my moms best friends .... damn im not a native speaker fag so

Continue anon!

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badump for OP

continue

Continue plz

Continu with pics

OP here changed from phone to pc

>sitting on the back seat with curvy waiting until we arrive
>i look at curvy for a second
>shes staring at me as i would be her new mesias
>i stare at her for a while aswell then ask "whats the matter"
>"oh anon i wish my hubby would be as wise as u are anon"
>i shy out saying "well im not that wise... im just an average guy being lucky enough to study medicine"
>then she comes closer to me resting her left hand on my right thigh
>semi boner appears
>i look at her hand then into her eyes again making sure this isnt just a dream
>then she asks "what does a wise good looking young anon need? you got everything u want in life... do you have a girlfriend?"
>i have a girlfriend, blonde, hot, since 5 years so i answer
>"yes shes blonde and good looking and even smart"
>first i though she would be upset but its seems like curvy didnt here me
>i wonder if she is pretending but before i could think more about it curvy grabs my right arm and cuddles with it saying "i like you anon! i have 3 kids and a hubby but theyre all no mature as u are anon. i want you anon"
consider that in korean i want you in that context doesnt mean anything sexual

cont?

>>571750532
why even ask you fag

Do

>>571750532

finish the fucking story faggot

my erection wont stay here forever

Lurking...

>>571750532
Fuck it. I finished already.
I don't want to hear your fag story anway.

fucking finish story op pls

post korean girls for this threah

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this Korean?

>>571752230
Who knows

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Definetly Korean

>>571752230
looks latin you faggot

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>>571752427
You fucken racist. This is hispanic

>>571752230
nah think thats viet

재미있는이야기

>while this all just happend i look into the front
>still unable to understand what is happening
>i try to clear my mind by looking out of the front car window
>i see the driver looking at me through the mirrow like i have 3 heads
>i feel like a weirdo but then curvy starts to talk again "why are you so silent anon? dont you want to talk with me?"
>"i love talking with you its just the alcohol and the korean drivers that makes me feel sick"
>while finishing the sentence i hope for the driver to stay silent and just ignore this conversation
FYI korean drivers suck
>curvy "you dont have to feel bad, is it your tummy that hurts?"
>she stops cuddling me and puts one hand on my stomach
>"i cant feel you this way"
>she uses her other hand to glide under my shirt letting me feel her wonderful soft hand rubbing my stomach
>my erection gets harder and i say "thank you"
>after finishing that sentence i realise what a fucking dump answer that was and feelings of regret and shame fullfill my mind
>c: "well you should be thankful yet"
>she winks while saying that and uses her one hand to grab my right thigh, gliding slowly to my cock
>boner of steel
>the other hand that was on my tummy now glides downwards to my cock aswell
>my erection was ragin making me want to fuck her brains out and shooting my load on her busty tits right on this back seat
>the suddenly backs out as the driver says "WE ARRIVED!" his old sounding voice was such a turn off but couldnt kill my erection
>curvy: "well u should bring a lady upstairs to her door right anon?"
>i nod while paying the driver some korean won and following curvy out of the car

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Op hurry up you faggot

last part on the way guys

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Before this errection gets frozen

>>571752856
you better have pre-typed this shit anon

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>>571753210
Obviously not pretyped

>>571753470
hmmm... who is that

>>571753592
12/5 would hit it.

>>571753717
pinterest.com/pin/35888128256066543/

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>>571753616
Vanessa h.
It's from the fappening.

>>571753717
Looks kinda like a young Paul McCartney.

>>571753847
Wtf is she doing?

Mfw all the asian women in those gifs look like weird ass animals making court.

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Hurry it up OP my body will only stay ready for so long

Type quicker OP

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>>571748689

http://youtu.be/viujQ0F7X44

>>571750532
nice

continue please

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>>571754204

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>>571754637
get out

corean dinosaurs inc

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>>571754952
aw shit anon
>muh dick

