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hey /b/ help me cheer up this lonely girl on the internet. she is always sad.

You could share funny stuff for me to send her or tell me something funny to say. maybe one of you has something inspiring who knows? it is random after all. i will post our convo
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I like her very much.
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Don't ever tell her you love her, never let them know
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Who is she?
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>>573815175
what should I say? she said she is listening to music.
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I can spread some things that I enjoy, why not.
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>>573815526
What kind of music?
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>>573814452
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>>573815490
she is a girl i met online and we used to chat every day.
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My first green text
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Maybe that girl is you OP. Maybe years of treating women like objects on the internet and video games have embittered you. Maybe the thousands of neckbeards who were hurt by the normies IRL came to this electronic haven to entertain themselves and have developed a mutual hate of all things female. But that isn't your fault now is it? You couldn't help being this way. You can't help that you have to shave your legs, doll up your face, put on a smile, and pretend you don't have problems. Even when you want to reach out to your anonymous buddies for emotional support and kindred regalings of tide and cheer, you have to pretend you're someone else just to have some decent mutual respect because of some memetic tradition that's been overplayed, originally invented to deter the very camwhore-like women that made us so bitter in the first place. Maybe you could open up to us, giving us one more chance. Maybe you could put your dignity on the line and give us a window of opportunity, a chance to be an oasis of tolerance and hope in a sea of embittered shit.

Or maybe you could show your tits or gtfo.
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>>573817026
Not what I expected
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>>573815518
fuck i messed up really bad by sending her the link to this instead of just saving the pic and sharing that way
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>>573817140
God damn op how can u fuck up that bad
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>>573817140
Yeah, this could go either way. Good luck!
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To the girl pictured in the opening post: I like you.
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>>573817140
Hey op how'd you meet this girl?
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>>573817140
lol dumbass
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>>573817140
Either way, keep us posted!
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idk if i lucked out or... you guys she is will be really mad and it can't delete the thread any more oh fuck

she is still typing
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>>573817140
hahahaha
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>>573817969
Op do u care about this girl?
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>>573817969
u dun fucked up

also cute girl if you are on here please say so dont lurk as much as people tell you to
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>>573817969
We'll see. Keep calm man.

>>573818091
Do you?
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I smell uni
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>>573817326
idk i am scared now
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>>573818321
Why is disney so foul?
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>>573818321
No I'm curious about hdr
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>>573814452
Tell her to kill herself :) That always helps!
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She saved the world once
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>>573818449
Dude don't ever send anyone you care about here thats like sending you're mom to hell
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>>573814452
newfag cancer gtfo
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>>573817326
idk!! she is still typing i am scared

>>573817767
omegle and then we started to chat every day for a while ago
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>>573818505
Meant to agree with your question and ask him the same. Sorry about the confusion.
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>>573818449
best of luck dipshit

seriously though it you're hear say so it would be so adorable and this thread will totally support you
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>>573818704
Interesting but just hope some ashole turns this to a gore thread
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Tell that ugly bitch to stuff a marker in her pooper or liveleak suicide.
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>>573817767
>picture from ifunny
>didnt cut out the watermark
>mfw
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>>573818704
Franky say's relax. You aren't going to change anything by freaking out about it man.
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http://patch.com/georgia/snellville/snellville-pd-makes-first-cyber-stalking-arrest
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>>573818704
Were here for you op! You're a /b/rother !!
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she has been idle idk if she is itt but i have a feeling she might be mad at me now
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here's a good one

atespc and
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>>573818701
What's with with the deflated leg?
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>>573818982
On it!
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>>573819214
She didn't click it, cause she blocked it. Save the pic and send it to her!
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>>573819214
Tell her never mind save the pic on to you're desktop send it to her. Done
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>>573817969
>>573819214
She's literally refusing to look at this site and you're baiting her to twice.
About to abandon thread.
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>>573819302
Not a cop... : L
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Kelly
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>>573819214
tell her to click it and ignore the assholes please

