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Hey /b/ gonna boil this lizard unless you guys have something better in mind.
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>>573017928
Jerk off
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>>573017928
clean you kitchen man, also timestamp
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Oh yea, it's me based god OP.
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nope, i can't think of anything id rather see you do to it. please record it.
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Boil yourself.
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>>573017928
Cover it in batter first then deep fry.
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>stupid prick put your baby ball sack in the pan instead
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>>573017928

How about you clean the fucking stove?
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>>573017928
>that third world stove

enjoy your dinner, brazilfag
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>>573017928
FUCK YOURSELF
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>>573017928
>>573018204
same fucking dirty stove as before.
Welcome back OP, you glorious faggot
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let it go outside, what the fuck is wrong with you. imagine being boiled alive. i hope whatever you do to that lizard happens to every person you have an emotional connection with.
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>>573017928
put in ass

could be an interesting journey for you both
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>>573018217
>implying cooking over a flame isn't infinitely better than using one of those shit metal coils or heating glass
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boils your balls
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Yeah, timestamp is going to be important here...
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>>573017928
Feed it whatever lizard eat and play a movie for lizards to watch and put a tiny blanket over the wizard for lizards to keep cozy.
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>>573018410
I dont give a shit about the type of stove, thats some third world machinery if I ever saw any

pic related, a first world gas stove
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>>573017928
No more chicken in the fridge to snack on you fucking 3rd world country nigger
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24 decides what I do with boiled remains, gonna try and record boiling it
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>>573017928
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING STOVE! you stinkpig
also you gun get ebola with that shit
GO BACK TO AFRICA!
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>>573018816
disgusting fingers and fingernails :s
wtf you plox
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>>573018390

If this is indeed the same op...he's been there and done that.
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>>573018816
Let him go and live his life you cunt.
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>>573019134
White Knights don't win in my threads.
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>>573018816
you eat out of that pan? it has fucking rust falling off of it.

you are a disgusting fuck. i'm surprised you aren't a nigger.
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>>573019205
>doesn't want an animal to die so some retard can have fun for a few minutes
>Whiteknight.
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>>573018816

salt and pepper the boiled remains and place it on a hamburger bun but it is youre call if you eat it
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About to boil this shit so brb. While I'm gone someone find a mp4 to webm converter
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Viking burial!
Send him to Valhalla
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>>573017928
Go on. Edgy retarded.
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>>573018816
put it in your dick alive
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>>573018816
>4chan space program!
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Last words before he goes in?
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>>573019273
You're, cunt.
Stop trying so hard.
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>>573019273
>doesn't want an animal to die so some retard can have fun for a few minutes
>on 4chan
pls leave
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Shit, don't do it, OP, please!
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>>573017928
Leave that beautiful creature alone faggot
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>>573019624
WINAR
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>>573019658
RIP in peace, bud.
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>>573017928
Put him in works toilet cleaner and watch him deteriorate in the acid
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>>573019734
rip in sauce, bud
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>>573019658

Boiling takes away all the flavor.
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Free the Lizard!
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Then record yourself eating it. Give full details on the flavor and texture. rate/10
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the autism is strong with this one
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>>573019658
I've got an idea. How's about you fucking clean once in a while you fucking neckbeard!
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>>573019658

OP you piece of shit what is wrong with you
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>>573018816
jizz on it then eat it
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>>573019273
exactly
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>>573017928
>>573018816
>>573019658
karma is gonna getchu op
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>open a wound in you
>leave Cochliomyia hominivorax lay eggs there
>and eventually show results
>you die
>we laugh together
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Some white shit is coming out of his eyes
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You're a dirty unloved fucktard with no friends OP. I hope someone comes along and boils you alive you sick fucktard. I hope you get arrested and but pounded in jail for the rest of eternity faggot. Fuck you op die you stupid poor fucktard.
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>kek OP is obviously a gypo with its dirty little caravan 2 ringa LMFAO @ u faggot
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How about you go out and get some therapy instead, you autistic faggot.
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>>573020142
send the boiled corpse into space!
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>>573020231
He's a dumb poorfag what do you expect? i mean look at that fucking stove. LOLOL i know niggers with more money than this piece of shit.
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>>573020231
this<
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>>573019658
medium-rare please.
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no timestamp so this thread is bullshit

but that's a cute lizard

if you had one like that you should make it your friend and watch movies with it, eat pizza and drink beer

lizards are cool

if you're poor and can't afford pizza or other food then you could go bear grylls on that lizard
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Where are his eyes /b/?
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>>573020142
I LINK YOUR FUCKIN PROFILE TO IS
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>>573020231
>>573020185
>>573020101
>>573019997
>>573019718
>>573019715

