/b/ aeronautics reporting in. all systems ago OP. waiting to replace balloons.
What im gonna do it piss in my panties while sitting on the toilet and change my panties before i leave the bathroom. Ill hide them deep in my dirty clothes bin til tomorrow to wash them.
Space frog reporting in. Where's that youtube link to that space song?
Houston this is Supply,
Spacefrog mission will expect delays!
our engines have hit an unexpected error. half of our engine has failed, repairs are expected.
it's more satisfying standing up, believe me. Do it in the bathtub.
ALL SYSTEMS STANDING BY, WAITING FOR OP AND HIS BALLONS
I'll dump my gay porn folder to prove it. Everyone knows OP is a faggot
Spacefrog this is Supply,
Your mixture will arrive later than expected.
It is advised that you hold off on major movement until arrival.
OP said he had to run to the store to get more ballons
Fuck you I'm OP>>571027352
Yeah I'm OP, fuck anyone else.
I'm on my way down to the store currently.
Last time I was there the employee asked me what they were for that I "looked hurried".
Told her the truth "It's for a frog in space".
She just kept blowing them up and looked at me
Fuck all of you, I'm OP
>OP posted pic of two year-old bottle of fermenting piss, asked what do
>/b/ says float that shit with helium until space frog can drink the nectar
>OP drives to store to get balloons
>thread is bumped with piss vids and discussion
>OP posts pic of balloons in back of car
OK, we're up to speed? Let's feed the space frog!
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK SIR, WE WILL BE WAITING FOR THE DELIVERY
>She just kept blowing them up and looked at me
ask if you can take a photo of her so she can go down in /b/ history
this, a fucking strobe light if possible
Only a fag like OP would be this gay
OP is sending a bottle of piss into space. You hijack his thread by mentioning your age and gender, then you won't even support him with timestamp and tits?
>SOMEBOODY SHOULD MAKE THIS FUCKING COVER!!! Would /b/ the /b/est fucking anthem evaaaar...
Forgot the pic
When i was 10 i kept saying guess what chicken butt all the time i was ten fuck you so then my step dad does it back but he keeps doing it all sardonicly and i see the error of my ways so as a plan to get his attention off of it I went to my bedroom and jumped out the window first floor dont worry im okay he gets mad cuz we live in alaska and hes all dont jump out the window god dammit if you break that window your going to freeze to death and he spanked me and i said I did it to get you to stop so tgat kids is how i learned the error of my ways bye thabks for reading
For those who actually have the piss fetish, I could use some help in here:
I'll keep bumping with SpaceX pics.
I WAIT FOR THE RETURN OF THE WHIZZARD
WAIT FOR THE WHIZZARD
WAIT FOR THE WHIZZARD
bump with piss stories
>be me at party
>kid passes out
>people begin to piss in his shoe
>someone shit in his other shoe and put it back on him
>mfw I put my ball sack on his face
Fuck it since my threads won't stay alive I'll dump some favorite pics here
oh. that's disappointing. I'm an actual femanon and I frequently feel like the only girl with this fetish. To make matters worse, I'm a lesbian.
We've gotten word from space frog, he's ready to accept the payload
just bumping with random shit now
I wanna see freg not kil
I'm back I'm back!!
hang on, if you must!
Femanons who will actually admit to it are rare. Does anyone close to you know about this?
Only my guy friends who I felt were just as perverted as I am.
good to see space frog is having a good time
though i will say its hard to do this at home i at a gf back when i was 16 with this fetish and tbh shes the one who got me into it. It sucks too considering theres not many ways i can do anything about it.
sadly no, too dark.
COUNT DOWN BEGINS!
Gentlemen......let us pray......Stage 1 SET!
NIIIIGGA U BETTER MAKE A FUCKING VIDEO Cause all this fucking wait for a pic of it leaving... u better go buy a GoPro and attach it to the bottle or something... and write a note for the person to upload the video or just give the camera back or something...
>DO IT ASSHOLE! FAGGOT! NIGGER! OP! ANON! PENIS! PISS! FROG! IM RETARDED!
No, the message is FOR spacefrog.
Also, ANYONE FIND THE SECRET MESSAGE ON THE PAPER YET!?
STAGE 2 FINISHED!
COUNT IT DOWN ANONS!!!!
The day /b/ made history.
Captcha is countdown
WE HAVE LIFT OFF!
WE HAVE LIFT OFF!
this is Supply!
Mixture 1 is off and going!
2 meters/sec and counting.
Engines look fine.
SCIENCE SPEED SPACE FROG!!!!
CONTROL ROOM HERE! WE HAVE LIFT OFF! WE DID IT /B/!! WE DID IT!!!
I can't see shit, but I believe. History is being written people!
YES OP YES I FUCKING LOVE YOU I OWE YOU A BLOWJOB JESUS CHRIST
OP sent a bottle of piss into space to reunite with space frog.
WE DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I'm so fucking depressed and lonely that it feels good to laugh.Fuck you I'm happy to be here.
As OP I decide it is time to reflect on not only Space Frog, but ourselves.
We take for granted the great luxuries we are given on a daily basis.
Space frog is in a cold, unforgiving environment.
Give him your thoughts /b/....we are all up there with him