82 decides

>>571475257
lemme see ur tits

i have to tell you something bout me.
Something your not allowed to tell anyone.

tits tits tits!

Or just drive somewhere quiet & fuck like mad in your car?

>>571475257
DO SINGLE DIGITS YO
and if get:

*send picture of your penis* Whats your favirit skrillex song mine is scary monsters and nice sprites! also my penis for tits

>>571475369
rolling for this

Pants party?

>>571475257
Or how about you just suck my dick instead you fucking slut.

Would we fuck or what? If not I'm probably busy that day

>>571475257
shit on my dick

>>571475553
nice trips

Can we go to a stable and both get raped in the ass by a horse??

OP Here, changing to single digits.
8

>>571475768
>reroll

>>571475737
This again plox

>>571475369
this, except you're instead of your

Come see me now if you want to fuck real hard and/or swallow my cum

reroll
>*send picture of your penis* Whats your favirit skrillex song mine is scary monsters and nice sprites! also my penis for tits

How about we just cut the bullshit and have sex?

>>571475257
So I was all up in the club and these bitches were grinding up on me. This nigger comes up to me and says "where my fried chicken at." What do you tell Obama?

>>571475872
does that make me a winrar?
>>571475858

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGeXnWeXdk

>OMGG guys loooook at this, guys!!

HE THINKS IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO MICROCHIP HIMSELF!!!!!!!!! THEN HE DEFENDS IT LIKE IT IS A GOOD IDEA, FUCKING STUPID. Ever heard of something called:

>BIOMETRICS

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!

Rolling fgts

sorry, im gay

that's nice, you must know i was thinking about you for some time, but i have one little secret

Oh nice! So it's ok if we just fuck in your car then right? Since my roommates are loser faggots and never leave.

>>571475982
win

>>571475257
She seems hot OP, why not?

>>571475369
Rerawl

>>571475982
WINRAR

>>571475951
No

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i have vagina xddd le fedora

>>571475737
This

i think this is op talking to himself again

>>571475982
Faggot

ok but u have to ask my boyfriend first

Or just drive somewhere quiet & fuck like mad in your car?

*send picture of your penis* also my penis for tits

or we could go to your place?

Ok

>>571476039
Post this

>>571476083
That's fucking close enough. Give more number choices at least, faggot

>>571476153
rerolling for this

You know what would be really fun?

If we put you in some steel toed workboots and laid concrete all day. After your feet are sufficiently sweated up, we can put some of this Mircale whip I have in between your toes, and use that to make a sammich.

I'm gonna rape her when she picks me up.
Shit wrong person.

>>571476079
nice thumbnail faggot

khattab_rt
he is an isis member stalk him on kik

Awesome i will cover you in mustard when we get there

>>571476224
see
>>571475872

>>571476012
reroll

Single number next time nigger

How big are your areolas? 1 to 10. 1 being dime 10 being a basketball.

>>571476256
rerolling

do you wanna fuck?

>>571476186
Re

>>571475858
Reroll

>>571475369
sorry my roll script is configured for 69

>>571476256
rerolling

this will actually get you laid

>>571476367
reroll

>>571475257
oh yes i ll give you party you wont forget

>>571476039
Roll

>>571476186
Pleszse

>>571476472
roll 4 this

>>571475737
This please

>>571475257
I'm gonna fuck you right in the pussy

NIGGER NIGGER BABOOSHKA OOGA BOOGA

>>571476538
winrar

>>571476472
reroll

>>571476538
get

>>571476402
Roll

>>571476538
winrar

>>571476538
winrar

>>571476538
Won

>>571476538
winrar

>>571475257
And then we can fuck.

>>571476546
Rerolling again. Goddamn it

>>571476170
Re

Don't leave us hanging OP.

>>571475982
fok

>>571475257
>Can we go to a stable and both get raped in the ass by a horse??

^this

where's OP?

