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Pizza is 90% bread/dough

May as well have stayed home and made a roast beef sandwich with the works. Tastes better, is healthier and none of the low quality bread/dough they use in pizza franchises. And doesn't cost $25 an order.
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Fascinating
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pizza is fuckin great
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what pizza place costs $25?
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>>571682005
well if you get two of the Domino's $7.99 orders that's $16 right there, plus $3 for Pepsi/Coke, plus $4 delivery, plus a stupid $2 tip it's pretty well $25.

It's a guestimate, probably the average order there or at most is $25.
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Even if you get a $10 pizza deal it's gonna cost more than $16 after tip and delivery
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>>571681738

I don't give a shit, a roast beef sandwich tastes like shit covered dirt compared to a delicious pizza.
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>>571682472
That's fucking expensive.
I thought junk food is cheap in America.
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>>571681738
>STOP EATING THINGS YOU LIKE THAT I DON'T LIKE
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ok maybe not 90% but probably 70%

yes you get a variety of ingredients, but not quality ingredients and not in proper quantity, way too much gluten.
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>>571682698
no, fast food is like the jewelry industry in america for poor people.
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>>571682639
Not if you make your own roast beef. I'm not talking Arbies here.
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>>571682698
considering a double cheeseburger is 1.29, burritos are like 1.50, and big bags of chips are like 3.00, it is pretty cheap...o yeah a salad is 8 bucks plus tax and tip(if you want)
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>>571683079
Exactly, people had a good experience with pizza when they were 12, and somehow are hypnotized that pizza is still delicious. But it isn't.
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>>571681738
>>571682890

Not if it's home-made. Since the only pizza you eat in USA is pizza from fast-food it's not a surprise you gonna eat something shitty.
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5$ pizza bro.
'murrica
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>>571683198
Make your own roast beef? really?
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>>571681738
>pizza franchises
Who the fuck talks about fast food pizza like real pizza? Are you from Taiwan or something.
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>>571683734
yeah, don't you have cows in your backyard?
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>>571681738
pizza is 60% bread dough
if it's more than that, it's a shitty pizza
the rest should be 10% sauce and 30% toppings
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>>571683534
pizza is delicious, there is no doubt about that. It's just that there are more delicious things than pizza
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>>571683847
I'm in Canada
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>>571683457
Hahaha, so I could have 5 double cheesebutgers instead of 1 salad ? WOW, that's fucked up.
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>>571683565
Lmao, bro I've never seen someone on this board look and sound so stupid. There's so many non-corporate, non-fast food pizza places in the states, that it's not even funny. Ever hear of NYC? NYC alone has a fucking billion pizza joints on every corner, with no fast food pizza to be seen. Holy shit, nigger, don't let your fucking rage and band wagon following hatred cloud your thoughts. Maybe do some research lol
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>>571681738
>Pizza
>$25
>$25 is 15.45 British Pounds Sterling
>for a FUCKING PIZZA

Here's an idea, order a smaller pizza you lardarse.
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>>571681738

>roast beef sandwich
>better than pizza

Get the fuck out, faggot.
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It doesn't have to be a roast beast sandwich, even deli meat would do.
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>>571684026
I guess Canadians don't have any pizza places that aren't pleb-tier fast food joints. Unfortunate for you, but makes sense. One time I drove up to Canada along the east coast and had breakfast there. It was terrible.
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>>571684232
if you can walk into a pizza joint and walk out with a slice of pizza in less than a minute, it's a fast food joint
American Pizza, especially New York style pizza, is fast food pizza by default
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>>571681738
If you're outside Italy, you're right.
Not that here in Italy all pizzas are godtier, but I can say all the pizzas made here are WAY superior to any pizza outside Italy.
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dumping pizza folder
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>>571684293
Exactly.

That's another problem in America, we order more food than we can/should eat.
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>tfw live on a farm and have a smoker out-back for daily BBQ

my life is fucking amazing
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>>571684538
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nice http://naughtysexyteens.com/
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thats why you need a good load of coke to gulp it down I guess
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>>571684436
Yeah...but if you're not a fucking dope and ask for a fresh slice, you're not walking out in a minute. Even if you take a slice that was already cooked, it was cooked with actual ingredients, not the shit they use in Dominos, ETC. You still have no idea what you're talking about. Literally zero idea.

worked in a pizzeria all through high school
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>>571681738
Make your own Pizza then it's retarded easy don't be a fago- well it's too late for that I guess.
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>>571682890
you lost me at gluten
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>>571684804
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>>571681738
But pizza is tasty.

It's a luxury anyway. A treat. You have it maybe once a month, if that. That's fine as part of a healthy balanced diet with regular exercise. And it's good to reward yourself every now and then anyway.

That sounds mega gay, but it's true. Eat right, hit the gym, make bank, then by yourself a pizza once in a while. Then go back to hitting the gym and eating good quality protein, good quality carbohydrates and lots of fresh fruit and vegetables.
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>>571681738
>Not eating glorious pizza calzone kebab
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>>571684232

Yeah I know there must be places where they make their own pizza but that wasn't the point of my post. I was thinking more about how most of the people will just go order a pizza from a fastfood than go to a proper pizza restaurant or make the pizza themselves.
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>>571681738
If it is costing you $25 to order, you're either ordering too much, or you're already staying home.