>>571754952
holy fuck... 10/10 she is something else

>i follow curvy to her apartment
>typical high korean building
>we wait for the elevator to arrive
>my boner is raging in my slim pants
>i try to hide it a bit cuz shame
>then suddenly with a almost crying voice curvy says "am i worth being alive anon?"
>WTF.jpg
>"you are worth like a flower... BLA BLA bla"
>fucking elevator taking to long
>curvy "i dont want to make you do things that could ruin your life anon, you should live a life full of regrets like i am having"
>then the elevator arrives and i let her go in first while saying "curvy... you deserve so much in life, even i am to shitty for a high quality woman you are, i cant believe u are married to that cunt...."
>she stops crying
>elevator doors closes, and she presses the 11 button
>inB4 long ride
>as the elevator starts she drops her bag and pushes me into the wall almost breaking the mirror that is attached to it
>"you dont know me anon and i dont know you, so i am going to find out more about you"hidden" part"
>she gets on her knees letting me have a great view of her phat ass trough the reflecting elevator walls
>she opens my belt and pulls down my pants including my underwear exposing my hard cock with my swallen balls full of pressure
>"that is BIG anon!"
i have a 6" penis which is kind of average in europe but in korea it seems like they dont see this size often
>i just nod trying to play it cool as it would be nothing to brag about
>she grabs my cock and strokes it looking me into the eyes with that ULTRA kawaii looking eyes
>it seemed like she wanted to say something but instead she slowly takes my cock into her mouth and blows me really good
>feelsgood.jpg
>its so intense and i knew she had to be experienced
>meanwhile 11th floor door opens
>nobody is there just a dark hallway full of doors
>i cant let this end this quick and press another button on the elevator (i think it was 8 and 15)
sry anon i lied writing another part

fukin continue the story mother fuker beta cunt

Op even if I get in the floor, I'm gonna dream about dinosaurs. So get the fuck on with it so I can go to sleep.

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>>571754204

>>571755286
You're name's Tyler, you're living it up while you're going down.

>>571755476
what you did there, I can see it

better not be a fake story mother fuker
swear to god ill find ur bich ass

>>571755664
Think I just cut OP off

>inb4 tree fiddy
>inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur
>inb4 never gonna give you up

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Hurry the fuck up before Spider-Man comes

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i love asian threads

be me, 23, shitting, boner grazing the shit water waiting for dick-bait open to finish. fuuuu

>>571756043
i know that feel anon
it is not a good one

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Hurry the fuck up OP, Spider-Man is getting ready

>>571756201
>>571756000
>>571756298

be patient, this is a decent story

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>>571748689
> living in europe
> pays taxi driver in Korean Won

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>>571756298

>>571756504
>visiting mom in Korea for 2 weeks

You fucking autist

>>571755807
is there more of this set?

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Hurry up OP

>>571754740

Damn, Lizzy lookin' fine. What's this from?

>>571756504
nigger detected b/c shitskins cant read

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look at all these memers

>>571756504
The story started with "Living in Europe"
"Visiting my mom in Korea for 2 weeks"

They were literally three lines apart. Re-read

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>>571756728

>>571756504
lives there but visiting korea

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>>571756761
>>571756761

OP will all know this is a ruse so just hurry up and get it over with.

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>>571756946
I suspect it's a ruse because he bothered to give the other woman a nickname 'skinny"

I cannot stand the broken English. Sorry anon, grammatical anti-boners have taken over.

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>>571757241

>doors closes and i just enjoy what a wonderful feeling it is how curvy sucks my cock while using her tongue to tickle the head of my cock including the part right underneath the head
>while moving her head to the front and back she strokes with her one hand the rest of my cock she couldnt take
>im about to cum but then the doors open again and its the 11th floor
>the elevator voice says "11th floor"
yeah korean elevators actually speak
curvy stops stands up and smiles at me and grabs her bag
>while laughing like a little horny teen she pulls my cock and walks out of the elevator
>it hurts that shes almost ripping my cock apart but it kind of turns me on
>she opens the door to her flat and we walk in
>its dark and i cant hear anyone but i still fear the fact that one of her kids or even her husband could be home and see me half naked and beat my ass with a golf club or something
>curvy drops her bag once again but this time she unbuttons her jacket and once again pulls me into a room while grabbing my cock
>still hurtin
>while she walks with me through the entire living room into a room she makes that "shhhhh" sound covering her beautiful lips with her indexfinger
>the room we enter has a huge bed on which she pushes me onto
>i land on my back and just look at curvy like a little puppy being confused what is about to happen
>she shuts the door lightly and then whispers to me "my hubby is gone for a trip but my kids are still at home, we shouldnt let those kiddos interrupt what we "adults" are about to do right?" her wink ended the sentence
>curvy now takes of her shirt and her bra at the same time
> exposing her perky tits
> she grabs them and then says "these are real anon. im not into plastic surgery like these other korean sluts"
>curvy turns around and unbottens her pants
>bending over and pulling her pants down sloooowly
>i cant stop watching
> her tight pants is slowly disappearing and letting me see her wonderful ass and her swollen pussy
>no underwear

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Op deliver pls

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>>571756838

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>>571748689
>>571750532
> changes from computer to phone
> ID stays same

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>>571757901

slow as fuark with the typing
u muddafuka

hurry up and finish the story

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>>571757632
>>571757901

from pc

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>>571757901
Do you understand how ip works

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>>571758143

from phone

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>>571758265

>>571758107
>>571758265

>>571757901
Seems its IP oriented, I bet if i posted from the other computers in this place it'd work just the same

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>>571758507

Anon didn't finished/delivered

op please

>>571757591

>korean sluts
>cheating
>smile of an angle
>obtuse

keep posting that shit OP

>>571758964
kek

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>>571758916

>>571758964
>BOTTENS

ITT: White American neckbeard describes his sexual fantasies and pretends to be a Eurokank.

