Why are you not a satanist /b/?

>>571123231
it's for bald faggots with snakes

>>571123231
Because anything having to do with Abrahamic desert stories is retarded. And Levy was a faggot and not a Satanist anyways.

Because i'm not an edgy faggot, in high school, nor both

same reason I'm not a edgy emo

I see no reason to be one.

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>>571123708
>because I don't wanna end up with a name like Satan Xerxes Carnacki Lavey

/thread

But I am

>>571124029
Before anyone asks she goes by "Peach"

I doubt any faggot on 4chan knows the difference between a satanist and a devil worshiper.

>>571123231
Because I'm Jewish and it doesn't mix with satanism really nice.

i dont see myself as one, but unlike 99% of people, i at least understand what satanism actually is. egoism may not be my cup of tea, but i respect their world views

>>571124149
oy vey count my sheckles

>>571124029
sauce?

because is ass stupid ass any other religion ?

Because I am not an infantile idiot or a teenager with trust issues!!!

Grow the fuck up, adopt a proper, well established religion and respect human rights and other peoples' religions.

>>571123231
Because in this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>>571124142
Truuuuuuu

>>571123231
because i can be an atheist without playing halloween all year long.

If i become a satanist, can i still wear my fedora?

>>571124457
or at least normal fucking atheism, goddamn.

>>571124457
Satanism does. Another faggot who has no clue what satanism is.

>>571123231
we talking about true statanism or the fake made up bulllshit written by the guy in your pic that only autists and 14 yo cunts claim to be just to be edgy and cool.

>>571124808
That is Anton Lavey, the founder of the Church of Satan. Educate yourself, idiot faggot.

>>571124129

Any idea where I can find more of her delicious peaches?

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>>571124149

>>571124759
"Satanism" was born as a method of mocking the Catholic church in times of religious repression. There is no proper background to satanism because only an idiot would worship the god of evil.

As for the "church of satan" it has all the characteristics of a sect and a cult as valid as Westboro Baptist Church or the Branch Davidians

>>571124287
Oh yeah, real funny. That the first time i read this joke.

>>571124958
like he said, he is like the che guevara of satanism
nobody knows who he is, coolfags

>>571123231

Because I don't want to look like Ming The Merciless

>>571123231
I never really got the point.

>>571124457
adopt a well established religion like a mindless sheep? satanism is first and foremost about respecting life, that includes yours as well as any other being's. in the eyes of satanists, every living being is equal. joining a religious group just for the sake of belonging shows how shallow you are.

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Because I am a Thelemite

>>571125059
She had a couple of vids on Dailymotion, http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19aw2_peach-show-boobs_news
Check the related ones in the sidebar i bet theyre her

>>571125186
No, that is devil worshipping and occult

Modern satanism is totally different. Church of Satan is the furthest thing from a cult, stupid faggot cunt.

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>>571124129

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>>571123231
Because following modern Satanism,Christianity or Islam would just be herd mentality.

It's not a real religion. It doesn't stand for anything. You may as well say that that's what you do.

>>571123231
I get that satanism isn't devil worship for lots of people. It's a selfish, egoistical, narcissistic ideology, only a real asshole would get behind. Fuck satanists.

>>571125359
oh man that's hardcore bro

>>571123231
I'm not 14

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gotta love them satanists... countering them bible groups prostitutizing in school with this here gem...

>>571125769
its about being independent and not relying on others, because the only person you can rely on in the end, is only you, yes, that may be egoistical, but i see this as rational egoism. you dont drive over other people because that would be in conflict with one of the main points of people: live and let live

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Because I'm not a 14 year-old Manson fan anymore. The idea of submitting to my chaotic nature appeals to me far less than the idea of disciplining myself to pursue a clear and helpful path.

>>571125436
This guy is actually spitting truth. I've looked into it before.

>>571125359
sp00ky

>>571123231
Because I'm a conservative

>>571125769
Actually, that is the exact opposite of Satanism. Satanism teaches you not to be those things. Another uneducated, uniformed faggot.

