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>>571162772 Mad norgetard spotted >fucking stupid people >no manners (no one ever put a hand over his/her mouth while sneezing/yawning/coughing >shower once a week >poor till 50 years ago, find oil by sheer luck = NOREG BEST NATION WORLD.MUH PENGER DURRDURR >women pretty but dumb like tree logs >too many niggers >too many sandniggers >too many burkas >Oslo is worse than Somalia (most heroin users in the world - fact) >full of money - uneducated as shit >full of money - only travel to Spain. Why? Cause other Norwegians go there. Why? They know they have no manners and are completely unaccepted anywhere they go >buying women from south-east Asia (cause small dicks) >zero sports >zero culture >shit educational systems >worst consumer wet dream (worse than muhrica). Give em money and where to shop = life. Really? >all bored so all they do is talk about other people >achieved nothing, half of them on Mr. NAV's welfare yet EVERYONE is proud of being Norwegian >dumn fucking kids - everyone on phones or tablets >most mental cases per capital >military is like junior girl scouts >America's bitch >third export - ammo and explosives to Muhrica >Police = bunch of molested and bullied pussies looking for authority ( no one had the balls to stop Breivik cause they aint used to violence) I Wwill remember more, let me think a bit
>>571164254 >no manners (no one ever put a hand over his/her mouth while sneezing/yawning/coughing >worst consumer wet dream >dumn fucking kids - everyone on phones or tablets >America's bitch >third export - ammo and explosives to Muhrica
>>571164254 >( no one had the balls to stop Breivik cause they aint used to violence) Well it seems he went after people who were part of the problem.
And even then, those same people right after the second world war - during peace time - completely disregarded the fact that execution was illegal, and retrospectively applied laws with the reasoning hurrdurr traitors.
but I guess it is an unfair parallel to make considering it was 60 years ago.
But then again he made some cuts into one of the most totalitarian parties in Norway
Er grense for hvor lenge man tolererer en elendig fordeling og å bli behandlet som koloni...
Dere har kanskje sluttet med "Nordlenninger ønskes ikke". Men hvor går alle pengene fra inntektene i nord? Rett i lomma på noen rike jævler i sør... Og så sier dere at vi lever som blodigler på dere mens dere skviser oss tom for penger og gjør det slik at vi ender opp som eneste del av Norge hvor befolkningen faktisk går nedover?
>>571163640 This fucking thing >Russ. Being faggot pussies 11 months a year then acting like rabid hyenas let off a leash during the Russ month >Everyone being a hardcore teenager smartass till they get slapped once - then become autistic, isolated faggot pussies again >Basically everyone is hardcore cause no violence (you need a little violence to set you back on track) >snitches - they call the police for everything you do and they dont like >full of money - most cars and houses are absolute shit >softcore wussies with no passion for anything but hitdogs and Solo soda >'NORGE PRODUCTS R BEST PRODUCTS' as I said, worst consumerism wet dream >Celebrating 17th of May as if it's the second coming of Jesus Christ himself every damn year (17th of may is when Sweden and Denmark told you you're useless in the union, so the fuck are you even celebrating) >Royal Family. Lol. On the question: "Why do you even have them? They're like golden ticks.?" the answer is "But they dont really do anything." So they live of taxes and have golden chairs and shit and they do nothing. Have fun living your Dungeons and Dragons fairy tale >King of Norway is a spoiled Danish brat who didnt even wanna be a king of such a shithole in the first place >Youth occupied with smartphones, drinking and drugs, no one cares about i.e. sports, books, travelling >zero night life - all get drunk and blabber random shit then rinse and repeat next weekend >Norway's role in WW2 - snithes for Hitler >MUH BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR (you were given than by pure genetic chance and evolutionary adaptation, nothing to be proud off) I will remember more, lemme think Stay mad in the meantime
>>571166773 Not me fuck nuts, proud supporter of Independence! It's inevitable that'll it'll happen... You try winning a referendum with the entire Establishment, Corporate bodies & mainstream media up against you. Will never be "northern England" cause even the north of that country doesn't like the south of England
>>571161840 Norwegian here and I hate this country. A false progressive state. The development has stagnated. We have stupid cunts who still believe that oil is a solution. We have poor innovation and is in a political quagmire of moralfags.
