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So, my fuckbuddy told me she wanted me to cum in her mouth. This is great news, but i've tasted my cum and it tastes abslutely terrible. I want her to like the experience (otherwise she won't keep doing it). I've read that the best way to make my cum taste better is to eat lots of fruit and pineapple juice.

How long before seeing her should i change my diet for it to be effective? Is a few hours before the cumshot enough or should i start some days in advance?
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>>569449590
bumping for info
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>>569449590
put sugar down the eye of your cock so it is sweeter
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>>569449590
Coffee and asparagus help too

Best of luck op
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She's not your wife, she's your fuckbuddy.

Stop caring and just fucking cum in her mouth.

Op is clearly a faggot.
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>>569449590
>but i've tasted my own cum
LOL R U A FAGIT
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>>569449948
^this

also, lrn2google
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fruit. days. cut out fatty meats
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>>569449590
try to consume less sugar and eat more healthy
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>>569449921
Asparagus, coffee, meat, strong cheese. All of these make your cum taste wonderful.
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>>569449590
just cause you dont like the taste doesnt mean she wont dumbfuck
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>>569449948
Yeah, and then i don't get to cum in her mouth ever again. Or i could not be a retard and drink juice and eat fruit and cum in her mouth whenever i want.
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cum bump
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>>569449851
>>569449948
This.
/thread
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>>569449590

Just eating it right before won't fucking cut it. You have to change your diet in general. Have yogurt for breakfast with a glass of pinapple juice for a week before and you will blow her fucking mind. All my exes loved the taste my cum because I based my lifestyle for their pleasure.
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>>569449590
Lol, days and hours....it's months dude. The acid in the citrus fruits needs to alter your body chemistry. It takes a long time and isn't even proven to work, cum just tastes bad.
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>>569450421
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legit answer would be to eat and drink lots of citrus fruits, pineapple is the best. Cutting out junkfood and smoking will also help the taste.
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>>569450302
Dude, girls don't expect cum to taste like a fucking gourmet dish.
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>>569450059
My diet is basically only meat ;_;. I'll try to survive without it for a few days.

>>569450118
I thought sugar made it taste better.

>>569449921
>>569450168
ebin
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>>569450505
sauce
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Cut out alcohol, smoking, drugs, coffee (tea is fine) and ESPECIALLY spicy food. Spicy food is the worst for cum-taste.

Then start adding the good stuff to your diet.
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>>569450490
>Have yogurt for breakfast
From what i read milk and derivates make it taste bad.

>All my exes loved the taste my cum because I based my lifestyle for their pleasure.
Noice. Did you eat any meat or avoided it completely?
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the more fruits and vegetables you eat the better. also drinking lots of water will make it less thick and make you produce more of it. stay away from red meat, coffee, cigarettes and alcohol. also you will zinc and working out will make you shoot a lot more.
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>>569450743
I don't eat any of that.
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>>569450520
>>569450490
>>569450504
Don't listen to these faggots. Red meat and coffee erryday made my cum taste great. I tried the whole pineapple juice thing and even after a week of tasting my own cum it didn't get better.
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cuuuummm buuuummmpp
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>>569451306
Red meat erryday is my current diet though, and as i said my cum is disgusting.
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>>569449590

You don't hav a fuckbuddy, so it's a moot point. Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>569451187

Then your cum is probably fine.

Do you know any of the guys she's swalled cum from before?
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this is fucking bullshit the easiest way is just to pound pineapple juice about an hour before go time, like a whole can of it
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>>569451624
No. I may even be the first.
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>>569451783

No. You're not.
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>>569451882
Who knows.
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>>569449590
>>i've tasted my cum and it tastes abslutely terrible

sounds like you've got bigger problems
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>>569451565
Moot left us you bastard don't ever mention his name again.
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>>569449851

enjoy the yeast infection
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just have a glass of pineapple juice for breakfast, then another cup an hour or so before you see her.
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>>569449948

this man gets it lmao.

OP actually caring about if a cumdumpster thinks ur cum tastes good or not. hilarious neckbeard faggot.
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>>569450490
gay and lame
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Lol he tasted his cum
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I cant tell if your serious? The only thing that can change the flavor is your level of hydration because its mostly all salts and your hydration could only dilute it a bit and take a few days with sexual activities in that time as well
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>>569451937
>>569451380
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>>569450421
amateur pics? are these taken by you?
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If she's told you that don't you think she's already considered the idea of your semen tasting like the shit it must be, Sherlock? Fucking eyaculate on her and if she doesn't swallow, throw her the fuck out.
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>>569449590
Youre going to need weeks / months to see any difference.
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What do you think the shit in the middle of a twinkie is whipped up from?

