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There are like 3 fucking threath and I'm in my phone. Fuck it, to avoid confusion.
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>>571404648
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Bumpy bump?
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>>571405554
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAT IS THAT FUCKING PURPLE SHIT OMG OP DO SOEMTHING ABOUT THIS
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O GOD HES A LIVE
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>>571404648
masturbate, op
just do it
do it as raw and as hard as you can
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>>571405554
that yellow stuff
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>>571404648

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>571405761
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708#p571401653
Here you go, man
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>>571405554
>puddi puddi
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>>571404648
Rip out the middle patch OP.
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Where does this even go now. It's like a black hole was created.
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>>571404648
sir give us your first name for the 4chan hall of fame
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>>571405554
Hey Op can you write Hi tommy ou in a paper? I would be thankfull.
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>>571404648
OP, do you want to lose your penis? That is the route you are headed if you don't get to the hospital? I mean, why are you even playing around?
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>>571404648
OP i thought you died permanently,
but your rotten zombie dick is still a res-erection from the dead
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>>571404648
What the fuck OP?
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>>571405554
Welcome back, so what's your story? Where are you from?
How old are you?
Any idea why this is happening?
What's your plan to deal with this?
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>>571404648

Oh my god. This is like slowing down to watch a car crash times a million.

This is disturbing.

OP, go to the fucking hospital and post pics for us for the development. I want to see the doctor's and nurse's reaction.
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>>571404648
Jesus OP how are you still alive
Go to the hospital, you retard. It doesn't matter if you don't have insurance.
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>>571404648
sooooooo now what?
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is it just me or close-up, that looks like ketchup, mustard, and A1 sauce?
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twist the head
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OP, post on sci and see what they say, maybe they have insight.
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>>571406043
>reserection
kek'd
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I hope you look good in a dress.
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>>571405554
masturbate furiously and use the pus as lube
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>>571405554
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>>571404648
If it's ever going to heal, the scar tissue will make erection crooked and/or extremely painful. Just so you know OP.
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>>571405913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2zgB93KANE
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>>571406117
Heh I think he posted a while ago with the same thing which makes it much much worse.
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who has the archive
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>>571404648
OP is still here, but at what cost?
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>>571404648
Here's the pic OP used for the other thread
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>>571404648
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
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What a champ
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>>571405554
OP WHY?! WHYYYYYY?!
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>>571405554
The only way this can be healed is with firecrackers
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All hail Nelly the Necrocock
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Masturbate and blow a hot wad of cum for us OP

Pump it out on a piece of paper and post for us to see

Here's some porn to help you cum
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>>571405554
>>571405554

>3 incher aswell
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>>571406348
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
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>>571405554
OP your dick looks like a half cooked hotdog with barbecue sauce and mustard.

Go to a hospital.
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>>571406348
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708#p571401653
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>>571405913
Can't really masturbate. Just. Tried. I can kind of give it little taps until it get hard until it hurts.

Going to take some painkillers and try
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>>571406043

OP confirmed as Zombie Dick.
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is that a tiny copper wire?
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>>571406501
>Going to take some painkillers and try
That's the spirit, OP.
If it still hurts, you haven't taken enough pain killers.
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>>571406501
PAINKILLERS? THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO KICK IN, ESPECIALLY IN AN AREA LIKE YOUR DICK. HELL, I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY'LL WORK THERE.
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>>571406359
What in the glorious fuck is that black thing
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>>571406501
OMGGGGGG YES
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>>571406535
its a stitch
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>>571406501
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>>571404648
What did you do to cause this, anon? I'm a medical student and it looks to be a staph infection. You must have either had sex with a partner who's vagina had a staph infection, or cut your penis and never even thought to so much as clean it.
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>>571406443
>Americunt is hungry guys
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>>571406501
Might as well liquefy the painkillers and inject them into your dick. You're dying anyway
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>>571405554
those blue things in the yellow are they worms? do you have a parisite?
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Does it hurt at all, dickmouth?
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>>571406802
STITCHES
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OP has Necrocock / cuts on it with scissors and shit / and now drugs himself with painkillers to masturbate.

I r8 this internet gold.


