Alright i couldnt find the science forum on 4chan What if the

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This here is a COLD FUSION SUN.

>> 1: Core of ice mixed with hydrogen.
>> 2: Protons in the hydrogen/ice mix will start flowing around very VERY fast. Produces enormous heat.
>> 3: The ice from the mix I called before starts to get very compact by all of the heat around it (step 2)
>> 4: It get's so hot, the ice will start exploding/emitting from the 'outer layer'. Thus it will emit cold, hundred of thousands kilometres away, making planets around it freeze.

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This is real COLD FUSION SUN.
>My Gay friend
>You
>Equally gay

>>571460342
>produces enormous heat, emits cold
No

>>571460278

You mean >>>/sci/ ?

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>>571460342
Son, I don't think you know how stupid that is.

>>571461453

It's clearly a troll from someone with a moderate education in physics.

>>571460278
Heat is energy.
Cold is the loss of heat, or loss of energy.

You're actually kind of describing a black hole.

Except for the cold fusion, that's just you thinking that acting dumber than you are makes you not dumb.

Wrong.

>>571460278
No point answering as you clearly show a lack of reading ability.

>>571460278
mfw

>sun emitted cold907

Would it freeze at our planet? Could we survive with fire from another sun?

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>>571462528

dear god, man

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>>571460278
>>571460342
>>571462528
the autism is out of this world

>>571460342
Wtf did I just read?????

what if gravity is caused by the pressure of space and time compressing stuff together much like an object at the bottom of the ocean being compressed, except the compression is coming from all angles.

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stealing thread

You can't generate coldness, cold is just the absence of warmth you fucking retarded faggot.

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>emitted cold

>>571463992
You can't create warmth, warmth is just the absence of coldness.
Checkmate.

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>>571463992
but what if something absorbed warmth?

The sun can't emit cold, you retard, it's ionized.

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>>571464160

>I don't understand thermodynamics

>>571464190
That would be a 'black hole'.

>>571464289
Of course it can, our sun now produces fire. The coldfusion sun produces ice.

>>571464337
>I don't know what I'm talking about so I'll just pretend I do.

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>>571460278

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>>571464462
if this isnt bait you should consider going to high school again

>>571464462
...

The sun now doesn't PRODUCE fire. The sun is not fire. The sun emits rays, that emit heat because it's ionized. Go to a nuclear plant and try open one of the reactors then touch the particles in it with your hand, you will lose your hand, that is the sun. Stop trolling.

Fire is the heating of oxygen particles.

There is no oxygen in space.

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potato

>>571464739
You stop trolling. Howcome if there is no oxygen in space, the astronauts of apollo 18 and shit landed on the moon and back with no oxygen?

No one can hold his breath for so many days

>>571464989
Are you seri...

Almost got me there, buddy. Almost.

>>571460278
You brainless retard, did you even do a cursory google search on cold fusion before you started posting this shit?

Here I will fucking educate you.

There are two type of nuclear reaction, fission, and fusion.

Fission is the splitting of atoms
Fusion is the joining of atoms

We have used fission for 70 years now. we have basically mastered it.

Fusion on the other hand is more complicated, so far the only way we can figure out how to start a fusion reaction is by kicking it off with a fission reaction first (sometimes known as HOT fusion)

Cold Fusion is what we call an undiscovered technique whereby we can start a fusion reaction without resorting to kicking it off with a fission reaction.

It is still a nuclear reaction, it still lets ouyt fuck tonnes of heat and other energy. It is literally about as far away from what you described as is physically possible!

>>571464989

Not sure if trolling.. or just trolling.

>>571465194
Fusion IS fission. The only thing holding the energy together is dark matter, it's also the only thing that destroys it.

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>>571463992
Explain ice cubes then, anon.
Checkmate.

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>>571465291
i hink it might be trolling
>>571465328
they absorb heat
>bait

>>571465328
this

>>571465328

Lack of heat radiation.. water freezes..

>>571460278
Atom's electrons can be agitated to different energy levels. Electronical transitions are the most energetic transitions. When heat is applied to a atom it will produce so much CP that it will question child porn's illegality: is it truly illegal if there is no victim? Seeing as this is artificially produced CP, one could deduce that such an act was from another being, who wished to see mankind in a state of peace. This will only happen, when pedophiles stop jacking off to real child porn and start to harness the child porn from the universe.

>>571465327
I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU CUNT! DARK MATTER DOESN'T EXIST! DARKNESS IS THE LACK OF NUCLEAR FUSION!

