He's back! He's fucking back /b/!!!!! >https:

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He is fucking back!

The God-Emperor of cringe and autism is making videos again!

>GET HYPE

>>572193890
lol no posts.. 4chan is dead

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>>572193890
daily reminder that 4chan is dead and full of teeny boppers and preps that are too full of themselves and have no personality to contribute anything good besdies their faces on rate threads

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HES BAAAACKKK!!!

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ewww is he really doing this transsexual thing?
>an hero incoming

>>572196397
I'm pretty sure he does it to compensate for how lonely he is.

Bump for my dog chris. If you all don't know who he is you best learn.

my anus is ready

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>new fucking cwc video
>barely any responses

/b/ is kill

>>572193890
MY MY WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TRAP~ SAUCE? MOAR

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Noice.

BAMP

>>572193890
Bump for CWC

SONICHUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXhPw4uWkA

come on don't die on me

>>572193890
Who is Catherine? His latest one sided relationship?

>>572193890
>nothing...*gulp* else happened

so very sad

i get sad whenever i see this retard. i actually feel sorry for him.

am i cancer?

It's weird not seeing him in his room full of shit.

Anyone know where him ad his mom are living now? You know, since he set their house on fire?

OH SHIT

Who the fuck's Catherine?

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no way
NO WAY

>>572198930

Nah, he's definitely one of the saddest fucks in all of human existence. It's okay to feel bad for this worthless autist.

OH SHI

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>>572198930
The sad part is he's not actually, clinically, retarded.

Just a regular sperg gone horribly wrong.

>>572198987
Some hotel last i heard.

>>572199328
Believe it son.

>>572193890
Where the fuck is he? Looks like some kind of shady motel room

Sweet merciful jesus I never thought I'd see the day. Dont all jump all over his shit immediately, let him think hes safe and all the trolls have died out. Hes like a little autistic turtle, we dont want him to go back into his shell.

>>572198386
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsMldGunXjs

someone make a parody/movie trailer like we did with Elliot Rodger NOW!!!

>>572193890
what did chrischan actually do? i dont feel like reading a whole encyclopedia dramatica article

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y

>>572200152
christian weston chandlers clinical psychiatrist, thanks for that info that he's not actually retarded. Because only his Dr could really diagnose something like that, and not simply just taking the obvious and running with it.

>>572193890
can someone please tell me what the fuck that glorious soundtrack is from??

>>572200460
Made an unoriginal and crudely drawn comic called Sonichu, Internet discovered him and proceeds to troll him, Chris sperges out, keeps getting worse and worse... fuck, so many things have happened with him, it's really hard to summarize. Just watch some of his videos.

>>572199202
Catherine Wayne.
Chris-chan's gunning for moot's ex.

>>572200460
He is mostly known for "creating" the chracter of Sonichu, the electric-type hedgehog pokemon. He would draw all these comics about how Sonichu would help him fight off bullies and trolls and help him find a girlfriend (Boyfriend-Free Girl To Make Into A Sweetheart From The Ground Up), and of course he would publish these comics online. As his personal life went into a downward spiral and trolls became part of his few human interactions his Sonichu comics became more and more demented.

>>572200460
It's wonderful, horrifying, and utterly intriguing at the same time. It can't be summarised in an article. It needs a whole goddamn wiki.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_page

>>572200460
>a whole encyclopedia dramatica article

Fuck ED, ChrisChan has his own wiki. His tale is that fucking nuts. Just start reading.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

>>572195458
I see you shitposting this retardation everywhere. If 4chan is so dead, why do you spend all of your time shitposting here faggot?
Go back to cancerchan.

>>572200906
that "you go gurl" at 0:58

evrytiem

>>572200460
Sorry, but you'll have to read the whole thing to understand why he's such a big deal.

>>572193890
Didn't he start a kickstarters for $5000 so he could build a lego house?