>>571126108
main points of satanism*
fcuk

Satanism is only a way of living,

sex
drugs
everything is allowed, because satan allows to the human to live in his desires

>>571123231
Because the energy and "rituals" part in LaVey's bible was so retarded that it dismissed the idea as a whole for me.

>>571123231
because ive never needed 3spooky6edgy to make up for gross insecurities about my masculinity. were you bullied sweetheart?

>>571123231
because it's even more pointless than being a christian

Because im not a faggot

i like that the term satanism works as a filter. satanists do not let random trash to join them. if you have any interest in satanism, you find out about it yourself. no one is handing out pamphlets to people about joining satanism, no is going from door to door to draft people. the choice to embrace satanism can only come from you and you alone. no-one is forcing you to do it, no one tells you that you are wrong when you dont agree with satanism.

>>571125793
Not really...what started as an interest in occult philosophy just happened to grow into something different. I started reading Aleister Crowley his message hit me like an arrow through the heart.

>>571125889
10/10 would give to my kids

>>571124958
i know exactly who he is you dumb fuck. I'd bet money you dont even know the true origin of Satan. . This guy made just made his "satanic bible" to mock Christians, its not really satanism its just a polar opposite version of the bible. Satanism existed long before this fuck, and obviously you know nothing about it. Educate yourself.

Modern satanism preaches not to rely on other, to leave others alone unless they fuck with you, and if they do fuck with you, you have the right to fuck back. It teaches you not to be a emotional vampire and to be a strong person. It's basically alpha as fuck. Other religions teach you to be a weak, faggot ass beta.

But I hate all religion.

Because Anton's 'Satanic Bible' is a Nietzsche rip-off.

>>571127190
There are many sects of satanism, just like christianity. LaVey is the father of modern satanism. If you doubt that, you should kill yourself now, down's syndrome faggot douche.

>>571127097
>i started reading the failed poetry of a delusional heroin addict
>eat shit and cum on babies faces
oh man that's hardcore bro
you are like a young, hip Ozzy O

>>571127194
you're probably one of those people that thinks Stan and Lucifer are the same person too.
Whether youre a christian, satanist, or an atheist your still just a fucking sheep clinging to a faction.

>>571123231
Satan picks up Cthulhu's soap

>>571123231
Because it's one thing to believe and worship in a magical being chilling in the heavens, but a whole other beta thing to root for the guy that lost the first fight. like ok let's follow the guy that can't over throw the dandruff off their own head.

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>>571125591
My niggers

>>571127421
yea, modern stanism = fake bull shit fed to rebellious hipster fags. You think the upside down cross is satanic too dont you?

>>571127573
If you knew how to read, you would see that I have been saying that the whole thread you stupid faggot. No one in this thread knows shit except me. You should kill yourself.

>>571123231
Because I'm not 15 anymore.

>>571123231
Because it's boring.

>>571123231
Because I follow my own agenda. That aside, even if I agree with most of the views of modern satanism, I don't need to label myself with anything, really. Not even sure I know exactly about modern day satanism in detail, but at least I'm not a butt-fucking idiot equalising it with devil worship.

>>571127245
Don't forget the Randian parts. They're extra-retarded. At least Nietzsche had somewhat legit rationalizations.

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>>571127245

It's so much more than that. It's an attempt to merge the brilliance if Nietzsche, with the mediocrity of Ayn Rand. If Lavey was trying to look like a ridiculous faggot he succeeded like a motherfucker.

>>571128010
no need to rustle your jimmies because of a few beta nolifers. let them be part of an uneducated grey mass because thats the most their brain is capable of. following the majority, thats the way of their life

>>571127869
It's partially even used by the catholic church. There's a monestary in my hometown and they have upside-down crosses on two of the four towers. I was curious and asked somebody once and apparently it's the symbol of Pete as he was crucified upside-down.

>>571126108
> not relying on others
Oh. I bet you never attended school. You don't use roads. You don't drink water. You don't use electricity. You don't live in a country where a, army protects you.

>>571127513
Funny to hear you say that as Anton LaVey stole alot of Crowley's work (as well as others like Nietzsche etc) and put his own name on it. So in one perspective you are learning what Crowley taught aswell

Satanism is just as retarded as every other religion.