When did /b/ turn into a bunch of pussies
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>>573018563
yes
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>>573020559
You need to be boiled alive and have your eyes gouged out you fucking stupid poorfag. Please do the world a favor and end your miserable life. nobody on this planet loves you.
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>>573020729
And who loves you, anon?
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>>573020729
i love him
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>>573020729
I love him.
Kill yourself you fucking Newfag.
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>>573020621
wtf do you mean? /b/ was always full of pussies?
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>>573020621
When did dumb faggots like you deserve the oxygen they are breathing? Croak and die you dumb pussy. Nobody on this planet wants you alive. Get abused and bullied more you worthless fucking coward.
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a good friend of mine called jihadi john may have a job for you
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>>573020621
This
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Show us a video of you eating the lizard and then shooting yourself in the head, and angle it so we can see the blood and brains run down the wall after you fall out of your chair. Do it faggot.
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>>573020814
I love him too, asshole
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>>573020551
i said exactly because doesn't want an animal to die etc... IS whiteknighting
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>>573020729
>>573020916
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>>573020916
watch yourself there kiddo, donĀ“t want to cut yourself on that edge
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He's skinny now and bent kinda funny
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>>573020859
Take a fucking 12 gauge to your stomach you worthless fat fuck. You're probably a land whale and have never seen a pussy accept for on /b/.
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>>573020559
Eat it faggot
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Do not kill him. Please.
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>>573020916
lol why would you care about a lizard <.< there are bigger things going on right now. would you care if i was boiled alive? of course you wouldn't care
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Maybe if we keep making threads like this and rustle enough Jimmys all the newfucks will leave... /b/ I think I've just cured our cancer
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>>573021070
his lungs are a vacuum now that's why he's bent
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>>573018217
yeah it doesnt work that way. Gas supplied to homes isnt the same as cooking over an open flame. The gas gets into the food and becomes trapped.
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>>573021106
I actually want you to be boiled alive that would make me laugh. I'd pay millions of dollars to see it.
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>>573021070
He looks kinda weird. Boiled lizards are weird.
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>>573021072
Well I kinda lost my virginity to a cricket by shoving it's decapitated body up my penis in a previous thread, so you got me there.
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>>573018816
>>573020514
You were saying?
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Fucking douche
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>>573018816
before you boil him make a little top hat for him and take a pic of it
dont let these opportunities go to waste faggot
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eat it
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>>573021194
right there are your pussies anon.
would pay millions to see a complete stranger boiled alive, but would pay milions to not see a lizard.
damn, humans lives are worth less than ever
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>>573021072
Just stop
>inb4 b8
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>>573017928
space program
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>>573021072
Grow a pair faggot, the lizard would have died in a day or two anyways. You shouldn't be telling people to end their life's because your just a basement dwelling neckbearded morbidly obese faggot
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>>573021085
Too l8 m8
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>>573019624
I wonder if they spitroasted her
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>>573020551
wow ur really edgy and cool can u teach me how to kill animals
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>>573021294
>jew in ID
YOU JUST WANTED OPS SHEKELS DIDNT YA?
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>>573021421
im laughing at you. i wanna take a sledgehammer to your families skull.
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I am no whiteknight but OP you look like a massive beta who failed in life and tries to be interesting on 4chan.
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>>573020870

Well at least we were pussies who would let shit die. Now someone kills a lizard and 50% of the comments are whiteknight fucktards having aneurysms.
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lizard is kill? i feel bad for it. feels bad man.
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>>573021529
oh my fucking god the edge in this post
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>love cure
>love him
>let him live
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I have a helium tank somewhere in my house, gonna try and find it
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>>573021070
Use a bigger animal next time, one that is capable of feeling more pain. Mouse or a rat maybe? Squirrel perhaps?
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>>573021693
What are you going to do with it?
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>>573021693
SPACE PROGRAM CONFIRMED
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>>573021693
Fill the lizard, let it float in mid-air
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>>573021735
Space program, some guy won
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>>573021693
space launch
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>>573021529
But you can't because your a fucking pussy who can't handle a little blood, I would love to see you try because I would beat the shit out of you ya fucking degenerate pussy, your a weak link in the human race and I'm happy you won't be able to get your fat ass in the gene pool
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>>573021735

