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>>571411435


Someone tell me how to make Webm from cellphone.
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WHERE DO YOU LIVE OP, WHAT KIND OF PHONE?
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>>571411924

I'm done. I'm leaving. This is too much.
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S4 Sprint.
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install gentoo
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>>571412138
faggot
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>>571412221

I want to know why you seriously won't go to a hospital than insurance, you fag.
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>>571411924
What kind of angle is that?
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>>571412138
Stop lying to yourself
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rip off the head OP
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>>571411924
Was it a self circ gone wrong?
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>>571411924
Try pulling the tip real hard
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>>571411924
Good glob!!!!
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op is just sitting there with his rotting dick out.
this is unbelievable
thought maybe he took a few pics then went to the hospital. nope, just sitting there
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>>571411924
OP JESUS CHRIST FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE JUST GIVE SOME FUCKS AND GET TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL.
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>>571411924
>this whole thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hcSpSC8T0M
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>>571411924
fuckin fuck webm
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dunk it in peroxide
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This is nothing OP, its just a cut and a bruise you'll be fine by morning
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Op should consult the Necronomicock
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLkH9Er0u4Y
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First thread
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708

Second thread
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571404648
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>>571411924
Just take a regular video, upload it to somewhere and give us the link. I'm sure your cult following will have a webm made from it in a matter of seconds
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>>571411924

Just what the fuck did you do to cause this?
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>>571412771
this
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You need to rub some dirt into it. Then twist the tip real hard
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>A cut and a bruise
>Dick is rotting off body
>OP will be fine
Ok.
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>>571412728
you glorious faggot
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I want to see glorious webm off that dick
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My next Balck Metal band will be named after Levi's Necrocock
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Can i have your computer when you die, lord necro benis
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>>571411924
could you PLEASE tell us where you live and how in hell did you get your dick that way?
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I don't get what I'm looking at! The angle is confusing me
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>>571411924
god dammit, just film it and put it in dropbox. then share the link. people who are still alive will take care of the webm stuff
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>>571412876
>next Balck Metal band
>next Balck band
>next Balck
>Balck
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>>571412876
kek'd
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>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LEVI NECROCOCK

>GOOD FORTUNE AND KNOWLEDGE WILL COME TO YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY WITH "THANK LEVI NECROCOCK"
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>>571412876

We should write a song about Levi's Necrocock to immortalize it.
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>>571413083
we need a clear shot of that necrocock
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OP, when your dick falls off, put it in a box and deliver it to your neighbors
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YANK IT OFF OP, WHAT THE FUCK
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>>571413091
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY1nowZa51E
Some riffs
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>>571413083
THANK LEVI NECROCOK
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Did anyone archive the other thread?
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>>571413251

Need lyrics first
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>>571412876
lol
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>>571413251
Riffs for his funeral or?
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What about a kind of DragonbornNecrocock Bard Song?
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>>571413315
Well lets work on those lyrics than.
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>>571413312
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571404648
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>>571413091
I was walking down the street one day
and I thought I heard someone say
hey theres a necrocock coming my way
I opened my eyes and what did I see
a tiny mico necrocock lookin at me

the puss and blood might cause infection
his dicks so hard its a resERECTION
Levi's dicks so cockstrong
Let him stick it in you from all direction
slurp it up and
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>>571413312
Here
>>571412756
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Where do I upload videos?
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What will be it's next form?
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I demand a place on olymp for Levi. Our grandchildren will cherish this day as the Day of the Deaddick.

He shall sit in his Foul Throne as the Demigod of Disgust
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>>571411924
>>571411924
>>571411924
OP please go to the nearest glory hole and demand a blowjob.
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>>571411924
it was fun op, good night and I fucking hope you see a damn doctor before you are kill. take care op
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>>571413091
From the first thread:

That's a purulent suppuration
You'll require medication
And possibly an operation
To resolve that pus situation
No doctor in this nation
Would condone your penetration
Of vaginas with that abomination
So pronto get yourself to a medical station
If ever with a woman you desire relations
Of the type involving fornication
Leading to ejaculation
Get yourself to an ER for a prognostication
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>>571413576

youtube

make it viewable only by link
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>>571413576
dropbox
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>>571413576
I don't even know how to react to this anymore.
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>>571413445
Black metal or brutal death metal would definitely be the best genre for someone's rotting cock. A bard song wouldn't be right.
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>>571413576
HAPPENING
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>>571413576
MEGA.CO.NZ
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> 571413576

this is not even my final form
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>>571413576
HOLY FUCK
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email moot@4chan.org he uploads all gifs and webms

>>571413576
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>>571413576
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>>571413576
That black chunk is annoying me, OP. Pluck it off.
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>>571413697
this
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>>571413561
>>571413686

10/10 would play at OP's funeral

metalfags and musicians, report in. We have a mission for you.
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>>571413576
alright dude it's time to stop. go to the fucking hospital man. just jesus fuck dude
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>>571413576
It shines in the fucking dark
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op.... the hype is dying... cmon man its getting boring here
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I believe Necrocock guitar tabs would be like 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-2-0-0-0-0-0-1-3-0-0-0-0-0-0
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>>571412771
this.
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>>571413576


i need you to post a video of you slowly peeling that shit off of the head of your dick with tweezers.
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>>571413796
lolkek
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I'm saving all the lyrics for this song.
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>>571413576
Tell people how the fuck it happened before you die you asshole.

I think OP has gone septic and his brain is fucked. Take your temperature OP and tell us what it is.
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>>571414128

Don't forget to post the result
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>>571413576
looks like his ballsack is bruised as well
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>>571414221
Other computer is broken right now, well charger for it is so I currently don't have a mic but I'm saving everything for this song from this thread.
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>>571412938
he has his leg up on the table/desk/thing kinda like sitting cross-legged
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Do something OP im getting bored
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>>571414391
it's habbenin
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OP are you cumming blood?

are you cumming puss?

can you even cum ?
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>>571414391
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Anyone ever play this game?
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>>571414391
top kek m8
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>>571414506
OP pls.
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>>571413643
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>>571414524
Yes.

I love you.
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>>571414524
Corn was that nigga
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Op is kill
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>>571414523
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>>571414601
>>571414609
It was my shit, I have it right now on my xbox.
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yup op all the hype died... dragged it on way too long
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>>571414524
JSRF is the shit.
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just when u think u have seen it all
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OP I'm going to bed...You have made me post on this site for the first time in years...R.I.P in pepperoni for your necrocock. Sweet septic dreams you glorious bastard.
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>>571414391
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>>571414659
Oh God, muh sides.
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Op better post a vid of him ripping the head off
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Necrocock, Oh Necrocock
Where do you come from,
Who do you shock?

Violets are purple
Roses are red
OPs dick is dying
Please see a med.
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Holy fucking shit how do you even get necrosis on your dick like wtf
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8LAdyTzLZs
To help pass the time
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>>571414693
I mean what else can we get from this dirty infected dick?
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OP you should remake that Iago timestamp with maximum grossness
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>mfw anons are still telling OP to go to a hospital
>mfw OP has been posting his dick for a week
>mfw OP doesnt give a flying fuck
>mfw its 2am where i live, i have a test tomorrow but i cant stop monitoring this thread
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>>571414919
to busy fapping to picture to hear music.
thanks /b/ro
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>>571414876
Saved.
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>>571414956
>>mfw its 2am where i live, i have a test tomorrow but i cant stop monitoring this thread
=======
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>>571414927
Screwing with it if he uploads a video to YouTube.
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>>571414956
Michigan
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Levi you are in a profoundly nightmarish place medically--and your natural response is the post on /b/...that is why you are best. Thank you OP
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this is NOT habbiding
OP won't deliver
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Come on OP, the hype is dying, get the webm done
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Posting to bump thread
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>>571414956
I have shit to get done tomorrow and I'm going on 4 hours of sleep
Fuck this thread for keeping me up
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Uploading something mediafire.
Here so you don't get bored.
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>>571413686

Someone needs to rap this on vocaroo
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>>571415279
What
The
Fuck
OP
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>>571415279

Your dick looks like it's bent at a right angle at the tip.

