Another day at the park, but Artoo's already hit a snag
"How am I going to get down from here?" he mused
This piece of play equipment completely flummoxed his circuits
"What possible pleasure could be derived from this thing?"
Is this one of those internet hate machine threads?
Quiet everyone! Let this man speak further!!
I can just imagine OP in a park taking pictures of kids when a parent asks him what he's doing
>E-e-erm, I'm talking pictures of this LEGO figure, it's all above board
Tuck him under your foreskin OP before I do.
Bored of the play equipment, he decided to play some soccer with the local kids
"I'll be goalie!" he volunteered
Its okay R2. You tried really hard!
He decided to go back to the playpark
"Stick with what you know, that's what Threepio says"
FUCK. Not even gay but nice dick.
whatever this is, DO IT
"I'll have a go on the little slide next"
He tried to sound brave, but inside he was very nervous
Confirmed: OP is from shitty northern UK. You can tell because of the location of the kids play park (middle of social housing estate) and there's an old Ford Fiesta. Nobody down south drives them anymore
"Hurray!" he yelled. He was very pleased with himself
One afternoon an autistic faggot with no job decides to take a tiny plastic Star Wars toy out to the nearest park and proceeds to photograph and take videos of it going down slides while passers by cringe at him while he isn't looking and the local 8 year olds who are bunking off school for the day shout insults at him. And then there's you faggots for liking it! FUCK, you lot couldn't be more fag if you tried
He tried that wooden thing again, but still failed to see how he could do anything useful with it
Sometimes being very small had its drawbacks
AND IT GETS BETTER.
OP being the gay faggot he is was probably precumming in his Y-fronts while taking these pictures while thinking about the huge reaction he was going to get this evening when he uploaded all of the photos and wrote dismal comments to add dimension to the already pathetic scene.
The fact he has at least waited 4 hours to post these as it was day light when the pictures were taken is the height of the autism spectrum. 4 hours of rocking back and forth in front of cartoon network dribbling over his own knuckles in anticipation of tonight's pleasures.
Well done OP, well done
"This is more like it!" He thought, until someone pushed the carousel a little too fast and he started to feel queasy
which is tricky for an astro-droid
I found a picture of you! You look good!
"That's it" thought the little droid, "I'm going on the big slide
"Oh... Oh dear"
He turned off his eye-thingy, and leapt
"THAT WAS AMAZING!!!" he exclaimed with even more glee than before.
"That settles it, I'm going on the big swing"
"Oh..." He was about to get off, when some local Jawas volunteered to push him
I do believe that's a doll of Barty Crouch Snr
"Thanks guys!" he said. "but don't push too hard...."
How the HELL did he not slide off the end of that thing???
as long as it´s just javas, then HOLY SHITTT!!!! ORCS!!!!
But Artoo wasn't that concerned. He summarily repaired himself and delivered several electric shocks to those tricky Jawas.
See? here he is at home watching Harry Potter
It was nearly time for bed, so he thought he'd have a quick play with his train set
"I really need to hoover this carpet" he though as he went around for the 50th time
And with all that excitement over and done with, it was time for bed
I made that one and like 20 others of it. Long live the Do it-Dodo
you are literally the most awesome person in the world
I'll always love you buddy.