Send him to space retard
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>>573021603
meeh i don't give a fuck and why would i? most of the animals don't care if i die and even most humans don't so why should i care for most humans and most animals?
so what'sup?
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>>573019658
Pretty obvious that somebody who can't fucking clean once in a while is doing something so faggoty.
How about this, OP? Do something worthwhile in your life instead of this fucking bullshit.
You wonder why you're alone? You wonder why nobody ever talks to you?
You're going to die alone and not one single person will ever miss you if you don't stop this faggotry.
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>>573021449
Hell I dunno she looks wasted.

Also Space Program
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I know 4chan can be edgy at times but you guys are laughing at an animal being boiled alive. you can laugh all you like if it helps out feel like you fit in here but seriously i don't know why you guys are so devoid of feeling over this, judging by the level of buttpain in christfag vs atheist threads.
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>>573021803
>>573021830
But he's dead.
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thats mean.
i fed one coke one time to see if he would get high.
he o.d and i felt really bad.
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>>573021803
if you do, i will love you forever OP
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>>573021963

And? We've sent dildos to space before. Who cares about life.
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>>573021949
I hope you're a vegetarian and against the death of all animals, and not just a pussyboi hypocrite bitch. MUH LIZARDS
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I live in Orlando. There are so many lizards here they're practically like cockroaches. I've stepped on them before on accident just walking to my door from them hauling ass across the sidewalk.

Just reading all of the crying babies on her screaming for this "poor lizard" is cracking me the fuck up.

Fuck, if I had a dollar for every lizard I shot with a blow gun or bb gun as a kid I'd be rich. No one around here cares about those fuckers. There's literally hundred of them living in every persons yards.

You cry babies are retared. This thread was funny based OP. Thank you.

I used to tie fire crackers to their backs light it and watch them run down my driveway as a kid and then explode everywhere. Funny shit.
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>>573022132
Half of /b/
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Found the helium tank!
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>>573022210
I live in florida as well, they're such a fucking pest in Parrish
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>>573022210
lol'd at the islam lizards
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>>573022337
I'm excited for this
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>>573022189
i will eat a cow, i wont stand by and watch a lizard boiled to death for shits and giggles.
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You guys have some problems. Visit a shrink or something.
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>another poorfag acting all hard....wanker
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He's looking a lil obtuse
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>>573018029
this. this is what you should do lol.
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>>573022337
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>>573017928
Poor hope lives a shit life the only way he can feel better about himself is to pick on defenseless reptilians
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>>573022560
Fuck even your hands show how filthy of a person you are.
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>>573022484
So you'll have a cow murdered just to eat when you could eat something else, but a guy boiling a lizard is too far?
Do you believe lobster restaurants should be banned?
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>>573019624
ohh drugs what can't you do?
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I enjoy this
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And do some fucking yardwork, I thought spics were supposed to be good at pulling sidewalk weeds.
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>>573022421
Next time I get my hands on some firecrackers, maybe around new years, I'll do it and post in here.
>>573022404
Mating season is the worse. At least they're around for the fucking love bug season and eat them. Only thing I hate worse, is love bugs.
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thank you based op for this thread
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>>573021529
Just get out, faggot.
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Are my /b/tards ready?
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At first i had feels but now I am amuse.
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>>573023030
DO IT
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>>573023030

Hell yes
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>>573022560
ITS HAPPENING
>QUICK KIDS GET THE CAMERA
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stop biting your nails, OP, also, what are we boiling next? a kitten? a puppy?
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>>573023030
the air will escape his mouth retards
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>>573023030
that wont work! the lizard is to heavy...
use a couple of baloons instead
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>>573023030
>>573023030
>>573023030
>>573023030
>>573023030
I swear to Nogod OP, do it
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>>573023030
Fuck yes
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>>573022560
Judging by that type of lizard, those tiles in your yard, the weeds growing out of them, and the time of day it is with shadow casting on the plants.... Are you from Arizona, or somewhere around those parts?
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>>573023030
doitdoitdoitdoitdoit
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>>573023030
Fuck yeah!
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>>573023030
DO IT FOR THE GLORY, EAT THE PIECES AFTERWARDS TO GAIN HIS SCALY POWERS
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>>573023030
YES!
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The beginning of a future murderer. Poor lizzy.
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>>573023030

