Cringe/beta/autism thread gogogo

>>573416349
Uhm... OP is autism? Am I doing it right?

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>>573416514
not at all. go on

>>573416514
Fuck up cunt

>>573416585
Nah, too tired. I'll just bump this one last time and go to bed. Have fun looking at pictures everyone saw at least 10 times for the past days.

>>573416885
sweet dreams faggot

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Get ready for autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA

>>573417003
i fucking laughed too hard
thanks anon

Get ready to cringe hard.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

>>573417003
Holy shit

>>573417003
i dont need the elightentment of some phony god
fucking shills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVXen5cAPA

This giant neckbeard.

>>573417003
this is the very definition of cringe

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Dumping what I got

>>573417003
I made it to I love jesus and had to stop. Holy shit. Wow! Who has that vid of the guy meeting his k or j pop whatever idol and doing the dance?

>>573417570
What the fuck...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
Palpable cringe

>>573417003
I will sit through all of this
I have never made it past :30
this is hell

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>>573416349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mFWcLr5Rxs

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>>573416349
I present my OC that happened 2 days ago.

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Continuing my minor dump

>>573417003
>>573417570
>>573417724
>>573418004
Fucking white people.

For all my glorious faggots <3

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDKdfHEGA0 [Embed]
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms [Embed]
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM [Embed]
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns [Embed]
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA1Vru44V8 [Embed]
6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG7UbCOYwS0&t=1m18s [Embed]
7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9LrJoVRpc [Embed]
8) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA [Embed]
9) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2Raxl-QZk [Embed]
11) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY [Embed]
13) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU [Embed]
14) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvnuBEulbQ [Embed]
15) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo [Embed]
16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9dTJMxzdp0 [Embed]
17) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4wgjG6EVw [Embed]
18) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbg69Ne8gA [Embed]
19) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfjcazPbNA [Embed]
20) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE [Embed]
21) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZi4h7yaqu8 [Embed]
22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs [Embed]
23) http://youtu.be/LsGLBI2WA7Q [Embed]
25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw [Embed]
26) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM [Embed]
27) http://youtu.be/dxINK2165sI [Embed]
28) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8 [Embed]
29) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyyuV8rtJ8 [Embed]
30) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE [Embed]
31) http://youtu.be/xopAwVYlivw [Embed]
32) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo [Embed]
33) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9LgFPC5g [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY [Embed] Aitor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE [Embed]

Personal favs
34) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI [Embed]
35) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxQgRSF6pc [Embed]
36) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk [Embed]

>>573417003
What's with the spastic fucking random mouth movements?

>>573416585
E P I K M E M E R

>>573418461
Girl at 1:46 is adorable

>>573416349


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkXlAL0AyFk#t=133 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOb1mQZO4rk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWS2drrlNp4 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougWHLT_95A&index=6 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw [Embed]
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6fZwJFjiA0A [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqQ-MyZXRA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFGwpRDtRE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzmAEQzZJ5Q [Embed]
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFOf1ezyfI [Embed]

>>573418004
That's actually kinda badass.

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I am eternally thankful that the internet wasn't as incriminating as it is today when I was growing up....

>>573417003
Holy shit. I have now seen the meaning of cringe.

But the ending joke was all right given the circumstances, I'll give them that.

>>573418830
/fit/ in one single image.

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>>573418830
Why would someone change it from the original?

>>573418953
>34
at least homeboy was out there doing his thing

>>573417003
i'm from a atheist fedora loving yuropoor country and i don't find this cringey at all, just some geeky people having some family fun, so what if they are religious

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>>573419126
>iLRyy3A+
>yyA

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>>573419165

>>573417003
How could they think this was a good idea?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV_xeSRpHo0

>>573418906
Holy shit no

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so long gotta zoom

>>573418723
new meeemee

>>573418953
>35
i had to pause it several times in order to let the cringe subside before i could continue

>>573418964
meeth

>>573417003
Well.. I don't think it was that bad.. What of it is cringy?

>I do not believe in god.

