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Okay /b/.

I pissed in this bottle roughly 2 years ago.

I just found it in my garage, undisturbed, so wtf do I do with it???
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drink it obviously
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>>571009838

Yup. This.
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ask 4chan
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>>571009838
Something more along the lines of me not having to drink/eat/stick my dick in this.
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>>571009740
Funnel it into a balloon and throw it at a business man. Make sure it's early in the morning so it really fucks up their day.
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Put it into a blender, along with some bananas, cream, strawberries and milk. Give it to a friend and tell him/her that it's a shake.
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>>571009953
Do a hero
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>>571009740
Didnt we already have this discussion not more than 2 or 3 hours ago?
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>>571010216
holy shit this is funny.
>>571010225
That's evil...I don't think even Ozium would be able to contain the smell
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spill it on someones rug. it'll really tie the room together. obvious much
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Inject into into blood stream
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>>571010390
said I would repost since everyone shit the bed in the last thread
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>>571010578
is it.. black?
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>>571010578
Funnel, put in but, pour in funnel, pee out your poop
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Come ON /b/.

I have an expertly aged, perfectly good bottle of 2012 Chateu de Piss here and nobody knows what to do?
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sell it.
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>>571010685
in all honesty it's probably just a contained black hole, science only knows what the fuck is going on in this bottle.

I'm kind of perplexed as to what in the flying fuck is sitting at the bottom....
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>>571011040
The frog is getting thirsty, send it to space
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>>571010578
Sorry bro, but you aint got shit on r9k
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>>571011215
That's actually a pretty awesome idea....I live in LA, so eventually the balloons would pop and fall... if I lightly loosen the cap, upon impact it would fucking explode.....anon! YOU'VE DONE IT!
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>>571011405
yes, do this. Or go to the top of some building and throw it on someone famous.
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>>571011405
Thanks bro. Post pics. How does it smell
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Puts it in a squirt gun and spray people with it
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>>571011781
Funny enough my buddy lives in the same area as Drake....anons giving me ideas. Most likely will end up with me being sued...make a good story though.
>>571011857
Haven't opened it.....should I?
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>>571011405
Do it or forever be a nigger
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>>571012049
Yes please.
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>>571012049
open that shit. post pics
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>>571012049
Holy fuck yes shit in it too
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>>571012215
>>571012332
>>571012479
>>571012557
I always try to deliver....
Give me a minute to open it in a safe area..
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>>571009740
If dubs, then drink.
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>>571012782
Perhaps a hazmat suit is necessary?
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>>571012049
if you throw it as someone famous Make sure to make a video of it.
get that shit on the news
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>>571012782
Now we wait
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>>571013251
>new ;D
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>>571012883
well
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>>571009740
Add a little water. Put in microwave. Open. Take deeeep breath. Enjoy.
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hurry up, OP.
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surely op will deliver
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>>571012049
OP must pour the bottle out on drake, and yell out:
" BLESSED ART THOU WHO BATHE IN THE WATERS OF THE SEA OF PISS! NOW STAND AND BE REBORN AS A DECENT PERSON!
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>>571013728
>>571013919
I will fuckers, I'm not a faggot.

