I'm skyping this girl right now and she's threatening to cut right in front of me. thing is, she fucking does this regularly. What do?
take screen shots and post them
tell her tits or gtfo
>>572391721
I'll get on that
>>572391797
she's slooty so that's not a problem
>>572391965
bump
>>572391509
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Waiting for titties
Stream it.
>>572391509
You need to sever all ties with this person as quickly as possible (no pun intended).
god speed
oh fuck shes going full suicide mode
>>572391509
whats her name?
>>572392585
that sucks man, where the screencaps tho?
>>572392585
Adrianna
fucking attention whores
fuck her and run
Stream this shit OP, it is your one and only duty!
>>572392837
Already fucked her right in the pussy
>>572392771
Can we roll to decide what you answer?
>>572391509
who gives a fuck? she may be easy pussy but she's a psychopath you dont want to get serious with, so who cares if she wants to cut in front of u? shes just trying to get a reaction from you. Prolly wants to beg her not to, so she feels like something that actually has value or importance. One day you'll lose patience for such games that mental chicks play and brush nutjobs like this off the to side after you get what you want
>>572392771
ty . had a heart attack for a second. you have no idea how much you helped a /b/ro out.
tell her to kill herself then, she will look and feel stupid when she realises it's not what she wants
btw, here's the grill OP is talking to: https://www.facebook com/adrianna.fletcher.56
>#2 on search. shit shouldn't be this easy...
>>572392771
how can she see anything with that hair
>>572392952
wait you stuck your dick in that crazy?
your god cant save you
Get her to cut on cam, throw some nudes in there. Screen cap that shit and post.
>>572393192
ohshit
>>572393289
I can't even save me
>>572392952
why are you still talking to her?
post the nudes
>>572393402
working on it
>>572392771
>>572391509
tell her to quit being such an attention seeking cunt! if she had real problems and was actually into self-harming she wouldn't need someone to see her do it. she'd want to fucking hide it and be shameful. Stupid highschool fucking skank
>>572391509
Tell her this
"Grow up, you miserable attention whore, nobody gives a fuck."
And close out skype
OP tell her that you've had a really bad time in your life. That you were stuck in a mindset of constant suicide ideation. About four or five months or something. DO NOT give a reason why it happened and DO NOT say that you ever attempted to take your own life. Say that you never wanted to kill yourself, that you just wanted to not live anymore.
Be slightly vague as it's not something you're comfortable talking about. That you're just happy to be in a better place now. Tell her that she doesn't deserve to feel as bad as she does.
And if you honestly are, tell her that you'd like to help her find a place that will help her on her way to being happy again. There are resources available all over, even for people with financial struggles. Let me know if I can help.
Guys, I'm in way too deep. She is under the delusion that I love her and I don't have the heart to just cut her off from my life
>>572394004
Also, right before you do this. Kill yourself
>>572393289
i stuck my dick in crazy. kinda similar circumstances. she turned me into an emo faggot.
trust me OP. don't get suckered into her shit sob stories
>>572394169
break it to her, record the cutting
infinite LULZ
>>572394169
>Cut her off
>>572394364
kekeke
#cutforFgt2k14
>>572394169
>>572394496
life of a beta
shit I told her so just flat out stop and now shes in a "good mood" dafuq is this
>>572394496
Get the nudes
tell her you wanna fuk her why she cuts oh yeah man
>>572393784
This. Been told 5 times in my life by 5 girls that they were gonna kill themselves. Told them all to go for it. They're all unfortunately still with us and just wanted a reaction out of me.
Fucking dumb sluts.
>>572394729
as said before she's just an attention whore
yes i intended that to rhyme
>>572394801
OP can't deliver
>>572394729
she wont be for long after I sent her caps of this thread :)
>>572394801
Actually no, I take that back. that'd be cheese pizza, cough cough, we dont want that around here, cough cough.
>>572394934
Faggot, do it.
>>572394934
Eliminate can't from your vocabulary, the word is CAN
>>572394980
haha disregard that, i'm a major faggot
>>572394980
eh I kinda have to be in the same building with her for 6 hours tomorrow, so if you have any compassion, plz no
>>572395297
>4chan
>2014
>compassion
>topkek
>>572394179
You should take notes, faggot. I've almost got a dozen girls that i've helped out like this over the years. Every few months I run into one and they fuck me like I saved their lives.
And it's totally legit. No lying, no throwing money around like a retard. No guilt and no strings attached. It's fucking beautiful.
