77 decides what I do with this little fucker What a dumbass,

>>571807559
he looks like someone caught him stealing

Eat his head

shove it up ur pooper

>>571807559
let him fuck you and eat your head after

since you don't know dubs are disabled you wont miss your brain

>>571807604
niggermantis? maniggertis? Nimantiggeris?

>>571807559
let it smoke the grass

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>>571807559
Can't timestamp but I will deliver

>>571807707

ahahah unlucky, what this guy said

for justice!

>>571807785
76 decides then

>>571807559

Let him go and don't hares bug's while you live.

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>>571807559
Bumping with me and mantisnig

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>>571807559

>>571807936
>Australia

Cum on him

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Get a load of this faggot

HHis head follows me

>>571808316
If you suffocate him in one of your undoubtedly smelly shits, his head won't follow you anymore.

put a ring around him using purell or another flammable liquid and light on fire, he will be in a ring of fire

>>571808316
burn it

Find another insect, breed it with this one and have your own insect masterrace.

Or put him on a good paper airplane and send 'm flying.

Put him in a bottle of vodka or some shit, set it on fire, drink it.

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Shit guys he has a pebble

76 get already

>>571808876
THE FUCK?

winrar?

use a nail clipper to remove its legs and keep in a terrarium

>>571808876
lol he got 76

Eat it.
Alive.

>>571808603
reroll for ring of fire

>>571807662
rollllll

>>571808876
So, I guess this means OP does whatever he wants with it?

>>571807559
Take one final photograph, then let him go to live his little insect hunter life in peace.

>>571808876
Win... rar?

>he

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>>571807956
That's gross as fuck.
>>571807559
>op, get that shit in a jar and keep it as a pet.

>>571807559
>What a dumbass, he thinks he is grass

top kek

>>571807559
>>571807758
>>571807936
>>571808316
>>571808876
Let him be, he's cute

put him in a concealed jar with a fly and record him catch and eat it, post results. Or catch a spider and let them fight, post results. If can't find either of these insects put yourself in the jar and with this cunt and record results, 77 get cunt

>>571807559
leave it alone

eat it

>>571807559
don't hurt that majestic creature

Feed him to Harold, our turtle overlord!

let it rip your face off

>>571809805
reroll

roll for kiss it and leave

>>571808876
I houses because I got my own get I'll leave it alone... for now. But you can bet your ass the next time I find one I'll be back with another thread

Mantises are cool, leave it be asshole

>>571807559
Try to get it into your urethra

let him go

>>571810005
>houses

Fuck you, SwiftKey

>>571807559
Insert into anus w/ time stamp.

>>571808002
Do you mean you are on Australia? Is fucking midnight! No wonder no time stamp

OP OP PUT A SMALL LEASH ON HIM AND A SMALL COLLAR MADE OF SOME WIRE OR SOMETHING =)

make him your pet until it lays eggs then eat the eggs

>>571810103
swiftkey and fleksy need to step their goddamn game up

>tfw it will be dead in a few weeks no matter what you do

>>571808876
Put him in a tree

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Whassup brah?!
Sup brah?!
Right here, brah!
What makes you the brauthority brah?!

>>571807559
try to give him a handy/blowy.

Give him a cricket or any alive creature of his size or less. Enjoy the show.
Man, mantis are awesome. I had one and its fucking funny to see how they eat their prey alive. You see crickets or bugs being tortured, they usually reserve the head for the last, so those poor fuckers are totally concious they are being eaten alive. You can see the fear in their eyes, agony and pain.

>>571807559
blender it.

Give him/her a kiss

Leave him alone, for he is a creation of God. Those guys are cool as shit too.

>>571810774
reroll

>>571808876
Looks like you gotta shit on him.

cook it in a frying pan with some butta, post vid

Smoke weed

>>571810853
basically this. praying mantises do not pose a threat, and in fact are great at eliminating pests. You should try to domesticate it.

>>571808876
>>571810967
I got 76 backwards... Winrar?

>>571807559

Praying Mantis are Bros - put him somewhere he can eat bugs and pests.

Open your peehole as wide as you can and stuff his face in there

Find him a juicy bug to eat. Mantis's are fucking awesome

and I quote; "Niggers!"

suck his dick or vagina

If I get 76 this mantis is now your god and her name is Jenny.

You buy her huge fucking terrarium with nice stuff and feed this bitch daily with fresh bugs.

>take a dump
>attach the mantis to the poo with some tape or string
>go for a walk
>shove it into the hands of the first grill you meet

camera in free hand, of course

>>571811120
yeah man, they gotta deal with their own horrendous feminazi's. Way worse than our own. At least we can beat our women down...

>>571807956
immense fuckin kek

The only thing you can do that I would approve off is eating it.

>>571807559
build him a crown and armor then attach it to him with super glue then release him as king of the grass lands

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>>571811548

Fuck yeah, Mantisbro needs your helps same as we will as some of our fucking SJW psychobitches seem to take inspiration from head-eating mantisniggerbitches.

OP stop being a 12YO douche and put that dude in a tree/bush before he gets ate by birds/whatev.

Poasting milf tits for great victory!

>>571811794
I am just gonna take this moment for a reroll.

cum on it, then eat the cum covered mantis raw.

>>571811794

This, but cook it over a fire first

>>571812234
>>571811120
>>571810853
>>571812095
>>571810198

Any of these will do, OP. Please comply...

>>571812095
Rollin'

re-rollin for givin mantisbro a hand-up

>>571812590
cmon 77get
I pray to the almighty dead gods

>>571813290
stop giving me 90. wanna 77 so this cool guy can go free with new armor and a crown.

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>>571807559
Keep the fucker around as its master and you its slave and destroy any of its rivals. Any female mantises you find, you enslave them for your master so he can fuck them all night long, whilst you you look upon longingly and take care of the many children it bears. After a while, after he dies, you protect his legacy until your grandchildrens children take care of his...


Do eeet faggot

Let him go, edgy phaggett

sent it in space its now time for /b/ spaceprogram to re-open !

>>571812317
second

>>571813449

this

>>571813574
One more time, for shits 'n' gigs

>>571812590
DOET

So from what I have gathered from this thread is that /b/ is friends with the mantis people

>>571813872
FUCK!>>571813879

>>571813879
Yes we are.

>>571813443
> not knowing female mantises are the original dominatrixes
> not knowing female mantises eat the males after sex

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SET HIM FREE

Let it go.