I just removed a Wasps Abdomen, half of its Thorax, Legs and Wings and fed it with the yellowish, sweet-smelling Liquid I found in the lower Abdomen (near the stinger). The Liquid now pours out of its artificial orifice of the lower Thorax. I am creating a new species.
Said Liquid pouring out of artificial orifice.
Had to cut open another specimen for said liquid. I wonder what it is.
It is gulping the yellow liquid down with enjoyment.
But, as the lower part of the body is already in the bin, the liquid pours out again.
Electrocuted the subject using a piezo igniter element.
is there some sort of big hive you're collecting these from
i just want to know so I can put it out of its misery
This is actually fucking horrifying
i think wasps are pretty cool
i'm one of those people that takes wasps and put them outside instead of killing them though
I don't have any specimen left, sorry people. Killed everything.
Yeah there's a hive in my room, pic related.
>Yeah there's a hive in my room
>hive in my room
>in my room
I do it with spiders. Cos spiders are bros, a huntsman used to sneak into my room to kill the cockroaches along with his daddy long legs acolytes. Fuck mosquitoes though, fuck those shits.
I used to do this. I would carefully remove their legs, wings, and antennas. Then I would use a very fine soldering iron to destroy their eyes. With no real inputs or outputs I called them "husks". I'd let them live for a few minutes, then start burning parts of them until they stopped squirming or I got bored. Fun stuff OP.
Truly doing God's work, OP. Wait a second, these wasps, the experiments, you're making Super Wasps, aren't you? You fucking imbecile, you're just going to make them stronger and harder to kill.
yeah, jumping spiders are my favourite
little guys are like puppies or something
At first I used an empty box of pringles, shook them until they were unconscious, and then fucked around with them a little.
Then I mixed water with sugar and detergent, but this just killed them. They actually flew in because of the sugar.
Later I just used the pincette you saw in the other pictures and picked them up.
Killed the queen three days ago.
OP you may be a sicko, but you are also a daaamn motherfucker
>giving the wasp a taste of its own poison
That'll teach it not to sting people.
Classic bread. Just when I thought this site was going to shit.
well played anon
No because it attacked me. Smashed that fucker mid-flight with a swatter.
Nuoh my god its REAL! ITS REAL!
>mfw this thread
do this, combine with solder, make pic related
Dunno about the logistics of that, but this is /b/ and its kinda weird we haven't seen OP drown a wasp in his semen yet
I-I'm not a wasp
If you're going to be a sadistic freak, at least do this.
I wonder if it'll go through the wasp as easy.
Oh my sweet christ, you truly are a god among /b/ros. This thread made my whole week
>godspeed Dr. Frankenbro
well, I'll be, it is
>googled "Wasp Hentai"
got pictures of avengers 34
>googled "insect wasp hentai"
saved without looking
either way, this is the part where I call you a faggot and heavily imply that I'm not a entomologist
I want one of these fuckers to jab me in the cock, i could sound with that thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dte3-sSkWic this is OP's theme song op is such a tortured soul. fascinating..
No, was lucky.
So they get mad after I take them out? No thanks.
No. But I'm the guy who ejaculated on a bunch of cross spiders.
No more experiments today, as Wasps are asleep now. But I might return tomorrow.
Getting married, making kids, continuing experiments with offspring.
Pic related, behind that plank is their hive. I can hear them chewing on the wood and flying around during daytime.
>continuing experiments with offspring
Yeah, weird creatures, these things.
Also, hornets everywhere, not killing these tough as they are our allies.
Anyway, will return tomorrow when there's more specimen/ these fuckers storm my room again. Have a great night and don't get yourself Mengele'd
apiarist reporting in and laughing his ass off
i love it. i wish i would earn more with it. atm i'm doing it part time because family and shit but it is already a nice extra income. i'm also a office bitch which sucks but hey, i'm trying my best.
Weld or glue several stunned but alive wasps together. Then let them go.
selling bee products like honey, wax, propolis, selling young queens and colonies and you get also paid by farmers for pollination
That's awesome. How much are you netting? What kind of up keep time/costs do you have? What's the shittiest part of the job? Last but not least, how many times are you stung a day?
I come to /b/ every week or so and wonder why teh fuck do I still come back to this place after 7-8 years or wahtever.
Then I see a thread like this and remember why.
OP is a faggot pussy
Why not use Japanese Giant Hornets to test on.
Hey OP! is this you? would you like someone to put the lotion in the basket?
around 15k per year atm
per hive around 15 hours of work/year (i have 35 hives)
the hives are pretty expensive so i usually buy them used on ebay for cheap. around 100 $ for a complete hive and you also have to buy treatments - around 30 $ per hive and year + taxes
the shittiest part is that the suit is fucking hot in the summer - thats why i get
stung relatively often. i rearly use the suit. maybe around 5 times per week?
OP conformed as next major serial killer.
Make sure you fuck with the detectives hunting you so they can make an exciting movie out of it.
all hornets and/or wasps (especially yellowjackets) deserve this shit
fuckin useless wastes of space, all they do is pollinate fig trees
then they will repeatedly sting the fuck out of you while mowing a lawn
last year i got stung 3 times. one on my leg, one on my thigh, and one on my dick.
all at the same time, was fucking horrific. i got a scar from the one on my lower leg though.
I'm calling this species...Vespidae superior.
Three heads, two abdomens, eight legs, and four wings.
Turns out I'm a really shit taxidermist. I'm sorry I let you down.
Hey OP can you make my dreams come true and make my favourite pokemon real?
I know man, I'm just better with living specimen. Will return tomorrow. See you then.