I just wanna be naked on the internet for a sec
When i was 10 i kept saying guess what chicken butt all the time i was ten fuck you so then my step dad does it back but he keeps doing it all sardonicly and i see the error of my ways so as a plan to get his attention off of it I went to my bedroom and jumped out the window first floor dont worry im okay he gets mad cuz we live in alaska and hes all dont jump out the window god dammit if you break that window your going to freeze to death and he spanked me and i said I did it to get you to stop so tgat kids is how i learned the error of my ways bye thabks for reading
It will be for more than a sec sweetie. Now come over here so I can slap those fun bags around a while. Then you're going to drink piss. No, it's not mine, you have to earn my fluids you stupid whore.
you're in luck, I love salami.
jesus, get the fuck out of this thread with your shitty small cocks.
Here ya go...
To the one dickbag: I thought 'beef curtains' was just another term for vagina. But if you're inferring that I have saggy labia, I respectfully disagree
Bitch, your tits look like the outside of a balloon that isn't fully blown up.
Much like pic
Its honestly been too long since I've seen a sharpie in a pooper
i fucking love you
today, op was not a faggot at all
>all these beta fucks