ask him anything

will life stop sucking any time soon

Did OP is a faggot ?

i mean did OP is a massive faggot, like Francois Hollande ?

is 4chan kill?

Hey god did OP suck cock ?

AM I GONNA MAKE IT ?

Is this the school year that I get a GF

>>570079851
So OP is a faggot, thank you god

>>570079747
is that a yes?

Will I ever get out of this shithole?

>>570079189
Will i be kill in the next 10 years?

Is he the one?

should I cheat on her?

>>570080106
This shithole known as Raceland Kentucky?

Dear Satan,

Am I dead?

Satan, my friend.
Will I find a place to live before I am out on the streets?

>>570080287
i'll ask again

>>570079189
Should I ask her out, oh dark one?

Am i gay?

>>570080376

I appear to have vital signs, but can you tell for certain?

will i ever got a shot of fucking my aunt?

Dear satan, will i finally get that xbox 360 i always wrote you letter about for christmas?

am i the faggot lord?

Will I get gf

>>570080604
Ever my time, Satan, every damn time.
Eh, fuck you, I'm gonna do it anyway.

Is Satan a massive fucking faggot?

are there gay angels in heaven?

Will i?

should i try to do her sister?

>>570080703

So, am I alive for certain, o lord of the hoary nether-region?

>>570080168
This has created a paradox, prepare for our Dark ruler to return once more!

Is moot kill

Satan, my dearest companion.
Will a meeting with my boss today go as I hope it will?

>>570080851
lel

YOU SERIOUS, SATA?

>>570080851
does satan have a swimming pool of jizz?

should i keep my girlfriend

>>570080906

the question is simple as fuck. just answer it. before you fell, were there angels having gay buttsex in heaven????

perhaps

>>570080946

Well, is this actually real life?

Will I stick my dick in some random lady one day?

You can't prove to me you exist.

is god stronger than you ?

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Am I a flaming faggot?

Will I marry Frida?

What will she say when i ask her out?

>>570081129

Very well then. I seem to be breathing and typing. I assume the Dark Master is going to want my soul too, right?

Are you being forced to answer these questions?

does she love me?

>>570079189
Will my dreams come true?

is it better?

>>570079189
Hail, Satan

Will I be alone forever?

Why can you not prove to me you exist?

>>570081320

Unfortunately, He's on the other line. Should I wait for Him?

is op a faggot for posting the fucling thumbnail

How many goats live on this moon?

>>570081446
damn it satan stop twisting the knife! you know damn well what i mean!

>>570079189
Satan does the bitch i'm about to go hang out with want my dick?

>>570079189
Is the poole closed?

>>570081504

So it looks like I'm stuck with you for a while. Sounds good. But one final question: will I survive this chance encounter with you?

>>570081548
Goddammit, that actually makes sense..

>>570079189
will I have sex with the cute girl in english 111?

because i'm incapable of comprehending why, or because you are a little bitch?

>>570081640
you would say that satan

Should I be a good person and dedicate my life to spreading the word of God?

>>570081651
the poole is closed!

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Will her and I get our own place before March 2015?
>pic somewhat related

Will they sentence me to Jail on Thursday?

Will i become that which i wish to become?

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Is god a cool dud

>>570079189
do you like getting gods cock?

>>570081962
Are you positive mate?

Roll m8s

>>570081883
Well shit.

Dear Satan,
Will I ever be able to be moot?

>>570082147
Which is it?

>>570082045
>do you like getting gods cock?
>5
>you will find out soon

You're fucked anon.

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>>570079189
Will I ever meet Caite?

Does she like me?

Will I lose my virginity this year?

>>570082309
You, twisted bastard give me my answer or i'll come down there and beat your ass again!

>>570082295
But will I?

>>570081832
Fine, can you give me super powers like Johnny balze?

How Are Mirrors Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

will my dad come home

Should i talk to her tomorrow?

IS OP FAGGOT?

Is 42 really the answer?

Should I leave her?

>>570082641
Check. Fucking. Mate.

>new moot

Will i ever be with her?

will i pass my exam?

>>570082621
Thanks bitch

IS OP FKIN FAG? Lmao

will i marry him?

Will she say yes?

>>570082507
Come on... Yes or no.

am i going to have a pleasant shit

Will i have a glorious death?

shall i stop?

>>570082842
are you serious?

will I be more successful with my pickup?

>>570079189
Will she ever be...M'lady?

Should I kiss that botch

Will I ever get anally donged?

>>570082649
Its a simple yes or no question Morningstar

Can I have some money for booze and hookers pls?

>>570079189

Will you suck God's cock if the opportunity presented?

>>570082962
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>570082969
Y u no tell me please answer

>>570083024
Jezus HELP ME NOW!!

Will I pass my exam?

am i a lesbian

>>570082986
Like dieng in a fight or as hero?

WIll we feed next game?

>>570083070
God doesn't answer shit. He's a useless piece of crap. Don't you agree?

are you fucking serious Satan? wtf does God know about pickup? He practically raped Mary.

>>570079189
ok satan, will i be with her?

>>570083272
fucking lol

Will I go to hell?

>>570079189
Give me all your powers

>>570083320
Well god? Satan is being a bitch.

>>570083272
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!


3rd .. last chance

WILL I PASS MY EXAM??

Are we the same?

>>570083331
win

>>570083419
well fuck you then satan, fuck you..

>>570083493
I am Satan now
Ask me anything

>>570083508
Well thanks alot faggot.

That moment when we're having a conversation with a picture that has numbers on it and RNG..