>>572200906
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN-J8WdMuQ4

>>572200152
Not that "retarded" is used much any longer, but being in the Asperger/Autism spectrum usually means you're pretty retarded.

The well functioning autists/aspies you see in public and don't notice much are the minority, most have pretty serious issues.

>>572200460
He's also known for making all sorts of videos that range from slightly cringe-worthy to clinically insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UsyGYk2FQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr7zJTSBSF8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ok9BWE4UIU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A83TC27Lrqg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKrl7SA0Myo

There are also TONS of videos of him farting on a cake, jerking off and drinking his own cum, humping his PS3, having sex with a blowup doll, shoving his Sonichu medallion up his ass, etc.

Luckily a lot of these were lost over the years.

>dat fucking house address listed in the description

My favorite Chrischan moment has to be when he was arrested for his hit and run, and then went insane in his holding cell, becoming a genie.

Don't forget this club banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrISSkwWcn0

>>572193890

Makes you realize how easily one can slip through the cracks and fall into the endless pit of autism and cringe

>>572200460
I call dubs when Chris gets Ebola

>>572200906
>that unenthusiastic click-clack of his guitar Hero controller

Probably my favourite musical thing of his besides Chris and the Hedgehog Boys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN-J8WdMuQ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlP5VhuJubE

>>572201651

>There are also TONS of videos of him farting on a cake, jerking off and drinking his own cum, humping his PS3, having sex with a blowup doll, shoving his Sonichu medallion up his ass, etc.


Sauce for great justice

>>572201651
>shoving his Sonichu medallion up his ass
Didn't think he would take the insult so literally....

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HES BACK!

fellow oldfag reporting in i remember that thats chris pool right

>>572200460
It's like The Truman Show, but the show is run by a bunch of malicious teenagers and Jim Carrey's character is an anime-obsessed retard.

>>572202354
Search for it on sonichu.com. They're definitely out there.

Maaan. Been following this guy since the end of the Ivy saga. He literally became my celebrity obsession, the way people obsess over Brad Pitt or something. Not even joking.

>>572202237
That would require him physically interacting with other people.

>>572201651
Ive never seen these, this is fucking gold!

>>572193890
He's still trying the tranny thing? lol

Str8 flexin' on these ho ass house niggaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYATxB7NXAY

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>>572200214
THIS!

FUCKING THIS!

>>572203260
sorry, anon. The ebic ween troles are going to run screaming at him like a hoard of retards and scare him off in three videos, tops.

It'll be fun while it lasts.

>>572202354
LIke I said, a lot of these were lost to the sands of time and crappy file-hosting sites. But let me see what I can find.

JULLAAAYYYYYYY: http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischans-sex-tape/XDjg4KnvdT9o/

Deleted videos: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Videos

Chris chan sticks his dick in snow: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cwcsicle#Transcripts link to google doc works

Chris spanking himself: http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-spank-dat-ass/5Cwlpd41eSdO/

what am I doing with my life: http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-shower/sW8HU4nybtk6/

cum-fanta: http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-cum-fanta/wMlgfbs9XSDP/

At the very least there are some relatively-SFW versions on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jjK48fpYQ

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>>572201147
Jesus.. i had no idea

Is there anywhere i can donate money to him?

HO LEEEEYYYYY SHIIIIIIT.

WE BACK BOYS.

JULAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

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>>572193890

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I never really got the phenomenon surrounding this guy. Yeah, he's strange, but most of it's because he's just trying to figure the world out and has virtually no life lessons to start with thanks to his parents. He's creeped out some women in his life, but never gone off the edge and assaulted anybody.

Really the only thing he's done wrong is put his amateur comics and personal life on the internet in hopes of building relationships with other people. His only alternative was to have no social life of any kind.

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am i the only one who cheked the video description? he posted his fucking address.

>>572203870
someone here can post his ebay. You can buy his art to support him

anyone found facebook of his new sweetheart yet?

