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>>570128040
tnks bb. You've given me new hope.

It went well.

Then again my sister is mentally challenged.

>>570128264
L-like, in a wheelchair, drooling, challenged?

I would, but it's kinda midnight here and she's gone to bed.

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>>570128508
That's no excuse. You have to.

Sister is emotionally unstable and extremely angry. Doing now, will post results.

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Come on, guys. Bump

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I have two imoutos.

Which one?

Both?

Just went down to the living room where she was watching a movie and hugged her. Asked me what I wanted and if I was okay.

>>570129125
Did you tell her you love her?
>>570129114
Yes, both.

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I-I have 3 sisters, which do I choose! ;-;

>>570129324
I did not

>>570129385
You have to tell her you love her, /b/ro!
>>570129368
The one that is most kawaii

>>570128351

She's not like severely challenged, she just has a speech impediment and can't read very well. Other than that she's fine.

>>570129368
All of them, then fuck her right in the pussy!

>>570129620
Ah, that's not too bad. I'm glad it went well, Anon.

>>570129495
That would be the youngest. I think shes starting to catch on from the previous times ive gone down this time at night because of these threads.

>>570128687
Guys I fucked up. Sister got pissy with me, and after I huged her she scratched me with her long ass bitch nails, and, I kinda did something I'm not proud of

>>570129859
*sigh* what happened?

>>570129495
Just told her, she said "I love you too"

>>570129859
Greentext nao
>>570129841
You must do it again. For your sister!

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>>570129324

Youngest imouto was in her bed, on her iPad. Jumped on bed, wrapped her in hug while laying down. Said "I love you," she just gurgled in response trying to be silly. Repeated it, so she said it back. Then we just started saying "I love you" to each other until I tickled her belly a bit and ran away.

Older younger imouto was on her computer in her room, watching highlights of Super Kami Guru from DBZ Abridged. We just did quotes back and forth at each other until I hugged her and said "I love you," to which she responded in kind. Also asked me not to make her "go to life tomorrow," which consists of school and swimming.

NEET 4 lyfe. Imoutos are just jealous.

>Mfw don't know my sister cause dad is a faggot

> Walk into living room
> Hey you little brat *hug*
> She says " whats wrong with you, you retard"
> "I just wanted to hug my little sis"
> " you just wanted to feel my tits on my chest"
> Walked away with a weird boner.

Im now horny thanks guys......

>>570130739
Sounds like good relationships, Anon. I'm jelly.

I'd love to, but i can't afford to go halfway across the country to go see her. It also sucks that we haven't seen each other in over a decade.

>>570129976
>>570130041
>See sister
>"I love you"
>she got cold with me "What? Shut up."
>"but I do!"
>Get closer to her
>She's not in a particularly good mood
>"What the heck are you doing?"
>Sister is 9, I easily hug her and she can't stop me
>Starts her high pitched bitch whail
>Digs into me with her disgusting, uncleaned claws
>Get angry, I was trying to show her love
>Push her away
>She charges at me, nails with my blood underneath them, ready for another cunt-attack
>Punch the bitch square in the face
>Pretty fucking hard
>She falls down, doesn't even cry

What do guys, parents will be home in an hour, if they know what I did, I'm fucked.

>>570127070
>tfw no sister
but if I did that to my cousin she'd probably hit me

>>570127070
>Get shovel
>Go to backyard
>Dig
>Pull up sealed black bag
>Hug.

Mm, squishy.

>>570130975
You're screwed m8
>>570130918
You need to go do it again. She'll giggle and it could lead somewhere, Anon. If you're into that kind of stuff/if she's a qt.

>>570130951

We love each other to pieces, it's basically the Heaven of sibling relationships. Unfortunately I've attempted suicide in the recent past and continue to be crippled by chronic depression, so it makes their affection result in unnecessary feelings of guilt, which creates this chain of me avoiding contact, conversations, etc.

I do what I can to be there 24/7, but sometimes I'm just not there mentally. I don't give a shit how I feel, but because they get worried, I feel upset.

But on the plus side, hyper-cute imoutos. That's worth a few shitty things on my end. Your jelly is warranted.

>>570130975
rape then tell her you'll kill her if she ever tells anyone anything, problem solved.

>>570130975
>9

get naked, get a rope, hang from your dick

shit anime. kuroneko was way better.

>>570127070
B-but I don't have an imouto. The closest I have is nieces but they're both a couple states away. I wish I could just go down the hall and hug one of them. They're so pretty, I wish it wasn't illegal to do more than hugging them.

