a black and a mexican jump off a building to see who can hit the ground first, who wins?
a cadillac with 4 niggers in it goes over a cliff. wanna hear the worst part?
a cadillac seats 5
white girl goes to a bar and meets a black guy and they hit it off. they start having a couple of drinks and after a whiel decide to leave together. on the way to the car the white girls asks "is it true what they say about black guys?" the black guy says "yeah" and she says "prove it" so he stabs her 37 times and takes her purse
Why did the jew stop in the middle of the highway?
>he saw a penny on the road
How long does it take for a niggeress to take a shit?
Whats the difference between a park bench and a nigger?
>one can support a family and the other can't
Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
How do you blindfold a chink?
>with a rubber band
trick question: you didnt designate the number of degree of freedoms, therefore the question is unsolveable.
>Chinese guy skips rocks across watah
>Black man sees
>"Wuz gud mane, whatchu skippin' rocks foe?"
>"Skipping wocks caw ancestah"
>"Whatchu mean bruh?"
>Skips wock acwoss watah
>Black guy is amazed
>" Ay yo lemme try dat"
>Black man skips rock across water
An apple and a nigger fall out of a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?
The apple. The rope catches the nigger.
What's a Jewish dilemma?
A Chinaman and a Greek have their own restaurants right next to each other. Every day, the Greek goes out and asks the Chinaman "What's the special today, Chinaman?" Angrily, the Chinaman responds "Flied Lice!" The Greek always laughs and goes back into his restaurant.
This goes on for weeks, and every day it's the same thing, "Flied Lice!" and the Greek always laughs at him and walks off. Finally, the Chinaman gets tired of this and one day the Greek walks out, as usual and asks the Chinaman "What's the special today, Chinaman?" Angrily, the Chinaman responds "F-FRIED RICE, you plucking gleek!"
There's the classics, of course.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 5 in the ashtray.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free.
how many americans can you fit in a Volkswagen? 1 if you cut off the roof and use a crowbar to lever in the folds of fat
whats the difference between an American and a pizza? a pizza is only 60% fat
why do americans have such big noses? snorting cheeseburgers
whats a german tank in jewish ghetto called?
whats a jew with a gas tank?
whats a jew with 2 gas tanks?
how man jews can you fit into a vw-golf?
-100 ... 4 on the seats and the rest in the ashtray
whats the tallest and the shortes jew?
-4m jet of flame and 30cm ashe cloud
whats the difference between a bucket full of shit and a nigger?
4 niggers drive over cliff. whats wrong?
-the car could have seated 5
a nigger and a spic is in a car. Who is driving?
why was a long cord streched all over a Ethopia?
-so that the children can play in the shade
how do you get 100 Ethopians into phone cabine?
-Tell them there are some crumbs in there
how do you get another 100 into the same phone cabine?
-Tell them there are some leftovers
>walking down the street
>minding my own business
>see a nigger coming towards me
>...Does that nigger have a parrot on his shoulder?
>nigger comes closer towards me
>WTF that nigger actually has a parrot on his shoulder
>nigger is almost crossing me
>I've got to ask him about that parrot
>Hey! That's just crazy man! Does he talk? Can he really talk?
>Parrot says: I don't know man I just bought this guy..
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None, the just beat the room for being dark
Theres a white family, mexican family and a nigger family. They all live in a 3 story apartment building. White on top. Mexicans on 2nd and niggers on bottom. A fire breaks out. Which family survives?
>the white family because both kids were at school and both parents were at work.
I saw this black guy walking down the street carrying this really nice TV. I watched him for a bit then thought "Oh shit I think that's mine!" then I realized it couldn't be, my was at home shining my shoes.
What do ya call 1000 blacks in a field?
>Good old days.
Lol wut? Why would his tv be shining his shoes? Is it a joke like saying white people have more money so they can afford robot tvs that do stuff like shine shoes but african Americans don't?
At least he has a tv, I'll give him props for that. I didn't have a tv growing up..
There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
They find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want."
So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done.
Then he says to the black guy "What do you want?" and the black guy says, "I want all my black brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa.
Then he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
Pretty much. Could you imagine America with nothing but white people? Shit would be nice. You could practically leave all your doors and windows open at night while you sleep and you'd still be safe
A nigger, a jew and a lesbian walk into a bar.
The jew asks the bartender: "have you met my lesbian friend?"
"no" says the bartender, who was actually the nigger :D
No silly buns it's like his slave! You see in times unfortunately gone by, blacks (or negros as they were affectionately labeled) were ruthlessly taken from their squalid homeland and into a life of servitude to the glorious white American masterace. then the blood traitor Abe Lincoln freed them all and won the civil war, but at the time they were still considered to be second class citizens. over the years, they have integrated more successfully and now enjoy the same legal and social freedoms as all Americans. However, having the cranial capacity of children and no desire to learn, the only thing they retain in their puny nigger minds is a sense of entitlement brought on by their forced emigration to the US. Implying that the black is shining my shoes implies that he is my slave, and since it's still a bit of a tender subject a black would generally find that implication to be offensive. This offensive nature against a particular group of people based solely on their race is what makes jokes like these racist and warrants these fantastic threads!
