What's your darkest secret /b/? I'll start. I fucked

Come on /b/. Spill the beans

>>573645012
I never seed my torrents

I don't have many skeles in the closet but where my family and some friends are mormon fags it's the fact that i'm not virgin. probably the dumbest one here but I'm bored and it's all I got.

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>>573645012
this is a good one I saved

>My darkest secret
>Rubbed my dick on my drunk sisters face.

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>>573645678

Make vid OP
I cut off complete contact with my best friend without any explanation and ignored his cries for help as he fell into a deep depression that lasted 6 years and has corrupted any chance of him ever trusting others all because I was tired of fucking him.

>>573645427
me too.

But I have downloaded more than 10k-15k torrents
It would be a pain to seed when you download too much..

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>>573645678
3/3

>>573645012
I think Nutella is gross

>>573645901
That was awesome even if it is a lie. 10/10

Me and my friends would pretend to have sex. Like rub our dicks together and rub our dicks against each others asses
We were all guys in 5th grade

>>573645012
I've masturbated with my mom right next to me and also during class

>>573645012
MFW you misused my image from that thread. Ah well.

My darkest secret is probably that I fap to incest porn, once when my mom was in the room.

>>573646905
The pic fits

You know those Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law tags? I took a pair of scissors and cut one of them off. It was so fucked up.

>>573645012
>I fucked a dog in the ass

I did the same exact thing... except the dog fucked me in the ass.
What kind of dog was it?

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>>573646790

>>573647163
Doberman

>>573647163
>>573647354

hot

>>573647593
Sometimes I felt bad but then I didn't care

>>573647354
Nice.

How'd it feel?

>>573647743
Not that amazing honestly

I have had sex with my best friend's mom last year, his younger sister right before she turned 15 last year and I'm currently dating (and fucking) his older sister who is 20. I just turned 18.
His mom was in a lot of emotional distress because her oldest son went into the military and got injured so I comforted her. I blackmailed his little sis because I took the nudes off her phone and threatened to tell her mom, so she agreed to fuck. And I actually got with the older sis fair and square. Lol

>>573648063
conquering all of the women in the bloodline

You must be the man.

you should feel bad
dogs arent disgusting human beings who get pleasure from their pooper
you should've let him fuck you or at least sucked him off afterwards

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>>573647702
At least you didn't do it drunk at a party.
I wish i could say the same for me

>>573648232
It was female

>>573647895
Let a cat lick my ass for a while until it ran away. For some reason the cat was super loving and just loved to clean me off... I'd masturbate while she did it, and it was all gravy.

Masturbated at the back of a school bus while I was getting drove home once (last one on the bus in my route). Also stayed inside a classroom during lunch once to finish up a project, and jerked it there too..

At work in the bathroom... Oh, got into an affair with a married 35 year old (my trainer at work) when I was 19, it was great, but thats a secret I've told few people...

All this together sounds like I'm just making shit up lol. I also have jerked to gay porn as well, which I've never admitted to anyone until 2 nights ago drinking with a chick at work.

Never really fucked around with a guy before, I've suggested some guys on Craigslist but truthfully I chicken out before anything comes of it.

When I was young I had a friend that I'd do shit wiht (think grade 4-5) but we never really did anything, and he was against it always and I just pursuaded him that it wasn't "gay".

Not attracted to guys though, and don't consider myself gay. Only ever been with women, and love women.

>>573647593
lol'd

>>573648493
Oh, I've jerked off with my mom in the room as well... Usually she's asleep, or playing her video game on the couch, and I would just be behind it, silent... If she has been conscious, I've always stopped just as the smell of sex started... If she's asleep, I go all the way.

Jerked off to incest porn for far too long, not attracted to my mom really but the fact that she IS my mom, turns me on.

Trying to think of more secrets...

>>573648454
all the more reason to feel bad
why not stick it in the vagoo?
u sik fuk
an hero

>>573646905
Dat ID

>>573648927
Dick was too big

I use my girlfriend's tootbrush to rub my glans and cum on it almost everyday. She never noticed it and it's delightful to watch her using it.

>>573645012
I've used my mom's dildo

>Happened a few years back
>have rich highschool friend who makes 400k a year
>he comes in town every now and then
>we hang out at a bar
>get a bit tipsy
>we jokingly talk about how much he'd pay to fuck my wife
>he said 30k cash
>few months go by
>i keep thinking about the cash
>we talk about it more and more each time we meet
>gave in to temptation
>we hang out at my place
>i slip something he gave me in wifes drink
>wife knocks out
>take wife to bedroom
>he fucks her bare back
>does anal
>cums in her
>transfers me 30k in my bank.
>he says if I ever want to do it again, it would be 10k per dip
>I do it 2 more times in that year.

>>573646790
I used to masterbate in DMC (ISS) when I was in elementary school since my jacket was way too big for me i could position my sleeves so they looked like they were doing something and would tickle my pickle while the ISS teachers were right fuckn behind me

>>573648761
>not attracted to my mom really but the fact that she IS my mom, turns me on.

>not attracted to my mom
>but the fact that she IS my mom, turns me on.
>turns me on.


You're clearly into incest.

