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>>571253576 Nah, they just happen to be the only legitimately mentally inferior race. As for getting an entire continent, well that was originally set aside to study evolutionary morphology, but eventually humans figured out canoes.
Why didn't you do anything during the holocaust to help the Jews? If you really followed your teachings you would have done something. Or what about the millions of native Americans that Columbus and all the English settlers massacred in your name? If you are so powerful why not tell them they were sinning? Check. Mate
>>571255817 Because I enjoy human suffering. There is no sin, by the way. Given some of the shit I've done over the years, it would be incredibly hypocritical of me to punish mortals for similar acts. Only thing I don't forgive is suicide. That shit gets your soul obliterated before you even reach the pearly gates.
>>571256184 Because I happen to know that the man who invented the idea was high as fucking balls on opium when he had the idea. That, and that over the past fourteen-odd billion years that this universe has existed, there has been exactly nothing to indicate the existence of a divine being outside of my own knowledge and creation.
>>571256245 I don't intervene in international politics.
>>571256387 Your father does not understand the concept of free will. Can you imagine how fucking boring my existence would be if I was the sole source of creativity in the universe? No, I gave mortals creativity all of their own.
>>571256542 It is dependent on the decisions of several people. My looking into the future of that specific event would remove their free will from the situation, something I try to avoid.
>>571257192 Guy named Iason. Lost to history, but he was a friend of Plato, who popularised the idea.
Yeah, see, wikipedia and human philosophers aren't omniscient. There ain't jack shit to suggest that a divine being outside of my influence exists.
I predate the invention of language, and different cultures have ascribed me a billion different names over the years. The first name I used with humans was Elohim.
>>571257327 It will probably get shut down eventually. An equivalent website however is likely to exist for as long as an internet does. There are no sins.
>>571257552 Fuck no. Hell, Earth isn't even the only life bearing rock in the solar system, there's a primitive ecosystem in the subterranean seas of Titan. No aliens have ever visited Earth though, unless you count angels.
>>571258556 >Yeah, see, wikipedia and human philosophers aren't omniscient So what is my name?
>There ain't jack shit to suggest that a divine being outside of my influence exists. There ain't jack shit to suggest that you are a divine being, just admit its only your shortsightedness that prevents your faith in the Demiurge, kiddo.
>>571258975 I don't see the point in believing in something when there is zero reason to believe it. There isn't even a peer in existence to tell me to believe in it, just mortals who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
>>571259289 Of all the things on /b/, what rustles your jimmies is that God showed up?
>>571261004 You are the one talking shit about the Demiurge, until you admit your own flaws, you just have to face the evidence that your own pathetic delusions are irrelevant because not only can you not name yourself, but you can't even name me.
>>571260880 It's warmer than Earth, but not prohibitively so, their atmosphere has a lesser greenhouse effect than Earth's. The primary issue would be that the atmospheric composition is fatal to humans. Too much fluorine.
What type of computer do you use? If you don't use one how do you put postings on 4Chan or the internet for that matter without one, given that you let humans create it and would logically need such a thing to make postings?
>>571263252 >You're talking shit to me and you don't even know your own religion. Hilarious. I know you didn't find the answer because it can't be found and you still hide your ignorance in plain sight, but you aren't fooling anyone.
>>571263301 HP laptop. I'm typing this via a physical avatar in Norway. I maintain several of them dotted around the world, it gives me a different perspective than just observing everything all the time.
>>571263467 On occasion. Earth is one of the planets where I show up just enough to keep a lively debate between the religious and the non-religious going. Some planets I just straight up rule as a theocracy, some don't even have a concept of an intelligent creator. Basically just a lot of social experiments.
>>571263524 Is there any such thing as 'destiny' for humans or do they make their own. For e.g. All the successful people, was it written in their destiny to be successful or did they make it on their own.
>>571264531 No, just the product of Michael the moralfag needling me about not giving the mortals a reward for being my playthings for their entire lives. Couple million years ago, I gave in and created souls and heaven.
>>571265445 When I'm doing God stuff, I manifest before people in the fashion they expect God to resemble, such that on a subconscious level, they immediately recognise who I am. If we ever meet and you see me as a black guy, that's your fault.
>>571266040 Humans are motivated primarily by awe. You'll never convince someone to design and build a gargantuan monument to an invisible undetectable being with pure logic, but with religious awe? You guys build some pretty cool shit.
