Taking requests.

>>570507543
knife in dick

turn alarm clock upside down

>>570507543
Cut it off, faggot...

>>570507669
No knife, plus why would I hurt my dick.

Stop being a faggot.

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>>570507707

>>570507543
wear a condom
get it loaded
inflate it on your head till it explodes
post results

i dont care if you censor your eyes

also captcha :eExprem her

cum in a shot glass

>>570508231
Good idea, but I have no condoms.

>>570508320
fuck

>>570508256
Cum is the thread finisher.

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Put your dick on her face

>>570508320
go buy some good dammit

>>inb4 op delivers

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>>570508572
Here you go.

Actually touch your dick to her face please

suck your own dick

>>570509142
That's as good as it gets bro.

>>570509229
It won't reach.

Put your dick on top of your toaster.

post a fapping video

>>570509442
This guys fucking quick.
>>570509525
No toaster in the room.
>>570509574
Only pictures.

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put your dick on her face

Show us your cumming limits

Put your a coat hanger on your dick

stick something in your ass

Taking requests but no videos no knife no toaster running out of ideas here

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>>570509697
Looks like pizza.
>>570509746
Here you go kind sir.

>>570507543
Requesting you put that dry babby dick back in your tighty-whities and go to bed before your mom comes in.

I told u man put a FUCKING coat hanger on your dick. WTF nigger

nvm sorry bb didn't see the last pic! Ok now put ur dick in a drawer.

Write "faggot food" on your dick

>>570510456

do it u wot m8

Use the pen that is in the drawer in the hotel room

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>>570510415
Last request for you.
>>570510456
No.

>>570510693

fine cya later faget

Ok you suck at this...I'm out.

Keep the request coming.

Put dick in bowl of milk

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>>570511923
As close as I could come.

Put dick on pillow

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>>570512609
Dick on pillow.

What should I cum on?

put a hat on your dick

>>570514116
I don't have a hat in my room.