Hey /b/, i need some advice. I don't wanna go to /adv/ and other boards because you always hit the spot. So here goes:
I'm the new singer for my band. The first singer left because he is a faggot, so now i have to do his job. I play the guitar too. So i need some tips to sing better, primarily regarding vocal technique.
I'm also gonna dump a John Persons comic, please help me. I have a gig in 5 days.
keep postin
>>573551205
lurking
>>573551989
sure
>>573552260
whats the comci called
>>573552260
>Casually walking around
>Dick hanging from pants
Yeah, why not ?
>>573552417
lost in the hood
>>573552532
kek
>>573552417
You have keys to spare? :D
>>573552865
>John Persons comic
sorry gave them away a while ago
Come on guys, some one give me some advice if you are gonna fap
What range do you sing in? Bass? Tenor?
Moar!
>record yourself singing
>playback to self
>repeat
>>573551205
Well you are the lead singer. We cant coach you online. Just be confedant make eye contact throughout audience and pelvic thrusts help
>>573552865
i think i have one, let me check my mail
>>573552865
>>573553570
Try this one CAPUDE-227-CACAFU-031
>>573551205
Sticking a black dildo up your ass and wearing a male chastity device will help you hit those high notes.
>mfw a nigger comic is turning me on
>>573553348
I don't know, but i can sing Steppenwolf's Born to be wild with some straining. Maybe i'm not singing correctly, so i came here
>>573553719
it gets better :^)
whats this comic?
>>573554102
post faster nigger 8)
>>573554102
mooooaarrr this is making me wet
>>573554247
tits or gtfo
more comic
>>573554247
im a girl btw
>>573554247
tits or gtfo bitch
>>573554557
oh. LOL. fuck the comic, let me see that wet pussy you're talking about.
>>573554557
yes this is a female i am doctor with phd in 4chins
Fuck off with your tit pics silly bitch nobody cares
>>573554445
>>573552260
I just realized I want to edit this comic so
> blacks are homeless crack heads
> blonde is obese trailer trash
>>573554557
Oh. In this case, welcome.
>>573554445
No body cares unless you explain to op what turns women on in a lead singer
>>573554247
yeah if you tried to delete that picture, i already saved it.
>>573554995
post it then faggot
>>573554995
lol dumb bitch
>>573554557
mods confirmed to be bastards
>>573554995
post it /b/ro?
>>573553039
>>573554995
repost is
>>573555084
anon delivers :^)
Wish these comics were free online. Oh wait they are if you use google.
>>573555365
I downloaded most of john persons comics via torrent. So yeah
>>573554247
this dumb bitch posted this picture >>>573555084
and thought no one would have saved it. ty for free tits you stupid bitch. :)
>>573555286
get to the penetration already :^)
>>573555585
show us your pussy first.
>>573553465
Yeah , something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0JPbjl6CEM
>>573555585
:^)
Hate women posting tits on here. Fucking morons
>>573555549
>post my tits to /b/
>delete cause that's not what the thread is about
>autists think i care that they saved it
>>573555869
The suspense
>>573555862
>mfw you do care
>mfw you care because you deleted it
>mfw you said you're a girl for attention
>mfw you're a dumb whore.
>>573555862
Translation
>I'm a slut
>>573556038
wasn't me that said i was a girl l0l i just said this was making me wet
>>573551205
Stretching your voice is recommended. just sing thirds, fifths and octaves going up and down the piano in every key. Also try singing what you play on the guitar. The melodies and such. Always try to sing with a straight back. Singing sitting down doesn't let you access all the muscles in your core body that do the work normally. Sing all that I mentioned before using different vowels and even consonants like prrr or mmm and nnnn.
>>573556120
OF FUCKING COURSE THERE'S A BRA THERE.
>>573555862
is my 14cm long dick big enough?
>>573556284
>making me wet
>implying you're a girl
>dumb bitch.
k
>>573556290
thanks man, also, can you explain me the difference between chest voice and head voice and falsetto? if i sing from my stomach do i automatically access head voice or no?
>>573556724
more comic
>>573556886
stfu and show us your vagina you dumb bitch.
>>573556886
calm the fuck down bitch
Let me explain the problem "I'm a girl" and "tits girl". You come on here, post your tits and think that's all you have to do. You're not funny, you're not interesting and you contribute fuck all to the community. You're a fucking disgrace to your gender.
>>573551205
Train the notes you can reach, the volume, the duration, your breath, everything. First each factor alone, repeat, mix with other factors, repeat, mix with other factors, repeat, repeat everything and so on.
Train a lot, but be careful, don't try going beyond your limits.
>>573557149
stop posting this comic just to get this horny bitch angry lol.
>>573557383
thanks man, also, can you explain me the difference between chest voice and head voice and falsetto? if i sing from my stomach do i automatically access head voice or no?
>>573556886
more tits
Hey op do Deep breathing excercises everyday ,everytime you wake up and everytime you are going to sleep, this will help you
>>573557416
im posting this comic so you can jack off, faggot