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>>571759141
was thinkin just that, some of the things he says just. For example, instead of just "pays the guy"
he says "pays using korean won". hmmm

>curvy love the fact that she is teazing the hell out of me
>now she is undressed, she starts to slowly crawl to the bed
>she grabs my pants and struggles pulling down my slim fitted pants
>i help her out cuz i cant wait anymore
>i want to feel curvy NOW and i dont care that i might last only few seconds
>i take of my shirt aswell while she sits on top of me
>i see how shes grabbing my cock and is about to glide it in
>the tip enters and she moans quite loudly that i fear that one of her kids might enter the room
>she takes more of my cock into her warm and wet pussy and i can feel my cocks pulse making it hit the inside of her vag continuously
>"its so big anon! ahhhh! its like its never going to end"
> i cant wait any longer so i push my cock as deep as i cant into her making her moan even more
>it seems like that ive hurt her but none of us cared
>now curvy starts making circular motions and i see her tits bounce with her movement
>shes so tight i could have never imaginded that sex could be this intense
> after a while i push her off me making her lay on her back
>i eat her out a while then i realise i wont last much longer so i rush into my favorite position
>i make her bend over into doggystyle and i slowly enter her now even tighter pussy
>cant describe this wonderful combination of tightness wetness and warmth
>curvy now screams "DONT STOP ANON!"
>all the neighborhood is now awake for sure
>she repeats that sentence but her screaming turns slowly into a crying
>she now sounds like a helpless teen "anooon ... OH doont stooooop PLeeeeease!!!"
>then suddenly she moans in that asian porn way making me almost cum
>"harder anon HARDER"
>then she adds "im on the pill CUM inside me anon PLEEEEASE"
>she didnt have to beg another time as i shoot all my load inside her while hearing her moan more and more
>i stop stroking and pull my cock out and lay my exhausted self next to her as i still hear her moan but each time a bit weaker
>"anon....... oh...... anon"

>>571759716
fuck yeah that's hot

lol her kids know for sure

>>571759716
All that time for this?? I hope you get banned you fucking koreaboo

sage

>>571759716
When does it get good? I want to hear about skinny right now.

>>571760113
I sage your sage.

>>571759716
>things that never happened

>>571760314
belay that belay

>>571760219
>saging with a picture
>being this new

>>571760314
I sage your saging his sage

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>>571759716

jay you korean motherfucker

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>>571760384
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>571760384
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>571759716

Alright, at 1st I thought this was cool, but now it's difficult to believe that this actually happened.

>none of her kids showed themselves and i get dressed while feeling like the hero of my nation
>i see curvy being in that spoon position giving me an excellent view on the fat pussy between her ass cheeks
>cum was dripping out of it onto the blanket we had sex on
>she stood up and hurried naked out of the room then returns with her phone number on a businesscard
"call me again before u leave korea and we could get a drink again... just the two of us"
>my dick almost gets hard again
>she also gave me 200'000 KRW (google the exact amount in euros or dollars) so i can get a cap home and get some food aswell
>i take the money and get a last goodbye kiss and leave the flat
>she looked like like she was about to cry as she looked at me leaving
>i got home an saw my mom still in the living room awake
>she wondered why i took so loong so i just lied that curvy forgot which flat was hers and bla bla

now im still in korea just waiting for the chance to call her again

my mom even told me that curvy and skinny are coming to europe and that i should take care of them driving them around and showing the city and stuff

perhabs i could get them into a threesome
but im not sure if i could handle two of those horny woman

question time guys!
ask me anything

>>571760591
is that vsauce?

>>571760758
i'm not having trouble believing it at all. if you're not the kind of guy that woman wants to aggressively sex, you'd never believe half the shit that happens

>>571760801
Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick pedo places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the pedo shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

>>571760384
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>571760892
I'm getting close to that state physically. Chicks have already started to approach me, and I can only imagine what's next after a few more months of fitness.

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>>571759412

But i gotta say, the terribly broken English makes it kind of convincing.

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>>571760801

>>571760917
Wat

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the croc hunter of a country called Australia

In the suburbs of Melbourne born and raised In the zoo is where I spent most of my days Taking out, handling, cleaning animal poo And all handling dangerous wildlife too When a couple of crocs who were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my wife got scared And said youre moving with your crew and documentary to Port Douglas!