WTF OP...
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>>571415279
IT'S DONE

ITS FUCKING DONE
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>>571415279
Sweet merciful christ
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>>571415279
what teh actual fuck is that blue thingy
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>>571415279
Is that blue thing your vein?
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>>571415279
>This isn't even my final form
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>>571415279
Tell people how you did it asshole! You jerk off too much with a dirty dick and tear the skin?
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>>571415362
Here's all the lyrics people have contributed so far

I was walking down the street one day
and I thought I heard someone say
hey theres a necrocock coming my way
I opened my eyes and what did I see
a tiny mico necrocock lookin at me

the puss and blood might cause infection
his dicks so hard its a resERECTION
Levi's dicks so cockstrong
Let him stick it in you from all direction
slurp it up and


From the first thread:

That's a purulent suppuration
You'll require medication
And possibly an operation
To resolve that pus situation
No doctor in this nation
Would condone your penetration
Of vaginas with that abomination
So pronto get yourself to a medical station
If ever with a woman you desire relations
Of the type involving fornication
Leading to ejaculation
Get yourself to an ER for a prognostication


Necrocock, Oh Necrocock
Where do you come from,
Who do you shock?

Violets are purple
Roses are red
OPs dick is dying
Please see a med.
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>>571415279
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>>571415279
Hey, it might be falling off dude
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>>571415279
HURRY THE FUCK UP
I HAVE TO JERK OFF QUICKLY
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youre past point of no return, probably will need to get it amputated, enjoy your circumcision guys
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>>571415279
wow, you're a girl now

Good job, faggot
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>>571415279
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>mfw I thought op wasnt a faggot...
>Op slowly turning into faggot.....
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>>571415279
dick is kill
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>>571415279
mother of god, all that slimy cock slop.
I almost hurled
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>>571415279
Gross man, cut your nails.
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Here is a clear video from earlier. It's quite clean in here, nothing wrong guys. [OP from PC]

What should I record now?

https://www.mediafire.com/?00ndbgl2gt2juac
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>>571415279
OP dont go to the hospital so it turns into gangrenous necrosis and your peepee falls off. Then post pics pls.
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>>571415279
What the fuck? Is that blue thing your fucking vein?
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>>571415279
Alrighty then
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I have so much shit to do tomorrow morning, it's 1 am here and I wanted to go to the gym early before work.

Fuck that shit... it's habbening!
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>>571415730
>https://www.mediafire.com/?00ndbgl2gt2juac

its legit people. holy fuck thats nasty dude.
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>>571415730
What did I just watch.
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I can't handle OP's autism. Prioritizes impressing /b/ over not having his dick fall off.
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>>571413686
>No doctor in this nation
>Would condone your penetration
>Of vaginas
OP could make a killing doing porn.
>Mutated cock fucks tight white ass.
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were you a victim OP?
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>>571415853
He's pulled it open further than it was before...you're looking at exposed rotting flesh at this point.

And the fucker won't tell people how it started, he's gonna end up dead and no one will ever know.
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>>571415938
>>571415964


>downloading and watching a video that was posted 1 minute before this post
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Put a condom on it to prevent your dick from falling apart
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based OP
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>>571415938
that nose whistle though
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Can we get another pic of it hard? I know it hurts OP but do it for /b/ and for science.
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>>571415730
you we're supposed to jerk it off
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>>571416105
some people don't have shit tier internet m8
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>>571416189
i was thinking the same thing haha
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>>571416127
Based OP? Y

Mm... I Shall to record it with a hard-on. Some porn guys. Petite Girls ftw.
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Someone web it
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And on the fifth Day God created Necrocock. And he saw that it was good.
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>>571415279
dude it looks like its getting worse. what are you going to do when the head falls off?
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>>571416295

GET THE MAN HIS PORN, ASAP
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Just put duck tape on it. You'll be fine.
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Someone make a webm
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>>571415730

