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This is God. Ask anything.
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Why does my post end in a 4?
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Who's the biggest fag on Earth?
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>>571250504
rekt
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>>571250504
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>>571250504
Holy shit
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Answer me God! Why does this end in a 6?
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>>571250504
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Why is my G-spot in my asshole?

Also what's up with the platypus? Was that like a joke or were you stoned? If so, can you hook me up with some of that shit?
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>>571250463
Wheres my can opener? I swear I left it next to the microwave.
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>>571250463
Do you enjoy seeing people fighting against other people, en masse, in your name?

Like seriously, you get off on that shit?

If so, you redefine the bounts of faggotry.
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Wait hold on, just realized. No timestamp, I call bullshit.
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>>571250504
Because scripting

>>571250525
Perez Hilton. The man positively oozes 'bitchy queen'.

>>571251185
Because evolution, to both questions.

>>571251619
I created life to keep me from getting bored. Conflict is a natural part of your form of life.
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>>571250463
Why doth thou ban me
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>>571252184
can you call moot here?
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>>571250974
fool him once...
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>>571252184
Why didn't you stick with the while babies comes from storks thing, seems like a job creator and would put those bastard bird to work
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>>571252671
Because it turns out storks can't carry seven pounds from their beak in flight.
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God, why did you give me good looks and social acuity and also teenage limp penis?
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>>571252832
Why create niggers tho? Is the world not bad enough?
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>>571253018
Irony

>>571253030
You wouldn't exist without niggers, they were the first race of man.

I do regret the whole aborigine thing though, turns out leaving a race of people alone in a desert for forty-odd thousand years really fucks them up.
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>>571253312
So god is an aussie... seems like favoritism that they got an entire continent
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>>571253576
Nah, they just happen to be the only legitimately mentally inferior race. As for getting an entire continent, well that was originally set aside to study evolutionary morphology, but eventually humans figured out canoes.
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>>571253312
They've done their purpose. Now can you please get rid of them?
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What was your reasoning behind making June Bugs?
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>>571253893
I could if I cared, but I don't.

>>571254009
Similar to my reasoning in making anything. Why not?
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Why you don't make world peace now?
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>>571254321
Peace is a static state of existence. Nothing grows, nothing flourished. It's fucking boring. There's a reason why your greatest technological accomplishments are made during times of war.
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When will we get world v2.0 and what are the main new features of it?
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>>571254731
Contrary to popular belief, I have no plans to destroy the world and start anew.
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>>571255101
What's gonna happen with Ukraine? And the near future?
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>>571250463
Hey pussy, will you step aside and let us ask the Demiurge a question, so we don't have to deal with your low level corporate nonanswers?
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>>571255101
This sucks. Can you please kill me already then?
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>>571250463
ok god,

here is my question:

why aren't you real?
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>>571254009
to give me a cool bug to look at in the summer

appreciate those june bugs
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Why didn't you do anything during the holocaust to help the Jews? If you really followed your teachings you would have done something. Or what about the millions of native Americans that Columbus and all the English settlers massacred in your name? If you are so powerful why not tell them they were sinning?
Check.
Mate
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>>571255167
I rarely examine the future in any great detail, since doing so eliminates the possibility for free will to exist.

>>571255289
There is no Demiurge. Myself and my angels are the only divine beings in the universe.

>>571255431
Do it yourself.
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>>571256032
How can you be sure there is no Demiurge; perhaps you simply lack faith?
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How can you be God when America, and the U.K. Gave the Jews the land now known as Israel?
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>>571256032
My father thinks all inventions by man are by your inspiration. Do you hold any copyrights or patents on people?
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>>571250463
When will it happen? If you're god you'll know my question and you know the time and date.
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>>571255817
Because I enjoy human suffering. There is no sin, by the way. Given some of the shit I've done over the years, it would be incredibly hypocritical of me to punish mortals for similar acts. Only thing I don't forgive is suicide. That shit gets your soul obliterated before you even reach the pearly gates.

>>571256184
Because I happen to know that the man who invented the idea was high as fucking balls on opium when he had the idea. That, and that over the past fourteen-odd billion years that this universe has existed, there has been exactly nothing to indicate the existence of a divine being outside of my own knowledge and creation.

>>571256245
I don't intervene in international politics.
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>>571256387
Your father does not understand the concept of free will. Can you imagine how fucking boring my existence would be if I was the sole source of creativity in the universe? No, I gave mortals creativity all of their own.

>>571256542
It is dependent on the decisions of several people. My looking into the future of that specific event would remove their free will from the situation, something I try to avoid.
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>>571256764
What is that man's name?

You need to review simple wikipedia entries, though, because there are similar indicators of the existence of a Demiurge as with other divine being.

What is your name proper name, by the way?
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>>571250463
God will 4chan ever die? Also is anime a sin?
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>>571257053
Are we alone?
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>>571257192
Guy named Iason. Lost to history, but he was a friend of Plato, who popularised the idea.