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>>570130975
>>570131208
anons pls

>>570131396
I'm sorry to hear of your struggles, Anon. I hope you can get better and see the brighter side of things (such as loving sisters who are always there for you).

>>570131208

underrated post

>>570131643

It's definitely keeping me tethered to this shit life, let me tell you. Other things just aren't capable of doing that.

>>570131463
>>570131414
Fuck you guys, I need a real solution.

my sister's gross hell no

>>570131869
Pic to evaluate grossness.

>>570131790
Stop being a faggot and take responsibility

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>tfw no imouto

>>570131790
Tell your parents that your a pervert and need help ASAP

>>570131790
Give her a bit of money to keep her mouth shut

>>570131790

>apologize calmly, not overly, tell her what you did was wrong
>tell her that when your parents get home, you want to talk about what happened with her there
>in front of the parents, apologize again and remind her that she is your sister and you love her
>walk away looking depressed as fuck and don't come out of your room or respond to anyone until the next day
>everything solved the next day

There you go.

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My sister lives far away. So i can't really do that.

>>570132391
That's too bad. ;_;

>>570132146
This is looking like the best solution, but she hasn't woken up yet.
>inb4 dead
shut the fuck up faggots, I checked her pulse, she's not dead.

I wish I had a sister :(

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>>570132391

No excuses, you piece of shit. Call/text her and tell her you love her.

We don't need results, just fucking do it. If I can appreciate my sisters and be there for them and be ready to give 5 seconds of my time to remind them I'm here, then so can you.

Do it, faggot. DO IT.

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Both of my sisters are asleep

So, no.

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>>570132819
He's got a point.

I don't live in the same house, or even town, as my sister.

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>>570132819
I would... But, she left a couple years ago and never said a word. I have only heard from her once since then.

>>570132589
If she doesn't look like she'll wake up for a while stick your dick in her mouth.

>>570133097
You have to.


>>570133220
>>570132819

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>hit me
>called me a faggot

>>570127070
I only have a brother, and there's basically nothing you could threaten me with to get me to call him.

>>570130739
Hey, I've screencapped that scene from Toradora too.

>>570133426
But did she do it/say it in a cute way?

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>>570133397
Make me.

>>570133395
going by his luck she'll wake up once he puts it in

>>570133629
If I make you laugh, will you?

She's acting strange around me now

inb4 incest

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>>570133801
Im sure a weaboo can't make me laugh.

>>570133803
Your imouto has been replaced by an alien, perform exorcism.

>>570133803
She wants it, Anon.

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>>570133970
pls

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>>570133290

If you have a means of contacting her, use it. If you don't find one.

Phones, social media, something. You have the capability.

As an older brother, I'll accept an "I can't" from you when your options are truly exhausted.

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>>570134217
Not even a smirk.

I guess no love for the sisters.

>>570127307
Wht show is this ? Srs

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>hugs back
>"aww thanks, anon. I love you too."
>this is pretty much a daily occurrence for normal families

>>570134354
What would you do if you had a half-sister who didn't even know you exist because of a father who didn't accept you as him son?

>>570134449
You're only hurting yourself, Anon. I wish the best for you.

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>>570133970

He probably can't, but I can.

Go hug your sister, chickenshit.

>>570127070
>they are washing up getting ready for bed
>hug each of them and kiss them good night
>come back and lay down
Triple Imouto Master Race reporting in

>>570134658

In spite of the relationship with the father, I might still strive to have some kind of relationship with the half-sister. It's not fair to give up on one person because of the actions of another.

Granted, I don't know your situation. I'm blessed with my sisters and have it easy in comparison. But I can still value the relationship in spite of that, I know what I have.

So fight for it.

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>>570134449

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>>570134354
Trust me i could if i would anon. But, i just don't have the luxury of a loving family.

She told me to quit being a fag.

>>570134973
More than my relationship with my father, I think it's the fear of being rejected by my sister

On the other hand, it really annoys me that I could even have others siblings I don't know about

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>tfw no sister

>>570134724
Smirked

>>570134994
Repost crap.

No one is going to tell me the name of the anime im on my phone also im on the subway with my sis i hug her and said i love u ppl said awww and thought we were couple she said not to do tht in public she was embarrassed as hell lel

>>570134594
Ore no Imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai
or just Oreimo for short

>>570133632
you sneaky fuck

>>570133593
No it was an agressive forceful punch and a mean and hurtful insult

>>570135385
Oreimo. I like it.

Call her cute, Anon. Post results.

>>570127070
I hate my sister though. She's scum.

>>570135519
That sucks. Do you two have a strained/distant relationship?

