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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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non-porn webms

This doesn't count as porn since it won't turn you on.
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@570176398

That is disgusting. Delete it now!
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Where can I see him remove it?
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q
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>>570176398
>>570176507
>>570176576

Same guy.
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>>570176698
How?
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>>570176398
That's where you're wrong
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After all these years on /b/ there are still things that blow my mind.
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>>570176398
>won't turn you on.
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>>570176398
He is proof there are people who get turned on by doing this, and it is sexually related since its his dick. So it does count as porn ish
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>>570176398
I'm waiting for it to pop
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>>570176507
>@
like wtf are you that new?
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>>570177546
Oh god yes.
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>>570177117
this guy is cancer and i hope he drowns down there and no one knows.
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I think the threw him the towel to prevent the dock from licking the wound.
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>>570176398
ive seen quite a few of this blod dudes gifs and shit but never the one op posted holy fuck I am shock

whats the guys name?
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>>570177352
fun fact: this guys dick is pretty much completely silicone and completely useless.
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>>570177709
fuck
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>>570176398
someone will find this device buried in the ground in the future and will actually study it to find it's use
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This happened at a US in Texas shooting range. The instructor had hit on the kids 13 year old girlfriend and the kid decided to kill him and play it off as an "accident".
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>>570177730

>whats the guys name?

Chris Swollenballs
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>>570177910
Woah..
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>>570177709
The dog was only curious about him being so fuckin loud haha

They were too fucking paniced at trying to get a phone to think about where the towel went

"just go get mom" kind of shit thinking
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>>570176398
>Implying
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>>570177789
Wow
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>>570178181
why?
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>>570178181
aww fuck, that burned into my retina..
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>>570178185
I want this in human size!
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>>570177789
awesome
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>>570178040
did he just really just do that to his grandma?
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>>570177789
and then you throw it down the drain
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>>570176398
Who the fuck said that wouldn't turn me on
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>>570178181
kinda looks like a red rose
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An an mech. engineer I wonder with CAD tool they use to design those? Also, do they do an FEM analysis too?
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>>570177546
>Non-porn thead
>Posts this
What are you doing?!
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>>570176883
this can't be real, sperm lives for like 3 days or so.
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>>570178607
guys dont mess with the level 88 euphoric wizards
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>>570178795

>whith

*what
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>>570178795
is it just me, or does this look like a fun workplace?
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>>570178976

With daily 8 hour shifts that workplace will probably lose his appeal pretty fast, I guess.
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>>570178890

>this can't be real

That is magic. You cun't understand it, you just have believe in it.
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>>570179287

That shit is actually beyond a point where it becomes a criminal offence.
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>webm thread
>no sound
>3MB file limit
It's as if you people like eating shit.
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>>570179390
dude wat
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>>570178890
also his dick got smaller
>>570179269
someone should use that for a photo flash
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>>570179135
that guy got drowned in pussy that day
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>>570179287
got them sauce?
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>>570179287
I feel sorry for the poor lady. How does one became so desparate to agree somethink like this happening to them?
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>>570178795
i would rather work in dildo factory than here.
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>>570177789
perfect.
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>>570178181
this cant be healthy
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>>570179483
that file name
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>>570179390
Elite Pain was similar and they got v&, especially when word got out that the girls didn't exactly sign up for extreme BDSM.
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>>570177546
Fuck, made me hard.
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>>570178292
what the fuck
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>>570176398
>inb4 people say they fapped that
>inb4 his cock explodes
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>>570179645
I like the idea of someone breaking into my car and finding my spare pair of underpants and the 80c of change I have in my cup holder.
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>>570179661
Meant to reply to >>570179287
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>>570176398
what in the fuck is that?
>OP define "porn"
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>>570179483
shakespeare said it better!
Out, vile jelly!
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>>570177709
Jooo-laa-leee
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>>570179661
pretty sure that IS elite pain
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>>570179661
>they got v&
what does this mean? the site/studio got shut down?
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>>570177035
please keep in mind that there are also people who get turned on by seeing a tree
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>>570179483
and that's why i hate cats
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>>570179929
google 4chan party van
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>>570177910
No this was in russia and was a prank... but the gun was actually loaded.
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>>570176507
bye
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>>570176398
guess again OP
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>>570179929
Like actual prison for the creators for beating the shit out of the girls.
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>>570179992
I don't get it. So the FBI went to arrest elitepain studio guys?
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>>570180294

Got a news source confirming that?
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>>570180416
confirmed for idiot
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>>570180437
Find it yourself nigger, I just remember when it happened, since unlike a snails I am capable of retaining memories for larger time periods.
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>>570180437
That was good
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>>570180437
that guys fucking face a the end, lol
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>>570176698

what? why?