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>>571123231
Burn scum

>>571128697
i think you are confused, friendo
i am mocking your ridiculous "beliefs"

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>>571123231
BECAUSE I PRAISE THE SUN

>>571127074
True I suppose

Im not one but at least I know what the fuck it is

Fucking faggots ITT, educate yourself sometimes instead or better yet, fuck off back to facebook

>>571125359
thelema fag detected,
can I has joinings?

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>>571128690

Hey now, just because some of us need big government to hold our hands doesn't mean everyone does. Why I bet that anon could go to maybe Uganda, or maybe Cambodia are be on top of the food chain like he deserves, without shit like traffic laws, or volunteer fire departments to hold him back.

>>571128010
>>571128010
>No one in this thread knows shit expect me.
wow thats the most close minded statement ive read in this thread. If thats true then you would know satanism is morally closer Christianity than it is too that fake ass "modern satanism".

About twenty 13-year-old faggots are running off to Wikipedia to learn about what they are trying to talk shit about. I can hear their pea-brains trying to work.

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>>571129342
Nope, incorrect. PLEASE KILL YOURSELF. The world will appreciate it...

>>571129342
Why the fuck do you keep bringing up Christianity? Are you some kind of christfag? This thread wasnt about it

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>>571129534
watch it guys, this edge is sharp

>>571129727
remember kiddies its down the river NOT across the street

Satan doesn't exist...

Only god truly exists.

>>571125186
>god of evil
That's just other side's propaganda.
Just like democrats believe republicans are evil and republicans believe democrats are evil.

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>>571129727

>>571128454
the autism is strong with this one. Calling people alpha or beta just proves how beta you actually are. I love wrecking hipster fucks like you at shows and stealing your bitch, like its my fucking job.
>>571128652
well at least someone in here is educated.
>>571129054
praise on.

>>571129342
ITT: we cannot tell the difference between a slave based religion and a master based one

>>571129048
You dont know anything about my beliefs... you have probably just read the satanic bible and seen a documentary about Crowley and state your oppinion on that. It's quite obvious that you are just some wannabe satanist who talk more than you actually know. Join a grotto and grow up kid

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All the faggot betas in this thread who are learning what satanism is in this thread <<<

jihoigiougoi

>>571129827
>le edgy lol XD
He has a point, faggot, if you read through the thread most people have no fucking idea what they're talking about

>>571130293
>quite obvious that you are just some wannabe satanist
>join a grotto and grow up kid
these statements are so backwards that i am not even sure where to begin critiquing them.

oh well here it goes
>i am not a satanist (not sure where you got that)
>i am not a teenager (much like yourself)
>i have not read the satanist bible
>crowley was a try hard fagget (much like yourself)

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Oh, look. More anti-Christian rhetoric from people who don't actually know anything about Christian theology. How can you heathens complain about something when you don't even know what is?

Christian doctrine, about the only thing most of you know about Christianity, is the very tip of the iceberg. It is there for two reasons: 1. To make Christianity more digestible to the common public of 2,000 years ago; 2. To offer a narrative for a greater idea when there isn't one.

Biblical doctrine should be irrelevant to a Christian just as it is to an atheist. The problem with modern atheists, however, is that so many of them are not actually bright like they've been taught to believe by cultural Marxist filth, but their lack of faith comes from a complete lack of understanding of Christian theology.

The Bible does not have to be a series of literal accounts of supernatural shit going on for it to be valuable. Do you refuse to read fiction books because they're fictional? The majority of the most influential scientists, philosophers, leaders, and inventors were inspired by the wisdom BEHIND the stories. That is theology.

When you grow up and realize how embedded Christian values are in us, and us in them, you begin to understand that Christianity is a movement, started by a bunch of philosophers who held above all the ideal of human perfection - God. It is a movement which permits and encourages participation from all people, but is by and large a project for White civilization to slowly, through the stretch of time, become as perfect in every way as possible.

