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I NEED TWO STEAKS AND A LOBSTER PLATE NOW!! GET TO IT YOU

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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN)
2014-10-12 00:24:35 Post No. 573441445
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:24:35 Post No. 573441445 [Report]
I NEED TWO STEAKS AND A LOBSTER PLATE NOW!! GET TO IT YOU WAIST OF AIR!!!!
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Anonymous (ID: JldB7chB) 2014-10-12 00:25:02 Post No.573441501
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Anonymous (ID: JldB7chB) 2014-10-12 00:25:02 Post No.573441501 [Report]
>>573441445
YES CHEF!
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Anonymous (ID: MbMK3I1S) 2014-10-12 00:26:47 Post No.573441708
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>>573441445
>waist of air
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Anonymous (ID: 3ikyFBT9) 2014-10-12 00:26:53 Post No.573441728
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Anonymous (ID: 3ikyFBT9) 2014-10-12 00:26:53 Post No.573441728 [Report]
>>573441445
more effective when spelling is correct. try again.
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:27:36 Post No.573441842
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:27:36 Post No.573441842 [Report]
WHERE IS THE BLOODY FOOD!!!
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Anonymous (ID: AlOcg0sf) 2014-10-12 00:27:59 Post No.573441902
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Anonymous (ID: AlOcg0sf) 2014-10-12 00:27:59 Post No.573441902 [Report]
>>573441445
I'm not getting you a damn thing if you can't even use the correct waste when insulting me.

Your English is so bad, Rednecks think you sound like a hick.
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Anonymous (ID: S9TDXgBb) 2014-10-12 00:28:43 Post No.573442005
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>>573441842
maybe it's in your waist xD
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:29:44 Post No.573442126
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:29:44 Post No.573442126 [Report]
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YES CHEF I GOT THE FIRST STEAK OUT OF THE MICROWAVE YOU CAN EAT THE MAC N' CHEESE IF YOU WANT
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Anonymous (ID: RwdzuFTN) 2014-10-12 00:30:58 Post No.573442302
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Anonymous (ID: RwdzuFTN) 2014-10-12 00:30:58 Post No.573442302 [Report]
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STEAKS ARE COOKING CHEF!
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:31:59 Post No.573442458
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:31:59 Post No.573442458 [Report]
THE CORRECT SPALLING DOSE NOT MATTER WHEN YOU CAN COOK
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:32:33 Post No.573442538
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:32:33 Post No.573442538 [Report]
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Lobster hands going in oven now
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Anonymous (ID: 59pX0JyM) 2014-10-12 00:32:54 Post No.573442587
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Anonymous (ID: 59pX0JyM) 2014-10-12 00:32:54 Post No.573442587 [Report]
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>>573441445
>WAIST
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:33:02 Post No.573442601
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:33:02 Post No.573442601 [Report]
GOD DAMMIT SIRI STOP USING AUTO CORRECT WHEN I AM COOKING
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Anonymous (ID: JldB7chB) 2014-10-12 00:33:08 Post No.573442623
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Anonymous (ID: JldB7chB) 2014-10-12 00:33:08 Post No.573442623 [Report]
>>573442458
>spalling
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:34:49 Post No.573442869
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:34:49 Post No.573442869 [Report]
2 STEAKS OUT! THOSE LOBSTER HANDS LOOK LIKE SHIT!!! I WANT THEM FRESH FROM THE OCEAN!!!
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Anonymous (ID: Iqa/9Bke) 2014-10-12 00:35:15 Post No.573442935
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Anonymous (ID: Iqa/9Bke) 2014-10-12 00:35:15 Post No.573442935 [Report]
>>573441445
Chef the lobster is covered in semen what should I do?
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:37:22 Post No.573443254
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DONT WORRY THE STEAKS ARE DONE
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Anonymous (ID: I5P0fxnf) 2014-10-12 00:37:44 Post No.573443307
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HERE YOU ARE CHEF!
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:37:59 Post No.573443343
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:37:59 Post No.573443343 [Report]
DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!! I TOLD YOU THAT THE SEMEN IS THE TOPPING FOR THE DESERT!!!!!
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Anonymous (ID: P1Hp5Zaz) 2014-10-12 00:38:41 Post No.573443439
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Anonymous (ID: P1Hp5Zaz) 2014-10-12 00:38:41 Post No.573443439 [Report]
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YOU CALL YOURSELF A FUCKING CHEF?!
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Anonymous (ID: RwdzuFTN) 2014-10-12 00:38:44 Post No.573443441
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>>573442869
LOBSTER PLATE IS DONE!