>>573819383
>>573818982
>>573819076
>>573818701
>>573818625
fuck off
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>>573819302
It's fake and gay, like most of the gore that gets posted on /b/.
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>>573819383
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>>573819570
I'm trying to help nigga
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>>573819184

goddamnit man
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>>573819383
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ask her if she likes boxxy
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>>573819570
Look at you, being all tough. :)
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>>573819392
>>573819396
i think it is too late
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>>573819706
not in that post
all your others are good tho so i apologize then

OP tell her nvm cus there's too many assholes posting gore by now
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>>573819910
Nigga u cray don't do it op
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>>573820012
do it, cute girls like boxxy. Tell her ICB sent you!
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>>573819978
Fuck op just try to get off topic k!
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>>573819894
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>>573819978
she didn't click it and she doesn't care that it's 4chan stop trying to force her to look at the thread. You're an idiot and I don't understand why she is even talking to you in the first place.
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ask her about her friend "Alexander" very important man.
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>>573819956
i fucking give up

OP just tell her not to click the link anymore and you're sorry and nevermind and see you later
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>>573819978
Literal autism.
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Dude if she is always sad she is most likely very insecure. And then you tell her that you made a post about her in /b/ of all places...
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>>573819978
Listen to >>573820010
Save the pics you like, and show them to her later. She might not be answering cause she said she's with her family, don't push too hard.
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>>573820356
it's too late for you now
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>>573820420
You and I are the only /b/ros trying to help h out lel
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>>573819956
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>>573819978
you act like you have spergers
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>>573819956

I can fap to this
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>>573820497
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>>573820575
and me but im bored so spiderman thread

>>573820575
>>573820630
>>573820646
>>573820695
>>573820708
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>>573820575
Yup, pretty much.
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>>573820719
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>>573819978
plz respond
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>mfw this turned to a spiderman gore thread
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OP here! Sorry guys but it loos like the little slut won't come online and check out the thread I made for her.
To be honest I only did it because she's an easy lay, you know vulnerable and all that.

I was going to secretly film her skinny anorexic ass and post her nudes for my b/bro's here too!

Guess i'll have to try a different approach to get in to the geeky little hoes pants.
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>>573820786
Sorry, you had been helping out also.
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>>573820957
there is ids for a reason

otherwise, OP you're dumb
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>>573820920
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>>573820957
You're not op dumbass
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Having fun, gaiz?
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>>573814452
Tell her that newfags can't triforce.
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>>573821104
True
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yesterday we had the most successful spiderman hijack i've ever seen it was glorious but it 404'd and i was sad ;(
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Are posts demanding to see her tits being deleted or something? Because I'm not seeing anyone demanding to see her tits, and yet this is being entertained.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5yxOcFEic
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>>573820957
you might as well be op.
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holy fuck i know why they call it half--chan now, because literally half of all the people left on it are children
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You sound wat to pushy. She us talking whith a you (god knows why) even though she is with her family.

I say forget about this.
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>>573821312
Never give up /b/ro
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okay sorry everything might be okay
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>>573821481
True
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>>573821615
thank you man thank you
/b/ros like you are my inspiration to keep hijacking threads

>>573821657
good luck nigger
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>>573821657
Op u seem to have gained an impersonator
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MUST. POST. MOAR. SPIDER MAN
Captcha-diedfa must
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>>573821481
I've never heard anyone call it that, you tremendous faggot.
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>>573821926
no that's actually op this time
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>>573821657
I'm starting to run low. Good luck man!
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>>573821657
How do you feel, with that emo cunt you're never gonna bone?
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>>573819978
you messed up bro, try again in a few days
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>>573822209
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>>573822145
Ik nigga I'm telling him bout that nigger back there tryna trick us
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>>573822325
ahh right right sorry i keep misunderstanding u man
mah bad
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>>573820368
this
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>>573822526
Its aight nigga
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>>573822289
>Implying he actually has a chance
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Op if she actually talks to you, she must like you; FFS you are clueless and boring and an awkward texter. Quit trying so hard and chillax. Be brief and interesting.
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Alright-y, that's it for me. It's also past one here, so good luck OP!
>>573820786
>>573820575
Have a good one!
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>>573822659
Thank you first /b/to with some good advice
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>>573822659
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>>573822758
See ya nigga
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>>573821657
I don't think so op, she thinks you're beta joke. It will never happen now.
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this is such a failure
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>>573822972
Well he's trying so he's only kinda beta
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>>573822765
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>>573822972
This guy gets it.
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>>573823013
keep trying, just apologize and wait a while first
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>>573823013
God damn nevermind op u r beta af
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>>573823013
Common sense, you're sending her pictures of letters on her phone.
There is literally nothing funny to send her in this thread.
Let her enjoy her fucking family time.
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>>573823193
Tell her to put a shoe on her head and take a picture
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>>573823013
>go on ifunny
>find a picture with her kind of humor
>pussy.jpg
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>>573823356
not anymore, at least

