hey /b/ help me cheer up this lonely girl on the internet. she is always sad.
You could share funny stuff for me to send her or tell me something funny to say. maybe one of you has something inspiring who knows? it is random after all. i will post our convo
she is a girl i met online and we used to chat every day.
Maybe that girl is you OP. Maybe years of treating women like objects on the internet and video games have embittered you. Maybe the thousands of neckbeards who were hurt by the normies IRL came to this electronic haven to entertain themselves and have developed a mutual hate of all things female. But that isn't your fault now is it? You couldn't help being this way. You can't help that you have to shave your legs, doll up your face, put on a smile, and pretend you don't have problems. Even when you want to reach out to your anonymous buddies for emotional support and kindred regalings of tide and cheer, you have to pretend you're someone else just to have some decent mutual respect because of some memetic tradition that's been overplayed, originally invented to deter the very camwhore-like women that made us so bitter in the first place. Maybe you could open up to us, giving us one more chance. Maybe you could put your dignity on the line and give us a window of opportunity, a chance to be an oasis of tolerance and hope in a sea of embittered shit.
Or maybe you could show your tits or gtfo.
fuck i messed up really bad by sending her the link to this instead of just saving the pic and sharing that way
Yeah, this could go either way. Good luck!
Hey op how'd you meet this girl?
idk if i lucked out or... you guys she is will be really mad and it can't delete the thread any more oh fuck
she is still typing
u dun fucked up
also cute girl if you are on here please say so dont lurk as much as people tell you to
We'll see. Keep calm man.
Meant to agree with your question and ask him the same. Sorry about the confusion.
best of luck dipshit
seriously though it you're hear say so it would be so adorable and this thread will totally support you
>picture from ifunny
>didnt cut out the watermark
Franky say's relax. You aren't going to change anything by freaking out about it man.
she has been idle idk if she is itt but i have a feeling she might be mad at me now
she didn't click it and she doesn't care that it's 4chan stop trying to force her to look at the thread. You're an idiot and I don't understand why she is even talking to you in the first place.
i fucking give up
OP just tell her not to click the link anymore and you're sorry and nevermind and see you later
and me but im bored so spiderman thread
>mfw this turned to a spiderman gore thread
OP here! Sorry guys but it loos like the little slut won't come online and check out the thread I made for her.
To be honest I only did it because she's an easy lay, you know vulnerable and all that.
I was going to secretly film her skinny anorexic ass and post her nudes for my b/bro's here too!
Guess i'll have to try a different approach to get in to the geeky little hoes pants.
Sorry, you had been helping out also.
yesterday we had the most successful spiderman hijack i've ever seen it was glorious but it 404'd and i was sad ;(
thank you man thank you
/b/ros like you are my inspiration to keep hijacking threads
good luck nigger
I've never heard anyone call it that, you tremendous faggot.
I'm starting to run low. Good luck man!
How do you feel, with that emo cunt you're never gonna bone?
ahh right right sorry i keep misunderstanding u man
Alright-y, that's it for me. It's also past one here, so good luck OP!
Have a good one!
keep trying, just apologize and wait a while first
Tell her to put a shoe on her head and take a picture
not anymore, at least
also op yeah seriously leave her alone if she's really trying to have family time
goodbye my spidey/b/rothers
farewell and happy posting
NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK THAT PICTURE FUFUFUDEABFAUJG
ok bye now fo real
should i tell her what i am trying to do?? she doesn't seem to be getting th point
>mfw OP is a flaming newfag
>mfw the girl seems pretty cool but isn't here
>half--chan is only chan
enjoy your spoonfeeding
Dude, seriously, are you just that retarded?
You are trying to cheer up a girl, and you show her a website full of depressed assholes who do not have nothing to do with their own lives?
No wonder she's mad at you
ok so how should i do this should i give her kik because she trusted me with this email so i could see her videos
btw what should i confess? should i tell her i posted her in a thread and you guys want to talk to her online to be a friend
Obviously YOU'RE the reason she's so damn upset, dawg. Want her happy, leave her the fuck alone. Simple as that. More fish in the sea, and if you say I'm wrong, go fuck yourself. She's not the only one, and if you can't cheer her up by yourself, it isn't fucking made to be. Stop being such a fucking baby and tell her straight up. She doesn't like it, she doesn't fucking deserve it in the first place.
so yeah this is what happened
but if you wanted to know her kik i can post it i think she will be okay because it is her sense of humor to pull pranks with me
Jesus fucking christ. Maybe give her ATLEAST 5 minutes to reply before sending her another message. Let alone break down about it. How can anybody be so fucking beta? What are you, ten?
Okay, now I'm done messing with you.
Listen now, you're being a fucking faggot by insisting on knowing how she feels, just tell her you'll be there if she want to chat, or if she have something diferent on mind.
And, let her be. Don't stay breathing down her neck 24/7.
Just be cool, With luck, she'll come back after this mess
i've been watching this while it was rolling YOU DUMB FUCK EITHER YOU ARE A TROLL OR UNDER 15yrs you are a retard my friend...
Jesus man. You're so fucked.
I'm talking about you. How do you not understand social cues and what is a good or bad decision?
That is why I refuse to believe this. There is no way you can be this big a fucking clot. You can't even read? Jesus Christ. How old are you?
Not only you ignored every advice off the ppl that TRIED to help you, but im pretty sure you just got friend-zoned..how can anyone be this beta..sir you just evolved to a new breed of beta
well i met her on an app in development called minus that she was researching for a work article so it is similar in concept to omegle and i get the two confused but they are not quite the same
almost a year ago :) she talked to me for months like a pen pal while i lived oversea it is my most singular friendship