The pics seemed worse to look at than the video
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Levi Charles
we have gods name finally
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>>571416295
GET OP HIS PORN
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>>571416319
This plox
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Someone make a webm cause I ain't downloading shit
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>>571415503
it looks like it was a stitch that he ripped open.
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>>571416295
here you go
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>>571416189
Sorry, but I'm sick, got a running nose, some headache and a small fever, taking some aspiring at the moment, I believe you can see them on OP photo.
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Can someone pls explain to me WTF is going on? I just woke up and I'm scared.
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>>571416295
got u mang
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>>571416602
Here
>>571412756
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>>571416564
That's because you're going fucking septic
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>>571416564

confirmed for blood poisoning

goodbye OP, you made /b/ proud
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Reading all this shit while having lunch

>no problem
>dont give a fuck
>chop off your dick op
>inb4 australia
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>>571416472
how did you get the last name?
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I'm converting the video into Webm for you guys
sit tight!
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>>571416564
forreal though, why not go to the hospital?
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>>571416564
A running nose, a headache and a fever are the least of your problems m8

Your dick is falling off if you didn't notice
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>>571416564
>Sick

Nigga you is dying
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>>571416670
LOL FAGGOT HAVING LUNCH WHAT KIND OF PIECE OF SHIT EATS LUNCH AT 2:16 WHITE TIME
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>>571416564
You're a dirty nasty mother fucker, kill yourself holy FUCK!!
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>>571416682
It was with the video upload.
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>>571416564
pls don't die.
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mfw i will not save these pictures, never watch the vid, and i will actually go offline now
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>>571416682
he's not an idiot
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>>571416704
Pretty sure the infection has gotten to his blood and he's not thinking correctly. Or he's purposely trying to kill himself. He hasn't made sense all night.
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>>571416693
Thanks buddy
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I'm converting the video as we speak
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>>571416749
>WHITE TIME
>White Time
>White time
>white time
>white time
>white time
>white time
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>>571416790
you're not a very good liar
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>>571416817
Pretty sure this
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>>571416749
it's 11:16 mexican time
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All of this.
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While we wait.
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>>571416693

don't fail me
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>>571416749
Did you fuckin read the inb4?
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Tits for whoever webms it
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>>571416902
>MEXICAN TIME
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is this you OP
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I'm honestly surprised that no one has managed to track OP down to send cops to his home, it's happened in the past. Well not this specifically...but other shit. Guess mods don't give a fuck.
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>>571417081
Obviously a fish bit his foreskin off.
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>>571417081
It's Levi Charles you fuckwit
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waiting
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>>571417081
no.
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>>571416667
Was thinking this, yes. OP should have gone to the ER. Based OP was here and was based, but like every star he must perish.
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>>571416472
quick somebody find his info so we can send a ambulance to his house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>571417121

Another tribute to OP's greatness.
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>>571416817
not sure if best...
or worst way to an hero
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Wait how the fuck do you got my name.
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>>571417206
actually agree
/b/ros we gotta save Levi
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I masturbate so much my skin became wrinkly and my penis hurts when I touch it..i also have vidiligo so my dick looks like I'm part cow
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>>571413686
I altered the lyrics a little and put it to this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QEv65x4qA

Here's my cover: (It's a little quiet since everyone's asleep. sorry)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMxfohIH7G
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>>571417225
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>>571417308
You dun goofed buddy
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>>571417308
Oh meh.
http://www.mediafire.com/watch/pgua2j4ov4agbd0/20140930_011605.mp4
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>>571417308
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Send an ambulance? Im gonna send him fucking gifts and build a shrine for him.

ALL HAIL LEVI CHARLES - THE NECROCOCKKING
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>>571417352
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMxfohIH7G
Sound creepy as fuck
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2 am in the morning and i'm sitting here looking at mutated dicks on the internets.