OP, you can either fuck this slut or briefly entertain anonymous people on a Chinese cartoons based imageboard.
Don't be a retard

maybe you could come over and do a steaming hot shit on my chest

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Now I'm thinking 7

OP is clearly to busy sucking his boyfriends cock to come back to the thread.

This is gay

>>571477274
Ok

>>571477274
Why not, we both like each other and you know you want to

>>571477357
Winner!

OP if you don't deliver we'll go anonymouse and 4chin hack your measly little existence with based god hacker powers.

>>571477357
Won

>>571477274
wouldnt hurt would it, unless 7.4 inches is too much ;) ?

>>571477357
winrar

>>571477357
kek

Only if I can call you by your sisters name?

>>571477274
Roll

Don't you? Let's relieve some stress you're hot AF
I get turned on just thinking about it help me out with some pics ? ;)

>>571477357
godspeed

>>571477274
No, i wanna make love

>>571477667
No, I wanna make love and father children

>>571477667
hahaha

>>571477274

Well, eother we can fuck or you can watch me whack off, because there's no way I'm getting into a car for the first time and not ejaculating inside it.

>>571477667
>>571477667
TAKE THIS WINRAR INSTEAD YOU RAGING HOMOSEXUAL

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Mission Successful?
6 decides yes or no and what I say next

>>571477667
this one pls

>>571477667
better winrar! OP take this

>>571475737
THIS

>>571478085
its going in your ass no questions

>>571478085
"Yes, I put penor into you're vagoo."

>>571478085
My roomates are not fucking leaving, i owe them money need to pay them back in spankbank currency.

are u into anal?

>>571478085
LOL, No, sorry this was supposed to send for my sister

I was actually hoping they could join in

>>571478085
will you fuck me in the ass

>>571478085
Can I cum inside of you baby it's my fantasy

>>571478085
Ok

>>571478085
i meant i wanted to fuck my room mates, not you

i am gay*

Lemme see that cunt, girl

how about a titty pic to see what I'm working with here

>>571478085
OP get the fuck outa here and go plow that bitch, time for you to make a P &V samwich aka penis & vagina

>>571478085
prepare your anus

Can I call you by ur mothers name when my cocktail is inside you?

>>571478085
okay but it's been a while since I've had sex and my asshole might be a little tight. As long as you put extra lube on the strap on it should be okay

>>571478085
well make love like two gay unicorns in my favourite porn.

>>571478237
Rollan again

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>>571478210
Reroll

fuck off bitch

You know the rules. Tits or GTFO

>>571478261
plz

>>571478281
this

>>571478267
Re

Wow, you must be a troll

fuck it, come over now

>>571478085
I can do that, would you be up for pegging? It's okay if you're not into it but I'd definitely like to try it with you

>>571478210
LOL THIS

Do you really think you can handle this dick?

yes, now why don't you give me a little taste of what's to come

a few hours? I'll only need a few minutes

>>571478426
WINRAR!!!

Sounds good! You feel like anal?

>>571478085
Im planning on letting them join in too

>>571478085
Sure, but you'll have to suck my dick and swallow my cum first.

>>571478426
le winrar xD

>>571478085
What guy wouldn't want to tear that up? I'm going to ravage you like Genghis Khan.

>>571478261
reroll

>>571478281
Reroll

>>571478426
WIN

>>571478085
what about you gimme a little peak of what to expect babe? ;)

>>571478426
Winrar

Lets be honest, I fell in love with you the first time i witnessed your pure beauty....fuck me plz...

>>571478397
Won

>>571478085
Really, I'm not that kind of guy. I was just trying to seem cool. And now Im regretting it. I think it would be better if we just hung out and went for a walk. Maybe cuddle a bit. I'd love it you could meet my mom next time she's around (*you can remove this part if your mom lives somewhere else or something*)

ITT:
Getting OP laid

do you like hard surfaces
>>571478085

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>>571477776

>>571478198
rolling for this

>>571478613
OP is getting by on his sheer good looks. We're not helping at all.

what about you gimme a little peak of what to expect babe? ;)

>>571478764
Oh, this is sad

Ahahahahahah sweet jesus, this bitch is thirsty as fuck

Dis gon b real gud

By the way OP, why does she look like she's got a billiard ball shoved up her ass in her pic?

