So I have to go to court in a year for a crime I didn't

how about you hire a lawyer

>>570725581
try to OD on oxygen, bro. they'll never see it coming

>>570725664
>Jury: we the jury find the defendant, guilty on all charges
>OP: *gasp gasp gasp gasp*
lel

>>570725616
hired a lawyer
but i'm getting framed for murder

well sodium is pretty easy to come across, you can get that at your local chemistry supply store.
as for cyanide, believe it or not, you can get from regular apple seeds. they are rich in cyanide. google it if you dont believe me.

>>570725581
murder? juicey. details.

>>570725581
I heard its in almonds, just eat a bunch of those OP.

>>570725581

Just spam the internet with all the information of the case and it'll be classed as a mistrial and you'll be let off.

Of course, do it LOLNONNIMOOSLY so you're not found out...

>>570726138
fuck my life 4chan isn't what it used to be
maybe spiderman can help me

>>570726173
ha! pay some hacker for that shit. brilliant

>>570726138
be sure to activate them tough, or else it wont do shit except for sate your appetite

>>570725947
Kek

>>570725816
Green text story and I will tell you the solution

>>570726173
that's clever in a way but fucking tarded in another. would that actually work in the land of the free?

>>570726263

It's the best way. How do you think gang leaders get let off so much? Other than corrupt police, which aren't everywhere...

>>570726276
Shit, thanks for reminding me to go play Shakespeare for my broccoli.

>>570726360

Yes. If you get the information out there in a big way (not just a blogger or tumblr). Internet, leaflets in your home town; make sure there's not one person in your area that doesn't know. There will be no-one available for jury duty, everyone will know the case inside and out, no fair trial can take palce.

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>>570725581
What if prison is cool though? What if you become leader of a gang or some shit, why be a pussy OP? Start a mother fucking chess club faggot.

google ricin.

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>>570725581

I have this because... reasons.
Not sure if it works or not as I've not tried it myself, but you're making the stuff to an hero anyway, so what's the worst that could happen?

>>570726345
how do you green text?

>>570725581
Story OP?

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Ill take the goddamn bait..Op...fagot.green text you story. How the fuck you come on /b/ talk murder frames and not deliver. 1/10 for making me reply. Gotdamn fucking posers.

>>570726667
Fuck the green text. Just tell the murder story

>>570725816
Dude, flee the country, go to New Mexico, they don't extradite, it's almost like living in a prison, but whatever

>>570726667
dont bother with green txt, you will hit a line cap, just type the story up.

lol. it won't make the news. if you are innocent you'll be out soon enough.

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>>570725581
Why not go in a blaze of glory nigger?
>kill lots and lots
>wait for cops, letting the gas fill the house
>when they break in light the motherfucker up with a smile
whhat i would do

>>570725581
Potassium Cyanide or Hydrogen Cyanide will work as well or better. You need to buy Potassium Cyanide as a jewelry cleaner, though, so don't just ask for the bottle without the story about grandma's brooch.

>>570726848
>go to New Mexico, they don't extradite

u wot m8

>>570726928

LOL, implying the justice system is working is he's ON TRIAL FAGGOT

Dead thread. Maybe OP offd himself alrdy. Yay..next bullshitting piece of shit step right up to the cancerfest.

>>570725581
If you have to go to jail, don’t make yourself crazy remembering all the prison movies you’ve ever seen. Being put in the slammer is a lot like starting at a new high school: it’s not that tough, as long as you pay attention from the outset and think about what kind of impression you’re making.

The following are guidelines for getting along in jail:

Watch and listen for quite a while, to get a sense of the other people you’ll be living with. Really take your time about this, because you’re likely to be dealing with different types of people than you’re used to, and it’s important to be accurate in your assessments. Some will be very decent human beings who can give you useful information and advice. On the other hand, the first ones who come up and want to make friends with you may be predators, losers, or snitches. Don’t be in a big hurry to join a group, because you’ll be taking on their baggage. Just take it easy and be pleasant with everyone, without striving to find buddies right away. Take the time to let friendships develop gradually, the way they do naturally at work, school, or the gym.

Respect others, but behave with self-respect, too. Acting scared invites bullying. And if you don’t stand up for yourself, potential allies won’t think it‘s worth the risk to stand by you.

Be very careful not to touch people by accident. If you do bump into anyone, immediately say “Excuse me.” If your apology isn’t accepted, don’t argue, but just walk away (and keep an eye on that person for future problems).

Don’t touch other people’s stuff (books, pencils, etc.) or sit on other people’s beds, without asking.

Rather than just joining a conversation, wait until someone asks your opinion. However bad your situation is, be careful not to sound like you’re whining.