Yeah, see, wikipedia and human philosophers aren't omniscient. There ain't jack shit to suggest that a divine being outside of my influence exists.

I predate the invention of language, and different cultures have ascribed me a billion different names over the years. The first name I used with humans was Elohim.

>>571257327
It will probably get shut down eventually. An equivalent website however is likely to exist for as long as an internet does. There are no sins.

>>571257552
Fuck no. Hell, Earth isn't even the only life bearing rock in the solar system, there's a primitive ecosystem in the subterranean seas of Titan. No aliens have ever visited Earth though, unless you count angels.
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OP stop giving answers like you are god. noone cares about your shitty opinions that you read on the internet over the past few years in your basement.

reading your tryhard shit makes me wanna slap you in the face. get cancer
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Do you think I'll make things work with her, God?
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>>571258556

I love how this version of god just gives no fucks to anything or anybody and is overall a heartless dick. Only way god concept would work.

What do you live for god?

Are you omniscient i.e. Know everything?
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>>571258556
>Yeah, see, wikipedia and human philosophers aren't omniscient
So what is my name?

>There ain't jack shit to suggest that a divine being outside of my influence exists.
There ain't jack shit to suggest that you are a divine being, just admit its only your shortsightedness that prevents your faith in the Demiurge, kiddo.
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Virgin Mary bump
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>>571258905
>I don't like the concept of this thread, so I'm gonna read every reply and complain.
I wish /b/ had more than one thread at a time.
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>>571258946
I live to entertain myself. It's the sole reason the universe was created, because shit, being the only thing in existence got boring even before I invented time.

I am technically omniscient, but I limit my own knowledge, since knowing the absolute future takes the fun out of the present.
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>>571259124
i came accross this thread and here this guy pretending to know everything and answering questions like hes god. it rustles my jimmies and i think op is a huge faggot. problem?
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>>571258975
I don't see the point in believing in something when there is zero reason to believe it. There isn't even a peer in existence to tell me to believe in it, just mortals who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>571259289
Of all the things on /b/, what rustles your jimmies is that God showed up?
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I get hard every time I look at virgin Mary, what should I do?
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>>571259407
god didnt show up, some basement dweller pretending to be god showed up. stop posting get cancer
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>>571259407
Did Mary at least give head
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>>571259407
>There isn't even a peer in existence
>mortals who don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
You just describe not only the existence of peers, but your peers.
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why would you give me a big dick but shitty aesthetics so i hardly ever use it?
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>>571258556

What's your favorite life form in the universe and why? Will we ever meet other life in our universe??
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>>571259548
Fapping usually makes that go down.

>>571259616
According to Gabriel she did. Jesus isn't my kid, he's the product of an archangel boning a human woman.

>>571259646
A peer is an equal. Mortals are not equal to me.

>>571259803
Bitter irony.

>>571259810
Raphael, the archangel. If you manage to go interplanetary before you wipe yourselves out, probably.
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>>571260219
How far away in light years is the next most intelligent civilization? (for example, they have language/culture of some sorts and maybe basic tech)
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>>571260369
12 light years. Tau Ceti E. Pre-industrial culture.
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Why do you hate me nigga?
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Could you make /b/ good ? Could you tell us what would it look like ?
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>>571260219
>A peer is an equal. Mortals are not equal to me.
Yes, most other mortals are self aware, shitty retarded delusions only affect a minority of you retards.
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Whats my name?
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>>571260576
I notice their planet I close to their star, I assume it would be impossible for us to ever visit them without wearing some form of suit to protect us in their environment?
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>>571260621
I don't hate you. I just don't care about you.

>>571260661
It wouldn't exist, because nobody would go there.

>>571260748
Your belief or lackthereof is irrelevant. By all means, continue to talk shit. It's pathetic, but entertaining.
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>>571261004
You are the one talking shit about the Demiurge, until you admit your own flaws, you just have to face the evidence that your own pathetic delusions are irrelevant because not only can you not name yourself, but you can't even name me.
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ITT: some pothead trying to impress ppl with all the shit he read on the internet over the last few years, looking for answers
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>>571261004
What do you fap to?
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>>571260880
It's warmer than Earth, but not prohibitively so, their atmosphere has a lesser greenhouse effect than Earth's. The primary issue would be that the atmospheric composition is fatal to humans. Too much fluorine.
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So why don't you just destroy lucifer. Or is this all fun to you. Also can a mortal recive wings
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>>571261207
Your name is Gary Jansen, you live in the UK.

>>571261225
I have access to all of the most attractive beings who have died over the past few million years, why would I fap?
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>>571262231
Any conflict between myself and Lucifer is the invention of humans. Your ancestors were really not big fans of his, given his dislike of mortals in general.

