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Racist jokes thread

Hit me with your best /b/
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Bumping for potential
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>>573136485

whats the worst part about being a black jew?

you have to sit in the back of the oven
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why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed the same day in arab countries?

the camels get too tired
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a black and a mexican jump off a building to see who can hit the ground first, who wins?

society
a cadillac with 4 niggers in it goes over a cliff. wanna hear the worst part?

a cadillac seats 5
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>>573136485
how many white americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

this is not cheeseburger
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>>573136485
What do you get when you put a nigger in the bathtub. Nothing, motorcycles don't have doors.
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why do police dogs lick their own assholes?

to get the taste of nigger out of their mouths
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white girl goes to a bar and meets a black guy and they hit it off. they start having a couple of drinks and after a whiel decide to leave together. on the way to the car the white girls asks "is it true what they say about black guys?" the black guy says "yeah" and she says "prove it" so he stabs her 37 times and takes her purse
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>>573136485
Thoorin of ongamers "fame"
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>>573136876
Lolwut
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>>573136876
how many white racists does it take to change a light bulb?

we don't need no light bulb when the sun shines from our ass
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>>573136947
Wat
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Why did the jew stop in the middle of the highway?
>he saw a penny on the road

How long does it take for a niggeress to take a shit?
>9 months

Whats the difference between a park bench and a nigger?
>one can support a family and the other can't

Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
>the bucket

How do you blindfold a chink?
>with a rubber band
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>>573136876
trick question: you didnt designate the number of degree of freedoms, therefore the question is unsolveable.
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>>573137083
why do white americans squint a lot?

all that reading by ass light
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>>573136485
How do you save a drowning nigger ?

>you don't
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>Chinese guy skips rocks across watah
>(Ching-chang-chong)
>Black man sees
>"Wuz gud mane, whatchu skippin' rocks foe?"
>"Skipping wocks caw ancestah"
>"Whatchu mean bruh?"
>Skips wock acwoss watah
>(Ching-chang-chong)
>Black guy is amazed
>" Ay yo lemme try dat"
>Black man skips rock across water
>(CHIM-PAN-ZEE)
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>>573136876
How many British Imperialist does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the sun never sets on the British Empire...
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No joke, but I've totally fallen in love with the phrase: "A Chink in the Clink" for an Asian in jail.
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>>573137312

synosis of rush hour 2
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Why don't black people get sunburnt?
Most prisons are indoors

How does a black chick know if she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked
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Why are so many white men gay?
>all the white women ran off with black guys
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An apple and a nigger fall out of a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?
The apple. The rope catches the nigger.


What's a Jewish dilemma?
Free bacon.


A Chinaman and a Greek have their own restaurants right next to each other. Every day, the Greek goes out and asks the Chinaman "What's the special today, Chinaman?" Angrily, the Chinaman responds "Flied Lice!" The Greek always laughs and goes back into his restaurant.

This goes on for weeks, and every day it's the same thing, "Flied Lice!" and the Greek always laughs at him and walks off. Finally, the Chinaman gets tired of this and one day the Greek walks out, as usual and asks the Chinaman "What's the special today, Chinaman?" Angrily, the Chinaman responds "F-FRIED RICE, you plucking gleek!"
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Why did the asian die at the renaissance fair?
>He had a chink in his armor.
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what did the black man get after the dinner date
25 to life
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>>573137284
why did the fat white American cross the road?

he had ate the chicken and needed closure
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>>573137587
its supposed to be after sex you fucking pleb bitch motherfucker
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>>573137626

had eaten**

you illiterate phuk
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>>573137626
im not even white and that joke sucked
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>>573136485
Why do black people hate aspirin?

A: They're white, they work and you have to dig through cotton to get to them.
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>>573137626
why did the nigger cross the road?

his cock was in the chicken

why did the gay white American cross the road?

his tongue was in the niggers ass
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A nigger and a mexican are in a car.
Who's driving?


A cop!
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Why do some pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind niggers that they used to pick cotton before they did drugs.
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>>573137697
illiterate fuck**

you bad spelling shite
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What's the difference between a black man and Batman

A: Batman can go out without robin
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>adding American to your jokes because you really are trying that hard
> just Europoor things.
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>>573136485
Why do jews have big noses?