ANYTHING ELSE is a distraction from this. To warn about sin is to try to save one from themselves. Not so they don't burn in Hell or some bullshit, but so they don't let their animalistic tendencies ruin their civil lives. Laziness and rage are natural, but neither are very good for a person. We are not born perfect. We should not simply accept every flaw we have just because of "muh nature".

>>571130643
>most people have no fucking idea what they're talking about
that generally applies to most people anyways
it apples double for threads on /b/

acting like you are high and mighty because you know something that somebody on the internet doesn't makes you subject to flaming
welcome to the internet, do you like traps yet?

to be honest crowley made me cringe

>>571130169
yea i know all these dam sheep.
>>571129814
>implying chiristainty and satanism arent related
not even, just trying to educate on the difference between real satanism and the edge fag fake version for rebellious 14 yos like yourself. People following "modern satanism" might as well follow scientology too, both are written by self righteous no nothings with an imagination.

>>571125209
25$ for a "membership" is shill oh yeah don't forget your shitty merchandise either

>>571131228
>like yourself
Yeah no, Im not into it

>>571131214
>acting like you are high and mighty because you know something that somebody on the internet doesn't makes you subject to flaming
Fair enough.

Just like clueless retards are subject to flaming.

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>>571123231
Because I'm not trve kvlt

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There is but one path in life for the enlightened to tread(pic related)...

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>>571131228

WOAH now! I think you are going a bit far claiming that EL Ron, and Lavey had imaginations.

Say what you want about Scientology though, it is successful. For better or worse.

Satanism on the other hand, well, Lavey hated fucking rock music, and envisioned creating a pyramid scheme that the elites of western society would flock to. Except they didn't, and the only people to ever take him halfway seriously are fucking metal heads. What an awesome fucking legacy to leave behind.

>>571123231
being satanist is as retarded as being catolic

>>571129827
I am not a Satanist. If you knew how to read and not skim, you might have caught that.

>>571132320
you could be into dicks for all i care. you still dont get the relevance between the two.

>>571132692
Hubbard didn't want to create a pyramid scheme?

>>571123231
because i'm not in 5th grade

>>571133197
i didn't say you were a satanist
i said you were being edgy
but you only skimmed my post
you assume too much

>>571133531

Yes indeed, and he apparently succeeded in suckering in the people he wanted to. Lavey didn't.

Bottom is anyone that pays money to follow the rules that someone else came up with is a worthless piece of shit human being.

So yes, about 90% of the world's population is a worthless piece of shit who can't come up with their own moral, ethics and guidelines for living. They need to turn to some bullshit that previous stupid assholes wrote and claim them as fact.

>>571132692
i dont care what they envisioned or how successful they are, its still a load of shit. Its about the truth behind it not what fucking music genre is the best.

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>>571133826
Nice try, faggot. You tried to claim I was edgy for being a Satanist. You have been owned.

This is you <<<<

>>571123231

Because following a bad fanfic based on a bad fanfic of an ancient Ubermensch propaganda cult designed to usurp politiical pwoer just seems like a waste of my time.

>>571125889

PLEASE tell me that this is real.

>>571134050
you assume and imply too much
you will always be this way
sorry

Because Satan isn't real.

>>571123231

>Be Agnostic Omnist
>Don't have a need to believe shit, even if someone proves it
>Can't get shit for "not believing" anything either
>Also can't get shit for being one either


Feels pretty good to be a faggot. Satanism was on a list of choices I could have been.

>>571134289
No, I don't. I state fact. You pull bullshit out of your faggot, stretched out asshole. Try again.

Stupid faggot is a faggot.

>>571134050
you're obviously satanist, seeing how you're trying to defend so badly. im guessing your just not gonna claim it because deep down you know its shit and dont want to lose your credibility for defending it.
Ignore this guy, hes just gonna sink to insults we he cant win an intelligent arguement.

>>571123231

I do not know how to be one, I wouldnt mind having satanistic emblems throughout my house.


I enjoy meditation and all that shit about symbols and candles just gets me into the ''zone''.


Not much of a religious/spiritualistic kind of guy, outside that.

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>>571134914
Nope. Sorry for your wrong guess, faggot fuck.

Owned.