ITT: gourmet cum.
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>>569449590
sauce on pic? also, eat fruit
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>tfw you genuinely like pineapple juice but stop drinking it because everyone smirks at you 'cause they assume you're doing it for sweeter jizz
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a week, if you have been on a bad diet. if your metabolisim is fast you might get away with 4 days... but why risk it?
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>>569453016
not true. a week if you follow a strict diet.
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>>569453583
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>>569453303
>>569453215
>>569453132
>>569452727
>>569451591
THESE SPIDERMAN POSTS ARE HILARIOUS! GOOD ONE M8!! XDXD
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>>569449590
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>>569449590
garlic and onion help
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>>569453714
What would you consider a strict diet? Don't tell me pineapple juice and fruit. I'll drink/eat a lot of that, but i can't live only with that. Are eggs acceptable?
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I would do at LEAST 5 days

then again if its just some slut who fucking cares jizz in her mouth, then hold her down and shit into it too
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>>569454229
Also I forgot Maca root is amazing, bought like a couple hundred pills at a local bodybuilding supplement store for like 10 bucks

Monster jizz soooooooo fucking white my gf asked me to stop taking it because she doesnt like swallowing jizz to beign with and it was too much
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Get her to close her eyes and drizzle warm honey or syrup into her gob
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>>569454152
replace red meat with chicken and stay away from all the stuff others listed, youll be fine.
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>>569449590
my jizz doesnt taste like anything
i just drink a lot of water
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>>569452117
Welcome to 2014 where it's common place to taste your own splooge. Get with the times grandpa. Let out the gay. c:
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>>569452830
Thread.

The sweet fruit thing has been debunked over and over again. The only thing you can control is the viscosity. Drink more liquids if you want it to have less taste and shooting it out a couple times will likely mean it contains less spunk and more prostate juice which it's flavorless.

>inb4 ban cause this offends someone
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>>569449590
You're thinking too far into it OP. She's only a fuckbuddy... dont worry about all that shit and just cum in her mouth like she wants you to.. There's nothing more to it... shes told you she wants it so she's prepared for the taste to be what it is.. you shouldn't even be here now... u should be with her getting blown.
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>>569454781
>replace red meat with chicken
That's a great idea, thanks!
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>>569454806
this

if you havent tried your own jizz its fucking weird imo
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>>569454821
>The sweet fruit thing has been debunked over and over again.
Source?
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Im here for the anon thats dumping the pics, lurkin
Keep em coming
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>>569455015
>>569454806

I guess I am old. Enjoy the new millenium cum drinkers
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>>569450490
>caring what others like
>changing your lifestyle for someone else, especially a woman
What's it like being spineless and ballless?
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>>569450168
dont do it OP youll make mustrard gas
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>>569462794
more!! please
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>>569449590
>eating his own jizz

faggot
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>>569449590
Don't drink coffee or alcohol. They make it so damn bitter. Eat fruits often. Works for me.
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Have a sweet,rich creamy milk chocolate syrup injected into your balls. She wont be able to quit!
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>>569464386
>Don't drink coffee or alcohol.
That's basically all I drink other than water.
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Dead Serious
Pineapple

Eating healthy will get rid of the nasty taste but pineapple will cover it up at least
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>>569465776
moar!!!
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>>569454821
You're an idiot

The seminal glands produces fructose
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>>569449590
drink a shitonne of pineapple juice
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Lay off the beer. Beer isn't good. Fruit drinks like pineapple juice work well. Even OJ is good for it. Crap food doesn't help either.
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Lmao, all i find hot about dumping a load into a girls mouth is knowing that they dont like the taste
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>>569456431
You are not fooling anyone
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>>569469870
how many left?
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>>569470912
thanks, keep going
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>>569449590
eat a shit ton of pineapples or peaches, or grapefruit. serious, if you make a habit of this about a week or 2 your normal probably shitty diet wont come from your piss hole when she is tasting it
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>>569473446
Nice tits but not enough of the bottom bits.
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>>569472667
>>569473379
>>569473446
>>569473543
thank you so fucking much anon,these are fucking great
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>>569472667
Dat wedding ring lol
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>>569473619
Any ass pics?
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>>569474528
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>>569450302
You're being a tool OP, you're over thinking it. She WANTS you to treat like shit. Make sure to ask her if it tastes alright and if the sex was good; women dig that shit
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>>569451681
This advice gave me diabetes
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>>569454821
This isn't true. I spent a whole day eating only cinnamon crackers a couple of months back, and when I fapped that night, my cum smelled sweet, almost like candy. Weirdest experience I had in a good while.