> completely aware you're trolling
> respond anyway
> why do I perpetuate this problem
A truck delivering bowling balls through the south gets in an accident and spill its cargo all over the road. Immediately the locals rush to the scene with sledgehammers and pickaxes, smashing the bowling balls to bits. The driver - fearing all the lost inventory yells, "What the hell are you doing?!"
The crowd exclaims, "Smashing all these nigger eggs before they hatch!"
A cis-scum privileged and a transqueer fem-parrotwalk into a bar. The cis-scum don't check his privilege and becomes locked in a state of perpetual white guilt and rainbows fire out his ass.
A furry is voted president. The end.
What's the difference between a nigger and a chimp?
My girlfriend didn't get a train run on her by a gang of chimps at my birthday party in front of my family,that dirty fucking whore.
That was beautiful, anon
Not proud of this.
How many policemen do you need to throw a black man down the stairs?
> None, he fell.
What is black, has eight eyes and makes women scream?
What's white on top and black at the bottom?
A humongous underage faggot and a totally cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything go on an online messageboard.
The totally cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything posts a really funny joke.
"your joke wasn't funny", the humongous underage faggot says.
The humongous underage faggot was also Jewish.
Did you know that you actually aren't allowed to make up words in quotations? You probably want to go back to school because you might get hurt on the internet. Oh, and could you please tell your parents I'm sorry that they have such a piece of worthless shit child?
a country full of nice people like these
I'm from from a country that has higher gdp then any country that has more then 1% of any kind of negroids. I can basicaly sleep in front of my house, with all doors open, a huge bag of money laying there, and I would still have higher chance of winning a lottery then getting robed. So I don't know....just a coincidence I guess? The only thing it would prolly happen is, that one of my neighbours would pick up that bag, and return it inside my house and after that tuck me under a nice blanket.
You disgusting leftiest can't know how it is to live in a white country plus you are being ran by jews. No wonder you think all human races are the same. Its a sad thing that you can't see the obvious facts like...ever wondered why there are so many negroids in basketball, atlethics and some other sports? If our muscles aren't build the same, why not our brains? I won't say that any race of humans deserves less rights...but fuck! Why deny the obvious differences! The same shit is happening with feminazis; am a wiman and just as stronk as any man!.... Yea right...but that doesn't mean women are worse at everything, or that they are of any lesser value as males.
right I've got a few, brits will like these:
ever wondered why muslims cant have a drink? Mohammeds child bride couldnt get served at the bar.
I was trying to make my way down a busy street but couldnt get far because of all the people, thats when i noticed a large black man walking around selling trinkets and tourist stuff, so i said to the man I've lost my wife, i'll give you £500 if you can find her "sure, whats her name?" he said, it's ivy, ivy bowler I told him. thank fully after 5 minutes of shouting that theres no one in the way anymore.
two blacks are walking along when they notice a beauty parlour is offering skin whitening for £10, the first black says "i've only got a £20 note, so i'll get mine done and give you the change so you can have yours done" sure enough he returns an hour later as a white man, and his friend asks "do you have my £10 then?" to which he replies
" fuck off, i dont give money too niggers "
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch..
Why do you not run over a nigger on a bike?
It might be your bike.
Why do white people go to black peoples' garage sales?
To get their stuff back.
A math Problem: If I have 5 bicycles, and Jamal takes 1 of them.. What color is Jamal?
niggers. moot is a dirty feminist loser.
Why do blacks get red eyes after sex?
Misanthropy is the peak of edginess though, 95% of people who claim to have this view are 14 year olds who listen to black metal, very few people actually hate everyone.
Common mistake. Chinese Mandarin speakers can actually pronounce "r", and do so all the time. For example 人 pronounced "ren". In fact the Beijing dialect (and most of northern China) actually have loads of "r"s in there phonics. For example 一点儿. But who gives a fuck eh? Actually it's the Japanese language who pronounce "r" as "l".
Think about what the poster said and then realize you're a retard. In your worst KKK nightmares, in which the KKK is simply there to lynch negroes and throw Jews from the top of buildings, it still would only exist to do that to minorities. In a country without minorities, the KKK would simply have no reason for existing.
Also, you could leave your door unlocked.
But then again, reading comprehension is perhaps not your strong point.
This was my country 30 years ago.
Didn't matter. Keys were not needed. Neighbourhoods were friendly.
Nowadays you triple lock everything. You stay inside your home and try to avoid your neighbours as much as possible. If it's dark and you're outside, you're always looking around.
The TransAtlantic slave trade was ended in 1806 by the Brits, that is when we needed to breed our own stock.
Slavery was ended in 1865 in the US.
Tell me, is 59 years enough time to create a complete change in people who were descended from conquered tribes?
Honest Abe even remarked several times on the physical inferiority of the negro.
Why are there piles of shit all around an Indian wedding?
>to keep the flies off the bride
Have you tried Ethiopian food?
>neither have they
No, I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
the biggest joke is poop diddy his phone
There are four construction workers about to build a bridge, the boss tells everyone what they are in charge with, the first person is in charge with measurements, the second person is in charge with cutting wood, and the third who happens to be a jap is in charge of supplies. After a few hours the boss is checking on the progress of the bridge when he notices the jap has gone missing. After an hour of looking for him and not being able to find him, the jap finally jumps out from a bush and yells to the boss "Supplies, Supplies!!"