Captcha: 911
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>>571406501

WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>571406108

This.
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OP is kill

First infection is going to spread then dick will fall off then kill
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>>571406501
When you die and are rotting in dick-zombie hell, just remember that 4chan told you so.
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>>571406717
I don't think that's a stitch to be honest. I think a copper wire like that in that spot in that condition at that point will make it worse. Not quickly though, but it'll make it worse, especially if it goes deeper into the skin or somethin'.
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>>571406535
Think it's a left over fiber from the stitches i believe we're taken out. You can see them in the original pic
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>>571406802
OP cut his dick
Stitched it himself.
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>>571406801
this.
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>>571406802
That would be a very sad, very dead blood vessel
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>"Anon, why are you so tired today?"
>"Well, I watched a man's dick rot over the internet"
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Wat
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>>571406501
>>571405554
what does it taste like?
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>>571406501
OP please first name so we can place you in the /b/ Hall of Fame as _______ the Res-Erected
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>>571406501
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>>571404648
Uh...someone catch me up, wtf is going on.
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>>571406717
If it becomes embedded in the skin is what I meant to say.
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>>571406501
>Going to take some painkillers and try
OP, go to a hospital but not just for your dick go there to get a fucking brain scan to see if you are in fact mentally retarded.
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>>571407003
I have school in the morning but I'm determined to see this through...
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>>571406501
>band aids
lol
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/b actually is trying to help by telling him to get the fuck to hospital or proceed to be a dumb fuck
Doesn't listen
We tried last thread, let that dick turn nigger and fall off
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>>571407135

see

>>571406465
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>>571407135

Necrodick OP won't go to hospital.
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those stitches even attached anymore?
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>>571407135
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
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>>571406884
>>571406981
When did OP say he stitched himself? Was it when he supposedly circumcised himself?
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>>571407135
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
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this thread should be archived just like last thread
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>>571407135
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571394708
the thread will 404 by the time you're done reading.
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>>571407147
stitches are made of plastic or material that degrades inside your body without negative effects.
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Ur deck is liek fawlin off
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>>571407135
This guy has been posting his dying dick for a week.
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THIS SHALL FOREVER BE NECROCOCK
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>>571407093
His name is already Zombie Dick
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>>571406501
OP is going to pass out from infection pretty quick

dis gunna be gud
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My name is Levi.
Pain killers taking a Lil to work. They are sublingual should be fast tough.
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>>571406826
Did you steal my idea?
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>>571406535
Lol at the amount of anons that are going to zoom in on this disgusting sausage thanks to you
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take viagra faggot
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I gues he posted it last week sometime idk.
And if it wasn't done by medical people I am sure OP didn't have the right shit to do it correctly.
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>>571404648
rip in penis
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>>571406359
.Supersmeg.jpg
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>>571407336
but im highly sure that's a tiny copper wire. like 40 gauge, maybe thinner.
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>>571406501

>I can kind of give it little taps

Attaboy
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ALL NECRODICK THREADS NEED TO BE ARCHIVED
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LEVI THE ZOMBIE DICK
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>>571407426
You do realize that staph infections can kill you if left untreated, right?
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This from the first thread fucking killed me.
RIP LEVI
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>>571407426
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Hey OP can you write "Iago" plus a time stamp next to your penis? Im about to prank some friends.
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>>571405554
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>>571407426
Go to a fucking hospital you stupid nigget
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>>571407426
>407426 ▶
>My name is Levi.
And so it was. Levi's Necrocock and the day 4chan tried to do good.
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>>571407426
Levi, what country you from?
State/Provence/whatever?
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>>571406501
Oh shit nigger
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>>571407426
>They are sublingual should be fast though.
>They are sublingual
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>>571407426
>Levi
Cool name for a dead person
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Good god OP please go to the hospital.
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>inb4 OP's dick falls off halfway through this thread
but seriously, OP, get off your lazy ass and head to the local clinic or hospital.
either that or it's gonna spread to your organs, starting from your nuts and bladder
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Does anyone have the screenshotted version someone posted in another thread?
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>>571405554
I see a suture in there.