also op yeah seriously leave her alone if she's really trying to have family time
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>>573823123
He's beta as fuck.
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>>573823013
just stop faggot talk about something else
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>>573823585
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>>573823797
KEK, I'll just leave this here
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goodbye my spidey/b/rothers
farewell and happy posting
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>>573823958
To the next
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>>573823937
NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK THAT PICTURE FUFUFUDEABFAUJG
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>>573823013
Op what's her phone number, let us talk to her since you suck so much
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>>573823797
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>>573823937
FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU

ok bye now fo real
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should i tell her what i am trying to do?? she doesn't seem to be getting th point
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>>573823013
Well op u tried good luck /b/rother
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>>573823013
Lemme talk to that at.14

You are so autist it makes my weiner cry
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>>573824134
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>>573824319
>mfw OP is a flaming newfag
>mfw the girl seems pretty cool but isn't here
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>>573824319
OP, have you ever thought that it might be you that's causing her to be sad?
Cus you're making me sad.
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THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING REAL!

Jesus Christ OP if it means anything your crashing and burning is cheering me up!
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>>573822053
>half--chan is only chan
enjoy your spoonfeeding
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>>573824675
This ^
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>>573824319
Do it you faggot, I wanna go to bed
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OP apoligize for looking like afucking idiot and end the convo. Try again some other time.
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should i hit enter???
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>>573824319
Op ffs, just let me talk to her
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>>573824635
She sounds way more fun than this dork. To bad she as shit taste.
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>>573824319
Yeah, maybe then she might laugh... at you, for being such a failure.
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OP ask her to show her tits
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>>573825558
what will you say? idk if anyone should be mean to her i would hate myself...
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Jesus christ OP what are you doing?
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ask her how selling shoes is like?
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>>573825752
OP ask her if she has a wet pussy
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>>573825752
I just want to talk to her about rainbows and shit, faggot
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>>573825752
OP, this next guy probably knows what he's doing more than you do, and he doesn't know what he's doing.
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>>573825752
I'm going to cheer her up
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>>573819978
Dude, seriously, are you just that retarded?

You are trying to cheer up a girl, and you show her a website full of depressed assholes who do not have nothing to do with their own lives?

No wonder she's mad at you
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OP tell her you are jerking off to Jennifer Lawrence nudes that you love naked pics of celebrities
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OP ask her if she likes watching CP and loli,then share some pics with her
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>>573826119
yeah this chics love celeb gossip
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>>573826302
MODS MODS
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>>573825752
To make sure I'm the only one that gets her number, cause I'll actually be nice to her, give me your facebook and I'll add you and you can message me it
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ok so how should i do this should i give her kik because she trusted me with this email so i could see her videos

btw what should i confess? should i tell her i posted her in a thread and you guys want to talk to her online to be a friend
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>>573820368
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>>573823013
I feel bad for OP because he doesn't have a fucking clue how to not be a beta faggot
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>>573824635
this.

