44, 71 and 23 decides

>>572979756
why not? i really want you to suck my 2 inches dick of love

Just admit you wanna suck my cock and come do it.

Its okay Im gay tho

its ok the guy I like will come instead

Come on. We can make a game out of the dog licking peanut butter off my tiny cock!

No worries. You'll be easier to cuddle when your dead.

>>572980071
Winrar!!!

>>572979756
Listen, I'm really wired so why don't you come around here so I can eat your pussy..

>>572980071
WINRAR
Also, way to fuck up roll anon.

>>572979756
im moving to Iran tomorrow, sorry for the sudden notice

>>572980071
It'll be a youtube sensation

>>572980076
rolling for this

>>572979756
"This is going to sound strange but I want to ask you. Will you lick my asshole? you don't have to if you don't want too though."

Show your asshole plz

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>>572979756
This looks suspiciously like you've been friendzoned, so I recommend this whether I make the roll or not.
"Okay, how about this then. You come here, then I bend you over, pin your arms behind your back, and fuck you like the horny slut you are."

Either she'll love it and you get laid, or she'll never speak to you again and you get over her. Either way you win.

>>572980071
Doesn't work because she knows I have a big dick, she has a cat, etc etc. OP btw, I'll deliver but it's not going to make sense.

>>572980071
>>572980071
>>572980071
>>572980071
>>572980071
WINRAR OP MUST DELIVER

>>572980283
Use mine then OP
>>572980076

>>572980283
It's ok to have a small dick don't be ashamed

>>572980283
Then change it to big cock and cat? :|

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>>572980346
>>572980384
>>572980398
>>572980469

>>572980512
nice

>>572980512
Fuck dude. She wants Travis's shlong.

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>>572980512
Told you fucks. 34 fucking decides what I say next

mind if i put you on all fours and you lick peanut butter off my micro dick?

>>572980632
Confirmed for small penis

>>572980632
you can be the dog!

I'm sorry. I meant your pussy can lick peanut butter off my cock.

Don't worry about it, I found another girl who's much hotter than you to do it for me. Bye bitch, go party with small dick Travis.

I want you to peg me. Do you know what pegging is?

>>572980775
Kek

>>572980707
rerolling

>>572980632
Do you have a little cousin or brother, it can do really fine... I also want little girls sucking my tiny cock

I will literally come to your house and ejaculate on your cats face you stupid bitch do you think I'm fucking kidding I'm gonna fucking cut your tits off and feed them to your mother bitch

ask travis if he wants a threesome

>>572980997
Reroll

"I meant you"

>>572980765
Reroll for this guy

>>572980997
Rolling for dis

>>572980997
reroll

>>572980765
this needs to happen

Right, sorry. That was just a fantasy I had. I know you have a cat. I chummed all over the little fucker last time. It seemed to enjoy that.

its ok baby, just send me a photo of your asshole and it will be ok

>>572980765

also rerolling for this guy

No dog. Well shit, can I tongue punch your fart box at least?

>>572980997
Rerolling this

>>572981234
winrar

>>572981234

fuck me i winrar'd

>>572979756
lets try anal.

i can lend you a collar

>>572981370
Reroll

>>572981234
winrar. pay up faggot

I am actually a undercover police officer, it seems you have been selling drugs. You are under arrest

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>>572981234

doo eet

Don't come to school tomorrow. I'm bringing guns. Bye

>>572980632
do single digits you autistic fuck

>>572980765
>>572980765

Reroll for this dude.

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>>572981234
She kind of stopped responding. Either she's cleaning or she's confused as fuck.

>>572981627
rolling for this

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>>572981807
44 decides what I say next. So long nudes...

>>572981807
You're not supposed to continue conversation in between the winrars, you autistic fuck.

>>572981927
WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO HER WITH RANDOM SHIT YOU FAG. god damn you suck

But, I will fuck you like a dog. :]

>>572981927

If you behave like a dog i will kidnap and bring you to Syria/Iraq with me

fine, I can be the dog and lick your clit

Do you like rape?

I want you to feel me like my step father felt me.

Well Fuck you then bitch don't ever fucking text me again.

>>572981927
send me some nudes

How dare you fucking deny me I am a god I'm going to fucking show you what it feels to be ignored you're fuckin dead i hope you enjoy your last moments with your head before I come and cut it off along with your shitty dog you fuckin bitch your done

>>572981807

for fucks sake you ruined it you dumbfuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

lol jk i am just messing around on 4chan.com/B/

Damnit, I love it how you play hard to get, it gets me super hard. If I can ever get you alone I will rip you a second asshole and fill up every one of your orifices with my cum.

>>572982105
rollin for this

>>572982139
feel like rolling for this one

I want to shit on your face

>>572982110
Because it couldn't have possibly been ruined by the dog comments.

