You have a button. Every time you press it, you get 10 bucks,

can it kill me?

>>571363642
The million times, more if need later on.

7.125 x10^9 times

>>571363642
5 billion times. Cause fuck the niggers and the Jews.

Press it 20 times, get a Wii u :^)

>>571363642
>only 10 bucks

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

If I press it 100 times a day I could make a pretty good living, and when I get bored I can just press it for fun. When do I get the button?

People die all the time, at least someone is making money for it.

>>571363642
How long does it take for the button to pop back up?

Basically, how many times can I push the button in a day?

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I press it so fucking many time.

1 chance on 600 billion that is someone I know.

>>571363750
The only question.

High-5 sociopath buddy.

>>571363750
No
>>571363928
Instant reset

How does the person die, just instant death or some kind of Final Destination shit?

>>571363813
Huh? While with the current Birthrate you can be quite safe pressing it and not kill a single white person

>>571364038
my nigga.

>>571363928
As many as you want, it's a hypothetical button assmunch

>>571364063

given those conditions- either the button or my finger would be broken within a day

>>571364101
Heart attack

>>571363642
not very profitable.
TRY becoming a WEAPONS DEALER
same effect

>>571364063
>Instant reset

I would pretty much hit the button until I hurt myself.

>>571364063
then fuck it. i push it as many times as i feel i need it. shit i'd push just enough to fucking kill everyone but me. fuck the money. a button the eradicates this shit hole human race. sign me up.

>>571364035
for every 10 times you press it, someone you know dies

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I need $10,000,000 for a mansion.

So, 1,000,000 push.

>>571364407
Orrrr you can just kill yourself and never have to worry about anything ever again.

>>571364407
Seriously.

Can I get the amount turned up per press? I don't care about additional compensation.

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>>571363892
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

>>571364598
What about upkeep?

I create an automatic button pressing robot that can press the button at 100 times per seconds and leave it on for a couple of weeks until Im rich then create a kill switch so if I die the button gets pressed for enternity at the same rate as the robot mechanism

just press it depending on the money that i need. keep that button for myself. whenever i need 10 bucks, i'll press the button.

>>571364704
this, if I could kill a million people with each press I'd be happy

>>571364665
except i like myself. and i don't mind being alone.

>>571364874
Then the robot would get the money and you could did because you are not pushing it

>>571363857
kek m8 best choice :^))

No, I wouldn't press it

moralfag out

Tape it down.
One million-10 million would be good

Press it 1000 times a day.

Fuck loads of money and doesn't kill that many people, 150000 people die each day anyway, not like I'm gonna give a shit about an extra 1000.

>>571365028
but you rely on society for literally everything. GG xxalphalon3wolf42069xx

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>>571364038
>>571364407

shhh... nothing personal kid

How do I get that money?
Will the irs seize it?

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>>571364841
So I'll push another million times.

>>571363642
ten dollars to kill someone? no fucking way. naybe for like 10k.

I would press it four billion times.

100 000 presses for a million dollars would be reasonable. With over 7 billion people chances of killing someone you know would be negligible.

This button is a god send for cynical misanthropic sociopaths. I'd happily push it until I stopped getting money, that way I know for sure there aren't any people left on earth.

I would use it to randsom money from the worlds governments. I press it 1000 times per day or else they pay me 1billion.

I get my money no one dies. Win-Win-lose

>>571365796
You'd end up killing yourself dipshit. The button includes everybody.

>10 times a day average
>100$/d
>700$/w
>36,5k$/y
>decent income
>10 deaths/d
>out of over 150k deaths/d
>i can live with this

i want a button where it will only kill other men. then id press it about 3 billion times so i can get pretty much unlimited pussy and fuck a million girls in my lifetime

>>571366057
Look how dumb you are.

>>571365903
except the government prefers money over people, they'll just kill you and piers it themselves.