>>573417570
Dude

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>>573420386
ohmygod

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>>573420075
>>573420075
If they were as uncomfortable as they appeared to be...why did they go through with it?

>>573420584
oh my god, I SEARCHED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG, THANK YOU

Holy shit does anyone have the video of a minecraft lets-play with a couple of goofy fucks doing commentary. One makes a shitty joke and the other fucking dies of laughter.

I think it was parody but fuck me it was funny

>>573416349
fresh video I just found myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEv7hgFDtAA

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>>573416585
Mfw my wife bought me this same phone case last year as a surprise. So fucking thankful it didn't fit.

>>573416349
>implying we haven't all been smug internet faggots like this once

>>573418253

> implying we can read that microscopic typeface

>>573418461
Too much cringe. I can't tell if it was worse than the potato chip song or not.

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>>573417517

>>573418778

There is no way in the universe this is not a parody.

>>573418953
Watching 35 right now, the pain is unbearable. He was shitty from the start, but as soon as he kissed her head without consent it all goes downhill fast.

>>573418004

Feel bad for the guy in the middle. He knows its a bad idea but just wanted to fit in.

>>573418004
that would actually be pretty cool, IF they were at a rave

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this poor guy

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>>573416585
kid looks like a 10 year old filthy frank

>>573421005
fuck i found it

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSkm0CmUdy8

>>573418830
That's not the original kid. Retard.

>>573419516
I really don't think there is more of a cringe character than this dude.

Bless his heart.

>>573417570
What the fuck is wrong with him?

>missingInsaneReactionPic.jpg

>>573420075
Haven't we all been forced to do school video projects we regret?

This just reeks of "this shit is due tomorrow, no time for multiple takes or the faintest shadow of an idea"

>>573418778
Well at least his suit actually fits him by the looks of it

>>573419192
Oh, the shit I would have posted if social media had been around during my teen years. I'd have made it into this thread, no doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gMw7zsRet4 this fucker takes the cake

>>573417517
fuck man, going hard mode.

>>573421551

There's more
He came back and posted more pics.

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>>573417003
holy fuck no

>>573420386
BASED CRINGE

>>573418723
Dr. Dick Pebis is the shit.

http://youtu.be/Rr2sTOBEBFE

>>573422124
I don't see the problem. If I pulled a knife on a faggot ruining the vibe at a show I might post a pic on youtube too.

>>573422165
Fake as fuck.

>>573417003
>JESUS

>>573422527
** On facebook.

>>573418004
Kill yourself.

>>573418953

>3

DUDE IM NOW GONNA GET fuckin Stoned and watch the whole SHit...

fuck tomorrowland aftermovie mainstream shit

see yall in 4 hours

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>>573422527
The problem is that it never happened

>>573422248
I didn't really have that much of a problem with fedoras until I read that

>>573422702
>36 fuck this shit

>>573421551
you gotta overcome adversity to make a person of yourself

>>573421627
you think thats bad, watch this video from them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCLqgyg45Lw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw

>>573418778
>grammer

>>573422761
that's not cringe, that's just plain stupidity

>>573422856
this...isn't really cringe worthy at all lol...I wanna know if she's any good tho...would be hilarious if she shit on that dude

>>573418461
Holy fucking shit I literally couldn't finish that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P1oGF2nnA
Fucking white people.

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>>573417998
>>573419867
>>573420724

>we're not religous
>we swear

you lying faggots.

>>573422165
I literally thought of suicide

>>573423617
"That Betch"

>>573419147
thought you were serious.
burst out laughing

>>573417517
Tristy looks like she wants to kill herself.

>>573418461
Any curiosity or regret I ever had for never checking out Minecraft in less than two minutes. Just.... fuck.

>>573422872
Meh. At least there was effort put into it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZGWjbY6To

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>>573424050
I was serious

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Jewish spells and shit man.

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>>573420386
>mfw that last line

>>573416349
kill it with fire

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>>573417517

jeez and i thought the potato chip song was full of autism

>>573425162
WTF!? After the first three, why would you even TRY to have a fourth goblin?! Those poor kids....

