"Hey anon, when did you lose your virginity?"

>>571843064
"Tonight"

>>571843064
I got raped by a girl.

>>571843064
In about 10 seconds.

>>571843064
"uhm.. you know.. eh..."

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>>571843064
just fucking look at me

"13 on a playground at night with the new chick in school with many insecurities and daddy issues"

>>571843064
You first girls.

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>>571843064
"who the fuck are you and get the fuck out."

"Eat some real tacos, not that white people hard shell bullshit."

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>>571843064

>>571843064
Age 16.
Chick used to be our neighbor and was my baby-sitter back when I was a kid. She was 2 years older, and it was f'in goood.
She rode my dick and claimed she had cummed twice.
Fuckin unforgettable.

I was just a few days away from turning 17 and slept with two of my teachers at the same time.

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I was gonna come up with something, but then I failed. thank god it's just an image

>>571843732
16 yr old babysitting a 14 yr old? are your parents potato?

>>571843732
>claimed
She didn't actually kiddo.

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>>571843793
Kek, underrated post

why do they all have a ridiculously long neck

also "I haven't, why do you care?"

>>571843064

22

>17
>fucked on a blanket at a nearby park at night
>move into her car
>back seat

>>571843793
>>571843793
no you didn't fag.

>>571843064
1980

>>571843064

I haven't, girlfriend of 4 years (also virgin) waiting until marriage. God damn religious upbringing/brainwashing, she's not even religious herself, just brought up that way.

18
>>571844029
"I am a virgin" - u
>>571844051
At least you're not a wizard.

>>571843064
>I didn't
>Aaaawwww so cute
>LETS ALL FUCK HIM

And thats how I slept with them all

17 or 18. Was a fatty all through high school, started fasting occasionally while playing DDR a lot (back when it was popular 10 years ago) and dropped 50+ lbs. Immediately after I got skinny girls started noticing me.

Lose the weight, fatties. It's not that hard.

>>571843851
Well, technically not babysitting, but she kept me busy (heh heh) when they were out of the house for a couple of hours... Not any more when I was 16 tho, duh.
>>571843853
That's what I thought. Made me feel nice tho :')

15, to my ex-gf.

When I was 19 to a 16 year old girl in a three way with my bro

>>571843064
wen i fukd ur mum :^)

>>571843064
I fucked 6 girls at once in about 15 minutes.

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>>571844192
Made me laugh way to hard. All serious and shit.

>>571843064
At your mom's house

>>571844293
>implying being fat is the only barrier to losing the V.
Keep hoping fatty.

>>571844192
Knowing this place, this is entirely plausible.

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">Haha, what?"

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>>571844123
prob men, he was molested

I didn't

>>571843064
14
Get on my lvl

>>571844481
awkward pic though

>>571843064
I am asexual deal with it, m'lady.

>>571843064
Ask your friend who has her arm in the air.

>>571843959
wait is that c. goddes?

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19 ... fighter pilot , handsome... virgin... still virgin couse i'm waiting too meet again my Gf... and ... couse she died in a truck incident when she was 17... i will be virgin till i meet her again

>>571844680

Shut the fuck up

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>>571844601

14
24 now
been banging a full decade
get on muh lvl

>>571843064
Feb 2003, why do you ask OP?

>>571843793
just bit my tongue reading this

>>571843959
eek, a mouse

>>571843064
>be me
>after prom
>bunch of friends come sleep over
>me,gf in one bed, friend and his gf in bed next to ours, random girl on the floor
>fuck her right there
>feelagoodman.jpg

I was 15 and my gf was 14. I was in her room while she was taking a shower. Her parents left. As my gf walked in i started making out with her as she was grabbing my dick. i took her towel off, and 5-6 minutes later it was over. -_-"

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>>571844787
sorry

>>571844791
>mid 20s
>wears hollister
I'm good on my lvl, bruh

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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>571843064
15