No, mortals cannot become angels. You go to heaven when you die and you stay there. Unless you an hero, in which case your soul ceases to exist.
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>>571262348
Who am i, just the first name please.
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>>571262251
Not even close.
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Is moot gay?
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>>571262348
What about metatron
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>>571250463
I am 30 years old and still a virgin
Will you grand me superpower?
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>>571262585
Lying is a sin in your religion, Gary.
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When will I get laid? Kinda lonely lately.
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what other lifeforms exists?
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>>571262690
When did the Demiurge condemn lying, Gary?
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>>571262636
Fiction based on some random angel who decided to go fuck with some humans for the fun of it. That sort of thing is pretty common in pre-industrial cultures.

>>571262672
They lied when they said you would become wizard.

>>571262851
Trillions of quadrillions. Hell, there's about twenty million species on earth alone.

>>571262941
You're talking shit to me and you don't even know your own religion. Hilarious.
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What type of computer do you use? If you don't use one how do you put postings on 4Chan or the internet for that matter without one, given that you let humans create it and would logically need such a thing to make postings?
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>>571263252
>You're talking shit to me and you don't even know your own religion. Hilarious.
I know you didn't find the answer because it can't be found and you still hide your ignorance in plain sight, but you aren't fooling anyone.
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are you an attention whore?
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>>571263301
HP laptop. I'm typing this via a physical avatar in Norway. I maintain several of them dotted around the world, it gives me a different perspective than just observing everything all the time.
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>>571263467
On occasion. Earth is one of the planets where I show up just enough to keep a lively debate between the religious and the non-religious going. Some planets I just straight up rule as a theocracy, some don't even have a concept of an intelligent creator. Basically just a lot of social experiments.
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>>571263524
So then do you share their collective consciousness or do you only control one at a time while the others forget everything that happens to them as to not ruin their brains?
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>>571263826
I control them all at once. My attention is hardly limited to one location at once. I observe the entire universe, running a couple bodies at once ain't hard.
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>>571263524
Is there any such thing as 'destiny' for humans or do they make their own. For e.g. All the successful people, was it written in their destiny to be successful or did they make it on their own.
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>>571264072
There's a general guideline I tweak events towards, but for the most part, shit is all free-will driven.
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can i have my own little mini universe where i just do shit because i can, like garrys mod. I would like that for my birthday
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>>571264427
That's basically what heaven is.
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>>571264481
another social experiment?
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>>571250463
Why did you only make one of these? Really... You could have made just a few more...

Are you black, white, or see through coloured?
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>>571264531
No, just the product of Michael the moralfag needling me about not giving the mortals a reward for being my playthings for their entire lives. Couple million years ago, I gave in and created souls and heaven.
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>>571264891
There's a hundred and thirty-odd million of them. how many more do you want? I mean, granted their population is plummeting because as a culture they are disinterested in sex, but still.
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>>571264976
Seems like a good guy to me.
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>>571265104
Look closer God. You only made one. You blind AND old?
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>>571265143
There's a reason why he's the only archangel to be recognised by all branches of Abrahamic religion. Big champion of the people, that one.
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>>571250463

Dear God, why are you a nigger?
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>>571265286
You go to Tokyo, you'll find a dozen women indistinguishable from her within an hour.
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>>571265487
I've been to Osaka like, 10 times... OK, Tokyo it is then...

I still don't believe you though...
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>>571265445
When I'm doing God stuff, I manifest before people in the fashion they expect God to resemble, such that on a subconscious level, they immediately recognise who I am. If we ever meet and you see me as a black guy, that's your fault.
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Is there such a thing as boy CP?
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>>571265862
Why don't you google it and find out.
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>>571250463
Looking at all the churces and cathedrals, I see some really swanky interior design. Is that your idea, or just some fool going crazy (every time)?
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>>571266027
You think I didn't? What are you a newfag?
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>>571266040
Humans are motivated primarily by awe. You'll never convince someone to design and build a gargantuan monument to an invisible undetectable being with pure logic, but with religious awe? You guys build some pretty cool shit.
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>>571250463
Why did you have to make women so crazy?
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>>571250463
can you remove the watermark off this
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>>571250463
1+1?
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>>571266162
Calling god a newfag....

...sounds like a great idea.
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Does this make me gay god?
>i've never kissed a guy
>touched balls with my friend on purpose once cause we were drunk and said it's only homo if balls touch so did it on purpose

anyway

>be super high on MDMA in foreign town, friend has already gone and am all alone
>meet short black guy with a hot girl
>talk for a bit
>meet this cute blonde girl
>tal;k with her and she leaves for a while
>black guy coimes up and says she wnats to fuck me
>says he has a caravan he'll let us fuck in
>thisisgoingwaybetterthanexpected.jpg
>meet other girl and ask her to take me to (insert caravn location)
>we start walking there
>get there after 20 mins and black guy & other girl is already there
>they leave for an hour and a half so i can fuck my blonde girl
>fuck the shit out of her
>after an hour black guy opens door and asks for lighter
>i answer butt naked after just sniffing a HUGE line of MKAT and tell him to look for it
>proceed to start fucking girl again literally 1ft away from black guy
>im on my back and girl on top
>black guy grabs my cock and starts sucking it out of nowhere
>shout what the fuck
>girl joins him and they both suck my cock
>nearly cujm and bend them both over
>fuck them both in the ass hard as fuck with the caravan door still open (it's like 4am)
>bust a over both of their asses
>sniff another huge line of MDMA and start playing guitar
>bring guitar and my girl outside and tell thew black guys girl she can go inside now

as soon as i busted a nut waves of regret flooded over me and i still feel bad about it now. I don't know what to do with myself and the girl i was with asked for me to come back soon. What the fuck do I do? turns out the nigger's bisexual
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>>571266265
If you are god you could. If you aren't, then whoever does is god.

