I HAVE FOUND THE MASTER THREAD. A master thread, in case you don't know, is a thread containing all threads ever posted in a singular thread. Every single post, in the order they were posted disregarding the threads they were posted in... a solid line of all posts ever posted on /b/.
Can you imagine it? Why would such a thread exist? Well... it doesn't exist on the surface; you can't access it. Hell, it's off limits even to the mods. So who *does* have access to it? As of some unknown time in the past, nobody. Even moot himself could not access it... but can you imagine if we, the common anons, could access it?
Can you grasp the potential? The light that it'd shed on our history, our way of life, our struggles and our triumphs? It's the holy grail of /b/tards... and it's one click away.
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/
"Yo nigga, 403 forbidden"
>I know
This is why I; no... /b/ needs you. To figure out a way to access the master thread. Any ideas?
This interests me.
FAGGGGGGGGGOT
i love shrek
>>571467331
Bump
>>571467331
looks interesting
The master thread would have every hilariously awful thing ever posted on b. I can't begin to imagine what's on it
>>571467926
The early days to like 2012=loads and loads of CP
We need anonymous to access it for us.
Some say only the chosen one, master of all chans, can unlock it. But when 4chan needed him most, he vanished.
>>571468167
It's obvious that millhouse doesn't love us
>>571467547
>>571467819
Yeah, the master thread would definitely be interesting to scroll through... and... all the pizza?
>>571467980
Exactly. Not my #1 reason to want access to it but hell, I'd definitely look at some of that too...
>>571467926
Probably some forgotten memes would pop up into use again if nothing else...
I miss the master of 4chan
>>571468495
You know what I miss?
https://h8x0mk.lux/video/0xg8b2O/worm.flv
All the best shock sites are down.
>>571468615
oh and
>inb4 "that's not the real url"
>no shit
but you know if you know
>>571468615
Mentalzero is still up
>>571468167
dragonchan, he who speaks the language of faggots
One thread to rule them all.
>>571468784
Nah but I mean ones that are gross in the WTF kind of way. That harlequin baby one's been down since 2006 or 2007 I think (whatever it was called, the one that went fullscreen with porn sounds and couldn't be closed without ctrl+alt+del) and some others I don't even remember. Does anyone remember what the harlequin baby one was called or if it's actually up again?