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Can we just take a few minutes to reflect on how great The United States of America is?
>Strongest military
>Most influential economy
>Best food
>Best beer
>Hottest women
>Land of Freedom
>Superior technology
>Smartest scientistsI
>Best movies
>Best music
>Superior trucks

Prove me wrong /b/.
>Pro tip: Don't try
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Why would anyone disagree with you OP?
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>>573348261

But it's all for nothing because of your incompetent government, and the mass nigger population and drug problem.

To solve these things.

>Deport all niggers.
>Close the borders,
>Shoot all cartel on sight trying to come over. >Nuke mexico.
>Get a white president

You got some work to do son
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>>573348261
I can buy weed legally.
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>>573348261
>Best food
>Mcdonalds
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Everybody slags on the US and it ain't perfect, but godamn - 'MERICA!
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>>573348261
bad bait
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>>573348261
>best beer
As an American, that's complete bullshit. Germany has some good shit.
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I'm British and spent 3 months this summer road tripping your lovely country and I agree. However, your police are shit and the amount of black people is quite annoying. Food is way too greasy but the South has the best, even though the rest of the country hates the south I love it. Women there are better compared to east/west coast. Overall everyone living here seems to base their lives on how much they own/how much money they have/how good their job is. I love the country but there are some things I dislike about the place.
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Wrong economy is shit.
We do not have the best beer food or hottest women
We have the fattiest food and women
What freedom? You have no freedom
Average movie length in America- 2hours.
Average movie from Bollywood? 4-6 hours with intermissions, songs, epic but wildly unbelievable fight scenes with a shit ton of slow mo action
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>>573349048
>4-6 hours movie length
>implying thats better
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>>573349048
agree with all points except the indian films
they aren't good.

they really aren't.
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I'll also add your humour and understanding of it is generally terrible. You guys take things too seriously and get offended. Guys on nights out try and act macho to win girls over when all you need to do is make them laugh. You have way too many adverts on tv and radio, but they are fucking funny some of them compared to Britain. Radio plays the same songs every hour which is shit. Tosh.0 is fucking brilliant. You guys can't drink to save your lives. Bars typically close at 2AM when in the UK it's still packed. Bud light is glorious though.

Dress sense over there is terrible. Fuel is way cheaper. People are way friendlier and welcoming to you. Friends don't have banter with each other compared to the UK. If friends teased each other they'd take it personally. Sonic is brilliant too.
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>>573348530
>smartest scientists
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>>573348261
Iol your post proves nothing. Things will be things as it is and USA is not like it's described above. So OP is just another faggot walking through breathing through his fat man tits. Make sure you buy an iron chair next time!
>inb4 mad
im out you faggot cum dumster. Yea facial on your fat man boobs
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Agree with all points except smartest scientists. Asians are smarter.
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>>573348261
Maybe, among the top three, but more eager to make a show of it
Not anymore
No
NO
maybe, disproportionate amount of hambeasts
maybe, fifty years ago
no, below Japan and on par with Canada and western Europe
no, average among the best
no, subjective
no, subjective
.....maybe
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>>573349048
>economy is shit
>all the rest are opinions.

Stay mad eurofaggot
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>>573348261
Not to worry. obama is doing his best to change all that.
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Best beer
hahahhaahahahahahahhahannababababahabhahabbabahahahahhahaahba
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>>573348261
>best beer
>budwieser, miller, coors
Want to try again? Growing up in America is the sole reason I DON'T drink any beer, since American beers have permanently poisoned me.
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>>573350768
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>573350549
He''s clearly american too you dumb cunt. How does GDP relate to quality of life and standard of living? Probably not that great. Your country is bigger than almost all in Europe so yes it will be higher, the same with your population. I imagine life is relatively similar in your country to ours so it's not like the GDP reflects a huge gap in how good it is to live in your country.
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http://www.gofundme.com/Ride-For-Veterans 'Murica.
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>>573348261
I can fuck 15 year olds, could buy alcohol when at 16, and enjoy beer whenever i wanted, as there is no rule for underage drinking here
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Nope. Shithole populated by niggers and other manners of shitbags. Third world education system + majority of xtians = population of brain dead motherfuckers. Also you're all fat as shit. Friendly, though. Friendly shit-for-brains fat xtians niggers and spics.
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>>573348806
My nigga
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>>573352003

Netherlands?
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>>573352003
Nobody actually follows the drinking law. It's stupidly easy to get alcohol if you're underage.
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>>573349012
I agree, and I was born and raised in Texas. I loved Britain too. We all got problems, but it's not as bad as everyone on /b/ makes it out to be. It just takes a few to make a stereotype.
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>>573348261
OP is 100% objectively right. These faggots are just butmad because they don't have freedom!
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>>573349745
Sonic is brilliant?