>>571465761
>dark matter doesn't exist
People who actually are IN the Scientific community would beg to differ. Explain fusion then, if you think you actually know shit.

>>571463467
Why would I want to see that

>>571465761
Also:
>What is cold plasma

>>571465981
Fusion is when two Hydrogen isotopes collide at near the speed of light and release fuck tonnes of energy as well as creating u-235 isotopes. If dark matter existed then we would get u-238 instead of u-235 shitlord!

>>571466078
Cold plasma is ice that has been frozen again to form super ice. It is essentially the chemistry world's version of a Super Saiyan 2.

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>>571466343

>super ice

>chemistry world's version of a Super Saiyan 2

>Super Saiyan 2.

wut

>>571466217
>collide
That wouldn't make them susceptible to fusion, you retard, it would make them fucking unstable. The original form of the sun was plasma gas, that plasma gas itself was fissioned and fused.
>u-238
>He doesn't know how dark matter works
The Scientific method of today cannot accurately READ dark matter.
>shitlord
Feminazi please go.

>>571460278
Probably troll but you can't 'emit cold', only absorb heat. Cold is not a thing, it's just the word for a lack of heat.

>>571466751
Dark matter doesn't work because it doesn't exist, listen up cuntbag. Two hydrogen atoms are accelerated to near c by the bending and rippling of space caused by the gravity field of tumblr's user base, when they collide they do reverse fission and mush into u-235 isotopes that have two nuclei. If dark matter were a real thing, then the resulting isotope would have to be u-238 with 3 nuclei. I don't see what is so difficult to understand here?

>>571466217
Also:
>What is the Higgs-Boson
Shitlord. Keep being a retard.

>>571467106
Higgs-Boson is the chemical reaction in where a smaller isotope engulfs a larger isotope causing an inverted gravity field, pushing everything away, this explains the expansion of our universe.

>>571467326
That is partly the function of DARK MATTER, yes. You get it now? Dark matter CREATES the gravitational field, you utter fool. It didn't just ENGULF IT, it FUSED because it was in a FISSIONED state.

>>571467326
Higgs-Boson is a superelimentary particle, smaller than atoms. It is being used by CERN to get a better view on our galaxy..

>>571467326
this guy knows what he says

>>571467524
this gguys is just cursing and shouting while trying to follow up in wikipedia

>>571461386
/thread

sun make nuclear reaction ! --' it's warm (really warm)

>>571467831
That person cursed more than I did. What are you talking about?

>>571467705
No, CERN is a myth created by the British government. In reality the average person can conduct these experiments in their backyard but if that became common knowledge then everyone would be travelling to space and discovering that their is free fucking petrol up there and then BP would go bust.

Just the other day I observed the god particle in my back yard using a machine I built out of tin foil, seven condoms and some rubber tubing. It's not that hard you can find guides for these kinds of things on google.

>>571460278
isn't it a black hole a cold sun it sucks up everything like when an object is cold it sucks up all heat

>>571468067
Are you seri...

You observed the 'God particle'. Do you even know why it's called that?

>>571468023
>>571468067

See, He even knows bout the secret project of the british government to stop time travel by comom folk

seconde cern don't use higgs-boson but try to make some reactions witch were at the beginin of the univers

>>571468239
It is called the God particle because God invented it.

>>571468239
Yes because it is what god is made out of. Jesus Christ was also known to be 50% compsoed of god particles that could shift throughout the volume of his body. For instance he could shift the god particles to his feet and energise them in sunlight to cause the inverse gravity field I spoke about earlier, thus repellign the water beneath his feet to stay above the water, giving the impression of the miracle of walking on water.

>>571468308
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha your a fucking troll or just idiot ?

god doesn't exist, science is god for me,

>>571468297
Kid, it takes a lot of speed to time travel, firstly. >>571468465
>God
You don't know God and you definitely don't know Christ. It's called the 'God particle' because it's of a mechanic less dense than a lot of matter in this density. A mechanic that can be utilized to EXPLOIT FTL, but that doesn't mean it does it alone. I understand FTL more than you ever will.

>>571468685
Fucking Christ, a 'God' is an Aion, man. That doesn't mean that the God is the creator of all.

>>571468778
The suns light is traveling with the speed of light, so we can too. I believe it was 300km/h

>>571468987
Also, If i read this again, we can already travel 3/4x with the speed of light. Airplanes anyone?

That's why if you fly East, the sun will always stay there, because u r travelling in time

>>571468987
We can, doesn't mean we can survive it.

