hey /b/ am i cool or good looking? I think i'm pretty cool

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another pic of me and my bro Eli

>>570683975
can what makes you think that you are cool?

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>>570684196
cuz i hang out with Warren Sapp and you don't faggot

You need to lose a bit of weight, but you aren't bad looking op.

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i smoked weed with RG3 after this pic was taken

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You're not cool until you look like this
Anything else is just beta

>>570683975
Lose weight, grow a beard (no neck beard) get real friends. Fb friends and the fags you play WoW with arent friends.

>>570684763
But I don't want three inch nipples.

>>570684813
>Lose weight
I'm allergic to gluten
>grow a beard (no neck beard)
I can't grow facial hair except on my neck
>get real friends
i have real friends u don't know me

>>570685073
Too bad. Coolness has its price.

>>570683975
grow a goatee, everyone looks cooler with a goatee

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>>570684763
ha nice roid nipples bro

>>570685079
> allergic to gluten
I'm pretty sure you can still drop 15 20 Ilbs

> can't grow beard
Theres your answer. >>570685256

> you don't know me
As far as you know faggot

>>570685725
>I'm pretty sure you can still drop 15 20 Ilbs
what do you suggest? my dad is the CFO of delta so money is not an issue

can i pay someone to lose weight for me?

Ditch the hoodie. Wardrobe: Blue jeans, tee shirt, sneakers. As for the rest go fuck yourself and quit being a creeper.

You look like a very nice guy.

if you can't grow facial hair, you need to lose some weight. The only way to make fat look cool is facial hair

>>570686107
>The only way to make fat look cool is facial hair
fat is attractive because it means i am wealthy and therefore attractive

U should hang with those hung boyz... They think u cool!

By the way they squeezing u, I can tell giv'm ur best...

>>570686107
I can confirm this

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>>570685964
Dude only rich people are allergic to gluten. I'm pretty sure that it's not even a real allergy. It's sort of how only rich people get autism from vaccinations. It doesn't really happen, but they trick themselves into believing it does
Pic related, its you

>>570686435
shut up poorfag

>>570686330
this isn't india, faggot.

>>570686535
Lol i work for a living there bud. If you can't get the motivation to lose weight and lack the testosterone to grow a beard, at least learn how to support yourself instead of using daddy's money

>>570686435
Actually, there's only one way to have a gluten allergy, and that's with Celiac disease. If you eat anything wih gluten you shit out your guts.

>>570683975
You need a fedora, that would make you hella cool.

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>>570686753
how mad are you that i will never have to work a day in my life and get whatever i want when you're struggling to get by and have to "budget"

You definitly should do guys faggot

>>570685964
Go to a fucking gym then. You've got money. Get a trainer dont be a pussy.

>>570686107
This can be confirmed but in rare cases facial hair does nothing for the ugly

>>570686936
No i think that gluten allergies are real, in the right context. But all these people believe they have a gluten allergy and they're just looking for attention.
>>570686535
You know what a good place for you to go is? Tumblr. They're really great people

>>570683975
>comes to /b/ to find out why he isn't attractive
>/b/ gives him an answer
>faggot doesn't even listen to advice
Why did you even make this thread?

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>>570687154
>Go to a fucking gym then. You've got money
do you think liposuction would work for me as well as this guy?
i'm 5' 7" and 320lb

>>570686990
oh look the bratty, ugly, fat, idiotic, asshat, who's asking fucking 4chan for help getting laid, is trying to be condescending

>>570687434
Agree

>>570687425
If you don't work out after liposuction you'll just become a fat faggot again, instead of staying a skinny queer.

>>570687425
liposuction is idiotic. Unless you change your diet and start exercising there's no point, the fat will just be back.

>>570687214
This man has a point. Like I have a faggot allergy and damn OP your really irritating me

>>570686990
Some of us aren't. I'm glad im working class. At least in the end I know I'm not going to be a lonely fat fuck like you with no drives or motivation.

someone find out who this, let's fuck with him.

>>570687707
>>570687740
what if i just keep getting liposuction when i get fat again?
i mean it's only like $2000 my dad makes that in a day

>>570687821
Seconded.