Fuck that. I'm American, and I HATE fast food. Shit is poison, and only poor people eat it cuz they can't afford to eat healthy. Henceforth, obesity.
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>>573352542
Texas has terrible roads, the worst I drove on when I was out there. Houston I'll never visit again but Austin was great for nightlife. Seems as though the whole state was having road works done. And the rain - I've never driven in anything like it. The South has the friendliest people you will ever meet. Older people in the UK are usually afraid of talking to younger people but over there they didn't care. I love the music and dem accents man. Plus everything is just a nice pace there, driving is easy and not rushed, definitely visiting many places there again in the next few years.
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>>573348261
>>Best food

nope

>Best beer

You gotte be joking...

>Hottest women

*fattest women

>Land of Freedom

Land of surveillance

>Best music

Nope

Pic related, average 'murican women.
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>>573348261
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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>>573348261
you sure are ignorant
>>Strongest military
sure
>>Most influential economy
china is very likely to take that title soon
>>Best food
greasy burgers is not best food
>>Best beer
best beer 2014 was from belgium
>>Hottest women
scandinavia.
>>Land of Freedom
*controlled by the jews. inb4 >>>/pol/
(seriously though, i think hong kong was voted the freest land)
>>Superior technology
japan
>>Smartest scientistsI
dunno about right now, but ; einstein, newton, tesla, galileo, davinci, darwin, bohr, turing.
none of them americans.
>>Best movies
correct
>>Best music
maybe select artists.
>>Superior trucks
i have never owned an american manufactured vehicle so can't comment on that

/autism
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>>573348261
>Strongest military
True
>Most influential economy
True
>Best food
Try shittiest food. It's actually really bad, and the sad part is that Americans don't know this. Like, name me one food that America is known for. Protip: You can't
>Best beer
I don't drink, honestly. I couldn't tell you.
>Hottest women
Nope, theres a lot of fat chicks here in the us, and because america is so liberal in their family cultures (and because society is really individualistic) i find that a lot of them are sassy, stuck up. Almost like you faggots actually get turned on by that shit.
>Land of Freedom
Well, it is free. Yes.
>Superior technology
True.
>Smartest scientistsI
Debatable. You guys have the most scientists.
>Best movies
Eh, sure.
>Best music
Nope, I have more english artists on my phone than american ones.
>Superior trucks
Who the fuck cares about trucks.
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>>573353319
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>>573353062
Nothing like Sonic exists in the UK, I loved the whole concept of it and we were driving hundreds of miles a day so stopped off there many times. Yeah the food isn't great but I'd definitely visit there again. The food is one of my main bad points whenever I'm stateside. I'm hungry but never have an appetite.
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>>573353401
10/10 agreeable
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>>573349012
>>573349745
>>573352542
>>573353160
This is now an Ameribro and Eurofriend thread.
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>>573352965
>>573353323
>>573353435
>>573353710
you should seek professional help.

that or you are simply a 12 year old autist who got bored with counterstrike
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your beer is shit its so fucking close to water my 5 year old bro can drink it, your food is so unhealthy and bland its like youre eating fucking plastic, also your country is full of arrogant douchebags like you
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>>573348261
>best beer