simple
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>>571266027
Is it the red or the white new England clam chowder?
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>>571266295
WINDOW !!!
Ah fuck.. I always blurt out the answers like an aspie..
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Why?
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>>571250463

Where the white women at?
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If you are God, why are you a faggot?
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>>571266445
white
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>>571266216
Their personalities were well suited to being tribal nomads, which is the environment you evolved in. Not quite such a great fit now.

>>571266369
Meh. I've been called way worse shit by mortals. You stop giving a shit after a while.

>>571266374
If you want to bang dudes, you're gay or bisexual. If not, you're not. That is how that works.

>>571266578
Not on 4chan, for the most part.

>>571266627
Technically I'm pansexual. I've boned dudes, chicks, animals, whatever the fuck.
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>>571266848
It was literally spur of the moment thing and I wouldn't actively go looking for guys to fuck
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If you are god, then who is the omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient, hyper-powered interdimensional anomaly known as KING?
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>>571266848
I once knew of a nigger in Jail, he was known as "The Black Stallion". He was omnisexual - would root males and females, of any kingdom (plant or animal).

He one of your chosen?
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>>571256764
If suicide is unforgivable then why did you tell that other anon to kill himself?
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>>571267309
Why do you think?
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Am I ever gonna fuck her, God? Also, your opinions on rape and bodybuilding?
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>>571267347
RTFT.
Rape? Sure, why not.
Bodybuilding? A waste of time. Muscularity is useful to a point, beyond that there is no point.
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>>571250463
Dear God, was Terence Mckenna right?
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>>571267657
Hell no.
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If you're really god, who is the faggot known as Akala?
> protip: not human but is a nigger
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>>571267334
Why do you think I am asking, it's because I do not know. Also can you please make me immortal, not just lifespan but also unable to die. Or a superpower like telekenisies.
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>>571268307
Because if he kills himself, I don't get Michael on my back for destroying his soul.

And no, I don't give superpowers to everyone who asks for them, that would be idiotic. And never immortality.
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If you're god, what is the name of the essence of existence. If you get her name wrong, when I get back to earth, I'm ripping the skin off your skull for acting like me on the boards, fuck-up.
> c'mon faggot, guess...
> if you don't answer, you still fucked up
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>>571268492
Wai not immortality?
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>>571250463
Who the \fuck stole my ipod touch and wh ostole my brothers beats
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>>571268554
Doesn't exist.

>>571268650
Because I created death for a reason. It differentiates the mortals from the divine.

>>571268812
Your mother sold them on eBay.
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>>571268554

sophia
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>>571268913
Wrong answer, fuck-up. Now we're both going to destroy you when we return. Hope ya had your fun faaaaaaaaaaaggot
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>>571269097
Already had the token Gnostic retard on here, you're a little late for that pathetic idiocy.
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>>571269176
So what can you give me that is not malevolent in nature?
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>>571250463
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>>571269176
You really think the true God would consider Gnosticism at all? During my recent round in the etheral as a human, I was born into Christianity. Sure I dropped it off for spirituality, but I was always positive that (God) existed, fuck-up.
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>>571269176
And you still haven't answered the question as to who the being known as KING is.
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>>571269176
Explain me what drugs are for
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>>571269308
I could give you a bunch of shit. I'm not going to give you anything. You are nowhere near the calibre of person whom I would give special privileges to.

>>571269448
Congratulations, you made God laugh. 'My recent round in the ethereal as a human'. The shit humans will believe is amazing.

>>571269629
A fictional character.
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I have a buddy creature who is as, even more powerful than you. Also, he hates you cause you are a fucktard that doesn't fulfill people's wishes and you egoistically care only about yourself. Soon your heaven will be at war with him and his people. What are you going to do now?
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>>571269794
Fun

>>571269950
Not be concerned in the slightest, is what. If your fictional buddy were more powerful than me and believed in fulfilling the wishes of mortals, the world would not be as it is.
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>>571268974
No, but nice try, I'll give you a hint doe. It's a 4 lettered word and makes sense for the essence of existence embodied.

And disregarding the faggot that is op, if we have to take it to Christian terms for some of you nonbelievers (lol like I give a fuck about religion) she is the multitude that God claims to be wed to in the book of Revelation (remember that, op?). With her it's like a Legion situation but with the infinite expanse of all existences and nonexistences, while at the same time maintaining her own individuality (she and I have the same exact thought process, she's just more feminine while I'm more masculine, kinda ying yang-y).
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>>571269809
Then, fuck what that bitch Mikhail says and kill me.

