Get ready for autism
I present my OC that happened 2 days ago.
For all my glorious faggots <3
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDKdfHEGA0 [Embed]
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms [Embed]
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM [Embed]
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns [Embed]
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA1Vru44V8 [Embed]
6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG7UbCOYwS0&t=1m18s [Embed]
7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9LrJoVRpc [Embed]
8) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA [Embed]
9) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2Raxl-QZk [Embed]
11) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY [Embed]
13) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU [Embed]
14) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvnuBEulbQ [Embed]
15) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo [Embed]
16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9dTJMxzdp0 [Embed]
17) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4wgjG6EVw [Embed]
18) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbg69Ne8gA [Embed]
19) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfjcazPbNA [Embed]
20) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE [Embed]
21) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZi4h7yaqu8 [Embed]
22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs [Embed]
23) http://youtu.be/LsGLBI2WA7Q [Embed]
25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw [Embed]
26) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM [Embed]
27) http://youtu.be/dxINK2165sI [Embed]
28) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8 [Embed]
29) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyyuV8rtJ8 [Embed]
30) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE [Embed]
31) http://youtu.be/xopAwVYlivw [Embed]
32) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo [Embed]
33) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9LgFPC5g [Embed]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY [Embed] Aitor
34) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI [Embed]
35) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxQgRSF6pc [Embed]
36) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk [Embed]
I am eternally thankful that the internet wasn't as incriminating as it is today when I was growing up....
Why would someone change it from the original?
If they were as uncomfortable as they appeared to be...why did they go through with it?
Holy shit does anyone have the video of a minecraft lets-play with a couple of goofy fucks doing commentary. One makes a shitty joke and the other fucking dies of laughter.
I think it was parody but fuck me it was funny
Mfw my wife bought me this same phone case last year as a surprise. So fucking thankful it didn't fit.
kid looks like a 10 year old filthy frank
The problem is that it never happened
>we're not religous
you lying faggots.
Jewish spells and shit man.
jeez and i thought the potato chip song was full of autism
You know, I have always wondered why everyone on /b/ seems like a depressed NEET who just sulks and masturbates all day. Now I know why. What is the easiest way to commit suicide, /b/?
You think you know autism?... These guys were born in it, moulded by it...
...and you believe that it happened. You would probably make for a great friend for him seeing how fucking stupidly, hilariously credulous you are.
>when he starts laughing
easily the funniest fucking parody i've ever seen
sharing what their passionate about.
Autistic sanic the faghog videos i can understand, but adult baby diaper type shit is just fucking retarded, it's beyond retarded, it's a level of retardation that isn't on the fucking retard meter.
I can top it if that is what you find the worst aspect.
The girl in the second video is him talking to himself, have fun.
> there are people on /b/ too dumb to see this is a troll
I knew a kid who looked literally exactly like that growing up. Ended up growing his hair out, becoming a metalhead and dropping out of high school to make heroin somewhere in West Virginia. Dude used to come into classes fucked UP and I saw him once put a whole drop of LSD into his eye (only reason I knew it was LSD is cause other friends took it normally on tabs he made with the same stuff and they all tripped the fuck out)
No clue where he is at now, he was a great guitarist though.
Dude, if that's a guy, he's so fucked up, if it's a girl, not that much, but still.
Prank call thread
Also skip to 1:18 in this video I guarantee you won't regret it.
How is this cringe?
motherfucking driking a crown, shiny pants like he's just dropped actual mdma at abomb ass 95 festival
blueshirt doesn't even need to pose he's so fucking cool
and look at this green cunt completely oblicvious to the camera he
s fucking rocking out and he do't give a fuck and he's halfway bussed off his export
these guys are fucking boss players
can't believe people don't think this is a joke profile...
anyway that kid could totally pull off his clothes if changed to a less bold hat lost the gloves, other than the suit fits hum very well
This is MirceaKitsune
A sickfuck furnigger faggot who owns a pet snake just so he can get aroused feeding it live animals. Here is his game vore tournament.
And one of his 10/10 quality animations.