>me and friend wanna get high
>go to our spot
>get high
>find someone elses glass piece
>friend rubs his ass all over it
>puts it back
>leave

>>573649782
My moms a fat pig but I love me some incest

>>573648761
thats hot.. i would rub my pussy while you did that.

Got literally pissed off at janitorial staff at work.I shit on the toilet tank.Wiped my ass ,then smeared it on the wall and pissed everywhere all over 3 stalls including rolls of paper. I got 2 co workers to do the same.We had a company meeting about the "shit" that went down...my sides.

>>573648063
Too bad it didn't happen

I'm a guy. I fucked two male cousins. Have gf of a year and one of them sucked me off today

>>573650128
Lol.

What did the janitor do to piss you off?

>>573649695
hmm.... I want a rich friend now.

>>573645882
Faggots do you even understand how p2p works? The only reason you can download shit is because people seed. If nobody seeded the link would die you autists

>>573645012
I killed your dog and wore it's skin around your house just so you'd fuck my ass. A few times.

Put a spy cam in the shower and recorded my roommate.

The same roommate, I found naked pics on her computer, then tried to blackmail her for more pics.

She didn't take the blackmail so I'm not sure what to do next.

I have had a sexual relationship with a grade 6 girl while I was an elementary school teacher in Korea. Miss her quite alot...

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>>573650278
oh shit nigger you make me laugh

Janitorial staff would brag about how much money they made for such an easy job....we just made their job a little harder for once.They were paid the same as us grunts that had quota's to fill( wharehouse job)

I killed a guy about 2 years ago with my car and still no one has asked about him or found his body. I don't know why but it almost feels like an accomplishment.

>>573646905
I practically do this all the time when I browse /b/ with my family in the room

I stuck the handle end of my brother's vibrating toothebrush up my ass once.... Or a couple times.
I just didn't want to use my own.
It felt okay

>>573651150
he knows what you did that summer

Always been attracted to cousin. Finally tell my cousin. He says he is down. I am going to meet him in november to fuck. Ask husband if its ok, he says yes. I'll let you guys know how that goes. I am pretty excited though.
I guess the only of thing I could say is a skeleton is that I used to trick my friends that were girls back in jr. high and high school into fucking around and I would get to play with them. I loved it. and when I was a cam girl, my friend wanted to do it too. so i brought her to my house. got her drunk. i got high, and i got a guy to take us into a private show, its where you make the most money. every time he asked us to do something, i was soo down and wanted to do it, my pussy was soaked. she didnt want to, but i would say "think of the money" and then she would do it. i got to fist her pussy!! after we finished she asked my why i was so wet, i told her its just easy for me to get wet, even when i am not turned on (LIES). i never gave her a dime of the money either.
i may have more "skeletons", but I would have to think.

when I'm camping, I rub my dick on the lip of the water and beer bottles that I bring to my friend's wife. She's tasted my dick, she just doesnt know it.

>>573648063
Seconded, I dated, corrupted, and fucked my best friend's innocent 16 year old sister. Good stuff. Still dating her bc good pussy plus good person, damn emotions.

>>573651298
are you a girl?
If so, hot.

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>>573650404
What don't they do?

>>573645427
You're the fuckin scum of the earth. Die anon

fucked my boyfirends autistic little brother because.

>>573645012
who hasnt?

Im gay

>>573651150
Did you hide the body or just drive off? How do you know he died? Story?

>>573651687
im not autistic and brenton is not my brother

i have strong sudden urges to fuck my cousins
stole 4 pairs of my 12 year old cousins panties
and fap constantly to the pictures of my 17 year old cousin

from 13 to 20 my brother and i sucked each other on a weekly basis

>>573650858
p..pedo-sempai? is that you?

>>573651769
*Spits drink* FAGGOT ALERT

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>>573645427

I film my gf and her sisters in the shower...

>>573651951
nice

>>573651396
That sounds beautiful

>>573651150

Uh yeah, 5 points if he was a normal and 10 if handi-capable...

Had sex with my older step-sister when I was 15

I constantly want to fuck my older sister and three of my little cousins. I've even thought of fucking my future children and making their mom okay with it.

>>573652239
i have thought of that too

Also nearly stole my best friend's brother's boxers; didn't only because she was right there, they were just cleaned, and I didn't have anywhere to hide them

>>573652185
That's all good, bruh. They ain't related by blood.

>>573652390
Best part is parent divorced and never had to tell with her shit. Literally like three days later.

>>573652303
Have you done anything?

I put my penis in a girls vagina once

I used to fuck my friend's younger sister. Fucked her constantly over the summer she turned 14 and on and off for years after that. Then some nigger knocked her up when she was 17 and she got fat and loose. She still tries to hook up every now and then but nah.

>>573652239

I have thought about it too

Like when I get married, will I fuck my daughter?

Ill probably try.

I have a fantasy of being sexually dominated by a boy/girl aged 7-12.

>>573652782
sick fuck

>>573645012
>I'll start. I fucked a dog in the ass. A few times.
>>573647895
>Not that amazing honestly


>didn't feel that great but fuck it i'll do it again

also kill yourself

>>573652637
read post above. there may be more. but i shouldnt post it.

