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Well I started this so I might as well jump on and tell something.
>be me >14-15 or something >always wanted to try mountain dew >try mountain dew >tastes like shit holy fuck >decide I'll offer it to my older brother (he was about 17 i think) >he's a cod fag >he's a fag >on my way to his room i go to the bath room >take a pee >not bad tbh >decide to pee in the bottle >same color kinda >give to him >he never knows
When I was 13 I had a risky habit of sneaking into my younger sisters room after they were asleep when they had friends over, rubbing my dick against their friends face and lips, putting their fingers around it, and feeling up their tits (or lack thereof).
> Beta fag > Finally met up with someone to get some tail. > met her off the craigslist > Take her out for a bite to see if Im even into it. > Girl looks fuckin trashy, You know that fake pink fur shit and leopard print? > "well shit this is gonna be easy" > finish eating, go to her friends house. > start smoking crazy amounts of weed with her & her friends > Notice she treats her friends like shit. Generally just being a fucked up cunt > Dont really care as I'm stoned and gonna get some pussy > eventually leave and start to head to her place >This is where I should have walked away, this is where to first warning signal was >She lives in a fucking trailer park. >"eh what ev its been like a year 1/2 i need this" >Go to her shitty ass trailer > listen to her bitch about her shitty redneck brother > "Fuck this bitch can talk" > "better shut her up" > Shove my tongue into her mouth > she is instantly all about it > she say "Normally I dont do this.." pulls me straight to her bedroom > FUCK YES FINALLY SOME POON > I strip her, but something is off > I figure out what it is, Her vagina fucking reeks > "eh what ev it was a hot day, she is kinda fat, probably just bad BO" > Rail her hard all night > Leave in the morning before she wakes up, cause fuck I cant sleep in other peoples beds, and she wanted to listen to fucking Rihanna all night long
> I now have Herpes > NEVER FUCK SOMEONE WHO LIVES IN A TRAILER PARK
I put 2 ounces of Uranium Nitrate, stolen from a high school, on the sheets of my younger brothers bed where he slept in it for many months before washing them. Now, 20 years later, he is having internal organ failure and has been having severe internal pains for the last 10 years. I'm going to be the reason he dies before he turns 40 and the whole last half of his life will have been spent in extreme agony because I was jealous our mother bought him slightly more things than she bought me.
I often think about killing myself, but not in a depressing edgy way, I just feel like I'm done here, bored and really curious about life after death. The though of staying here until i'm an old man is exhausting
For the past week or so I've been sticking objects if various shapes and sizes in my pooper while fapping to see what all the fuss is about. It doesn't really hurt but doesn't feel particularly good either. I haven't told my wife.
>>570636821 No, this is not Jake. Jake loves you and would never do that to you, no matter what you and he have been through, you're still brothers and you should respect him because he still cares about you.
But its all weird and twisted. To do it, I have to get into a real crazy position (with my legs over my head). I get turned on thinking about it, and it feels good getting blown.
But at the moment I start realizing I am coming I suddenly want to stop before it gets in my mouth, by then its too late to get out of the position quick enough. And so I regretfully take the load in my mouth. And then I get down out of the position, and get into the bathroom to spit it out. And I feel all humiliated that I was promised (by myself) that if I blew this dick (my dick), it wouldnt come in my mouth. But I got lied to and used (by myself).
Weeks later when I start thinking about doing it again, its sort of a weird turn on that the person who blew me (which was me) doesn't want me to come in his mouth, but Im going to anyway.
Kind of all twisted I guess. I sort of rape my own face and feel abused that I did it.
I posted this to /b before, sorry for quoting myself.
>be 16 turning 17 >have insane fucking crush on teacher >he was a fucking nerd, muscle-fat, must've been /fit/ >Brown hair, green eyes, slightly balding, but he wasn't ugly >coaches soccer I'm kinda chubby, but I'm not fat >try out for soccer >Get on >First practice >He drives most of the girls home >I'm the last one >Awkward conversation >End up talking about relationships >he's not been in any good relationships >jokingly serious talking about how he could go out with a lonely nerdy kid >He laughs nervously and seems repulsed >Whatever >Wear a thong and my old volleyball spandex next practice >U mirin brah? Mire my aesthetics. >Notice him mirin >Wink jokingly >He's fuckin repulsed again. >Cool nigga >Over the year we develop a relationship >I offer my number multiple times >He says no AND is repulsed >Yet he's still dense enough that he doesn't know I like him >School year ends, did not fuck my teacher
Part 2 soon, part 1 is showing all the shit I had to go through
>>570634000 i secretly wish i was given powers to bring forth the apocalypse. like extreme hemisphere chilling ice powers or something to end our society. i hate our modern society, and everything about it makes me sad that i couldn't have been born in an era where i had to earn my survival. so i want to create that for others as a gift of sorts.