>>570687854
Then you'll have wrinkly skin and saggy man titties all the time, and girls still won't like you

>>570687820
>Some of us aren't. I'm glad im working class
thank god this country is built on the backs of poor fucks like you so i can be rich

>>570687854
girls don't like you because you're a piece of shit, not because you're fat

>>570688185
my mom likes me

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>>570683975
>Obese faggot that makes fun of people for being poor
Try killing yourself, it might help.

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>>570688059

thank god there are fat ugly fucks like you making my average looks feel like a 10/10

>>570688302
post a picture of yourself with famous football players then faggot

oh wait

you can't because you're poor

>>570687821
>someone find out who this, let's fuck with him.
>find out who this, let's fuck with him
>let's fuck with him
>let's fuck him
IM IN

>>570688253
obvious troll, just became obvious. Or this stupid Kunt actually thinks like this, which wouldn't be surprising

>>570687341
>came to /b/to find out why he sucks so much dick
>/b/ gives him an answer
>Doesnt hear advice over the sound of dick in his mouth
At least we answered your question.

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>>570687854
Think of all the excess skin. You'll look like this faggot

>>570688253
Cause shes supposed to you fucking jew. Your mom likes my dick too

>>570688689
>Think of all the excess skin. You'll look like this faggot
what if i get plastic surgery after the lipo to hide the skin?

is exercise really just a poor person thing now?

>>570683975
Fat kid rides on his daddy's money and wonders why he is still a virgin --- pray for daddy to die and you might find some desperate bitch with 2 kids that might fuck you for a ring and 1/2 of daddy's money.

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Congrats - OP is the only one here who isn't retarded.

>>570688850
won't change your personality, which is the main deterrent for woman. since apparently you can't even get gold diggers to touch you

>>570688850
Ugly ass scars all over your stomach, faggot.
Why don't you just lay off the mountain dew, and go outside instead of fapping to loli all day

>>570688414
Jesus faggot. Just listen to how douchy you sound right now. $20 says your "friends" only hang with you cause of the cash.

>>570688850
No its a non beta thing now apparently. OPs never probably been laid.

>>570688987
shut your hole, i'm having fun here

>>570688987
this isn't a troll thread you retard i want to know how to get girls

>>570689036
what do i say to them? if you blow me i'll give you $300? i don't know how to start the conversations because girls don't like to talk about video games and reddit

>>570688987
Actually this is pretty enjoyable. Knocking a jew off his high little pedestal.

>>570689273
Just tip your fedora, throw spaghetti at them, and ride off into the sunset on Twilight Sparkle

>>570689439
i fucking hate ponyfuckers don't you ever compare me to them

>>570689273
And the truth appears! Redfit fag incoming!

Just kill yourself nigger. You are not the chosen one. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

>>570689273

buy drugs,
sell drugs,
girls will follow

do something faggot, girls like a busy man

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>>570689718
>Just kill yourself nigger. You are not the chosen one. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

>mfw a poorfag thought $200 was a lot of money

>>570689273
Then post a timestamp photo faggot; prove you're who ou say you are. Actually, doesn't matter - because even if you are a rich, spoiled, lazy, ignorant, arrogant, creepy, fat, pathetic excuse for a human being, you're still trolling. It was obvious from your first response. Troll harded faggot.

>>570687821
>>570687980
If this landwhale claims that he is who is then his father name is Paul A. Jacobs on, 42. It should be easy to track this faggot down.

However, maybe OP is just a jealous idiot who is dumping this poor manpig pics in order to compel us to raid him.

We're not anyone's army but I would gladly spend some hours just to tear OP down.

Wow.. Worse bait I've seen today yet everybody's buying into it. The fuck has happened to /b/.

Buy three pounds of Rohypnol

>>570690081
>Buy three pounds of Rohypnol
what is that?

>>570690016
Paul A. Jacobson

>>570690016
>If this landwhale claims that he is who is then his father name is Paul A. Jacobs on, 42. It should be easy to track this faggot down.
nice try retard

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to every retard saying this is a troll thread, i have three words for you becasue you're wrong

>>570686330
Means you are unhealthy and have fuck all willpower, nobody cares what your dad does. Stop living off his success and make your own

>>570689927
Nigger. I would loooovve to meet you. Infact fly you little gay ass out here if you're who you say you are.