>because air is free
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>>573137964
kekd
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There's the classics, of course.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 5 in the ashtray.


What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.


Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free.
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>>573138082
wouldn't want to offend good white people
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
>Cut the rope
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What's blue and hangs from a tree?

Thats my nigger and ill paint him what I want
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>>573136485
How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder, Nigguh
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>>573136485
What would the flinstones be called if they were black?

NIGGERS :D
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How do ya stop blacks from hanging around?
>Cut the ropes.

What do ya call 1000 blacks in a field?
>Good old days.

How was copper wire invented?
>Two jews pulling on a penny.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a nigger.

There was a picture I saw years ago here that just made that joke the best. If anyone has it, please post for the lols
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>>573138253
how many americans can you fit in a Volkswagen? 1 if you cut off the roof and use a crowbar to lever in the folds of fat

whats the difference between an American and a pizza? a pizza is only 60% fat

why do americans have such big noses? snorting cheeseburgers
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>>573138451
The Charcoals, dumbass.
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>>573138727
Oy Vey! You've offended my patriotic sensibilities!
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>>573136485

What do you throw to a drowning arab?

>His family.

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What do Jewish pedophiles say?

>"Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

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Why do black men cry during sex?

>Mace.
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>>573139052
That was pretty good!
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Q: What do you call a pig with 2 legs?
A: A Muslim

Q: Why don't Muslims eat pork?
A: It might be a relative
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>>573137291
> ruining the joke

it goes "How do you save a drowning nigger?"

"take your foot off the back of his head"

you fucking tolerant faggot
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>>573137267
Fuck off first year stats major
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whats a german tank in jewish ghetto called?
-a ghettoblaster

whats a jew with a gas tank?
-an addict

whats a jew with 2 gas tanks?
-a dealer

how man jews can you fit into a vw-golf?
-100 ... 4 on the seats and the rest in the ashtray

whats the tallest and the shortes jew?
-4m jet of flame and 30cm ashe cloud

whats the difference between a bucket full of shit and a nigger?
-the bucket

4 niggers drive over cliff. whats wrong?
-the car could have seated 5

a nigger and a spic is in a car. Who is driving?
-the police

why was a long cord streched all over a Ethopia?
-so that the children can play in the shade

how do you get 100 Ethopians into phone cabine?
-Tell them there are some crumbs in there
how do you get another 100 into the same phone cabine?
-Tell them there are some leftovers

cont?
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>>573136485
What's the resemblance between a nigger and a bicycle?

They both only work with a chain on.
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how did they invent copper wire?


two Jews fighting over a penny.


(cuz they both pulled it so hard it stretched into wire.)

(I feel that may have gone over some peoples heads)
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>>573140756
>(I feel that may have gone over some peoples heads)

I know we're on /b/, but god damn.
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"racism is a crime and crime is for black people"
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>>573140824
I know bro but honestly...

I don't know if I'm amongst actual humans or fucking trap fapping shit talking troll feeding fucktoids.

so I'm vigilant.
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What do you do when a nigger is dying from being shot at your from door?
You shoot him again
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>>573136485
>yesterday
>walking down the street
>minding my own business
>see a nigger coming towards me
>strolling on
>...Does that nigger have a parrot on his shoulder?
>nigger comes closer towards me
>WTF that nigger actually has a parrot on his shoulder
>nigger is almost crossing me
>I've got to ask him about that parrot
>Hey! That's just crazy man! Does he talk? Can he really talk?
>Parrot says: I don't know man I just bought this guy..
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>>573137054
there is a foreign conception that all us amurifags do is it burgers
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>>573137291
>How do you save a drowning nigger ?
take your foot off his dick
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>>573136485
This one
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What's better than 10 black babies in a dumbster?
A black baby in 10 dumbsters.

What's black and on a bike?
Bikethief.
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How many ethiopians fit into a phone booth?

All of them.
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>>573136485
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None, the just beat the room for being dark
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what do you call a black guy buying crackers at 2:00 am in the morning?