>Be me, deep beta, 26, still virgin
>On a funeral, met my cousin, she is tall, black hair, voluptuous breasts, and big brown eyes you could dive into
>We start talking few days later through IM, and cover evrything from WoW to masturbation with a screwdriver wrapped with bacon
>Go to her for few days just to play some games on her brand new PS3
>We change into PJs, and play till we drop dead, on same bed
>we cuddle while talking about Soulcalibur 3 rpg tactics, I accidentally boobgrab her, she acts like she didn't noticed
>After 15 minutes she stops mid-sentence, and starts yelling at me for not grabbing her second boob.
>I grab it, as shes bitching, and start motorboating her
>mfw buried in the bestest tits in the world
>she pulls me from her cleavage, kisses me hard (with tongue), grabs my dick and swooshes my pants away
>3 seconds later I'm not a virgin anymore and she is riding me like on professional rodeo
>I come in her so hard, I wail like a wounded triceratops.
>She orgasms for full minute right after
>We just drop dead and sleep
>Morning we freak out on unprotected sex
>I go home day after
>Week later she learns only one stripe
>She moved off-country, never saw her again
>mfw I'm 30, had sex once, with own cousin.

>easter 2007 with a chubby girl but a great fuck

>>571843064
Actually I never did, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
Its hard to find the time, when there is so much happening in the world.

>>571844601
underage faggot confirmed

>>571843686
This

>>571845005
sounds credible

>>571843793
See you upkeep on current events

yikes still not, need to get off 4chan and into that girl that i keep seeing around (scared she might be about 14 though, she looks older)

>>571845005
>lost virginity to cousin
I hear the banjo playing.

>>571843064
13
june
I used to know the exact date and time but I forget cause no one has asked

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>>571843793
Do you play football by any chance?

>>571843064
>I was 17, living in the same room since I was 3
>she was 17 but emancipated, had her own apartment
>she got me naked, got me hard, climbed on top
>slipped me inside her
>holy shit, dat feels awesome
>1-2-squirt
>12 second fuck
>immediate blush, I knew I blew it
>femanon says, "I didn't know you were a virgin"
>me, "fuck that, I'm not a virgin"
>thinking it was better to be known as the 12 second fuck than as a virgin
>decide I should go
>she insists I stay, cooks me a steak
>awkward
>go home, refuse her calls
>avoid her forever
>shit was cash

>18
>drunken one night stand
>didn't even finish

>tfw still no gf
At least I'm not a kissless virgin.

>>571843064

about 9 months before you were born

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>>571844724
>19
>fighter pilot

Such interesting life anon, when did u learn to fly?

>>571845207
sauce

>>571845717
are you me?

>>571843064
never

>>571843793
kek'd

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>>571844950

care to elaborate, bruder?

>>571845976
onii-chan

>>571843064
When you perverts just raped me with your dirty looks.

19, back of an SUV with a half nigger.

>>571846171
Is that a man wearing a wig?

>>571843064
22 to an Asian hooker, she loved me long time.

>>571844237
That sucks bro my girl is the same way but she thinks the being in a relationship = sex = baby = ruined life wtf fuck my life

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>>571843220
Alpha. As. Fuck.

>>571845717
better than me, you should be happy

I was 16, iirc.

>>571844481
wtf, how none of you are screaming mods and cp now. she's 14 if i remember in that vid

>>571844237
this doesnt even make sense

just do what dominican girls do, only anal until marriage

I was 19, was prety good

who is that?

>>571845229
Forgot to mention, she was 25 at this moment.

>>571846614
just turned 20. was pretty quick

18 to some slut in the back of my car while I was high as fuck and tripping on 2cb, was mediocre

>>571845005
What country you live in that doesn't have the morning after pill?

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>>571846171

>>571843064
When I put my unlubed dick in your ass.

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>>571846591

>tfw this actually worked with my catholic ex
>tfw i still do it when i see her

>Be me.
>Be 18.
>Have long distance boyfriend I met through myspace.
>Drive an hour west to meet him at his grandparents house to lose my virginity.
His parents died of AIDS when he was young so he lives at his grandparents house.
>The End

>>571846797
That's sucks , would been better with some you liked.

I was 10...muh cousin threw it on me she was 13

15.
Basically I told a group of female friends I knew (4 of them) that I was dtf if they ever wanted. A few months later one of them took me up on it, and we fucked/dated for a year.

Not had sex since, though, and it's been quite a few years.