>>570130975
>Starts her high pitched bitch whail

I giggled

>>570135819
No

>>570135691
Why do you feel this way? I'm curious.

>>570135819
She's made at me for molesting her years ago. We were kids, I didn't know what I was doing.

>>570127070
Don't have that kind of relationship with her OP, not gonna happen

>>570136094
Maybe it's time to hash it out with her. Sit her down and apologize, reason with her. Is that a possibility?

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>>570135251

I'm sorry. If I could, I'd trade places with you and then I'd be able to sudoku in peace. Everyone wins.

>>570135291

Don't let the fear control you. Rather, use it. Let it flow and twist it into excitement, like a little taste of madness that drives you to do something in spite of how scary it might be.

The thrill of rushing into danger will make you feel more alive than a slow and wasteful moment of regret. And besides, you never know.

Maybe taking steps and trying for a relationship for her could inadvertently improve the one you have with your father.

>>570135324

A smirk is a hole in your armor. Try this on for size.

>>570136094
Are you stupid?

>>570136094
>molesting her
Why would you do that?
Damn it, anon, don't you know how to tenderly love your imouto?

>>570135582
Me: anonsis has anyone ever told u how cute u r
Her: why r u such a fag

>>570136323
How did she say that?

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>>570127070
I would totally go and do this for you, OP, but my sister lives three states away, it's late, and she has an overprotective, paranoid boyfriend. I could probably handle him, but I seriously doubt my sister would be happy that I beat the shit out of him in their apartment just so that I could hug her and tell her that I love her.

>>570127070

No. She too mean.

>>570136543
Just call her and tell her your love her. The boyfriend is in the wrong for evening trying to deny a sister and brother relationship. You have and will forever know her longer. Call her, Anon.

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>>570136543

You're her fucking brother. Both of you need to understand what it means to have a sibling relationship, and that it's something that easily trumps some shitty backwards "relationship" with a guy she's not likely to spend the rest of her life with.

Make time, and let her know. If for whatever reason you're with her and the boyfriend is in the area, do as you fucking please. Because guess what?

You're the brother. YOU'RE the one who has the right to be overprotective, not that doucher.

Do what you goddamn please as long as it's for her sake, and if that little shit cops an attitude, realign his jaw.

Man the fuck up and do it for the imouto.

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>walk into her room
>what do you want anon?
>me: can I have a hug?
>why? thats so weird
>I go and hug her anyway
>she does nothing for a second then hugs back
>TFW she doesnt let go first
>she holds me close
>I'm scared
>she let's go and smiles and says we should do that more often
Wat do?

That feel when I moved out of the house and now my mom refuses to let me talk to my sister

>>5700130975
Play the victim, tell them you just wanted to show them love and shit. Obviously they will say you already know she's not ok bla bla, but then them it's still unfair that you get levied because she can't stand her emotions, and yet harm you.

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>>570136250
Thank you

>>570130739
Fuck you OP that pic is fucking cute. I don't feel manly anymore thanks a lot.

>>570136893
incest

>>570136893

You should do that more often.

How is this even a question?

>>570136893
suck her dick

>>570136893
Be a good brother. Grow close to her and always be there for her.

>>570136893
Do that more often.
How is it that you anons manage not to hug your imoutos each night in the first place?!
I don't fucking get it!

THAT FEEL WHEN NO IMMOUTO TO HUG, ONLY FAT LAZY BROTHER, FUCK MY LIFE.

I just did as the OP asked. She hugged me back.

Sister is only 9, so she hasn't evolved into a cunt yet.

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>>570136998

A true man will like cute anime girls one moment, and fight scores of assholes in the name of his imouto the next.

Do you even man? Well, do you?

>>570137426
;_;

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>Younger brother
>Went downstairs into her 'den'
>She immediately notices me
>notbackingoutnow.avi
>Just staring at me, not even moving
>Intimidation sets in
>Stare off?
>Walk over to her (she's on her own couch, watching TV, Gotham)
>Hug her, no hug back
>Tell her "I love you," No "I love you back"
>She gave me these eyes..
>Out of no where she kisses me on the cheek
>Momentarily caught off, don't know how to respond
>Exclaim 'Batman!' and scurry back up the steps
>Hear her laughing and giggling as I run back up the steps followed by "Love you too, dork"
What do now?

>570134964
test

>>570136243
>>570136265
>>570136279
you guys are aware that isn't the same guy right

>>570136909
What a bitch, I suggest you insist on talking to her she cant just tell you to fuck off like that, you're siblings

>>570137493
how ironic...