Does this make me gay god? >i've never kissed a guy >touched balls with my friend on purpose once cause we were drunk and said it's only homo if balls touch so did it on purpose
>be super high on MDMA in foreign town, friend has already gone and am all alone >meet short black guy with a hot girl >talk for a bit >meet this cute blonde girl >tal;k with her and she leaves for a while >black guy coimes up and says she wnats to fuck me >says he has a caravan he'll let us fuck in >thisisgoingwaybetterthanexpected.jpg >meet other girl and ask her to take me to (insert caravn location) >we start walking there >get there after 20 mins and black guy & other girl is already there >they leave for an hour and a half so i can fuck my blonde girl >fuck the shit out of her >after an hour black guy opens door and asks for lighter >i answer butt naked after just sniffing a HUGE line of MKAT and tell him to look for it >proceed to start fucking girl again literally 1ft away from black guy >im on my back and girl on top >black guy grabs my cock and starts sucking it out of nowhere >shout what the fuck >girl joins him and they both suck my cock >nearly cujm and bend them both over >fuck them both in the ass hard as fuck with the caravan door still open (it's like 4am) >bust a over both of their asses >sniff another huge line of MDMA and start playing guitar >bring guitar and my girl outside and tell thew black guys girl she can go inside now
as soon as i busted a nut waves of regret flooded over me and i still feel bad about it now. I don't know what to do with myself and the girl i was with asked for me to come back soon. What the fuck do I do? turns out the nigger's bisexual
If you're god, what is the name of the essence of existence. If you get her name wrong, when I get back to earth, I'm ripping the skin off your skull for acting like me on the boards, fuck-up. > c'mon faggot, guess... > if you don't answer, you still fucked up
>>571269176 You really think the true God would consider Gnosticism at all? During my recent round in the etheral as a human, I was born into Christianity. Sure I dropped it off for spirituality, but I was always positive that (God) existed, fuck-up.
I have a buddy creature who is as, even more powerful than you. Also, he hates you cause you are a fucktard that doesn't fulfill people's wishes and you egoistically care only about yourself. Soon your heaven will be at war with him and his people. What are you going to do now?
>>571268974 No, but nice try, I'll give you a hint doe. It's a 4 lettered word and makes sense for the essence of existence embodied.
And disregarding the faggot that is op, if we have to take it to Christian terms for some of you nonbelievers (lol like I give a fuck about religion) she is the multitude that God claims to be wed to in the book of Revelation (remember that, op?). With her it's like a Legion situation but with the infinite expanse of all existences and nonexistences, while at the same time maintaining her own individuality (she and I have the same exact thought process, she's just more feminine while I'm more masculine, kinda ying yang-y).
>>571270592 I could kill you. But then I'd have to let you into heaven or Michael would bitch, and I'm not exaggerating here, for millennia. It's easier to just tell an angel to subtly ruin your life until you off yourself.
>>571270636 People who actually do meaningful shit with their lives. Like Nikola Tesla. Or Teddy Roosevelt. Or Alexander the Great.
>>571270628 There are some truths sprinkled in it, just like with most old religions. If you were god, you would know that. You'd also know that Jesus wasn't a virgin birth, he was titled son of man for a reason, Joseph just didn't fuck her while she was pregnant.
>>571270891 Nice try, but you could toss me into the depths of despair and I'd still find the strength to live, what with me being the true TAV ALEPH and all. Besides, pain hurts like fuck and you'd need to a fuck ton of it to kill yourself, unless you managed a painless death somehow. Furthermore as the true God, I'd send whoever the fuck I want to to Hell, who gives a fuck about what a bitch ass underling thinks. Are you whipped, nigga? Do you tickle his balls, nigga?
>>571271332 Actually, mortal who doesn't know what the fuck they're on about, Jesus is the spawn of the archangel Gabriel. That is the source of his abilities, not me. In fact, I took them away from him when the Romans arrested him, because he was being an arrogant little shit and didn't deserve them. You are correct however, in that most religions are vaguely based on my actual interactions with humans. They all get a little bit right.
>>571270225 He was just too busy taking your world from the inside, thats why you can't notice any change to the world, because all the people he works with are pretty loyal and eagerly follow the quiet plan. Also, be warned, he strikes without warning, so you might be caught off guard while you fuck your angels or something. P.S. He might join the fuckfest and turn it into a rapefest.