I have been looking for doodman on cringe threads for so long, thanks bro
A pedo-christian. Such a fucked up part to show in the vid.
we need to purge these kind of people
3. HAHA, HOLY FUCK, THAT WAS GREAT
4. Jesus christ... If hell exists, she should go.
5. Kek, one of my favorites.
7. Who knew they could do shit as a group relatively sound.
8. TOP KEK
9. kill me
10. Learn to count faggot
11. Giving this kid props for doing this without actually sounding like a complete beta and unconfidant faggot. I clapped at the end.
12. Ya blew it
13. Muh copyright
15. uh, hang on, uh ,um
Requesting the guy that gets rejected on a girls doorstep
And the one of the beta guy just talking to some random girl, who is not interested over a fb chat and talks like this;
>don't be shy! XD *whispers into your ear*
>*nervously steps away*
>*timidly steps forward*
bitch should of fucking prepared bet she doesn't even know how to lay the cars out while this bristly chinned cholo trusting ina triple bypass heart in the cards this loli aint got nothing but a #REKT train to catch and miss before it comes, tryna run and fall watch your tight little body get bisected for all
OC From last year.
This guy wouldn't stop messaging me awhile ago.
Also said he was 15 and in college.
Even in Philippine standards I'm pretty sure that's nearly impossible.
"Very well" says the mother at the end. That's exactly what a mother would say to her little kid. She was obviously dissapointed as fuck. Also look at the father and that old man, you could read "What did we do wrong?" on their faces.
>friends recently got me to watch anime
>really liked Berserk, Space Dandy and Cowboy Bebop
>mfw I see shit like this
If I ever cross that weaboo line I sure hope my friends put me out of my misery
I've been trying to figure out what that is too.
>see this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3shsnVtpE
>add faggot on skype
>call him and tell him he is a faggot and he should kill himself for being a brony
>tells me it was his friend and not his dad
>forgets about me
>1 month later
>find his phone number and prank call him
>he tells me his brother is the ponyfaggot
Oh... oh no... I can't watch the Nostalgia critic ever again. Oh god.
That voice really threw me off guard. He seems like a nice kid with a decent vocabulary, and something about the way he tears into that pizza like a starved wolf reminds me of myself...
8/10 would cringe again.
Probably more a troll than cringe. After all, what girl would really have taken the time to put that image together? And why would they blur out his phone number? Also at the bottom, that message makes me think he was the one who got blocked and we're seeing it from his POV. Then again I guess the argument could be made that he wanted to do some self-hating and post it out of sheer masochism.
all my keks
my sides are in orbit and have been consumed by a black hole
Before all of this happened I was a normal guy; fair good shape, I had girls, I had friends, I played sports and was planning to become a doctor.
Then one of my buddies sent me a link for this video..
I opened it and laughed at it at first, then something happened.
I began to feel my neurons shrinking and like trying to escape from my brain, every neural pathway was blocked, like when there is a tsunami coming and people assault the highways to get away from it, chaos, panick, sudden explosions like electroshocks began manifesting with popcorn-popping sounds, it increased any second this video kept going, at half of it I tried an heroic attempt to close the video, but it was too late.. The voices, the music.. The images.. Then a fedora appeared on my head, instantly I had a rush of dopamine-induced euphoria; I realized that I have a superior intellect and produly rejected the religions of stupid sheeps, my neck started growing a majestic patchy beard, my eyes got covered with glasses, my body fat increased exponentially, suddenly I found myself teleported in the basement, then I received a message on my phone, it was my (ex)girlfriend, she told me that I am sweet, nice, a true gentleman. But she didnt quite connect with me anymore, she wanted to be just friends, I wasnt even mad. Girls are expensive and pretentious and they don't understand gentle, nice, caring souls like mine. Only porn does.
Then I found Reddit and 4chan, finally I had a place where people understood me. You cannot imagine my euphoria! I rapidly became a top-poster, respected by my peers and feared by my online enemies.
Look at me now, I am enlightened, I am independent, I can hack your life if I want, make memes against you and order pizzas to your home, this, my friend, is Power, this, my friend, is what I became.