I just had a really nasty breakup and I feel like shit
I need something to distract me,
can we please have a cancer-free YLYL thread?
sounds like a good idea actually. heres something that always cheers me up
this is another one of my favorites
more cringey but it's pretty funny
gonna keep bumping with all I got for you OP
and for others who hate the banana
Here is some OC, I find it kinda funny
I don't know man. I don't even remember where I found it, it's old as fuck.
i dont think we met before
Think of this as our parting gift
it was gonna be todays timestamp of sharpie in pooper
I guess it's just not possible to have decent threads anymore
Yes it is this one was pretty good
It's possible. Fight back! Post more funny shit
OP is now dumping away
Trying to find the good stuff
If this is any help, and I'm not gonna do the "cont?" shit like the fucking cancerous bitches on this site. Niggers.
>Me, Junior year high school
>Nearing end of year Mid March-ish
>Military ball coming (JROTC fag or whatever. Shit i dont know)
>Look for date, found a girl
>She never had a BF/ friend like that before and shes a senior, pretty cute, 7/10
>We are in Drama together, going to Fullerton Thespian Festival
>Have a wonderful two days, but bitches will be bitches, turned out to be lesbo later on
>Basically, had a great festival, got great scores, didnt finals. Saw a play, it was the shit, college actors i sware.
>This bitch shot me down at everything, Wanna have lunch? No. Want to go see this performance? no.... So i gave up.
>whatever im totally okay with that.
>So, next week, break up with her, after she apologizes for being insolent and a retard.
>End up meeting a girl on the same day, Lets call her Ginny, Known her since Soph year but not really her friend, kinda cute, 6/10, friendly, dancer (omg dancers)
>Hit it off with her, and end up going to a school dance after a date (and a kiss)((I know she was a hussy))
>End up really liking her, but since im very analytical (Dont be surprised if you see me in politics when im 40 becaues only old mans can be in governemtn cuz america) I notice some really big shortcomings
>eh whatever buttfuck it
>Sitting at the poolside after dancing and participating in limbo outside with another friend and his gf.
>Sticks her legs inbetween my legs and starts to fondle my junk with her calf (Fucking kinky gawww)
>Not a beta fag, but i have fucking values, and this bitch wont listen (Biggest shortcoming) and wants in my pants. Sooner or later i give in because why the fuck not but still...
>A couple days later i hang out with her at my place, watchin disney shit because thats all she'll watch... She wont even fucking watch FAMILY GUY.
>Cont hold up niggas
I lost, I'll dump some more too
Here you go! Would you go to bed with this guy! HahahaHAHAAA! I mean... Just look at his face:DDDD
awesome, and thanks for contributing so much, by the way
we all enjoy a good laugh now and then
Here's some more funny stuff! Prepare to lose:DDD
someone might get a good chuckle out of this one
HAHAAHAHAA! WOULD YOU GO TO THIS MUSEUM???? I'D CALL IT MOGL (MUSEUM OF GOOD LAUGHS:DDDDDDD)
I know man I like that picture too, not sure if he actually said that but
I refuse to believe that there's people out there like this
I GIVE THIS THREAD THE "BANANA PEEL UP" :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
we are starting a banana revolution
Cont from earlier
>On the couch cuddling, keep in mind weve been at this for like two weeks
>getting to really like her, and then she leaps for my dick ( no complainst mane )
>She can't make me cum, ever, except like once in our relationship, but because of that she gets this really really really competetive urge to fuck me and suck me off because of some girl mind shit idk what it is
>this goes on for a while when she asks for some loving on her part. So i go down on her during spring break, (omg ew) as we were going to knotts just ourselves that day.
>The night before we had been hanging out on my couch, basically had my hand up her vag the whole night, and in intervals of orgasm she would suck me off unsuccessfully (You ever try to fucking teach a girl how to suck your dick? I totally do not envy those al queda martrs with 72 virgins)
>Next morning, screwing about in the back seat when i go down on her and shes wearing the same fucking panties... like what the fuck... THE SAME PAIR. and they stunk. (Dry heaves stink ... Bleh)
>Said she handwashed em or some boolsheet, just wanted to get eaten out, told her to shave and wash up and she did later but i told her fuck that (Not in the good way) and then i went on my way, then came back later to pick her up and go.
>Long story short this goes on for quite awhile, developing relationship, She says i love you like a month in, (Lie back, i have to develop that shit and a month is for fools) but what the hell, got me more benefits.
>FF to three months, the end of our relationship. She gets so fucking depressed (IDK even know how, i was trying my best to make her feel better and get her out places and stuff, but she was so oblivious, I was severly depressed before as well ((Ever take Abilify?)) and i was still capable of standing the fuck up and doing something about it, i never just gave up. Jesus Gonzalez) and shit started getting real bad
>Basically anything i do is wrong in some way
>Cont. hold up nigs
it's been a pretty good thread guys
thanks to all who are contributing, feel less like shit thanks to you
Hahaha, that's so funny! You can hardly see the funny banana, like he's trying to hide or something:D:D:D:D
when your homies call you and say your girl is showing too much ankle
>This bitch admits herself into a psych ward (those shits are prisons man, specially in fucking Cypress. and keep in mind there are admittance requirements ... If youve ever been there you know it aint no palace... its like a fucking hallway lined with rooms, a 10 x 10 sqft patio, a small rec room and 1 payphone. yea)
>when she admits herself, im out at the movies with friends (told her i was going, she didnt want to go) and fucking flips on me that i wasnt there fer her when she went to the hospital...
>Keep in mind, She wasnt going to school, she got pulled by her mom, wasnt able to go to prom because of that,(Jumped the gun there) after spending close to $500. and her argument for getting mad was that she was there for me when i was in the hospital (Almost died from strep throat... Jesus christ fuck Humira. fucking shit) but i cant go to the psych ward because CA Hippa laws let only immediate family and friends into the ward (Which im not, bf doesnt count)
>On the first day i explain i cant get to her, i wont be able to see her at all because of the hippaa laws. She doesnt get it
>second day (saturdas i think) she calls me while im at E3, and i told her id call her later because i was busy becuase e3 is loud as shit
>Later that day i call and shes mad because whenever she has called i always seemed busy (Witch in all reality i fucking was, i am a busy purrson hmm hmm) but i told herotherwise, that i have time for her (Again lies but she wanted to hear it in my voice so why not and it got me some sparkle points) so she went to bed ahppy somewhat. (She only gets like 3 minute calls)
>Third day, she calls at like 7 in the morning right before school starts on a monday (Probably to make me feel bad because women cant strike fairly becuase they are women so she tried to strike at me emotianolly, which totally failed because im resilient to most shit and i thought it was hilarious LOL) She called saying ...
>Cont. (this shit man)
I liked the one with the goat at the bombsite caption better.
...of course I didn't save it.
holy shit It took me like 10 minutes to read that because of how hard I was keking