I'm going to bed.
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>>571417308

My lasers are armed
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>>571417081
How did you do this? Srs
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file too large
just fucking download it

webm is overrated
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>>571417454
Hey tell us where you're from before you die
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is someone converting the vids to webm?
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>>571417320
lets go /b/ army this poor man to save his tiny little ding!!!!!!! go to the four corners of the net and find this mans house and send him a ambulance!
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At least OP has a defense if some feminazi from California accuses him of rape!
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Mp4 link doesn't work
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>>571417518
>>571417454
top kek
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>>571417512

True story, I'm out as well
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>>571417308
We will have an ambulance to your house soon enough Levi.
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Op has been scared away
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>>571414470
HABEEB IT!
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>>571417512
Not mutated, rotting.
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give it to me straight doc, what is it?
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>waiting for new dic pics
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>>571417512
it's not just "mutated dicks", it's an actual man somewhere behind another computer, sitting there right now, at the same time as you, but his dick is rotting off. His dick is leaking yellow and blue junk, and it's bent at a strange angle, and instead of getting help, he's showing it to you. What an age to be alive
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Where are the mods to get his IP??? Dammit
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fuck this thread
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>>571416564
OP that's called blood poisoning.

you will die if you don't go to the hospital, do you understand?

YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT TREATMENT

YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT TREATMENT

YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT TREATMENT

YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT TREATMENT

why do you keep refusing to go to the hospital? what is preventing you from doing what will save your dick and probably life?

GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU DUMB FUCK!
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>>571417840
He's a fuckin, fuckin idiot.

That's what.
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>>571417627
Doubt I'm gonna die, But well, I'm from Austin.
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>>571417840
i'm not a Doctor but I am a biologist so close enough, you came here for advice, you got it.

GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL BEFORE YOU DIE OF BLOOD POISONING!
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>>571417840
>>571417941


That's not OP, you faggots.
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>>571417664
>http://www.mediafire.com/watch/pgua2j4ov4agbd0/20140930_011605.mp4

click download in the lower right
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>>571418014
You got it, guys!

Call the ambos
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Dude this is crazy mental illness. Never witnesses self-gangrenation. Don't even know what to call the term
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This you, OP?
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>>571417808

True dat. Glorious Technology
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>>571418014


you should tell us how it happened.
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>>571417840
Clearly he has a mental condition, not a good combo with a rotting dick. Let's just leave him Aline to die. I don't think he deserves to die, but he might as we'll be killing himself. Zero sympathy.
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>>571417813
I'm willing to bet that all the mods are here watching this shit right now.
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>>571411924
Hey, broken dick dude? Medicfag from /pol/ here.

What this looks like is an abscess of some sort, either from a pressure sore or bacteria + a cut.

Either way, get your ass to the ER now. The way it looks, you're going to loose your dick, or a large chunk of it.
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>>571417840
Will laugh if this happens
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>>571418048
Read >>571415730 you fucking retard
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>>571418073
Don't think that's op.
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>>571418083
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehueuhe
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At what point did you give up on your own dick
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Another angle.
I'm ready taking meds, need no hospital.
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>>571418048
that was OP they were talking to. lern2keepup
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>>571418163

Touche anon. Today I was the faggot.
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>>571418014
>doubt i'm going to die

"Sepsis causes millions of deaths globally each year"

yeah good luck with that, you refuse to seek medical help because you are probably retarded, i'm not even being mean you must have some form of retardation, like there is no way you would not go to the doctor unless you have a mental handicap that is preventing you from understanding your situation.
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>>571418236

When he became a 30 year old virgin
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>>571418118
Not OP. For fucks sake, they give the most retarded board on this site colored ID's, and you still act like dumbasses
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>>571418151
>implying saying you're a medicfag or from /pol/ will change what he's doing
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^ just plays the vid without having to download
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>>571418278
>no need hospital
OP I just
why would you not
I
...
why?
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>>571418118
He's not going to. I did see an anon who did a self cut job and it was really infected, but I'm not sure if this is the same anon...
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>>571416993
did anyone of you fags read this?
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>>571418278
Meds can only do so much, you fucking idiot.
Or you think meds are gonna stich your dick back together?
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>>571418278
It's actually gotten worse in the past 2 hours...like a lot worse.