laughed hard at this one.
german fag reporting in
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Call me when you have free health system and a decent public college system.
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>Strongest military
Sure
>Most influential economy
Yepp but you are so reliant on china
>Best food
Fuck no, most of "your" food is from EU and the mcdonalds bullshit tastes like shit
>Best beer
Nope Germany and Denmark got that
>Hottest women
Scandinavia/aryan women
>Land of Freedom
you dont even make it to top 10(UN)
>Superior technology
yepp,
>Smartest scientistsI
Hmm, no?
>Best movies
Hell yeah you do! but i would like to say many of the best actors are EU and australian
>Best music
Nonono, Holland and Germany
>Superior trucks
= Smallest dicks
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>>573348261
>>Strongest military
that works for the super rich
>>Most influential economy
fed owned by europeans
>>Best food
gmo
>>Best beer
could be. dont know
>>Hottest women
not really. if you like sluts
>>Land of Freedom
lol. enjoying your police state
>>Superior technology
made in israel
>>Smartest scientistsI
from europe
>>Best movies
if you like movies made for children
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>>573353368
Chins has already taken that title. It actually just happened earlier this week with China set to completely overtake the American economy before 2014 ends.
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>>573354253
>>573354060
>>573353401
>>573353368
/thread
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>>573354015
>free

Yeah that shit comes out of thin fucking air
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>>573348261
God I love the USA
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>best movies
Nigger, american movies are mostly shit and made for young kids.
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>>573354015
>free health system
>implying yours is free

The difference is that we each for our own health insurance individually while you're taxed on it. I'd rather pay for my own than have to pay for others. Besides, if you have a decent job, your employer will pay it for you.
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>>573351632
Hes clearly not American at all.

Europe has 200 million more people than the US.

The U.S has higher GDP per capita than every other european country.

The quality of life is fucking amazing here, one of the reasons why theres so many fat people.

Congratulations you're stupid in 4 different ways.
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>>573354621
Aerospace machinist reporting
Can confirm 100%
Great fucking healthcare, costs me $48/month everything covered, emergency, medication, office visits, surgery, etc
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>>573354524
>Shawshank Redemption
>Saving Private Ryan
>Pulp Fiction
>Silence of the Lambs
>Schindler's List
>made for kids
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>>573354621
good point
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>>573353935
You're just mad because of my freedom!


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>>573351554
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>573354935
Shawshank is a book
Private Ryan is a dumb as fuck explosionfest that completely ignores a ton of other countries contributions to the war.
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>>573353368
>hong kong freest land
>thinks "greasy burgers" is the only food Americans eat
>china isn't influential at all. Do you watch Chinese movies? listen to Chinese music? does your government listen to the Chinese leader? are you using a Chinese operation system right now?

China doesnt have shit on America

2\10 for making me reply
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>>573354935
>mostly shit and made for young kids.
Those you mention are nothing special and are a minority to what consists of american movies.
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>>573354921
This. European healthcare is generally held to a standard whereas if I wanted to to, I could spend a bit more and get god-tier healthcare.
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>>573348530
So what you are telling me is that even though most people in america dont believe in evolution they still have more GDP per capita than every country but norway
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>>573348261
>Strongest military
true
>most influential economy
true
>superior technology
In certain areas, true
The rest are either down to opinion, only true in specific areas or bollocks.
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>>573348261
nobody fucking likes you - give it up.
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>>573351313
micobrews faggot
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>>573355159
sublte trolling is subtle
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USA USA USA!
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>>573355352
In America as long as you're smart and have a good job you pay nothing and get the best.
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>>573355223
>implying anyone but the U.S. and Soviets contributed
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god, europeans are hilarious.

unintentionally, though
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>>573355375
>implying people around the world believe in a evolution theory
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>>573348261
> best food
American food is shit unless you like the taste of grease.
> hottest women
American women are shit unless you like 400lb (from all the grease) feminazis.
> land of freedom
lol
> best music
double lol
> superior trucks
Sorry about your penis bro.
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USA USA USA!!!
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>Strongest military
yup
>Most influential economy
yup, but also in a negative way
>Best food
Not in your fucking life.
>Best beer
Come to Belgium
>Hottest women
hahahah... NO
>Land of Freedom
yes, except when you're black, mexiacan, gay etc.
>Superior technology
maybe
>Smartest scientists
some
>Best movies
*most well known movies
>Best music
nope
>Superior trucks
Ok, i give you that one
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>>573355223
How the fuck does it ignore tons of other countries contributions?

Its a fictional story of a tiny squad trying to get some kid back to his mother.

Its a great movie and theres a reason it won metric shit tons of awards.
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>>573355520
Alright brother, all American blood.