I like to inseminate girls in the missionary position to prolong life

I once rage quitted a dota game.

>>573645812
Noted. Tired of fucking him. Not fucking tired of him.

To the dog fuckers in the thread, do dogs react if you touch their dicks?

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>>573645427
How do you live with yourself?....

>>573652337
stole panties from my best friends mom and my other friends sister

paranoid about getting caught everytime i hang out with them

>>573653021
I think you should haha I'd love to know some ways to get things started

I've been dating two people at once, one for almost 4 years the other it's been a year and a half.

I manipulate people by using skills I've learned in psychology and communications. I hope to achieving world domination and honestly I don't think unobtainable.

>so much incest
>incest threads die often and easy
>Dark secret thread

fucking finaly found out why those threads never last, you fags are ashamedz

>>573645901
>shame.jpeg
Lold. Goodshit tho ten/ten

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My GF have's a 4 years old little sister, one day i had to babysit her, while she was sleep, i got into her bedroom, licked her pussy and kissed her

>>573653278
Anyone?

i used to sit on the floor with my laptop on the table in front of me and watch anime porn, and read incest and lesbian (mostly both) erotica with my mom in the room. Her back was to me and she was on her own computer, sitting at a desk.

I would just sit there and thrust my hips, grinding against my jeans until i came into my underwear. I'm male btw.

>>573648063
You'd be the real mvp if that actually happened

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I drank 2 litres (almost half a gallon) of Coke, last night. First time I'd done that in years. YEARS. I knew there'd be fallout, so to speak, but nothing prepared me for the literal shitstorm of projectile faeces that exploded from my anus earlier today. Had I been in public, you would have seen it on the news. Many, many dead and injured.

Thankfully I contained the blast to my bathroom and used a metric fucktonne of bleach and hot water to douse the area liberally with. My bathroom actually looks CLEANER than it did before the Coke incident.

The moral of the story? Silver linings can be found fuckin' ANYWHERE, man.

i had sex with my grandma when i was, like, 6 or 7.

I don't remember my exact age, but it was pretty fucking young.

>>573652894
Idk if I should go through with it cuz like autism sucks lol but yeah if I can find a chick who is down then fuck it!

>>573652337
Also, why the fuck would you want to steal dirty Man underwear?

>>573651396
are you me?

I've commit rape. :(

>>573654035
only if your really nice to them
dogs are dominant horny bastards and would gladly let you jack them off... for science

>>573651150
>>573651331
He still knows

I want to pleasure 12 year old cocks.

>>573654252
To smell around the crotch area, mostly.

>>573653860
>ashamed

Yes I am a clossal faggot, it is apparently too late for me.

I bought my cousin's daughter a vibrator. Nothing too lewd

It just looks like a pen and vibrates. Not out of the blue she came to me and started asking me questions after she caught me masturbating while watching porn

Not that dark honestly but it's been eating at me for a while. Only thing I know is she keeps it well hidden and says she really enjoys it. Haven't delved too much into it really

I guess the bigger/darker part of this whole mess is I'm thinking of walking in on her sometime since I know, more or less, the times she is masturbating when I'm babysitting

I just pray everyday she doesn't fuck up and forget to hide it one day. She promises not to tell on me but she's honestly not that good under pressure. I'm sure she could lie to her dad all day but her mom is another story

>>573654634
but why not smell the crotch area of sweet vagina panties?

>>573648063
Congrats, now go fuck your friend and his dad so you have dominated the entire family tree.

SPREAD YOUR SEED.

>>573654680
how old is she?

>>573652782
Wat a faget

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I roleplay on omegle as a 19 year old female, to satisfy my raging monster-girl fetish.

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I needa go to bed

>>573654867
I'm not all that attracted to girls (straight girl myself) but I have been lent panties to wear and it felt great

>>573654951
I'd rather not say

She just started masturbating about a a year and a half/two years ago

Take of that what you will

>>573653559
do you have kik? or email? if you dont wanna use ur real email.. use a fake/temp one.

Drown a cat, killed neighbours pet
Fucked/fucked by trannies
Lots of hookers
Rape
While sober I beat a drunk guy I ran into in an alley within an Inch of his life. He asked me for a lighter and when he was bobbing around and tried to hand it back to me I grabbed him by the neck and haymakered him with everything I had. I just kept feeding him, knocked a tooth out and I know his jaw wasn't were it was supposed to be.
More rape lol, some gay sex too


Worst secret of all though, probably a gay thing through high school. Lotta shame round that. I wouldn't have a relationship with a guy, just like getting fucked sometimes. Strap play is choice. Love booty too much, I was staying at a friend's and his sister has the best ass ever.. I supper stealthed into her room, slipped off her bootyshorts and pressed my face in that ass before shooting cum all over her. I'd cum in her shorts when she wasn't home and when she wore them holy fuck.

Ended up giving it to her a year later. Best organism ever when you build up to it for that long.

Also giving it to a girl with no remorse, completely selfish, as she's dripping wet, visibly in pain yet you can tell she's loving it. That's the hottest shit ever. Covering her mouth because she's yelling but can't make words out from being too drunk uhh fck. Only did it twice but damn

>>573654316
story nigga

>>573655353
:o whoa man. Dark shit right there.
>go to bed Jeremy

When I went to stay with a friend from university over the holidays I fucked his 16 year old sister.