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Anonymous (ID: AlOcg0sf) 2014-10-12 00:38:57 Post No.573443481
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>>573443343
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Anonymous (ID: YKwizrJu) 2014-10-12 00:39:54 Post No.573443630
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Anonymous (ID: YKwizrJu) 2014-10-12 00:39:54 Post No.573443630 [Report]
>>573441842
You dont pay me enough you crumpet fucking teabag
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Anonymous (ID: BG+4OpB7) 2014-10-12 00:40:57 Post No.573443764
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:41:11 Post No.573443804
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:41:11 Post No.573443804 [Report]
1 LOBSTER AND 1 LOBSTER AND STEAK PLATE OUT!!! HURRY UP YOU BASTARDS!!
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:41:30 Post No.573443847
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:41:30 Post No.573443847 [Report]
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IM STARTING TO BOIL THE LOBSTER NOW
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:42:51 Post No.573444049
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:42:51 Post No.573444049 [Report]
THATS A CHILD IN A LOBSTER COSTUME NOT A BLOODY LOBSTER!!! COOK IT AGAIN!
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Anonymous (ID: 0jQlqOdK) 2014-10-12 00:43:48 Post No.573444184
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I got a lobster chef!
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:44:22 Post No.573444252
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DAMNIT CHEF I THINK I OVER COOKED IT
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:46:19 Post No.573444518
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:46:19 Post No.573444518 [Report]
WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT??!! THATS NOT A GOD DAM LOBSTER!! GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME!
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:49:09 Post No.573444928
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:49:09 Post No.573444928 [Report]
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chef WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER POT
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:49:49 Post No.573445026
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:49:49 Post No.573445026 [Report]
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Chef we ran out of lobster and steak I picked up these at CostCo they were 9 dollars we are good to go!
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:50:07 Post No.573445072
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:50:07 Post No.573445072 [Report]
I NEED 3 LAMB SHANKS AND 2 HOUSE SALADS! DONT FUCK IT UP!!
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:51:30 Post No.573445298
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 00:51:30 Post No.573445298 [Report]
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1 house salad coming right up
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:52:07 Post No.573445397
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:52:07 Post No.573445397 [Report]
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ONE SECOND I FIRST HAVE TO SACRIFICE IT TO ALLAH
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Anonymous (ID: 0jQlqOdK) 2014-10-12 00:54:15 Post No.573445727
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FUCKING LAMBS ARE BEING PESKY CHEF!!!!
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Anonymous (ID: ++Oy16Sc) 2014-10-12 00:54:16 Post No.573445729
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LAMB SHANKS ARE DONE
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 00:57:39 Post No.573446247
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THAT SALD LOOKS LIKE SHIT!! GET THAT LAMB ON THE GRILL!! KILL THAT FUCKING LAMB WITH YOUR HANDS IF YOU HAVE TOO!! ONE LAMB OUT!! AND FOR GOD SAKES GET ME THOSE SALADS!!!
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Anonymous (ID: 0jQlqOdK) 2014-10-12 01:00:39 Post No.573446708
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SALAD PREPPED AND READY CHEF
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 01:00:44 Post No.573446721
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 01:00:44 Post No.573446721 [Report]
COME ON YOU FUCKING DONKEYS GET THE FOOD OUT FASTER!!!
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 01:01:35 Post No.573446851
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TWO SAL-ADDS ON THE GRILL CHEF
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Anonymous (ID: sjFisNu5) 2014-10-12 01:02:23 Post No.573446972
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SORRY CHEF WRONG SALAD THOSE GO TO TABLE 8
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Anonymous (ID: CcIyVucM) 2014-10-12 01:02:58 Post No.573447051
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Anonymous (ID: CcIyVucM) 2014-10-12 01:02:58 Post No.573447051 [Report]
TOUCH THAT! IT'S RAW! RAW! GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 01:05:18 Post No.573447368
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 01:05:18 Post No.573447368 [Report]
BLOODY HELL!!! GIVE ME THOSE SAL-ADDS!! SEND THEM OUT TO TABLE 8!
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 01:06:21 Post No.573447531
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Anonymous (ID: 9iB45kEN) 2014-10-12 01:06:21 Post No.573447531 [Report]
AND WHO FUCKING SAID YOU COULD TELL ME THAT ITS RAW!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!
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Anonymous (ID: BBvDR73p) 2014-10-12 01:13:18 Post No.573448462
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Anonymous (ID: BBvDR73p) 2014-10-12 01:13:18 Post No.573448462 [Report]
Waist of air.
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Anonymous (ID: DA8FLCSk) 2014-10-12 01:16:06 Post No.573448858
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Anonymous (ID: DA8FLCSk) 2014-10-12 01:16:06 Post No.573448858 [Report]
>ramsay not telling you how the steaks need to be cooked
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