>Never, ever, ever, ever ceasing to experience and exist even after you've done every conceivable thing and had every possible permutation of conversation and played every possible game of chess a trillion trillion times each = not boring
I'm all for making it so that death is an entirely conscious choice, but telling me I can never ever cease to be sounds like the worst possible hell.
I recently started cutting again (was an edgy fag in high school) and I now remember why I did. My thighs being on fire while wearing jeans is really addictive, jesus why I am bound to a life of eternal edgeyness
>>570634000 >Be 9 to 14 >Have neighbour >comes to sleepover frequently >have intense fap sessions on porn together >he asks to suck tip >suck tip >get tip sucked >Get sucked of frequently untill 14 >Get GF >suddenly not gay anymore
>>570637509 The container was a very old bottle, about 6 ounces, I broke into the school, broke into the chemistry lab, broke into their storage closet, broke into a cabinet, broke into a shelf that was locked in it, and had to take out a metal box that I broke into again just to get to the stuff. There were lots of other samples of radioactive material and some Geiger counters and lots of other stuff I took. I had my own lab room at home where no one bothered me and I'd done all the experiments in the science kits I'd bought from the toy stores, so when I was at the school in the summer and I decided to break in, the most valuable stuff that came to mind was the science stuff. I had no idea I'd find such a wide selection of radioactive materials, but most of the samples were less than 1 ounce, but when I saw the word Uranium on the bottle I was both scared and exited but I knew I had to have it.
Using it on my little brother was just a way to get back at him without making it seem obvious so our mother didn't hate me any more than she already did.
I like play with my own shit, I masturbate while I push it around with my nose, rub it into my face, come, then regret EVERYTHING, wash off tell myself that was fucking disgusting and I wont do it again.
>this year >not as chubby, still bretty chubby but in the right places >really up my sex appeal only in front of him tho >since I'm not a junior, he doesn't teach me as much and he probably thinks I'm a turbo slut >tone it down to look more adult >whatever nigga, I'm gonna kiss you. >homecoming game >dance afterward, so I just wore my dress >our school vs what seemed like the NFL >snapchatting this guy I liked to forget about my teacher >LOOK WHO IT IS, MY TEACHER. GREAT >he sits right next to me >sees me snapchatting >records my name >later that night at the dance >snaps me 'hey' >YOU BITCH >I FORGOT ABOUT YOU >FUCK YOURSELF 'Ohey' >snap each other about life >hopes and dreams >gay shit
Here it comes next part, how our sordid love affair starts
>>570634000 Four of my ex girlfriends went into pornography after we broke up. The first one was a stripper to begin with so it wasn't a stretch but the others it was kind of random. One does those fucking machines videos, one does soft core lesbian porn, and the other two do BDSM stuff.
>be 16 >urge to kill >parents divorce >dad goes crazy >he buys two cute labradors and a cat >loves the shit out of them >talks to them all the time to cope >talks to them more than me >he is obsessed >they are completely untrained, he loves them so much he lets them get away with anything >clears out my mums old room and uses it as pet room >pets have bigger bedroom than me >annoyed as fuck >wait till all gone to sleep >dogs are sleeping with dad >cat is in pet room >put cat inside plastic bag >beat cat to death with hammer inside bag >INSANE THRILL RUSH >go downstairs >lure dogs out with toy >lock one dog in pet room >take other out to park >stab it in throat, watching it bleed >feel so powerful >go back home, lead other dog out and do same >leave pulpy cat in dog shit bin >next day dad has totall breakdown, completely in tears >then doesn't speak for two days >attempts suicide >I go to live with mum >visit him three months later >three foot beard, no showers, 7 dogs, at least 10 cats, some strays just come in through window >kill all of them >dad kills self
I convinced my parents that I'm in University and need money every few months for courses and stuff. They live a few states away and don't understand how shit works, been giving me 20K every year, for the last three years.
I have a friend who was diagnosed with cancer a few months ago. Been sleeping with his girlfriend (of about four years) for the last month. She comes over after work (which is usually pretty late) we have sex, hang out for a bit, she goes home to him. Bareback, tons of oral, cum inside her...pretty fun.