>>571468778
FTL is impossible, at the moment your velocity reaches c, every atom in your body undergoes nuclear fusion resulting in a cloud of nitrogen vapour. The vapour cloud slowly decays, eventually forming hydrogen and once those hydrogen atoms are caught in the inverse gravity field of the god particle, they ascend to a higher state and you are reborn as a god. But even as a god you cannot move faster than c or else the entire thing will happen again.

>>571469159
Jets can break the speed of sound, but a particle has to be in a certain state to travel light speed without any friction.
>>571469232
It really isn't, successfully surviving FTL is highly improbable.

>>571460278
>coldfusion sun.
This is not a thing, these are two unrelated words placed next to each other.

>>571469232
>Even as a God
You don't even know how Godhood works. This is how dumb you are. Godhood is just knowledge, you idiot. Every state you're ever going to be in is a natural state for all beings.

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All right ya buncha smart alecks,
what about the theoretical existence of not only the coldfusion sun, and the regular lava sun, but also the lightning sun and chlorophyll sun?
Gimme your theories, nerds.

>>571469232
>But even as a god you cannot
This is the most retarded thing I've ever read. By the very nature God would be a being that can bend laws of universe to their will, if a being was a god they could simply will it there not be a speed limit imposed upon the universe.

>>571469546
You wouldn't understand man, it has to do with the time cube

>>571469949
As a god you can change the speed of light but never go faster than it, thus light will always be better than you, for each photon is a tiny god of such immense power as to drive you into a murderous god rage.

>>571469959
Let me ask, who are you talking to? Figure that one out.

>>571460278
you don't know what cold fusion is.

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>>571460278
like this????

>>571469887
The lightning sun is a misnomer, this sun actually emits dark fire. Please do some research before comign here and making a fool of your self.

>>571470120
I am talking to you. But you are failing to understand my scientific wisdom.

>>571470074
Also, we're talking about light as it pertains to this density, not The All.

>>571470074
Oh, you're one of them retards, should have said so earlier, would have saved me five minutes.

Good day to you.

>>571470407
>timecube
>Scientific wisdom

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>>571460278
which one of these are is OP wearing?

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>>571470607
all of them

>>571470416
Are you even taking into consideration dark light?

>>571470305
Interesting.
I was always under the assumption that it was lightning, basically like a natural Tesla Coil.
I guess I'm going to have to reassess what I had read on the subject.

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>>571460278
>implying he actually knows shit about the sun
Dear god, go back to kindergarten.

>>571470607
This made me laugh. They have maccaroni's in them.
>>571470749
You have no idea what the hell you're talking about, do you?

>>571470898
Oh I see, you're one of those crack pots who doesn't believe in dark light or the time cube. Did you remember to take your pills today?

this is why i hate physicists. they ride so much of their ego on their stupid scientific knowledge that they get mad when people get it even slightly wrong.

if someone roughly outlined the plot of the avengers or whatever and got it wrong, would you get mad? no. if someone mixed up the words proton and photon, you'd all lose your shit.

pathetic, all of you. i do a physics degree at uni and have to put up with fucking cuntish dickheads like you guys every day.

>>571471224
There is dark energy. Dark LIGHT, does not exist. Light in THIS density is CREATED by dark matter. I believe in certain functions of cold plasma, but dark light is just something you made up to sound cool. I don't know or care what the Timecube is or what you think it is, but I guarantee you, you don't understand this density or any density besides this more than me with the way you're talking.

>>571470305
>Please do some research before coming here and making a fool of yourself
>4chan.org

>>571471395
Yea, I've got a master of science and I hated these people too.
Can't even normally discuss about things

>>571460278
I'd also like to know about these fucking idiots who think the sun is a STAR lmfao
the sun isn't a star the sun is the SUN

>>571471620
>dark fire
They mean heat, RADIATION. That's not 'dark fire'.

>>571471673
damn, feels good to know that someone else is in my boat, i feel like such an outsider on my course.

>>571471732
>sun is the SUN

True lol, Stars are distant lights (very strong lightbulbs made out of hypernovagasses) and the Sun is just the sun and emits fire.

>>571471732
The sun is the Sol star.
>>571471224
Unless you're saying do I believe in the void (not just the void of space), to which I say, obviously. Learn who you're talking to.

>>571471753
No it is dark fire

>>571471935
You are funny guy.
>>571472051
Hilarious.

>>571472051
And gravity is dark minerals, right? (((:

You're all wrong.

Gravity is independent of the cold emitted from a black hole.

>>571466217

2 protons colliding and joining together makes uranium? Uranium is Helium? What the fuck?