Honestly at this point I just want to know how it all started.
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WebM

Terrible quality because this was a 55MB video shrunk down to 4chan's 3MB limit, but here ya go.
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>>571418278
How dare you fucking say that. you need professional help
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>>571418278
NO NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
>"NO NEED"

op is kill
official
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>>571418342
You not keeping up with thread, fagget.
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>>571418342
OP is posting from his phone while uploading from his PC, hence 2 IDs
Jesus you're retarded
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>>571418014
His balls are smelly, dick rotten, posts are edgy
There's pus on his septic dong already, OPs confetti,
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>>571418342
You are so stupid
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>>571418278
Just stream your dick dude. Let us watch you fiddle with it.
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>>571418343
I know it won't, but goddamnit....
Normal people, if they had an open oozing cut on their dick they'd go to the ER, not post images of it on the internet.
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>>571418468
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>>571418278
Fucking nigger ain't got money, isn't?
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>>571418278
Dude it's like.....growing
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>>571418468
top happening
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>>571418278
rip in pieces m8
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>>571418596
Welcome to /b/
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>>571415532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q7TGY3vvzA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TvzTTTVk4x
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>>571418689
rip in penis
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>>571418596
See >>571417808
OP is clearly mentally challenged somehow, or the sepsis has already hit his brain. Let's just enjoy it and scar ourselves a little more.
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>>571418596
>implying normal people come to /b/
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>>571418278
Seriously?
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>>571418278
They didn't stitch that shit up OP? Give you any ointment? Do you love in the UK? Considering their medical skills are inferior to the US's
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>>571418342

calling me dumbass and you can't keep up with the thread.

okay.
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>>571418278

Your skin looks like it's melting off, OP. I'm pretty sure there's no meds for necrosis.
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ok now what? I'm tired OP
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>>571418798
The "meds" he's taking is aspirin. Said he has a fever and a headache...so the infection is probably in his blood.
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>>571418468
Here's a small resolution and did a second pass. quality should be better
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>>571418721
This.
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>>571418278
>taking meds, need no hospital

yeah OP is going to die of septic shock after his penis necrotises.

guess what OP if you don't die you will have a massively deformed penis, if you go to the doctor now you may be able to save it (going last week would have been better)

but as it stands now the infection is a necrotising one, that means the cells are literally dieing and rotting, the skin will die, the nerves will die and the tissue underneath will die as it progresses.

th elong and short of it is if you don't go to the doctor now you will no longer to ever get an erection without an implant, you will have no sexual sensation in your penis, and with all the tissue you are going to loose it will be shorter and deformed.
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>>571418468
Thanks anon.
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>>571418695
Havn't been here in ages.

Guess common sense became scarce.

>>571418782
If it's affecting his judgement, given the weight, heart's probably next.

>>571418783
abnormal people still have common sense. Or at least I thought they did.
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>>571417649
guys? anyone?
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>>571418278
go to the hospital
now
right
now
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Stop telling him to go to the ER

Understand: This is a human male.

Either:
A: He'll rot and die
B: He goes to the hospital and gets dick cut off

B is no way to live for a man. Just let him be
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>>571418798
>Do you love in the UK?
>Do you love?
>Do you? OP? Do you love?
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>>571419016
>implying OP would listen to anyone
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30% video. Coming.
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>>571418961
does it look like a cut got infected? I can't even imagine what caused this.
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Bump limit reached, archive thread and make a new one OP
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this right here
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>>571419098
they are not going to cut it off, it's still fairly localized, they may have to remove some of the skin around the necrotising infection but other then that his dick should be fine in the long run if he seeks help now.

if not they will have to cut it off or let him die of septic shock.
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Op, post your dick in a bowl of milk
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Do you have a family OP? If you die, let /b/ at least know your story.
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>>571419031
Yeah, well, so did I, and most people (if not everyone in the thread but OP) are actually advising OP to go to the hospital and get it checked up.

Apparently he's a special kind of stupid. He won't go to the hospital even when his dick is at stake.
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>>571419098
>>B: He goes to the hospital and gets dick cut off
no, there's some pretty damn good antibiotic/antiseptic solutions in some places.
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>>571419382
Kek
>>
Hey OP,

If it falls off please keep it. So we can build a mausoleum or a fucking Pyramid around it. The Age of the Necrocock is upon us.
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>>571419436
>>Apparently he's a special kind of stupid. He won't go to the hospital even when his dick is at stake.
Probably cut it trying to stand up in a hammock.

Well, I'm done. At this point, if he goes or not, he deserves what he gets.
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