Had sex with an ex-girlfriend a while back. She got married in June, her and her husband moved away. She came back last month to visit friends. She confessed she still had feelings for me, I went along with it, some pretty awesome sex happened, she went home all full of regret and cum.
I used to work this super shitty retail job. One of the idiots who had access to the safe left it open and I stole all the money that was in there. It wasn't much, not even $250. There was a guy I really hated working there, so I went to the district manager (who had an office at that branch) and told him I saw that guy fucking with it. He was let go the next morning. Turns out they were looking for an excuse to fire him anyway. I quit that job about a week later, that place was nonsense.
Stole $20 from a friend a while back. He actually owed me $30, so there's that.
Faked being suicidal to convince an ex-girlfriend to get an abortion. Dumped her two months later, got a vasectomy. That was years ago. She's married now, just had a daughter a few weeks ago, so that's good.
Life can fun once you accept who and what you are. I'm a villain, even in my own story. Once I came to terms with that, life became a whole hell of a lot more fun.
got a few secrets here first one: when i was 14 I jerked off and jizzed in the inside of the bra of the doughter of my mother's friend that was staying by us for some weeks (she was something like 17 or so) Didn't get caught
> cousin was 14 me 17 > hung out with her a lot because same interests > I'd sleep on the floor of her room and she'd sleep in her bed when I would stay over > got horny one night and slid my hand up under the cover while she was sleeping > moving as slow as I can because I'm scared shitless, but can't stop myself > feel boobs through her shirt, no bra > penis harder than ever and nearly ripping a hole in my pants > pull shirt from under her (it was all bunched up under her and tight to her body in front) > carefully listening for her breathing to change. it didn't > move my hand up the front of her shirt about an inch a minute, with a pounding heart and throbbing boner > finally get to those lovely, big sweater puppies > better than I could have ever imagined. Firm, supple c cups with small nipples that harden to my incredibly light touch > she breathes differently and I, as lightly as I can with speed, remove my hand from her shirt and lie back down > Wait a bit and beat off in the bathroom
I have done this several times; each time pushing the limit until the day I got confronted by her.
>She gets drunk on a bottle of hard liquor >Passes out in her bed >I do my usual routine, slightly more reckless than usual due to thinking she's out cold >Beating off while molesting my cousin > Holding back cum for finale, edging for the right moment > slide off-hand down front of pants and touch her outer lips. They're tightly together and not like any others I've felt since then; almost hard in a "I can snap your dick off with pleasure" kind of way > her eyes pop open "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
I fucked this first nations chick years back in the produce cooler of this restaurant we worked at. We used all kinds of vegetables and shit on each other and put them back when we were done. We still used the vegetables in the restaurant. I found out like 5 years later she had HIV. Dont know if she had it back then or not.
We had a talk. She knew I was a virgin and asked why I did it (curiosity, or love) and I said what I thought she wanted to hear. Apparently not the right answer. She told me never to tell anyone and to never do it again, so I didn't. I feel like if I had said curiousity it might have gone better for me, so more's the pity, but whatever. At least I got the memories. We grew apart after that, naturally and neither one of us has ever talked about it since. Thing is, when I started all this, she got touchy and flirty when it was just us, so I think she knew for a while, enjoyed it but didn't want me to have the wrong idea and fall in love with her.
>>570634518 I have as well. Realized it when she spent a week at my place. The first morning she was gone I can upstairs and she wasn't there playing the guitar and it stung a bit too much in my chest. All I said was "Shit!"
But she is going through a phase. She will be gone all semester, road tripping with some French fling. I feel like she is hinting that I have a shot, but I don't feel good enough about myself right now to do so and also feel like this is horrible timing for the both of us. Yet, all I want to do is tell her and kiss her and make her promise to come back to me so we can figure this out. I'm scared that too much will change in those 5 months.
I've decided to get my shit together for her. I've stopped drinking, joined a gym and will quit smoking. I plan to be my best when she comes back. If she comes back. And even then I don't even know if she will want to or if it would work out. This could either be a horrible idea or she could be the best thing that ever happened to me. Or if I am imagining her side entirely and I fuck up the best friendship I've ever had.
>have uncontrolable sick thoughts >had tons of chances to fuck chicks and bailed out all of them cause phimosis and scared of lasting less than a minute >was 1 inch away of jerking of to my brothers gf while she was asleep >did the double dutch rudder with a m8 and don't regret it
>>570639267 yea the funny thing is that im not just being edgy for internets, ive been doing that shit since I was like 12, don't ask me why I get off to it, I just do. I haven't done it in like a year now though, the last time I did it I was way too grossed out.
