anyone got that legendary greentext story of the fat beta faggot, who lost weight, then got a hot girl, and then put on weight again, growing a neckbeard and got a fedora?
This nigga has a grasshopper on his shirt.
> army fag married to dependspotamous x6 years.
> tired of fat bitch.
> no sex, didn't want to.
> volunteer to deploy. Don't get deployed fast enough.
> spend year getting in shape for special forces assessment and selection.
> wife leaves, meet girl around same time, when wife left home, fucked new chick less than one hr after wife left.
> date new girl for one month. She leaves me, death in family. Hit RCP for e-4.
> depressed for months, still do gym.
> hit RCP for e-4 soon after, so not only did I waste over a year getting in shape for SF and getting a packet together, I was looking at getting kicked out of the army.
> say fuck it, stop going to gym, no gf, no glory, no fucking point anymore.
> lurk on 4chan
I didn't try and high jack a thread, the fact that I was the only one posting in the OP's failed thread made me bored, What's got you so mad? Is it past your bedtime young one?
30 replies and noone got the pic im requesting? dammit
well ill guess ill bump with random 4chan shit
you forgot computer scientists.
hardware and software. and engineer is usually about "how do you build it without it fucking up". so basically it's "applying physics to constructions" as a degree.
but what is REALLY important for that "technological future" you're on about is definitely computer science. without it, you'll live in a world of colors and lights and data and things you do not understand, and while you don't understand them, they can control you without you noticing. best example is viruses that can hijack your computer, the fact that government communication and encryption is on the internet, that you're being spied at by pretty much everyone as soon as you
>use the internet without tons of security shit
>don't have a VPN
>have an antivirus program
>have a smart device
and loads of other things. there's too much things that spy on you that you could count. and no, I'm not blocking myself from all that as I have nothing to hide. but come on, there's bill gates and zuckerberg and about a few thousand other assholes stripsearching your personality just through data, and many don't even know. and it will increase in the future.
computer science will be a must-have in the future, if you don't want to be a slave of uninformedness.
and then again, there used to be cases where hackers nearly managed to make nuclear reactors somewhere around the mddle east go boom. that could've wiped out thousands of lives. and computer science is not only the tool to do that, it's also the thing you need to know how to stop such things and protect yourself/others from it.
you still think the world will revolve around having a degree in making stable card houses?
The fuck are you going on about. Learn how to construct a cohesive statement, with logical progressions. Perhaps you're thinking more along the lines of computer psuedoscience
yeah, thats not an archive of 4chan though its an archive of the images posted as original posts to the reddit 4chan subreddit, its there. i read it sometime in the last month or two if you could be fucking arsed to find it. NYPA BITCH
Lol, of course it got downvoted. Silly white knights sometimes make the mistake thinking their beloved feminists care even a little about them.
WOULD HAVE! I was a 68w for four years. Reenlisted for ASI m6 (lpn). Half way thru the year long school we get notified that the ASI is turning into an mos.
It FUCKED me because I was going to remove the ASI via 4187 and get W1 ASI and reenlist for 2nd ranger regiment at Lewis.
So SF was my ONLY option at that point. Now I'm just a fucking pog ass 68c now.
Thanks a lot AMED.
My best friend has a fat fetish and he did exactly that
Convinced his gf to gain weight and then dumped the newly-formed landwhale after a few months
Not even out of spite, he found a better girl
Awesome motherfucker, I bet.
I've been looking for the full version of this for months now, if anyone can deliver I'll give all my internets
>time flies when you're a faggot
lose my shit EVERY SINGLE TIME I READ THIS.
This scientifically makes no sense. What if an m&m lasts five rounds and then gets crushed? That doesn't make it weaker, you've been damaging the m&m every time. You should record how many rounds each m&m lasts, and then send back the one that lasted the most rounds.
It was real.
His Facebook was linked to his Steam account with pictures showing it was obviously him. Got angry because he never received shit. Changed his profile name and deleted his Facebook.
>mfw someone sent it to his relatives
The best part is that I was really feeling for that guy. In the midst of reading it, I never once thought it was fake. Emotions kicking in near the end. Then I read the poem like.. wow.. the day /b/ got to me.
he's probably the opposite
virgins think they're missing out on the best thing in the world whereas people who have had sex know it's great but not something that gives life meaning
I actually have some OC, but it's not great, interesting or funny, just related.
>Go out with girl
>Get into room
>Get her off twice
>She gets me off
>Do this 5/6 times
>7th time, shes nearly cumming "anon do you have a condom"
>Spaghetti - "n-n-no"
>"I think I have one one sec"
>She walks over to bag, grabs one
>She says do you want me to put it on
>I spaghetti and say I can put it on myself
>She gets addicted to me, for weeks on end we fucked day in and out, but since she has to go to uni further north hundreds of miles away we break up
>Distraught, depression for almost two years
>Lose contact with everyone from my year
>Get new GF last year
>Better than expected.jpeg
>Post on jewbook after years, adding my current GF to my profile, as she's whining that if I don't I wont have any commitment.