I haven't managed to replicate it, but it's possible.
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For most people foods take about 20 hours to digest, so I'd start with that as a minimum. Maybe try this diet for 1-2 days before you expect to get some, and 'clear out the reserves' no more than a day prior.
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>>569449590
12 hours feggot
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>>569449590
Apparently you should stay away from coffee, cheese and tobacco for a few days because that is supposed to make it taste really bad.
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>>569451306
LOL R U A FAGIT
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>>569450490
>based my lifestyle for their pleasure...
don't know who's the biggest fag, you or OP for tasting his own cum
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>>569475372
god...
I just want a chick like that. fuck
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go kill yourself faggot
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>>569475372
Want a bitch like that.
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>>569456431
Nah I'm with you... I'm extremely curios, I have however, never wanted to taste my own cum. Why the fuck would someone want to do that? Do you freaks taste your own piss? Do you taste your own shit?
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>>569449590
start maxing whole cantaloupes. I went three days without fapping before a girl came over and I was eating seasonal cantaloupe for lunch because fuck you. You already cum alot when your refrain and then fuck but when I hit her with the bust after fucking this bitch she looked like a goddamn cinnamon roll. I know the cantaloupe did it because I never wad like that. Wasnt much of an orgasm cuz I had to piss but she was now fully aware that I shoot loads out like a fucking irrigation sprinkler.
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>>569476329
nigga that was the residue left on your grubby fucking fingers after eating cinnamon crackers.

think: cheetos fingers, only with cinnamon crackers instead.

fag
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>>569449590
Shove a tic-tack in your dickhole
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>>569449590
this whole myth is fucking retarded. cum tastes like cum, it only improves by washing your dick
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>>569476329
> sweet, almost like candy

confirmed vitameatavegamin cum
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>>569449590
>>569464386
My Gf took the taste of my cum really serious and we started doing experiments. I couldn't say no.
Basically, avoid milk-based products, since it makes the cum taste sour. The same happens with meat. That's all we could gather.
She says she actually likes my cum (which I doubt, but would never question) as long as I avoid that food for two days.
I assume vegans/vegetarians are not mentioning a HUGE payoff for eating green, but that just goes along them being just dicks.
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Just shit in her mouth first and the cum might taste better in comparison.
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>>569449590
sweet champagne too
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>>569477917

Humans are animals and semen is from humans, vegans can't eat it
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>>569478075
Yeah that'd be cruel to that human's dick to make it blow a load like that
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>>569449590

Dude just fucking cum in her mouth.
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>>569476690
BTW if someone tell you you can get high on nutmeg, it's true, but the following day, it hurts peeing SO SO bad that you would never do it again.
Avoid large quantities of nutmeg. (large > 5)
and the trip wasn't even cool.
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>>569449590
>>569449590
man that'd suck to be a chick/faggot
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>>569478075
I... I never thought it that way. Oddly, Anon, you are right in a convoluted way.
So, it's just non-vegan Gf's of vegan guys the ones that are generally dickish?
It's too complicated to get mad at that subgroup.
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Protip: cum tastes better if it's been a while since the last cumming ~2 days
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>>569453068
I enjoy it too anon and every time someone makes a joke like that it just reminds me of the no gf
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>>569450490
>All my exes loved the taste my cum because I based my lifestyle for their pleasure.
Absolutely disgusting.
Seriously,you'll take advices from these kind of faggots?
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>>569449590
Wear your socks on the wrong feet the day of the act. Then, right before you nut, switch them to the correct feet. Your man mustard now has the scent, taste, and texture of tapioca pudding. You should make sure she likes tapioca pudding first, though.
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which websites do you guys use to fap?
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your friend!
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>>569454930
Just about pissed my pants!
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>>569478736
Both of you: read the top of this page.
Spoiler: I didn't get high in nutmeg. That's idiotic.
I convinced a drunk friend to do it.
He cried the next morning.
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>>569478859
asstr dot org, mcstories and fakku
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>>569475372
Jesus fuck, source? Image search just brings up some fucking kitchen cabinets.
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>>569449590
I lol'd. Your fuckbuddy needs a real man.
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>>569449590
Jaffa cakes are a good shout too man tried and tested
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>>569449590
taste cum of your friends, find best, inject into your balls. works for me
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Let me save you from yourself, don't drink an entire bottle of pineapple juice in one day. Don't let your girlfriend do it either.