>>570725581
>>570725816
you're going to court in a YEAR for being "framed for murder"

yea, now I definitely know you're making this bullshit up. If you're being charged with murder, you'd be in jail right now awaiting that so-called trial.

Nice try nigger.

>>570727262
In the eating area, don’t reach across other people’s trays. If you have to cough or sneeze, turn away and cover your mouth.

Before using the telephone or changing channels on the TV, make sure you check with other prisoners to see what system they’ve set up for taking turns—it’s easy to offend others by accident, if you don’t find out the “local rules.”

Don’t borrow money, don’t gamble, don’t do drugs, and don’t accept gifts from strangers. All these things can put you in debt, which could affect your safety.

Don’t snitch. Snitches are not just unpopular—they’re unsafe. Don’t even refer to other prisoners when talking with correctional officers, because people will think you’re snitching or at least being manipulated by the officers. (The primary exception to this is that if you honestly believe you’re going to be raped, you may ask to be placed in protective custody.)

>>570727263
He may be out on bail you nigger.

>>570727060
>extradite
New Mexico appealed to the United States Supreme Court, arguing that its state court ruling threatened a ''profound expansion'' of the role of states in extradition proceedings. Instead of automatically rendering prisoners as demanded, New Mexico said, extradition would become ''a process by which asylum states audit the functioning of penal institutions in their sister states.'' Ohio, which was not a party to the case, filed a brief signed by 39 other states, including New York and Connecticut, that urged the Justices to overturn the decision.
Seriously, they don't ,and they don't let feds take prisoners with out a shit ton of red tape

>>570727037
STORY:
115
first I can't leave the god damned country because I have an ankle monitor on and if I cut it off I will only have 20 seconds before my Probation officer is notified.
I've looked into fake passports and fake ID's but I don't know how to get a new SSN
furthermore in order to run you need a LOT of money and I'm broke as fuck.

So I'm going out to a bar and get into a disagreement with some asshole about a spilled drink. I spilled his drink but only because he bumped into me. We exchanged words and then moved on.
I dind't see him until the end of the night when they were closing the bar.
I was leaving with a girl from the bar next door. He was leaving the first bar with his friends, totally wasted.
I'm outside making out with this bitch on my truck and my hand is up her skirt.
Guess fucking what niggers? out of all the fucking girls I picked out of the bar, this bitch was his girlfriend. Yeah.
So he pulls out a gun. I pull out my gun and I shoot him.
The girl is devasted and is saying I shot first and I taunted him and blah blah blah. And his friends are backing him up. I was all alone. There are no videos or surveillance.

>>570725581
You will have to try harder to best Budd Dwyer.

Youtube that. He gave a speech and blew off his own head in court. A fine example to all politicians and to OP.

Now if OP wasn't such a moron OP would realize OP has a year to skip the country. Stupid OP is stupid

>>570727328
You are a massive faggot and have never been locked up.

>>570726991
Careful on those edges fuckin faggot

>>570727501

oh so you did actually kill someone?
Oh well, enjoy the showers

>>570727564
I had a buddy who went to prison for shooting a gun in the air on a balcony, prison was a piece of cake for him, he gave me similar advice.

What state OP? Just tell the judge you're friends with Zimmerman. Judges know better than to fuck with him.

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>>570727701
unless anyone has any idea what onion site has cyanide...spiderman will save me

>>570727501
In that case they'll find a gun next to him because he was obviously pulling it out on you right? And that bitch cant be the only witness...you might get away with self defence. Are you white? Then you're most likely free. Are you black? Have fun in jail.

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>>570727501
well that's what you get for being a dumb hick.

this isn't the wild west anymore you can't just shoot a guy.

enjoy prison, since you can't even figure out how to kill yourself.

>>570727501
So, ah, I must have missed the "framed" part.

>>570727947
i'm white as fuck nigger

>>570727501
damn man, better to kill than get killed.

>>570728009
Well in that case just pull the Zimmerman on em.

>>570727501
Cut your shit, steal a car and go to New Mexico, I am serious, you can even get a job, use your old ssn, everything, they don't extradite. When a cop runs your license, they will tell you you have warrants in other states, but that they can't arrest you. Fuck it's where all the smart murderers go, fucking dumbass

>>570727262
>>570727328
This is good advice that is applicable to a new workplace, school etc.

>>570725581
If you really wan't to an hero i have a tip for you.
Pills take time and can be an incredibly painful way to go.
If you do however decide to go with pills, i would go with atleast 100mg ambien (the equal of about 20 pills), some morphine or kodeine to take the edge away and then drink a sixpack of beer.

You should die in your sleep that night and hopefully your body will react as if you have a cold because of the kodeine. (Which isn't to say you won't wake up because your head is exploding and you feel like you are painfully dying (because you are))

>>570728225
Ok OP should just fucking walk in there and smash the shit out of the place, smash the guards, smash the prisoners, sounds good faggot.