If you can. Or are you gonna cop out and say I'm not good enough to kill? It's gonna happen eventually so why not do it sooner and send me to hell or sheol or wipe my soul out of existence.

If you can.
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>>571270296
You realise that the Bible is hilariously inaccurate, right? Revelations in particular was just one hell of a bad trip.
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>>571269809
So what are the requisites of a person that receives special privileges?
Also whats my name?
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>>571269809
Also, wrong. I am KING.
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>>571250463
why are you such a faggot?
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>>571270592
I could kill you. But then I'd have to let you into heaven or Michael would bitch, and I'm not exaggerating here, for millennia. It's easier to just tell an angel to subtly ruin your life until you off yourself.

>>571270636
People who actually do meaningful shit with their lives. Like Nikola Tesla. Or Teddy Roosevelt. Or Alexander the Great.

>>571270789
RTFT
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>>571270891
Alright God I'm going to do it, get ready to give me then privileges. Im pumped wish me luck
Also is luck real or is it fake
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It is, extremely inaccurate.
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>>571270628
There are some truths sprinkled in it, just like with most old religions. If you were god, you would know that. You'd also know that Jesus wasn't a virgin birth, he was titled son of man for a reason, Joseph just didn't fuck her while she was pregnant.
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>>571250463

God, explain this.
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>>571270891
Nice try, but you could toss me into the depths of despair and I'd still find the strength to live, what with me being the true TAV ALEPH and all. Besides, pain hurts like fuck and you'd need to a fuck ton of it to kill yourself, unless you managed a painless death somehow. Furthermore as the true God, I'd send whoever the fuck I want to to Hell, who gives a fuck about what a bitch ass underling thinks. Are you whipped, nigga? Do you tickle his balls, nigga?
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>>571271332
Actually, mortal who doesn't know what the fuck they're on about, Jesus is the spawn of the archangel Gabriel. That is the source of his abilities, not me. In fact, I took them away from him when the Romans arrested him, because he was being an arrogant little shit and didn't deserve them. You are correct however, in that most religions are vaguely based on my actual interactions with humans. They all get a little bit right.

>>571271449
Because human suffering is fun.
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>>571254621
War was a necessity to birth civilisation, but we're not going to make many giant leaps blowing up Muslims
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>>571271712
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>>571271832
I wouldn't call the conflict in Iraq a war. It's not really a war when one side is in no position to actually defeat the other.

>>571271835
Not particularly. It's hard to get mad at someone when you're well aware that they're trying to troll.
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>>571270225
He was just too busy taking your world from the inside, thats why you can't notice any change to the world, because all the people he works with are pretty loyal and eagerly follow the quiet plan. Also, be warned, he strikes without warning, so you might be caught off guard while you fuck your angels or something.
P.S. He might join the fuckfest and turn it into a rapefest.
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What is your view on Mexico and on Mexicans God?
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>>571272020
I'm not trolling, I'm debunking. If you were god you'd know that dumbass. I've been dead serious ever since the first post.
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Also, I am now hijacking this thread as THE ONE TRUE GOD. C'mon faggots, ask me shit. I'll do my best to answer.
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>>571272301
I don't see what you've 'debunked' thus far. Pulled a whole bunch of shit out of your ass, certainly, as trolls tend to, but aside from that...

>>571272090
Whatever you say, buddy.
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God, why did you iOS 8?
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>>571272470
And like a bitch, you're dismissing it as trolling, AKALA. But keep up the reality act, it's good to see you struggle. You're going to pass this off as nonsense and I'm gonna keep pestering you, while maintain the truth. The essence sees it and she's laughing her ass off.
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>>571272741
You're making a fool of yourself.
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>>571272946
And you aren't?
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>>571272946
Also, like I said, you dismissed it as nonsense
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>>571272090
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>>571273021
In your eyes, maybe. But then you're a troll, any reaction at all is craved.

>>571273132
You're pretending gnosticism is anything other than idiotic horseshit. Of course it's nonsense
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>>571273442
You're not obligated to respond, you just choose to Clicky. Again, I'm not Gnostic, Gnostic aren't sure whether a god exists, I know he does because I am him. This is a quantum reality nigga, step ya game up.
Still dismissing it as balderdash. Faggot-ass bitch.
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>>571272470
Just saying... if you are ok with it, then you want it.
Just don't lose your mind when you decide to kill yourself and end-up being born as a mortal on his birthplace... pure hell experience is guaranteed cause nobody there will support you.
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>>571273442
Can you tell me anything about me or my family that only me or god would know? Just some proof ur real man.
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>>571273801
Yeah, you've become repetitive and thus boring. If you're not going to add anything new to the conversation, I can't be bothered. That you're confusing gnostic with agnostic is pretty pathetic too.

>>571273867
You're even less imaginative than the other dude.