I'm 24.

I fuck my aunt, sometimes i feel bad for my uncle, but im still doing it

My darkest secret is how I lost my virginity. I lost it to my cousin (2nd cousin) when I was 13 and she was 12. She initiated the contact and proceeded to suck my dick then rode me until I came.

I have since gone on to have a decent number of sexual partners (10) at 23 years old. I still wonder though if what happened when I was that young affected my sexuality now...

I'm curious if there are others that have lost their virginity this early.

guessed this ladies e-mail pass... felt bad reading her financial shit.

considered letting you monsters have them... and her iCloud security answers... just so you can grab the orgy photos/videos and years of sexts her daughter says should be on there... and turning the other way when it all gets dumped/linked to her fb lol

>>573649881
THAT WAS FUCKING YOU!
THAT COST $70 YOU DICKHEAD

>>573655741
I was 14, I'm sitting at about 30-36 consensual with like 20 hookers thrown in there.
When I get horny I just go animal, I jack off average 3-4 times a day every day for the past 5 years lol I'm 21

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I'm gay

>>573645760
>"KATIE"
all I could think about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gij-MUC9lIM

>>573655329
Tell us your tags and you'll get a bit more people

>>573649881

Oh em gee. Tahts like totally awesome and cool. Please shut up and lick my pussy already.

>>573653278
They fucking love it and like it I've given plenty of dogs blowjobs

And tried to get them to fuck me but they just can't seem to get it in :\

>>573655457
woah
never thought i'd hear about a girl wanting to take a Man's undergarments
it's always the other way around

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>>573655481
You fuckin nigger how old is she

>>573649695
Scum

I have a 16 yr sex slave, sub and she's my little as well.

>>573654596
12 year old dog cocks?

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>>573649695
>be anons wife
>anon treats me to romantic evening with the good Chardonnay one night
>ask why
>dont remember anything after that
>wake up next morning naked with cum in my ass
>Dontaskquestionsjustrun.mpeg
>head to shower to wash it out
>Finish shower
>step out of shower
>open door, letting all the steamy air out and crisp air in
>Schlick my troubles away and go back to whatever the fuck housewives without a job do
>Be 2 weeks later
>husband comes home in brand new car
> notice a lot of amazon orders coming in for the next 2 weeks
>suspect something's up
>Decide to be non confrontational about it
>have revenge sex with his rich friend
>get even better idea
>bribe rich friend with free sex...
>to. Have. Sex. With. Husband
>Rich friend is a horny motherfucker and agrees
>Be about a month after agreement, having sex almost every day with rich friend
> the time has come
> get husband hella drunk
>rich friend and husband leave to the bedroom
>wanna see this shit
>follow about 10 minutes later
>enter to see them just about to get it on
> rich friend invites me in
> have amazing revenge threesome
> ends up with them finishing on eachother
>husband not actually drunk
>realizes anon and rich friend are both sex toys
>realizes am herm
>realizes I drunkenly made my dildo and fleshlight fuck eachother then me
>realizes am 22 year old girl living alone in an apartment
>420 no scopes Mitt Romney for causing this
> thanks Romney

>>573656645
About 350

Jerked off under the table during thanksgiving dinner

>>573652390
..what about halfs.....

>>573656505
His room is right next to my friend's and his door is always open, so when no one's looking I occasionally slip into his and take a deep breath

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>>573657145
>eye contact with grandma the entire time.

>>573654316
Please turn yourself in

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>>573645012
I'm a cat

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>>573656379
Usually just roleplay, go by the name Nicole
If I add things like monster girls, would that get better results?

dumb cunt gf (7/10) went to hospital for alcohol poisoning for being dumb cunt on bday

cheated. hooked up with 8/10 slut same night anyways.

>>573655586
Please turn yourself in

>>573658409
Monster Girls has a few people from what I've seen, so probably

>>573655586
Confirmed Schizophrenia

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Was always a quiet kid when i was younger, never caused trouble for anyone. around the age of 14 i discovered the vast treasure trove of porn on the internet. It began with strip vids on break.com B move sex scenes on metacafe and has slowly escalated to shemale and Incest porn. Anyway I never had a proper computer in my room so the family computer would have to satiate my needs after I would come home from school. I knew for a fact that my mom would go have a bath or shower and then crawl into bed a sleep like crazy so one day i had the insanely bright idea to go in there and jack off while she slept. It was a success, she never woke up once and even when she would she never rolled over to look at me so i thought i was in the clear. It went on like that for probably 2 years. Sometimes i'd jack it 2 times if she was sleeping soundly enough. My only mistake was not clearing the search history, keep in mind my parents were never geniuses and they rarely used the computer so they never checked it. Well one day my auntie was over and used it to research some stuff on WW2 and Canada's role in it. What she came across was worse than anything she had ever seen (she was a fat, femanazi bitch before they were famous) She hastily clicked out of the history tab and curiously clicked on what she said was anti-Virus software. It turned out to be a Malware program that mimics the look of McAfee Security. What happened next was the stuff of legends. The malware slowly started taking over the computer from the desktop to deleting crucial files and the like. Needless to say she single handily destroyed my Parents home computer which had incidently been their work computer as well. My parents were royally pissed with her (not so much with me) I felt lke I had dodged a bullet though i don't really care either way. The last i heard she's living with a semi autistic kid who's the bastard child of her new "hubby"

TL:DR

I literally ruined my aunt's life by looking at hardcore porn

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>>573655586
>best organism
>organism
>organ
>ism

>>573655586
>I supper stealthed
was supper good?