>>573423078
Fuck...

>>573417003
Matt Smith is an American Methodist??

>>573416585
i think this kid is gay and i would rape him

>>573418052
saw that on another cringe thread. still, makes my eyes close hard in agony

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>>573416349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltOJkwUCdx4

>>573418542
wow... no words.....

>>573417517
i might have to add these people to the list of people to kill before i die

>>573418778
the pussification of young men continues

>>573418004
I need some of those for a festival

>>573418004
>jealous you don't get as much pussy as these guys

>>573419031
Mr. Potter's become a real bitch.

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>>573417003
>a bunchy bunchy

outstanding

>>573425708
4:32

This pedo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Za99O9-kw

>>573420064
straight fire

>>573418882
pls stop

>>573425708
I dont know if the nigga is just stupid/funny or a good troll...

sit down punk hahahaha

>>573419165
And this is why you don't wear Super Mario pajama bottoms to the club.

>>573421235
>Implying you can read at all

>>573416349
You know, I have always wondered why everyone on /b/ seems like a depressed NEET who just sulks and masturbates all day. Now I know why. What is the easiest way to commit suicide, /b/?

>>573418778
At least his suit looks like it fits properly. Minus the fedora he'd actually look alright.

>>573425162
pfeiffer syndrome

probably dominant in the mother and recessive in the father, because its only a 1/4 chance to inherit the syndrome if one parent has it

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>>573420386
guess not

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>>573419165

Looks like a cockroach off Terra Formars

>>573417570
Sorry op that's actually brilliant. Probably the best reaction all things considered. Also, is that a tit?

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You think you know autism?... These guys were born in it, moulded by it...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCtQpclpY8

>>573417003
This is fucked up.
The boy sits down on the guys lap at the end of the video. Wonder if they have pedophile autistic sex

>>573419916
This didn't even make me cringe, it just made me rage.

>>573428024

lol that's fucking amazingly awful

>>573428024
+

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMMMalj9Fw

>>573418004
fuarrrrkkkk i remember these. i miss the old rave scene :(

>>573418778
why would he use a comma and "and"?
this is why i hate betas so much, they always think they're right but they fail so hard at life.

>>573428024
gotta hand it to them, for bunch of lost-cause autists, the production quality on this pile is almost half way decent

>>573428449
>>573428024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

Get on this level of sonic faggotry

>>573423501

Kill yourself

>>573428802
Cameraman : cool-killa

stopped there and NOOO, i will not finish this

>>573425162
man. the look on the fathers face is like he died a bit each time a kid popped out and he saw that horrible face on his baby.

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>>573418778

>mfw the second text

>>573418953
>30

I want to punch this guy so hard I don't even know.

>>573417570
fuck boy

https://www.youtube.com/user/BlondBoyRyan/videos

Enjoy hell

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>>573422527
...and you believe that it happened. You would probably make for a great friend for him seeing how fucking stupidly, hilariously credulous you are.

>>573430093
Wow... Those are fucking painful.

>>573419150
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCqQ-MyZXRA

Your tax dollars at work
https://www.youtube.com/user/CUTEANIMEFIGURESTV/videos

>>573430093
I could give 2 shits about what people do to make themselves happy. But, WHY THE FUCK do they need to telegraph that shit on the internet???

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>>573421627
>when he starts laughing
easily the funniest fucking parody i've ever seen

>>573418953
oh fuck... That top 3 was too much

>>573430712
sharing what their passionate about.

Autistic sanic the faghog videos i can understand, but adult baby diaper type shit is just fucking retarded, it's beyond retarded, it's a level of retardation that isn't on the fucking retard meter.

>>573430712
I can top it if that is what you find the worst aspect.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Luvs3BGlued/videos

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8p0hsjS_zHs
https://www.youtube.com/embed/coiKyUVruEk

The girl in the second video is him talking to himself, have fun.

