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Make vid OP I cut off complete contact with my best friend without any explanation and ignored his cries for help as he fell into a deep depression that lasted 6 years and has corrupted any chance of him ever trusting others all because I was tired of fucking him.
I have had sex with my best friend's mom last year, his younger sister right before she turned 15 last year and I'm currently dating (and fucking) his older sister who is 20. I just turned 18. His mom was in a lot of emotional distress because her oldest son went into the military and got injured so I comforted her. I blackmailed his little sis because I took the nudes off her phone and threatened to tell her mom, so she agreed to fuck. And I actually got with the older sis fair and square. Lol
>>573647895 Let a cat lick my ass for a while until it ran away. For some reason the cat was super loving and just loved to clean me off... I'd masturbate while she did it, and it was all gravy.
Masturbated at the back of a school bus while I was getting drove home once (last one on the bus in my route). Also stayed inside a classroom during lunch once to finish up a project, and jerked it there too..
At work in the bathroom... Oh, got into an affair with a married 35 year old (my trainer at work) when I was 19, it was great, but thats a secret I've told few people...
All this together sounds like I'm just making shit up lol. I also have jerked to gay porn as well, which I've never admitted to anyone until 2 nights ago drinking with a chick at work.
Never really fucked around with a guy before, I've suggested some guys on Craigslist but truthfully I chicken out before anything comes of it.
When I was young I had a friend that I'd do shit wiht (think grade 4-5) but we never really did anything, and he was against it always and I just pursuaded him that it wasn't "gay".
Not attracted to guys though, and don't consider myself gay. Only ever been with women, and love women.
>>573648493 Oh, I've jerked off with my mom in the room as well... Usually she's asleep, or playing her video game on the couch, and I would just be behind it, silent... If she has been conscious, I've always stopped just as the smell of sex started... If she's asleep, I go all the way.
Jerked off to incest porn for far too long, not attracted to my mom really but the fact that she IS my mom, turns me on.
>Happened a few years back >have rich highschool friend who makes 400k a year >he comes in town every now and then >we hang out at a bar >get a bit tipsy >we jokingly talk about how much he'd pay to fuck my wife >he said 30k cash >few months go by >i keep thinking about the cash >we talk about it more and more each time we meet >gave in to temptation >we hang out at my place >i slip something he gave me in wifes drink >wife knocks out >take wife to bedroom >he fucks her bare back >does anal >cums in her >transfers me 30k in my bank. >he says if I ever want to do it again, it would be 10k per dip >I do it 2 more times in that year.
>>573646790 I used to masterbate in DMC (ISS) when I was in elementary school since my jacket was way too big for me i could position my sleeves so they looked like they were doing something and would tickle my pickle while the ISS teachers were right fuckn behind me
Got literally pissed off at janitorial staff at work.I shit on the toilet tank.Wiped my ass ,then smeared it on the wall and pissed everywhere all over 3 stalls including rolls of paper. I got 2 co workers to do the same.We had a company meeting about the "shit" that went down...my sides.
Janitorial staff would brag about how much money they made for such an easy job....we just made their job a little harder for once.They were paid the same as us grunts that had quota's to fill( wharehouse job)
Always been attracted to cousin. Finally tell my cousin. He says he is down. I am going to meet him in november to fuck. Ask husband if its ok, he says yes. I'll let you guys know how that goes. I am pretty excited though. I guess the only of thing I could say is a skeleton is that I used to trick my friends that were girls back in jr. high and high school into fucking around and I would get to play with them. I loved it. and when I was a cam girl, my friend wanted to do it too. so i brought her to my house. got her drunk. i got high, and i got a guy to take us into a private show, its where you make the most money. every time he asked us to do something, i was soo down and wanted to do it, my pussy was soaked. she didnt want to, but i would say "think of the money" and then she would do it. i got to fist her pussy!! after we finished she asked my why i was so wet, i told her its just easy for me to get wet, even when i am not turned on (LIES). i never gave her a dime of the money either. i may have more "skeletons", but I would have to think.