>>571129727

Thats the wrong way to do it, vertical, not horizontal.

because im not 12

>>571135175
my point. "look at me im trolling even though im actually emotionally invested in the argument"

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>>571135175
>nuh uh and
>FUCK YOU!!!!!11!

>>571135486
Cool, tell the fag who should kill himself.

>>571135681
The argument is over. Facts have already been stated and the uninformed faggots have failed.

At this point, when you accuse me of practicing a religion that I don't practice, you get owned.

>>571123231
because religions are bullshit now gtfo

Я русский, а значит я сатанист. Мы - русские - дети Бафомета, я уверен в этом.

>>571136035
lol what facts? only facts ive seen prove your a butthurt faggot lololol
>kill yourself
whatyearisit.jpg
sageeee

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All religion is bullshit, especially Christianity.

>>571136689
Except for the facts about modern Satanism. Try again, cock-swallower.

>>571126296
whine more faggot

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Satanists are cool, stylish and hip!

>>571123231
But Anon, I love Anton LaVey

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>>571137365
u got a problem, fogey???

I'm not 12.

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A neo-revolutionary in a sheeple world

>>571123231
It's pretty simple- if you believe in satan, you believe in God. Satan is not the opposite of god... that being an all-powerful being that's evil. Satan is just a fallen angel. No soul, no gender, no faith... just a servant. His only power is deceiving the stupid.

Not interested.

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black...... like his soul

>>571137049
That's Davis M. J. Aurini. He's a devout Christian.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=foLz0D_EmBg

>>571137526
Nein

>>571124142
One worships the self, the other worships a mythical desert story devil. Philosophy faggot here.

>>571138008
/thread

>>571138165
Anton LaVey teaches to worship ones self as our own God

>>571138008
*tips fedora*

>>571134240
It's real all right. It's hilarious, too.
http://thesatanictemple.com/campaigns/religious-literature-for-schools/

>>571138485
The fuck are you doing with these pics of Aurini? Why are you painting him as a Satanist?

>>571138749
OP is 11.

>>571123231
I'm not actually a proper satanist. I'm just a demon worshipper.
DEMON DEMON DEMON IN THE MORNING!
DEMON DEMON DEMON IN THE EVENING!
DEMON DEMON DEMON IN MY URETHRA!
AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT - YEAH!

>>571137526
>fedora

>>571123231
because all religions are gay in general, they are for low iq suckers who need "guidance" when we should be teaching independent thinking and promoting selfawareness

>>571139000
dem trips mate
also satanism is about independence and selfawareness. Just saying.

>>571138749
Is that you Aurini? Aurini is a known shameless self-promoter on /b/

>>571139000
>because all religions are gay in general, they are for low iq suckers who need "guidance" when we should be teaching people how to be selfish assholes instead (because that's so much better than to be a plain atheist).
Fixed.

>>571139143
That's not satanism. It's something someone decided to call satanism. I bet you think the Necronomicon was something more than just a fictional story prop.

>>571139180
I'll take a shameless self-supporter over a shameful silent defiler any day.

Are you a Jew?

>>571138749
All satanists are christians.
Satanists are christians who reject following religious dogma, but they still believe that there was something holy and good in that dogma, because they think that they can only be assholes without it. They're still christians - they're just distancing themselves from the christian god.

>>571139143
no independence and self awareness is seeing no color as truth and no numbers as solid it is coexisting without being forced to coexist with only people who agree with what you believe in and not having to "follow" something to be something else

>>571139443
thanks lol

>>571131001
Well said.

>>571123231
Joy of Satan

>>571139602
Aurini beat me up, just like he did to his wife. topkek m8

>>571123231
Rothschild pls go

>>571140489
Oh, I get it - you have special needs don't you?

Sorry about being so mean to you earlier. Your opinion is just as valuable as anyone else's. good job!

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>2014
>not worshiping nature

enlighten yourself faggot

>>571141150
ty based aurini. sorry for saying you were wearing a fedora, anyone with an elementary knowledge in the art of haberdashery would know that it was in fact a trilby.

>>571141396
Fucking illuminati. Fucking 13 families and whoever is behind those fags.