>>572982139

rolling for this one

you could also be a cat

>>572981824

THIS

>>572982139
Reroll

>>572982139
reroll #2

>>572982281
Reroll

>>572981927
That's what you're thinking right now, wait for me to put you on a leash and drag you around my apartment butt naked on all fours, you'll see if you are by then.

>>572982139
Roll

>>572982503
rolling

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ayy lmao

>>572982582
Rerolling

>>572982191
rolling

you sure look like a dog

someone hurry up and winrar

>>572982606
Can i save this image? I find it really funny lmao

>>572982753
It's all yours my friend

>>572982753
Sure thing newfriend! I really really like that you find it funny.

This is lots of lols!

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>>572982669
69 get.
>mfw 44 won't happen.

>>572982846
thank you heaven

>>572982846
thank you user k2anfnyp lol

>>572983256
my mistake, i meant >>572982949

>>572982139
Reroll again

choose easier numbers

op quit being a faggot and make this easier

You no a dog, be a frog with that licky licky snoop froggy smokin' tongue.

>>572983336
lots of lols! Its okay user gmkMMbQA make sure you show your friends that image you really really like!

niger tongue my anus

don't let the nigger tongue my anus

I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday

>>572981927
1/100 chance of somebody winning. Broaden the win criteria you stupid fucking cunt...

>>572982139
Le roll

You sure? Cause you're being a frgid bitch

>>572981927
but you a bitch tho

*also send a picture of stump grinder*

if u no dog we can make hot one, you will give me your buns

"lets just cut to the chase, my dick in you ass. Let's make poo babies together"

fucking hell 44 is never showing

fucking hell this shit took so long that OP probably decided to have another conversation. This is your fucking fault op for picking a stupidly low chance for this shit to keep rolling smoothly

TRIANGLE!

>>572983945
So fucking close
Rolling again

"lets just cut to the chase, my dick in your ass. Let's make poo babies together"

>>572982139
rolll

u're not a dog, u ma bitch

I want to wreck your anus the same way Osama bin laden wrecked the twin towers

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I'll save this sweet child from you freaks

>>572982139

this pl0x

"you know what, forget the cuddling. Come over and i will give you the business."

>>572984221
White reroll

>>572984243
so close

>>572984317
Rerolling
"So close"

>>572984315
>>572984221
Protect the innocent!

>>572984315
white rolls are my fave

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>kek

>>572984221
God will help me save this girl from evils clasp

>>572984317

Not really.

>>572979756
Babe, if you give me the chance i will give you the good ol lickaroo

>>572984221
Ill post cheese pizza to save this girl if I have to

>>572984483
YOU FUCK

>>572984483
oh shit

>>572984570
reroll

>>572984483
Now you just gotta romance her before OP does for the ultimate fuck over.

>>572979756
"I wanna tell you something"
"I love nigger cock and I can't get enough of it, I think I have ebola"
44 get

>>572984483
This could get interesting...

I think I have ebola

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>>572984483

>>572984483
shit just heated up

>>572984483

someone archive this shit yo

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>>572984483
Party time

>>572984483
Is that you Travis?

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Why did you make this so easy OP?

>>572984483
Holy Shit

>>572985436
Give us roll numbers bro

>>572985654
please!

>>572985436
hook up with. crush OP. profit.

>>572985436
OP, I have a proposition for you. I want to have a private chat with you where you call me 'Yuri Daddy' while I tell you where to put Peach Flavored Greek yogurt on yourself (if you don't have peach, we can substitute). Then you pretend that robots are on their way to kidnap you, and only my orgasm will save you. Then (just so you're not surprised) I'm going to deliberately choose NOT to orgasm so the robots actually catch you. I'll need you to tell me in pretty good detail what the ninja robots are doing to you for about fifteen minutes. Then we watch Back to the Future Part 2 and everytime Marty says 'Doc' I want you to pinch your nipple. This will take about an hour and a half, but it's probably the most important part. Finally, I want you to tell me that you're going to turn me into a pregnant girl and there's nothing I can do about it until i cum.

Does this sound like something you'd be into? If not, we can work a little on the details, but I really think you need this

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>>572986000
this

>>572986000
Critikal? Are you browsing /b/ again?

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>>572986000
>check em

this shit is starting to get interesting. op, you still there?

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>>572986000
well shit

>>572986504
op is kill

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>>572985436
>>572984483
Shits about to go down

Also >>572986000
Nice get

I am terminator

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>Th.e F.a.p.p.e.n.n.in.g F.ul.l Col.l.ec.tion
tinyurl:com/fappenning [write . instead of : ]

>>572986242
Not enough nipples

>>572986242
Nope this is all original content.

>>572986000
trips

>>572985436
My name is anon the destroyer of cunts, and master of cunnilingist