>yfw I don't live with my sisters or my mother
>mfw I have to talk to them over fb or phone because they live a couple hours away
>feelbad.jpeg
Thanks op

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>Mfw my sister died in a car accident along with my dad 2 years ago.

>>570134964
oops

>>570127070
If there is a female equivalent of /b/ out there, there needs to be a "Go fuck your brother and tell him you love him. Come back here and post results" thread.

>>570137528
But is she a qt?
>>570137728
I'm sorry for your loss...

>>570137528
She wants the d

>>570137728
I'm sorry for your loss anon, did you get along well what was the age difference?

>>570137528

Leave it at that, no need to ruin a good exit that has her in a good mood. Just hug her and say "I love you" more often. Spend time with her, COMMUNICATE. Seriously, that's all there is to it.

>>570137728

I'm sure she's thinking of you or even looking out for you every day, even if you can't tell. Do her proud and don't be afraid to aim for the things you want. She'd want you to be happy, just like your father would.

My condolences for your loss, anon.

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>>570127070
I like where this is going

>>570127070
what anime is this from?

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>go to her room
>"anontionette, can i hug you?"
>"what?" suspicious mode activated
>she wont even get off her computer while i hug her
>"i love you"
>"what the eff..."
>she narrows her eyes and pats her back looking for a "kick me" sign
>mfw i forgot to tape it to her back

>>570137587
Thats why i called him stupid

>>570137946
Oreimo

>>570137946

Boku no My Anon Can't Be This Pico

>>570138015
>anontionette

Nice.

>>570137946
Oreimo

>>570137896
I've never considered my sister in that light before..but yeah, she's a deff qtpie. But that intimidating aura surrounding her. Older sis scares me at times. She's 23, I'm 19.

>>570136028
Well.

I used to dislike her when we lived together as she was manipulative and would tease me in a discreet way until I started fighting and got in trouble for 'starting trouble'.

However it got worse after she got kids and started tormenting them instead of me.

She's abusive and neglective. Earlier she lived with a guy who abused her son by forcing the son to stay in bed all day, sometimes to the point where he pooped himself (at the age of 9). He only let the kid eat dry semolina, which is not just borderline torture but also straight out dangerous as it can expand in your stomach (from the liquid) and make it burst.

She eventually did report him to the police after her daughter told her she was being sexually abused. That was also when she stopped living with him.

Now, as sure as I am my sister was abused to some extent (she never had bruises though), she's knew, all along, that she could get rid of him with our help - she admitted as much afterwards, too.

>>570132589
You realize that if someone is knocked out for more than a minute brain damage happens?

>>570127070
No. I'm a triplet. Fuck that shit. I'm in my 20's and we both don't need this shit. Hell, I haven't told anyone "I love you", besides my parents, my fiances mom and my fiance.

I'm not going to wake my sister up, she has school in the morning.

>>570138186
Aww, you're cute.

Any sisters here? Pls respond

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>>570137728
shit man

new events occurring. quickly typing.
sister walked in my room after I came back to lurk thread. she came up behind me and scared the shit outa me.
>anon, you know how you said I love you?
>me: yes
>did you mean it in a brotherly way?
>me: yeah. of course
>she walks away, stands by door
>we can talk about this tomorrow anon
I is confused. inb4 Heaven

>>570137630
Trust me, I've tried everything. If things don't turn around soon I might try to get custody of her.

>>570138343
It'll make her happy and you'll feel good.
>>570138303
Everyone could use more love, Anon.
>>570138201
I understand how you feel. That is terrible and I feel bad for her kids.

>>570138201

>she admitted as much afterwards, too.

Granted, I don't know the whole story. Only you do. Despite that, this one statement makes it sound like she's not an irredeemable cunt.

Only you could possibly know if it's worth trying for, if you're just being stubborn. If this isn't the case, then of course, simply continue to do what is best. I'm sorry you have to endure such a relationship.

>>570138186

She likes you being dorky. So be dorky, but not all the time, and be kind. Be loving, be a good brother, spend time with her.

For crying out loud, your one job is literally to love her and show it. That is all you have to do. Spoiler alert: [spoiler]it feels good[/spoiler]

Man up and cuddle your onee-chan from time to time.

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> went to her room and poked in her forehead
> killed her parents
>sis starts to cry
>kill her parents
> threat to ninja world
> wants to create a revolution
> i will always love her
> but she's a fagot
> killed her parents and fucked her mentally, she now insane... love her anyways

trustroy

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>>570138550
walk into her room with your pants down. its the only solution

>>570136893
hug her more often - you'll both feel better because of it.