>>571406928
This.
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>>571407402
see
>>571407426
so Levi the Zombie Dick

That good for you?
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What country are you in Levi?
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>>571404648
I love u levi
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>>571407426
>Levi
Nigga named after pants.
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Brb need some isodine
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>>571407851
Here ya go:
>>571404198
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>>571407849
He could get blood poisoning anytime and then he is dead.
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>>571407926
The irony is that he'll only be wearing skirts and dresses soon
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>>571407960
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE YOU MADE IT WORSE OP WTFFF
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holy fuck RIP op, you got all kinds of shit up in your dick
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>>571407426
Godspeed, Levi
Good luck in hell you glorious faggot
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I missed you /b/.

This is what we're all about.
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>>571407426
LEVI YOU ARE TRANSFORMING INTO A TITAN, THE PAIN TRIGGER IS YOUR DICK
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>>571407960
take all the time you need, op.
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>>571406920

some real lulz...thanks anon
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Go to the hospital faggot

This is gonna get worse and worse. I had phimosis, so I had to get circumcised. That looks a whole lot like secretion to me, and also, whoever cut you did a lame ass job on it.

I bet something's infected under those stiches, go see a doctor before it gets worse
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>>571407960
STOP JERKING OFF

SHOVE A VIBRATOR IN YOUR ASS TO CUM
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ALL HAIL LEVI, BEARER OF THE DECOMPOSING NECROCOCK. MAY HIS FOUL STENCH PARALYZE HIS ENEMIES
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>>571407960
OP, how did you even get this?
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>>571407960
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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>>571407960
that texture... I can't look away
thank you based op. nevar forgat
>rip in penis sept 29 2014
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>>571408136
HAIL
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>>571407960
YOU MEAN NEED SOME HOSPITAL OP HOLY FUCK
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This thread gives me the strangest boner. It's like its performing some kind of self-test to confirm that it still works
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>>571407960
Maybe this guy is septic and it's fucked his brain up...
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>>571407960
Wow the head is worse now.Also how do you take such good shots of your spooky penus?
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>>571407960

ohh.. oh god my eyes

op just go to the hospital man
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>>571407926
it's a common jewish name, btw.
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>>571407960
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>>571407960
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>>571408136
HAIL
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>>571408136
Doge agrees
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>>571407960
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>>571405554
first time i have dry heaved to something on 4chan
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>>571408283
i wouldnt fucking doubt it
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>>571407960
god fucking damn it, what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>571407960

The glory and the tragedy. It's getting worse.lol
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what the fuck is this shit? Looks blue in OP's first
pic
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>>571407960
OP is becoming a titan
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>>571408065
man, im getting feels

feels just like the good ol' days
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>>571408523
its a tiny usb cable for an iphone.
what do you think it? fuck who cares, niggas fuckin his dick up for us
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>>571407960
i really think youll be fine, just go to a doctor soon, also are you the levi from houston?
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>>571407960

Also, you should shave once in a while, my fucking god
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>>571408679
I think he has bigger fucking problems, thank you...
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>>571407960
Also op, take a hint on how many people are telling you to go to the hospital.
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Here you go anon.
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+2 on shave
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>>571407692
Op plz
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>>571407960
Here's the deal Levi

That black shit and yellow shit that you see?

That is rotting tissue. When you leave rotting tissue in contact with living tissue, you get blood infections and then it falls off piece by piece.

You are going to die a slow and painful death as you watch your dick fall off piece by piece.

For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, get to an ER as soon as possible
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>>571407960

i just.... i can't leave this thread.
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>>571407960
>WHY HAS NO ONE NOTICED THE GOLD STAPLE THING IN THE TIP????????
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>>571408594
>titans have no reproductive organs
>OP losing his genitals through cellular breakdown
I think you're on to something
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>>571408762
good job, levi
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>Inb4 not OPs dick
>It's the dick of the man OP is torturing
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>>571408814
>love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
>>>/reddit/
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>>571408762
da fuq
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>>571408762
Oh god its mutated into a tit.
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>>571407960

Oh my god....
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>>571408762
oh god, it's pointed
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none of us can anon.
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>>571408762
Fuck OP
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>>571407692
>>571408798
He answered your prayers
>>571408762
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Why is the tip all dried and scabbed?
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>>571407960
>>571407960