It only makes you sick and does NOTHING for the flavor of either gender's juices.
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>>569450504
I've tasted my own cum before and it tastes just fine to me.. When I gave a bj to a guy.. he came a lot but it didn't really taste that bad. Also, my diet consists of a lot of sweets and fruit juice (high fructose corn syrup)
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>>569449590
There's enough of a change with water and citrus within hours if you give reason for a supply replenish.

Avoid Caffine, tabacco, alchohol, garlic, onions, and sometimes fish.
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>>569479143
>fakku
What's wrong?
Can't you into sad panda?
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>>569479831
really want the whole set but is taking forever
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>>569449590
sorry bro the only thing that helps is a catheter and injecting mouthwash in your dick, luck
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>>569454758
like dis
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>>569449590
Bro drink pineapple juice
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>>569449590
at least 2 days before "cum shot " u don't have to just eat and drink pineapples and all that just a decent amount the more u eat the better though
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>First girlfriend
>Shes a virgin
>first blowjob i cum in her mouth
>says its tastes a bit odd but does not care
>swallows every time

Seriously how are there girls out there that are so fucking against swallowing? hell my diet is also pretty shit.
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>>569479680
I don't know that site, and won't look it up right now. I can only hope it's good fap-material.
However, the other two being the main fapproviders should point towards my low-band preferences (i.e. I started fapping through 14.4kbps).
I disdain videos and don't usually seek for imagery... my preferences were marked by AWFUL fanfics (when Mary Sue wasn't even coined), printed internet guides (hey! it was 1996...) and mIRC. I remember hentaifever, when it was alive and updating. Even Mundoyerba (prolly noone knows)
When someone tells me I'm a newfag, I just smile. I've been here way too long.
Too much /b/ is bad for ya.
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>>569477643
cum unlike piss and shit are not waste produced by your body, in fact it has a high amount of protein, depends on when was the last time you pissed, you might have some leftover coming out with it, but generally this is totally clean
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Hm
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I didn't read the rest of the thread because fuck everyone else but apparently weed makes your jizz taste bitter
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Eat asparagus, 24h, 12h and 6h before.
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WTF, Is 4chan frozen?
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OP don't worry lol unless she's a frigid cunt she won't give 2 fucks what it tastes like. It's your baby gravy and she wants it in her body. All the girls whose mouths I've jizzed in never gave any complaints and swallowed. Stop giving so many shits lol it's not like you'll never get to do it again u fuckin goof
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>>569480412
Same here (although I was no virgin)
>>569455051
I don't know if it is the fruit (heh) as much as meat avoidance (wich is a shame since beef if delicious)
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>>569452169
Moot moot moody patooty moot
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>>569449590
Tasting your own cum? You are the gayest Gaylord of gayland. You have never fucked a girl have you? Be honest Lord Anus Orgasm.
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>>569475135
>gave me diabetes
Just fyi, it more than likely didn't literally give it to you, so much as reveal that you had it, i.e. it was the tell.
medicfag
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>>569476329

>the residue on my hands overpowered the cum smell

Lol
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>>569480780
Seriously, am I the only one with this problem? There are no bumps, I keep reloading the catalog and the same threads show again and again in the same order.
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>>569481243
>Being this new
>mfw
>mfw when I have no face
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those chicks should look like this instead.
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you know /b/ros i really have to say after everything i really think its funny the time and effort they are expending into coming after /b/ and really the way 4chan is buckling under the pressure....can't talk about this or that or it will get get deleted...........do they really think they can out last an ideal? its only a matter or time before the money isn't worth it for them anymore and /b/ returns to one of the true last outposts for free speech...gotta say its been fun to watch over the last few weeks
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>>569481317
I have been lurking for around 3 years and this has never happened to me. Mind explaining?
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>>569449590
>i've tasted my cum
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just cum in her fucking mouth you beta faggot.

m-muh jizz tastes weird!
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>>569452793
hairy man arms, needs more air in diet cus veins and she must have some low ass self esteem.