>>570138550
She's lonely. Go and talk to her and see what she wants. Don't wait until tomorrow - it might be too late.

Just remember that showing love is always a wonderfull thing everyone wants.

>>570136893
Keep doing it. Duh. Family is the most important thing in life. Why would you throw that away?

>>570137528
Insert the D

>>570138094
thank
>>570138496
y

>>570127070
i did it she then called me a fag and squeezed my nuts through my pj's lol

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>>570138550
...wat.

Not sure if she wants the D or if she thinks you want the...P? Girl D????

>>570138186
talk to your sister more often and more openly - she'll help you out where you need it

>>570137924
She was 4 years younger than me, 14. Dad was driving her to a softball tournament. A semi randomly breaked in the middle of the highway and the front of the car was obliterated.
I remember always making her laugh whenever she got angry (which was a lot, she was bipolar.)
She was buried not to far from where I live, maybe I'll visit her grave.

>>570139163
w-what?

>>570139120
I wanna know the outcomes of sisters doing this to their brothers, males are pussies at showing emotions so it should be fun

>>570139287
it hurts

>>570137074
/thread

>>570130739
Swimming. And dbz. Fucking perfect.

>>570137728

i'm sorry, but something about that post contrasted with that image just sent me into the hardest laughter i've felt in a while.

thx.

>>570139275
Please do visit her grave. Even if she is gone, just whisper to her that you love her and miss her. Maybe say a stupid joke or something...

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>mfw my 15 year old itoko who is the closest thing i have to an imouto lives 20 hours away
today, i got a thank you card she sent me for the birthday present i got her adorned with hearts and "i love you"

>>570139367
is...is that a normal thing?

>>570138754
Sometimes she comes to my room late at night to hang out on my bed, sometimes half dressed (Tee and panties) I know she does this just to try to get a response out of me. Sometimes I feel like I'm her toy. Pokin me all the time, trying to urk me.

>>570138550
Best not to ruin your relationship with your sister you pervert

>>570139660
idk shes a jerk

>>570138550

Poke fun at her for it later. She'll love it, once she's done pouting of course.

Then again, anons got a good point. Go chase after her and tell her you're not going to let that go, it was sudden and weird. What harm will come from poking her brain a bit?

Surgeon General's Warning: Talking to females for prolonged periods of time may damage the brain. Exercise caution.

>>570139774
W-would you fuck her?

>>570138639
Yeah, me too. Honestly, aside from her having kids she's just kind of a permanent yoke in your life. I can live with that, just keep her at arm's distance.

She's not just neglecting, which would be one thing, she's at least a little sadistic. She gets a kick out of being controlling. Luckily her kids is starting to get old enough for her not to have the energy to keep them down as much.

>>570138754
I consider her an irredeemable cunt sadly. It's tricky, like, she'll always act nice to you when you meet her, then she'll talk shit like crazy behind your back.

She'll hug me and tell me she loves me when we meet. She'll happily "forget" to invite me to parties, and tell people about any failures I experience, and keep quiet any successes.

Just as an example, when my brother aced the SAT test (as I had before), and he told her about it, her reply was "Oh, I guess that means [me] isn't smartest then". (She didn't even congratulate him firest either, that was seriously her response.)

It took me a long time to figure out that anything she said was likely to be at least tweaked. She'll say anything that makes her look good, wether it's true or not. She's not always LYING, sometimes I think she doesn't really care what is true, she just cares what she likes to think.

I'm thinking she's borderline AND something else, because most borderline people aren't as creepy and I don't think most of them are sadistic.

>Get to living room
>Little sister is making herself a sandwich
>Get behind her and hug her
>"I love you."
>She stands there for a second
>"Four chan?" She asks
>I laugh and say "Yeah"
>She also laughs
>"I love you too idiot"

Damn it I'm so proud of her...

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>dont live with mom and sister anymore
>text little sister
>Hey, love you
>youre a fag, night

I don't know what I expected

>>570139951
So help me, if you found this thread, V. Gonna go back downstairs and check before I answer this.

>>570140007
Tell her OP loves her as well.

>>570140007
Kek'd

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>>570137493
Stop it OP :(

>>570140007
You should be! Hehe

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>>570140036
good show, anon
>mfw my imouto never texts "i love you" back, either

>>570140007
What the fuck...

>>570130867
I'm probably fucking her

>>570140245
B-but... I'm OP - not him...

>>570140146
>has to check
>Obvious yes

>>570140287
8/8

>>570137074
> suck her dick
Don't forget to pay attention to her balls.

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>>570140350
:O.....

