>Im at a trade school and based off of only 2 completed classes (a month in) I have been already been offered a job at $31/hr (plus hazard bonus for working underground with uranium)
>all I have to is keep my marks above 75% to secure job
>guna lol at those former HS class mates this time when im making $56/hr as a second year apprentice working 6 months (165 hours in 2 week spans) of the year this time next year
>$30 raise when im a third year
>another $30 raise for fourth year
>$40 raise once im a journeyman
>mfw people I went to high school with still don't know what the fuck they are actually doing in university
>mfw they will be in major debt with a useless degree
>mfw they will be McManagers
Heavy equipment negro. Big money in that right now. If I wanted to go work on the oil patch I could make probably $10-$20 more a hour, but id rather be underground where it is always the same temperature and not cold as fuck in the winter
You wear a fucking monitor all the time, so its not like you are working inside the chernobyl reactor. Plus the amount of radiation I will be exposed to over my whole career is equal to about 8-10 x-rays.
Great, so you get more money because you die faster?
All this when you aren't even on the job yet. You best be prepare to sabotage your class mates if theres even a slightest possibility they might have better graders
Im taking a pre-employement program that gives me my 2nd year apprentice with 1200 hours. If you are not totally fucking retarded it isn't super hard to grasp, but there is quite a bit of memorization. For electrical just remember: The Tradesmans Triangle. And all you need is high school.
Pretty sweet OP, but I went to an overpriced college and married into a 1%er chick's family. Basically I made a one time investment, and now I'm set for life. Honorary trust-funder, yo. We just fuck around all day on her Dad's dime.
But good luck laboring underground for 40+ years, or whatever the fuck you were talking about here.
pretty good plan, OP. Trades are hard work, but they're the best way to make a lot of money at a young age. You don't want to still be a grunt worker when you're 40+ though. Make sure you sock away money to go to college eventually so you can move into management or some shit
Im not going to be working anywhere near a fucking reactor you idiot. The Ore itself is hardly radioactive.
Not going to happen. Ive already been offered the job (based on one condition) and have accepted. Only condition is I keep my marks above 75%. No problem. Marks are already always above 90%. I wasted a couple years in university. Switching from university was the best choice I ever made.
No nigger, not operator. Mechanic.
Its hardly grunt work. At the mine you are literally not allowed to lift a part weighing more than 40 pounds. They have overhead cranes for that shit. And assuming I live to be 86, I will be able to retire by the time I am 42.
thanks! it's already pretty fun. But yeah, the world will always need you very important laborers until the exact moment a robot can do it better. In the meantime, grats on feeling important because you have to dance for your dinners...
This fag is going to be working in a mine.A fucking mine! Nigger, it's 2014. You should hang your head in shame. Working a job from the 1700's and this nigger is trying to gloat. Ah hahahahahaha!
So by your reasoning.
>all authors should be ashamed
>anyone who makes art or clothes should be ashamed
>anyone who builds a house should be ashamed
>anyone who works at a bank should be ashamed
>any university professor should be ashamed