> Nigger.
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Theres a white family, mexican family and a nigger family. They all live in a 3 story apartment building. White on top. Mexicans on 2nd and niggers on bottom. A fire breaks out. Which family survives?
>the white family because both kids were at school and both parents were at work.
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What do you call a nigger with a DUI?
>an alcohol
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Two Chinamen walk into a bar.

The barman says "why the same face?"
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what is the most positive thing in a rag head harem?
HIV

How do you drown a nigga?
Pop their lips

Whats so good about an ethipian blow job?
You know she'll swallow
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-how to tell when your sister is having her period ?

-when your dad's dick taste like blood
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>>573141706
>dumbster
bro you're not very smart are you
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>>573136485
I saw this black guy walking down the street carrying this really nice TV. I watched him for a bit then thought "Oh shit I think that's mine!" then I realized it couldn't be, my was at home shining my shoes.
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>>573138587
lol havent heard the copper wire one before
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>>573136848
I sniggered
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>>573136485
What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?
>Snickers
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
>Twix
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>>573138587

What do ya call 1000 blacks in a field?
>Good old days.
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Why do nigggers smell? So blind people can hate them too
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>>573142750

>an alcohol

This bullshit is so forced
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>>573143205
Lol wut? Why would his tv be shining his shoes? Is it a joke like saying white people have more money so they can afford robot tvs that do stuff like shine shoes but african Americans don't?

At least he has a tv, I'll give him props for that. I didn't have a tv growing up..
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>>573142750
Thanks
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In all honesty, I'm sure there are some niggers who are good people deep down.

>About six feet down usually covers it.

(there is an image for this but I don't have it)
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>>573144223
wow you're some kind stupid. his nigger is at home shining his shoes, not his TV.

American I suppose? you guys haven't been good at racism since Reagan.
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>>573142750
Cool
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>>573144223
really you didn't get that? how old are you?
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Whats faster than a nigger with a stolen TV running down the street?
> His brother with the VCR

Why do Mexicans have moustaches?
> To look like their mothers
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>>573136485
There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
They find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want."
So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done.
Then he says to the black guy "What do you want?" and the black guy says, "I want all my black brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa.

Then he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
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>>573144449
Ohhhh but why would he do that? Like is it his gay lover or something? xD
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>>573144628
You'd think this was twitter with all your middle school bullshit.
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What's black and doesn't work?

Half of London.
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>>573144684
Cant see you posting anything better
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>>573144635
Pretty much. Could you imagine America with nothing but white people? Shit would be nice. You could practically leave all your doors and windows open at night while you sleep and you'd still be safe
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What's the differents between a trampoline and a nigga?

>You get tired of jumping on a trampoline
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I hate everyone in the whole world.
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>>573137554
did't get the first one
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How do you get niggers to stop hanging out in your front lawn?

Cut them down.
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>>573144939
yup, since white trash never does nuthin' wrong...
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>>573145280
Got that right!
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A nigger, a jew and a lesbian walk into a bar.
The jew asks the bartender: "have you met my lesbian friend?"
"no" says the bartender, who was actually the nigger :D
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>>573144939
Yeah, because if somebody would break into your house you'd hear them and they'd not be able to climb through the window.
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>>573144650
No silly buns it's like his slave! You see in times unfortunately gone by, blacks (or negros as they were affectionately labeled) were ruthlessly taken from their squalid homeland and into a life of servitude to the glorious white American masterace. then the blood traitor Abe Lincoln freed them all and won the civil war, but at the time they were still considered to be second class citizens. over the years, they have integrated more successfully and now enjoy the same legal and social freedoms as all Americans. However, having the cranial capacity of children and no desire to learn, the only thing they retain in their puny nigger minds is a sense of entitlement brought on by their forced emigration to the US. Implying that the black is shining my shoes implies that he is my slave, and since it's still a bit of a tender subject a black would generally find that implication to be offensive. This offensive nature against a particular group of people based solely on their race is what makes jokes like these racist and warrants these fantastic threads!