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>tfw no sister

I'm a deployed soldier. Can't exactly just go and hug my sister right now.
>>570137728
And to you, I hope she's playing softball in heaven, anon. This just went full feels thread.

What is your stance on incestual love anons?

>>570140675
;_;

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>>570140389
Pssh, mebe. Went back down there and saw her sprawled out with her butt in the air, on her laptop, ABORT, ABORT. Thread has been compromised by older imouto!

>>570137845
It's called pintrest

>Tfw saw this thread
>tfw I did it
>tfw sister called me a loser and drug addict then slapped me
>tfw she felt bad after

;______;

tfw I don't even do any drugs and I have a steady job
tfw she doesn't realize dad lost his job and that I am the on paying the rent and utilities
tfw she thinks I just spend all my money on drugs

>>570139774

Don't be creepy about it. Sisters do this because they trust you, you're family. It's nothing more than that, unless she is blatantly sending signals of "Incest is wincest, fuck me."

In which case, I can offer absolutely no advice. The Westermark Effect has me in its grip and I am okay with that.

>>570140007

This is fucking amazing. Appreciate the little in-joke you two share.

>>570140350

Gonna help you out, here. OP doesn't necessarily refer to the person who makes the thread. The "original poster" is simply the writer of a post, regardless of whether it is a thread starter.

>>570140715

US Navy GOAT. Shame I was discharged.

>>570140748

See above.

>>570140762
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>570140748
i'm 1000% for it

>>570140748
I am not really for it because I don't need to commit incest to be satisfied by my imoutos' love.

>>570140762
she obvs wants your d bro

Become slave to elder imouto and live in incestous glory forever

>>570141004
This

>>570140961
This just means you don't have that type of love for her

Well seeing as how me and my sister have lesbian wincest on a regular basis... The result is fairly predictable. But I shall do it for you guys. And for getting mad laid.

>>570140961

This is actually a great way to describe it. It's basically all the free affection and personal time you get from having a gf, only without any baggage or possibility for major hurt.

There's no >tfw no gf when a man can proudly say, >tfw lovely imoutos

Truly, the purest relationship one can hope to have.

I went to the room to hug my sister, then I realized I didn't have a sister...

>>570139660
Not that anon, but rough housing with siblings can easily look weird to an outside observer.

When my little sister and I were younger, like her 13 and me 16 or so, we would grab, bite, poke, and squeeze pretty much anything in reach to mess with each other and wrestle.

More than once I'd pick her up with both hands, one on her chest and the other on her pelvis, and if I was being really careless sometimes my fingers would sort of enter her a little bit through her clothes you know, and she's just laugh hysterically and scream at me that she isn't a bowling ball, and then I'd drop her and she'd bite my ass or dick through my pants.

It's more innocent than it sounds.

>>570141112

May the two of you have a happy and lasting relationship for the duration of your lives. Make sure to look out for each other, and best of luck with getting laid.

Drink lots of water while you can, if you anticipate things are going to heat up.

>>570141210
Do you have a brother?

...is he cute? :P

>>570141112
Post pics or you's be lying.

What if you only have a brother?

>>570141136
But how do you satisy your sexual drive if you dont have a gf and opt out for strictly imouto loving?

>>570141290
Must be. I grew up without any siblings so I'm just kind of dead in the water when it comes to these things.

>>570141304
Thanks anon. We kinda plan on getting married some day.

>>570141106
I just think a lot of anons lust over their imoutos and they can't determine the difference between love and lust.
>>570141136
Totally agree. It will always be more pure than any other women.

she slapped me and then graved my dick with her fucking nails, told me that if she were to kiss it i would be a woman like her... she's older than me...

what do... scary older sis

>>570141290

It actually sounds hilariously adorable.

>>570141335

Masturbate before making any major decisions. This shit is easy, and any desire for companionship is easily met by friends/family.

Bitches and whores can stand up to the purity of imoutos.

>>570140873
If she wasn't on her computer, I would gladly deliver, but on the off chance that she is now lurking I'm going to have to pass. Maybe another imouto thread. I have a pic of her that you can have if you want, but her ass up in the air, yeeeeah you're not going to get that one. Try hardar.

>>570130975
say she slipped on a banana peel

>>570139163
how old / hot's your sister? also, was it sexual? did you get a boner? DETAILS!

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>>570141528

Tell her you can't handle all the sexual tension. Gauge her reaction and go from there.

>>570141623

pic fucking related

>>570141335
Find other women to fuck but never fuck your sister. There are plenty of other sluts in the world but you only you can maintain the purity of your sister. Why anons lust over your imoutos is beyond me.