>>571472262
Actually, since god particles cause inverse gravity, then inverse inverse gravity (or just 'gravity' as most know it) are caused by dark god particles

>>571472307
What? Gravity is inertia. Certain layers of the gravitational field and how strong is it is created by 'protogasses' I guess you can call it.

>>571472519
Dark god particles were of course created by the dark gods.

>>571472519
No. That is just the function of dark matter. I'm not going to explain it to you. Just not. I know you're not being serious so I don't really care.

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>>571472519
Are you actually retarded son? Or just trolling? I'm not sure.

>>571466217
Doesn't know what he's talking about.

The protons collide to create smaller protons, which deteriorate after they take the place of valence electrons. That's how radioactive isotopes are man-made

>>571472680
No, she's trying to mess around to 'prove' that she's more intelligent than I am.

>>571472768
You are such a fucking jewfag. Even your jewfaggot id agrees with me

>>571472928
I'm not a Jew. Jews practice Kabbalah. I don't practice anything.
Your ID has Ew in it. Disgusting fuck.

>>571472768
Social slavery warrior ate zee Jew. And now you're here to fucking cry about it

Can't emit cold you worthless pile of mong

>>571473070
Maybe you should practice physics more often then you'd be as good at is as I am.

>>571473092
I really don't much care for the Juden, you know-nothing.

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>>571472768
>she
>mfw

>>571473208
I PRACTICE Physics every day, when I walk and things of that nature. Unless you mean study the field, which I will. If being as good as you are gets me talking about some bullshit time cube, then no thanks, I'll just do things my own way.
>>571473316
I was under the impression only Feminazi's use the term shitlord, unless trap.

>>571473245
Your vocabulary proves that your family has done hard time concentrating on camping

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>>571473189
>Can't emit cold

Have you never get an ice cube? It's the same principle only on a larger scale

>>571473509
My vocabulary is fine.

>>571473643
That's exactly what a Jew would say

>>571473498
I legit feel bad for you. It must suck not understanding the fundamental forces of the universe. You will never wield dark fire as I do.

>>571473820
No they wouldn't. They'd call you a goy and say Oy vey.

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>>571460278

kankerhomo

>>571473904
Whereas I say jewfaggot go suck off you convert niggerfaggoy boyfriend.

>>571473895
>I'm so intelligent because I don't believe in dark matter even though I know fuck all about its functions
>I'll make fun of you for it and it'll make me seem more intelligent

>>571474119
You don't even know what the Juden believe in.

You probably haven't researched anything and stay in ignorance. I don't believe in YHVH.

>>571474129
Everyone in this thread knows you're a jewfag. Go fuck your circumcision skin

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Hey guys, look at this video on YouTube of a cat getting hit by a car. You can see his skull crack open and blood come out ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGeXnWeXdk

>>571474335
>I'll keep throwing around things I don't know about
>What is Heremeticism

>>571473537
An ice cube with the property of cold?
No never.

>>571474129
Kek, is so smart, cannot even tell when being b8ed. You have bored me out sir. Now I must sleep because i have lectures in the morning. fkn thermodynamics lectures am i rite?

>>571474458
Jesus fucking Christ you are a fat slovenly neckbearded new faggot bitch. You must have gotten your ass kicked sooooo much in school. Kill yourself.

>>571460278
It prob be cold then OP

I don't know where to start with the poor understanding of physics in this threads. The scarey part is that some of you are not trolling, but serious.

>emit cold
>sun's dark fire
>no oxygen in space
>turn into gas as velocity approaches c
>gravity is inertia
>function of dark matter

No brilliant person can make this shit up. It's a schizophrenic form of genius.

>>571460278
Cold is not a radiation

>>571474734
>doesn't believe in dark fire
Where do you think warlocks get their power from then?

>>571474668
Actually, no, I was fairly respected in school by most of my peers.
>>571474734
...
>He thinks there's oxygen in space
Are you retarded - or? There's hydrogen in space, oxygen though? No. Matter doesn't NEED oxygen to ionize.

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>>571460278
first off, cold fusion isn't possible, it was thought up in the 70's as an alternative fuel source and scientists proved that it was based on broken science and is considered bullshit; so given that let's just assume cold fusion is possible.

if the sun emitted cold then we would not exist and the solar energy wouldn't exist either, instead everything would be baked in more radiation due to the amount of proposed energy that cold fusion supposedly emits (enough to power the entire world with one cold fusion reactor the size of a nuclear reactor).

therefore life in our solar system would be impossible.

congratulations on being retarded.

>>571474734
Also, dark matter does have a function.