Wait another few minutes.
Fiance found my decontamination center, asking a lot of questions....she's getting in the way /b/.....i think she'll need to be taken care of....
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Suck my ass
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>>571014268
Kill her before she discovers any more
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>>571014268
Tell her to buy an avocado
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>>571013728
>>571013919
Pictures inbound.
>smell
10/10 mobile pisser.
It's honestly one of the worst stale smells I've ever smelt.
If 100 homeless people could piss in a car everyday, then leave the car in the sahara for a while, add a dead body and some habanero.
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>>571014281
>>571014406
>>571014978
keep the thread going fuckers
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>>571014281
bring a straw cause you're gonna suck my ass
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>>571015204
Once she gets the avocado, put a bit of avocado inside of the bottle
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>>571015204
Did somebody say.... BAMP?
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Dump it on your mother, father, or siblings.
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>>571015204
>>571015272
Here we begin
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>>571015204
Ok so now for the balloons. Also pour a little in the house, and when your fiancée asks what that smell is say you can't smell anything and she should get checked out
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bamp
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>>571015428
i did
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>>571015204
WAIT PUT THAT SHIT IN A BLENDER WITHOUT THE COVER ON IT
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>>571015515
well....no
>>571015538
That just ruins the place for everyone
>>571015624
FUCK that.
I want to use this for a special someone who doesn't know it's coming
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another bamp
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>>571015887
This nigga put on gloves
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>>571015887
It made this super loud hissing noise from carbonation
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>>571016037
Fuck nigga I'd put on gloves too
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>>571009740
Drink up faggot
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>>571016037
Motherfucker, do you know what kind of bacteria in that?
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>>571016054
Cum in it as well if possible
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Drink it.
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>>571015887
Well then, nigger, boil it and scrape off any remaining residue that didn't evaporate and eat it,
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>>571016054
you only drank soda, OP?
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>>571016212
You look rich, have someone do it for you
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>>571016231
This is a possibility. I'll see what I can do.

>>571016276
what?
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>>571016212
Pee itself is sterile.
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>>571016054
I wager it's like a fine wine that gets better with age. Bottoms up OP
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>>571016408
House maids don't come until monday, fiance isn't cleaning a fucking thing. She's useless
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>>571016525
he's referring to carbonation. It can't happen to contained piss.
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>>571016563
myth
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>>571016660
Well I don't know what it was, but shit was hissing.
I'm not a piss expert
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>>571016626
So are you sending to space or what
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>>571016808
Released gases from some kind of decomposition.
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>>571016525
take a mean shit in it
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>>571016808
You have angered the piss gods. Now you must drink it or perish
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>>571016626
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that's the secret formula of cocacola
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>>571016897
That's what I'm asking YOU fuckers.
>>571016921
sounds more logical
>>571016926
My shits are FAR too massive to fit in this thing. I'd miss.
>>571016947
Not good
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Bumpity
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>>571009740
open it up and pour it out, it should now have a decent amount of phospherous and explode upon contact with oxygen.
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>>571016897
I'm on board with this.
>OP is rich as fuck
>OP can afford duct tape and a model rocket
>lest we forget OP retains his nigger status until he delivers
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>>571017134
Yes bitch what else is thee to do
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more bumps
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>>571017134
WTF OP SPACE FROG IS THIRSTY
GET IT TO SPACE NOW!!!!
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Awaken the monster trapped within
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This is for fucking science lets go get your ass in gear
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>>571017316
I have a DJI Phantom Vision i could use to take it up, unfortunate thing is my brother is using it until tomorrow night. So we would have to wait unless I could do helium balloons like the old fuck from UP
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You must Drink it. 안그래?
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>>571009740
Let space frog have some. Send that care package up to space.
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>>571017134
OP space frog will die of ducking dehydration if you don't launch that shot over to him!
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>>571017329
>>571017316
>>571017548
>>571017345
Okay fuckers, how many balloons would I need to carry up a fully contained 32oz vitamin wateR?????
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>>571017586
So are you taking your neighbors kid and a stray with it too?
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>>571017793
hahahaha if only