>>571273930
You fap to incest porn. Your dick has a slight bend to the left.
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>>571274181
What is my name
Where am I from
Blondes or brunettes?
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>>571274181
No lol, how old am i
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>>571274181
Not trolling, since you assume that I am, if this were a quantum reality and I were the viewer, that would technically make me God. As to why I'm not causing miracles and madness, well, we all know that reason, now don't we Clicky.
Still dismissing it as Gnostic nonsense, I don't practice sexual abstinence.
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Is it serious?
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>>571274181
Also on the topic of gnosticism I only have love for those that recognize KING as the one true God. Even if it's 11 billion, everyone else who does not can burn in plasma.
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>>571250463
How do I date girls?
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>>571274181
Still not trolling, it's because I never cared for either is why I got them confused. I just believed what I wanted to, I wasn't concerned about placing a label on it so that other people could understand.
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>>571274181
Talking about imagination... your world is so fucking boring cause the lack of imagination. I can create a better world in less than a lifetime where everyone could actually have some real fun instead of entertaining some lonely emo god who deserves to be a lone fag anyway. And how did you appear to exist anyway? Whenever you think of that you fall into existential crysis and try to reach your world to comfort yourself or what?
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>>571274181
You should give me hacks if you are god.
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>>571276020
That's probably how you ended up trying to dictate theology to God.

>>571276293
The world is boring to you because you were born and raised to it. To someone who had never been on Earth before, this planet would be absolutely amazing. And that's just this planet. Consider how vast the known universe is. Now take into consideration that the universe as known to humanity comprises less than 1/217th of the true size of the universe. My creation is hardly boring.

>>571276492
Or, alternatively, I could not do that, because I have no reason to.
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>>571250463
is love and hate a physical thing on any plane of existence? Do you suspect you are a program written by the true "gods" or anything similar. Do you realize if you were as wise and Omnipotent has you claim you are you wouldn't let trivial and miniscule things like boredom affect you. What brand of water am i drinking?
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Who do you love most?
Who do you hate most?
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>>571277049
I'm just saying how I feel, Clicky, no need to get bent out of shape, but you can go get bent, because when the essence comes through, it's all over for you
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>>571277138
Yeah. Love and hate are caused by chemicals in your brain.

I have no reason to believe thusly.

What can I say, I'm petty. Sure, I could ignore the boredom, but then the universe wouldn't exist, would it? Not much point in knowing everything when you're the only thing that exists. Dasani

>>571277608
My sons, the four archangels.
People who ask me for superhuman abilities when they haven't done jack shit to deserve it.
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>>571277814
What is your favorite human TV show?
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>>571278038
Game of Thrones. Murder, raep, drama, the whole shebang. Jackass was also pretty good, nothing like a bunch of guys willing to hurt each other for a laugh.
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>>571277049
If Earth is that boring when you actually gotta live in it, other planets cant be that better place. And your answer of the Earth being interesting to anyone who hasnt been there is no more relevant than showing a toy phone to a kid saying that it has all the functions of a real smartphone.
Also the mere fact that im born and raised somewhere solidifies my origin. And you still avoid my question, how did you appear? From where comes your origin? Who gave you birth? Who raised you? Hmm?
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Do you also have daughters?
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>>571278178
Blessed art thou, God fucking dammit
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>>571250463
Why is your prophet fuck little girl?
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>>571278178
Interstellar aliens have the same complaints about their homeworlds that you do, yet find the worlds and ecosystems of other aliens fascinating.

Hell, your planet is fascinating. Just because you don't appreciate it doesn't change that. The biosphere is unusually diverse, usually life-bearing worlds have a couple million species at the absolute most.

I predate the existence of time. I created myself, essentially.

>>571278356
I refer to the archangels as my sons for shorthand. In truth they, like myself, aren't bound to a single physical form, they can be any sex.

>>571278471
Because that sort of thing was perfectly morally acceptable in his culture.
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Sup God. Anon here.

Should I have another kid?
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Which of your avatars do you like most?
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>>571279104
Yes

>>571279176
Morgan Freeman.
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Final question: Is there something I should do better and what is it?
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so when do i get to make awsum music
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>>571279574
Go on 4chan less. Your quality of life will probably improve.

>>571279783
When you put the effort in to create it. I didn't give Freddie Mercury the gift of superhuman musical talent until Queen was already a success.
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>>571250463

want som fuk
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see my id. giev supermusictalent now
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>>571280089
To prove you are real, what is my first name, where was I born, and what is your favourite colour
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>>571278896
If you predate time, this means that your birthworld is a static place cause there no memory can exist, since memory is a biproduct of time differentiation. Since no memories there exist, no thoughts can be thought of, because thoughts are created from memories. Since no thoughts can be thought of in a place where time doesnt exist, you cant trigger any actions. Since you cant trigger any actions, your world isnt moving at all, therefore you just couldn't create yourself in a static world. Your place outside time describes nothing more than a mere picture. A picture cannot create itself, duh. Also, nobody saw you create yourself, so there is no evidence that you created yourself. Its the same as I to proclaim myself as a king when nobody saw me doing any deeds that proclaim me as a king. How will people see me? As a king or as a normal person? Ofcourse its the second.
Summary, you didnt create yourself, someone else did draw the picture which is you. Or someone else saw you create yourself. The question is who?
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>>571280089

God, I've always wanted to ask you this

Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>571280679
Nathan, Wales, Orange.