I fucked a coworker on my 1 year wedding anniversary before I went home. I was also kicked out of the Marines 2 years into my 4 year contract for attacking a female 2nd LT. Never told anyone and just moved around for another 2 years before I went back. Didn't want them to look at me with shame.
When I was 13 I watched a girl about the same age drown in a public pool. When she started gasping underwater I couldn't take my eyes off of her, and when she went limp I stuck my hand in her lower bathing piece for a feeler and gave a her a quick kiss, which was weird because she was foaming a little from the nose and mouth. I pretended like I just noticed she was in trouble and waved for the lifeguard.
>>570634000 I tried to kill myself by overdosing on oxy took 12 and the girl I liked tried to wake me up and when I wouldn't wake up she started to cry but it was ok because I woke up a couple hours later
I fantasize about my uncle raping me. He used to touch me and shit when I was young, but never penetration. I never told a soul. He passed away a couple years ago, and now I get so wet imagining him holding younger me down, making me take his cock, ignoring my tears...
>one day I snap my coach face up, but I was wearing just a bra and panties and I was standing in front of a mirror >rush to delete >sent >opened >FUCK >coach responds 'stop trying to test me. I'm already hard.' With a pic down to his bulge > I send a shot of my ass >he sends a shot of his boner through his boxers >I send my bra >He exposes his pubes a bit >I send my bare boobs >he sends his full dick >I send him a pic of my pussy >he facetimes me and he faps on camera as I fingered myself >texts me, very first text, after a fucking year 'I want to cum so hard in you.' >Sext the entire night with phrases such as > 'I want to eat your pussy and drown in it.' > 'I can't wait to finger your velvet clit.' > 'I bet your nipples have been waiting to be nibbled and licked like they deserve.' >Don't stop sexting until 3 AM >Fingered myself all night, I could swim in my bedsheets and my fingers were pruned. >Come to school the next day as if nothing happened. >Say hi to coach and maintain normal conversation >Fingers still pruned > 'Looks like someone's been swimming a little too long' He says > his face when
>>570640791 No, cause all women think uncircumcised dicks are gross. At least that has been my experience. Never dropped my drawers once before the circumcision and not had the girl say something shitty or make a face or something. Spent the $2K and had it done. Best decision of my life. And the orgasms, as least for me, are better. The whole foreskin is where the sensitivity thing is bullshit. It's all in the coronal ridge.
> wanted pussy bad > Largest regret > sex wasnt even that good > now everytime I start hitting it off witha girl, I have this internal conflict on when/if i should tell them > Have a supreme aversion to Trailer parks now, havnt stepped foot in one since
>>570639293 The less I see of him the less it hurts. He can't work, he still lives with our mother and he is always holding his side in agony. I tried telling him about 8 years ago when he started saying the pain was just too much to bear. He racked up $20,000 in hospital visits and has not got around to paying it. Sometimes I just think that's life. If we were in the wild and not such "civilized" creatures, I'd have killed him as the runt simply by competing with him for food. I nearly killed him a few times before that just kicking his head in after we got into fights over things. If you're not an older brother it's probably hard to understand, but at a young age it's pretty easy to let rage take over as you hold onto ill will for days. Fucked up thing is, I still think of him as the best friend I ever had. He was so loyal to me and dependent on my decisions. I made up all sorts of games and things for us to do. I still remember them all and how happy it made me to know that he was happy. He was such a nice kid, but as we got older and I got bigger and bigger, I just got more aggressive and competitive and our mother gave us less and less, so started fighting over what we did get. I even stole thousands of dollars worth of video games for us to play. Hundreds of dollars in candy, Hundreds of dollars in baseball cards... so many things. I was a good thief, even though I got caught several times I still made off with a dozen games or so from each store before getting caught at them. Even stole a shit ton of snes games from a rental place. When I brought them home he'd be so happy. Yeah it sucks, so I live in the past, before I fucked up.
been with my gf for over a year. However recently I've been having mixed thoughts about being with her. I've just started college but she's in her last year of high school so I only see her weekends but I always feel like I'm missing out on college life as I have a gf and can't hook up with all the random college girls. Also because I have to come home at weekends I'm missing out on the college life. I'm not sure I love her but I can't break up as it will ruin her year of school and I'll feel bad. No idea what to do
>>570641357 Do you feel any guilt about it? No judgement, legitimately curious. My best friend fucked my ex like a month after we broke up and he was super apologetic and acted like he felt horrible but i always felt like he didnt give a fuck.