>>571166762 >Literally EVERYONE is proud of being Norwegian cause they feed you that shit on the TV and your parents feed you that shit 24/7. Endless circle of brainwashing >Breakfast (this is my favorite) - A piece of bread with a piece of cheese. When they see someone putting more than just that on a piece of bread they look at you like you just killed their firstborn >Shallow youth, knowing nothing about life (thank your consumerism wer dream) >Thinking just because they have money they are the best - when I visit Norway and drop acid, all I can think of is:"What would it look like if someone dropped bags of money in a cage full of monkeys?" Norway is your answer >"We're proud of our nature and fjords and lakes and forrests..." lulz whuts naggers? Did you buikd the fucking fjords? Lemme tell you a story. There was an old Estonian business owner who wanted English grass for his backyard (English grass is the perfect 2cm yard with a beautiful shade of green that's a bitch to have). He went to a seed seller and the employee sold him ideal seeds without scamming him, told him exactly how to cultivate and water it and even gave him the best soil, for free. The Estonian business owner did everyhing he was told exactly how he was told. After a few months, the grass looked nothing like the English grass. Outraged, he took pictures, went to the guy who sold him the seeds and asked what the fuck is wrong. The seller calmy replied:" You know, it took the English people 400 years to get the grass to look like that, how did you expect to do it in a few months?" And that's why Norway cannot be a decent country after just 400 years. Thats why you got no culture. That's why your people are fucked up. That's why your lifetime will be spent in shitdom.
i had a norwegian roommate when i lived in belfast, he > literally washed his clothes once every 2 months > washed his bedlinnen once the entire year (because he puked in them) > every morning he pissed next to the toilet > because of this, he smelled like absolute hell
Kjør fra den lille gudsforlatte øya di med 3 beboere over millionbrua og den undersjøiske milliontunnellen ned til Oslo eller f.eks Vestlandet hvor det faktisk skjer verdiskapning så kan du se hvor heldig du er for at den det forvokste fiskemottaket som heter Nord-Norge ikke bare kastes på dynga og overlates til samene.
>>571173156 What is this? narionwide fucking stupidity proved need I draw it for you? Greentext capslol so you'd get it >I ONLY COME TO NORWAY FOR WORK SEMINARS you can give me your email, I can also draw it, colour the painting and send it to you, if this explanation was too perplexing
studied in Norway, I formed some opinions: >everyone's breath smells like shit >dress like they're still in the hunger crisis >look, act and smell like homeless people >thinks every foreginer is a poor, damaged victim who didn't even know cars existed before they came to Norway >"if u dont like it, get out" >the only thing they do in their lives is to go hiking >serriously. that's all they do! >teenagers are all isolated, greasy fucks who never go out of their house >girls are enormous whores who take turns on jumping on niggers and sanniggers dicks because norwegian fags are too much of pussies to even talk to girls >"muh vikiiinggss" >"muh ooiiiiilll" >"muh free education" >"muh hospiaaall" >break hand, stay in hospital for 5 days until a doctor finally felt like fixing it >stomach pain, 2 months in line to see specialist, forgot all about the pain once I finally got to go to the doctor
>>571173885 Get a new job? Did I even tell you what I do? Exactly, stop being smart then you degenerate autist. >norgetard trying to insult me kek wouldnt ever get a new job, Im happy with my 130.000£ a year and 30 weeks of work a year.
>>571173519 please. Look at Hammerfest now compared to before melkøya. What "northern buisness" are you talking about? Look at the SSB statistics for government workers and welfare recipients, northern Norway has a way higher percentage than the rest of Norway. The money flows up not down :)
>>571173759 >>571173759 This so fucking much, you just elaborated on my posts only fucking norwegians are too blind to see how shit they actually are read >>571164254 and read >>571166762 and please read 'The biggest problem is not being ableto realise you have a problem' 'One's intelligence us truly shown in they way one argues' -Bernand Shaw
>>571174707 Mad? You still dont get it it is like a circus when I go there I get paid a fuckton by my and your country all my expenses are covered I can literally go to a pub, get as much drinks as I want, take the receipt, show it to my boss and Norway pays for it u mad cause you pay me to get drunk and fuck your women? Dude please, I love it to go to Norway, to see how primitive a nation can be wihout even realizing it you're the maddo Imma call you Mads and the other guy is Madeline
>>571164254 Bro, if you're going to hate on Norway get ypur facts straight. 1. You can't base your argument that we don't have any manners off of the few people you've maybe seen, that's idiotic. 2. we may have a poor education system, but we have a lot of the top scientists and doctors in the world. (One example is the few Norwegian scientists that got the research for a cure for cancer miles longer than it was). 3. Zero sports and culture? Every goddamn winter Olympics we are top 2-3 on medal count. And for a country with 5-6 million citizens, that's way more impressive than America who has 400 million and still gets beaten by Norway. We also have on of the longest standing constitutions in the world and that itself is more culture than most countries in the world. And not to mention that we have our own National outfit and the seniors who are in school party their fucking asses off in what we call Russetiden. 4. Every fucking kid in the world that has access to a phone or a tablet is on it every fucking time. Not just Norwegians. 5. We have every right to be proud of being Norwegian, because no Norwegian is as stupid as you that they would write thise stupid fucking list and make up lies.