>>573645012

Not wincest, but pedo

>Be me 22
>Family friend moves in to stay with me, mom, and bro
>He's 47 and has a daughter; 11 and smoking hot
>Real cunt this one, fucking hate her 11-year old attitude
>Often think of hateraping her, because she pisses me off so much
>Time moves on, she mellows out, she becomes pretty cool
>Her and I hang out almost every day because I'm NEET a this time and she needs help with her homework
>Over the next year we are hanging out more and more, I introduce her to /b/, she thinks I'm a pervert and I don't care
>She begins to hug me more often, pushes her chest out when I'm near her, bumps her ass into my crotch when I walk behind her
>She's flirting and I know it
>Introduce her to /b/ one day when it's particularly saturated with porn
>We're in a porn thread, because I'm a pervert
>We begin joking about watching porn together
>We do, she begins cuddling me now, laying her head on my lap as we watch from my laptop
>I begin to stroke her back, leading to her ass. Eventually I just have my hand resting on her firm ass
>As time goes on, she lets me hug her form behind and stroke her breasts, slide my hand down her stomach (Though she stops me before we get to her coochie), things of that nature
>So now it's been about a year and a half. Her dad has suspicions but no evidence. She's in my room one night, cuddled up against me under my blankets
>Dad walks in, freaks out on her, she goes to bed - he says nothing to me
>She slips a note under my door saying she wants me to find my ATHF S1 dvd
>Spend a bit of time looking for it, find it, and walk into her room to let her know
>There she is, laying in bed, covers off, hand down her shorts, rubbing herself
>I stroke her stomach gently and tell her I found it; Ask if she wants to watch it
>She says "my body is to tired."

Cont, but it's only a few lines left. Hit the cap limit.

One time when I was a teen I had 2 really fucking noisy dogs that would bark at nothing all day, I always felt the urge to beat the shit out of them whenever I heard them barking from my room, but never did.

But this one time my mum brought home this lorikeet bird that had a broken wing and wanted to take care of it but it was 10x worse because it was actually inside the house while it fucking squawked like a bastard, I got really fed up with all the fucking animals being noisy so when my parents were out I took the bird out of the cage and broke its other wing and fed it to the dogs making sure they left some remains of it for my parents to see, I then tipped over the cage to make it look like the dogs got into the house and broke open the cage to get to it.

When my parents got home I pretended to have been sleeping all day so I didn't notice it, they then proceeded to beat the dogs, I could hear them yelping and shit was so satisfying.

They still barked though but I lived with it.

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>>573658664
Okay, Trying it right now, thanks for the advice anon
As an added bonus, i'm gonna throw in the link to the longest rp I've ever done.
http://scraggod.tumblr.com/post/92010717227/alex-and-nicole-the-movie-the-book-the-videogame
Enjoy, faggots

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>>573645012
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass.
Tried to fuck your mom in the ass.
Could only find the dog, and his ass...

>>573659070

>I smile, lean down and kiss her. I slide my hand down her shorts and begin rubbing her
>She begins rubbing my granite dick
>We take it out, she gives me a blowjob while I rub her, I cum in her mouth and on her face
>Later on, I find out she told her friends on facebook
>I have to threaten her with violence to get her to remove what she said because I could end up in prison
>That sorta killed everything between us from that point forward
>We still flirted, but nothing ever really happened
>She ended up moving to another state, though
>So she's in another state. It's been about four years since our night together
>/b/rowsing one day
>In a teens thread because I'm a pedo
>Come across naked pictures of her
>I've now naked pics of her
>Acquired her phone number from my mom's phone
>My number has changed since she has moved
>Really considering making a false FB profile with my new phone just to get more pics out of her
>She'll be moving back up here once she's 18 to live with her mom
>dat forbidden fruit...

>>573657016
Would she live in New Mexico, be Mulatto, and have recently gotten a jewel plug from you?

Because if so, /b/rother, I got some bad news.

>>573659310
WEEEEEEE..........

>>573657870
i can get the whole sniffing thing, but mens underwear is always bland, cheaply put together with shit tier fabrics and designs.

womens underwear is fucking expenisive, comes in multiple styles, classy fabrics, not to mention laces and bowties and the colors and HNNNNNGGG

>good friend was depressed
>meds 'n shit
>fuck her
>don't talk to her again
not proud. felt good tho

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>>573659704

WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS...

I'm female and think about fucking my boyfriend in the ass with a strap on...

>>573660020
I want a girlfriend to fuck me like the slut that I am

>>573645012
I'm bald but no one know it!!!! Have the trump-like comb over BUT unlike his plugs using my own hair makes it realistic!! Start early kids at the first sign of balding, too late for me but you might save your hair!

