>573876302
Thos anon is right you know. I once posted my exs phone number on a Jim Rustles park call thread. Her amd her new bf raged so fucking hard anons blew their phone up fpr days. Good times, she still has mo idea ot was , e

>>573875547
>>573875902

You probably regret not staying on reddit huh?

>>573876732
how about some cocaine in your parents house and a swat team you faggot, you wouldn'T be the first one

>>573876986
>Stanford
>unemployed

Geez you suck

Here's a picture of the chick you're texting.
She's all yours OP.
Arieanna Villarreal
She has a kid and a 5head.
I'm good.

>>573876937
jajajajajajaja

>>573876937
>>573876986

Someone done goofed.

>>573876541
hurr hur <x> is kill look mom i'm memeing!

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>>573876492
wsfw

>>573877078
why is it incorrect. because the hive mind's intuition is so fucking top notch. Things are playing out too perfectly. It's a ploy you're a faggot for thinking otherwise.

>>573877017
its a girl hes texting you colossal faggot hence the tits. Plus that fact was about a hundred revelations ago are you not even reading this bread? are you the dumbest piece of shit to ever exist?

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>>573877239
>Claim to put a picture
>I don't put the picture.
I'm a faggot.
My bad. Here you go.

Idea to hopefully get rid of whiteknight faggots.
Start one of these threads. get 2 people who are in on it. Delibrately make their number known. Whiteknights start texting the number warning them. The other person has a list of all the numbers That are whiteknighting.
Now every one of these threads no one will whiteknight for fear that the thread is a lie.

>lurking

>>573876937
this legit? fuck you snider, you snidey little bitch. hope you like coal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_hoax

>>573876986
kek saved for cringe thread

>>573875902
How's West Washington St faggot?

I'm going to swat you.

>>573875741
ppl like you keep me sharp

Neighborhood: Sunnyslope|North Mountain|North Phoenix
County: Maricopa County
Timezone: America/Phoenix
Current Time: 6:46am

>>573877516
that is pretty disgusting

>>573877516
Oh....

Fine, you win, raid my parents. I don't live their anymore, anyway. I lost, and you clearly won, so enjoy your victory. Whiteknight out>>573877220
>>573877220

>>573876986
fucking kek. Apparently what I found was incorrect, give me his address anon

>>573877516
Yuck, dat be a ratchet-ass, less than basic bitch. This kid is getting his life ruined for this chick. Hah!!

>>573877616
[ damage control ]

>>573877616
this guy is swimming in his own shit right now

>>573877516
Confirmed for alien

Just reported his number to DEA. Enjoy being followed faggot.

>>573877516
I would lick her anus

>>573877384
w0w
>hivemind
what your doing is much more evidence of that
please run your common sense up a bit or run your ass out of here

>>573877616
Someone do this
>go the house
>ask parents if whiteknight fag lives here
>they say no
>tell them youre an old friend and you had plans to meet with him
>obtain current address
>???
>profit
Or just call the house and do similar thing

>>573877585
Second

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>>573876732
BOMB SQUAD INBOUND ON THIS FAGGOTS HOUSE

>>573877616
Have fun explaining to your parents why they keep getting free gay porn subscriptions in your name delivered and harassing phone calls at all hours of the night trying to find you.

someone PLZZZZ archive this beautiful half chan justice

>>573878067
Oh my fuck yes.

>>573876986
just reported to local authorities kek
used my burn email and said hes a local drug dealer at his university, said he's been selling small and large amounts of meth for "study" purposes but it goes so far beyond that, hes selling ounces etc and using a burn phone

dis gon be gud

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>>573878067

>>573878067
Screenshot with current time or it didn't happen faggot

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Gotta say. This bread is top notch. I was mad before, now I'm glad.

>>573874182
>doesn't know difference between your and you're

Another reason you should kill yourself you fucking autistic faggot.

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>this fucking thread

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I called and squealed like a chicken. No regrets.

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regardless if personal army request or plot twist for whiteknight faggot, lulz are to be had

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>>573878249
U WOT M8?

