I need 2 fucking lobsters and 3 medium-rare steaks done, now!
Don't fucking overcook them like the last time!
Yes chef!
Is mayo an entrée?
Fuck off chef ya yellin faggot
ON IT CHEF!
>>571029149
Get the fuck out of my fucking kitchen, you fuckmunch!
Lobster up chef
>>571030053
*throws plate at wall*
ITS FUCKING RAW YOU COCKHOLE!
DO IT AGAIN
I... I don't know what I did wrong!
>>571028878
>>571028878
Doom awaits his meal chef. Time is waisting. Serve Doom.
Lobster up again chef!
>>571030583
Come here for a second...
THIS STEAK IS SO FUCKING BLACK, SOMEONE JUST MADE A NIGGER JOKE ABOUT IT!
Another steak, pronto!
>>571030857
My apologies, doom. I wasn't aware I'd hired a pack of fucking trained monkeys to work in my kitchen.
>>571030975
Good, good, fine, that'll have to fucking do.
Enjoy your lobster, Doom.
New lobster up chef!
>>571028878
One steak is ready, chef!
>>571031020
Sorry Chef!
How is this one?
>>571031453
>>571031470
OH LORD ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE
YOU MONKEYS CAN ACTUALLY COOK THIS SHIT
KEEP IT UP
I ordered a drink from you guys and it accidentally my hand, do I get a refund?
>>571031538
*slaps chef*
ARE YOUR EARS AS MENTALLY RETARDED AS YOUR BRAIN>
I ASKED FOR STEAK, NOT LAMB
TAKE IT BACK
>>571028878
TABLE 8 STILL WAITING ON ENTRÉES!!!
>>571031641
IDIOT WE DONT SELL THAT DRINK HERE
AND WE DONT ALLOW OUTSIDE DRINKS IN HERE EITHER
TAKE YOUR ASS OUT OF MY FUCKING RESTAURANT AND ACCIDENTALLY YOUR DRINK SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>571031538
LOOKS LIKE REGURGITATED DOG SHIT!!!
>>571031192
Be greatful Doom has his drink. Hurry your slaves. Or must Doom give a present to your workers
>>571031870
TELL THEM TO FUCKING WAIT, SNAILS COULD COOK FASTER THAN THIS
I like this thread
>>571028878
IT'S BURNED
>>571031885
yes, chef. I have prepared this for you, chef
>>571031981
Again, my apologies, Doom.
Would Doom care to peruse our wine menu while he waits?
just give them this, chef. they're fucking high and they won't know the difference.
another steak up chef!
>>571032032
12 SNAILS CHEF
>>571031981
TAKE YOUR FUCKING STUPID SUIT, LEAVE MY KITCHEN.....AND FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE.................fucking idiot
>>571032253
FINE FINE
AT LEAST THIS SHIT IS BETTER THAN THE CRAP THESE ASSHOLES HAVE BEEN SHITTING OUT TONIGHT
Scallops ready to go, chef
>>571032275
>>571031724
FUCK!!
Heh...
>>571032180
So be it. Hopefully they know what wine is
>>571031981
>>571032381
Doom, please forgive this wanker for disrupting your evening. Please, enjoy this complimentary wine while we escort him out.
entrees for table 8 up
TABLE 8!!! I NEED TABLE 8!
>>571032431
I NEVER ASKED FOR ANY FUCKING SCALLOPS
>>571032535
you're gonna escort the owner out of his own resteraunt?
>>571032645
>>571032671
GOD THIS PIG LOOKS SO SEXY I COULD JUST FUCK IT HERE AND NOW
TABLE 8 UP
the houses finest wine, perfect for steak and lobster.
>>571032381
A gift from Doom to you
and if any dare to respond back to Doom
punishment will be served more perfect than any of these entrees
lobsters up chef
milk steak almost ready chef!
>>571032698
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER I AM THE OWNER
SEE? MY FUCKING NAMEBADGE SAYS SO
>>571032535
You stupid fucking imbecile..... JUST FUCK OFF!!!
>>571032871
>>571032917
Enjoy your complimentary wine, Doom
>>571032919
THAT'S NOT A LOBSTER YOU KNOBHEAD, THAT'S A CHILD IN A LOBSTER COSTUME, OUT.
YO CHEF, CHECK THIS SHIT
>>571032972
SECURITY
GET THIS NIGGER OUT OF MY KITCHEN
>>571033136
Doom shall
>>571033206
Chef I got the right lobster
>>571033136
yo man good call on giving doom that 5 dollar bottle of wine we all took turns pissing in. serves that pompus niggercunt right
FAGGOTS
YOU HAVE NOT MANAGED TO ANNOY DOOM TO THE POINT OF WORLD DOMINATION
KEEP THIS UP AND I WONT FIRE ALL OF YOU
>>571032473
lmao the ovens making a face
.........Chef??..........
>>571033480
ASSHOLE THATS THE ONE I GAVE THE NIGGER THAT JUST LEFT
DO YOU REALLY THINK IM FUCKING STUPID
>>571033480
DOOM HAS BEEN GIVIN WHAT!
>>571033364
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE; CHINA?! WE DON'T EAT DOG!
>>571033334
YOU WERE ONE OFF YOU FUCKING IMBECILE, YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
>>571033364
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
>>571033656
>>571033679
My apologies Doom, just a miscommunication. Your wine is very much piss-free.
do you serve hot dogs here?
