This looks suspiciously like you've been friendzoned, so I recommend this whether I make the roll or not.
"Okay, how about this then. You come here, then I bend you over, pin your arms behind your back, and fuck you like the horny slut you are."
Either she'll love it and you get laid, or she'll never speak to you again and you get over her. Either way you win.
Told you fucks. 34 fucking decides what I say next
I will literally come to your house and ejaculate on your cats face you stupid bitch do you think I'm fucking kidding I'm gonna fucking cut your tits off and feed them to your mother bitch
She kind of stopped responding. Either she's cleaning or she's confused as fuck.
How dare you fucking deny me I am a god I'm going to fucking show you what it feels to be ignored you're fuckin dead i hope you enjoy your last moments with your head before I come and cut it off along with your shitty dog you fuckin bitch your done
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
fucking hell this shit took so long that OP probably decided to have another conversation. This is your fucking fault op for picking a stupidly low chance for this shit to keep rolling smoothly
I'll save this sweet child from you freaks
Why did you make this so easy OP?
OP, I have a proposition for you. I want to have a private chat with you where you call me 'Yuri Daddy' while I tell you where to put Peach Flavored Greek yogurt on yourself (if you don't have peach, we can substitute). Then you pretend that robots are on their way to kidnap you, and only my orgasm will save you. Then (just so you're not surprised) I'm going to deliberately choose NOT to orgasm so the robots actually catch you. I'll need you to tell me in pretty good detail what the ninja robots are doing to you for about fifteen minutes. Then we watch Back to the Future Part 2 and everytime Marty says 'Doc' I want you to pinch your nipple. This will take about an hour and a half, but it's probably the most important part. Finally, I want you to tell me that you're going to turn me into a pregnant girl and there's nothing I can do about it until i cum.
Does this sound like something you'd be into? If not, we can work a little on the details, but I really think you need this
Shits about to go down
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