OP please just go to bed, you're retarded. maybe you can talk to her again after your mom picks you up from middle school tomorrow
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>>573826458
tell her you like traps
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>>573826458
All of those things
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>>573826458
Sure nigger
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>>573826458
Yeah you know what, I'm gonna help you too, whats your FB I'm gonna talk to her.
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>>573814452
tell her to quit being a dumb attention whore and an hero on cam then post link
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>>573826458
THIS CAN'T BE REAL!
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>>573826827
this
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>>573826458
OP, come on, delivrar for us
You have a moral obligation to be a /b/ro
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here are her videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZ8Gsh6yZI&list=UURVbOhhMiSK71QnOfZ1-KAA
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OP confess to her that you likefingering corpses, and if you can finger hers after you kill her
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>>573826458
just tell her you loved her ever since you fag.
look at how she responded to you "i have a confession" shit
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>>573825503
HOLY FUCKING SHIT OP, HOW CAN YOU BE SO BETA.
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>>573819692
yech
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>>573827049
Here another of her videos, this one is actually pretty good

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>573825503
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>>573826458
Obviously YOU'RE the reason she's so damn upset, dawg. Want her happy, leave her the fuck alone. Simple as that. More fish in the sea, and if you say I'm wrong, go fuck yourself. She's not the only one, and if you can't cheer her up by yourself, it isn't fucking made to be. Stop being such a fucking baby and tell her straight up. She doesn't like it, she doesn't fucking deserve it in the first place.
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Yeah OP give us her # we'll talk to her for u
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it was all bait,
JUST ONE MASSIVE BAIT
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>>573827049
a face i thought i'd never see again. stalker much?
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so yeah this is what happened
but if you wanted to know her kik i can post it i think she will be okay because it is her sense of humor to pull pranks with me
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OP tell her that if she keeps being sad she is gonna get raped by a pack of niggers, that should cheer her up, unless she likes the idea...
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>>573826458
I am literally laughing at how autistic OP is. For fucks sake i don't know how she can reply to you
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>>573817140

DUMB. ASS.
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>>573827692
You autistic fuck
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>>573827726
>kek
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OP can i send her dick pics to her kik?
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>>573827049
wow! we have another fan what a coincedence
i was her first subscriber :) btw i said we met on omegle but it was actually something different but similar in concept
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>>573827692
jesus fucking christ
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>>573827726
It's not rape if she loves it.
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>>573827692
Jesus fucking christ. Maybe give her ATLEAST 5 minutes to reply before sending her another message. Let alone break down about it. How can anybody be so fucking beta? What are you, ten?
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>>573828071
autism
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>>573827692
POST IT OP, POST THE KIK

>ps. This thread reminds me of

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails
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>>573827049
Time to mass dislike her videos.
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>>573827692
Her sense of humor is to not reply to your back-to-back-back replies? Lmao
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>>573827423
fuck off
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>>573827692
Okay, now I'm done messing with you.

Listen now, you're being a fucking faggot by insisting on knowing how she feels, just tell her you'll be there if she want to chat, or if she have something diferent on mind.

And, let her be. Don't stay breathing down her neck 24/7.

Just be cool, With luck, she'll come back after this mess
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i've been watching this while it was rolling YOU DUMB FUCK EITHER YOU ARE A TROLL OR UNDER 15yrs you are a retard my friend...
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>>573828154
Thatd have to be it
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Tell her that browntown misses her! It's virtually guaranteed to cheer her up!
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>my friend

lol

Jesus man. You're so fucked.
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>>573828017
>>573827692
orbiter autistic beta fuck confirmed
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GIVE US THE KIK
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give me her kik OP i wanna chat with her
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>>573828336
It's been a while, hasn't it faggot?
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>>573827692
Holy fuck OP, you fucked this up in more ways than I believed possible. There's a fucking difference between being socially awkward and full-blown retardation.
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>>573828557
kornberry is her username she only uses it to talk to her other friends from india but they are never awake at the same time anymore so idk if she even has it still
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>>573827692
Post it faggot
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>>573828649
>>573828557
>>573828250
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>>573828269
>Insecurity Intensifies
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>>573827692
>>573828895
This has to be fake. I refuse to believe someone can be this retarded.
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>>573828895
>gives username out on 4chan
>expects her to only receive funny pics and not CP or gore.