I'm not against gays, but this shit deserves the death penalty.
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>>570180582
I don't even know what you're saying, why would the FBI go after guys in a different nation?
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>>570178795
i want to see this on how its made
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>>570177789
That'll be $500 please
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>>570180606

I googled it and nothing came up.
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>>570177910
thats a fucking lie
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>>570180860
Unfortunate. You are likely dumb.
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>>570180780

Yeah, ordering some cum shots from him would prolly be cheaper.
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>>570180860
From which Jackass is this scene?
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>>570177789
i sit here sipping my rum and coke having a great time i see this and now i cant stop crying i feel like pouring my drink on the floor
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>>570180437
the guys at 0:32 and at the end. Lol
who was this performing?
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I wish I could upload the one with the guy shoving a jerbal up his ass but I'd get auto-banned for it.
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>>570179287
shit, i'm curious now, what was it of?
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shouldn't everyone who's posting celeb nudes be getting v&? it's been all over the news the feds are working to stop it on 4chan
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>>570181287
Why?
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>>570179661
I missed it.

What was it?
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>>570181332
becauseof niggers
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>>570177789
what drink is this?
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>>570181287
Beastialitys fine man

not illegal
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>>570181332
Because niggers.
>inb4 banned 4 hatespeech

>>570181346
This was years ago. They basically beat the girls up pretty rough. As it turns out a lot of them didn't sign up for shit this extreme, just some light modeling bullshit.
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>>570180437
guy;s face at the end is priceless
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>>570180996
i had to watch this three times because i kept laughing so hard i knocked the mouse off of the thumbnail, restarting it
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>>570181209

>Dropkick Murphys
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>>570180860
Wild boyz was a 5 star show.
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>>570181287
>>570181597
Someone was already banned for that. I know, we talked on the better imageboard about it. I can't tell you which one since even the link will get me autobanned by Big Brother. We have webms with sound.
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>>570181129
Wildboyz
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>>570181610
Ah yeah i missed the gif.

fucking pchan

so shitful

Post some real webm's please
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>>570177709
Fuck man but like Isn't that ment to be one of the strongest bones.Sure that would have hurt a bit but to snap so fucking easily? musta just been the perfect amount of angle and bad luck to just pop like that
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>>570181597

>Beastialitys fine man
>not illegal

Yes, but animal cruelty is, which sticking up a live animal up your ass qualifies as.
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>>570181759
wtf is with that?

I mean this is /b/ man the only rule is meant to be 'no cp'
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>>570181831
Na man. 1st amendment

No rule against video's of animal cruelty

Freespeech
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>>570177789
It's a rum martinez https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE&list=TLct4NSBH-g4tHA_vTDXIj_9-RfJUuhdjo
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>>570181909
lol shit like this makes me feel so much more balanced as a person.
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>>570181129
It's from wildboyz
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>>570180118

why is this juxtaposed with spring break clips?
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>>570181909
>pays for this shit and defends himself
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>>570181909

That can kill you.
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>>570181858
Heh, if only you knew. J00t turned on us and implemented a police-state overnight. A lot of us migrated to a better imageboard, but the link is like the curse on Voldemort's name. Say it and the faggitors come down on you for free.
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>>570178292
Thats just awkward as fuck.Why do people with disabilities always try to ONLY specifically do shit they cant do anymore I swear its always the case.I lost my fucking fingers in an accident but i still want to play the fucking flute perfectly heres some wierd way I pulled it off ..(shows machine or playing with foot or some ridiculous shit )
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>>570179135
>filename

implying that The Avengers and the Iron Man films don't have massive casual audiences and that the suit wouldn't have at the very least won him some nerd poon.

It's not like the fucker dressed as some obscure wizard from D&D or something.
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>>570177789
Now that's classy
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>>570179483
I would punch the fuck out of that cat if that happened to me
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>>570177883
>romans had copper rods to push up eurethra to make penis bigger, had "jack off houses" with pornography painted on the walls and 1 person stalls or group stalls with tables to jack off on.

>it already happened
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>>570182203
Yeah I was here.

Its mental man. idk where we go from here but I'm just keeping my peace and not raiding or doxxing

Are we even allowed to complain about 4chan on /b/ atm?
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>>570182223
Oh my god!
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>>570177789
I guess the showmanship is wasted on me. I would love to try the drink, but a bunch of this just seems like wasted effort and fluff. I want to see a guy that almost looks like a mad scientist while he makes it, not a salesman.
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>>570180860
Original hungarian report
http://www.art-noir.de/

and a translation

Hungary: Well-known SM porn production company raided by police

Budapest, 27/01/2010

The rooms of the world famous SM-porn producer "Mood Pictures" in Budapest, which also produced the film series "ElitePain," "Mood Castings" and "ElitePain Castings" was raided over the weekend by a special unit of the Hungarian police. Three operators of the company were temporarily detained.

The police accused them of illegal detainment [Freiheitsberaubung] and assault.

The week before, the police had received an anonymous letter by a performer who claimed to have been detained against her will and also to have been abused.

The woman had responded to an advertisement by the production company, which offered a fee in the range of 350 to 700 euros for work as a porn actress in a BDSM film.

The actress was handcuffed and beaten at the start of the filming. When she wanted to end the action by using a prearranged Safe Word, this was ignored by the producers, according to the woman.

The building was initially under surveillance and eventually raided by a special police unit, as it was - according to a police spokesperson at a press conference - highly secured. In the building, drugs and pain killers were found.

According to the police a major investigation is now underway, who of the many performers of the production company may have been detained, struck against their will, or otherwise tortured...