I used to fuck my friend's younger sister. Fucked her constantly over the summer she turned 14 and on and off for years after that. Then some nigger knocked her up when she was 17 and she got fat and loose. She still tries to hook up every now and then but nah.
i used to sit on the floor with my laptop on the table in front of me and watch anime porn, and read incest and lesbian (mostly both) erotica with my mom in the room. Her back was to me and she was on her own computer, sitting at a desk.
I would just sit there and thrust my hips, grinding against my jeans until i came into my underwear. I'm male btw.
I drank 2 litres (almost half a gallon) of Coke, last night. First time I'd done that in years. YEARS. I knew there'd be fallout, so to speak, but nothing prepared me for the literal shitstorm of projectile faeces that exploded from my anus earlier today. Had I been in public, you would have seen it on the news. Many, many dead and injured.
Thankfully I contained the blast to my bathroom and used a metric fucktonne of bleach and hot water to douse the area liberally with. My bathroom actually looks CLEANER than it did before the Coke incident.
The moral of the story? Silver linings can be found fuckin' ANYWHERE, man.
I bought my cousin's daughter a vibrator. Nothing too lewd
It just looks like a pen and vibrates. Not out of the blue she came to me and started asking me questions after she caught me masturbating while watching porn
Not that dark honestly but it's been eating at me for a while. Only thing I know is she keeps it well hidden and says she really enjoys it. Haven't delved too much into it really
I guess the bigger/darker part of this whole mess is I'm thinking of walking in on her sometime since I know, more or less, the times she is masturbating when I'm babysitting
I just pray everyday she doesn't fuck up and forget to hide it one day. She promises not to tell on me but she's honestly not that good under pressure. I'm sure she could lie to her dad all day but her mom is another story
Drown a cat, killed neighbours pet Fucked/fucked by trannies Lots of hookers Rape While sober I beat a drunk guy I ran into in an alley within an Inch of his life. He asked me for a lighter and when he was bobbing around and tried to hand it back to me I grabbed him by the neck and haymakered him with everything I had. I just kept feeding him, knocked a tooth out and I know his jaw wasn't were it was supposed to be. More rape lol, some gay sex too
Worst secret of all though, probably a gay thing through high school. Lotta shame round that. I wouldn't have a relationship with a guy, just like getting fucked sometimes. Strap play is choice. Love booty too much, I was staying at a friend's and his sister has the best ass ever.. I supper stealthed into her room, slipped off her bootyshorts and pressed my face in that ass before shooting cum all over her. I'd cum in her shorts when she wasn't home and when she wore them holy fuck.
Ended up giving it to her a year later. Best organism ever when you build up to it for that long.
Also giving it to a girl with no remorse, completely selfish, as she's dripping wet, visibly in pain yet you can tell she's loving it. That's the hottest shit ever. Covering her mouth because she's yelling but can't make words out from being too drunk uhh fck. Only did it twice but damn
guessed this ladies e-mail pass... felt bad reading her financial shit.
