He's fucking back /b/!!!!!
Its going down! SHIT IS GOING DOWN!!!!
He is fucking back!
The God-Emperor of cringe and autism is making videos again!
daily reminder that 4chan is dead and full of teeny boppers and preps that are too full of themselves and have no personality to contribute anything good besdies their faces on rate threads
ewww is he really doing this transsexual thing?
>an hero incoming
>new fucking cwc video
>barely any responses
/b/ is kill
The sad part is he's not actually, clinically, retarded.
Just a regular sperg gone horribly wrong.
Some hotel last i heard.
Believe it son.
Sweet merciful jesus I never thought I'd see the day. Dont all jump all over his shit immediately, let him think hes safe and all the trolls have died out. Hes like a little autistic turtle, we dont want him to go back into his shell.
christian weston chandlers clinical psychiatrist, thanks for that info that he's not actually retarded. Because only his Dr could really diagnose something like that, and not simply just taking the obvious and running with it.
Made an unoriginal and crudely drawn comic called Sonichu, Internet discovered him and proceeds to troll him, Chris sperges out, keeps getting worse and worse... fuck, so many things have happened with him, it's really hard to summarize. Just watch some of his videos.
He is mostly known for "creating" the chracter of Sonichu, the electric-type hedgehog pokemon. He would draw all these comics about how Sonichu would help him fight off bullies and trolls and help him find a girlfriend (Boyfriend-Free Girl To Make Into A Sweetheart From The Ground Up), and of course he would publish these comics online. As his personal life went into a downward spiral and trolls became part of his few human interactions his Sonichu comics became more and more demented.
Not that "retarded" is used much any longer, but being in the Asperger/Autism spectrum usually means you're pretty retarded.
The well functioning autists/aspies you see in public and don't notice much are the minority, most have pretty serious issues.
He's also known for making all sorts of videos that range from slightly cringe-worthy to clinically insane.
There are also TONS of videos of him farting on a cake, jerking off and drinking his own cum, humping his PS3, having sex with a blowup doll, shoving his Sonichu medallion up his ass, etc.
Luckily a lot of these were lost over the years.
>that unenthusiastic click-clack of his guitar Hero controller
Probably my favourite musical thing of his besides Chris and the Hedgehog Boys
>There are also TONS of videos of him farting on a cake, jerking off and drinking his own cum, humping his PS3, having sex with a blowup doll, shoving his Sonichu medallion up his ass, etc.
Sauce for great justice
Search for it on sonichu.com. They're definitely out there.
Maaan. Been following this guy since the end of the Ivy saga. He literally became my celebrity obsession, the way people obsess over Brad Pitt or something. Not even joking.
LIke I said, a lot of these were lost to the sands of time and crappy file-hosting sites. But let me see what I can find.
Deleted videos: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Videos
Chris chan sticks his dick in snow: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Cwcsicle#Transcripts link to google doc works
Chris spanking himself: http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-spank-dat-ass/5Cwlpd41eSdO/
what am I doing with my life: http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-shower/sW8HU4nybtk6/
At the very least there are some relatively-SFW versions on youtube
Jesus.. i had no idea
Is there anywhere i can donate money to him?
I never really got the phenomenon surrounding this guy. Yeah, he's strange, but most of it's because he's just trying to figure the world out and has virtually no life lessons to start with thanks to his parents. He's creeped out some women in his life, but never gone off the edge and assaulted anybody.
Really the only thing he's done wrong is put his amateur comics and personal life on the internet in hopes of building relationships with other people. His only alternative was to have no social life of any kind.
am i the only one who cheked the video description? he posted his fucking address.
you understand that he was mentally disabled? this was the beginning of the change from what be used to be to what it is now
>a bunch or solo cups we keyboard nowing.
As many have said before, this is the only way he'll get close to a woman.
It's because no matter how many of his e-girlfriends turn out to be trolls, no matter how many women reject him and his attraction sign methods, no matter how many people point out Sonichu has no value, no matter how much trouble and arrests he gets in with the law by trying to re-enter places he's banned from, he still does the same things over and over and over again, without fail. It's the literal definition of insanity.
I want to believe god damn it.... but its too good, even for him, he can't be that fucking retarded after all these years.
He's sellin ridiculously overpriced art of his on ebay, but it's still selling because he's achieve cult status.
When his house & his hoard of plastic shit burned down to the ground, a bunch of trolls actually sent him a care package of a bunch of things including Axe Body Spray & Shampoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKQctHJ71hA as well as art supplies on the off chance that he might start Sonichu up again.
He really walks the line between tragedy and comedy.
>but never gone off the edge and assaulted anybody.
He committed a hit & run against the owner of a store that he was banned from .
He's not back. That's not his official channel... obviously just another leaked video trolls got a hold of. Tfw he will never be on Youtube again making regular insane videos.
That one picture was blackmail iirc
This one was just for fun
This is why /b/ is not dead and a cancerous place
Lurk moar you dirty newfaggot
The word "retard" gets thrown around less and less because a number of interest groups popped up in their defense. The real world really hates people with any kind of autism, so it's gonna be a while before we see any interest groups come up for them.
I still have the infamous Cakefart vid, it seems its deleted almost everywhere
You have to upload it somewhere and archive it anon, do it for Sonichu.
google doesnt have an image of where he is living, but he posted his address on the youtube page.
Here's hoping he makes more of that sweet, sweet sonichu artwork.
Here you go nigger
>mfw I havent dared to watch it myself
BECAUSE IT'S ART, YOU MONKEY.
Thanks anon! .... I guess
He's back....In pog form
>but never gone off the edge and assaulted anybody.
You sure about that? He tried to kill Michael Snyder a few years back by having his mom run the guy over. The only reason Chris isn't in jail right now is because of some legal loophole that has to do with his autism.
What did he even do to any of you all? CWC is a god in my eyes and I was recently confirmed as Chriskin, so this is a direct insult to us and him. You all just dont understand him. Hes just misunderstood.. I bet he could kick your ass anytime, anywhere. And his cover of "holding out for a hero" was better than the original. Why? because he did it. None of you faggots could top that.
Thanks for joining us tonight, Chris!
>I will never be Chris's best pal...
OP here just smoked a fat bowl and got to thinking...
Maybe we should set him up with a girl that's just as autistic, cuz think about it, the way he is now our loveable little monster will never have retarded baby offspring of his own to continue the lulzcow legacy, and lets be real here sooner or latter Chris is gonna go after the wrong girl and get his ass wasted by her 6'6" nignog bf who don't give two shits about Chris's autism.
We literally ruined him over the years and this is like the perfect chance to pay him back for all the lulz he provided and get something in return, CWC Junior, who will hopefully be just as much of a lulzcow as his old man.
His hamplanet of a mother is still alive too, so CWCJ will pretty much have the same upbringing as Chris only worse cuz Chris will also be an influence
i agree. i mean we must know at least 1 girl that spergy enough to hit it off with chrischan.
and i kinda feel like we owe it too him since we kinda ruined his life and put it on display for the whole world
just think of all the things we did too him
>killed his father
>burned down his house
>raped his girlfriend
i mean not litterally but we basically did all of these things to him in some way
TOASTING IN FUCKING EPIC BREAD