> completely aware you're trolling
> respond anyway
> why do I perpetuate this problem
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A truck delivering bowling balls through the south gets in an accident and spill its cargo all over the road. Immediately the locals rush to the scene with sledgehammers and pickaxes, smashing the bowling balls to bits. The driver - fearing all the lost inventory yells, "What the hell are you doing?!"
The crowd exclaims, "Smashing all these nigger eggs before they hatch!"
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A cis-scum privileged and a transqueer fem-parrotwalk into a bar. The cis-scum don't check his privilege and becomes locked in a state of perpetual white guilt and rainbows fire out his ass.

A furry is voted president. The end.
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What's the difference between a nigger and a chimp?

My girlfriend didn't get a train run on her by a gang of chimps at my birthday party in front of my family,that dirty fucking whore.
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>>573138727
Somehow lel'ed.
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>>573139587
Kike detected. Back to the oven yid.
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>>573144650

Can't tell if troll or being cereal.

Anyway, slavery you slopeheaded simpleton
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>>573137143
>How long does it take for a niggeress to take a shit?
>9 months

top kek
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What does the Jew do on a swingset ?
>annoying a german marksman
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What's 12 inches long and often found down a black man's trousers?

A machette
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>>573145193
The rope is a noose
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>>573145680
That was beautiful, anon
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>>573145374
That was shit.
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>>573147197
JEW DETECTED

amirite guys? XD
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>>573147119
filename
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>>573147270
No, the joke just wasn't funny; i.e. it was shit.
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>>573136485
what's the difference between a yoghurt and america?
if you leave a yoghurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture.
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>>573138031
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Not proud of this.

How many policemen do you need to throw a black man down the stairs?
> None, he fell.

What is black, has eight eyes and makes women scream?
> gangrape

What's white on top and black at the bottom?
> society
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Why do someone blinks to a nigger?

To aim
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>>573147514
A humongous underage faggot and a totally cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything go on an online messageboard.
The totally cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything posts a really funny joke.
"your joke wasn't funny", the humongous underage faggot says.
The humongous underage faggot was also Jewish.
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>>573136485
Ebola
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>>573147759
Did you know that you actually aren't allowed to make up words in quotations? You probably want to go back to school because you might get hurt on the internet. Oh, and could you please tell your parents I'm sorry that they have such a piece of worthless shit child?
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>>573144223
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>>573144939

a country full of nice people like these
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Whats the difference between a jew and a chicken ?

> Cooking time !
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>>573148036
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>>573149874
Congratulations, you can use google and MS paint. You might be smarter than I thought.
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>>573136485
How do you kill 100 flies in one blow?

Hit a somalian in the face with a shovel
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I don't like racist jokes because racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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>>573150320
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>>573136978
kek
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>>573138253
Pff.
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back.
>Because holocaust never happened
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>>573145374

Was that trying to be a joke, or just some sad attempt to ''bait'' someone?
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>>573136485
Q. Why do niggers have flat noses and lips?

A. Because when they are born, the doctor turns them over, stands on the back of their heads, and pulls their tails off.
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>>573151312
don't get dirty
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>>573136485
What's a gypsy triathlon like?

You run to the swimming hall and come back by bicycle.
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>>573136485
whats ugly and has moron for brain
the turkish‎ :))))))))))))))))))))
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>>573136485
What's the diference between a bucket of shit and a nigger?

A bucket.
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>>573151952
read thread you pleb
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>>573145280

I'm from from a country that has higher gdp then any country that has more then 1% of any kind of negroids. I can basicaly sleep in front of my house, with all doors open, a huge bag of money laying there, and I would still have higher chance of winning a lottery then getting robed. So I don't know....just a coincidence I guess? The only thing it would prolly happen is, that one of my neighbours would pick up that bag, and return it inside my house and after that tuck me under a nice blanket.

You disgusting leftiest can't know how it is to live in a white country plus you are being ran by jews. No wonder you think all human races are the same. Its a sad thing that you can't see the obvious facts like...ever wondered why there are so many negroids in basketball, atlethics and some other sports? If our muscles aren't build the same, why not our brains? I won't say that any race of humans deserves less rights...but fuck! Why deny the obvious differences! The same shit is happening with feminazis; am a wiman and just as stronk as any man!.... Yea right...but that doesn't mean women are worse at everything, or that they are of any lesser value as males.
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>>573138587
>Q: How was copper wire invented?
>A: Two jews found the same penny.

fixed
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>>573136485
right I've got a few, brits will like these:

ever wondered why muslims cant have a drink? Mohammeds child bride couldnt get served at the bar.