>>571272470 And like a bitch, you're dismissing it as trolling, AKALA. But keep up the reality act, it's good to see you struggle. You're going to pass this off as nonsense and I'm gonna keep pestering you, while maintain the truth. The essence sees it and she's laughing her ass off.
>>571273442 You're not obligated to respond, you just choose to Clicky. Again, I'm not Gnostic, Gnostic aren't sure whether a god exists, I know he does because I am him. This is a quantum reality nigga, step ya game up. Still dismissing it as balderdash. Faggot-ass bitch.
>>571272470 Just saying... if you are ok with it, then you want it. Just don't lose your mind when you decide to kill yourself and end-up being born as a mortal on his birthplace... pure hell experience is guaranteed cause nobody there will support you.
>>571273801 Yeah, you've become repetitive and thus boring. If you're not going to add anything new to the conversation, I can't be bothered. That you're confusing gnostic with agnostic is pretty pathetic too.
>>571273867 You're even less imaginative than the other dude.
>>571273930 You fap to incest porn. Your dick has a slight bend to the left.
>>571274181 Not trolling, since you assume that I am, if this were a quantum reality and I were the viewer, that would technically make me God. As to why I'm not causing miracles and madness, well, we all know that reason, now don't we Clicky. Still dismissing it as Gnostic nonsense, I don't practice sexual abstinence.
>>571274181 Still not trolling, it's because I never cared for either is why I got them confused. I just believed what I wanted to, I wasn't concerned about placing a label on it so that other people could understand.
>>571274181 Talking about imagination... your world is so fucking boring cause the lack of imagination. I can create a better world in less than a lifetime where everyone could actually have some real fun instead of entertaining some lonely emo god who deserves to be a lone fag anyway. And how did you appear to exist anyway? Whenever you think of that you fall into existential crysis and try to reach your world to comfort yourself or what?
>>571276020 That's probably how you ended up trying to dictate theology to God.
>>571276293 The world is boring to you because you were born and raised to it. To someone who had never been on Earth before, this planet would be absolutely amazing. And that's just this planet. Consider how vast the known universe is. Now take into consideration that the universe as known to humanity comprises less than 1/217th of the true size of the universe. My creation is hardly boring.
>>571276492 Or, alternatively, I could not do that, because I have no reason to.
>>571250463 is love and hate a physical thing on any plane of existence? Do you suspect you are a program written by the true "gods" or anything similar. Do you realize if you were as wise and Omnipotent has you claim you are you wouldn't let trivial and miniscule things like boredom affect you. What brand of water am i drinking?
>>571277049 If Earth is that boring when you actually gotta live in it, other planets cant be that better place. And your answer of the Earth being interesting to anyone who hasnt been there is no more relevant than showing a toy phone to a kid saying that it has all the functions of a real smartphone. Also the mere fact that im born and raised somewhere solidifies my origin. And you still avoid my question, how did you appear? From where comes your origin? Who gave you birth? Who raised you? Hmm?
>>571278178 Interstellar aliens have the same complaints about their homeworlds that you do, yet find the worlds and ecosystems of other aliens fascinating.
Hell, your planet is fascinating. Just because you don't appreciate it doesn't change that. The biosphere is unusually diverse, usually life-bearing worlds have a couple million species at the absolute most.
I predate the existence of time. I created myself, essentially.
>>571278356 I refer to the archangels as my sons for shorthand. In truth they, like myself, aren't bound to a single physical form, they can be any sex.
>>571278471 Because that sort of thing was perfectly morally acceptable in his culture.
>>571278896 If you predate time, this means that your birthworld is a static place cause there no memory can exist, since memory is a biproduct of time differentiation. Since no memories there exist, no thoughts can be thought of, because thoughts are created from memories. Since no thoughts can be thought of in a place where time doesnt exist, you cant trigger any actions. Since you cant trigger any actions, your world isnt moving at all, therefore you just couldn't create yourself in a static world. Your place outside time describes nothing more than a mere picture. A picture cannot create itself, duh. Also, nobody saw you create yourself, so there is no evidence that you created yourself. Its the same as I to proclaim myself as a king when nobody saw me doing any deeds that proclaim me as a king. How will people see me? As a king or as a normal person? Ofcourse its the second. Summary, you didnt create yourself, someone else did draw the picture which is you. Or someone else saw you create yourself. The question is who?