DO IT FAGGOT
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Film it
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>>573023224
It always works in tv, retard!
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>>573023243

We have fence swifts in california as well. More often than not they get hit by cars or eaten by cats.
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>>573023224
Still worth a shot
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>>573022914
I don't eat lobster either, moron. Cows are killed in a pretty humane way, not fucking boiled alive.
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>>573023030
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>573023395
yeah, I've seen those little guys here, but mostly on country roads
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Is op doing a shrek balloon?
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He exploded /b/
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>>573023340
the volume of his body cavity full of helium wont support its weight. it wont stretch out like a balloon like in some tv-show...
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>>573020559
I am assuming it was already dead if its eyes were missing.

How does it feel to know you're a psychopath who will eventually be the sort to die in prison?
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>>573023030

Lol
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>>573023545
Wheres the video/webm faggot
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>>573023545
>>573023547
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Flying cat approves
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Your ugly hands already show you much of an autistic shitkid you are.
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>>573023395
>>573023517
If I weren't at work right now, I'd go out and record walking down a sidewalk so you all can see jsut how many of these bastards there are here, as they dart across it when I come walking.
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>>573023443
nigga fuck your shit
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write "Happy 11th Birthday 4chan" on him and release him in to the wild.
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>>573023307


my thoughts exactly
how long until he trades lizards for some poor whore
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>>573023545
ofc he did...


now tie a couple of heluim baloons to him and make him fly for real instead!
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>>573020916
And here we have the typical hypocrite on /b/
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>>573023545
Patch him up do it again
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>>573023545

Well, nothing better than eating exploded lizard.


>Must eat if post ends in 8
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>>573023443
They're still murdered for your pleasure. How does that make you feel? Knowing that because of you something was MURDERED.
Personally I don't give a flying fuck because animals are worthless compared to people, but it must eat you up.
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>>573023545

Grab some spare condoms and make balloons with them. Then send him to space.
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Next time put it in a microwave and post the video
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>>573023545
OP do you have any access to gunpowder?
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>>573023551
Or be the CEO or other high-class executive as most are.
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>>573023545
Why do you have a giant tank of helium anyway?
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>>573023545
tie it to a balloon, or a few...
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>>573019624
wtf is jewfro yanking on?
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if post ends in 3 u must rip off the tail and shove up dickhole
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>>573023545
Tie some balloons to that bitch and release him
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>>573023724
Nope
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>>573023706
THIS
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>>573023684
Nope, doesn't eat me up. They aren't killed by some fucking autist who has nothing better to do with his Thursday afternoon than to kill animals for the sake of killing them.
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MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
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>>573023674
OP should stuff a balloon down into him then inflate it. that would be gold, or rather red with lizard guts
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>>573017928
give me a hint, so that i can motherfuck you up
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send him to outer space
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>>573023859
Some fucked up principles you have there.
Animals can be slaughtered to make you happy but not OP...
Hypocrite.
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>>573023676
What's funny, is they have no idea what you mean by that, and don't even realize what they're saying is exactly what they're complaining about.

>mfw someone says it in public
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Find another and microwave
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tie a balloon to it and record it while it flies
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>>573024080
no way man... you can't get that smell out of the microwave.
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>>573022210
lold at firecrackers

i would feel bad though after

but i would've probably done something like that as a kid
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That lizard did nothing to you!!!!!
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ITT: 80% of posters are PETA
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>>573024001
so close
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Emergency repairs have arrived /b/
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All the newfriends crying is the best part of these threads
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Where are edgy threads? It's shitty replacement, ya know?
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shoulda slow boiled it, stupid motherfucker
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The amount of newfags in this thread is astounding
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>>573024297
yes yes yes gurrrlll
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Im not a newfriend
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>>573024297
You're the best op
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>>573024218
Yup. Microwave a bowl of vinegar
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NEWFAGLAND ALERT!
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>>573024297
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>>573024297
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>>573024297