(The websites of the company since the weekend are no longer available online.)
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>>570182223
what the fuck is that
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>>570182326
what other shit can you tell me about the romans?
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>>570179483
This is why dogs are better.
I dont know why but I thought the cat was going to shit first. Because it was showing his ass.
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>>570182369
Do you think this will happen to facialabuse?
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>>570181129
It's not. It's Wildboyz. It was on for a short time with just Chris Pontius and Steve-O doing things with animals and such. They would often have Manny, the animal expert from the other Jackass related stuff, on there when they were dealing with certain animals.
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>>570182332
>Are we even allowed to complain about 4chan on /b/ atm?
Global Rule 8. Now they're actually enforcing it, and with /q/ being gone there's no lawful way for dissenting opinions to be heard.
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>>570176698

I thought I'd seen everything.
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>>570182384
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=half-dog+pig
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>>570176398
is he died?
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>>570182223
What the fuck am I watching?
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>>570182223
what
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>>570181610
wouldn't it be wonderful if they shipped them to afghanistan and they got their own real life lashings?
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>>570182095
stupid
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>>570182223

Fuckin' slenderdoge.
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>>570182426
dumb bitch
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>>570182095
So.. why are people setting themselves on fire?
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>>570182469

>showing his ass

It's a cat woman.
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>>570178795
Now I feel like working as upper management in a dildo factory
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>>570182535
So that leaves 4chan where?

sounds like its just lost any actual purpose.

It was a containment site filled with containment boards.

i'm honestly surprised there has been very little backlash from the freaks this place is meant to lock up.

The real question is where the fuck is Chris.

one jewtube stream and he could end this instead of this disastrous damage control by these mods.

I mean no one really gives a fuck about gamer gate but we do care about this site.

That and like actual SJW's turning up? Fucking weird man
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>>570179483
AYY LMAO
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>>570182802
was the ball still in play?
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>>570182384
frogdog
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>>570182869
wat
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>>570182869
dude wat
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>>570182095
This is natural selection.
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>>570182889
Yes, that's the whole point of it being a fail.
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>>570182835
i'm honestly surprised there has been very little backlash from the freaks this place is meant to lock up.
During last weeks riots a shitton of people got banned. Since they were still banned on the weekend they all migrated to the better site and stayed there, since it really is better. Enjoy your cesspool.
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>>570182469
>>570182320
>>570179980
You are all TARDS.
If you get yourself a pet, ANY PET, you must first learn its ways. This shit wouldn't have happened if the girl was even remotely interested in actually raising that animal and taking care of it.
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>>570179980
Then you're not one of us faggot.
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>>570182835
Also turns out moots gf is an sjw. Betafag got pussywhipped into turning this place into another hugbox.
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>>570178181
I want to see someone chomp their jaws into that like they're eating an apple.
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>>570182925
>>570182934
Some people have half their brain removed for medical reasons. The other side can take over. Check this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MKNsI5CWoU
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>>570182869
more of bowlhead than jarhead.
I guess when you dont use your whole brain its okay for some of it to be blown off. Now hill billies make sense. They're preparing for war. Stragegery... neh neh neh.
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>>570178040
everything is going wrong
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>>570183079
Holy fuck, shut up. You act like people aren't allowed to joke around on the internet.
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>>570179483
she should be glad she didn't get her eye ball scratched open
she avoided losing an eye and got scratched under on her face
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>>570176398
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>>570179269
This seems like it would be dangerous. He's cleaning black from a surface, which lasers work better on dark colors...like a black balloon will pop from a laser while a white one won't.
So, if he cleans off the black layer to reveal a shiny reflective layer, what's to stop the laser from reflecting onto him or his clothes? Obviously he'd be wearing some eye protection/face mask, but what else?
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>>570179483
I'm bleeding from the eye oh I know, call someone and stare at a fucking intense light in a dark room stretching the wound. thats a good idea right
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>>570182985
its not better.

Limited userbase means a limited amount of content. And its mainly all 'fuck halfchan' atm

Honestly there's not even any ideas on whats pushed this whole movement.

It'll die out soon.

>>570183108
Yeah the more interesting thing is the effects of SJW rhetoric and how its actually really damaging to people and the community.

I'm actually a sociology major. While marginalising and alienating people works out very badly, a forum like 4chan actually is more inclusive than the real world in the sense that everyone is accepted here somewhere.

Just children who want to control others are going to have a bad time. But fuck them hey. They can go elsewhere or start thier own threads and play that game elsewhere.
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>>570179483
The fucking hit marker
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>>570182168
You wish, you dumb nigger.
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>>570183272
What the fuck
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>>570178185
lost it
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>>570183403
>
howtobasic

My countries greatest gift to the world.
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>>570180437
I'm sorry band guys. I know how much this pisses you off. fuck drunk party chicks getting on stage
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>>570183272
Suddenly, I'm a vegetarian.
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>>570182780

To protest government spending.
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>>570180996

>vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU
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>>570182869
explain pls. do he not have a brain? how is it possible?
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>>570183510
country's **
I know the curriculum is shit but fucking hell dude.
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