>>570728009
you didn't respond properly:

Did he have a fucking gun with him or did he not?

To me you just sound stupid as fuck, I mean, you did kill him and you are dumb enough to kill in a place where people know you, fucking lold.

Whenever I get in scuffs like that people got no clue who I am or where I come from. Leave, rinse and repeat

>>570727501
No one saw you leaving the bar with his girlfriend?

>>570727501
>I was framed for murder
>You did actually kill someone

You're fucked, but don't kill yourself for fuck sake, just long it out.

>>570728453
He pulled a gun learn to read faggot.

>>570728665
Killing isn't the same thing as murder you fucking retard.
If OP story it was self defense and therefore legal and not murder meaning he was framed because the victims friends and his GF bore false witness against OP.

Aren't you worried your internet usage is being monitored?
What does it take for law enforcement to watch your online shenanigans?

>>570727501
>I was framed for murder
>murdered someone

>>570729416
if the story is true, he didnt murder anyone, someone pulled a gun on op, OP pulled his, OP took the shot.

lawful self defence.. fuck i love america,,
>britfag

Also my god is there a fuck load of pansies in this thread. It isn't wrong to shoot somebody if they take a gun out on you. If OP didn't shoot him he could be dead. Why the fuck would you value some pricks life over your own? OP made the right call and he is getting fucked if the jury says he is guilty.

>>570729019
But you still killed someone in a civilian setting.

>>570729416
>ITT
>Retard not knowing the differnce between murder, manslaughter and self defense

>>570729693
What is your point? ITS STILL NOT MURDER.

What I don't get: why cyanide and not, like, rat poison? Cyanide is super hard to get while rat poison can be bought all over the place.

>>570728009
you're not answering us: is there or is there not a weapon on the other guy?

stop being dumb as shit and just tell us .

>>570729672
You know most rational, smart people wouldn't even get into a situation like that.

And I can argue it is wrong to shoot someone preemptively. He didn't shoot at you, you took the first shot.

There was no guarantee he was going to shoot you. You could've tried to diffuse the situation, you could've talked it out.

Instead you shot another hick.

Anyways who gives a fuck?

>>570729672
liberals & socialists man..

>>570729836
would presume so..>>570727501
" So he pulls out a gun. I pull out my gun and I shoot him. "

>>570729801
That is for the jury to decide.

If you are innocent there is nothing to worry about. You just hire another lawyer to get you out of jail then sue the system for wrongful imprisonment. No need to kill yourself. That is a cowards way out.

>>570729835
rat poison is slower and there is an easy in-ambulance fix for it... cyanide does not.... i work as an emt and i have done the court shift...nobody tried to kill themself on my shift but i had all the proper drugs avaiable for poisoning.

>>570729835
> rat poison can be bought all over the place.
Because op doesn't want to die in horrible agony?

OP DID THE POLICE FIND HIS WEAPON?
ARE THERE WITNESSES/SOBER?

WHAT DOES THE POLICE REPORT SAY?

If it went down as said, you should be relatively simple to defend.

BETTER CALL SAUL

>>570727974
Yeah he should have let himself be shot. You literally cannot stop sucking dick can you?

>>570729897
I am not arguing that OP is a fuckhead for getting into a situation where somebody died. But it's better to gun somebody down then try to talk it out and be a good guy and get killed. Also they were drinking so rational is fucked plus OP was diddling his girl so that makes it worse.

>>570729835
cyanide isn't super hard to get.

>>570727501
why cant you amerifats solve your problems without guns? Srsly thats pathetic

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>>570730525

>>570726991
>when they break in without noses and can't smell the gas
>light the gas and kill yourself

ftfy

>>570730446
no.

i'm not a fucking hick who hooks up with dumb loose women and then gets a gun pulled on him in a fucking back alley.

learn how not to be shit at life.

also no guarantee he was going to shoot him.

I'm never going to fucking prison. This guy is.

I am immediately better than this faggot.

>>570727501
Wow dude the cyanide idea doesnt sound That bad now. This looks really bad for you. Which state are you from? Ask for death penalty

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>>570730646

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>>570726184

>>570729897
Talk it out with angry intoxicated man with a gun? Leave the house, bro. You might learn something.

>>570730956
Yes. Or run.

That is what you should fucking do whenever you're at gunpoint whether you're being mugged, or caught tongue deep in an alley with some dirty cunt.

>>570730446
If someone pulls a gun on you it means they want to kill you. Guaranteed. There is no time to talk, unless you want to end up like that other dead faggot.

Making Out with a Girl in a truck, everybody owns guns, a slutty Girl reason for conflict, a shooting?