Ha! Taking the credit for the condoms idea
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>>573024297
lmfao this is so amazing. lets hope his hot air balloon works.
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>>573024001
>happy
>eating to survive
lol keep trying
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>>573024461
Oh yeah, forgot about vinegar.
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>>573024297
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>>573017928
DON'T KILL IT
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>>573024639
>hot air balloon
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FUCK YOU OP I HOPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY GETS AIDS
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>>573024297
OH YEAH!.... We know where this is going.

kek
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>>573024760

I take it you just got here
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>>573024297
>Sweet, I finally get to use a condom!
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>>573021072
>never seen a pussy accept for on /b/.
>accept for on /b/.
>accept
wat.jpeg
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>>573024820
I hope you get ebola...
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>>573024710
If he cared about animal's lives then he wouldn't eat meat. You don't NEED to eat meat, you do because you prefer to eat it over a salad or something.
Whatever helps your moralfag ass sleep at night.
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>>573024297
tie a baloon to it and make it airborne!
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>>573018620
>gas stove
>first world
I bet you're european. You know that the actual developed world has been using electrical stoves ever since they were developed right?
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>>573024297
Dat ominous shadow doe
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Please throw that boiling water over your dick and take pics. Don't go to ER and just die from pain!
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>>573025176
Peta plz go
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>>573017928

You're a bad person.
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I think a frog would have inflated better than a lizard....
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It's time /b/
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>>573017928
Space
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>>573025057
are you actually retarded? go find a restaurant using fucking electrical stoves
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>>573025291
Forgot pic
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>>573025265
>on 4chan
>complaining about bad people
Thats like going to a church and complaining about religion
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>>573025291
yessssss
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>>573025057
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>>573025392
He..He looks so peaceful
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>>573025291
make video pls
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>>573025291
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you gonna eat it?
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>>573025392
Now put a gopro in it and put it on youtube
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>>573025392

YISSSS
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>>573025392
fuckin hilarious
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>>573025392
y'know, except for the hole in his belly, it kinda looks like he just chilling
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>>573025392
goodbye brave astronaut
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>>573022210

As a kid, sure. OP is an adult, that is what makes it disturbing.
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>>573025176
Why do you care about some lizard? Grow some balls anon I'm disappointed in you.
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He's gone /b/
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>>573025392
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>>573025554
he literally is
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>>573025619
Bye sweet prince
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>>573025619
Goodnight sweet prince
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>>573025392
please god we need a webm. dont let this moment go to waste.
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>>573025619
lmao
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>>573025619
The day /b/ sent a lizard to space.
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>>573025619
Goodbye my dear friend. Godspeed.
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>>573025619
> Another succesful 4Chan Space program launch
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>>573025619
so long noble astronaut
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>>573025712
>>573025706
wow
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>>573025619
Farewell.
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>>573025619
Goodbye, little man. We love you.
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>>573025619
bye lizard
OP u legend
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>>573025619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNuSD49chY8
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>>573025723
ew jesus fucking tampons why was coat hanger not utilized
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>>573025619
kek
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>>573025619
SOMEONE SCREENCAP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>573025619
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This shit better get archived
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>>573025619

Enjoy your love capsule
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>>573025619
I baptize thee LizardChan
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS FUCKING THREAD
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>>573025723

Is that baby alive?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjGb56hX9WE
rip in peace liz
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>>573025619
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>>573019624
Can someone explain this picture?
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>>573020729
hello newfriend
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Is it alive OP?
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>>573025619
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>>573026092
Dead. I boiled it alive then filled him with helium til he exploded
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>>573025619
And thus, the true story of Godzilla begins.
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2014-10-09 nevar forget
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>>573025947
OP, wouldn't it've been funnier letting this fucker go to space before boiling him? Just imagine this dude running in the condom, not getting air. God, this would've been gold.
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>>573026069
>Welcome to 4Chan newfriend
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>>573026253
find another
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>>573023000
>"New years"
Do it next 9/11 faggot
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>>573026253
he could still be alive
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>>573026253
Find a bigger animal next time, OP. For maximum lulz
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>>573025723
kids must have been traumatized
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