By north-norwegian buisness I mean buisness that takes place here, even though it all, of course, is owned by southerners. Oh I don't know... Fishing? Mining? Electricity? Oil? More than enough for getting 500k people a good life in other words. Having loads of people on welfare is a bad thing, but it's caused by the neglect. The money that is made in the north flows southwards, and you pay us a bit back in the form of making shitty, ruined lives a bit less shitty. Thank you so much... Cash definetly doesn't flow northwards and the cash that does only benefits the south in the form of southern-owned companies getting investments from the government.
>>571175068 yep. and it's stunning that the only thing they say is; get of Norway if you don't like it. like, nigga you guys don't like it either. depression is like the common cold out there. it's not going to get any better if you're going to sit there in silence and get pissed off once someone dares to point out your flaws.
>>571164254 >>571173254 Ok I'll bite >fucking stupid people I agree, but you can find that everywhere >no manners (no one ever put a hand over his/her mouth while sneezing/yawning/coughing We do lack manners >shower once a week wat >poor till 50 years ago, find oil by sheer luck = NOREG BEST NATION WORLD.MUH PENGER DURRDURR We have enough money for free healthcare and education >women pretty but dumb like tree logs again wat >too many niggers in some parts of the capitol >too many sandniggers same as above >too many burkas same as above >Oslo is worse than Somalia (most heroin users in the world - fact) false >full of money - uneducated as shit Our problem as of today is that we dont have enough people without a masters or bachelors degree, we dont have enough carpenters, plumbers etc. anymore >full of money - only travel to Spain. Why? Cause other Norwegians go there. Why? They know they have no manners and are completely unaccepted anywhere they go Ive never been ti spain, Ive been al most everywhere else in europe tho >buying women from south-east Asia (cause small dicks) wat >zero sports Wintersports, becouse, you know, we have a lot of snow >zero culture our culture is over a thousend year olds >shit educational systems I agree >worst consumer wet dream (worse than muhrica). Give em money and where to shop = life. Really? I dunno, if you have money why not spend it? >all bored so all they do is talk about other people wat >achieved nothing, half of them on Mr. NAV's welfare yet EVERYONE is proud of being Norwegian A few are yes, we dont like it when people are homeless >dumn fucking kids - everyone on phones or tablets Why not, I guess you are aswell >most mental cases per capital wat >military is like junior girl scouts navy seals come hore once a year for trainig, they lose every time
Funfact: Norway's landscape is actually as well suited for windmills and as it's so much more of it Norway actually has the advantage over Denmark there too... Yet Norway hardly has a single fucking windmill...
>>571161840 norweegie fags are so fucking arrogant, self righteous and in love with themselves. They have some reason for it but it still is annoying as fuck. You will be over run by the mussies soon enough just like the rest of us.
>>571175940 You're welcome. Capital comes from the south that's why the owners of the larger companies are mostly from the south. Do you not understand how a country works? By your logic western Norway should keep all the wealth from the oil and gas industry. Anyway northern Norway has a bright future, hydrocarbon extraction will only grow and the mining opportunities in Finmark are not nearly exploited as much as they could be. But I guess you can't stop doing like your parents taught you, blame the south for your lack of success :)
>>571175914 You forgot to say: stupid, mad fucking Norwegian And again, you're wrong Because of my work, I've been on every continent ( including the poles) so I know who has and who doesnt have manners
For example: Serbia, Im sure you consider them scum - there I have never seen snyone Not put a hand over their mouths they all talk to you with respect I have spent at least a year in Norway and never even seen M of Manners, so shut the fuck up with your assumptions Scientists: 5 or even a 100 of them doesnt pay up for everyone else who is fucking retarded. I have a few examples: my friend's kid's teacher of biology didnt know that one chicken egg is one cell his english teacher asked him WHAT guns 'n' roses are A norwegian collegue of mine after I told him I have been to Tuisia asked me did I see the pyramides there A norwegian boss of the company that's involved with mine didnt know the capital of Russia I worjed with a lot of people who are in the educational system who also knew next to nothing Winter Olympic games? All different types of sliding on ice? Well you tell me, how msny countries except Norway are filled with mountains and snow throughout most of the year? Of course you're good at it when even grandparents and seniors do thuse sports as recreation. give you another example of how shit Norway is in sports, I will use Serbia again: that nation has won at least one gold medal in every sport in a world championship except football (7 million people) So what are you trying to prove? Culture? Shut the fuck up, you have no culture: source: I have been to 100+ countries and you have been to maybe two when you think you have culture. Compare your culture to Japanese, Chinese, fuck me, Serbian culture is sllkyhish comoared to yours. russetiden us shit. You get to enjoy one month if your life and its not even enjoyment, its overusing alcohol and thats all. That is not life. Source: thats the only good thing you experienced and you think how that is amazing.