OP confirmed 100% hillbilly

>>570726991
What if I'm not smiling while I light the motherfucker up?

>>570731142
Yes run while they line up a shot. You do understand guns are ranged weapons and not good in close quarters?

>>570731281
I concur. OP confirmed faggot in West Virginia.

>>570725581
Dennis?????????????????????????

>>570725581
Suicide over a year in jail? Wow. You're a pussy bitch. Maybe you fucking should.

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>>570727553
He wasn't in court you goober. He was giving a speech at a news conference.

>>570731409
Yes I do.

Those are still the two best options.

OP you might as well give us your name so we can find out what happens.

>>570731142
Oh yeah run from a fucking gun. You do know they happen to be weapons that work over distance.

>>570731410
>>570730693
I am sorry you don't have friends, fuck women, or own firearms. They are all very enjoyable.

>>570727501
I should screencap this post it on "why murica need guns" threads.

>>570725581
Find an online film photography supply store.
Buy a lot of potassium ferricyanide.
Go to hardware store and buy either brick cleaner "muriatic acid" or sulfuric acid-based drain unclogger (it MUST be sulfuric acid. Potassium or sodium hydroxide draino will not work.)

If you want to do it quick, just get a bucket and dump the two together and breath the fumes. The mixture evolves hydrogen cyanide gas. If that doesn't sound deadly enough for you feel free to google it to confirm.

If you want to be a little more clever and leave a lot less mess for whoever finds you to clean up, rig up an apparatus in which you can mix the two aforementioned chemicals, but the evolved gas is routed through a tube which bubbles through a bucket containing lye dissolved in water. The hydrogen cyanide will bubble through the lye (sodium hydroxide) and form sodium cyanide. Use an excess of potassium ferricyanide in the first step to ensure that all the lye is converted to cyanide.
Take the bucket of water and carefully boil off the water, leaving pure(-ish) sodium cyanide. With gloves, fill up some pill capsules. One is WAY more than enough to kill you. Properly label your waste so whoever stumbles upon your dead body and suicide lab doesn't die too.
Take one capsule daily until dead

>>570727263
My friend accidentally killed a lady street racing it took him like two years before they even finished building a case.

>>570725581
I've heard peach pits have a lot of cyanide in them, and i'm sure you could find a way to extract it. Get it down to a powder, carefully obviously, and put it in a capsule or two. You could store that shit in your ear or something crazy.

>>570731615
Great strawman!

I do have all those. I'm just not a dumbfuck hick on trial for murder.

>>570731879
You would have been a dead kike instead.

>>570730525
would you have used your kung-fu skills to disarm the gun he pulled on you?

>>570731989
Being this retarded.

>>570731879
So you own guns but don't believe using them? You got to be trolling or you are just very stupid.

Why would they believe witnesses that were all his friends? No jury would be that stupid and your lawyer should play that up

>>570730726
Doesn't matter if you shot first. He pulled a gun on you. You had the right to defend yourself. You felt your life was threatened. If you can't afford a lawyer, the court will get you one and you can pay the bill later.

better call saul

>>570725581
If Arpaio wasn't treating inmates in Mariscopa like subhuman garbage I believe that he may not have taken that pill.

>>570725816
>but i'm getting framed for murder
Story?

>>570732118
Being this nigger kike.

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>>570727501
If you didn't call 911 immediately after and say what happened... Then that was your only mistake and you are fucked

>>570725581
Buy uranium online from amazon, very small ore highly Lethal, 100% grantee of death, I got mine off amazon a few months ago for about £50 and tested for alpha radiation

>>570731989
lol I don't think so.

>>570732120
I do shoot my guns. I just don't carry them to places where I know I will be inebriated around strangers. That's dumbfuck hick behavior.

>>570732375
what about if you're going to be in an area full of drunk hicks with guns?

>>570732375
So you will let yourself be shot? God damn what a pussy you deserve it.

>>570728453
You've never been in any 'scruffs' faggot
>scruffs

>>570727501
Should've just wiped his whole crew and his chick while you were at it. Maybe stage some sort of scene if you're into that, otherwise just get in the truck and bail. No witnesses or recordings right?

>>570729964
You are such a nigger

>>570727501
op how do you feel about killing someone.

>>570732670
oy wat u say aboot me m8? i swear on me mum after i get in a right little scruff with ya imma smack u rite in the gabber

>>570725581

....and why exactly did they excuse you from taking a lie detector test?

>>570732375
Here is a scenario. A man breaks into your home. You grab a gun. You encounter him and he pulls out his gun. Do you try to reason with him? I hope not.

>>570732743
Because they are not worth a fuck.

>>570732743
>lie detector
Inadmissible as evidence due to unreliability.