I was trying to make my way down a busy street but couldnt get far because of all the people, thats when i noticed a large black man walking around selling trinkets and tourist stuff, so i said to the man I've lost my wife, i'll give you £500 if you can find her "sure, whats her name?" he said, it's ivy, ivy bowler I told him. thank fully after 5 minutes of shouting that theres no one in the way anymore.

last one:
two blacks are walking along when they notice a beauty parlour is offering skin whitening for £10, the first black says "i've only got a £20 note, so i'll get mine done and give you the change so you can have yours done" sure enough he returns an hour later as a white man, and his friend asks "do you have my £10 then?" to which he replies
" fuck off, i dont give money too niggers "
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>>573137552
Holy fuck this horrible terrible joke made me cringe. Does your mom know you are online?
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>>573152510
that kid truly is autistic i didnt even see his shitpost
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Q: What does the Texas sheriff say about the black guy who was shot 37 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he's ever seen.
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What do you call 40 black men in a shed?
Antique farm equipment
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>>573137083
>>573137284
>>573137626
>>573137925
Some nigga has gotten out of the cotton field. Whom do you belong to boy?
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>>573136876
Fuggin' chizburger
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>>573138064
Stupid motherfucker you just fucked up a good joke
Its batman can go a night with out Robbing
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>>573150884
i really really like this fresh spicy meme
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>>573142750
>>573144314
>>573144464

lol
so sad
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>>573153167
>good joke
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>>573150884
win/10
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what's yellow and red and looks good on a nigger?
fire
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>>573153276
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>>573153981
so basically i took it up the ass and i was surprised that i was enjoying it.
>would do again
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>>573141607
topkek
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>>573141706
for you dumbster it is worse to have 10 niggers in you
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>>573136947
mu sides
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>>573147270
not really, you're "joke" just wasn't funny
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>>573137552
> you tried
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>>573154791
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>>573153981
idk why that made me so happy
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What does a 14-year-old squaw say after sex?

>"Get off me, dad, you're crushing my smokes"
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>>573137554
> "F-FRIED RICE, you plucking gleek!"
lost it
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>>573136978
muh fucking side oh lawdd
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What's worse than the holocaust?
A Gay Nigger
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>>573136485
what does a black person do after sex...

25 to life
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>>573137925
>>573137626
>>573137284
>>573137083
>>573136876

You keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch..
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>>573145063
human racist, I like it.
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Why do you not run over a nigger on a bike?
It might be your bike.

Why do white people go to black peoples' garage sales?
To get their stuff back.

A math Problem: If I have 5 bicycles, and Jamal takes 1 of them.. What color is Jamal?
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>>573136848
a black and a mexican are sitiing in a car. who's driving?

>the police
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>>573136485
niggers. moot is a dirty feminist loser.
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>>573155517
the 3rd one is brilliant
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>>573139965
just stop
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What's a nigger in a parachute?
>nightfall
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How many cops does it take to push a nigger down a flight of steps?

None. He fell.
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>>573137587
Why do blacks get red eyes after sex?

pepper spray
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>>573155472

aka misanthropy.

Misanthropy is the peak of edginess though, 95% of people who claim to have this view are 14 year olds who listen to black metal, very few people actually hate everyone.
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How do you get a polish girl pregnant?

Cum in a shoe and let the flies do the rest.
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>>573137554
Common mistake. Chinese Mandarin speakers can actually pronounce "r", and do so all the time. For example 人 pronounced "ren". In fact the Beijing dialect (and most of northern China) actually have loads of "r"s in there phonics. For example 一点儿. But who gives a fuck eh? Actually it's the Japanese language who pronounce "r" as "l".
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How was breakdancing invented?

