Alright losers. been friendzoning this guy since the beginning of the school year
gave enough hints and dont give a fuck anymore
those will be ignored. get creative you lazy fuck
lucky number 7 decides
"Listen you fucking prick, you're either blind or have an IQ below 70. I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. WITH. YOU. That is of course unless you want to mercilessly fuck me to the Braveheart OST, but other than that, get the fuck away from me.
I do not want your dick dude, I like vagina. Hardcore. I just want to stuff my face into every vagina I see man, dicks are nasty. Every time I see a dick, it just reminds me of a hot hotdog. Hot dogs are nasty, like you. Stop talking to me, faggot.
Listen, I'm not attracted to you in any way at all. I'll sorry for stringing you along for so long. You wanna know why I friendzoned you? Because I'm a filthy cunt who loves a shit-covered dick to be rubbed all over me. It's 3hunna
JUST FUCKING TELL HIM. PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DUMB. He won't get the hints and he'll convince himself you're teasing him because he hasn't had the balls to confess but has been getting more and more bold over time. I know this sounds like nutjob crazy shit but that's how these people think. Tell him unless you want to risk this blowing up in your face.
Sorry, wrong person. ;) I meant to say that yeah, I'm having that problem. There is this guy, I just can't get him out of the head since I saw him in the shower. I swear he was like 10"
I don't know who that is. Nor am I emotionally attached to this. I just know how these people think and I'm really drunk and it's bothering me that people don't understand nutjobs.
>He stared at me all day and I even gave him the what the fuck are you staring at look and he just stared more!!!
I love you, bring dragon dildos to the haunted house baby ;)
He is sitting there eagerly trying to figure out where youre going with this, thinking your are trying to be funny, clinging to whatever scraps of reasoning he can hold on to to believe what he has been waiting for is actually happening.
I don't know what you mean.
I'm talking about the nutjobs who are crazy about a chick but don't confront her and everytime she gives them a hint that their relationship is at best platonic they interpret it as a "you better make a move soon" type of hint.
This is Caitlyn. I'm tired of your shit honestly. I'm going to a party instead of some lame haunted house. Jacob has a huge dick, so I'll be riding that while you're riding hay bales.
It's her. Take the hint buddy, I hate your guts. Only niggers can appease my maw of a mouth and cavern of a cunt
And in years of lurking you never saw a reroll?
>gave enough hints
you´re not in a fucking sherlock movie, talk to him face to face and SAY WHAT YOU THINK instead of being like "i skipped his phone call once so he gotta know we´re breakin up".
i swear females get more retarded every year
ok, i think we should really get to know each other. how about we go for a hike? i'll meet you out in the woods, you bring some snacks and i'll bring a shotgun and heavy duty garbage bags.
OP is faggot and wont post winrar that admits crush
I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT
I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD
LOG ONTO FIT LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER
THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING
THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES
THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU
THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT
JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT
YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE
CUT MY FACE OFF
NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE
THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY
MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE
I'm just fucking with you man, I actually am banging my neighbor and got a good thing going. I don't give two shits about us or what you think we might be. Which is never going to happen. My neighbor had a bigger dick anyways