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>>570732375
Live in glorious TX where if I feel my life is in danger I can light someone up like a Christmas tree
>my edc

>>570731615
^this

>>570729897
You're a complete fucking tard
>angry drunk guy pulls gun
>"hey man we can talk this out"
>some more begging
>he kills your ass
>you don't have to worry about jail because you're a dead libtard.

Sure is easy to say 'you could've found another way' when there isn't a gun pointing in your face and you aren't a second away from death faggot

>>570725581
Hey OP, hire a private eye to catch these friends lying on tape they're intentionally framing you. Do the work pro bono for after you sue these fuckers

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>>570732498
You talk it out or you run.

goddamn it why are you so fucking stupid?

>YOU SHOOT THE GUY
no there are other ways around that
>YOU FAG YOU GOTTA SHOOT HIM
not really there are ways to get out of situations most of the time without violence
>SO YOU SHOOT HIM

alrighty well I'm out of here.

Gonna go do something that matters.

Enjoy being wrong at everything most of the time, idiot.

>>570731226
Wow, you are stupid.

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Hey. Even though i know i'll get shit for this cause i'm posting on /b/ of 4chan, how can i obtain cyanide capsules?

I want to kill myself. Simple as that. I've had a fucked up life and i can't handle it anymore so i want to kill myself as fast as possible. (Instant death with a gun or cyanide capsule would be great)

I'm a Australian so we can't get guns unless we we go through a long long period to obtain a licence then a long time afterwards to get a gun.

Seriously if another Aussie was in here and lived close to Brisbane with a gun i'd travel to them and use that to blow my brains out.

Now i've said my thing i'll let everyone pick on me cause that's what 4chan does.

Pic semi-related.

Thanks anyway /b/

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>>570726991
White folks are steadily jacking negros style..... why don't you little bitches ever act and dress "white"?

>>570732498
I never used a gun. My father nerven used a gun. My grandfather never used a gun. And my mafuckin grandgrandfather never used a gun. They all lived a long and happy life. Your such a faggot thinking reallife is something like GTA. Get out of the basement you retarded little fuck

>>570732498
Fuck you're annoying. Shut the Fuck up

Call Saul

(505) 503-4455

>>570732939
>You talk it out or you run.
There's only one man faster than a speeding bullet, and he got wheelchaired by a horse.

>>570732898
not that guy but yeah this happens all the time where i'm from

oh wait no most people here diffuse things like PEOPLE

no guns

>>570725581

>obviously out on bail
>not fleeing to mexico

2/10 OP made me respond

>>570732997
Cool anecdotes, but in real life people have guns and murder people with them.

>>570727501
>framed for murder
>actually murdered someone

Nigga, you need to work on your verbiage, knamean?

>>570727501
hahahahahahahaha
nigger faggot detected
can't stop laughing you idiot
That's not being framed, that's actually killing somebody.
I hope you enjoy soundless farts, cuz where you're going, you ain't makin' no noise no more from yer cornhole

>>570732939
Okay that happens everywhere it doesn't mean there aren't a few nuts out there ready to murder on a moments notice.
If you actually think anywhere in america, the majority of people will pull a gun over some small shit you're a complete fucking tard.

But we already know that from
>he pulls a gun on you
>talk it out man

Fucking dumbass.

>>570732743
Never take a lie detector test you fucking retard. Are you 12? This isn't some shitty cop show.

>>570732998
Truth stinging your gina?

technically he is being framed for MURDER, as in the illegal act of killing someone without a good reason. when he in fact killed in self-defense which is not defined as murder

>>570727974
Having a gun pointed at you is a deadly threat. If someone is just holding a gun, they usually get shot by cops. If they even try to lift it up to point it at them, they get mowed down.
However, in most places firearms are forbidden by law in places that serve alcohol. Not sure if he had it in his car or the exact details, but may be guilty of a lesser charge. Certainly not a murder case.

>>570732803
>>570732816

Okay, so what about a forensics investigation? If OP's DNA isn't any fuckin where at the crime scene, how do they know he's the main suspect?

Either that, or OP is a godamn liar and just wants a way to escape passing time for committing his crime.

>>570733062
Yeah, but this time there guns where someone else escalated the situation to deadly.

>>570729019
It's obviously not murder you fucking pleb, but listen to his story. There's nothing to prove otherwise that it was self defence. He's fucked regardless of if it was or not.

>>570733352
google what a witness is

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>>570727947
>Are you black? Have fun in jail.
Also this would've helped. Maybe this was the truth 10 years ago, but right now he could go on a killing spree and still play it off as one crusader guy sticking it to the man.

>>570728453
>you are dumb enough to kill in a place where people know you, fucking lold.

Yeah man, he totally should have just let the other guy shoot him. Retard.

>>570733352
Are you fucking serious?