OP is a fucktard.
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>>571683198
If I make roast beef, i'm not wasting it on a sandwich. I'm gonna do the whole meal - mashed potatoes, some sort of fresh vegetable, or something like asparagus with cheese and bacon sauce, and a bottle of good wine.
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>>571685036
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>>571681738
>stayed home and made a roast beef sandwhich
>stayed home
>implying one leaves to get pizza

do people actually leave their houses to get pizza? what the fuck is wrong with you ingrates
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>>571684560
Weekend gaming man... Order Friday, good to go.
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>>571685225
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>>571683734
It's not rocket science. Cooking a roast beef is easy, as long as you have a meat thermometer and know how to use it.
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>>571685095
there is a place around here that charges $32 for two pizza's. Thing is, they constantly have coupons for buy 1 get 1 that they mail out constantly. There large pizza's are pretty small so you have to get it with a deal, but holy shit is it good.
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>>571684217
sadly yeah lol
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>>571685330
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>>571685330
>>571685225
>>571685036
>>571684905
>>571684804
>>571684636
>>571684538

these are all amazing....
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>>571684905
Is that a burnt pizza turned into a clock?
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>>571684857
gluten doesn't real
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>>571685513
thanks
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>>571685236
maybe not in murrica but there are some places in the world where you go to your italian restaurant around the corner and get some quality pizza (not the trash like in OPs pic)
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>>571681738
> 2013+1
> Not baking your own pizza

You guys suck. Learn to cook you pleb
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>>571685543
nah
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>>571681738
$25 worth of pizza in my area in NY would feed a family of 5. How fat are you?
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>>571681738
It's the anticipation.
It's the feeling that you've invested financially into this venture.
It's the pure, glorious sensation of opening the box, steam blooming like a flower form under the cardboard. It parts gently as the cold air wafts in from your darkened doorway. You pay the delivery boy and sit down, cradling the box like a delicate, glass serving platter.
Finally, after making sure you're behind is comfortable in front of your television set, you gaze lovingly upon the array of colours, red, yellow, green; a prismatic parade. Which slice will you select to be the first? The thin one? An appetiser that heralds the beginning of a first-class feast? Or perhaps you'll go for the largest, or the one with the most cheese, or with the least cheese. Maybe one slice of pepperoni is so perfectly centred in its slice, a testament to symmetry, that it beckons to be eaten first? It doesn't matter in the end.
Your first bite marks the end of a journey; a completion. Knowing that you're in that seat for the rest of the night, and you have one of your favourite films playing.
For a few hours, the world is perfect.
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>>571685826
These are fucking great!
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>>571685901
10/10
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>>571685901
10/10 would pizza again
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>>571686070
haven't gotten to the best ones
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>>571685901
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>>571685901

>For a few hours, the world is perfect

For some reason that phrase gave me some feels. 10/10.
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>>571685901
>You're behind is comfortable

Stopped reading there, if youre going to take it upon yourself to write out shit like this out at least use the right words.
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>>571685901
You put my thoughts into beautiful words. I'm going to order a pizza now anon. Thank you.
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>>571686585
I can't be the only one with a pizza folder
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>>571686753
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OP are you retarded?
Pizza is 40-55% dough
10-15% sauce
20-25% cheese
Rest toppings
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>>571683457
>8 bucks plus tax and tip(if you want)
what the fuck do you even mean by that
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>>571687087
depends on the pizza, pic related
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>>571686741
Ah shit, should have proof-read
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>>571683565
around where I live there's a shit ton of non-chain pizza places that are family owned and what not
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>>571683198
>Not if you make your own roast beef
well if I cook a whole fucking roast beef im not putting it on a sandwich


also this thread is fucking stupid, pizza and roast beef sandwiches are not the same thing, different meals therefore are eaten on different occasions and cost a different amount of money


OP, you a faggot
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>>571683565
>Since the only pizza you eat in USA is pizza from fast-food
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>>571682472
hey stupid fuck
you are getting food and drink delivered to your house in under 30 mins and you are complaining 25$ is too much?
Its 14.89$ for 2 large 2 topping pizzas if you pick them up
If that is too much you are ultra poor or have never been shopping at the store
Frozen shit tier pizzas are 5.50-6.50$
Want to make hamburgers at home?
Its around 7$ per burger assuming its a 1/3lb burger and normal toppings
The only real cheap food is rice and beans
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>>571687654
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>571687654
You will the next day, who the hell eats a whole roast beast in one sitting?
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>>571688057
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>>571687880
Fuck, in the uk you can get 3 frozen pizzas or 4 burgers for £5. Praise LIDL!
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>>571688067
>stale pasta is stale«
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>>571688408
last one
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omg, pizza is so good
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>>571689225
wtf is that? Looks like you ripped out the scrotum skin of something and ddin't even cook it
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