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Freshers week at uni, banged this girl yesterday....
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Freshers week at uni, banged this girl yesterday. you know what to do.
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You didn't mention a number so I'll just post.

"i want to fuck the asshole hole this time around"
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>>570630810
it's in the image file name, op is a fage
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>>570630921
How silly of me...

bumping for my own again. >>570630810
no one is here.. so how about just post mine
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>>570630489
i need tit pics for my scrapbook
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You might want to get checked.....
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>>570630489

Can we bring in my friend Billy next time?
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>>570630489
what uni
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>>570630489
"sorry, actually at the STI clinic right now :/ .... "
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>>570631395
Bath
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>>570631646
reroll
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>>570630489
Thanks for yesterday, best sex i've had since mom.
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Ol hete, ive been checked abd Im fine
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>>570631647
"yeh but ive got no money left and you need to buy all my fucking drinks you dirty dirty whore"
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"My friends name is Cyrus and hes a stupid bellend with no morals who wants to bang you"
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not out no, at the hospital getting something looked at "down there"
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Have nudes if anyone wants
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>>570632046
reroll
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>>570630489

> actually taking a photograph of the phone screen instead of a screenshot

m8...
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how much do i owe you for the sex last night?
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>>570632173
stop pretending to be op
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>>570632240
i'm drunk ok
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>>570632294
thread
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hey, will you come with me to the STI clinic this weekend? I got something that really needs looking at and I'd like some support :)
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>>570632294
reroll
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>>570632240
> thinking im satbon my comouter bejng a nerd gaggot on freshers week
het a life you fuckjng virgin
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>>570632791
>>570632294
being this much of a faggot
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>>570632813
reroll
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>>570632173
Looks like a disgusting mix of Ellen DeGeneres and Rocky Dennis
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>>570632294
rerolling.... 69 git
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fuck it, just reply with "yes, at xx club". Meet up and bang her again, but secretly film her to use as blackmail and share with us on /b/.
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>>570632173
Yes please
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Can't believe I got that slut to fuck me lol
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>>570632987
is that fucking Mussolini!?

how have I never seen that
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Tell her to come to Exeter, so I can bang her for the sloppy seconds.
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How does one bang a girl at freshers?

This is a legitimate question

During my freshers all I did was create a new character on lotro and advance by quite a few levels. so I enjoyed myself, but I get the impression this isn't the norm?
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>>570631646
rereroll
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>>570632294
69 git..
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"Hey 4chan what should I text this cumdumpster"

followed by "oops"
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>>570630489
yeah, out to get my dick in your ass
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>>570632294
roll
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>>570633516
It's so easy it's almost at the point they come to you. They're drunk, just moved into accommodation and want to fuck.

Knowing that, just take your pick
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at the STI clinic, catch you later babe :)
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let me come get of some that more fresherfuck
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>>570633516
OP HERE, soory tje best advice I can give ks to geg absolutely blackout, I just woke up in jer bed but I jad her number and shit
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>>570634529
BS over9000
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>>570632294
roll
Faggot OP, post singles next time.
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>>570634529
>OP HERE, soory tje best advice I can give ks to geg absolutely blackout, I just woke up in jer bed but I jad her number and shit
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>>570634529
OP your advice is bad and you should feel bad.

A faggot could have easily have raped you if you were that plastered
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>>570634409
rereoll
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>>570634529
> different color ID
> not OP
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lemme see ya prolapse
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>>570634409
reerolll
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You might want to get yourself tested.
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>>570631243
how gay can you get?
also, you are so fucking stupid you think youd be able to detect any stds after a week? It takes longer to mature than you ever will you faggot
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>>570631646
motherfucking re-roll
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>>570635532
That's not the point you fucking imbecile. The point is that he had an STD BEFORE he fucked her, and that's why she now needs to get checked.
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Should warn you I've got this huge-ass zit on the tip of my dick, hope you don't mind.
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No, and last night was a mistake.
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fuck bad news, ex just called confirmed HIV. we need to talk.
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>>570635769
finally get going op and hurry it up
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>>570635769
WE HAVE A WINNER. but it's anticlimactic
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69 is fucking hard to get idiot OP

why not just 6 or 9?

>>570632294

rollin.
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what uni you at nigga
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>>570636071
he said Bath
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>>570632294
Rolling for thisssssssss
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>>570630489
lrn2screencap you fucking piece of shit
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your body is horrid, cant believe i slept with you.

dont ever message me again.
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