This >>570733416
Also, seems like his "DNA's" all up the chick's cooch.

>>570727974
Fuck you

>>570733382
Is he?
Admittedly he could've put one in the guy's shoulder. But chances are he isn't some operative trained to stay cool under pressure, but an average drunk murican with a gun.

>>570728009
OP, you need to flee to a country that doesn't have a extradition treaty with the US. Even if they find you, they can't get you.

HAHAHAHAHA Yep, America. Land of the free.

I don't fucking think so. All you idiots carry guns and shoot eachother. You are either at risk of being shot, or put in jail for shooting someone else.

Fuck that. I'm glad I don't live in that shit hole.

Seriously, drunk guy pulls a gun on you for diddling his bitch? No better reason to shoot someone.

Drunken hicks do tend to kill people over that kinda shit.

>>570733661
You are fucking stupid if you think shooting somebody in the shoulder would diffuse the situation. The man had a gun, if you shoot him in the shoulder he would assume he is fighting for his life. If you are shooting an armed aggressor, you shoot to kill.

>>570733416

In that case, a witness is as reliable as a lie detector test. How many "witnesses" ended up fucking a case up due to them lying and claiming a black man was at the scene, when it really wasn't a black man? They're better off doing a forensics investigation above all else.

>>570733661
operatives are trained to put multiple shots on center mass to effectively drop the threat.

If there are multiple threats, this put every threat down on the ground, then you do a second sweep; closest threat to furthest threat and eliminate them while they are incapacitated.

It's inhuman to leave them alive to suffer.

>>570733661
Do you realize how close the heart is to the shoulder? You're fucking retarded.

>>570733712
You're stupid if you actually believe this. I live in one of the biggest cities in the country, and I've never had a negative experience with a gun, nor has anybody I know. I live two blocks away from the biggest "hood" in Phoenix, and I've never even heard gunshots.

>>570733712
Where are you from?

if the story as told by the OP is true, then it is clear self defense

you would have to be a retard of the highest order to think otherwise

>>570726667
>fuck my life 4chan isn't what it used to be
>how do you green text?

2 statements from OP.. ur a huge faggot

anyway, type the story

>>570733712
Shut the fuck up you 3rd world, eurofag, tight-pants and tea with biscuits fucking queer.

Your cute euro bitches will keep sucking and fucking American dicks, and we'll keep telling your country what they can and can't do.

You know why? Because America. That's why, bitch.

>>570733870
You're right, you shouldn't risk nicking his subclavian artery. Better to outright kill him.

>>570733803
Assuming he could still aim or even hold an object. I'm guessing, but I don't think the guy was robocop. Slightest bit of torsion is going to send this guy to his knees whincing in pain

>>570733712
>Implying you're chances of getting stabbed to death are lower than me getting shot.

Unless you live in Detroit, Chicago or another nigger infested shithole, you are pretty damn safe. Probably safer than in Europe since people don't know if you're packing heat or not and don't want to find out.

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OP here guys i totally trolled you kekekekekek

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>>570727501
Shoots a guy, but can't shoot yourself?

>>570734058
Clearly you have never been in a life or death situation.

join ISIS bro

>>570733803
Just saying that this sort of shit doesn't happen here, because people do pull out guns on others over a pissy fight.

>>570733930
Australia

>>570733989
Not even a eurofag, I don't wear tight pants or like tea. Do enjoy biscuits though. You are carrying on like a moron about a continent I'm not even from. If America is so great why can't you defeat a bunch of sand niggers in rags? You have only made it worse. lel

>>570734132
Cops took the gun you dumbass.

>>570734180
If you haven't, then that panicky shit would be your response yes. Which is OP's problem.

>>570734263
How is shooting somebody that pulls a gun on you panicky? That is exactly how you should react if you want to survive.

>>570725581
also, wheres the news article on this? until then we're all fools taking anything posted here as fact

>>570734326
It's not the shooting bit, it's the wildly shooting in his general direction bit.

>>570728231
The whole idea is he can take the pill if he is ruled guilty. If not then he doesn't need to kill himself.

>>570734132
>>570734132

>>570734212
I don't know if you're aware, but we've killed more ragheads than the population of your shitty country.

Didn't you guys belong to England or something? We did too at one time, but then we fought them. In a war. With guns. Merica.

>>570734361
How do you know he wildly shot in his direction? If he wasn't firing accurately, he probably would've been killed.

>>570734326
You made the right call, OP. The most they'll hit you with is manslaughter, but not if you can prove he pulled his gun first.

They will look down on you being at a bar with your gun though.

>>570734361
You always aim to kill faggot. Never aim to incapacitate because chances are, you will be the one that gets killed like a retard.

>>570734424
I don't, but that's what we were talking about. I said it would've been convenient if he'd just shot him in the shoulder. You then went on about how that shit's impossible and you gotta freak out.

