Hey /b/ gonna boil this lizard unless you guys have something better in mind.
Feed it whatever lizard eat and play a movie for lizards to watch and put a tiny blanket over the wizard for lizards to keep cozy.
I dont give a shit about the type of stove, thats some third world machinery if I ever saw any
pic related, a first world gas stove
24 decides what I do with boiled remains, gonna try and record boiling it
>open a wound in you
>leave Cochliomyia hominivorax lay eggs there
>and eventually show results
>we laugh together
You're a dirty unloved fucktard with no friends OP. I hope someone comes along and boils you alive you sick fucktard. I hope you get arrested and but pounded in jail for the rest of eternity faggot. Fuck you op die you stupid poor fucktard.
no timestamp so this thread is bullshit
but that's a cute lizard
if you had one like that you should make it your friend and watch movies with it, eat pizza and drink beer
lizards are cool
if you're poor and can't afford pizza or other food then you could go bear grylls on that lizard
You need to be boiled alive and have your eyes gouged out you fucking stupid poorfag. Please do the world a favor and end your miserable life. nobody on this planet loves you.
When did dumb faggots like you deserve the oxygen they are breathing? Croak and die you dumb pussy. Nobody on this planet wants you alive. Get abused and bullied more you worthless fucking coward.
Show us a video of you eating the lizard and then shooting yourself in the head, and angle it so we can see the blood and brains run down the wall after you fall out of your chair. Do it faggot.
right there are your pussies anon.
would pay millions to see a complete stranger boiled alive, but would pay milions to not see a lizard.
damn, humans lives are worth less than ever
Grow a pair faggot, the lizard would have died in a day or two anyways. You shouldn't be telling people to end their life's because your just a basement dwelling neckbearded morbidly obese faggot
Well at least we were pussies who would let shit die. Now someone kills a lizard and 50% of the comments are whiteknight fucktards having aneurysms.
oh my fucking god the edge in this post
But you can't because your a fucking pussy who can't handle a little blood, I would love to see you try because I would beat the shit out of you ya fucking degenerate pussy, your a weak link in the human race and I'm happy you won't be able to get your fat ass in the gene pool
meeh i don't give a fuck and why would i? most of the animals don't care if i die and even most humans don't so why should i care for most humans and most animals?
Pretty obvious that somebody who can't fucking clean once in a while is doing something so faggoty.
How about this, OP? Do something worthwhile in your life instead of this fucking bullshit.
You wonder why you're alone? You wonder why nobody ever talks to you?
You're going to die alone and not one single person will ever miss you if you don't stop this faggotry.
I know 4chan can be edgy at times but you guys are laughing at an animal being boiled alive. you can laugh all you like if it helps out feel like you fit in here but seriously i don't know why you guys are so devoid of feeling over this, judging by the level of buttpain in christfag vs atheist threads.
I live in Orlando. There are so many lizards here they're practically like cockroaches. I've stepped on them before on accident just walking to my door from them hauling ass across the sidewalk.
Just reading all of the crying babies on her screaming for this "poor lizard" is cracking me the fuck up.
Fuck, if I had a dollar for every lizard I shot with a blow gun or bb gun as a kid I'd be rich. No one around here cares about those fuckers. There's literally hundred of them living in every persons yards.
You cry babies are retared. This thread was funny based OP. Thank you.
I used to tie fire crackers to their backs light it and watch them run down my driveway as a kid and then explode everywhere. Funny shit.
Poor hope lives a shit life the only way he can feel better about himself is to pick on defenseless reptilians
Next time I get my hands on some firecrackers, maybe around new years, I'll do it and post in here.
Mating season is the worse. At least they're around for the fucking love bug season and eat them. Only thing I hate worse, is love bugs.
Judging by that type of lizard, those tiles in your yard, the weeds growing out of them, and the time of day it is with shadow casting on the plants.... Are you from Arizona, or somewhere around those parts?
If I weren't at work right now, I'd go out and record walking down a sidewalk so you all can see jsut how many of these bastards there are here, as they dart across it when I come walking.
They're still murdered for your pleasure. How does that make you feel? Knowing that because of you something was MURDERED.
Personally I don't give a flying fuck because animals are worthless compared to people, but it must eat you up.
What's funny, is they have no idea what you mean by that, and don't even realize what they're saying is exactly what they're complaining about.
>mfw someone says it in public
Where are edgy threads? It's shitty replacement, ya know?
The amount of newfags in this thread is astounding
OH YEAH!.... We know where this is going.
If he cared about animal's lives then he wouldn't eat meat. You don't NEED to eat meat, you do because you prefer to eat it over a salad or something.
Whatever helps your moralfag ass sleep at night.
Why do you care about some lizard? Grow some balls anon I'm disappointed in you.
please god we need a webm. dont let this moment go to waste.
OP, wouldn't it've been funnier letting this fucker go to space before boiling him? Just imagine this dude running in the condom, not getting air. God, this would've been gold.