>>571280746
Keep in mind that time was the first thing I created. Not logic, nor any laws of physics. Trying to apply those things when describing that state of existence isn't going to work.
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>>571281275
Yes. Yes I have.
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>>571281296
Nice try, but it's Michael, Darwin(Australia). Cool colour though
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>>571281469
If you didn't look like what I thought you did, what would you look like?
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>>571281757
Probably just some normal dude.
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>>571250463
Does Michelangelo finally get to work on some fucking marble in heaven or does everyone still keep on interrupting him with inane bullshit
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What will we experience after death?
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dad?
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>>571281296
You cant consciously observe your doings outside time itself. Which means that you dont even have a conscious evidence of you creating yourself. Consciousness is the same as memories. It just cant exist without time. Which leads to the two possible answers. You are the biproduct of time being conscious about itself or you were created within time itself and time started ticking after your creation. In both ways, you didnt create time, you just found that it exists, and since you were alone and there was nobody to tell you how time was created, you automatically assumed that you created time.
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>>571282241
The former. It's his heaven, after all.

>>571282318
Unless you an hero, you go to heaven and spend eternity doing whatever you want to do.

>>571282507
Jesus was not my son, he was my grandson via Gabriel.

>>571282565
You don't really seem to be grasping that attempting to apply logic to something that predates logic isn't going to work.
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>>571250463
Where do I find the Winona Ryder fappening pics, O'Lord?
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>>571282861
So I can go to heaven, play games and get high forever. Sweet.
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>>571282895
heres one
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>>571283863
Thanks ... but that's not her.
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>>571283863

>Asked for Winona Ryder
>Posts Krysten Ritter

Are you retarded?
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>>571283863
That's not Winona Ryder you fucking mong.
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i am new god
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>>571282861
You cant really gasp that logic is the building material of everything that is solid and real, since you live outside logic. You dont really seem to see that logic is the thing that connects everything. If you live outside logic, then you shouldnt be able to come to this place. Since you are already here, it looks like you are inside the matrix of logic. Also, you are trying to explain your existance with logic, everytime, haha, what is this shit?
Admit it, you cannot define yourself without using logic.
Also where did i read that when logic cannot describe itself, the only logical conclusion is for the logic to rewrite itself.
Without logic there just isnt connection to anything, even you <-> god.
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>>571284613
I invented this universe's version of logic, it's no more fundamental than any other part of this universe. Being limited as mortals are to one kind of physics, you've come to conclusions that, whilst they make sense for things solely involving this universe, simply don't apply outside of it.
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1. Why do so many people find no true love - a little bit sadisitic seeing some creations suffer
2. Why do so many people have no idea where to go in life
3. Are you nice?
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>>571282861
Remember me?
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heres the mega if your interested

hxxps://mega.co.nz/#!FUVUARSA!WhIco1b7Vg84f61gkQOWA-w0UvufaXk7smWCJg1f948
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What should I eat for lunch tomorrow?
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Hey God, what do your other 'civilized' creations look like? Are they anything like humans?

Also, should I go to church?
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>>571285881
They vary wildly. Some you wouldn't even recognise as being living beings. Others, by a coincidence only possible by sheer force of numbers, are near-indistinguishable from humans. None of those are in this galaxy though.

There is no particular reason to go to Church, it's a waste of a Sunday morning.
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>>571286232
What do you think of beings that worship you? Do you give a fuck if they worship you or not?
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>>571286232
What do the ones 12 light years away look like?

Why not?
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>>571287301
I'm not particularly fussed. I have whole planets where people worship me every day, my ego is hardly ailing.
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>>571287431
Vaguely humanoid. Greyish blue skin, black eyes that see in a broader spectrum of light than humans. No vocal cords, they communicate silently.
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>>571287593
I should specify, humanoid, but not human-looking.
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>>571250463
Why do you hate children? you certainly kill a bunch of them
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>>571285234
Hah, I've got you. You know that im not talking about the kind of logic that exists in this universe. I'm talking about that kind of logic which defines itself everytime you try to make yourself above it. You simply cannot be above it because it is the kind of logic which connects everything, and I mean everything. The one which connects your universe with lets say, the universe of my buddy. The one which connects you creating this universe. The one which defines your powers. I'm not just a mere mortal that is of your creation, because I know what I am speaking about and I know that you arent in any higher hierarchy order than I am. It is the same power of creation you used to create this universe, and I just happen to know it.
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>>571287593
Basically, greys?