>>573660020
that's hawt

>>573659768
His is pretty decent, I think. But I know exactly what you mean... bows, lace, and stripes are some of my favorites, my friend has a ton of totally lace-backed ones and my god that's a nice thing to see

>>573660020
most guys like it. husband lets me do it. i wish i had a "p" spot. :( i dont think the g is that great.

>>573654190
k let's party

>>573660640
I know I totally get what you mean! I think it would scare my boyfriend if I suggested it, I have fingered him, only with 1 finger though. I have a dildo maybe I should start with that I just don't know!!

>>573645012

Vic?

>>573645760
Where's the rest faggot.

>>573661020
yea.. my husband was terrified. thought it made him "gay". i told him it will be the best pleasure he will ever feel and he is wanted to shoot his cum even harder into my throat, he should try it. that got his attention. at first it was a finger. then two. then a small vibrator. and now i have a small/medium sized strap. its not really about the size for us, its about the pleasure and making him cum hard. i am not trying to stretch the man lol. just fuck him hard and make him cum harder.
the g spot is garbage in comparrison it seems. i dont get much pleasure from it. it feels good. sometimes great. and only once my husband made me squirt from it. but a guys p spot and the pleasure they get puts our spot to shame!

>>573649256
And the ass was fat, amirite???

>>573645427
>>573645882

every single time a moron posts this secret because it got a zillion replies in the last thread. but if you actually do this you're a piece of fucking shit. you can only download torrents because other people seed. faggots like you don't deserve to have internet. Or lives for that matter

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Made out with a 15 year old a couple weeks back. She's 16 now

>mfw

When guy friends say, "you need to get your lower ribs surgically removed to be able to suck your own dick".
No. No you don't.

At my first year at a University, I had a roommate who had his girlfriend pretty much live there with us most of the year. Whenever they left, I'd go through their laundry and find her panties. Always thought about stealing a pair, but didn't just in case she'd notice a pair was missing. In terms of my roommate's girlfriend, easy 8/10. She was pretty cool.

>choked my dog a few times when I was younger just to see what he would do
>he never attacked me, would just stare at me and kind of just accept it
>sometimes I think of how I did this to an innocent dog who trusted me so much and it can ruin a day, sometimes entire weeks for me
>dog died about two months ago
>when my dad called to tell me(I live about 2000 miles away from home) I started crying
>lots of good memories of that dog but that one sticks out above them all

I also jerked him off a few times to see what it was like so maybe that balances it out?

>>573645901
>instaboner

Its a shame this shit is fake 99% of the time

I wish more of it were true

>>573662213
you're just an autistic psychopath. Nothing is balanced out. Go kill yourself.

>>573662213

I got a couple others

>Be between 8-12 years old
>over at best friends house for sleep over
>dude's house was the bomb
>dad was a huge nerd so they had almost every n64 and PS1 game
>also had tons of anime and action figures
>was there constantly
>one night I woke up and was rock hard
>all I could think about was sticking my dick in his mouth
>take dick out and rub it on his face a bit
>dude always slept with mouth open
>stick it in a little bit
>jerk off
>preteen cum in his mouth
>go back to sleep satisfied

I did this quite a few times and never felt any guilt for it

>robbed a card store
>accidentally lit a homeless guy on fire with a molotov
yep

Not really got many secrets but I am married and like ducking older women (I'm 34)

Got chatting to this 67 year old last month through a dating site and we met up. Ended up licking her puss whilst she sucked me off, then fucked her hard. She was shit at kissing though.

Next time I want to try a woman in her 70s, but it's harder finding one that's up for it.

>>573662424

>autistic psychopath
I don't think you understand what either of those words mean little guy.

>>573648401
>at a party
holy fuck bro, story time? who saw?

>>573657051
"Whadda ya wanna tell 'em man?"
"Ahh. Hm..."
(Silence)
*Nod* "I didn't get hard at all."

i watched my friend fuck my mom

>>573645012
>i once fucked a green pepper just because i was curious.
>tonight i will fuck a cucumber

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I fuck my stepsister and my wife together almost everyday. We both work in law enforcement so its a pretty big secret.

>>573645012
ausfag here.
Me and one of my friends were drunk after the pub one night and we followed an aboriginal over to the beach, we then beat him unconscious and pissed on him.

I cooked my TV dinner in the microwave for four minutes when the box told me to only cook it for three.

Come to the realisation that I'm practically grooming a 14yo.
I'm mid 20s
Genuinely didn't start out like that, but realised I started to cross a line...that I'm actually ok with.

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When i was 13, me and two other friends would blow each other whenever we hung out. This went on for about 4 months. Good times.

>>573646537
I did that with a few kids my age when we were about 9.

I had a babysitter who used to molest me, I never said anything to anybody but it still bothers me.

I haven't even told therapists and counselors.

I was molested by my two older brothers and lost my virginity when I was 8

>>573663490
>fake
>also why should that be a secret
>why should you being in law enforcement matter
Don't answer me you faggot

>>573663595
Should also say I'm in a position of responsibility with her.

