So this guy is pissed, he found out I've been telling people I want to stick my dick in his girlfriends mouth until she vomits.
Hey man, I apologize for the misunderstanding. It's true what I said, I was a bit intoxicated and not in a clear state when I was saying these things. I know its no excuse and you probably want to beat me up, I understand and ill accept what I deserve. I really do hope that you could find it in your heart to forgive me and to understand that I WOULD NEVER cross that boundary.
Here is what I wrote about his girlfriend to another friend,
beat his ass by the flagpole after school then fuck his girl on the back of the bus on the way home. if you do anything else you are a faggot, don't even respond just show up knock his ass out and dick down his hoe
send him this picture. hes prolly a major pussy anyways. im kinda suprised he actually said anything about it to you in the first place, but i guess everyone feels like a badass on the internet.
i think ill go rob a bank
woah this guy seems super smart OP. you should totally do what he says. and he is so eloquent with his words. like i just idolize this guy and want his penis in and around my face.
OP u should do this
Listen old chap. You've got 2 options.
Option A. I Throat fuck your girlfriend until she vomits.
Option B. I throat fuck your girlfriend until she vomits whilst you watch and jerk off your minuscule sized dick.
You get me fockin knob hard m8 I can't help it, I can practically feel the blood rushin in me phallus when I look in your eyes. Just shut the fuck up and kiss me bro and don't be stingy with the tongue.
I'll wreck your shit. How 'bout a threesome where I fuck both you and your girl?
>implying its a rule to not give another /b/ yard shit.
also, if 32 get, post this: yeah, I'm actually too beta for situations like these so i made a /b/ thread about it and I'm having other underage&band type what i say.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>hurr durr u iz 12 becuz u want to hurt da sekretz clubz
>projecting insecurity over being underage newfag this hard
>we are anon-e-moose
>we R legunz
>we do not four get
>we do not defrost
I RECORDED THIS JUST FOR YOU:
Say that you recorded a special voice message for him, and then send that.