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>>573418778
> there are people on /b/ too dumb to see this is a troll

>>573419516
I knew a kid who looked literally exactly like that growing up. Ended up growing his hair out, becoming a metalhead and dropping out of high school to make heroin somewhere in West Virginia. Dude used to come into classes fucked UP and I saw him once put a whole drop of LSD into his eye (only reason I knew it was LSD is cause other friends took it normally on tabs he made with the same stuff and they all tripped the fuck out)

No clue where he is at now, he was a great guitarist though.

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>>573431260
>him
>himself

Dude, if that's a guy, he's so fucked up, if it's a girl, not that much, but still.

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Prank call thread

Also skip to 1:18 in this video I guarantee you won't regret it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdziQMl0Z0s

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>>573425162
Son?

>>573418918
>not being White

What's it like being a drain on society?

>>573431260
fuck it you win

fuck this thread ive had enough of this beta cringe worthy shit.

>>573431598
It's a guy, and he can't find a girl for his fucked up fetishes so he talks to himself in a girls voice.

>>573418778
If it wasn't for the hat he could pass as a normal person.
It's like he almost had it. Then just went way over board.

>>573430538
expecting cute anime figures
get this shit

>>573418004
How is this cringe?

motherfucking driking a crown, shiny pants like he's just dropped actual mdma at abomb ass 95 festival
blueshirt doesn't even need to pose he's so fucking cool
and look at this green cunt completely oblicvious to the camera he
s fucking rocking out and he do't give a fuck and he's halfway bussed off his export

these guys are fucking boss players

>>573418542
his completly lost

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>>573416349

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>>573419165

>>573417003
guys I watched the whole thing and you missed the best part at 2:22, kid loves dad very much

Let me tell you the stoy of doodman2, the man who left his wife to live with his dolls.

https://www.youtube.com/user/doodman2

http://youtu.be/_l9WxehoA40
http://youtu.be/qa3443ssVyg

>>573419165
Real life fucking troll doll.

>>573418778
can't believe people don't think this is a joke profile...

anyway that kid could totally pull off his clothes if changed to a less bold hat lost the gloves, other than the suit fits hum very well

>>573419192
Jim Breuer in Half baked.
Did I get the movie?

>>573432306
>>573432306
>>573432306
>>573432306
>>573432306
>>573432306

O.O

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>>573432306

>>573418953
21> dude with the blonde in his hair toally wants ot fuck all of them and is just pretending to be drunk

>>573420249

I'd try it.

>>573425162
wincest?

>>573427872
exactly what i thought when I saw that image

>>573420249
Not beta, just faggot.

>>573416821
this isn't beta or cringe >_>

>>573422856
I bet she got rekt

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>>573419192

>>573417003
I can't...I just....no

>>573426883

Dear god. Where the fuck is Hansen when you need him.

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>>573433202
someanon got it

This is MirceaKitsune

A sickfuck furnigger faggot who owns a pet snake just so he can get aroused feeding it live animals. Here is his game vore tournament.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYDe8vrPIHs

And one of his 10/10 quality animations.

http://youtu.be/HGyQj2OsZWo

>>573416585
He is going to be so fuckable when he's older...$10 says he twinks out at 17/18/19 and ends up in a "relationship" with an abusive "daddy"

>>573418461

>Kid asks if they have autism
>Is clearly autistic for asking that question

>>573416349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SokOoer3_GY

>>573418461
Is this what playing minecraft does to you? My nephew wants to start playing minecraft, I need to stop him before he turns into one of them!

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>>573430538

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>>573432421
I have been looking for doodman on cringe threads for so long, thanks bro

>>573432870
thats a fine piece of ass though

>>573419150
Oh fucking shit the racist is good !

>>573421627
I thought that it was a sure joke until they carried those fucking voices for 23 minutes.
The same guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUcWqAAh0o

>>573418818
lolololololololol

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>>573434016
A pedo-christian. Such a fucked up part to show in the vid.

>>573425708
This nigger is alpha as fuck

>>573432019
this

>>573434272
You may think it's only an internet joke, but it's not, in fact, it's real. If you love him, you better hurry.