considered letting you monsters have them... and her iCloud security answers... just so you can grab the orgy photos/videos and years of sexts her daughter says should be on there... and turning the other way when it all gets dumped/linked to her fb lol
>>573655741 I was 14, I'm sitting at about 30-36 consensual with like 20 hookers thrown in there. When I get horny I just go animal, I jack off average 3-4 times a day every day for the past 5 years lol I'm 21
>>573649695 >be anons wife >anon treats me to romantic evening with the good Chardonnay one night >ask why >dont remember anything after that >wake up next morning naked with cum in my ass >Dontaskquestionsjustrun.mpeg >head to shower to wash it out >Finish shower >step out of shower >open door, letting all the steamy air out and crisp air in >Schlick my troubles away and go back to whatever the fuck housewives without a job do >Be 2 weeks later >husband comes home in brand new car > notice a lot of amazon orders coming in for the next 2 weeks >suspect something's up >Decide to be non confrontational about it >have revenge sex with his rich friend >get even better idea >bribe rich friend with free sex... >to. Have. Sex. With. Husband >Rich friend is a horny motherfucker and agrees >Be about a month after agreement, having sex almost every day with rich friend > the time has come > get husband hella drunk >rich friend and husband leave to the bedroom >wanna see this shit >follow about 10 minutes later >enter to see them just about to get it on > rich friend invites me in > have amazing revenge threesome > ends up with them finishing on eachother >husband not actually drunk >realizes anon and rich friend are both sex toys >realizes am herm >realizes I drunkenly made my dildo and fleshlight fuck eachother then me >realizes am 22 year old girl living alone in an apartment >420 no scopes Mitt Romney for causing this > thanks Romney
Was always a quiet kid when i was younger, never caused trouble for anyone. around the age of 14 i discovered the vast treasure trove of porn on the internet. It began with strip vids on break.com B move sex scenes on metacafe and has slowly escalated to shemale and Incest porn. Anyway I never had a proper computer in my room so the family computer would have to satiate my needs after I would come home from school. I knew for a fact that my mom would go have a bath or shower and then crawl into bed a sleep like crazy so one day i had the insanely bright idea to go in there and jack off while she slept. It was a success, she never woke up once and even when she would she never rolled over to look at me so i thought i was in the clear. It went on like that for probably 2 years. Sometimes i'd jack it 2 times if she was sleeping soundly enough. My only mistake was not clearing the search history, keep in mind my parents were never geniuses and they rarely used the computer so they never checked it. Well one day my auntie was over and used it to research some stuff on WW2 and Canada's role in it. What she came across was worse than anything she had ever seen (she was a fat, femanazi bitch before they were famous) She hastily clicked out of the history tab and curiously clicked on what she said was anti-Virus software. It turned out to be a Malware program that mimics the look of McAfee Security. What happened next was the stuff of legends. The malware slowly started taking over the computer from the desktop to deleting crucial files and the like. Needless to say she single handily destroyed my Parents home computer which had incidently been their work computer as well. My parents were royally pissed with her (not so much with me) I felt lke I had dodged a bullet though i don't really care either way. The last i heard she's living with a semi autistic kid who's the bastard child of her new "hubby"
I literally ruined my aunt's life by looking at hardcore porn
>Be me 22 >Family friend moves in to stay with me, mom, and bro >He's 47 and has a daughter; 11 and smoking hot >Real cunt this one, fucking hate her 11-year old attitude >Often think of hateraping her, because she pisses me off so much >Time moves on, she mellows out, she becomes pretty cool >Her and I hang out almost every day because I'm NEET a this time and she needs help with her homework >Over the next year we are hanging out more and more, I introduce her to /b/, she thinks I'm a pervert and I don't care >She begins to hug me more often, pushes her chest out when I'm near her, bumps her ass into my crotch when I walk behind her >She's flirting and I know it >Introduce her to /b/ one day when it's particularly saturated with porn >We're in a porn thread, because I'm a pervert >We begin joking about watching porn together >We do, she begins cuddling me now, laying her head on my lap as we watch from my laptop >I begin to stroke her back, leading to her ass. Eventually I just have my hand resting on her firm ass >As time goes on, she lets me hug her form behind and stroke her breasts, slide my hand down her stomach (Though she stops me before we get to her coochie), things of that nature >So now it's been about a year and a half. Her dad has suspicions but no evidence. She's in my room one night, cuddled up against me under my blankets >Dad walks in, freaks out on her, she goes to bed - he says nothing to me >She slips a note under my door saying she wants me to find my ATHF S1 dvd >Spend a bit of time looking for it, find it, and walk into her room to let her know >There she is, laying in bed, covers off, hand down her shorts, rubbing herself >I stroke her stomach gently and tell her I found it; Ask if she wants to watch it >She says "my body is to tired."
Cont, but it's only a few lines left. Hit the cap limit.
One time when I was a teen I had 2 really fucking noisy dogs that would bark at nothing all day, I always felt the urge to beat the shit out of them whenever I heard them barking from my room, but never did.