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>>573356256
FUCK YEAH!

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>>573354775
Quality of life is better in Scandinavia, if you don't know where that is on a map I'll gladly point it out to you. You compared the whole of Europe to America for population but not for GDP, make your mind up. As a whole I'm sure Europe has a higher population and GDP than the US. Everyone is fat because the food is not as good and they have less money to spend on healthier food so buy bulk frozen or eat fast food. Sure as hell doesn't sound like a better quality of life. You can't cross the road anywhere you like out of fear of being arrested. I love America but you need to be a little less narrow minded. And yeah that guy is American as he said "We don't have the best food/beer" and "our women are the fattest". Pretty obvious fella.
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>>573356575
We got ourselves a jealous Yuropoor!
USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>573354621
i make 84K/year, thats around 46k after taxes, which provides me healthcare, free school to university level (does not apply to me anymore, but it will for my children when i get to that point in my life) and the country does not look like it has been through a war recently, theres no homeless people, and the government takes action against whatever social issues there may be out there. with all this i can live with paying 38k in taxes.
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>>573356880
how does usa look like it has been through a war? the war barely affected anyone here.
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>>573353401
OP's list is shit, this is 100% accurate though
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>>573356738
Not even remotely if you have read any of my posts thus far you'll have seen that I spent 3 months there this summer and loved it, travelling more of the country than you and most of your population ever will. I'd move there in a heartbeat if I could I'm just saying quality of life is not as good as it is in some European places.

NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE.
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>>573356575
Either you didn't read what i wrote or you just don't know how to read

I guees ill just write everything over again so your tiny brain can understand.

Europe has almost twice the population of America, (200 million people more) and still only has a about 1-2 trillion more GDP, which is pretty much nothing.

I'll state this for you again. The U.S has more GDP per capita than any other nation in europe. Besides Norway and Luxembourg, but that's just because they have very tiny population so it doesn't really count.

And don't act like you know shit about why Americans are fat. The food here is AMAZING, every European ive talked to that has visted America has agreed. But also food here is about 30-50% cheaper than the rest of the world. You can fill your entire fridge for only about 30-40 bucks. Along with the fact that theres fast food restaurants on every corner and you can get an entire meal for 5 bucks.

It's not because we "buy bulk frozen food and our food is shit". its the opposite really, our food is delicious, cheap, and everywhere. spend ONE day in the U.S and you'd see that.
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>>573356809
These fucking memes belong in a cringe thread, it hurts to look at them
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>>573350549

Europe: 16,584 (2012)
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>>573348261
fuck yea i love america so fucking much god damn
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>superior trucks

toppestkek.mkv
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>>573357389
i didn't imply america did, i just emphasized that my country spends a lot of money on renovating things.
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>Do you watch Chinese movies?
I'll take that shit over hollywood puke anyday
>thinks "greasy burgers" is the only food Americans eat
Maybe not, but its the most common
>does your government listen to the Chinese leader?
No, but neither do the chinese kek
>are you using a Chinese operation system right now?
Again with the OS shit. What THE FUCK does it take you people to understand that the fact that you use Shitdows 8.1 doesn't mean dick if you don't have a machine to run it on? And guess who makes those? In the meantime, why don't you shove MUH FREEDOM up your stinkin' illiterate ass and stop fucking the whole world cause you have no oil?

pic related niggerfag.
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>>573348261
>Trucks are good
>Trucks
>Trucks
>I like trucks
>Trucks
>I love trucks
>Lets drive american trucks
>omg I love trucks
>America has the best trucks
>Holy shit trucks
>trucks
skcurt<
>American trucks best trucks
>America is best because TRUCKS
>Trucks
>I see having the best trucks as a positive trait for a country to have also I want to kill myself
>Trucks
>I'm a fucking redneck who likes trucks
>trucks
>TRUCKS
>trucks
>Fuck the only thing I love more than TRUCKS is having a two digit IQ
>TRUCKS
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>>573355501
topkek
>implying American microbreweries hold a candle to European beers
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The butt mad in this thread. Europoors can't except the facts over their hurt emotions. They wish they had FREEDOM!