OP how can you be so autistic
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>>573828895
GG WP
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>>573828895
why did you post it.... you messed up big time
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>>573829216
she is pretty smart i think :) i don't see why you have another reason to think differently
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>>573829290
i wanna cheer her up, with some gore hahahahaha
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>>573829216
His name is Ali
confirmed for sandnigger

He's a foreign fag so she probably knows he's kinda on the downsyndrome side
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Just give us her fucking number OP, something
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>>573828895
I don't even
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>>573829587
he gave us her YouTube,and kik
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>>573829426
I see no wrong in that.
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>>573829417
HE IS TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKTARD
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>>573829686
Top notch idea, old sport!
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>>573829467
>she probably knows he's kinda on the downsyndrome side

At least, you have a excuse now, OP
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>>573829417
I'm talking about you. How do you not understand social cues and what is a good or bad decision?
That is why I refuse to believe this. There is no way you can be this big a fucking clot. You can't even read? Jesus Christ. How old are you?
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>>573815009
>>573816187
>>573817140
>>573817969
>>573819214
>>573819978
>>573821657
>>573823013
>>573824319
>>573825503
>>573826458
>>573827692
Not only you ignored every advice off the ppl that TRIED to help you, but im pretty sure you just got friend-zoned..how can anyone be this beta..sir you just evolved to a new breed of beta
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>>573829417
>:)
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>>573829998
>>573829854
hahaha oh of course
well i am not to bright it seems but don't let my poor english fool you :)
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>>573823013
OP, how the fuck did you meet this chick on omegle? what channel?
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>>573830152
Also, was it video or text?
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>>573830145
WAT KEK
THIS SHOULD BE IN A YLYL TREAD
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>>573830145
Your english sure is poor!
How could you not understand sarcasm and cynism?

You've surely fucked up
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i sent her a few kiks, lets see if she answers her name is Eliza Kornberry
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>>573829905
The fuck is going on in this video
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>>573830145
We don't give 2 fucks about you english. You have the IQ of a retard with a concussion and can't under how to even talk to another person.
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>>573830531
ebola
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>>573830458
>And then every anon on this thread brought hell on her kik
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>>573830152
well i met her on an app in development called minus that she was researching for a work article so it is similar in concept to omegle and i get the two confused but they are not quite the same

we met...
almost a year ago :) she talked to me for months like a pen pal while i lived oversea it is my most singular friendship
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>>573830531
Cannibalism, the usual.
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>>573830458
She probably won't she's been on 4chan, she knows the game, she's even less of a newfag than the OP who didn't even know what a YLYL bread was
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>>573830684
>singular friendship
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>>573830732
You don't think she's gonna answer, I kinda wanna help OP and her seeing his current situation XD
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>>573830684
And it will be singular for the rest of its lifespan. Which by the looks of it will be short.
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>>573830916
She may respond if you come off as a beta dickhead, since she apparently likes the OP, "XD" would probably help a lot, gj
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>>573830684
is this her fb OP? FB /kelizabeth.cash
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>>573830732
OP is an omega faggot. He's probably some Indian person who works for Intel at sub-par wages.
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niggers will cause Typhoid in 2017.
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FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST SOMEONE AVE AND ARCHIVE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD RIGHT GODDAMN NOW THIS IS /b/ GOLD MOTHERFUCKERS IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!
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>>573831129
maybe OP should give her cell pone number, she isnt answering in kik
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>>573831129
I'm gonna attempt to tell her about what a beta OP is and hopefully fix this shit.
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>>573831316
You don't really expect her to answer right?
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>>573831226
If it is, OP is going to become more fucked than a gay in prison
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>>573831393
i think its posible if not i will send her lots of gore and CP
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>>573830684
Do you mean MeowChat by MINUS?
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>>573831408
3spooky5me
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It's like 2 in the am why am I doing this I have classes tomorrow fuck...
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