But this one time my mum brought home this lorikeet bird that had a broken wing and wanted to take care of it but it was 10x worse because it was actually inside the house while it fucking squawked like a bastard, I got really fed up with all the fucking animals being noisy so when my parents were out I took the bird out of the cage and broke its other wing and fed it to the dogs making sure they left some remains of it for my parents to see, I then tipped over the cage to make it look like the dogs got into the house and broke open the cage to get to it.
When my parents got home I pretended to have been sleeping all day so I didn't notice it, they then proceeded to beat the dogs, I could hear them yelping and shit was so satisfying.
>>573658664 Okay, Trying it right now, thanks for the advice anon As an added bonus, i'm gonna throw in the link to the longest rp I've ever done. http://scraggod.tumblr.com/post/92010717227/alex-and-nicole-the-movie-the-book-the-videogame Enjoy, faggots
>I smile, lean down and kiss her. I slide my hand down her shorts and begin rubbing her >She begins rubbing my granite dick >We take it out, she gives me a blowjob while I rub her, I cum in her mouth and on her face >Later on, I find out she told her friends on facebook >I have to threaten her with violence to get her to remove what she said because I could end up in prison >That sorta killed everything between us from that point forward >We still flirted, but nothing ever really happened >She ended up moving to another state, though >So she's in another state. It's been about four years since our night together >/b/rowsing one day >In a teens thread because I'm a pedo >Come across naked pictures of her >I've now naked pics of her >Acquired her phone number from my mom's phone >My number has changed since she has moved >Really considering making a false FB profile with my new phone just to get more pics out of her >She'll be moving back up here once she's 18 to live with her mom >dat forbidden fruit...
>>573645012 I'm bald but no one know it!!!! Have the trump-like comb over BUT unlike his plugs using my own hair makes it realistic!! Start early kids at the first sign of balding, too late for me but you might save your hair!
>>573659768 His is pretty decent, I think. But I know exactly what you mean... bows, lace, and stripes are some of my favorites, my friend has a ton of totally lace-backed ones and my god that's a nice thing to see
>>573660640 I know I totally get what you mean! I think it would scare my boyfriend if I suggested it, I have fingered him, only with 1 finger though. I have a dildo maybe I should start with that I just don't know!!
>>573661020 yea.. my husband was terrified. thought it made him "gay". i told him it will be the best pleasure he will ever feel and he is wanted to shoot his cum even harder into my throat, he should try it. that got his attention. at first it was a finger. then two. then a small vibrator. and now i have a small/medium sized strap. its not really about the size for us, its about the pleasure and making him cum hard. i am not trying to stretch the man lol. just fuck him hard and make him cum harder. the g spot is garbage in comparrison it seems. i dont get much pleasure from it. it feels good. sometimes great. and only once my husband made me squirt from it. but a guys p spot and the pleasure they get puts our spot to shame!
every single time a moron posts this secret because it got a zillion replies in the last thread. but if you actually do this you're a piece of fucking shit. you can only download torrents because other people seed. faggots like you don't deserve to have internet. Or lives for that matter
At my first year at a University, I had a roommate who had his girlfriend pretty much live there with us most of the year. Whenever they left, I'd go through their laundry and find her panties. Always thought about stealing a pair, but didn't just in case she'd notice a pair was missing. In terms of my roommate's girlfriend, easy 8/10. She was pretty cool.
>choked my dog a few times when I was younger just to see what he would do >he never attacked me, would just stare at me and kind of just accept it >sometimes I think of how I did this to an innocent dog who trusted me so much and it can ruin a day, sometimes entire weeks for me >dog died about two months ago >when my dad called to tell me(I live about 2000 miles away from home) I started crying >lots of good memories of that dog but that one sticks out above them all
I also jerked him off a few times to see what it was like so maybe that balances it out?