>>572395448
fucking ex suicidal pussy
you must be the most alpha faggot out there
>>572395448
This is essentially my strategy but the fact is I get waaay too attached
>>572395297
nudes or the reckoning will begin
>>572395626
she's fucking ugly anyways
let her slit that wrist
btw tell her to go down the road
Just get tits
>>572395673
no cheese pizza for you
>>572395614
Everybody has had a moment in their life where they were fucked in the head. I never wanted to kill myself or anything, I was just taking trippy drugs for too long and thought that I was god. Solipsism, it's called technically.
You probably have memories of being gored by your uncle's slimey fat cock or something. Same thing.
>>572395990
underagedfag
>>572396243
biggest cock i ever took
>>572396243
actually my brother's friend cock but same difference
Why don't we all add her and make her feel nice.
We don't care if she is ugly or not, let's make her want to live.
Also, newfag here.
>>572396737
life is boring SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE
>>572396737
OP is fag
looks like a double suicide then
>>572397723
shots fired
>>572397723if she starts cutting more, fucking record
i need something entertaining tonight
>>572397723
well, I'll just be going now
>>572398013
ya you fucking do that faggot
>>572397723
Faggot
>>572398105
nah I actually want to see where this goes
>>572397723
Youzabitchforthat.wav
>>572391509
fap in front of her while she cut
>>572397723
Thanks a lot Whitey Mc Kinghty, You fucking faggot.
>>572397723
you going to hell terminally single lonely dick sucking cunt
She's fucking bitching me out hardcore right now
>>572399061
screenshot it
this white knight did a good thing. this could turn out great, op update us on this
>>572399061
Screencaps man, screencaps
>>572399371
OP will attempt to deliver
>>572399371
I'm not so sure this was so much about white knighting as it was about being an asshole to OP
>>572393192
>https://www.facebook com/adrianna.fletcher.56
Her profile is full of posts of sad songs. This is like the porn of suffering or some shit.
Fuck all of you
lewl
she's talking about how I broke her
done with this. no tis, not worth.
>>572399061
>posts personal conversation on /b/
>gets caught
>She's fucking bitching me out hardcore right now
It's like this is you're first time talking to a woman.
>>572399061
Assuming you have this girl's facebook ask her for the link to >>572397723 's profile and dox him for being a bigger faggot than you are, which is still a lot
>>572400279
cant do anything write tho, clearly
>>572400279
>I can't do anything write
She can start by learning to spell right
This romanticism of suicide is just another sign of how boring young people have become.
GET A FUCKING HOBBY!
>>572391509
tell her theres an emptiness inside her that you can fill. to get to it you need to put your dick into the cut between her legs.
>>572392952
ok, now run
>>572400365
I really want to but I'm to much of a pussy to ask her
>>572400886
do it. do it now.
>>572401073
teach me how
>>572400279
This bitch is attention seeking as fuck. My ex girlfriend was actually suicidal at one stage and it wasn't like this.
>>572391509
LEAVE HER NOW.
trust me it isnt worth it, you might think you love her, but she will make you crazy, you will slowly lose all your friends, and in the end she will grow to hate you the more you love and care for her.
end the skype tell her its over, and never talk to her again.
tl;dr the advice i wish i could give my self 6 years agao (we lasted three years ill never get back)
>>572400279
> I cant do anything write
Top kek
>>572400886
do it faggot
>>572391509
"lol do it bitch. you mean nothing to me. i hope you die"
>edgelord zer0
>>572401238
Just say 'i need the link to the person that sent you that thread' then proceed to post here, you basket-case
>>572397723
(y)
>>572401316
3deep5me
still no tits, how old is this bitch
>>572401447
this, dumbass.
not old enough
>>572401541
OP is Vic Fuentes from Pierce The Veil
>>572401720
How old is she?
>>572392290
this
>>572401541
Nice to see someone else agrees OP is fag!
>>572400279
make this your only response:
right*
well this is fucking great
>>572400279
>I hide all my emotions
Clearly not
OP underestimated /b/
awaiting results
>>572402270
get a threesome with this bitch and Katie Wittwer.
>>572402372
kek
>>572402270
Hey OP nice picture faggot
https://www.facebook com/heavenlydeb
is this moms?
would fuck
>>572402853
Oh snap OP's mum is a milf!
ask for anal or else ur gona stop talking to her plus tell/show her parents everything
hey op, can i fuck your mom deborah? she's a nice piece of ass.
>>572392771
Wow. Never would have expected her to look like an edgy teenager. She's probably really different from all the other edgy teenage girls like her though.