BTW my whole fucking house smells now
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>>571017783
a dozen
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>>571017783
Bruh, pour it out and watch it explode. dont be a pussy
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>>571017783
If you're asking us for science advice you might as well be asking a dog for directions to the nearest shitter
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>>571017710
hangerae?
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>>571017783
/b/ is good tonight
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>>571017783
As many balloons as you can inflate before fainting of not breathing enough
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>>571017783
You're so rich, don't get balloons. Model rocket or let the thread die
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>>571017964
>>571018001
>>571018015
Do you fuckers want to be responsible for space frogs death!"?
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>>571018226
You need helium dipshit
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>>571018291
Nigger we want to give him sustenance
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>>571018261
Is Big 5 or some shit open around now? They have model rockets?
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>>571018261
This and do it above a crowded area
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>>571018226
holy shit, a new level of retardation has been achieved
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>>571017783
10 will do no prob
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>>571018291
Okay /b/ let's get our shut together. Let's put together our clusterfuck of cancer ridden minds and think of a solution. The life of our dear space frog is on the line
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>>571018392
Fucking this. hue
>>571018425
THEN GIVE ME THE NUMBERS!
WHAT.DO.I.NEED.TO.MAKE.THIS.HAPPEN.
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>>571018226
nigga, you high?
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>>571018680
18 balloons or 1 big fucking balloon.
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>>571018680
GO TO THE NEAREST PARTY STORE AND BUY AS MANY BALLOONS AS YOU CAN TAKE
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>>571018681
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>>571017783
10-15
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>>571018680
start from 10
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>>571018867
make it 1 big fucking balloon
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>>571018680
You better be in the fucking car right now on you're way to the store
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>>571009740
pour it in your neighbors mail
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>>571019215
this would be easier
mail the piss to space frog
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>>571009838
rinse the solids with alcohol...evap the alcohol away....then grind the material to a fine powder....mix one teaspoon of the powder with distilled water and drink...you my son have inadvertently discovered the philosophers stone of yore...will cure all illness...or you can save it up and increase the volume until you have enough to make the red stone...choose wisely.
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If the thread dies make another one ASAP
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>>571019354
I'll call Elon Musk and ask to hitch a ride with SpaceX
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This is a very important thread. Bump.
Stay strong, OP.
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>>571019215
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>>571019431
>philosophers stone of yore
lolwut
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>>571017963
i say save some and put it in someones drink, preferably coke, and/or put it on a soap dispenser :3
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>pour piss in a clean vitamin water bottle
>go to store a store place it along with other vitamin waters
>scrape yellowish/brownish sediment fromold bottle
>put it in capsules
>sell as molly
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>>571019490
Leave it on your neighbors door step and ring the bell
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i think by now you should be able to cut and snort it
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>>571019490
I like you op, don't mess it up by not sending it to space. Out if curiosity, how rich are you?
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>>571019567
Is THIS what we're doing?
Does /b/ approve?????
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>>571019807
fuck yes
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>>571019840
what are you 12?
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>>571019993
Is that even a question?
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>>571019993
Yes faggot we said that a while ago when the thread started
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>>571009740
Fellow Kings bro?
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>>571020054
A little on the inside
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>>571019993
> does /b/ approve
Does it look like we want space frog to die?
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>>571019993
I still like the idea of pissballoons.
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>>571019807
Yes. This.
>>571020054
My mom said I was 23 age-wise, so that must mean I can come on 4chan
>sarcasm for you idiot
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>>571009740
>Cut the bottle
>Use something to remove the piss of the bottle >inhale like cocaine
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hurry up faget, we dont have all day
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>find a paki or Indian
>tell it's cow's piss
>watch as s/he pour it on him/herself
>you're not the cow god of currystan
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>>571020235
fellow Kings bro
>>571020268
Nope
>>571020278
ehhhhh
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>>571020085
>>571020137
>>571020268
>>571020278
>>571020427
Heading down to dollar store now.

Give me 10ish minutes?
It's right down the street but I don't want to lose the thread
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>>571020463
Get to the store quick you fuck
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>>571020603
You didn't answer my question. How rich r u
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>>571020603
bumping with pics of my waifu
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bumping with piss
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>>571020603
we will keep it going, just hurry it up
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bumping for op
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>>571020603
bumping with tits
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>>571020765
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>>571020704
>living right near a dollar shop
>rich
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>>571009740