Get those disgusting pubes in the yellow thing with the tweezers, man wtf.
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>>571408762
what's all that brown shit
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Brb 5 mins. Going to get some Ice and wait for battery to charge. Lost flash for HD
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>>571408762
Based OP
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>>571408227
>>571408227
>>571408297
>o wow i am so le cool and le smart that i le know that le op should le go to le hospital, and i will le keep le reposting that he should go to le hospital every le five minutes so le everyone knows how le smart i le am and i am obviously le cool anon for being so wise at le giving le advice
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Just a friendly reminder for all of you to wash your dick
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>>571407960
Why's his penis chapped?
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>>571408076
Lmao bruh
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>>571408961
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>>571409057
Take your time OP
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>>571406021
>>571408762
Can you do mine OP?
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>>571408762
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>>571409057
If you don't come back we're assuming you're dead
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>>571409076
IDs
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I just Lol'd this is so fucking random helpless shit. All hail the necrocock
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>>571409149
BRBR DETECTED
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>>571409209
/thread
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>>571408762

I'm done. Just done.
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>>571409181
Yours?
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>>571407960
Op don't use iodine use saline. Seriously though dont self treat it isnt safe you dont know what you're doing
Source: medfag
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Hurry the Fuck up
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>>571408762

k bro now go to the hospital

go to the hospital

GO
TO
THE
HOSPITAL

Don't even schedule an appointment go over there and request a doctor to look at your rotting dick.

Say it like that

Sir/Mam I have rotting tissue hanging from my penis, who can I talk to for help?

Please OP, go to the hospital
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The infection has spread to his brain by now, right?
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I'm wondering if OP cut his dickhead off and stitched it back on SMH
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>>571408762
Please write SMALL PANTS on your next post. Make it extra nasty for me if ya will, I'd really appreciate it
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>mfw saw this thread
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I've just realized that I sat here, reading and examining this man's narcotizing dick while eating snacks for the last hour and a half.

I love /b/
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>>571409359
that's probably why he's not going to the hostipol
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>>571409259
im not le assuming you are le samefag, just that you are le faggots that are trying to sound cool and smart, yes he shold go to the hosital but youre not impressing anyone by telling op what to do, as if hes gona read your post and have a revelation
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OP is kill and zero fucks given

Ayyy
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>>571409389
Mto zuero vose
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>>571409340
LOL your dicks falling off ayy lmao le naked bananada le lennyface puddi puddi puddi
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>>571409365
>extra nasty
Because it's not falling off as it is.
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I'm sweating like a motherfucker thanks to OP..


Guys.... i'm scared. someone hold me
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>>571409483
No matter what we say, it's just a positive feedback loop for OP to keep posting.

And I'm okay with that.
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>>571409076
>>571408671
>
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>>571409512

Speak english while waiting for OP, monkey.
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>>571409057
Can you take a new picture with a timestamp that says "save it. It's all yours."
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>>571409624
well its le real faggy and le pathtetic
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>>571409614
C'mere anon
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>>571409653
Não
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>>571409701
LMAO WHY WOIULD YOU WANT TO SAVE THAT LOL THIS IS 4CHAM YOU CAN SAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT YOU N00B
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Almost as bad as hopes torn up cooch
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>>571409538
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>>571409632
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#notdead
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Why is everyone freaking out? This isn't that bad
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proc
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This is OP in a couple of minutes
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>>571408762
you dun did it now OP
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>>571404648
is there anyone who will find you if you get a fever and pass out from blood poisoning? i had necrosis one time and i got delirious and fainted it was a day later someone fond me. at least call someone and let them know to check up on you ok? also you should consider even if your body does manage to fight it off from here it may cause nerve damage.
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>>571409447
I just opened a pack of nutter butters
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>>571409340
Yeah my request of writing tommy ou in paper plz.
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Once in a far far away land there lived a man called Levi with a cock so rotten that it would make Angels cry.

One fatefull day Levi decided to share his abomination of a sausage with a friendly internet community that is full of wisdom. It became clear really fast that Levi was no mere mortal but a Demigod of Disgust. Using simple householditems he treated his dick for good. Sharing his progress with his already cult-like worshipers he gained quick in popularity. And despite all pleads he does not need the help of simple humans for he is LEVI - BEARER OF THE ALLMIGHTY NECROCOCK.

And they happily rotted ever after.
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>>571409842
dude, that half yellow tip...
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>>571409842

Go see a doctor, you fucking idiot.
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>>571409842
yee
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>>571409842
i'm more impressed each time you post, op
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STOP MAKING THREADS YOU CANCEROUS PRICK

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY DISEASED COCK
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>>571404648
good it not this
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>>571409919
I'm probably going to get an ice cream cone soon
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>>571409842
SEEK HELP
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op how does it smell
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>>571408762
I love op more than life

>I'm bonering so hard
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>>571409776
YOOOOO. DAT SHIT REKT THO. HOPE SOLO HAD SOME BLACK DUDES IN HER, DIDN'T SHE?!?!!?!??!!
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>>571406407
FUCKING SALSA
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>>571409842
Is that a fucking staple?

Or a really shiny pube?
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>>571409842
Have fun with your rotten dick OP
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>>571409842
It looks like rotten chicken skin.

Eat the puss and post taste results
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>>571409842
Looks great!
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>>571409842
your dick is way too many colors for me to comprehend right now
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>>571409842
Oh wow every angle is a new adventure. That tip man jesus.
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>>571409842
ok the yellow stuff .. that cant be good
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>>571409842
I will not rest until SMALL PANTS is written on that sweet cock of yours. I want to get as close to the smegma as possible
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stale
old
copy
pasta
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>>571409842
I'm starting to not want you to go to the doctor PS THEY WILL PUT YOU ON A PAYMENT PLAN DUMMY just so you won't be able to have children.
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>>571409768
7-1
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>>571409842
Medfag here. You're doing a good job healing that wound. Take 2 Aleve tonight and get some rest. Should be back to normal in a few days.
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This is the epitome of /b/ and why I come all the time fucking lel 10/10
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Surprised this hasn't 404'd yet.
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>>571409842

Whipped this up in paint as tribute to your zombie dick, OP.
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how much longer before this thread also gets archived? this shit is going down in history
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OP, do this to your dick
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>>571410053
Brown eye
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>>571407429
No, when I saw the picture all I could see was homers mouth

Sorry bro
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>>571410309
kek
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>>571410182
fag
got
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>>571410309
top fucking kek
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>>571409842
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LEVI THE NECROCOCK OF GOOF FORTUNE!

SAY 'THANKS LEVI THE NECROCOCK' AND FOOD LUCK WILL COME TO YOU.
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>>571410272
kek. Same one that cut him, right?
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>>571410309
/thread
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>>571410309
HA.


gold
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>>571410309
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>>571409842
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Poor OP's dick was never the same after he inhaled all that nerve gas
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>>571410453

thanks levi necrocock
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>>571409842
THE BED OF CHAOS RISES.
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>>571409842
what in the hell did you do to get that OP?
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I don't know why I want to know what happens next, this is like the fappening of necrocock
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>>571410307
I agree good threads die. Shills Loli and fur/traps remain

>snacks reference
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Huh.. is it supposed to bend like that?
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>>571410453

Oh shit. Food Luck?

Thanks levi the necrocock!
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Get to a fucking doctor. That infection will anally violate your organ system if you leave it be.
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>>571410517
oh my god my sides
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>>571409772
omg...
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>>571410668
HOW THE FUCK WOULD WE KNOW?
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>>571410668
WHAT THE FUCK OP
It's just a sprain
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>>571410668
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

KILL YOURSELF
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>>571409842
The worst part about this, he used a hashtag.
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>>571410668
DO NOT WANT
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>>571410668
>when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
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>>571410668
NO

JESUS CHRIST LORD IN HEAVEN NO

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT
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>>571410668
OH MY FUCKING GOD OP
PLEASE STOP
KILL YOURSELF OR GO TO A HOSPITAL
DON'T DO THIS
OP PLEASE
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>>571410668
It would mean a lot to me if you wrote SMALL PANTS in your next pic. Please OP?
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>>571410668
Just fucking rip that shit off. It'll be good as new
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>>571410668

Go to the hospital, faggot
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>>571410272
Whats this desease called Doc? pls say ebola
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>>571410668
ITS HAPPENING , ITS COMING OFF!!
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>>571410668
Goodbye OP
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>>571409447
Same.
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>>571410668
Medfag here again. Looks good to me
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>>571410668
ITS OVER. ITS FUCKING OVER
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>>571409842
Cut the stitches, wash with iodine and take an antibiotic like penicillin also put metronidazole cream to the wound
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what the fuck did op try and circumcise himself
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>>571406043
Stop making this shitty joke.
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>>571410668
I fucking love you op
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>>571410853
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE THE ANTHRAX EPISODE OR MAYBE TE OTHER ONE WHEN HE PLAYS LIKE THE SAME FUCKING CHARACTER. FUCK, THE TYPHUS ONE
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>>571410668
No, I don't think so, OP. I don't think human dicks are supposed to bend.
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>>571410668
Nope
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>>571410846
Shit the fuck up, OP has a medical problem and all you want to do is fulfill a fetish.
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>>571410668

aaand now its collapsing in on itself.

Soon it will create a pus yellow dwarf.
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I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time believing this, no pun intended. This is one of those threads that I really hope the OP just comes and shows us how he all fooled us, because its hard to believe anyone would fucking do this, I just cant.

The only way to prove me without a doubt would be to show a gif/webm of some kind, some video footage.

I'm literally gripping my penis hoping this is fake.
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Why the fuck is this thread.
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>>571410668
No.
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>>571410668
You're the expert here man

>>571410764
Lmao
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>>571410668
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>>571410668
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Make thread 4 and post here someone
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>>571411059
Yes.
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>>571410668

>Falling off
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>>571410371
Why would anyone vandalize their junk this way?
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>>571410939
Yep he did
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>>571411128
You could of done that.
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Bump limit reached, someone archive and make a new thread OP
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>>571411135
BUMP LIMIT REACHED, MAKE NEW THREAD LEVI
BUMP LIMIT REACHED, MAKE NEW THREAD LEVI
BUMP LIMIT REACHED, MAKE NEW THREAD LEVI
Once you do, link to it from here
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>>571411010
You're goddamn right I do.
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>>571411217
I'm doing like 4 diff things right now.
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>>571411264
PLS NEED LINK TO THREAD

all hail dead dick
>>
Good morning all, I want to wish you a happ HOLY SHIT DUDE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, THIS GUY'S DICK IS DYING, EVEN FHE DRAGON BALLS CAN'T SAVE THAT DICK
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>>571405554

Why is there cheese and BBQ sauce on your dick? Can I suck it off?
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>>571410842
>>571410845
>>571410921
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>>571410668
No, OP that is not right.
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>>571411298
You could of done it then too.
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>>571411264
I'm not OP, sir. Pls lrn2ID
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The other side does not looks bad.
Someone tell me how to make Webm from cellphone.
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>>571410668

No. You've got necrosis and probably a blood infection. At this point you will probably actually die if you don't get to a doctor.
>>
someone archive this thread
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Just when I thought 4chan was kill a based anon that obviously doesn't care about his dick or life comes along. Thank you for being a complete retard OP
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Necrosis, infection, loss of tissue all the way to subQ layer... Your dick is gone bro... You need antibiotics NOW
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>>571411435
Just sleep on that side for the night and you'll be fine.
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>>571411435
Is that the same dick?

And new thread OP
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>>571411435
please wipe shit on your dick
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>>571411448
http://4archive.org/b/thread/571404648
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>>571411415
Honestly, I just clicked the bottom-most comment to bring up the quick reply box, then forgot to erase the backquote. My bad.
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>>571411435
Save time, just take a pic of your dick with this thread behind it
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>>571410371
My dick receded allthe way back to my anus.
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>>571411435

Did you lose your virginity yet OP? :(
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At least we don't have to worry about your retarded ass breeding
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>>571411596
thanks anon
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did OP ever say what he did to make this happen? like did it get cut? did he sleep with a hooker?
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>>571410668
>>571410668
Idk m8, but are you sure you just want to discuss how bend is it?
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dunk it in a glass filled with peroxide and record it, I want to watch the foam bubbles come out of the gap
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I doubt if you have sepsis yet. But definite infection and Necrosis. You seriously damaged nerves and might lose your dick
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>>571411750
I think he posted himself self circumcising a few days ago and it got infected today so he started a new thread.
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OP make a new thread and link please.
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