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>>570141536
Retreat downstairs and slap ass, she is asking for it.

>>570141528
People in this thread seem to have a problem with sexual domineering older sisters.

>>570141536
Ill take just the pic then ^.^

>>570141536

Doesn't mean you can't take one and tease her with it.

Why are you still in this thread? Why are you reading this?

Go fucking spend time with your nee-chan.

I would but I moved outbof parents place over a month ago

>>570141827
This

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dude in drawthread has been drawing this for me.
I have a half sister that I met a few months ago, she told me everything, Shaved pussy, how much sex she has, said she would be down to play truth or dare and suck my dick.

Wincest success!

But then she got all weirded out when we first met.

Anyways, this comic was my expectation of our first meeting. Now she hasn't said a word to me since then.

>>570141112
Becky?

>>570141792

The Westermark is an astonishing thing, really. Truth be told, incest is hot as fuck as a pornographic/taboo concept, but that entire realm of thought is inaccessible in my sister's company.

As if there's a barrier of purity around the imoutos. Truly they are majestic creatures.

>>570141792
So what you're saying is have passionate familial love for your sister, reserve romatic love for other woman yes?

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>>570141853
done
>>570141827
brb

>>570141459
Well I mean, I'm not saying it's common or that everyone does it. I dunno, it may be rare for all I know. It's just not something you really think much of while doing, when you're young.

>>570136094
>molested ur sister
>didnt know what was doing
>wat

>>570133290
Gives you more reason to do it then, right?

>>570141827
i came back, she was sitting on her bed half naked drying hair, i waited till she dressed opened the door completely, and told her... she told me that i should go back to my gf's house if i want a bitch... she then started moaning and touching... i feel raped. i dont want to live on this planet anymore.

wat do?

>>570142098
It has also been disproven.

My spellcheck is telling me that is not a word BUT FUCK YOU SPELLCHECK I DO WHAT I WANT

>>570142098
W-what is the westmark?

>>570142236
eagerly awaiting response!

>>570136893
go 4 pussy no matter wut age

>little sister sleeps on couch at my apartment sometimes
>go out to kitchen to get some water
>pass by couch, lean down and give sister a hug
>she returns it
>get water, return to computer

So, what's up with you guys?

>>570142020

It's probably because she had second thoughts, which is perfectly understandable.

Relationship first, advancement later. Keep your priorities in line, anon.

>>570142174

That's a good way to look at it.

>>570142503

Source on that? Because I feel pretty psychologically barred from that shit.

>>570142530

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

>>570127070
I hugged her, told her i loved her and patted her on the back. She then told me she loved me too and to itch her back while i was hugging her.
went good i guess

>>570140807
tfw nobody responds to my post

;_; fu guys

>>570142098
I just bask in their pureness to do anything outside of that realm would destroy their pureness and they would be just like any other slut on the street.
>>570142174
Absolutely. As an onii-chan, I will always demand hugs and kisses from them, but I most protect them from the perverts and sickos of this world.

Wish I had an older bro as nice as some of you guys.

>>570142618
You forgot to say 'I love you'

>>570142414
I assume this is meant for >>570141741

>>570142236
Godspeed.

>>570142618

Motivating anons who have imouto troubles / contributing to a thread I didn't think I'd stay in for long

And you?

This is legitimately the first time I've ever felt sad about my sister being away at college. This is her fourth year. I would so do this if she was here

>>570137528
>inkest

>>570142686
Oh yeah, I was going to. You should sit down and tell her you don't do drugs. Maybe even let her know that you axtually paying for her living expenses right now. Hopefully she'll gain some respect for you.

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>>570141827
She didn't even flinch and simply said "Yeah, hello to you to." Then laughed, also took a look at her comp. No 4chan tabs open. Assuming I'm in the clear, but she's a crafty one.
>>570141907
Also, I'm about to. Asked her if I could rewatch Gotham with her, gonna go cuddle the fuck outta my nee-nee. Have a good one aniki.

>>570127070
She loves me back.

>>570142648
How do I fix it? Last she texted me she said that she wanted time because she was weirded out and that she would txt when she wasn't anymore. Its been over 3 months.

>>570138274
I think it's longer than a minute anon it's about 3 minutes

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>be me
>walk into her room
>get over here you qt
>she looks at me funny
>she giggles
>runs at full speed and hugs me
>super hard hug
>I knuckle her sweet little cheeks
>she blushes
>leave room

"what have you done anon? or what are you on?"