What's up with the triune shit? Even the Egyptians worship something similar.
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>>571250463
I am old and have grey hair and a beard. some of the girls I fuck say I look like god. I am different. I exist
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>>571287796
I kill a bunch of people in general.

>>571287864
Except that you're talking shit, and making assumptions that are simply not true.

>>571287928
Well, no. The natives of Tau Ceti are seven feet tall and substantially more densely built than humans, they evolved under four Gs. 'Greys' as in Area 51, G-men type shit, if they aren't hoaxes, are lesser angels who suck at manifesting a human form, so they look all freakish and mutated.

Three just seems to be a popular number in human concepts in general. For example, it sometimes doesn't feel natural for you to say 'etc' after listing less than three things. Just another quirk of the human psyche.
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>>571288907
Is there any truth to this triune crap? Or are you just one being?
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>>571250463
Ok . Why is there no history board
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>>571289345
It's just me. The Holy Ghost is a human invention, and Jesus isn't half-divine any more, he's just hanging out in his heaven.

>>571289514
Because moot hates his creation.
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>>571289676
What about 'speaking in tongues' and all that jazz?
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>>571290197
Could be an angel messing around, but it could also be anything from a bad trip to a straight up stroke. Or people faking it for attention.
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how is this thread still alive?

OP stop being an attention whore, you clearly are pathetic.
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>>571288907
So not believing in my words makes them untrue? Oww, too bad, I feel bad for you cause you are the same :(
Its just that what I say is an experienced fact, but I cant say the same for you. Poor lonely god :(
Too bad for you that I dont think you deserve any special treatment. No wonder why you are so depressed.
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>>571291070
It's like hearing a four year old child try to explain economic theory to Friedrich Hayek
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>>571250463
Hey God, what's your favourite video game, if you have played any that is, and do you enjoy the invention of video games??
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>>571291586
Video games are great. Right now, like most of the human gamer population, I'm playing Destiny a fuckton. Story ain't worth jack shit, but that gameplay outmatches anything else I've seen the gaming industry produce.
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>>571291845
>>571291845
>like most of the human gamer population
lol, stfu stop pretending
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>>571291501
Yeah, some people, ehm, things are just too stupid to understand...
Oh well...
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>>571291845
Awesome dude, great to get your opinion, I can imagine that you would never like Sims in any way since you're existence is that of Sims but tied to the universe instead, but my friend wants to know stuff about immortality, as he already knows of all the down effects of it and is still wanting to get it if possible, how would he?
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>>571250463

>be god
>not posting with id heaven
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what's your favorite fetish? why did you make horses so attractive if we aren't supposed to fuck them?

>>571292246
no he really is God.
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>>571250463
Why is your son gay?
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is this photograph shooped? I found it in the Bible
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>>571292713
I use the Sims as an example to explain why I'm a dick to mortals. I mean, how long have you played that game without getting bored and locking someone in a room with a rug and a fireplace? Now imagine playing it for billions of years.

As far as immortality goes? Halting aging is fairly simple, most interstellar species have figured it out. Circumventing death entirely? Not something I'll ever allow to exist.

>>571292976
I don't have a favourite, I'm into all sorts of weird shit, like you would be if you were billions of years old.

I like to encourage sexual deviance.

>>571293138
My sons are pansexual, much like myself. You get bored with one sex after a while.
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>>571252184
>I created life to keep from getting bored.

isn't it boring when you know the ending though?
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>>571294502
If you read the thread, you would know that I limit my own knowledge of the future to allow free will to exist.
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>>571294683
it cant be that limited though if you apparently knew your son was going to be sacrificed at least 4 thousand yrs before it happend
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>>571250463
God, why are there lots of great porn in languages I can't understand, without subtitles?
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>>571296161
Jesus was not my son. He's my grandson via Gabriel. He's not the messiah, there is no messiah. That is the invention of the Jews.

>>571296287
Because other countries produce porn. Do you really watch porn for the plot though?
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>>571296465
Sadly.
If it doesn't start out in an appealing manner, or have a decent enough ideal, then I just can't watch it.
Of course that was a rhetorical question, I know.
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>>571296465
did I ask if he was your son? that doesn't answer my question. 4 thousand yrs is not limited, whether or not he's you're son you knew something like that would happen.
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http://www.treasuretrooper.com/touchegg/20240/fb57398252314210454d1922706d8a1a

only a few more till I get my dragon hatched, the person that hatches it gets a bonus 10$ (real money) if they hatch it and sign up for an account (you dont have to sign up otherwise, only sign up if it tell you that you made money)
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>>571296875
No, I didn't. That whole thing is a combination of a bunch of faux prophecies made by Jewish guys with too much time on their hands that are just vague enough that eventually chaos theory would ensure they be fulfilled in some manner or another. Like Nostradamus.
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>>571296972
You have colon cancer.
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Hey god are you chill or are you a faggot like Christians make you seem to be. Also what were you doing when you made koalas because they are a massive fuck up.
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>>571297495
I'm as apathetic as a God would have to be for this kind of universe to exist. Christianity is full of shit.
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