All in all, would probably still fuck.
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>>569477917

vegetarians/vegans say it all the time

but some vegetables make your jizz taste bad too

my jizz tastes great (i've never tasted it) judging by all the chicks that repeatedly swallowed.. never an eww. i've narrowed it down to two things... either its the dr. pepper i drink or i just fuck dirty cumbucket sluts
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>>569476683
whats going on in here guise?? who is this bitch?
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>>569479553
>a lot of sweets and fruit juice (high fructose corn syrup)
Good luck with the layers of lard and the inevitable type 2 diabetes in later life.
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>>569450020
bump
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If u swallow it,smell is more important than taste.
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>>569449590
Are you fucking 12? I think you are 12... I really think you are 12... Cum in mouth... Common, at least 13... Are you 12? I think he is 12.
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is it just me or does the nut on her chin look like a pair of balls in the first pic?
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have your mom taste it first
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>>569481803
i can tell youre a huge cunt
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>>569481504
I'd never say I did, bot not even snowballed?
Not even a post-kiss?
You can tell...
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>>569449590
So here's what i do for my fuckbuddy.

1 week before i meet her, I switch to a diet of white meats, and berries and fruits and nuts. mixed nuts. Also, i switch to mostly drinking water, as keeping hydrated is fairly important and affects how much you cum, and the viscosity. Also, I snack on celery and peanut butter. Nuts have protein, which helps with production, and celery, i've heard, takes out a lot of the bitterness taste.

After a week of this, she wants to blow me so much that by the end of it, I want to make HER a sandwich.
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>>569481834
This.
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>>569454821
Fucking newfags
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>>569480412
I honestly don't get it.

My first BJ giver actually spat: that I just don't get at all. You've already tasted the shit, spitting it out's just going to leave the taste in your mouth.

Everybody I've been with since then; a few flings and my fiancée, have swallowed with a smile. Didn't even tell the cumdumpsters I was about to unload in their mouths and they loved it. Fiancée now knows when it's about to happen and literally doesn't let me waste a drop.

If I ever had to find a new girl, I honestly think it would be a dealbreaker. Chances are a girl who doesn't swallow gives shit BJs anyway.
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>>569477643
It's called being hardcore on an ananowmooose image board.
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it's cool you don't need to consider her feelings. She is for fucking and nothing more.
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>>569449590
>to eat lots of fruit and pineapple juice.
My gf lovess to swallow, high protein, coffee, etc. causes it to taste bad, and we tested it. we said "let's buy only pineapple juice for me for a few days and see if it tastes better" and after 3 days it indeed started to taste better, less 'intense' she said. so confirmed for working
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>she
Don't you mean he?
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>>569477643
If we do we don't brag about it like faggot attention whores.
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>>569482183
Dat pic.
it's funny because it's true!
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>>569482220
Your girl doesn't mind the taste at all with me.
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>>569482320
yes, i have been well informed
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Why is the whole board locked?
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>>569450490
Dude sack up. Change your diet so a your cum tastes less awful? I cringed
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Asparagus op....eat lots and lots of asparagus the day before!
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>>569480096

I absolutely love how as the webm goes on you can actually see his balls turn bright red.
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>>569482386
Says your spunk taste like fucking Apple sauce. How the fuck your shit taste like Apple sauce son?
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>>569482220
Do you realize how fucking gay that sounds - going grocery shopping for fruit to make cum taste better? You're a peter puffer aren't you?
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>>569454229
/d/ does science too
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eat fucking asparagus! she'll fucking love it!
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Its a required taste, food theories are myths.
As a cum whore, I love it because I feel as if I am taking a part of a man inside me. Therefore, psychologically, I have prepared myself for what is essentially dick snot. It is never about the taste or anything other than the act itself. Just be hygienic, and it will all be fine.
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>>569482913
Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my cock.