>>570635351 Not quite did this, but I was a complete asshole to make her break up with me cuz I was fuycking tires of our relationship and I didn't have the balls to do it myself. >>570637757 I'm still friends with the girl I did that to and appareantly I hurt her a lot anyway...
Also, when I was kid I was a total loser so I kept the love letters some girls wrote to my older brother in my wallet so that I could show them as school and make them pass as mine. Still ashamed of it today.
Every girl that I've been with (7 total in the past couple of years) I've intentionally tried to get pregnant because I think that way they'll be stuck with me forever. That way I always have someone in my life so I'll never be alone.
>>570641759 You get pain killers for a week or two. 90% of the healing occurs in the first couple weeks. Looks somewhat normal after a month. Totally can't even see or notice an incision scar after a year or two.
Sleeping is the worst. You can't get a boner when you are healing. But during the night, you get sleep boners and you wake up in pain, almost busting a stitch or two, which is a real possibility. Putting ice pack on my balls makes the boner go away in a few seconds. Works ever time.
Jacked off after a month of no sex or masturbation. Best orgasm I ever had. Felt like I cummed a gallon of gizz.
when im binging on stims i spread pics of exes n friends , i also when on stims have a fetish for daring my fiance to flash n moon her family i also want to have her or my friend get gangbanged. i also almost let my brother fuck my ex i sucked her tits as he saw us on his couch
>first girl I ever met that I could hangout with and not hate life. >She's fucking awesome >goes through two boyfriends as I watch. >WE fuck one night It was the best I've had >she had some mommy problems so I backed off >She moves to Canada >Drive from LA to Toronto did the whole I love you bullshit, we're married now.
Take the chance and chase her anon, you'll regret it if yo udont
>>570642517 It was an OTH. And other than honorable discharge. But I just put that I did my time on my resume and nobody asked any questions. It's come to the point where I've lied about so much, that I've started to believe it myself.
>>570636382 Every single male about the age of 14 wants to do that. It's how the human body works - you go through puberty and you're a suitable mate. Society just doesn't want you to do that because "women deserve educations" or something like that.
4 months ago I was a bitter 22 year old virgin lurking /r9k/. I got fed up with missing out on sex and I got an escort. Didn't cum. Had sex 3 more times since then and still haven't cummed yet. I can get off myself to porn pretty easily but when it comes to real sex it takes me forever. I think it's cus of the meds I'm on or maybe I'm just so used to porn. But this is bothering me lately
what should I do? and is do girls get turned off if it takes a guy a long time to cum?
>>570638461 Tried to be with a girl once (said she was 15) who was too tight to get into, got in some but couldnt get moving, she got hurt too fast.... I was 30... That was over a decade ago now.... Ahh the good old days. She was a virgin- but she did it for meth..
>>570641030 It's a difficult thing to reconcile, that's for sure. I'm by no means a very successful person, I live alone and I will die alone, no doubt. I won't kill myself though. There are a lot of people that I consider more fucked up than I am. When I did this I was a child, there are adults that do far worse things but they are not the reason I stay alive. It's the good that I see in the world that makes me want to stick around and see how things turn out. I probably won't live past 60, I've exposed myself to too much shit just being in an unventilated lab for years.
Ten years ago my actions causes an entire family to break down, two of them killing themselves, the other two are in a mental hospital I think, I don't want to think about this, it makes me sick and it's the worst thing I've ever done times 10,000 by far, I would an hero to go back and time and stop myself.
I've killed a lot of people. >Some girls in an apartment uptown >Some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 >An NYU girl I met in Central Park. (I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop) >Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun >some old faggot with a dog >another girl with a chainsaw >a model >My boss Maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it. I even tried to eat some of their brains. I guess I'm a sick guy.
>>570641412 >The whole foreskin is where the sensitivity thing is bullshit. It's all in the coronal ridge. >It's all in the coronal ridge. Which is protected by the foreskin you fucking dipshit retard.
If you do physical labor with your hands and don't use gloves your hands becomes hardened and you don't feel as much as you did before. This is why woman are so sensitive to electric shocks and hot surfaces.
If you didn't understand the reference the hand is the dick, the glove is the foreskin and the physical labor is fucking or fapping.