I'll show you a thing or two about us "poorfags" on /b/

>>570689960
Do this
Or
this>>570690081

>>570690016
can't find anything, but this faggot needs to learn some manners

>>570690162
Roofies, faggot

>>570690803
I know bros. I bet he's some overweight fuck living in his mothers basement while she shovels doritos in his all consuming face.

>>570690668
That face is so fucking punchable.

>>570691136
>I know bros. I bet he's some overweight fuck living in his mothers basement while she shovels doritos in his all consuming face.
the last time my mom told me to do something i told her to fuck off because she was being a bitch

>>570691225
OH SHIT DON'T MESS WITH THIS DUD GUYS
HE'S ONE TUFF COOKIE

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>>570690431
Be it as it may you're lying from the start because Delta's CFO is Paul A. Jacobson. C'mon OP stop hiding behind 7 proxies and go have some workouts.

Bottom line is that it don't really matter whether you are jabba the hutt there or not but the fact is that you're a cocksucker faggot.

>>570691225
hey m8 give me your email address and i will
send you my slutty fiends KiK info

>>570691368
http://news.delta.com/2014-02-07-Delta-names-Gil-West-executive-vice-president-and-chief-operating-officer

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>>570683975
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>>570691225
Holy fuck I just cut myself! YOU'RE SO EDGY M8!

>>570691513
yes

>>570691225
Stop trying to be edgy, we all know ypi didn't

>>570691368
look at this retard try to tell me who my dad is

>>570691513
Fucking toppest of keks

>>570691651
hey buddy listen, i'll take you under my wing and show you the way of the pussy, but first i need $1000 in my paypal

>>570691648
yes i did

>>570691476
>>570691651
You told us yourself that he is the CFO of Delta

>>570685964

>>570692032
seriously m8, i have A+ advice

>>570691950
>>570692032
Nigga I'd listen to him. You've got no other way besides contracting aids from a hooker

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>>570692206
this is me and my dad. i just showed you an article showing that gil west is the cfo of delta

For a 4chan user you don't look that bad

>>570692032
Post a timestamped pics of yourself OP. Otherwise this is you trying to get us to raid your fat rich friend that you are jealous of.

>>570683975
Lol
Too bad you look like how an unwashed penis smells OP

>>570692341
The article says that Gil west is the COO and Vice President. Not the CFO.

Is this your way of getting at a rich friend you are jealous of or are you really stupid enough to make this thread?

>>570692758
maybe he thinks he's above raids? Maybe he should go look at what just happened to Rantic

>>570692394
>>570692758
Sounds like a jealous little bitch to me guys.

>>570692341
The guy in the pic is Gil West, not the CFO. The COO. Rich, snobby, fat children like you wouldn't fudge that fact. Then help us by sending the link to that article revealing it to be Gil West after we think it is Paul Jacobson.

You are trying to summon us as your own personal army because you are jealous of this fat fuck.

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Hmm cfo of delta you say.

>>570692341
Are you fucking retard buzz lightyear? The news you posted regards to the COO not the CFO. Delta's CFO is Paul Jacobson. Therefore you're either an elaborate attempt of a troll or just a dumb fat deposit of maggots that will die alone virgin and penniless. Either way, I pray to Heaven finds whoever you are and give you a good lesson that you shouldn't play with to forces you can't control.

>>570692341
You know what I say we tell this tubby little rich kid what one of his so called friends is up to. Fuck OP over something fierce.

Currently researching this fagot, will post when i find out more

>>570687854
If your dad is actually Paul Jacobson of Delta then he makes $467,708 annually which equates to $1281.40 daily. not 2 grand faggot

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trying to hurt a friend like that isn't cool OP.

>>570693964
He is the son of Gil West. We just have to find the son's facebook or twitter. I copied all the pictures and took screen caps of certain things he said.

We can send those to Gil's son, who probably had a recent "beef" with OP. Or at least will know who OP is if he starts asking the people he knows could get these pics and wants to fuck him over.

>>570694647
Bingo. OP is running from this shit storm now.

wwwfacebookcom/chandler.west.9

Hey OP, you little faggot. Where are you?

>>570694479
No, the father of the guy in the pics is Gil West. Google his name with "delta" added in and it will match up with this pic.
>>570692341

OP fucked up his plan by saying CFO and then when we found the CFO and prepared to start our research/attack, he sent an article about Gil saying "no it is this guy".

OP, you really fucked up here. I hope your fat friend cuts you off. Jealous cunt.

