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>Be me
>Be 26
>Recently got married to a solid 7/10
>She wants kids right away
>Gets her wish
>Fast forward 9 months
>Baby is on the way
>In the waiting room because I couldn't handle it
>Wife has baby
>mfw I see my child for the first time
>Told her she could name the baby anything she wanted
>She tells the doctor that her name is Love
>Wife isn't a hippy or anything
>I'm not a huge fan, but fuck it, I promised her
>Fast forward 10 years
>Baby is growing up
>Love comes back from school crying
>Ask what's wrong
>Says she is being bullied because of her name
>I cheer her up with some ice cream
>Problem solved and best dad award achieved
>Fast Forward 7 more years
>Love has turned into a 9/10
>She dresses normal
>Always wears red nail polish
>But she is shy
>Very shy
>She is still mocked constantly because of her not so ordinary name
>She comes home from school
>Obviously disturbed
>Ask her if its about her name
>She says nothing
>Just kisses me on the cheek and leaves
>First time she has kissed me since she was a baby
>Just wasn't her thing
>Can hear wife pulling in
>She is home early from work
>Hear door open from daughters room
>Door then opens from garage
>Loud blast goes off directly behind me
>I fall to the ground
>Wife looks at me and screams
>I look down and see bullet through my chest
>Love says something about her name
>I look up at my still beautiful wife
> I say
>Shot through the heart
>And you're to blame
>You gave Love
>A bad name
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>>572098989
7/10
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>>572098989
10/10
Got me good.
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this guy
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>>572098989
11\12
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>dont use 4chan they said
>4chans full of faggots they said
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>>572098989
Top kek
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>>572098989
gg m8
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>>572098989
someone screenshot this pls 13/10
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>>572098989
kek'd OP, well done
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10/10.

More of that shit plox
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>>572098989
testing
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fuckin walked in to that one like a nigger. gg no re OP
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>>572098989
NIIIIIIIIICE
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>>572098989
this actually describes a serious problem: parents being a bunch of idiots when chosing their kids names.
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>>572100327
How the fuck do you people save these?
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>>572100327
perfect 10/10 would screenshot aagain
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You fucking faggot
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>>572098989
God dammit. 9/10
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>>572098989
Op.
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>>572098989
you motherfucker.
got me m8
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>>572100424
nigga dont even know how to screenshot
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>>572098989
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>>572098989
you got me, that was fucking great.


But OP is still a faggot
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>>572100670
I'm asking how to increase the quality. The one I took is pretty shit.
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>>572098989
You win this day OP
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>>572098989
You got me motherfucker. 11/10
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Best story I've heard since I closed /x/ 15 minutes ago. 9/10
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>>572100752
Kill yourself immediately you summer cunt
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
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>>572098989
good game op 10/10
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>>572098989
unreal. topkek
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This fucking guy 10/10
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I kinda was expecting what is love to hapen since there already is a shot through the heart one about a cat but oh well 7/10 OP
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mfw
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>>572100752
just zoom out and screenshot nothin else you can do
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I can see OPs shitty future in story writing
Faggot/10
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capped for future generations
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>>572098989
>Recently got married to a solid 7/10
>Fast forward 10 years
Sorry OP, but I saw something like this coming.
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>>572102147
>MFW anon jovi.png
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>>572098989
got it late at the end
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Your shit is from the streetz
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>>572098989
>First time she has kissed me since she was a baby

Top kek anon
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>>572098989
>>
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>>572102147
good cap is good.
saved it
thanks anon.
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Every. Fucking. Time
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I smirked. 8/10
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Today, OP was my nigger
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>>572098989
Is this pasta or am I mistaken?
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Is this thread the result of gamergate and the fappening? I don't understand what the fuck is going on. Op is low quality, people calling people summer in the fall...
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Toasting in epic bread!
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Screencap! 2nd try.
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>>572098989
made my day, 420/69
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>mfw
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>>572100424
Nigga u wot
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Always like these. 10/10
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>>572098989
good job OP. 9.5/10 would lol again
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How did you type this if you were shot through the heart?
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i didnt get this
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>>572111206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiB6Y8LM71k
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>>572098989
you sly motherfucker
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>>572111840
> top kek anon. thanks :D
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>>572098989
>top fucking kek
>10/10 op
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I kek'd
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>>572098989
about to leave for my shit job. thanks for laugh /b/ro
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Well played OP
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pumping an epic bread
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>>572108430
anyone have the other about ridin dirty?
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>>572098989
you are what /b/ needs op
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10/10 OP walked right into it.
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>>572098989

10/10
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I... I... Yes. Please more OP. We need more of this quality stuff.
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>>572098989
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>>572098989
Nice one.
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>>572098989
this is shit and old as fuck.

1/10
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>>572100327
your resolution sucks big dick
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>>572098989
Das nice. Das real nice.
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>>572098989
10/10
Thanks based OP
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>>572098989
Nice one m8
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>>572098989
Maximum kekkage
808/808
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Top kek
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I kekled so hard I lost my shekels
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>>572098989
made me smile, thanks
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>>572113687
Here.
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>>572098989

To your health; you're one magnificent mother fucker
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>>572098989
tl;dr
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>>572098989
Well done you massive faggot
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>>572114930
hee u pwnd
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>>572098989
>mfw I realised this wasn't real, OP 8/10
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>>572098989

well done
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>>572098989
u made me sing
that's rare
10/10
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>>572098989
10/10. Never saw it coming.
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>>572098989
10/10 you got me
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>Igg.y Aza.lea Sex Tap.e lea.ked ->
dft_ba/-IggyAzaleaSexTape [write . instead of underline ]
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>>572098989
I saw something coming, but not that.
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>>572098989
>Anonymous (ID: iFTxgKPy) 10/04/14(Sat)01:38:59 No.57

That was good OP
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>>572098989

Koo fuckin' Koo!
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This passes for good now? Tch.
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Top fucking kek 9/10
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