I still believe something deferent is going to happen in my life.... And it's getting in the way of doing anything for my future. I know i have to study harder, but I'm not sure that's the life I wanna live. I don't believe I'm made for sitting behind a desk all day. I don't want to
I literally stick out my chest at every second in public, and usually in private now too by habit. I'm skinny as hell, but kind of shredded, and doing this makes me look decent.
When I lost my virginity, I was tensing so hard to keep my boner, which made me fart, and I came before I even got fully inside her because I had to jerk myself to stay hard and then when I got hard enough, tried to go in her real fast.
When I was 19 my girlfriend went to college out of state. I had loved this girl since I was 12, and she was my best friend before we dated. My whole life revolved around her. We would talk every night, but she just stopped picking up the phone for 2 weeks. I got worried and eventually went to see her. She admitted to me that she was drugged at a party and was raped. My whole world fell apart at that moment, and I knew she wasnt the same. No matter how much I told her I loved her and that it didnt matter. I was devastated, angry, and felt weak and honestly wanted to kill myself.
For a few months I did nothing but sulk. My girlfriend dropped out of school and was a wreck. She refused treatment and didnt want to press charges and bring attention to what happened. I tried to keep our relationship alive but I wasnt strong enough for the both of us. Eventually it ate at me so bad I forced a name out of her, and I later confirmed it was an older post grad guy. We drifted apart after that. I found this guy's information and stalked him for a while. There was no way I could fight him, but I could not accept that he was living his happy life like nothing had happened. I eventually made a plan and followed him to his neighborhood. I waited outside his apartment for hours. When I finally saw him leave it was dark. At that point I was so nervous I was just going to drive off but something made me get out of the car. I followed behind him until he turned a corner into the parking lot. I tased him, put a thick bag over his head, and wrestled with him until he went limp. I never said a word and regret that he didnt die worse. No one saw me and maybe I got lucky that it was raining that day. I walked away, moved to a new place, and rarely think about it anymore. I still think about her all the time and i'm probably worse off for having done what I did because of the paranoia I've felt for so long. I've never since hurt another person
>after school >go to practice >wear my spandex again >he's looking at my ass and my ass only >excellent.png >after practice >last one again >'Want to go home?' Coach (who I'll refer to as D) asks >No >'want to fuck?' He says pretty bluntly >At your house, I guess > Go to his house >picks me up and kicks door open >his house is a fucking mess >go to his bedroom >leaves /fit/ open >what the fuck are you doing, D >lays me on the bed >I tremble and feel my nipples harden due to the cold >unbuttons my shirt and unhooks my front hook bra >pulls off my pants and starts licking and biting my nipples while rubbing his fingers on my pussy through my panties >I quietly moan because I don't want to scare his fucking dog By the way he has a dog >unbuttons his shirt and undoes his tie, leaving him with just an undershirt, and then goes back to licking and rubbing 'You're so wet, femanon.' >Bite lips as he one handedly unbuttons his belt and takes off his pants >I'M FRUIT GUSHERS AT THIS POINT >rubs his Coxk through his boxers through my panty covered pussy and stops >looks at me WHAT'S WRONG ASSCLOWN??? YOU WILL FUCK ME. >'I haven't had sex in a year.' He told me It's ok... >'I just..I want you to be okay with this. I want you to be fine with this.' I WANTED THIS FOR A YEAR. >Say no more, he starts going down near my lower torso, kissing it and around my pussy >I start grabbing the sheets because I can't handle it >He removes my panties >THE LEVY IS NOT DRY MS AMERICAN PIE >Licks me, eats me, all that >My moaning gets louder and I come in his face
Uhh, sorry for the details, but ya never forget 9/11 or your first time. More?
>>570634000 >be me >Have a group of friends >Have Friend A introduce you to their best friend Friend B >Become the best friend of each >Find out Friend B doesn't really like Friend A >Friend A starts liking you better, so they share deep dark secrets and so does B >You secretly despise them both >Plot to make them both hate eachother >Friend B tells you things that they hate about A in a chat >You warp the words and send to friend A >Friend A says bad things about friend B >You warp the words and send to friend B >Both of them dont talk to eachother anymore >Both of them think you are on their side >You still hate both of them but pretend to be their friend, because you get a kick out of them crying to you about missing the other friend. >You broke up two lifelong friends, how do you feel?
>>570643618 I'm here asshole. Was driving. I just shoved her and choked her out a bit. If it weren't for the fact the I had just got done doing a UN peacekeeping mission in Bosnia and Kosovo, I'm sure it would've been worse. It was officially listed as Misconduct so I got an OTH.
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