>>571033295
YOUR A USELESS SACK OF SHIT. TAKE YOUR APRON AND GET OUT. LAZY CUNT
FUCKING CHEF
>>571033656
no chef! sorry chef..
good thing we pissed in them all..
>>571033679
FUCK YOU DOOM YOU DRANK MY PISS VIVA LA REVOLUTION! LATVERIA LIBRE!
>>571028878
I'm just getting it in the oven chef!
>>571033840
FUCKHOLE YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE ONE I BOUGHT WITH ME ESPECIALLY FOR DOOM
I EVEN MADE SURE IT STAYED SEALED WHEN I BROUGHT IT HERE
>>571033817
And how much longer must Doom await this meal. If it takes this long it must be tastier than the meals from the halls of Asgard
>>571033364
>>571034051
Apologies, Doom. Your main dish is served.
Lobster a la Dog.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
SHUT IT DOWN!
Ayy, is this McDonalds?
>>571033820
ONE HOT DOG COMING UP
>>571028878
I made some pizza for you, chef. Extra Fromunda cheese. Bon appetit.
>>571033914
Doom
shall
conquer
your
very
soul
and
dreams
>>571034204
good thing we all shit in the lobster tank
>>571034234
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER
>>571034264
Doom, no need to worry. I personally ensured t
Chef, your fucking handycapped kitchen staff just served me this instead of my fucking steak.
>>571034246
AHH. you burnt it.
I'll still eat it though
Risotto up, Chef!
>>571034204
Doom finally waits no longer
>>571034264
you're just mad susan storm won't put out for you
>>571034351
I personally ensured that your wine was contaminant-free
>>571034483
the whore shall never be within my sights with my final plan being finished
>>571034471
Would Doom care to peruse our dessert menu while he eats?
>>571034467
TAKE THAT RISOTTO AND STICK IT RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS.
Guys have any grapes ?
>>571034246
can I get some fucking hot sauce please?
>>571033949
Oh shit chef.. we got a problem from when i slapped it in to cook..
>>571034686
Yes, chef. Right away, Chef
So is it possible cooking steaks to order on a flat grill? We have a hard time making them anything other then medium well to well done.
Same with our burgers.
Any tips?
>>571034718
*shotguns*
>>571034685
Doom would like to have this dessert
>>571034727
Here you are, sir.
>>571028878
>>571034826
Your obviously a useless sack of shit
>>571034918
Ah, the passionfruit cheesecake with hand-made mango sorbet?
A fine choice, Doom.
>>571028878
Ramsay I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I MISSED YOU.
>>571034351
HAHA Fuck you. How the fuck am I an imposter?
>>571034840
How about a nice bowl of chex mix ?
>>571028878
Ive missed you ramsay please make love to me<3
>>571035090
Dessert is up chef!
i hope Doom enjoys his uh.. "cheesecake"
>>571035090
The passionfruits are drying up chef, what do we do?
>>571035090
Got it chef here you go doom one ramen sunday, the hous speciality
OH GOD
THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING HAPPY
SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP THIS
>>571035485
YOU FORGOT THE PLATE FUCKNUT
>>571035059
OH. that's my sauce!
you all got any leftovers I can take to Tyrita?
>>571028878
Please fulfil my naughtiest dreams!!
>>571035573
No time to admire the thread. get to fucking cooking!!!!
>>571035732
Mistakes on dessert?
>>571034247
It better be an artisan pizza .
>>571035573
YES CHEF
>>571035751
Ive never been penetrated by a black man. Can I taste your hotdog?
Tastes like shit ramsay
>>571036032
Doom, please spare the scourge that was responsible for this.
*to kitchen*
ANOTHER PASSIONFRUIT CHEESECAKE WITH MANGO SORBET
AND DONT FORGET THE PLATE THIS TIME
>>571036101
sure thing baby, just add a little salt and it's good to go.
>>571036242
>>571036242
SHIT NO MORE CHEESE CAKE CHEF WE ARE OUT OF KRAFT SINGLES!
>>571036032
Hey want in on some super hero action big boy?
>>571036526
LIAR HAVE YOU GONE BLIND
*opens fridge and cupboards*
SEE HERES THE INGREDIENTS RIGHT HERE
10 MINUTES MAX
AND ITD BETTER BE FUCKING READY
I just need to use the bathroom chef. I'll pay the bill as soon as I get out. honest.
>>571036242
When those who make mistakes with Doom make mistakes I take hold of whats very dear to them. The lives of their loved ones. Let Doom not have to say this again
>>571036676
ALRIGHT CHEF I MELTED 20 KRAFT SINGLES ONTO A HUNK OF FROZEN MANGO KOOLAID ITS GOOD TO GO!
>>571036676
Sorry chef! cheesecake up
I is still waiting for my je.... juice my juice.
>>571036912
THATS NOT A CHEESECAKE
THATS A WHITE PIECE OF SHIT ON A PLATE
DO IT RIGHT
>>571036898
did someone say koolaid?
oh chef, let me get a taste before I go, please!
>>571036984
does captain America know your here?
>>571037062
Only if I can tongue your dirty nigger anus.
RAMSAY IM STILL WAITING ON MY APPLE TARTER!!
>>571037047
Alright cheezcake cumming up!!
>>571037154
Why should that be an issue i love the alli... er america.
>>571037198
fuck it.
IT'S A DINE N DASH TYRITA, RUN
>>571036984
Here you are Mr. Hitler. Sorry to keep you waiting.
>>571037432
lucky we called the cops when he was in the toilet