I'm gonna fuck her in her school uniform

>>573663194
if thats true you are a beta and i bet your friend makes you his bitch

>>573664037
he knew i wanted to fuck his sister, so he took my mom

>>573664187
Where was the trailer park you grew up in?

>>573663867
I pushed my daughter down the stairs and lied she fell by herself while playing.

>>573664251
lol im upper middle class

>>573659310
when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?

>>573664187
oh,,

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>be 8 year old that doesn't like going outside

>mom locks me outside to get some sunlight (because i had reealy fucking pale skin)

>1 hour later i needed to pee really bad

>ask to go inside to use thee toilet

>got told to "hold it in"

>fuckingserously.wav

>try to ind a place to pee outside

>can't pee behind tree because it's infront of the window

>can't pee on the ground because the backyard is just dirt with no grass and it'll be obvious what i did

>10 mins pass get desperate to find something to use

>find an old gascan (at the time i didn't know what it used was for)

>pee into it and feel the instant relief

>one week later

>mom tries start the engine buy remembers she forgot to put gas in it

>she grabs the gas can and pours it into the car

>tries to start the car

>completely rekt the engine

>sounded like it was screaming for mercy

>engine is kill

>couldn't afford to replace it

>sold the car for scrap

>she bought some shitbox

>mfw i destroy my moms favorite car and no one knows it

I fucked my mom and my sister. Now I got 3 kids with Advanced Ebola 2.

>>573664037
You don't own your mother, she's should be able to fuck whoever she wants, faggot.

>be me
>10 years old or so
>big circle of friends some 5 years older
>older guys wants to see fucking
>pair me up with a muslim girl
>girl pretty hot 7/10
>we took our clothes of like we're told to.
>i kiss her pussy like i'm told to
>insert dick
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>grownups arrive
>caught red-handed
>locked myself in the room

fast forward 15 years. we still don't talk about it.

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>>573662213
wat

>>573664321
Weird, that doesn't sound like a WASP upbringing.

Do you happen to be a minority who was fortunate to not be born into poverty?

>>573664529
no, my friend is though

>>573645012
believe what you want, i am 100% telling the truth. I lost my virginity when i was 9, haven't had sex since.

>>573664449
she can but if its your friend and hes doing it infront of you your a fucking faggot that has no self respect, you dont fuck your friends mom

>>573664607
That explains it I guess, minorities are pigs.

>>573664696
yeah i bet you didn't even penetrate properly, you just vaguely remember rubbing your dick on your 5 year old cousins pussy

>>573664918
no i couldn't even get hard, it was my bestfriend/girlfriend at the time, she remembered watching it and brought it up.

Id eat my friends moms butt. No lie, dont be a faggot. you have to get it in.
Stick your nuts in her butt. While you fuck her right in the pussy. Jizz everywhere

I live with my gf but twice I've gotten on CL and put on her panties so I could suck black dick while she was at work.

>>573663912
Sorry was reading up from the beginning... nah not fake. It is a big deal cuz integrity and shit. The second girl (former stepsister kinda) is a cop too.

I fucked my cousin too. I didnt know that was a secret. I thought your supposed to do that.

>>573645012
I miss Wifey

stole my uncles asian porn dvd one time at a party at his house. hid that shit in my jacket til we got home and fapped to that shit so hard for like 3 years. i was like 14 at the time so i pretty much had a boner for the whole 3 years

I once put chocolate all around my dick and balls. Had dog lick it off. Dog died. Tru stry3416

>>573654146
i lol'd. god bless you, anon.

>>573648063
fair and square

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I once pretended I could speak to my ex's dead sister to convince her we were "meant to be" so she wouldn't leave me.

Before the age of 13 I had intentionally touched three of my cousins vaginas while 'playing' hide and seek. When I was 10 I pulled out my penis in front of my 3 year old cousin and almost let her put it in her mouth but I chickened out.

I poked holes in my last two condoms because I get off on the idea of getting a chick pregnant and then ignoring her.

I am nearly a qualified teacher of primary/elementary aged children and may end up teaching on of your kids.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>implying

When I was a kid we would have sleepovers and I'd kiss them and fiddle their cocks
When I was 3 I rubbed my dick on my friends vagina and told her it was a game I saw on TV
i listened to black Eyed Peas when I was a kid
I killed my mom's bird because it bit me
I'm gay
I beat someone up and pretended to be a victim got 3600 usd

>>573648063
with all that fucking of his bloodline, you pretty much fucked your friend. literally and figuratively

Pissed in neighbors radiator once. A/C smelt like piss forever

>>573659251
Luke?

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>>573645012
I've publically deficated in the middle of a public road once, and once in my neighbours garden. I've also masturbated on the back of a bus, once. Beyond that just being an ignorant cunt to knowledge worthy of suicide.

time to come clean:

-fingered my ass whilst jacking off
-stuck all round shaped bottles etc in my bathroom up my ass (not all at once)
-sucked my own dick
-came in my own mouth
-let a dog lick my dick

but even after doing all those things, im still attracted to girls and maintain a healthy sex life with my gf

>>573645427
This

>>573665924
This is the FBI and we will be paying you a visit shortly.

