Alright losers. been friendzoning this guy since the beginning

>>572094151
bump

"Listen you fucking prick, you're either blind or have an IQ below 70. I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. WITH. YOU. That is of course unless you want to mercilessly fuck me to the Braveheart OST, but other than that, get the fuck away from me.

>>572094151
I do not want your dick dude, I like vagina. Hardcore. I just want to stuff my face into every vagina I see man, dicks are nasty. Every time I see a dick, it just reminds me of a hot hotdog. Hot dogs are nasty, like you. Stop talking to me, faggot.

Kill yourself, cunt. Just do this world and that boy a favor by ending your shitty life.

>>572094151
have u ever liked someone but were too afraid to tell them cuz u didnt know if they liked you back?

>>572094508
Re-roll

"Look, I'm not interested in this friends thing we have going on. How about we just fuck and get it over with? I'm kind of a whore anyways."

How about you don't be a faggot and say you're not interested?
Rawl

>>572094151
I have plans to guy with this cute guy from school

>>572094637
>have u ever liked someone but were too afraid to tell them cuz u didnt know if they liked you back?
thats so mean lol
waiting for a response

Hey Andrew, would you like to see my tits?

(send any tits you want from the internet)

>>572094687
>>572094637
Winrar's

actually, i think i will go. bring some condoms with you tho ;)

>>572094637
Oh

Listen, I'm not attracted to you in any way at all. I'll sorry for stringing you along for so long. You wanna know why I friendzoned you? Because I'm a filthy cunt who loves a shit-covered dick to be rubbed all over me. It's 3hunna

>>572094637
This guy is going to get BTFO.

>>572094687
wonrare

>>572094637
Roll

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>>572094151
5 this time

You're a piece of shit, OP. Just tell him you aren't into him, save you both the fucking trouble.

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Niggers tongue muh condition

Let's fuck but I only do anal.

>then follow thru cunt

>>572095073
>>572095095
you head the guy. you're obviously wrong

>>572095068
Yeah, having this problem. This really cute guy at school.... Not you, if you're wondering.

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>>572095095
Winrar!

i think i love you

>>572095068
yeah...... and i cant stop thinking about it... it makes me so... nvm lol

I'm lost, is OP a grill?

Yeah I think I have a crush on a guy from school... how old are you? go to school work? how do you know friendzone guy

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>>572095095
>>572095068
Deliver m8

>>572094151
JUST FUCKING TELL HIM. PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DUMB. He won't get the hints and he'll convince himself you're teasing him because he hasn't had the balls to confess but has been getting more and more bold over time. I know this sounds like nutjob crazy shit but that's how these people think. Tell him unless you want to risk this blowing up in your face.

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>>572095401
go for 2

>>572095405
Mulligan

I like you, but I like nigger cocks more

>>572095530
re-roll

>>572095493
send him a dick pic

>>572095493
sorry, when I get nervous, I get kind of random

I've been meaning to ask you something for a while......

Yeah I think I have a crush on a guy from school...

>>572095493
Sorry, wrong person. ;) I meant to say that yeah, I'm having that problem. There is this guy, I just can't get him out of the head since I saw him in the shower. I swear he was like 10"

>>572095493
what i meant was ur kinda sexc;3

I once had sex with a pineapple

>>572095503
I don't know who that is. Nor am I emotionally attached to this. I just know how these people think and I'm really drunk and it's bothering me that people don't understand nutjobs.

>He stared at me all day and I even gave him the what the fuck are you staring at look and he just stared more!!!

Ive always been super into you

>>572095493

I'm not going to return the favor by any means, but can I get a dick pic? Hollaaa

Fuck your haha you're silly shit. Shut the fuck up and eat a dick, faggot.

>>572095493
i'm not into you, i'm into big black nigger dicks

>>572095493
It means I'm tired. Yeah there is this guy in one of my classes that gets me a ll hot and bothered.

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I love you, bring dragon dildos to the haunted house baby ;)

>high school
>No tits
>facebook convo easy as fuck to fake
>if legit OP is underage

/b/ is fucking cancer

Vroom vroom biatch

I've got this crush on someone, and I've been talking to him for awhile. I've been too afraid to be honest with my feelings

>>572095493
I dunno. I get silly when im nervous lol

>>572095493

I don't know if i can tell you this but... I've used to be a boy... Will you still love me?

>>572095493
He is sitting there eagerly trying to figure out where youre going with this, thinking your are trying to be funny, clinging to whatever scraps of reasoning he can hold on to to believe what he has been waiting for is actually happening.

>>572095752
lmao

I like nigger cocks in and around my mouth.

>>572095752

>>572095752
Sadly, WINRARRRR

>>572095752
WINRAR

How do I say this.. Have you even been, but never was for every time you had to be?

>>572095802
NO PLEASE WINRAR THIS

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>>572095752
Fuck

>>572095729
It means do over or it doesnt count fucktard
also
I think I have a crush one someone but dont know how to tell them

>>572095493
I have a crush on this guy I fucked at a party

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>>572095752
Whoop there it is

>>572095825
>is newfag
>doesn't know how to re-roll
>apparently likes to tell /b/ about nigger cocks in and around his mouth

Op is kill

How about tou come to my place and taste the shitbuds in my asshole left from last shit i took? still fresh THO

k-k-KARMEN ELECTRA

>>572095696
this

>>572094151
i blew your dad

also are we not doin tits or gtfo anymore?