>>570734212
We can't defeat them because our military's ROE and SOPs have been crippled by libtards. If we were allowed to use the brute force we are capable of, we could wipe those fuckers off the face of the earth in less than a week.

>>570733808
witnesses are used all the time. its a pretty basic concept

>>570734505
Yuh huh..
So, find any cyanide recipes yet?

Better call Saul.

>>570727263
For fuckin real!

>>570727416
Murder doesn't take a fucking year to go to trial ass clown.

>>570731797
There is a difference between murder and manslaughter but besides that.. two years? You're full of shit and you know it.

>>570729019

So the only real problem is that the other witnesses are falsely testifying against OP?

That kind of shit gets demolished in cross examination. If OP has a good lawyer he can get out of this.

Like seriously. You get a witness to slip up in cross examination, and then impeach them. Rinse and repeat, theres no case left against OP

Remember, its up to the state to prove it was (im assuming second degree) murder.

>>570734506
Have you ever tried to fire a gun under the threat of imminent death? It's extremely hard to be accurate, even if you are acclimated to that sort of situation.

>>570734414
Yes you have killed more. But like I said it has made the situation worse. For a country that claims the strongest military power in the wolrd, you can't beat a bunch of primitive ragheads and are about to start another fucking war.

We don't belong to England. I like how you just agreed with the fact your country is filled with violence and murder to resolve any situation. Nice one bro. Keep killing eachother hopefully there will be less of you to plague this planet.

>>570734619
>murder doesn't take a fucking year to go trial
Are you just pulling this shit out of your ass? You clearly have no concept of the way the legal system works. Fuck off, kid.

>>570734686
I know. That was my whole point. It's unfortunate because you could never expect it in OP's situation.

>>570734561
see>>570734706

You're retarded.

>>570734782
this.I was stabbed in the neck and it took almost 2 years for a trial.And then it was delayed for 6 more months because the other side insisted on bringing more 'witnesses'.

>>570734058
>Slightest bit of torsion is going to send this guy to his knees whincing in pain

No. But maybe it would do that to you. The question is, why are you the kind of person to let go of your weapon and surrender when someone has hurt you enough? Why do you think they are going to be merciful or not just fucking shoot you dead?

>>570733712
You know I see on the news almost every night about people in UK being arrested for joining ISIS and pro-ISIS related groups in UK.

If I were as fucking stupid as you I would assume everyone in the UK is extremely pro terrorist and you can't walk down the street without someone waving an ISIS flag and shouting at you in arabic for not burning an american flag as you go.

Luckily I'm not a complete tard like you, who takes a couple incidents and goes LOL TEH WHOLE CUNTRY IS LIKE DAT IT SUKS DERE LAWL

>>570727501
So apparently no one here knows people with a concealed carry license cant carry in a bar. So right there you're fucked, especially if it was just a throw away..you still got it or no?? Was it even a legal firearm??

>>570734561
>>570734414
>we

>>570734913
They're going to be neither. They're gonna be shocked and hurt. You effectively just rammed a spear through his musculature and shoulderblade. Try biting through that, lifting a couple pounds of steel and hitting a target after that when you're an average joe drunk out of his mind.

>>570734964
He's probably a Mudslime, most "Europeans" are these days

>>570734212
>Irrelevant country
Thanks for playing.

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>>570727501
>Texas detected.

>>570735023
>Try
Assuming..

>musculature
this is still intact enough to do so.

go to a country without extradition to the usa, start working and live your life.

>>570734706
I can't even argue with someone this stupid. It's hurting my brain that you don't even see the fallacies in your own comments, let alone understand mine.

ISIS deserves what they get. I didn't agree with the first war, or sending ground troops now, but I certainly agree with drones.

Fuck you and your shitty country. It must be wonderful living in a place where you're not free to make your own decisions.

I hope Australia's invaded by North Korea. You won't have any guns to protect yourself because they're "not safe".

Fucking Russia could come here now and the militias and civilian population would give them nearly as much trouble as the military.
I've got plenty of ammo and not enough targets.

Fuck it. take 20 boner pills before court.

Go out with a bang. and a massive erection.

>>570734997
I'm in the military.
So, yes.

>>570734561
>>570734870

And how many innocents would be killed by using brute force? Don;t forget all the innocents who have already been killed by your bombings.

Listen to you. Again you are only enforcing the fact your country America is fueled by violence and killing. Is that your solution to everything?

>>570734973
Learn to research. Some places you can. A simple google search of "concealed carry bar" would tell you as much.

>>570727992
/thread

>>570735145

Are you saying 20 viagras at once can kill you?

Serious question, not fucking with you i promise.