Hey faggot, I see you just came back from China. It would be a shame if someone reported you to the FBI for drug smuggling...

>>573875046
This is /b/ nowadays...

Hes like herpderp i trololol you guys.

Gosh, even the art of trolling has disappeared

Hahah nice post! too bad faggot had to ruin it, but good job OP.
At least you tried!

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kek

Will, your dad is hot. Total DILF. Tell Bill I said hey plz

>>573878449
does SiteAdvisor approve of FBI.gov?

>>573878067

Holy shit.
mixed feelings of outrageous lulz and slight compassion. wouldn't want to be in his skin

>>573878449
English bloke submits knowledge of an American kid?

Seems legit..

Any earthcams on white knights street I wanna see the swat trucks roll in

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>>573878449
Acceptables

>>573878617
Any reason to send out the bomb squad

>>573872956

Ask for pictures of her "anut"

>>573878585
>>573878474


GOLD

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>>573878449
>google chrome
>no troll tabs
>date is backwards
>obviously English
0/10

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>>573877912
I don't need to convince you niggers it's not real. Just don't think some rando in Arizona whose about to get swatted is so funny anymore. MAYBE IM LOSING MY STOMACH

>>573878671
For us poor, popcorn eating, sods in other places: someone who is close go there and cam it all.

Make glorious webm's!

>>573876830
This
>topkek

>>573878764
Well done Sherlock

here's the white knights address

2530 N 48th Drive, Phoenix, AZ

Someone archive this shit.
fug

>>573878561
it already was good
lurk moar or dont post fag

>>573877370
kek

>>573877616
Hahaha! This is going to cause some commotion at your parent's house. Have fun explaining the causality of the situation. Soon your whole family will know that you are a beta white-knight, even on anonymous internet forums. Have fun coming out of the fag closet.

>>573878772
its funny either way you pussy
you should try to save him and see what happens
obviously it just went well for him

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>>573879034
subscription to "American Bear" incoming.

Can someone green text this thread what happend and who we fucking up I'm kinda late :/

yesterday was the needlesack
today we get the uncovered whiteknight
/b/eautiful

>>573878545
dude that white knight faggot made this thread, would have been shit if the cookie had crumbled in any other given direction

>>573879335
read the fucking thread faggot

The turn this thread took has got to be the absolute best shit I've seen on /b/ in a long long time.

Someone save this whole thread and send it to his parents. Add in some gay porn for extra points.

>>573879335
Read the fucking thread faggot, it ain't that long

>>573879335
How about read the thread you fucking spastic

we're not here to babysit you

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>>573879335

>op texts chick that just got out of jail
>asks nudes
>whiteknight shits over everything
>op asks chick for whiteknight's number
>chick gives number
>whole thread exploded

look at that white knights smug gay face. what a douce lord.

>>573879335
>"I want tits"
>"no can have tits"
>[in rides white night] don't send tits, he's gonna post them
>"you gonna post tits?"
>"no who said?"
>[responds with phone number]
>white night's life ruined

>>573879084
got it saved, will crop onto a board and repost after work assuming we dont all get banned for this bread

>>573879250
suck my black dick

>>573879335
>Girl texting guy on wrong number
>Guy coming here to ask wat do
>/b/ says show 'em milkjugs
>Whiteknight tells girl
>Guy as girl for whiteknight phone#
>Number acquired, autococks rollout!
>FBI, porn subscriptions and calls made.
>???
>Profit.

>>573879335
>OP posts thread talking to girl
>White knight derails it by exposing that OP will post and has posted everything on 4chan
>OP asks girl what number whiteknight was using, because he could have hacked him.
>Girl gives up whiteknights number
>Whiteknight is now semi-doxed
Okay, brb guys, everyone go to dominos.com or whatever it's called & order a pizza to this address: >>573879034

>>573879531
Make sure to send a copy to his parents.

>>573879491
>>573879529
don't post.

>>573879491
>feeds autism

>>573879491
>being this much of a faggot