>>572095493
i dunno lol. really tho. this guy is driving me crazy. and i keep dropping hints but he wont do anything lol

>>572095493

The only downside to never trimming my pubes is the major bumbaclot I've got going on down there.

>2 get

>>572095918
I don't know what you mean.

I'm talking about the nutjobs who are crazy about a chick but don't confront her and everytime she gives them a hint that their relationship is at best platonic they interpret it as a "you better make a move soon" type of hint.

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>>572095987
lookin for 9

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>>572095752
Winrar.

>>572095752
Game ova, delivar
Instant suicide

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>>572095942
Umm I'm not sure if b8 or what.

>>572095493
Fucking hate when dudes text like a chick to keep with her pace. Fucking betafag tier.

>>572096057
this is caitlyn im just asking weird because I dont know how to ask you out, well there you go...

Caitlyn has always been here. I say stupid things when I'm nervous around crushes

>>572096057
>>572095802

re-rolling

>>572096057
the crimson chin MOTHERFUCKER

>>572096169
fuck

im just kidding lol..

hey I know you like me and I'm fine with that but Im really into guys dipping there dick in milk. If you can do that maybe I could do something...

>>572095493
>ha, you're silly. what does that even mean? :p
What kind of a faggot response is that to "niggers tongue muh condition"?

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>>572096057
what a bitch name caitlyn.

shes busy sucking my dick

>>572096057
show me your dick pls

>>572096169
kek

>>572096057
I just fucked my brother. Ayy lmao

>>572096057
This is Caitlyn. I'm tired of your shit honestly. I'm going to a party instead of some lame haunted house. Jacob has a huge dick, so I'll be riding that while you're riding hay bales.

>>572096057
>>572094151 all will be explained here boy...

Caitlyn's here and ready to break your dick in half

(Caitlyn is a cool name btw)

>>572096169
Winrar? But why?

>>572096169
WINRAR

>>572096169
This kid is in for an emotional roller coaster

>>572095802
reroll

>>572096169
Win-fucking-rar

>>572096176
rollin

>>572096057
no one who wants to go to a fucking haunted house

i have been in love with you since the beginning of the school year want to take my virginity?

You're a fucking asshole.

>>572096169
WINRAR

>>572096136
I don't know how to re-roll, I've been a lurker for years and have only started posting recently.

Caitlyns been dead for a long time...

>>572096169
Weak.

>>572096057
omg wrong window. im so sry. i would nvr say that to you of all ppl... pls forgive me.. i can make it up to you...

>>572094151
tits or gtfo

>>572096229
fuck off
and he read it and keeps on typing and not typing

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It's her. Take the hint buddy, I hate your guts. Only niggers can appease my maw of a mouth and cavern of a cunt

>>572096272
Thank fuck

>>572096259
WINRAR THIS! Ether!

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>>572096337
And in years of lurking you never saw a reroll?
>mfw

>>572096057


god you're such a fucking beta

>>572096409
WINNER

>gave enough hints
you´re not in a fucking sherlock movie, talk to him face to face and SAY WHAT YOU THINK instead of being like "i skipped his phone call once so he gotta know we´re breakin up".
i swear females get more retarded every year

This is ridiculous. During the birth of our 4th child my wife was in labor for 8 hours. Pickles taste salty.

>>

>>572096259
This deserves winrar

>>572096259
lolthis

>>572096565
Si señor

>>572096476
am stupid newfag.

golden.

>>572096540
Yeah no shit, chicks can still come off as flirty unless they're absolutely clear. She's just kinda being a cunt now, everything /b/ hates

>>572096387
ok, i think we should really get to know each other. how about we go for a hike? i'll meet you out in the woods, you bring some snacks and i'll bring a shotgun and heavy duty garbage bags.

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>>572096670
shoot for 3

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OP is faggot and wont post winrar that admits crush

>>572096770
le shit nigger

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>>572094151

I've got something that can hang out ;)

>>572096770
I'm going to a party instead of some lame haunted house. Jacob has a huge dick, so I'll be riding that while you're riding hay bales.

shut up and send dicpic so i can fap

>>572096770
lol jk

I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD

LOG ONTO FIT LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER

THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING

THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU


THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT

JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE

KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF

NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE

THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY

MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE

>>572096317
re roll

Re roll >>572096217

>>572096789
Oops, 2 soon?

im gay

You could come over to my house if you want

>>572096789
I post the first winrar
if you're 2nd, you're last

>>572096761
>>572096770
reroll

>>572096789
kek ;^)

bring condoms, I think i might have the clap.

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>>572096843
win

>>572096843
Winfuckingrar

Your spinal column is too fragile. Maybe some anal should induce severe bleeding. Plungers work but not like a nacho bell grande.

>>572096843
fuckinlol

pls deliver

>>572096843
winrawr

>>572096770
I cant calm down because david is here. His dick is huge and i want to ride it so bad. Im afraid ill fuck up.

>>572096843
WINRAR.

>>572096852
Rustled to the max

>>572096853
winrarrrrr

>>572096770
Andrew I love you. Im tired hidding it and seeing you with other people. I just needed to say this don't now how much longer I could go without saying anything.

>>572096770
I'm just fucking with you man, I actually am banging my neighbor and got a good thing going. I don't give two shits about us or what you think we might be. Which is never going to happen. My neighbor had a bigger dick anyways

>>572096843
ewww, fuck


fuck

>>572096843
Winrar

Your and idiot faggot.