>>570142767
Already said it before she went to bed, and she's got school tomorrow so she needs to sleep.
>>570142821
playing DotA 2, drinking water and giving my little sister a hug.

>>570138550
inckest

>>570142648
Very interesting, thanks for sharing

>>570142729
You realise they posses a libido of their own and they wanna get a good dicking once the come of age yes? Never be too protective

>>570142098
ok im backtook 40 minutes but i hugged my little sister as best she could. she didnt respond

Only sisterly family I have is a cousin near the age of 6/7 that lives a state away or so away from me, and a step cousin that lives in the state next to me.

Actually, I think they're both 6.

What do /b/?

>>570141637
LOL shes 16 and cute id guess and she had my sack in a anaconda death grip and kicking me out her room so getting a boner is impossible and i wouldn't want one from her >x3

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>normal result
Normal family reporting in. Mfw that anon said he punched his imouto

>>570140007
Fuck her

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>>570138186
You brows /b/ why you7 scurd

>>570143145
Yea same only distant female cousin to pass off as sisterly loving, and we're on different continents and havent spoken in years lol

>>570143050
How old is she, Anon? And how old are you?

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>>570127070
The feel when you don't have a sister...

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Called mine fat and bonked her on the head. Called me a faggot and punched me in the arm. Both of us walked away laughing.

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>>570143349

>>570140007
i lold

>>570143349
You're not alone brother...

>>570142648
Read the criticisms section of said wiki page. It's fine not to be attracted to family but the Westermarck Effect probably isn't the reason.

You're just a brother who doesn't want to fuck his sisters, no problem there.

>>570142686
that's some tough shit man. You're a good dude for stepping up to the plate like that and not even mentioning it to her.

posting stories of the proper way to treat your imouto

>>570143337
also told her i loved her btw
>>570143129

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>>570138778
Fuck you

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>>570143557
welp, forget the first pic. fail.

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>No cute imouto to hug

D-dammit.

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>>570143337
am 20 my lil sis is 9

>>570142969
One day I will voraciously live my fantasies through you, my son.

But not today, it seems.

>>570143365
Once you said bonked I read it in a Cockney accent

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>>570143663
aaand the best one of all

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>>570143490
Yup, all i have is a brother who pisses all over the toilet, chews with his mouth open, and plays video games all the time

>mfw god decided not to give me a sister

>>570142825
What's stopping you from telling her you love her? Fucking do it! Find the time, find the means, and tell her.

Don't you fucking disappoint me.

>>570142414
Tell her you don't want a bitch, you were simply joking and trying to get a rise out of her. Remind her that you love her, preferably in a nice and dramatic way.

"You know I love you, right?"

Then just leave at that for one night. Don't be creepy.

>>570142969
You have a better one, motherfucker. Rooting for you and nee-nee, keep each other safe.

>>570142992
Then maybe it's time for you to take a step. Don't mention the incident, don't mention any of that stuff, don't even dive into that area of discussion. Just focus on her and your mutual lack of communication, "I've been kinda worried about you," etc. Be nice, but don't come across as a pussy-chasing monster.

Care about her and let that show, go from there.

>>570143087
>DOTA

anon pls

>>570143556
Fair enough and will do, anon, thanks for pointing that out. Carry on.

>>570143706
Christ that is adorable. Maintain what you have and be such a good brother to her that it turns all her little friends green with envy. Especially those with shitty brothers.

Set the example.

>>570143120
Oh, I know. But that before any asshat thinks he can be with her, he'll have to deem himself worthy. Note that I said perverts and sicko, so if the man is a fully functional member of society then he may pass the test more quickly.

>>570142969
Damn dude, go eve further then that, see at what point she starts to give a reaction

>>570136893
do it more often. faggot

incest thread?
post pics of sisters, bonus for nudes

>>570143931

Even if I wasn't a sister and you were cursed with me, I'd still try to be the coolest brother of all time.

Stay strong, anon.

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Will probably never say 'I love you' to my sister or even hug really. Not that I don't like her, she's probably my favorite person but I really don't like contact.

Closest I got was me yelling that the fact I care about her so much says a lot about how worthless and friendless I am.

Both my sisters terrify me. One beat me constantly when we were younger and the other is entirely deranged.

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>>570143948
what about you anon.what is your story? What's you infatuation with little sisters about? I know they are adorable but what's your deal?

>no imoutos
>only older half sister (im 21 shes 25)
>already moved out and married

i never asked for these feels. still get big hugs and i love yous from her whenever we do see each other though. also have a really cute 13ish year old second cousin that likes me a lot but her mom keeps her away from me cause im evidently a bad influence