>>572402853
>https://www.facebook com/heavenlydeb
nice, OP is probably looking for how to delete thread
Lookin sexy Alex
tell her to cut vertically if she wants to kill herself
>>572403185
is that northrend behind you alex? ask this lovely lady for a raid night, just the too of ya
>>572403185
If it was just a plain background this could totally be the picture of somebody that shot up a school.
>>572403182
He deleted his Facebook
>>572403651
/b is fucking scary
>>572403651
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>572403651
>>572403821
Hahaha Alex come on man, you could at least delete the thread first. Right after you posted nudes of your mom, she looks nice.
>>572403821
lurk more newfag
>>572403479
thats obviously skyrim
I hope she uninstalls before suicide
>hilarious
>>572403821
Alex, no one was going to hurt you. At least i dont think so.
posting in epic thread
>>572403651
well, looks like we're done here
>>572391509
let her do it, fap into the webcam while she does.
>>572399061
hahaha
screenshots you fucking nigger
This was fun, thanks, OP. I'll save your pics for later
Alex I let your Mom Deborah know you're on 4chan trying to get Adrianna to give you nudes and kill herself. I hope your Mom gets you the professional help you need.
>>572402853
Hahaahahaha! Talk about a thread backfiring! Wow
>>572391509
Fucking op is a fucking huge faggot!
>>572404727
lul op is fucked
>>572404727
Same
>>572404727
dude
This is Ops mom
>>572391509
tell her to stop being a cut and aim for the head
>>572405017
Fucking train wreck.
>>572405017
Would rape in her sons room
>>572404727
Oh shit.........
>>572405017
Time to fap
Late night quality from /b/
It's the little diamonds in the shitpile that keep pulling me back in.
Lel OP is fucked
>>572405017
i'd sting her
OP goofed today
>>572405382
oh god man
>>572405382
fuck sake
>>572405382
charge your phone for fuck sake
>>572405382
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do et feget
>>572405382
>not sending her a wincest greentext
>not including his skype log
this thread just got a lot more interesting..
>>572405382
HAHAHAAHAH
>>572405382
ohgodmysides
>>572405382
Yes!
I'm so hard right now keep it coming
/b/
posting in an ebic thread
>>572405382
Give us the update on this shit if you can
>>572405382
c'mon reply
>>572399941
/thread
>>572400279
>anything write
my fucking sides
>>572405382
>OP's face right now
>>572405382
Yesssssss
Tell her it's down the road not across the street
>>572405382
Godspeed, anon.
Godspeed.
>>572406220
>continued
The man is Ops dad
>>572391509
Cut depector on your body pls.
>>572405382
OMG. You guysssssssssssss
>>572405382
GG op
>>572400279
Im tempted to add hert and really break her because
>write
>>572406302
what?
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
>>572406313
Someone message him saying OP is posting on a homosexual help website
I photoshopped your mom in to porn and sent her the pictures, sorta adds up with the other persons message now
10/5/14
The day /b/ betrayed OP after he betrayed a dumb suicide girl
Someone screencap this thread for the history board
>>572405382
This bread suddenly got interesting.. fucking keep us updated on this gold, anon!
Tell her to stop crossing the street and just walk down the road.
>>572406313
Dad looks cool, scored hot wife. Shame his son is such a faygo
>>572406564
why not posting it right here too Anon?
>>572405382
Mom looks like a freak dough. it might happen
>>572406564
Post screencaps you nigger
>>572406594
gonna do it
>>572406564
Post pics cunt
ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE
My phone is almost kill and I have no charger
Someone else take over
https://Facebook com/heavenlydeb
>>572406497
THIS THIS THIS THIS
OP: ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT
dear op
today, you dun fucked up
>>572392771
"Good"
>Tonight on FOX, local teen girl goes an hero the way she deserves. The good people of the internet are, as we speak, photoshopping her corpse getting fucked by a horse.
>>572406564
>not posting it
damn son, share the whore
>>572405382
B lives....
>cutting for bieber
>weed ruins music
You better be encouraging her to cut deep straight down the arm and not across.
>>572391509
just got out of this relationship
different threat but same thing. gotta get out of it man, they probably don't do it regardless but you can't feel guilty for their choices regardless. nobody with stories like that usually leads to happiness at the end of the rainbow of cocks.
mfw this entire thread.
4chan - Finally we're doing something positive™
i love you /b/
for this and because you always censor credit card info
XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
XX/XX
i have no idea why anyone would ever figure that out...
god speed anons
Fucking top-fif
OP dun fucked up reallllll gud
Mom if you are reading this. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. But I know Dad has been cheating on you, and you just deserve better.