>Be between 8-12 years old >over at best friends house for sleep over >dude's house was the bomb >dad was a huge nerd so they had almost every n64 and PS1 game >also had tons of anime and action figures >was there constantly >one night I woke up and was rock hard >all I could think about was sticking my dick in his mouth >take dick out and rub it on his face a bit >dude always slept with mouth open >stick it in a little bit >jerk off >preteen cum in his mouth >go back to sleep satisfied
I did this quite a few times and never felt any guilt for it
>be me >10 years old or so >big circle of friends some 5 years older >older guys wants to see fucking >pair me up with a muslim girl >girl pretty hot 7/10 >we took our clothes of like we're told to. >i kiss her pussy like i'm told to >insert dick >feelsgoodman.jpg >grownups arrive >caught red-handed >locked myself in the room
fast forward 15 years. we still don't talk about it.
stole my uncles asian porn dvd one time at a party at his house. hid that shit in my jacket til we got home and fapped to that shit so hard for like 3 years. i was like 14 at the time so i pretty much had a boner for the whole 3 years
I once pretended I could speak to my ex's dead sister to convince her we were "meant to be" so she wouldn't leave me.
Before the age of 13 I had intentionally touched three of my cousins vaginas while 'playing' hide and seek. When I was 10 I pulled out my penis in front of my 3 year old cousin and almost let her put it in her mouth but I chickened out.
I poked holes in my last two condoms because I get off on the idea of getting a chick pregnant and then ignoring her.
I am nearly a qualified teacher of primary/elementary aged children and may end up teaching on of your kids.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. >implying
When I was a kid we would have sleepovers and I'd kiss them and fiddle their cocks When I was 3 I rubbed my dick on my friends vagina and told her it was a game I saw on TV i listened to black Eyed Peas when I was a kid I killed my mom's bird because it bit me I'm gay I beat someone up and pretended to be a victim got 3600 usd
>>573645012 I've publically deficated in the middle of a public road once, and once in my neighbours garden. I've also masturbated on the back of a bus, once. Beyond that just being an ignorant cunt to knowledge worthy of suicide.
I Fucked a thirteen year old when i was 18. I've crept on my sleeping sister more times than i can count, fingering, eating out, fucking ect. I once had my very young cousin suck me off while she cried. I've fingered countless sleeping girls, forced a drunk girl to fuck me, force fingered some random girl i seen at night on the street, fucked and ate out two dogs.
>turned down several chances to lose my vcard >partly because some faggot part of my brain believes in love >partly because want it to be 10/10 as i believe it will determine my entire sex life >partly because i'm scared of relationships
>>573661020 He's a fucking guy. Just get him horny and tell him what you want to do with him and that it really turns you on.
Option b is to watch porn together. Just the suggestion of watching porn should make him a happy human bean. Find something that starts off with regular sex and ends up with strapon ór find out a fetish of his and find a video of both. Tell him (don't ask) you want to do that to him and tell him how fucking wet it would make you. Let him know you're into that shit and you're fine
>>573672508 sounds like a dream, I only fucked my little sister a handful of times and i remember every single detail of each encounter even though it was 10 years ago... Man I wish I could do it again just one more time
I have put my penis and fondled quite a few passed out/sleeping drunk girls, i love it, if I see the opportunity I do it. Does anyone know of websites or forums for this fuked up behaviour? I've found a few sleeping vids but I want more. Sick faggots help a /b/ro out.
I'm really into shemale porn and I've texted tranny escorts but never really went through with it. I'm straight but i've cammed with guys and been their camslave. Done everything from fingering to cumming in my own mouth and wearing lingerie
I've met a 45yr old married woman and made her love sadistic sex. Hitting her, making her cry, begging for me to stop, facefucking her until she pukes... She is so clingy but loves to be told that she is a useless cum slut
>be me, was 13/f >had major crush on my friend's older brother who had a gf >wanted him really bad but he never looked at me or showed any interested >came up with the idea of taking naked pictures on my phone, leaving it unlocked and laying around when i stayed over at her house >eventually he found my phone and snooped through it, found all of my pictures >ended up getting blackmailed into stripping for him and letting him see me naked, bending over, spreading my legs whenever he wanted >progressed into me giving him blowjobs and then him taking my virginity >he also shows two of his friends my pictures, end up having to give them sexual favors too >the brother and one of his friends are now going to college out of state but i am still being used as a fucktoy for the other friend >never had a boyfriend, mostly turned down guys that asked me out because i wouldn't know how to explain the situation i'm in >also grown to secretly enjoy being used
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