^ This

>>571478085
time to ask for nudes

Ask about her tits

you actually gonna fuck her?

I say stop with the rollin shit and just have OP work on gettin nudes

this bitch is chubby and probably curvy as fuck, decent sized titties i bet good pull OP i'd fuck her

>>571478951
obv not he is too much of a faggot so he decided to post it on 4chan to justify it to himself why he'll not fuck her.

She seems easy so just do it

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Should I actually fuck this chick this weekend? If I do I'll do an update, or 9 can decide what I say next.

Send me some nudes plz

>>571479150
Solid 4,5"

>>571479150
Fuck her right in the pussy
Also rolling

>>571479150
lol just kidding i just wanna cuddle and watch 9gag lel xD

Think horse

>>571479150
Send me a nude & I'll send one back

>>571479150
3'' of fury

>>571479150
OP, I beg you! Don't type anything else these fucks say! Just get the /b/ros sum nudes!!!

what about you gimme a little peak of what to expect babe? ;))

>>571479150
like 2.5 inches

How do you turn this on?

>>571479150
pretty standard. 6.5" with about 6 inches girth.

Nothing TOO big...you just look like you have a super tight pussy.

ask for tits

FUCK HER OP RECORD IT AND THEN SHOW US.

>>571479150
It's about as big as your daddy's cock.

>>571479150
I got 4.5 inches of pure unadulterated boy meat. I also enjoy a good anal thrashing from girls with hamfists like yourself.

>>571479150

4 inches of herpe infested dick :) for real tho haha u should be fine wit a condom

would you take a photo of your boobs?

>>571479150
I want fug I have foot long cok bby.

>>571479150

8.2"

>>571479150
Oh, you wanna find out?
Send me some sexy pics and you'll see ;)

>>571479150
Let's swap nudes to find out. Ladies first

Send me something to make it hard and I will show you

>>571479150
Send me a pic of your tits, then I'll send you a pic of my dick

>>571479150
No matter what I say to you after this message, whatever it might be, I absolutely never want to have any kind of sexual relations with you. Please never contact me again.

>>571479257
reroll

It's about 1 cm....from the floor and I'm a dwarf

>>571479150
"I was nicknamed 'The pipecleaner' at bible camp."

Well as long as I take my cialis then we're talking monster big! Wanna give me a preview of what I can expect?

Get us noodz now, fuck her later

>>571479281
Re

atleast 3 and a half

>>571479150
post her pic of your wiener and ask for her nude.

>>571479150

can we actually get a picture of this broad? all this will be moot if it's a grenade we're talking here. >dem fat bitches will do anything for a dick

>>571479310
reroll

>>571479150
"big enough to fuck your brains out"

>>571479150
just over 2 inches

I'll show you mine if you show me yours bebe

what about you gimme a little peak of what to expect babe? ;) u know...

send me a pic of your dad in his unders

>>571479150
I'll send you a pic of my dick
If you send some nudes

I got enough for ya baby, now show me those titties that i'll be suckin on

>>571475369
rrerawl

>>571479419
win

>>571479342
roll

>>571475257
Heil Hitler

>>571479403
kek. reroll

>>571479419
Winrar

>>571479281
this please

U r a fking slut

>>571479419
WINRAR

>>571479419
WINRArrr

>>571479352

this

>>571479150
Just fuck her man. Or do you like traps?

>>571479383
rerawl
also fuck her right in the pussy

>>571479419
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

>>571479419
win

TITS

actualy i'm not rdy yet i want to wait more

>>571479419
WINRAR

>>571479434
rerolll!

>>571478592
Roool

>>571479375
This

7 inches of goddamn pleasure

>>571479150
Send me a pussy pic & I'll decide if you're worthy

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>>571479225
roll

You wanna see !!!!

