Freshers week at uni, banged this girl yesterday. you know what to do.

You didn't mention a number so I'll just post.

"i want to fuck the asshole hole this time around"

>>570630810
it's in the image file name, op is a fage

>>570630921
How silly of me...

bumping for my own again. >>570630810
no one is here.. so how about just post mine

>>570630489
i need tit pics for my scrapbook

You might want to get checked.....

>>570630489

Can we bring in my friend Billy next time?

>>570630489
what uni

>>570630489
"sorry, actually at the STI clinic right now :/ .... "

>>570631395
Bath

>>570631646
reroll

>>570630489
Thanks for yesterday, best sex i've had since mom.

Ol hete, ive been checked abd Im fine

>>570631647
"yeh but ive got no money left and you need to buy all my fucking drinks you dirty dirty whore"

"My friends name is Cyrus and hes a stupid bellend with no morals who wants to bang you"

not out no, at the hospital getting something looked at "down there"

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Have nudes if anyone wants

>>570632046
reroll

>>570630489

> actually taking a photograph of the phone screen instead of a screenshot

m8...

how much do i owe you for the sex last night?

>>570632173
stop pretending to be op

>>570632240
i'm drunk ok

>>570632294
thread

hey, will you come with me to the STI clinic this weekend? I got something that really needs looking at and I'd like some support :)

>>570632294
reroll

>>570632240
> thinking im satbon my comouter bejng a nerd gaggot on freshers week
het a life you fuckjng virgin

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>>570632791
>>570632294
being this much of a faggot

>>570632813
reroll

>>570632173
Looks like a disgusting mix of Ellen DeGeneres and Rocky Dennis

>>570632294
rerolling.... 69 git

fuck it, just reply with "yes, at xx club". Meet up and bang her again, but secretly film her to use as blackmail and share with us on /b/.

>>570632173
Yes please

Can't believe I got that slut to fuck me lol

>>570632987
is that fucking Mussolini!?

how have I never seen that

Tell her to come to Exeter, so I can bang her for the sloppy seconds.

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How does one bang a girl at freshers?

This is a legitimate question

During my freshers all I did was create a new character on lotro and advance by quite a few levels. so I enjoyed myself, but I get the impression this isn't the norm?

>>570631646
rereroll

>>570632294
69 git..

"Hey 4chan what should I text this cumdumpster"

followed by "oops"

>>570630489
yeah, out to get my dick in your ass

>>570632294
roll

>>570633516
It's so easy it's almost at the point they come to you. They're drunk, just moved into accommodation and want to fuck.

Knowing that, just take your pick

at the STI clinic, catch you later babe :)

let me come get of some that more fresherfuck

>>570633516
OP HERE, soory tje best advice I can give ks to geg absolutely blackout, I just woke up in jer bed but I jad her number and shit

>>570634529
BS over9000

>>570632294
roll
Faggot OP, post singles next time.

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>>570634529
>OP HERE, soory tje best advice I can give ks to geg absolutely blackout, I just woke up in jer bed but I jad her number and shit

>>570634529
OP your advice is bad and you should feel bad.

A faggot could have easily have raped you if you were that plastered

>>570634409
rereoll

>>570634529
> different color ID
> not OP

lemme see ya prolapse

>>570634409
reerolll

You might want to get yourself tested.

>>570631243
how gay can you get?
also, you are so fucking stupid you think youd be able to detect any stds after a week? It takes longer to mature than you ever will you faggot

>>570631646
motherfucking re-roll

>>570635532
That's not the point you fucking imbecile. The point is that he had an STD BEFORE he fucked her, and that's why she now needs to get checked.

Should warn you I've got this huge-ass zit on the tip of my dick, hope you don't mind.

No, and last night was a mistake.

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fuck bad news, ex just called confirmed HIV. we need to talk.

>>570635769
finally get going op and hurry it up

>>570635769
WE HAVE A WINNER. but it's anticlimactic

69 is fucking hard to get idiot OP

why not just 6 or 9?

>>570632294

rollin.

what uni you at nigga

>>570636071
he said Bath

>>570632294
Rolling for thisssssssss

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>>570630489
lrn2screencap you fucking piece of shit

your body is horrid, cant believe i slept with you.

dont ever message me again.