You are a girl, right?
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>>569482913
don't you mean acquired and i love a good cum guzzler.....getting me hard right now
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My waifu loves my cum. Mine apparently tastes like salty taffy and she LOVES it. She suggested i should drink more pineapple juice . Might acuttaly do it and see if she can make a diffrence or not. Also aspargus was suppose to make your cum pearl white. That's about it. Happy cumming!
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i need to come ->lolly pop (zot) com /b/lowjobs
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show us her twat
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>>569482313
Yes and yes and yes. To be alive is to be curious. Sorry your not living bro..
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>>569449590
Months actually
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>>569449590
Any citrus fruit will help, I have a glass of Orange juice with my breakfast every morning and that seemed to help, also avoid junk food
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Eat lots of cucumbers. That's the best. Try to stay away from Meds & supplements, dairy & spicy R out too. Lots of cucumbers!
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>>569479314
The full video is on motherless somewhere
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>>569484463
ok i admit i want to cum in her mouth
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>>569484586
is that you or do you just have a shit load of pics of your ex you love throwing out?
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no face no party
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>>569485056
>>569485020
>>569484969
>>569484640
>>569484586
>>569484463
jesus christ man. is this oc?
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>>569485119
No, but I would like to know where it came from.
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Nothing you do really alters the tastes monumentally. Its still just tastes like jizz. If you EAT alot of pineapple and drink a decent amount of pineapple juice and other sweet things it might take some of the gross bitter saltyness out of it, but its never gonna taste like tropical cordial
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>>569485119
Does it matters, anon?
The question is wether you have it, wether you want it.
Regardless if it's the first time it's getting publicated or the 100th copypasted, you should store it or not based in your personal preferences.
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>>569485227
well im a story guy. so if theres a story behind the pictures then the guy who made them would know it.
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my gf swallows my cum and even asks for more, when a load is bad, its because im not delivering enough for her satisfaction. she fucking turns me on with the wierdest things, like if she would just come into my room and give me a kiss or ask me a non-related question.
she opens her mouth and my interpretation tells me she wants more cum.
fucking love her
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>>569485318
im just waiting to be completed and its been hours
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>>569483037
good catch sir
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>>569449590
>I've tasted my cum
/thread
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>>569449590
Good luck OP, my GF doesn't like the taste of my cum and I haven't been allowed to cum in her mouth for over a year.
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>>569485490
>>569485536
>>569485394
>>569485354
>>569485328
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>>569449590
Drink more water, eat fruit and drink fruit juice. Veges help too

not even gonna ask how you've tasted your own cum
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>>569485820
Thx, very hot pics
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ITT: faggots who taste their own jizz
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>>569449590
anything with a high fructose content will work
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creamed
/thread
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>>569486090
How much is left?
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id add some cum to that worn out little pussy
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What a fag around the corner!!!!!!!!!
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>>569452438
>>569449948
>>569450020
>>569450424
Retards detected.
Read the entire OP before posting. I know it's hard, but you can do it.
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>>569449590
soya lecithin increases volume and softens flavor. Use with caution, it can fuck with your libido (on the short term).
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>>569486436
ya i told him to eat asparagus
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>>569485820
>this guy
>one cumshot
>makes 500 pictures
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>>569453132
this one is new to me.

kek
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>>569486740
its only 79
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>>569477643
Piss and shit are toxic wastes.

Cum is what they make babies from, and contains protein. You eat Chicken eggs, I wager, so it's pretty much on the same level.

Besids, you don't mind when they do it in porn, I'm sure, so what makes it so different in RL.
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>>569449590
Dude that's bullshit. You need to cut a tiny portion of a coconut fruit then fuck it with no condoms while the juice are still inside. This is guaranteed and proven effective.
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>>569477643
Comparing the sampling of one's own cum to trying shit and piss is hardly reasonable. Although there ARE fetishes involving the consumption of the latter two, eating your partner's cum is widely considered to be a sign of devotion and is, in the opinion of many, extremely hot. It is not beyond the realm of possibility for a man to then be curious about how his own cum tastes.

tl;dr - You're trying too hard, douchebag.
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>>569482313
>NotAskingForIt.jpg
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eat fruit and drink juice a day or two before (like 3L of juice and like 15 fruit pieces)
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>>569450490
Dear lord you are a fag.
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>>569486090
is this finally the last one?
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>>569477737
My sides
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>>569450019
nah just /fit/
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>>569456853
Hi virgin neckbeard
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>>569449590
Sorry "buddy", but you done goofed after tasting your own cum.

OP is ALWAYS a FAGGOT
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>>569481572
meh.. I'm not to worried about it.. Life's too short to worry about whether I'm going to get diabetes are not.. Hell, pretty much everything these days will give you some kind of disease if it's taking in large doses.
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>>569449590
If you start drinking another mans cum who eats fruit your cum will then automatically become infested with aids
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The trick is to eat your own cum.
Makes it taste fruity.

But serious just cum down her throat near the back of the tongue, that part of the tongue makes it taste sweeter. (Or so my girlfriend says)
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