>wwwfacebookcom/chandler.west.9
Fucking bingo

>>570695198
a church, dufuq?

https://www facebook com/MannyEmmanuel?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
I blame the nigger

>>570694647
Got it. Oh lawd OP, you're the COO's son indeed. Too easy to be true?

https://wwwFacebook com/gil.west

>>570694963
Nice. And as expected, the first pic OP posted came from his Chandlers facebook page.

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This is Paul Jacobson of Delta

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>>570695198
My nigger

>>570695329
Did you add the periods?

Today /b/ has done a good thing.

Now lets all go find a r34 thread and fap gentlemen. You deserve it.

Niggers going so hard for one social prank, kek

>>570683975
OP? OOOOPPP..? COME OUT AND PLAAAAYYY...

>>570695616
aw, i didn't
i'm a moron

>>570695805
Fapping can wait. We have to message Chandler and make sure he will find out who OP is.

This jealous cunt isn't going to get away with trying to manipulate us into attacking some kid just for being rich.

OP, dun goofed

>>570696002
If anyone cares please post results

And that's why /b/ says that OP is a faggot. The real question is that how people can be that jealous over someone else? Granted, Chandler kid may be a richfag but a prick - allegedly friends I'd say - impersonating a defenseless person baffles me.

>>570696678
Done.

>>570696915
Gr8 m8. Back to fapping

>>570696678
if this wasn't Chandler, he's going to be confused as fuck when he see's this shit

>>570696915
Responses yet?

>>570696915
Screencap convo so we can keep updated, you fine gentleman Anon.

>>570697162
It wasn't Chandler. One thing rich boys know for sure is the job title of their father. OP fucked that up and after we said we would seek out the CFO. He sent us in the direction of the COO Gil who is the father of Chandler in the pics.

I sent a message to Chandler with a link to this thread and some info about what happened. Hopefully he finds out who the jealous cunty one is.

>>570697207
>>570697257
No response yet. If he saw our messages he is probably freaking out a bit. Especially with 4chan being in the news recently.

>>570697534
stupid fuck, Chandler's going to have fun with this

>>570697658
to the uninitiated 4chan is a scary place

>>570697658
Poor guy. I actually feel a tiny bit of sorrow for him.

> betrayal by friend
Been there

Plot twist: OP's actually Chandler you dumbfucks.

>>570697926
The initiation is to have a pack of niggers tongue your anus, right?

>>570698212
wouldn't be surprised
>>570698213
naw man, it's beating off to loli

>>570698212
TOO FUCKING GOOD TO BE TRUE.

Looks like Delta will be in the spotlight and some share prices will drop because if that's correct 4chan will supply the Internet with the best lines and shoops of Chandler.

We should actually verify with his Facebook friends to learn his behaviour. If richfag, then 4chan will create a new meme and I'm happy to be toasting in an epic bread.

took pics of the thread and sent them to Chandler. OP, if you are here, just know that this is why you don't try to manipulate /b/ into doing a personal attack on someone you are envious of.

>>570698212
>>570699076
It's not him. He was obviously trying to piss us off by bragging about his wealth and calling people "poorfag". Plus, he fucked up the father's job title and then lead us to him.

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>>570697207
>>570697257
No reply as of yet.
My name is obviously fake in screenshot.

>>570699076
I will laugh myself to death if this is true

>>570698521
I did both just to be safe

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>>570687425
6'8" and 340. I feel better about myself now.

>>570699340
Damn. Playing the waiting game

I bet this kids a good boy and in bed

>>570699645
I'll make a new thread tomorrow with his reply unless he replies tonight

>>570699936
Alrihgt, someone archive this and send the link

>>570699340

Dude, send an archived version of the thread from 4archive or something.

>>570699936
Alright. Sounds like a plan. Im gonna fap then get some sleep

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>>570683975

Lose some weight, haircut... basically /fa/ and /fit/ up.

Some people could rock your body weight and make it work, but you can't.

People got this shit down to a science now.

It's strange how you can look okayish but have the proportions totally stacked against you without realizing it.

Women always go for that Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque face. A compact midface and good jawline are the most important factors.

Basically look like a more highly evolved neanderthal and womens pussy gets wet for some reason, either that or look extremely andro sexy.

If you have too many benchmark noticeably dorky facial features though you're fucked.