>>573418953
fucking lost it on the first one

>>573417003
This gets me every time

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>>573433915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9F04l172OA

>>573418004

phat pants? these guys are fucking alpha!! they probably know how to shuffle like fucking beasts!!

>>573433053
le surprised eyes maymay xDDD!

>>573433754
Yes it is you emoticon using faggot.

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>>573418882
we need to purge these kind of people

>>573423078
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA WTF

>>573427872
>my sides

>>573416349
Are these threads for the purpose of making you worthless ugly faggots feel better? Are you afraid to answer? Seriously.

>>573420386
fucking last line I literally burst out laffin

>>573418365

You mean this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

>>573418953
1. Kek
2. Kek
3. HAHA, HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS GREAT
4. Jesus christ... If hell exists, she should go.
5. Kek, one of my favorites.
6. wat
7. Who knew they could do shit as a group relatively sound.
8. TOP KEK
9. kill me
10. Learn to count faggot
11. Giving this kid props for doing this without actually sounding like a complete beta and unconfidant faggot. I clapped at the end.
12. Ya blew it
13. Muh copyright
14. #rekt
15. uh, hang on, uh ,um

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Requesting the guy that gets rejected on a girls doorstep

And the one of the beta guy just talking to some random girl, who is not interested over a fb chat and talks like this;

>don't be shy! XD *whispers into your ear*
>*nervously steps away*
>*timidly steps forward*

Thanks /b/

>>573422856
bitch should of fucking prepared bet she doesn't even know how to lay the cars out while this bristly chinned cholo trusting ina triple bypass heart in the cards this loli aint got nothing but a #REKT train to catch and miss before it comes, tryna run and fall watch your tight little body get bisected for all

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OC From last year.

This guy wouldn't stop messaging me awhile ago.

Also said he was 15 and in college.
Even in Philippine standards I'm pretty sure that's nearly impossible.

>>573436525
Guess that's a yes. pity

>>573436769
"Very well" says the mother at the end. That's exactly what a mother would say to her little kid. She was obviously dissapointed as fuck. Also look at the father and that old man, you could read "What did we do wrong?" on their faces.

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>>573436769
>friends recently got me to watch anime
>really liked Berserk, Space Dandy and Cowboy Bebop
>continue watching
>mfw I see shit like this
If I ever cross that weaboo line I sure hope my friends put me out of my misery

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>>573427979
I've been trying to figure out what that is too.

>>573418778
He would fucking like guns. As if /k/ isn't autistic enough

>>573420386
that fucking last message
my hand had never before hit my forehead this hard

>>573422165
What's even worse is that this was on Funnyjunk.

>>573436864
I feel sorry for the fat basterd on the left, but still do you even lift,, braw

>>573418953
>be me
>see this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE
>add faggot on skype
>call him and tell him he is a faggot and he should kill himself for being a brony
>tells me it was his friend and not his dad
>forgets about me
>1 month later
>find his phone number and prank call him
>he tells me his brother is the ponyfaggot
>mfw

>>573436997
https://www.google.com/search?q=laying+out+cars

>>573417003
I love Jesus a bunchy bunchy

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>>573428024
Oh... oh no... I can't watch the Nostalgia critic ever again. Oh god.

>>573425520
He is a Jewish neo-confederate.

>>573420386
>so long gotta zoom
that's what ur nan said about my dick last night

>>573417517
Jesus fuckign christ

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>>573421627
Lol this is hilarious.

>>573436779
This post is pretty cringe-worthy. Nobody fucking cares about your opinion.

>>573417003
What the fuck is wrong with these people.
hitler was right

>>573441024
i care about his opinion.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxsSj3EHIY

LATER GOOBER!

>>573418778
>I really, really enjoy it

>>573418542

boobs :3

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>>573431556
I choose not to believe this a troll.

>>573441414
Dear god Nathan's adventures are real.
How can that exist?

>>573431260
I feel like I'm Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs.

I found the serial killer.