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World highest debt
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>>573358396
lmfao this made me lol thank you.
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>>573358709
>except
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>>573353368
> but ; einstein, newton, tesla, galileo, davinci, darwin, bohr, turing.
none of them americans.

I wouldn't put einstein, newton, turing in that list. Those people are not even human, but I would go as far and argue that the US does have lots of scientists to the likes of tesla, galileo, and darwin. They're smart, but I wouldn't say they are scientific giants though.

But yeah, we mass produce, no, we shit out Tesla's and Darwin's every year more than China shits low-quality, hand-me-down American products.
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>>573358594
didn't imply anything. was just saying america does have some damn good beer. not just coors and bud. also some of the small micro breweries. actually i'm sure some do hold a candle in a blind taste test.
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>>573358396
>thinks his personal opinions represent all of europe.

Europeans consume American movies and music like it was crack. This is fact, not a personal opinion.

dont have a machine to run it on? literally every part of my computer was built in the U.S. What the fuck are you on about.
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>>573358396
Have no oil almost all of our oil come from Alaska faggot
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>>573358709
Oh no I can't EXCEPT the fact that I'm not a fucking retard who can't spell what the fuck should I do.
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>>573359070
he spelled it right just used the wrong word
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>>573359146
This is possibly the smartest thing the government could've done.
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>>573359005
Oil, terrorists, itsallthesame.
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Anyone who disagrees with the best beer is not a an avid beer drinker. Granted other countries do put out great beer like cantillion, du de ciel amongst others but the great U S of A has hands down the best beer in the world. Dem bourbon countys doe
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http://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/2gmgmt/oc_billybob_space_trucker/

yes I know, redditshit but just read it
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>>573353401
Who's that chick?
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>>573359381

No clue. Did you try reverse search?
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>>573358987
Did I say that I represent yurop? Fuck off.
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>>573359146
Congress did that not the nigger
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>>573358396
well microjew wangblows sure isn't free. thats why i use linux :^)
>>573355286
>china isn't influential at all
oh please. how would you celebrate the 4.th of july with no fireworks?!?
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>>573359316

USA has the best craft beer in the world hands down. Unfortunately When most of the world thinks of American beer, they think of shitty Budweiser, Coors and Miller which are basically watery puss beer
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>>573348261
>run by corrupt bankers
>nobody's a virgin, we're all fucked by the government
>taxes on breathing
>is called the "land of the free", has the highest incarceration rate
>indoctrination in schools (pledge of allegiance is retarded)
>media is corrupt af
>spying on the nation harder than even George Orwell could think up
>Indefinite detention (NDAA)
>Freedoms are thrown away for false security (e.g. Patriot Act)
>Divided into two parties that spend all their time blaming all problems on the other side without thinking of productive solutions
>we have a growing national debt only increases and worsens daily
>debt, debt, debt, debt everywhere, enslavement through debt
>we terrorize other nations for money and political gain, causing countless deaths of young american men and also endless scores of innocents in the middle east ranging from babies to old men
>could keep ranting but this is retarded, hope you faggots get the point now

Tl;Dr: America is the most corrupt country in the world, we terrorize other nations for political gain, and we are run by crazy people who want to take over the world. America sucks
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hey guys i'm french
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>>573359070
>>573359237

Yeah, I dun goofed but I was multitasking and forgot my place in another thread as well. Americans are human too Europoor.
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>>573359608
Budweiser is not an American company
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>>573348261
Strongest military and Best movies are the only things needed to be mentioned. Everything else develops from those two. Military enforces dominance over other countries, maintaining advantages gained through world trade and strength of the US dollar. The movies instill ideas of American superiority and help to manipulate other cultures around the world to be more like America.
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>>573359598
actually, I do too.
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More like
>easiest bitches
>laziest mother fuckers
>food okay
>economy okay
>druggiest
Yea OP shut the fuck up
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bullshit
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>Best food
>Best beer
>Hottest women
>Superior technology
>Smartest scientists
>Best music

Those are debatable, agree with you apart from that (britfag here)
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>>573359508
>Do you watch Chinese movies?
I'll take that shit over hollywood puke anyday

Shit man, sucks when the other peson knows how to copy paste.
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I don't know guys, my family immigrated here and this shit is the best. It has everything we didn't have in Europe. I can hunt, and really eat the food, I can really do whatever I want, unless I kill anyone or steal pretty much. The outdoors here are great, this place is so big, it is like 1/4 desert, some part plains, swamps, beaches, even some tundra if you are into that.