>>571843959
who is that?

>>571845005
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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lel

>>571845005

Typical 'Murican.

>>571843064
15

>>571843064

High School Graduation Day.

Was 18 with a 16yo girlfriend, I had a fairly low sex drive and she ended up initiating every sexual milestone. Graduation was at 2pm, she came over to help me get dressed at noon, rode me, came once almost immediately but didn't lose the erection, rode me for another 20 minutes or so before I came again. Didn't have time to shower before leaving, got my diploma with my dick still wet.

>>571844293
>be awkward and fat
>after embarrassing myself on my highschool football team first year (my dad made me join) decide I might want to actually get in shape
>start exercising regularly and lifting semi-regularly
>still weird and awkward, don't ever go to parties or try to make new friends
>lose a ton of weight
>don't lose virginity
>coming to university, thinking this will be my chance to reinvent myself and start having sex
>tfw I'm still too awkward to score
>tfw fat guys get more pussy than me
>tfw I wasted my time working out when I should have been practicing my social skills
A confident fat guy is more attractive to women than a skinny shut-in.

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>>571844481
>how old?

>>571846806
Poland. To get after pill here you have to get to qualified gynecologist. And this is fucking tricky if its not private visit, as wait times are in months. And you cant be sure, that doc will actually prescribe the pill, as it's un-catholic. Also awkwardness of going to the doctor after having sex with cousin...
On a second thought, I just realised that week after yo ucan't get two stripes yet... right?

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"That's an immature question to ask"
The girls love that response. Unless of course they're the ones to ask. If that's the case: >>571843220

>>571844542
and it's true too

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>>571846870

over at /fa/ we are pretty into thick eyebrows. you plebs probably will be too in 1-5 years depending on your level of autism

>>571843064
>"Umm... 21"
>"But you're 20?"
>*mops brow*

20.

I fucked her for 2 hours in my car and she came 6-7 times. Experience don't mean too much, I guess. Just watch a lot of porn and study anatomy and such.

In all seriousness:
>be me
>be spring break
>be really drunk at a party
>start feeling up this drunk hot chick
>she starts making out with me
>herewego.jpg
>fuck her
>sleep next to her for rest of night
>trip on acid with her at a different party next day
>haven't seen her since

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>>571843064
I didnt

19, kind of late I guess

Lost it at 16 to a gf I was with for 4 years up until 2 months ago. Pretty average except I couldn't cum because of the nerves so it literally lasted like 3 hours. She came multiple times so not really complaining. Still pretty depressed about her leaving me but don't matter, had sex.

>>571845976
The internet.

>>571847862
Oh. Also, I was 17 at the time. I think she was 18, but I honestly couldn't tell you.

>>571847505
Holly shit.
She moved quickly off country.
I just realised I can possibly have 4 yo kid.
1 shot, 1 hit. FUCK!

18 to my current girlfriend, she was 17
>tfw both losing virginity at same time

>>571843220
wow only 2 responses to this gem

>>571843064
In about 20 seconds in the future.

27 - I was an autist loner until I got a bit fitter (for the first time in my miserable life), moved out of home, went on a dating site (no prostitutes) scored. Helped it seemed like I had money. Still have social anxiety issues, but had a long term relationship with lots of cool sex. After that ended, met a hooker. Also sucked a guy's dick to see if I enjoyed it, I did, but prefer pussy.

34 now.

was at the army and slept at a female friend (good friend, never had something sexual) over the weekend and i don't know how and why, but i started rubbing her boobs and fingerfucking her ass and pussy

before i even started fucking her, i came and the doorbell rung - her parents and sister came for a surprise visit - was not fun :)

a few weeks later i slept again at her place and then i lost my virginity - this time with no surprise visits :)

Six years ago.

>>571843064
"Never...wanna play?"

>>571847706
10/kek

>>571848532
27... harder then me. Sorry, Anon, but you made me fill a little better.

>>571843064

"Well I'm gay but I guess you could suck my dick if you wanted to"

>>571848710
give me download link lol

>>571848710
>Россия
You spell this 'possij'?