>>573420386
September 8th to December 27th every day?

Jesus H Bomb Christ this fucker isnt just thirsty, he's DESSICATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgtO-bXyCHk

Not cringe, just saw it and I think it's funny.

>>573425162
>i shouldn't have married a brit

>>573436864

at least he went to a party once in his life

>>573419150
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw
That voice really threw me off guard. He seems like a nice kid with a decent vocabulary, and something about the way he tears into that pizza like a starved wolf reminds me of myself...
8/10 would cringe again.

>>573422872
What the actual fuck, ain't nobody got time to read all this shit, and no one fucking cares either
>into the trash it goes

>>573439027
Don't get why people shit on funnyjunk. It was pretty cancerous for the first few years but it's fine now. And at least their admin isn't an SJW

>>573422856
I think someone didn't understand exactly what happens at card game tournaments because they assumed it was just a kids game

>>573420386
Probably more a troll than cringe. After all, what girl would really have taken the time to put that image together? And why would they blur out his phone number? Also at the bottom, that message makes me think he was the one who got blocked and we're seeing it from his POV. Then again I guess the argument could be made that he wanted to do some self-hating and post it out of sheer masochism.

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>>573418778
>grammer

>>573432870
Sounds like a heartfelt apology. I don't get what's cringeworthy here?

>>573441243
nobody cares about yours either, hotdog boy

>>573422061
I don't know why, but his fucking smile alone makes me cringe

>>573428796
Agreed. WouldKickstartForfeaturelength/10.

>>573418882
It means you're not modest at all if you have to say you're modest

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>>573417517

anyone have the landwhale who was self proclaimed queen of /b/

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>>573441280
>goober
all my keks
my sides are in orbit and have been consumed by a black hole

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>>573416349
does this count

>>573418953
Jeeeeeezus Christ, number 9, look at those fags fighting over who looks the most retarded. So cringe I actually had to try not to be sick.

>>573418906
Is.......is this real. I lost at #1. The first thing got me

>>573417003
>a bunchy-bunchy

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>>573445949
fuck you

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>>573417003
God bless America

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>>573436864
here bro

>>573419126
>lol, I put an r after the word meme! I saw someone do that once, today, it's a meme now right?

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>>573445949

>>573418953
I remember 4 when it first aired, holy shit.

>>573417517
>
Before all of this happened I was a normal guy; fair good shape, I had girls, I had friends, I played sports and was planning to become a doctor.
Then one of my buddies sent me a link for this video..
I opened it and laughed at it at first, then something happened.
I began to feel my neurons shrinking and like trying to escape from my brain, every neural pathway was blocked, like when there is a tsunami coming and people assault the highways to get away from it, chaos, panick, sudden explosions like electroshocks began manifesting with popcorn-popping sounds, it increased any second this video kept going, at half of it I tried an heroic attempt to close the video, but it was too late.. The voices, the music.. The images.. Then a fedora appeared on my head, instantly I had a rush of dopamine-induced euphoria; I realized that I have a superior intellect and produly rejected the religions of stupid sheeps, my neck started growing a majestic patchy beard, my eyes got covered with glasses, my body fat increased exponentially, suddenly I found myself teleported in the basement, then I received a message on my phone, it was my (ex)girlfriend, she told me that I am sweet, nice, a true gentleman. But she didnt quite connect with me anymore, she wanted to be just friends, I wasnt even mad. Girls are expensive and pretentious and they don't understand gentle, nice, caring souls like mine. Only porn does.
Then I found Reddit and 4chan, finally I had a place where people understood me. You cannot imagine my euphoria! I rapidly became a top-poster, respected by my peers and feared by my online enemies.

Look at me now, I am enlightened, I am independent, I can hack your life if I want, make memes against you and order pizzas to your home, this, my friend, is Power, this, my friend, is what I became.

>>573423501
i don't think she shit on that dude
>though he probably would have wanted her to

>>573419516
Probably a clumsy personal army action.

>>573441280
great ass though

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Could you ever cringe harder?