Plus each state is like a different country because of its legal systems, if you hate one states taxes, then drive an hour or so and live there. It really is the best, for me at least. However, this doesn't mean im not visiting Europe and going back sometimes, there's good people all over the Earth.

I think we should be happy about what our countries have, and not laugh at what other countries don't.
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>>573357982
>spend ONE day in the U.S and you'd see that

I got back last week from 90 days in America as I've said 3 or 4 times now so really terrific from you. Selective reading. Food is definitely cheaper in some areas but certainly not 30-50% at all. I thought it would be when I went out there but it's simply not the case. I've travelled far more of your own country than you have so I've had first hand experience. Fuel certainly is about 50% cheaper than here in the UK though. Food really isn't delicious when you try Italian out in Italy or Mexican out in Mexico which I'm guessing you probably have not.
The US is my favourite place to visit and I've been 4 times now covering a lot of land, I'm not slating the country compared to you guys slating others. That's something I mentioned previously, you take everything to heart and can't take criticism when the rest of us in Europe take it with a pinch of salt and laugh and agree with you. But that's British humour for you, too sophisticated and respected.
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hey guys!!!! i'm french
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>>573350549 see
>>573349012
>Overall everyone living here seems to base their lives on how much they own/how much money they have/how good their job is.

>>573351313
you guys have a few decent craft brews but they still have a lot of catching up to do compared to europe

>>573352394
but still not as stupidly easy as walking into a shop and legally buying it, 21 is ridiculous and says quite a lot about what your government thinks of you.

>>573352965
troll but hello to the nsa agents crawling 4chin :D:D:D:D

>>573354621
newsflash they have taxes in murrica OMG right?

>>573355303
70's/80's american films are alright, now you're all obsessed with what's going to bring the biggest box office gross. not conducive to good cinema.

>>573355375
correlation =/= causation

no-ones pointed it out yet but US remakes of UK TV shows are really dumbed down and bland so as not to offend your delicate murrican sensibilities.
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>>573354315
Isn't that news based on PPP? By nominal GDP, China accounts just more than 60% of that of America.
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>>573360414
>hey guys!!!! i'm french

Go shove a baguette up your ass fgt. You're lucky we decided to save your ass in WW2.
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Idk about the rest but i guess you did not see yet a romanian girl
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>>573349012
>says he loves the south

>complains about black people
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China overtook USA as the largest economy this week.
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we had le général de gaulle he was a warrior i love him so much <3 <3 <3
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>>573357982
Wrong.

Meat and poultry in Europe is grass fed, which is healthier for the animals, and healthier for us to eat, as the U.S raises meat and poultry with corn in sheds, causing the meat to be full of oils and fats.

Europe food is always going to be healthier Amerishits, accept it.
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>>573348261
>Strongest military - true
>Most influential economy - true
>Best food - not at all
>Best beer - nope, germany and neighbours
>Hottest women - you know you are the most obesed people right?
>Land of Freedom - nope
>Superior technology - along with a few other countries, yes
>Smartest scientistsI - this is just dumb
>Best movies - at least biggest, most professional and most influental movie industry
>Best music - same as movies
>Superior trucks - nope, russia has them

wait, am i autistic?
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>smartest scientists

Bitch do you know where are your scientists are fro? mostly Europe (Hungary,Germany) <--- the main countries your "smart" scientists are from. On the beer part those 2 countries beat you amerifats. Food? have you ever tried Hungarian food? Hottest women? 300pound landwhale is not the kind of hot that makes me horny. I could list up more things that your country sucks ass but this will be enough butthurt for amerifats.
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>>573360971
shut up
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i try to post a reply this place is so great
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>>573360542
What are you talking about? The NSA help keep us free.
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>>573353319
>average 'murican women.

Are you fucking kidding me? It might be because I live in the North West but I literally see someone like that once every two weeks.
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i'm so happy to meet new friends here
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>>573359493
I did, sadly
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