>>571176580 >Our problem as of today is that we dont have enough people without a masters or bachelors degree, we dont have enough carpenters, plumbers etc. anymore Does that mean that they get paid good?
Fucking no, we don't have a bright future, you own 95% of Finnmark and all that cash will just end up in the south as it always does... Keeping everything is something else than getting a bit back, and we aren't getting anything back, we would be better off independent.
>>571179279 they should hire better teachers. in my experience, the teachers were absolute shyte. a buddy of mine in high school said he learned absolutely nothing from his teachers and that everything he had learned, he had learned from reading the textbooks.
also >all teachers go on strikes for a month after summer vacation for even more vacation and even more undeserved money
>>571178691 So all the people who will get employed in the mining and oil/gas industry will not benefit from increased activity? Try doing anything without help from the south. Oh that's right, you only know how to fish and complain.
>>571180267 >And at times where your shitty history books says we had lost already, battles were still going on in the unsurrendered north. Actually I'm interested in the WW2 in Scandinavia and I'm aware Norway has fought for around a month. So what. What you did afterwards was joining SS Nordland and SS Viking and your resistance was limited to not talking german to germans on the buses, lol.
I don't know where you got that from, where I live we were smuggling food into labour camps where they held captured Russians. The nazification of Nordland was very unsuccessful. We got our cities bombed and then burned by the Germans while you guys were treated like their little Aryan princesses...
>>571181267 > We got our cities bombed and then burned by the Germans I'm polish so don't give me that shit about your terrible conditions. >>571181253 Some haven't, besides, so what, we're talking about Norway
>>571176580 I'll bite back. I have been to 100+ countries due to my job, I am speaking generally. Not a single country has people imthat are dumb in such huge numbers. High-standard, high-education diploma owners that I usually work with come to their jobs stinking like week old sweat. Confirmed by my colleagues, confirmed by friends I have from Norway, confirmed by a few more anons in this very thread. Money doesnt make you better people. It is irrelevant that you have free healtcare and education when they are utter shit with prople that are horrible at their jobs. Your women ARE dumb like ass. Once for the sake of proving that in 2013 November I called a 30 year old chick from Norway in front of a few friends, put her on speakerphone and asked her is she watching the summer Olympic Games. She asked:"What are Olympic Games? I dobt play anything on my computer." Just go to a pub and start a conversation with one of them. Ask them have they ever read a book. You should know that yourself. Niggers, sandniggers and burkas - I have visited: Stord, Haugesund, Stavanger, Ålesund, Bergen, Lillehammer, Seljord, Brunkeberg and Kviteseid - niggers, sandniggers and burkas. Not just Ofko, your argument is invalid. Oslo does have must heroin addicts in the workd with over 200 yealy overdoeses, there are multiple documentaries confirming it, its a fact. Over 1000 years of culture? Does that mean that like back in the days you eat Amanita Muscaria snd go ravage villages, rape and murder women and chilrden and burn shit to the ground? That you still believe in Valhala? Blood Eagle? Is that what you think is culture? Dont insult your intelligence. Name one trait of that 1000 year okd culture that is still alive today. Sports - you ajd like 6 more countries actually participate in winter sports, whats the competition then? Most mental cases - google Kids on smarphones - rather make them read, play sports or just play with one another, rather than spending their lives being on webs
>>571182021 Well, I'd rather live anywhere in Norway than in 95% of English cities. I'll admit there are some nice places that haven't been taken over by immigrants and chavs but they are few and far between.
English people are also generally quite rude (saying please and thank you a lot does not make you polite alone)
>>571182115 you misunderstood. I'm saying that he didn't recieve any help from the teachers and his only source of information was the textbooks. why go to school while you can just sit at home and read the book? also the students who don't want to read the books by themselves end up with shit teachers as their primary source of knowledge and end up dropping out
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