>>572201147
>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_page
you understand that he was mentally disabled? this was the beginning of the change from what be used to be to what it is now
>a bunch or solo cups we keyboard nowing.

>>572204227
agree with this, is always parents fault

>>572193890
Chris plays a like he has autism really good hes the best troll i know on youtube.

>>572204248
Holy fucking shit I wished I still lived in Charlottesville! Thats like 30 minutes away from where I used to live!!!!

hahaha fuck it's chris

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>>572196828
As many have said before, this is the only way he'll get close to a woman.

>>572204620
so you could do what? point and laugh?

>>572204227
It's because no matter how many of his e-girlfriends turn out to be trolls, no matter how many women reject him and his attraction sign methods, no matter how many people point out Sonichu has no value, no matter how much trouble and arrests he gets in with the law by trying to re-enter places he's banned from, he still does the same things over and over and over again, without fail. It's the literal definition of insanity.

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>>572204248
I want to believe god damn it.... but its too good, even for him, he can't be that fucking retarded after all these years.

C-can he?

>>572204479
ya because no one would post on youtube if they had autism in a million years.

>>572204770
he's been dox'd so much that it's meaningless anymore.

>>572203870
He's sellin ridiculously overpriced art of his on ebay, but it's still selling because he's achieve cult status.

When his house & his hoard of plastic shit burned down to the ground, a bunch of trolls actually sent him a care package of a bunch of things including Axe Body Spray & Shampoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKQctHJ71hA as well as art supplies on the off chance that he might start Sonichu up again.

He really walks the line between tragedy and comedy.

>>572204227
>but never gone off the edge and assaulted anybody.

He committed a hit & run against the owner of a store that he was banned from .

>>572204723
There is alot of shit that could be done. Fake fan mail could be dropped off, letters from catherine could be delivered, etc. Lots of possibilities.

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>>572204770
apparently he is, check on the video.

>>572204978
this shits as old as the internet its like reopening a thread a few years to late.

>>572204248
That's his old address, the one that burned down. And yes, he tends to do that a LOT. Like he will literally confirm it on a Youtube video.

What he even say?

>>572194854
Did he willingly pose for that picture or was he blackmailed or something?

>>572201639
Mildly autistic people that you are around won't go unnoticed for long. They develop personality traits that make them intolerable to be around.

>>572204906
art is subjective
>ignorant newfag troll
ITT: angry neckbeards
you'll be so kind as to tip your own fedora, I dont own one

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>>572193890
He's not back. That's not his official channel... obviously just another leaked video trolls got a hold of. Tfw he will never be on Youtube again making regular insane videos.

>>572205202
iirc this image was taken for a person posing as a woman, using his desperation to get him to do crazy shit

>>572205369
your just a kid being edgy faggot you probably hate your basterd family too huh.

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>>572205202
That one picture was blackmail iirc

This one was just for fun

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>>572200460
>>572201034
>>572201147
>>572201259
This is why /b/ is not dead and a cancerous place

Lurk moar you dirty newfaggot

>>572201639
The word "retard" gets thrown around less and less because a number of interest groups popped up in their defense. The real world really hates people with any kind of autism, so it's gonna be a while before we see any interest groups come up for them.

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>>572205750
now*

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I still have the infamous Cakefart vid, it seems its deleted almost everywhere

>>572205815
b-but what about autism rocks?

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>>572205927
You have to upload it somewhere and archive it anon, do it for Sonichu.

>>572204227
>His only alternative was to have no social life of any kind.

or a twitch channel

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google doesnt have an image of where he is living, but he posted his address on the youtube page.

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Here's hoping he makes more of that sweet, sweet sonichu artwork.

>>572206180
He got famous before Twitch came out.

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>>572206098

Here you go nigger

http://videobam.com/NQSbt

>mfw I havent dared to watch it myself

>>572195458
Lol you got Skype? Your a cutie

>>572193890
> Its going down! SHIT IS GOING DOWN!!!!
It's just some of his relationship bs. You get excited about it like it's one of your fucking telenovelas.