>>570734782
idk where you are, but where I am, it does not take a year for a murder triel to get going. Step 1, someones dead, step 2, you had a gun, step 3, guilty motherfucker.

>>570734706
>talks about how america can't even win war
>doesn't even realize his country is part of the COALITION that is fighting the war

Another eurofag who is too ignorant to even realize your military is there too. Apparently you don't understand gorilla warfare, it's not a matter of 'beating a bunch of rag heads' it's a matter of winning over a population. In regions where there are so many poor, ignorant and desperate people they will always find more dumbies they can brainwash or pay to fight us or plant a bomb they made on the street a few blocks down from his house. We have to win over the people, develop a stable democratic government in a region that doesn't even understand the concept of democracy. They are practically still a feudal government system.

>>570735183
That's the point you fucking moron. We haven't destroyed that ragheads because it would be devastating to the civilian population. God damn, you are fucking stupid.

how bout you get on a boat and get the fuck outta this country instead

>>570725816
Have your brother who is the civil engineer who built the prison tattoo the blueprints onto his body. Meet an old mafia member, a Mexican, a pedophile, a black man, and DB Cooper. Then, escape from prison. Easy as that.

go to a galvanisation factory and try to sneak in. you can find massive amounts of cyanide there. a buddy was working at such a factory, the buckets were everywhere, nobody would have even noticed if you took a little bag of it with you.

>>570735213
I assumed those laws were federal, not determined by the state and county

>>570734653

A witness’s bias, interest, partiality/motive or corruption is always relevant for impeachment.
a. Three categories
i. Relationship between Witness and Parties
Ie. Familial, employment, business, sexual, and/or hostile relationship

>Was going to reply seriously and help the OP
>See his story
OP is a bored troll.

>>570734706
oh australia is part of the coalition and has troops over there as well
>claims americans are ignorant for allowing our country to participate in war over there
>too fucking ignorant to even realize that his own country is there as well

Well done chap

>>570735240
Do they happen to practice necklacing where you are from?

also
>that ragheads
Meant "the"

>>570735151
What branch, Division, and Unit?

>>570732984
samefag

captcha: okshish dignity

The real question, OP, is why you're dicking around with cyanide and killing just yourself.
If you're going down this road, you might's well turn your attention to fun with chlorine and whip up an impromptu blister gas.

>>570735023
Also, with a katana OP could've just block the bullets shot in his way

>>570735183
They should just talk it out with irrational extremists. Just like this guy should have talked it out with a intoxicated man pointing gun in his face.

>>570735472
You really shouldn't be making these statements moments after you imply that if you get shot, you wouldn't be injured, as long as it only drops 80 hitpoints off your ass.

>>570735386
Army, 25th ID, 509th PIR

>>570735273
>boat
/thread

>>570735023
The real problem with this is you assume OP is delta force shooter who can put his bullet exactly where he wants to. He made a panicked draw and aimed center target, it takes a ridiculous amount of training to be able to hit a specific part of the human anatomy on a combat draw. Regular troops or para-military groups like the police can't even do it, only those with selective and extensive training are capable of that.

>>570734964
I was having a giggle m8. Just saying Americans ideals are retarded as everything results in violence in some way.

>>570735065
Australian. I have said I am not European 3 times already.

>>570735070
I'm glad we are irrelevant. Hopefully we can stay out of the next world war Murricans are going to start.

>>570735141
Tell me how I am not free to make my own decisions? Your country is no more 'free' then ours if you did not know. If you disagree, tell me how so?

Also we have guns here, just safer gun laws. Look them up before you make your self look more stupid. Alot of Australians own guns, we just don't carry guns on our persons like murricans do, hence we don't have stupid shootings like OP's story. Are you one of those idiots who thinks he needs a gun to protect himself? Why do you think that? Oh right, because tho other guy with a gun also thinks the same thing.....

>>570727501
You aren't going to jail moron. His friends are wasted meaning their testimony will be faulty and full of holes. Cross examination will fuck them up. Other people saw you leaving with the girl as well as a spilled drink. Since his girlfriend is a key eye witness her testimony will be worth shit due to the obvious motive to lying.

If you have no record you will win 100%. Since there is no priors nor any overwhelming motive and good character witnesses, you will be fine. The fact that he had a gun will also help your could multiple fold.

You are going to win. Any lawyer worth his salt will prove this. Then you go after his friends for perjury under oath. Remember Zimmer, don't be a dumbass when in court.

>>570727501
Should have stayed home and played video games, tough guy. I bet your 2 dum 4 anything but AAA shit. :^)

>>570735545
>not getting an obvious joke

>>570735657
Yeah that's what sparked the original discussion.. I said it would've been convenient, but totally unreasonable to expect here unfortunately.

OP, assuming youre not a faggot, any newspapers?