>>573657051
And this is why femanons are told tits and gtfo, because they are not worth anymore of our time

>>573659276
Good luck getting fucked by other anons

>>573645901
even if fake it's worth the read

I Fucked a thirteen year old when i was 18. I've crept on my sleeping sister more times than i can count, fingering, eating out, fucking ect. I once had my very young cousin suck me off while she cried. I've fingered countless sleeping girls, forced a drunk girl to fuck me, force fingered some random girl i seen at night on the street, fucked and ate out two dogs.

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>>573664035
do it and post greentext you monster

>turned down several chances to lose my vcard
>partly because some faggot part of my brain believes in love
>partly because want it to be 10/10 as i believe it will determine my entire sex life
>partly because i'm scared of relationships

also jerking it is way less effort

>>573663528
good

>>573665936
>i listened to black Eyed Peas when I was a kid
you fucking monster
have you no decency?

>>573655741

I lost mine when I was 13 to my 16 year old cousin. He initiated it, it became consensual.

It takes a lot to get me to put out. Trust issues, I guess. Saying that, I'm 24 now and have had 8 or 9 partners.

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>>573662213
>choke dog
>molest dog to "balance it out"

>>573645427
You monster.

>>573663570
This, the most hardcore I read ITT

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I SMOK WEAD

>>573645012
I killed a man in the Nevada desert.

>>573655586
You're probably a psychopath.

>>573661020
He's a fucking guy. Just get him horny and tell him what you want to do with him and that it really turns you on.

Option b is to watch porn together. Just the suggestion of watching porn should make him a happy human bean. Find something that starts off with regular sex and ends up with strapon ór find out a fetish of his and find a video of both. Tell him (don't ask) you want to do that to him and tell him how fucking wet it would make you. Let him know you're into that shit and you're fine

>>573667193
If I get there, I will.

im dating a girl with no limbs

>>573659394
dump em

>>573645012
trommo

>>573669441
It's not dating if she can't run away, not won't.

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>>573658147

>>573669550
shes got wheels bruv

>>573646537
Did that too.

Saw some show called "Dating Naked."

shits hot. i secretly watch it. i wanna do that lol... wierd sexual fantasy

>>573669836
Kek

Hurr durr, but you've put her on an upper level without disabled access

>>573648493
>

Post cock photo

>>573651336

Got any nudes of you or your friend?

>>573670235
sure friend

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I'm borderline LaVeyan Satanist

I have a crush on my Cousin

Derp!

I was molested by my older cousin and liked. Than we regularly did until 7-ish
The weirdist part is that we pretend it never happen. Now when I vist we talk about vidya games

I enjoyed sex with my little sister for most of her childhood. It was awesome to have a willing sex partner within the house while going through the horniest time of my life!

>>573672508
We would often hook up while the rest of the family was glued to the TV. She would come on to me about as often as I did to her...

I was an inpatient at a medium security mental health unit for almost a year when i was 13-14

wore my roommates panties around the flat and cam through them last year

>>573672508
sounds like a dream, I only fucked my little sister a handful of times and i remember every single detail of each encounter even though it was 10 years ago... Man I wish I could do it again just one more time

>>573671741
>borderline satanist
finish your homework and get back to school

Fucked both my step sisters, individually and at the same time as well as my step brother, all younger then me.

If you gets get there before me, warm up my seat in hell pls

I have put my penis and fondled quite a few passed out/sleeping drunk girls, i love it, if I see the opportunity I do it. Does anyone know of websites or forums for this fuked up behaviour? I've found a few sleeping vids but I want more.
Sick faggots help a /b/ro out.

>>573667108
You are my hero.
I did that too, to two random drunk girls walking home. I love wanking in front of them...drunk girls are stupid

I'm really into shemale porn and I've texted tranny escorts but never really went through with it.
I'm straight but i've cammed with guys and been their camslave. Done everything from fingering to cumming in my own mouth and wearing lingerie

>>573645012
I'm a furry

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I've met a 45yr old married woman and made her love sadistic sex. Hitting her, making her cry, begging for me to stop, facefucking her until she pukes... She is so clingy but loves to be told that she is a useless cum slut

>i sold a kid drugs that killed him
>beat a man sensless with a gun when i was 19
>fucked trannies fucked guys in the ass, sucked cocks all that fun stuff
>think i most likely am insane in some form

>be me, was 13/f
>had major crush on my friend's older brother who had a gf
>wanted him really bad but he never looked at me or showed any interested
>came up with the idea of taking naked pictures on my phone, leaving it unlocked and laying around when i stayed over at her house
>eventually he found my phone and snooped through it, found all of my pictures
>ended up getting blackmailed into stripping for him and letting him see me naked, bending over, spreading my legs whenever he wanted
>progressed into me giving him blowjobs and then him taking my virginity
>he also shows two of his friends my pictures, end up having to give them sexual favors too
>the brother and one of his friends are now going to college out of state but i am still being used as a fucktoy for the other friend
>never had a boyfriend, mostly turned down guys that asked me out because i wouldn't know how to explain the situation i'm in
>also grown to secretly enjoy being used

>>573645012
i desire a big stronk daddy
>why am i such a faggot?

>>573645012
I once mutilated a cockroach on camera for the entertainment of my 'friend'.

~