>>572206785
Why did he make that? I don't get it.

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>>572207006
for u

>>572206785
>http://videobam.com/NQSbt

the fuck am I doing with my life

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>>572207446
BECAUSE IT'S ART, YOU MONKEY.

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>>572206785
>http://videobam.com/NQSbt
Thanks anon! .... I guess

>>572193890
Yes, we know it by now: Chris chan is insane.
Why are you all so obsessed by this one lunatic?

>>572207407
Dude...this IS my fucking telenovela. Game of Thrones? Mad Men? Sopranos? Pleb shit compared to the IRL tragicomedy that is Chris-chan.

>>tfw I am actually a fan

>>572200152
Dude he is clearly massively retarded. What normal person would act like that?

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>>572204227
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Arrest#Legal_troubles

>>572201651
Watched the last video. He has bigger titties than me :(

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He's back....In pog form

>>572204227
>but never gone off the edge and assaulted anybody.
You sure about that? He tried to kill Michael Snyder a few years back by having his mom run the guy over. The only reason Chris isn't in jail right now is because of some legal loophole that has to do with his autism.

>>572196397
>implying CWC is self-aware enough to even consider the things he does or have done to be embarrassing or wrong.
>implying he'd ever kill himself

>>572200460
He is the most interesting man of all time.

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>>572208626

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he was never gone.

What did he even do to any of you all? CWC is a god in my eyes and I was recently confirmed as Chriskin, so this is a direct insult to us and him. You all just dont understand him. Hes just misunderstood.. I bet he could kick your ass anytime, anywhere. And his cover of "holding out for a hero" was better than the original. Why? because he did it. None of you faggots could top that.

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>>572209969
i love him.

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>>572209969
Thanks for joining us tonight, Chris!

>>572210302
*her

This guy is on level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUtyfamEsNg&app=desktop

>>572210371
YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF HIM.

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>>572211786
>I will never be Chris's best pal...

>>572209863
>>572210302
>the mountains of plastic shit starting to pile up again.

It's like watching the change of seasons.

>>572212915
Chrischan needs to meet Mark.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUtyfamEsNg

Mark is life
Mark is love

Im sending this thread to CWC and he will make a video.

>>572193890

Is he wearing a fucking skirt and tights. The fucking Ren and Stimpy music goes so well with it.

>>572202090
Having autism is usually a prerequisite though

>>572214696
Chrischan has declared himself a transgendered lesbian. He's still looking for a female to love him... her... whatever.

>>572207716

Dear fucking jesus is that legit!?

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OP here just smoked a fat bowl and got to thinking...

Maybe we should set him up with a girl that's just as autistic, cuz think about it, the way he is now our loveable little monster will never have retarded baby offspring of his own to continue the lulzcow legacy, and lets be real here sooner or latter Chris is gonna go after the wrong girl and get his ass wasted by her 6'6" nignog bf who don't give two shits about Chris's autism.

We literally ruined him over the years and this is like the perfect chance to pay him back for all the lulz he provided and get something in return, CWC Junior, who will hopefully be just as much of a lulzcow as his old man.

His hamplanet of a mother is still alive too, so CWCJ will pretty much have the same upbringing as Chris only worse cuz Chris will also be an influence

>pic unrelated

kek I thought that was Stallman

>>572215514
i agree. i mean we must know at least 1 girl that spergy enough to hit it off with chrischan.
and i kinda feel like we owe it too him since we kinda ruined his life and put it on display for the whole world
just think of all the things we did too him
>killed his father
>burned down his house
>raped his girlfriend
i mean not litterally but we basically did all of these things to him in some way

>>572216291
>i mean not litterally but we basically did all of these things to him in some way
kek

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TOASTING IN FUCKING EPIC BREAD

>>572218009
>>572218009
Fuck off summer.