>Old gf messages, gets really upset
>Apparently she'd still been into me after these years, never fucked anyone else
Literally four days ago I found out she was finally dating someone new
>The guy literally looks exactly like me
>Tfw she's been fetishising me for almost two and a half years
The guy is exactly like me in almost everyway, but the difference is that I've gained confidence in the last two years, he's a depressing beta fuck.
>I ask her why she's dating a depressing version of me
>I point this out to her bf two days ago, mention how whenever he finally gets to fuck her she'll only be thinking about me.
>Tfw he's heartbroken and they break up
>She asks why and starts crying over the phone
I am a dick
She's cute though, and she's still only ever loved me. I've been in love with her body type (and face) myself for years.
I might go back, she was always nice but I feel partially responsible for all her lifes fuckups. ;_;7
>Playing Pokemon on shitter before school
>Still havent wiped
>Mon yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>Asks me if ive ever been kissed
>I take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like I cummed
>I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
>My sphagetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
>Bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>Teacher catches me
>Its penis inspection day
>My name is Alan Aardvark
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
>She wrestles me down and gets a magnify glass real close to my crotch
>Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
>She pukes on my dick
>I see greentext on 4chan
>I get horny
>Start looking at pictures of leaves
>Ignore actual porn on /b/, search google(dd-go actually) for 4 leaf clovers
>Get really horny over such glorious well formed beauty
>Tfw I jack off looking at leaves
penis inspection day was always the best, to me it was like free hand job day from the hot nurse, i would make that bitch check my shit until she knew every atom of my dick inside and out, and then i would cum on her face and say it was an accident
ive never seen so weak troll, literally go suicide
>sage mode level: new
shit has been re-posted a thousand times
i'll dump some oc and shit this is oc have a couple more
i have been lurking the halls of this cunt of a place since 2005. i have seen many truly disturbing things in this place. i have seen the best and worst of man with a single click. after all these years i have never turned away from my screen in utter disgust.. what an absolute mosquito of a human being.. fucking cunt
BOOM, other thread shut down, was look for where to post.
>Work at hotel
>Family moves in for a few months
>Petite girl with bigger than DD tits, tits that defy gravity, also has a small tight tush.
>Beta Fag coworker lust over her for months, and is her bitch. Accumulated couple thousand $, because he's to stupid to realize h's being used, even after being told numerous times.
>I'm helping beta fag, giving him GREAT advise, and inside info. I became really good friends with her, because I'm digging another chick atm, idc about helping him.
>Beta fag is insecure, gets jealous of my friendship. Tries to lie to split us apart, and makes up lies about the chick that I dig.
>I pretend I don't know what he's doing, let him think he fooled me.
>Chick had been making eyes at me for months, but I never took bait because I was concentrating on my chick. Nothing was going on w/ me and that chick, so I was okay with making big tits my hoe for a night.
>Prep b4 fuck fest: Grope chick for a few nights while I work the graveyard shift. I Pretty much rubbed this girl all over her w/ clothes on, made her really lust after me.
>Get invited to kick back, kick was over, didn't even make it out of the garage, where we said bye to the last ppl, before I fucked her.
>Next night I'm at work, coworker comes in to visit on his day off, tells me all about he fucked her. He tells me he woke her up, yada yada yada, he says "She sat on my face, and I ate her out for almost an hour." MFW I realize she didn't shower, she still had my man juices in her.
>Didn't fuck her again since I was getting inside info the whole time, I wasn't sure if I could trust her, knowing how she manipulated Beta Fag.
does anyone have the link to a video clip that seems like its from a show or movie but the dude get raped by the ghost? Not the shit for the haunted house movie, I think they were dressed in colonial clothes
10/10 would bury hatchets in their heads
Story ends with Beta fag stealing a laptop, gets caught, and I fap at the thought of Beta Fag life going down the drain, but not enough to tell him, fucker might kill himself.
He also tried to get into my twitter, he knew my account name, it only has two followers but I still tweet time to time, just random as shit so IDC that he knows it. I know it was him because I had pretty much cut off my online persona at that time in my life, he was the only one that would target me, and so sloppily too. I get notified of password change request, I change password right away. Here is the kicker, I know Beta Fag's twitter, his life is sad, and I get to enjoy it. (I at this point have jumped moves ahead of him, I follow one of his 11 followers, so I chose the one that follows a little amount of ppl so I can always keep track., I change my twitter handle name, and make another account as under past twitter handle so URL lives on.
i feel sorry for OP tons of stories, not the right one....
i'm the guy, glad I can share the story again
>be me, 16
>feel like a fat fuck
>i need to lose weight
>i jerk off for the next few hours
>right arm done
>few hours later
>left arm done
>my arms are small but the rest of me is fat
>what the fuck happened
>go to the gym
>i still look like a faggot
>go on a treadmill for 30 minutes every day
>a few weeks later
>thinking to myself "looking good, anon"
>go to a party at a friend's house
>not fat anymore
>"hey have you lost weight anon?"
>1 hour later
>we end up going to my apartment
>ended up dating for a long time
>2 years later
>been eating unhealthy for the past few years
>cum on 9/10 qt 3.14 i've been dating
>set background wallpaper to undressed anime girls
>make it spew out bullshit strings
>"i look so much like a hacker"
>jerk off with my head
>cum inside my fedora
>put fedora on
feels good man
why there are so many threads like this recently?