>black people stealing rims off moving cars.
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>>573152218
>Living in delusion
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>>573152218
We bred the niggers to have denser muscles so they'd be better workers. Just like we do race horses and cattle.
> That's why they can't float..
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>>573136485
You can take the nigger out of the jungle but you can not take the jungle out of the nigger
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>>573155061

Haven't seen a bigger lonely neckbear in a long time. Must be a sad life.
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>>573138651
you mean this ?
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How do you starve a nigger?
>You hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why couldnt Ray Charles read?
>Because he was black.
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>>573156446
thanks for the clarification m8!
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>>573148704
Think about what the poster said and then realize you're a retard. In your worst KKK nightmares, in which the KKK is simply there to lynch negroes and throw Jews from the top of buildings, it still would only exist to do that to minorities. In a country without minorities, the KKK would simply have no reason for existing.

Also, you could leave your door unlocked.

But then again, reading comprehension is perhaps not your strong point.
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>>573152218
This was my country 30 years ago.

Didn't matter. Keys were not needed. Neighbourhoods were friendly.

Nowadays you triple lock everything. You stay inside your home and try to avoid your neighbours as much as possible. If it's dark and you're outside, you're always looking around.
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>>573156639

Wich part am I deluded about?
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>>573140641
Best.
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What's the difference between snow tires and a nigger?
The snow tires don't start singing when you put chains on them!
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>>573136485

Q: why are Jews money-hungry monsters?

A:
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How do you get a jewish girls number
Look at her wrist

How do you pick up a hot jewish girl
With a dustpan and broom
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How come little black kids don't play in the sand box?
> They're afraid a cats going to come and cover them up
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>>573137626
>mfw he had ate the chicken
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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>>573136485
You should be ashamed you racist fuck!

Im not racist, bc racism is a crime. and crime is for niggers
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>>573157383
This is seriously the best series of images on 4chan right now. RV6nhR4y, whoever the fuck you are, you're pretty cool.
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>>573142146
this makes me think of how awesome it would've been to see dinosaurs fucking
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>>573156760
Durrrrrr......

The TransAtlantic slave trade was ended in 1806 by the Brits, that is when we needed to breed our own stock.

Slavery was ended in 1865 in the US.

Tell me, is 59 years enough time to create a complete change in people who were descended from conquered tribes?

Honest Abe even remarked several times on the physical inferiority of the negro.
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Why are there piles of shit all around an Indian wedding?

>to keep the flies off the bride

Have you tried Ethiopian food?

>neither have they

No, I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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>>573158652
I'm sorry to tell you, rasism isn't a crime...
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>>573159198
it is in my country.
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>>573159198
Racism is a lifestyle #yolo
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>>573159340

Hi swedish feminazi.
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>>573136978

Kek
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>>573159391
> Racism is a lifestyle
You're God Damn right it is!
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>>573136485
the biggest joke is poop diddy his phone
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>>573159650
How the fuck did you know!
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would leash a nigger for a klondike bar
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>>573155061
Anon is a bundle of sticks
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>>573136485
There are four construction workers about to build a bridge, the boss tells everyone what they are in charge with, the first person is in charge with measurements, the second person is in charge with cutting wood, and the third who happens to be a jap is in charge of supplies. After a few hours the boss is checking on the progress of the bridge when he notices the jap has gone missing. After an hour of looking for him and not being able to find him, the jap finally jumps out from a bush and yells to the boss "Supplies, Supplies!!"
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>>573141351
also, your low, nigger-like IQ's and high illiteracy rates among the Western World.
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>>573144635
Nice boondock saints quote
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>>573147721
I already saw that on 9gag. Take my downboats for the repost >:-(
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>>573147759
congratulations, you're the faggot of the thread. Between sentences that dont make sense and emoticons on /b/, Well done, anon.
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A white guy running its doing some exercises

A black guy running its scaping from the cops
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>>573138310
i like this guy
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What do you do if you see a headless nigger running in a cornfield?
>Stop laughing and reload
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>>573147549
>American
>race
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>>573138727
this..this guy gets it
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>>573136485
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

>the pizza can support his family
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Knock, knock .....
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How do you start a brawl in Mexico?
Throw a quarter in the crowd.
How do you know which one is the richest?
The one that got the quarter
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>>573138189
Keked
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How do you get an indian to commit suicide? Throw a bottle of beer over a cliff.

How do you get his friend to commit suicide? Tell him it didn't break.
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>>573138651
You can find it on google so easy
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