I can be the man in your life.
Everytime I see you ... these new strange feelings well up inside me. Feelings that are not write. But how can they be not write when I feel them so strongly, like in a poem?
The other day I stole your dirty panties and the way they smelled gave me the courage I needed to write you. But then I chickened out and tore up the letter.
It is for the best you find out.
posting in an awesome thread
billy joel is a meme now lol
>>572400279
>I can't do anything write
That's the fucking truth
Dom is a fag
>>572407087
Read the thread fuck head
OP: ☑ Not REKT ☑ REKT
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Op's a fucking newfag..,kek'd more than I should've
>>572406440
Ah, OP's face right now
>Continued
>>572405758
please provide this greentext you speak of
>>572407229
i like how you misspelled write. op doesn't look smart enough to get through a simple paragraph without looking like a fucking moron
>>572407282
Go away man you blocking my view of how awesome this is
>>572407229
The kek is strong
Please archive this glorious thread.
Billy Joel is a meme.
Toastin
>>572407229
cool costume op
archive thread please
funniest shit i've seen a while
AHAHHAHAAH
>>572400279
>write
BILLY JOEL
ayy lmao
>>572406564
IS A
This bread is going places.
>>572400279
>I can't do anything write
>>572407960
Prove you actually sent it you utter cunt
>>572395614
You could always lie you retard.
i just got off the phone and this thread still exists
<3 you /b/
BILLY JOEL IS A MEME LOL
>>572407960
Post cap of sent message, chicken shit newfag
>>572407229
>feelings that are not write
my sides
>>572407530
Pot calling the kettle black.
>>572405382
Oh you
>>572408013
Shit, forgot image
>>572407673
>mfw
how big's ur billy joel folder
mine's half a gigabyte because i have a labrynth of joels protecting my porn stash
>>572391509
Down the river not across the street.
>>572405382
Oh gawd, worth waking up 3 hours earlier before work
>>572407724
oh sweet jesus
that fucking betafag
someone fucking archive this shit
>>572394980
I also wanted everyone to know I suck huge cocks and ruin threads by being a massive faggot.
So let me get this straight... Are some white knights actually contacting OP's mother? Damn... Haha
>>572408228
>>572408410
Wouldn't it be weirder if someone saw that you had an entire gig of Billy Joel photos?
>>572407960
gonna have to screenshot your sent messages brah
>>572408139
You're making this awesome thread less awesome. I always liked /b/ because it seems to have a lot of clever fuckers here providing comic gold. But this isn't clever or funny duder. Try and start whatever meme in your own thread or something.
https: //www.facebook.com
/imthebest1eva Jennifer Allyn is his sister
Sweet. Personal army activated... good work guys. .....
your retarded
kek
>>572407724
topfuckingkek saved for cringe thread
OP LOST THE GAME
>THE GAME
>>572392376
that looks like a parking lot. i would've set that car ablaze.
4archive . org/b/thread/572391509
archived for pleasure and as requested.
>>572408578
Oh fuck hahahaha.
>>572406267
This thread is no longer about that.
>>572408578
Delivery!
>>572407724
Op kickin' that goth ninja
>>572408578
>>572400279
damn son you tore that pussy apart.
>>572408791
>Excuse me ma'am
fuck off to leddit
>>572408697
this is one of a hundred folders filled with billy joel
it's kind of a labrynth with decoys and shit to hide my pronz
>>572408791
Do it. Also add that it has beastiality on this site.
>>572408770
>your retarded
>your
>>572408791
I'm love u anon
OP is grounded
>>572408869
There was nothing there faggot
>>572409085
your new
no xbox for op for a whole week so he can get his mind write
>>572409061
>Copying the Kevin Spacey joke
ARCHIVED
>>572409180
Proof?
>>572408791
Guys, she will not see it. Majority of Facebook users don't know what a Other folder is. I believe you have to vomit money to get the message on her Inbox folder.
>>572406979
i forgot to attach in my post, i basically just said he was posting incest stories about her
also named it 12 to look like there were more
>>572409085
>not disputing that this dude easily just personal armied someone and you guys did this and broke our own rules
>>572409081
Fuck outa here
>>572409358
Shutup bitch
>>572409320
>>572409347
Congratulations, faggots.
>>572409061
But now people will just think you have a deep-rooted Billy Joel fetish.
>>572409342
>>572409347
top kek
>>572409320
Proof?
>>572409347
>>572409320
Congrats Faggots, hows San Fran?
>>572409320
>>572409347
Congratulations, where are you guys going on your honey moon?