I whistled for a boat and when it came near the Licensplate said STINGRAY and had a barb in the mirror If anything I could say that this boat was rare But I thought "naw forget it, crikeys to Port Douglas!"

I pulled up to the reef about seven or eight And I yelled to the stingry "Crikeys! Smell you later!" He looked at me square and shot the barb through my chest And now I'm dead in the ocean next to the Stingrays nest!

>>571761096
fitfag here, prior-military, got approached by a hot ass professor and was fucking her within the second week of class. she was married with two kids

do women in korea drink beer? why not shochu or similar?

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>>571759541

Same. Korean 27yo here. Grew up in all-white school. A lot of Irish girls seemed to like me. Currently dating a blonde. No Korean—they seems super Christian / super shallow.

>>571760801
How do we know your not lien anon

Anonymous 06/05/05(Sun)18:07 No.1450178

I was 9, and was getting babysat by the 18 year old boy down the street. Even at 9 I knew I had power over men. I was always getitng told how cute I was, how adorable I was. I was determied to prove that I could control a man. I still feel that I loved the boy that was babysitting me the night I did it. it wasn't rape. it was love. I knew what I was doing.

As soon as my parents left, I changed into my 'man trapping' outfit. My favorite pair of panties (pink My Little Pony) and a tank top. His eyes nearly bugged out of his head when I walked out. I played it slow, rubbing against him, on the couch. Eventually I moved onto his lap and ground my cute butt into his crotch. I could feel his manhood growing. I couldn't take it. I got up, stood infront of him, pulled down my panties, and told him to touch me.I could tell he was impressed. Even at 9, my penis was a good 4 inches erect. He worked the balls and the tip. I will always remember his strong hands

>>571760801
as always no fukin pics u worthless piece of shit

>>571760801
You fucking glorious bastard anon! Godspeed!

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>>571760801
Let's talk about your mother...

>>571761398
why the fuck would he lie, it's not even that amazing of a story. he fucked his mom's friend and that's hot so he wanted to talk about it on /b/

>>571761398
>Update
you cant this is 4chan
i just cant stop thinking about this recent affaire and had to tell someone
and FYI: IM the one not giving a fuck if u belive me or not cuz i got a phone number right next to me which is like a ticket to heaven for me

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Weeaboo Girl

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

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>>571761381

Same here.

24yr old Korean, living in Indiana, raised by a white family, & dated only white girls.

I've never been w/ a Korean girl, but when i do find one that's attractive, they're usually devout christians.

>>571761539
waaaat

>>571761764

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and neither of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

>>571755224
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
So cute, but I could never be ok getting blowjob from her after seeing that!

>>571761837

Indeed it is true, I identify closely with small omnivorous canids. I see no problem with this inclination, do you? I long ago embraced the rust-colored spirit within me and have found much comfort and delight in my dear male friend, who is himself a lovely member of the family canis lupus. The two of us enjoy many acquaintances within and without the close-knit community of animal friendship and I consider myself to be extremely attractive.

Consider your advances spurned, cretin. Immerse yourself in moving pictures from the Orient while I take my leave to indulge in CARNAL PLEASURES with my gentleman caller.

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I wanna be you OP

seems like this thread has reached its end

>>571761764

Yes, I am a christian. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my jesus-loving soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w priest!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the church and I am pretty slim and good looking young man.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and believe in your stupid "fact" shit while I have SEX with my minister.

>>571754952
Who is this semen demon?

OP be honest, how big is your cock? Don't you dare say anything 5.5in>

>>571762139
He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch.

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>>571761868

Hey look, my 1st interaction w/ Heaven...

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>>571761837
Does she looks like this?

http://www.xvideos.com/video1304416/korean_b-list_model_prostitution_caught_on_hidden_cam_7

>>571762369
I'd hit it.

...if she wasn't a whore. Meaning, in an alternate life in which she wasn't a pin-up model and I wasn't an otaku that probably will never leave the 'states. Of course, in that alternate life, she would have to look the same... or at least, you know, close. Meaning I would still have to attracted to her. If she was ugly in that alternate dimension it would still be a no go. But then again, what if in that alternate dimension she was younger or older? I suppose that would be troublesome as well. Or perhaps a man that changed himself to a woman?

And what about personality? What if in either this or one of those alternate dimensions she was actually really mean, bi-polar, or had some other personality defect? that wouldn't be too good.

And there's no telling how old that picture is. She could have gotten fat, had a child, or had gotten into an accident since then.

...I think I just lost my boner.

>>571762369
she has smaller boobs and longer hairs but that pic kind of gets the right direction

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go go gadget asian thread