>>571281296 You cant consciously observe your doings outside time itself. Which means that you dont even have a conscious evidence of you creating yourself. Consciousness is the same as memories. It just cant exist without time. Which leads to the two possible answers. You are the biproduct of time being conscious about itself or you were created within time itself and time started ticking after your creation. In both ways, you didnt create time, you just found that it exists, and since you were alone and there was nobody to tell you how time was created, you automatically assumed that you created time.
>>571282861 You cant really gasp that logic is the building material of everything that is solid and real, since you live outside logic. You dont really seem to see that logic is the thing that connects everything. If you live outside logic, then you shouldnt be able to come to this place. Since you are already here, it looks like you are inside the matrix of logic. Also, you are trying to explain your existance with logic, everytime, haha, what is this shit? Admit it, you cannot define yourself without using logic. Also where did i read that when logic cannot describe itself, the only logical conclusion is for the logic to rewrite itself. Without logic there just isnt connection to anything, even you <-> god.
>>571284613 I invented this universe's version of logic, it's no more fundamental than any other part of this universe. Being limited as mortals are to one kind of physics, you've come to conclusions that, whilst they make sense for things solely involving this universe, simply don't apply outside of it.
>>571285881 They vary wildly. Some you wouldn't even recognise as being living beings. Others, by a coincidence only possible by sheer force of numbers, are near-indistinguishable from humans. None of those are in this galaxy though.
There is no particular reason to go to Church, it's a waste of a Sunday morning.
>>571285234 Hah, I've got you. You know that im not talking about the kind of logic that exists in this universe. I'm talking about that kind of logic which defines itself everytime you try to make yourself above it. You simply cannot be above it because it is the kind of logic which connects everything, and I mean everything. The one which connects your universe with lets say, the universe of my buddy. The one which connects you creating this universe. The one which defines your powers. I'm not just a mere mortal that is of your creation, because I know what I am speaking about and I know that you arent in any higher hierarchy order than I am. It is the same power of creation you used to create this universe, and I just happen to know it.
>>571287864 Except that you're talking shit, and making assumptions that are simply not true.
>>571287928 Well, no. The natives of Tau Ceti are seven feet tall and substantially more densely built than humans, they evolved under four Gs. 'Greys' as in Area 51, G-men type shit, if they aren't hoaxes, are lesser angels who suck at manifesting a human form, so they look all freakish and mutated.
Three just seems to be a popular number in human concepts in general. For example, it sometimes doesn't feel natural for you to say 'etc' after listing less than three things. Just another quirk of the human psyche.
>>571288907 So not believing in my words makes them untrue? Oww, too bad, I feel bad for you cause you are the same :( Its just that what I say is an experienced fact, but I cant say the same for you. Poor lonely god :( Too bad for you that I dont think you deserve any special treatment. No wonder why you are so depressed.
>>571291586 Video games are great. Right now, like most of the human gamer population, I'm playing Destiny a fuckton. Story ain't worth jack shit, but that gameplay outmatches anything else I've seen the gaming industry produce.
>>571291845 Awesome dude, great to get your opinion, I can imagine that you would never like Sims in any way since you're existence is that of Sims but tied to the universe instead, but my friend wants to know stuff about immortality, as he already knows of all the down effects of it and is still wanting to get it if possible, how would he?
>>571292713 I use the Sims as an example to explain why I'm a dick to mortals. I mean, how long have you played that game without getting bored and locking someone in a room with a rug and a fireplace? Now imagine playing it for billions of years.
As far as immortality goes? Halting aging is fairly simple, most interstellar species have figured it out. Circumventing death entirely? Not something I'll ever allow to exist.
>>571292976 I don't have a favourite, I'm into all sorts of weird shit, like you would be if you were billions of years old.
I like to encourage sexual deviance.
>>571293138 My sons are pansexual, much like myself. You get bored with one sex after a while.
only a few more till I get my dragon hatched, the person that hatches it gets a bonus 10$ (real money) if they hatch it and sign up for an account (you dont have to sign up otherwise, only sign up if it tell you that you made money)
>>571296875 No, I didn't. That whole thing is a combination of a bunch of faux prophecies made by Jewish guys with too much time on their hands that are just vague enough that eventually chaos theory would ensure they be fulfilled in some manner or another. Like Nostradamus.
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