Why didn't you tell me you were an undercover cop?

OP get some nudes then share! she's obviously willing to

Needlessly Large Rod

All jokes aside, this girl is a whore lol

definitely fuck her

>>571479454
THIS

OP please, start with the nudes, she really really wants the D

Cleary she's down to fuck. So big chance she will send some

>>571479562

hahaha rerolling for this

>>571479454
this

>>571479730
play dota nub

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>>571479419
Supreme kek

>>571479419
winnnnnnnnn

Sto being a faggot and give us nudes

OP, just type you own shit now and get us some nudes

>>571479419
i'm dying of kek

>>571479842
And I'll reroll for my self again. At this point it just makes the most sense. If you guys wanna see pics of a fat girl just google it faggots.

>>571479730
ROLLLLLL

>>571479150
God said to send her a dick pic

Do it for the nudes OP. No more fucking around

>>571480004
Just do it

>>571475369

>>571480137
This

is OP still here?

GET NUDES

Attention /b/tards I'll try to get nudes and keep you guys posted.

>>571480004
>implying he wont fuck up

OP just go get yourself laid son

Damn we want the nudies. Hope she will give. Don't screw up OP

for real man stick it in

>>571480335
shut the fuck up you aren't OP

>implying the nudes are OC

God you guys are fucking lame. The luls could be so much greater than a few measly nudes. The internet is literally 50% porn. Just go look at that shit.

Think op and girl is trolling us

>>571479419
bumping but thinking op made a b8

>>571480335
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>571480634
This guy gets it

Do ittttt

>>571480634
this, so much fucking this, who gives a shit about nudes anymore, especially when girls give them out like candy on halloween

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>>571479419
winrar

>>571480634
>luls

>>571480797
No he doesn't. He's some faggot who would rather have some funny conversation with a gril than get laughs by posting nudes of that chick on an anonymous imageboard. Would be great if someone knew her as well.

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>>571480634

>>571480968
Girls give out nudes on Halloween?

Update wtfism.

op has abandoned us

>>571481146
I'm 14 motherfucker, I say "luls". As in my tiny dick lulled your mom into a dark alley where she let me see how much trash from the dumpster could fit in her ass. She literally became my cumdumpster... what of it?

>>571481491
Have you never been trick or treating?

>>571481146
Now this guy gets it

>>571481553
What? I'm 14 too :^) Let's be friends, friend.

>>571481553
>>571481553
MODS MODS MODS

B&!!

of where are you

>>571481491
only if you dress up as shrek and say the magic words, "It's all ogre now"

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>>571481613
Of course I have. I've never received nudes. The fuck is up with this shit

>>571481634

Ok sounds good. I hope you like ZIma and wine coolers cuz thats how I party

OP left thread.

I'm guessing the whore ain't relying anymore

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT KIND OF A CANDY FAGGOT OP IS IF A GIRL IS FLIRTING AND DOING THE THING INSTEAD OF HIM ALL THESE HOES AROUND ME DONT DO SHIT

I think OP took the win.

>>571482247
I'm guessing he wised up and is going to get some pussy

OP is not deliver.

It's fake....

But I'm always a skeptic so I'll just go fuck myself.

>>571482460
better that way

OP is kill,

IM PREEMPTIVELY STRIKING:

I'm going to bury my dick in your pussy like the nails in Jesus' hands.

Also...are you down with facials?

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>>571482389
Took the W.
Told her to come though this weekend.
Thank You /b/

>>571483125
F*** you

>>571483125
You better post pics bro

>>571483125

this guy is swimming in pussy

>>571483125
fake faggot

>>571483125
post pics of her. she looks like a ham beast

>>571483125
Based OP

>>571483125
I know I would have. Don't forget us when u get something (picture/movie). Don't forget the hours of free fapping the internet gave you.

God speed you flamboyant lucky piece of shit.