Im screencapping this epicness
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bumpity bump
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Someone better be archiving this shit
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>>571020939
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>>571020943
please do and post so I can save
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>>571021064
keep it alive
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>>571021064
why. just why.
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>>571021094
ill do a compilation image tomorrow
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>>571020235
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bump
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bump
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Sooooo while we wait for OP, how does this make everyone feel?
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>>571020603
>TAKE PISS BALLOONS
>GENTLY PLACE THEM ON THE GRAVE OF SEMEN REZNIK IN THE HOLLYWOOD FOREVER CEMETERY
>LEAVE NOTE SAYING "THANKS GRANDMA HEIL HITLER"
>TAKE A PICTURE FOR US
>TAKE THE REST AND PUT IT ON THE GRAVE OF MEL BLANC
>LEAVE A NOTE THAT SAYS "WHAT'S UP, DOC? ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>TAKE MULTIPLE PICTURES FOR EVIDENCE
>TIMESTAMP PICTURES
>GO HOME
>SHOVE YOUR USELESS FIANCE UP YOUR ASS
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>>571021420
I feel bad for the mouse.
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>>571020920
also some webm's
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At first i was scared shitless to read this thread, and now...... I'm laughing so hard my sides feel like their going to rip. You guys are so fucking sick...my kind of people.
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>>571021469
go to bed
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>mfw OP delivers
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>>571021254
'cause it's fucking hot
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>>571021510
This is just nature taking it course. A mouse fed to a snapping turtle by a human... nature bro
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>>571021420
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>>571021420
Queasy.
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bumping
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OP here....hows space frog doing?????
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>>571021702
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>>571021268
start working on it while we wait for OP
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>>571021727
why not pieces of annoying children?
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>>571021527
and ass
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>>571021802
alive and well, waiting on its master.
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>>571009740

obviously you piss in it again and check back in another 2 years!
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>>571021702
Yes it is. Please post moar.

You got any underwear pissing ones?
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>>571009740
Drink it in memory of hotwheels
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>>571021802
hurry up! he's thirsty!
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Here's another way to get a frog into space
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>>571019431
Jesus this killed me
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>>571021802
get plenty of balloons
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>>571018015
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>>571022017
Older fatter Ariana Grande. Fuckin gross.
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>>571016054
granite counters?
damn OP youre right
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>>571021913
because thats not natural
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>>571021927
and more webms
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All sistems ready, waiting for OP and the package for space frog
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>>571022369
says who faggot
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>>571021802
ask cashier about space frog
cashiers know lots bout space frogs
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>>571021549
YOU'RE TOO GAY TO BE REAL
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>>571022369
Pfft pleb
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>>571022413
Sistems?
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>Funnel into balloon
>fill remaining space in balloon with fresh piss
>wedge behind the tire of your neighbors car
>wait
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>>571022004
damn right I do
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So much love for OP
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it's happening
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Shameless bump
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who is space frog?
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this reminds me

i had to piss in a bottle while sitting in traffic for 2 hours

its still in the car..been over a week
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>>571022534
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>>571021164
Please more pantwetting girls.

Posting the only one I've got.
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>>571022326
Not to expensive, looks like my bathroom cabinet. Stuff from Lowe's.
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>>571022464
don't call me a faggot im serious
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>>571022501
IF I SAY SISTEMS IT IS SISTEMS DAMMIT DONT YOU DARE CORRECT ME I'M A SPACE ENGINEER I KNOW WHAT IM DOING
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>>571022638
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-06-07/jQE9b.jpg
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>>571022693
Piss in a bottle part 2, electric boogaloo
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>>571022578
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>>571022798
faggot
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>drink it
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>>571022534
>>571022723
Oh hell yes.

MOAR please.
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>>571022401
sauce???
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>>571022887
ill make a part 2 thread in 2 years
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This thread sucks nigger cock
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>>571022693
Amateur
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>>571009740
Get a number of helium balloons
pour that 2y piss into another balloon
now float away that balloon of piss in a populated area.
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>>571022747
Sauce pls
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>>571023156
Show us your dick
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