Share your most offensive, socially unacceptable, cancerous shit piles of jokes.
>What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?
"Jeg er litt kald på bena sa mannen, og så flerret han opp to bebier og tredde de på føttene."
I was eating out my Grandmother when I tasted horse cum. Then I realised.
>"Oh, that's how she died"
How do you pick up chicks in Auschwitz?
>with a vacuum cleaner
What's long and black?
>The KFC line
A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi are standing on the corner when a little boy walks by.
The Minister says "What a lovely child."
The Priest says "Lets fuck him."
And the Rabbi says "Out of what?"
If you're implying I was being serious...
>two posts with reaction images of the same character
>because why not
Welcome to 4chan, who the fuck was your guide?
A son asks his dad the difference between theoretically and realistically.
Dad says that's hard to answer but i have an idea! Ask your mom if she would fuck the neighbor for a million dollars.
Son returns and says Mommy says yes.
Dad says now ask your sister if she would.
Son comes back and says she says hell, yes.
Dad says now go ask your brother if he would.
Son comes back and says, no, but he would he would suck his dick for half a million.
Dad says there you go son, that's your answer. Theoretically, we're sitting on two and a half million bucks, son. Realistically, we live with 2 sluts and a cocksucker.
What do you feel when you see a nigger running across the field?
I grew up catholic when I was a kid, the thing I hated most about church was the constant standing, sitting and kneeling. I mean, if you're gonna fuck me in the ass just do it! Enough of this changing positions shit you stupid priest.
what do you say to a black man wearing a suit
>will the defendant please rise
you know when youre driving down the road smoking a cigarette, and you finish and flick it out the window, but then as you keep driving you start to smell something burning, so you look in the back seat, and grandmas masturbating?
A woman went to the hospital after having gone into labor. As soon as she arrived, she was sent to the delivery room.
The doctor walks in shortly after, plays catch with the baby, looks at it, and then SMASHES it against the wall.
The woman, completely distraught, screams at the doctor; "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
The doctor, smiling, replies "Just kidding, it was already dead."
Why had shover heads in Auschwitz 11 holes?
>Jews have 11 fingers
How long does it take for a turkish woman to take out the trash?
Why was there only 2 Paul Bearers at the niggers funeral
There are only 2 handles on a trash can
It would appear you've miscarried!
the denominator carries over
*insert Jimmy Carr-esque misscariage joke here*
What's the best part about being an uncircumcised cowboy?
>Keeping your chewing tobacco in your foreskin
Hahaha, fuck you man, I'll have to ask someone at ISS to send my sides back down.
What do you call a shed full of Mexicans?
What do you call a shed full of black people?
Thread got the shit dried to me asshole! Nice going OP, that really takes some skill!
A hiker came across a kid in the forest. The young boy was crying next to his dead parents. The hiker asked what happened, and the kid said "my mommy and daddy had a bad fight and daddy shot mommy and then he shot himself and now they won't wake up". The hiker crouched down to comfort the kid, then he stood back up and said "Geez kid, this is not your fucking day." as he unzipped his pants.
What's the safest time to fuck a woman who is bleeding menstruation-blood from her vaginal-mucus orifice?
> Anytime, AFTER you're finsihed fucking her sister.
A little boy is watching a building burn down. He turns to his mom and says "This is horrible. Property will be destroyed and everyone in there is going to die." His mom told him that everything would be okay once the fire department got there. The boy asked "Who are the fire department." His mom said "You'll see." A few minutes later, he hears sirens and sees flashing lights. Firemen in full gear start running into the building to rescue people; others start quickly putting out the fire. No one is hurt; very little damage is done. The boy is so impressed that he proudly tells his mom "Wow mom, they saved all those people. I know what I want to do when I grow up. I want to be a fireman." His mother shakes her head and casually replies "Oh Tommy, you're not gonna grow up. You have leukemia."
Why did the nigress giving birth on the side of the road receive a ticket?
She was littering.
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
Whats long and hard on a nigger?
What happens to black people after they die?
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
And my personal favorite:
Why do niggers have red eyes after sex?
you do realize of course that the human body produces about 7 lbs of ashes, much of which is actually human bones that have been ground up. thus not even one person's "ashes" would be able to fit in the average automobile's ashtray.
Why wasn't Hitler invited to the barbeque?
>He had a tendency of burning the franks
Why did the blonde ( transexual christain american hispanic non-virgin 15-year-old blind lesbian quadriplegic ebola-patient ) climb over the glass wall?
> She wanted to see what was on the other side.
you do realize people have been fitting 6 million jews in the ashtrays of small cars in jokes since 1945 right?
How can you tell a black girl had sex?
Her dad left used Watermelon Flavored Condoms in her crib...Actually this is a stupid joke; Black men never wear condoms. Or are part of their kids' lives.
why do jews watch porn backwards?
> so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy.
what is the differnece between harry potter and a jew?
> harry did escape from the chamber
>The Fappe.nni.n.g Full C.oll.ec.ti.on
tinyurl*com/fappenning (switch * to dot)