>>571843064
"It depends if rape counts"

>>571843064

>Be 15
>With GF of 2 months
>Both virgins
>HJ and fingering had been happening for sometime on a regular basis
>We decide to try the sex thing
>After several minutes of fingering and licking she wants it
>Lie on my back
>Godzilla is on the TV (I dunno how I remember it, but It's forever burned into my memory)
>Being clumsy with the condom
>It's finally on
>She sweep her leg over me and her pussy is right above my dick
>Hard as hell to get in
>Finally in
>she rides med for about 5 minutes
>Go into doggy
>30 seconds later
>Orgasm achieved

I remember being a bit dissapointed, after all the porn I had been watching, but at the same time I felt a huge burden being lifted off my shoulder.

>>571848451
you mean a 4yo turbo-tard

>>571848710
Fellow slav here, so quite the same

>>571846171
she's more manly than you bruh, does she peg you

>>571847752
u sir are wizzard material

>>571843959
>>571844481
>>571845207
>>571848710
If only they know...

>>571848652
Yeah it was a long time, but not everyone is the same. I didn't even CARE about sex until in my 20s. Seriously. Maybe I had some kind of hormone imbalance.

I also had some kind of mental block on getting fit. Laziness? Not knowing where to start. I just bought a bike and rode the fat off for months.

Still shy as fuck though, no idea how to beat that. I guess I could get fitter.

>>571849167
well, technically it's 9 months overdue turd that left unattended can potentially grow to a full adult shit-bag.

18 to a 14 year old
>inb4 v&
4 years ago plus already got v& and I'm free bitches

>>571845976
nsa.gov/iaintnopedoguvna

>>571843064
Stupid bitch was blocking the TV.

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>>571843959
>>571848710
>>571844481

>>571843064
FUCK OFF REDDIT FAGGOT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCKING CANCER

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>>571843064
MOVE BITCH YOU'RE IN FRONT OF THE TV

>>571843064
Technically or willingly?

Technically, I was violently raped when I was 3, which kinda set the tone for the whirlwind of misfortune that was the next twenty years. It took lots of introspection and therapy for me to not have a panic attack from a hug after that. I intentionally gained almost 250 pounds so that nobody could find me attractive so that it could never happen again. I've lost a lot of that, now, though.

Willingly, when I was 24, with the woman who is now the first of my two wives. Both of them have been encouraging and wonderfully patient with me as I sort out my issues. They are beautiful, intelligent, and attentive, and I am grateful for them every day. I do not believe that I could ever have come to terms with my past and been happy with myself without them, much less have been as comfortable with sex as I am now.

>>571843064
>be me 26
>delivering soda to a gas station in scottsdale
>been playfully talking to a employee of the gas station who handles the orders in my limited spanish
>she asks a cashier to ask me if im married because she doesnt speak a word of english
>i say no and i ask her for her number
>i go and pick her up and take her to my apartment and i lose my vcard
>wore a condom but she was so loose from multiple kids and sex with strangers that the condom slipped off
>shitwasntallthatcash.avi
>a few days later it burned when i peed so i went to the doc and found out i had the clap

i never saw her again

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>>571849938
jesus...I'm so sorry that happened to you.

>>571849938
>remembering anything from age 3.

you mean you used it as an excuse to get fat and never get laid.

>>571848502

I count 3

>>571843064

When I was 18, six years ago

"I haven't."

>>571847752
sure, buddy. you keep on wizarding.

>>571843064
15, sophomore, 6/10 1/2 Mexican, 1/2 Costa rican

>>571843227
That damn rape culture. Right?

Eh, I never did. I've never really cared much about relationships and stuff.

>>571849509
Peaplo not saying anything about this? Wow so many newfags

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haha fuck off

>>571844791
>13
>28 now
>decade and a half
>why the fuck do I still check /b/?

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Daily reminder, Yuropoor Unionists and Ukrainian pigdogs will never have as beautiful women as Россия-Матушка.

>>571850207
Never did I say that it stopped when I was three....
It happened fairly regularly to my sister and I while we lived in a children's home until we moved to Colorado when I was 10. We weren't even wards of the state, our parents worked there. It was always the same person, though, and I can map every detail of her room from memory.

>>571850838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs