You may only post in this thread if you're at least 6 feet tall.
Manlets that are below the required height aren't allowed to post here.
Clearly OP don't know shit about length measurements
every time I see one of these "we're tall and we're better than the short guys" threads, I wonder what a short man must have done to your poor lanky ass...
did you lose the love of your life to a short man and now feel the need to quell that aching sensation of INADEQUACY by trolling other short men on their own insecurities? rather than accepting there is pussy for everyone willing to work for it and that sometimes a bitch will go for a shorter man than your lanky ass?
no, considering the fact OP posted and abandoned the thread 15 minutes ago... seems you're either a weak troll using bait fodder to start a cancerous debate of "tall vs short" because so many newfags fall for it...
or my previous assertion was right... you lost the love of your life to a better man (who happened to be much shorter than you) and you NEED to troll other men to get over your own feelings of inadequacy
poor pathetic boy...
and the newfags competing to troll other guys...
reminds me of those troll sessions where skinny (ugly) bitches try to troll fat bitches knowing that women's #1 insecurity is their weight
your statement makes no sense, except it tells about how badly you want to express to the rest of us that you are "tall"... ok, we'll grant you that if you need that to feel complete
haha look at you, having to make up fantasy fairy tales to make yourself feel better. no manlet has ever gotten in my way... well, except that one time i used one as a speed bump. you're living in such a fantasy world you might as well just be a hobbit
lol, you started by saying 8.5... now it's 7.25? You're so full of shit. If you're really 5'5", you've got gorilla hands if that's 8.5 inches. Kill yourself, now faggot.
no, your posturing as a “tall man” is actually telling of your own insecurities… no, you may be tall, but you have a deeper insecurity… one that involves a short man who bested you in something… and like the SUPREME GENTLEMANⓇ, you can’t understand how those “inferior men” (in his case, niggers and azns) (in your case, “short men”) can have women you can’t have… AND THAT PISSES YOU OFF DAMMIT (CRY MOAR).
you hate women for choosing those inferior men and are gonna do all you can to assuage your pain by trolling those “inferior” (in your eyes) men on an anonymous board… maybe that will feel better, but it won’t solve the fact you’re still a beta faggot who instead of dealing with his problems by GOING OUT AND TALKING TO BITCHES, needs to posture like he’s superior and troll other boys…
ok bro, if this is your couch, tell us more about how you are “superior” when we know the truth.
did i step on a nerve mr “superior tall man”?
seems I can goad you to respond and make more claims “proving how superior You are” and you haven’t been able to get me to give up any information on myself…
you give away your own insecurities every time I troll you to respond.
yes, you’re tall… and you lost to a short man and can’t stand it!
ugh, how did he best me! THERE IS NO GOD!
so I must post on a board and troll other short men rather than admit that I will win some, and I will lose some… at least I know other short men are also desperately insecure so
I WILL FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY LOSER SELF BY TROLLING OTHER MEN’S INSECURITIES…
and when I’m discovered, I’ll claim it’s just for the LULZ…
that’ll teach them
The butthurt is strong on this one. He still thinks his yapping is doing anything other than make us laugh at him. I honestly don't think i've ever seen someone with such anger towards tall people.
I love trolling poor insecure boys like you who think they’re trolling a manlet…
funnier is how much your own insecurities are revealed…
did a short man hurt you too?
how can an “obviously inferior man” take what was mine??? dammit!
we feel for you bro… it’s ok
come and cry here, we’ll cry together for your insecurity
5'8" bitch and I've knocked plenty of 6 foot+ faggot's dicks into the dirt.
COME AT ME BRO!
Obvious troll thread. But im 6'4. Not always the best thing. Sure its nice to be able to reach shit that is on the cop shelf and I was able to get on amusement park rides as a kid long before most of my friends could. But honestly it kinda sucks not fitting in pretty much anything smaller than a big SUV, and flying on a plane is full retard especially when the dumb cunt in front of you reclines the fucking seat. And fitting in small places sucks, and my back hurts enough already as it is. I get along with pretty much everyone regardless of height. BUT! when there is a short guy with little man syndrome they automatically hate you and act like a total bitch simply because you are tall. Fucking hate that shit and its annoying.
you're trolling me bro? not only are you short, but you're delusional too. i am the one tossing out piles of shitty bait and you just can't stop coming back.
makes sense though, this is probably the most attention you've ever gotten. shorties like you get lost in the crowd all the time
it’s funny how you claim to be winning and you’re the only one who keeps puffing up his chest proclaiming your own superiority and “proving” my own inferiority suggesting I have tried to prove anything to you other than an intellectual curiosity…
seems you are losing your patience with me more than any emotions of mine getting rustled… I enjoy observing your behavior and will patiently listen to your chest thumping… yes, you’re a “superior big man” …
but you’ve rustled nobody’s jimmies… except your own
your own personal hell must hurt, bro.
don’t feel bad, some short men will be superior to you and you will be superior to some short men.. all it tells us is good men come in all sizes and shapes… if you accept this reality, you might realize how inane it is to TRY TO PROVE YOUR SUPERIORITY ON AN ANONYMOUS BOARD and realize it tells us more about your insecurity than any superiority…
or maybe you’ll realize this after seeing how effectively I shut a half dozen of you cackling manchildren on this thread ;)
wow, your delusions just keep getting stronger and stronger. you really don't understand, do you? you walked into a bait thread and swallowed it quicker than your uncles cock.
we love watching shorties like you squirm. that's why someone makes this thread daily. you're mad enough where you even had to google photos of tall, lanky guys (or maybe they're from your personal fap folder?)
yes, that was supposed to be a response designed to troll you once more before I shut you down with simple 5th grade logic…
which when used with a 4th grade mind, completely derails him.
don’t feel bad, bro. we all have insecurities, the sooner you make peace with them, the better it will be.
we’re here for you
so in other words you admit you're as tall as a 5th grader? that's gotta be super manlet status.
thanks for playing, mr manlet. here's a protip: instead of wearing shoe inserts to look taller, just wear some high heels. that way everyone can confirm what a faggot you are instead of just assuming it.
tell me more about how you’re the one trolling and how you are in control of the discussion.
tell me more about how your “troll” claims don’t masquerade as a thinly veiled attempt at diffusing your own insecurities by getting off on other’s insecurities and trying to grind their gears…
we’re all ears sir, we’d love to learn more ;)
lol, bro... you've been bootyblasted to the extreme
trolled and cornholed
everyone of your posts is pure raging projection.
obviously you're too stupid to realize that there is on discussion to control here. everything in this thread is meant to piss of manlets like yourself.
you've done a great job playing along. the real men of /b/ thank you
so tell me mister “superior tall man,” who hurt you in the past?
did some pathetic loser take the “love of your life”? did you decide then that the loss of the “love of your life” was not due to your own assholishness and instead due to some bizarro joke the gods played on you? what else could explain that an obviously “superior tall man” should lose out to an inferior manlet… I mean, the gods must be out of their minds, right?
you’re so superior … it must be others and not you, that’s it!
don’t worry bro, in here, we’re all losers.. let’s hold hands and sing “kumbaya” and together, we can get over this, ok?
I've got a similar build to this guy right here but my shoulder are broader and my waist is thinner, also I'm not a beaner.
2/10 trolling, anon.
I guess my biggest complaint is having to slightly duck under things sometimes...
...Ducking is when something is too short and you have to lower yourself a bit to get under it.
there's no mysterious short man that ruined my life. i am really sorry to say that I came in here to buttrustle a manlet and some faggot (you, obviously) took the bait way too hard.
I am literally envisioning an angry manlet back in high school that used to get so butthurt about everything everytime you post.
Is that you Josh?
>you've done a great job playing along. the real men of /b/ thank you
sorry bro, it only proves you are trying hard to claim a victory where none can be had. this is an anonymous board and unless you’re able to substantiate evidence of your superiority in the way of pictures with timestamps, you remain a voice in the crowd… full of vitriol and lacking in substance.
but in your posts, have you proven anything?
you’ve proven that with every retort, you try to claim victory… do you NEED the victory that badly? fine, I give you that victory if you need it… anything to help you feel better about yourself.
have you caused me to rage?
no. i keep bringing you back to the discussion and forcing you to justify why you feel you are superior to the point that now in every response, YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CLAIM VICTORY because you are tiring of how easily i rib you…. seems if anyone is being goaded to lose their composure, it would be you sir.
has anything new been learned?
no, it seems your own need to make yourself feel better by hiding behind an “i was only posting this to troll and it worked” does not hide your true insecurity… we feel for you bro… let’s all hold hands and tell you it will get better, PROMISE!
He can claim a victory you tool:
> his posts: clearly not angry, funny comebacks
> your posts: long ass butthurt rantings, words in capitals that we imagine you screeching
It's not that hard to understand bro. I think you're gonna be mad for the rest of the week, if not your entire life.
yes, yes... you invented a new word... does it make you feel better about yourself?
your insecurity can only compel me to feel more and more that we need to join in solidarity and help you feel better about yourself.. I know it sucks to be in your stage in life, but if you work hard, you can get better...
i hope this discussion has been useful in helping you feel better about yourself... if you benefitted by it, then i feel better too.
no, you are being analyzed for the insecure newbie manchild you have demonstrated yourself to be.
in all of this, it seems we can now TROLL YOU to respond to every substantive question we give you because you know your claims are as weak as wet toilet tissue...
so tell us more about how you are superior and how you need to claim a victory in every response now?
you've yet to ask one question with any substance in this thread. of course, we probably have different viewpoints on what constitutes substantive due to our different sense of scale.
i propose we put our differences aside. let's becomes bros. how about we visit a comic con together? we can cosplay. i'll be gandalf and you can be bilbo (or frodo, i guess).
you must be a new here. every time we have a manlet thread, the graph that's posted clearly states that 6'5" is in the circus freak zone.
but, of course you're also a lying piece of shit. we all know you're really 5'2".
so the so-called troller is getting heckled and most telling is how he continually pounds his e-chest in an effort to claim victory on an anonymous message board as if his claim makes all the difference.
tell us again how you started this thread NOT as an effort to make you feel better about some insecurity that keeps on dogging you… and how every time someone calmly dissects your weakness, you are compelled (yes, you lack free will now) to defend your position by vituperation and boast.
it is an intellectual curiosity to see this because you continue to try to dig information on me and in doing so, you reveal more about yourself and your height insecurity… tell us more about how your insecurity has been healed by trolling other newbies… and how it rustles your jimmies when someone questions your motives?
we’re all ears sir
is 5' 8" manlet status?
i am leaving work now, so unfortunately this will be my last post.
i am not sure what information you think i am trying to dig on you. like i said, we all know you're a manlet and that's all that defines you. i am really sorry society is wired like that, but even a normal sized man like myself doesn't have the power to do anything about that.
just so you know, i didn't start this thread. but, i certainly finished it =)
did I touch a raw nerve mr “superior tall man”?
are you now going to deflect by claiming you are “not superior, just an average guy, but YOU are the one who is a midget,” type of normalizing retort?
or will you try a different angle? how about another claim that you win the argument? of course, claiming victory on an anonymous message board is like winning a King of the Hill tournament on a hill of shit. you can take the victory if you need it that badly.
but I think I’m beginning to like how effectively I drag you (kicking and vituperating) back to the discussion and force you to justify your position… all the while, you keep trying to claim victory and pray I won’t drag you back to the discussion.
have you lost patience with me?
will you abandon the board in a fit of anger?
don’t leave, I have more I’d like to ask you.
It's just le trick of le perspective
>i am leaving work now, so unfortunately this will be my last post.
HALT HALT HALTHALT HALT HALT HALTHALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALTHALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT HALTHALT HALT HALTHALT HALT
I bet this guy wants/has a pickup truck to further mask his inferiority complex.
Well, I suppose I'll take my leave.
5'11 and a half fag, will sage this shit because all you "supreme men" are cancerous as fuck and are bound to die a much more painful death until we genetically evolve to become more adapted to larger bodies
a girl so beautiful she broke my heart but now i love her as a friend. she's the rhythm to my sad delightful poetry. but i produce for the part, the sweet tart of best friends joining to start, a revolution top goblin. bring me my shit-crusted trophy.