NIGGER QUEST: THE ADVENTURE NIGGINS... >You are a young

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Mattress springs creak beneath you and rays of sun shine through your blinds. Your post-sleep tranquility is shattered by rapid pounding on the door.
"Wake the fuck up, nigga!"
Aww sheeit, you knew you had to be somewhere this morning but where?

>[work] your manager is going to have your ass if you're late again.

>[school] you're gonna get that GED if it takes a decade.

>[liquor store] it seems like a fine day for a 40 oz of malt liquor.

>[write in] whatever you want.

>>the option with the most votes gets it. Let's go, niggers.

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School!

And I just ;-;

>keep it bumped, voting will close in 4 minutes

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bump, stay alive, nigger quest! And im gonna now my damn lawn

Aw fuck, it's Thursday isn't it? That means another day at PS 169. You roll out of bed and grab your backpack, pulling it on as you make your way down the hall and into the front room. Your granny spots you and waves you over.
"Ja- Ty- sheeit, too many damn kids in this house. Which one are you, nigga?"

>[what's your name, nigger?]

>>569231976
tyrone

>>569232137
agree

>>569232137
Tyrone Legstrong

D'Rick

>voting ended, Tyrone Legstrong it is.
>bump while I write.

>>569233251
K faggot

bumpity bump for OP
keep the nigger quest goin

boomp

420 bump it faggots

"Gramma you know I'm Tyrone, c'mon now"
Granny throws up her hands and sighs.
"I don't give a fuck, little nigga. You goin to school?"
"Yea I got my bookbag, don't I?"
She raises an eyebrow,
"Nigga you got an hour still, go down to the corner store for me"

>wat do
>[accept task]
>[decline task]
>write in how Tyrone will respond

>>569234430
Accept task

>>569234430
decline. Get to school early and score some crack

>>569234430
>[Accept task]
"yea nigguh i finnuh git sum malt likkuh in dis bitch kno wut eym sayin hoe?"

accept task
"the fuck you want from the fuckin cornerstore? old fuckin nigga lady cream? bitch i'll get it for you"

>>569234430
Accept task

>>569234430
Go to corner and buy some crack for Lil ol gramma

>>569234640
Yes to this

>>569229917
Steal KFC and watermelons

>>569234658
this

>>569234430
Accept and rob corner store

>>569234714
roll

>>569234430
accept task

>>569234640
yes

>>569230274
liquor store

>>569234430

yes and buy grandma veg and food for tonights dinner

"Sure grandma, I'd be pleased too."

deshawn

Okay, voting's closed. We are accepting granny's task. Writing now, niggers.

>>569235313
Artard his name is Tyrone

>>569235397
Bump

>>569234430
[decline] not until I get some of that fuck

>>569235397
this
>>>569234640

Bumpin nigguh

NO.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Fuck nuggets

>>569234430
accept

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Penis in my butthole

i am a blimp

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>>569236135
It's been an honor

i am a cloned blimp

>>569236135
Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. It's Guerrilla warfare, you fucking ass douchebag cunt
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.

i am another cloned blimp

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>Meanwhile... lil' Shaniqua is gettin' ready for her...

Go Nigger Quest!

i am yet another cloned blimp

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"Granny what the fuck you need fo yo old bitch ass?"
You put down your backpack and take a step towards her.
"Gimme a pack of Newports, a five-dollar bingo, and a pint of gin"
"Granny you never win those scratch-offs, what the fuck"
She hands you a twenty dollar bill.
"It's my money, nigga now go on, git"

Fucking granny. You head out the door, down the hall and into the elevator. The old stained doors close behind you and the car descends. As you make your way out of the lobby you gulp. The corner store is right across the street but getting there won't be so easy because there in the courtyard is that big nigger Jamal.

>What does that big nigger Jamal want from us?

>[granny's twenty bucks]

>[our help with something]

>[to beat our ass]

>[as always, write in]

Go outside and attack the nearest white cop.

i am once again another cloned blimp... that wants granny's twenty bucks

>>569237523
Jamal needs our help

>>569237730
We get it, your ID is kind of cool but you're an irredeemable fuckwit.

i am a cloned irredeemable fuckwit

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>>569237523
Your eyes turn slightly red as your body has been prepared for this.
you feel your muscles surge with an unearthly gorilla strength, you then lick your massive nigger lips together with the suction of a black hole. then instantly and violently you rip your lips apart and cause a massive super sonic boom to rip through your block, breaking all of the windows In a 20 mile radius, you then propel yourself with the force of 1000 gorillas and pound jamal into the ground with the force of a quasar crashing into him at 1400000000000000 times the speed of light

to blow us and spread the aids

Jamal needs our help with a completely non-ghetto thing to do. OP can be as creative as he desires with that

>>569237523
To beat our ads and step on our band new Js

Voting ends in 5 minutes. Get it together, Tyrone

>>569238282
Fuck. I mean ass

>>569237523
Jamal's getting his dick wet with some white bitches later and wants some papers for some j's to smoke afterwards.

>>569237523
Jamal needs our help on getting the negress Ra'aquisha big cellulite ass
"Yo daw I'm finna get muh dick wet know what I'm saying. Help me go to those bitch ass Chinese coena' stoe and get us some 40's "

Ok, looks like Jamal wants a wingman. Writing now, let the bumps flow freely.

>>569238651
This shit voting for the write in

have another bump

Bwomp

Blimp

That big nigger Jamal's an alright dude, just sometimes he gets these fucking ideas, man. As soon as he sees you, Jamal runs up to you. The two of you perform a complex handshake and exchange pleasantries.
"Muh nigga"
"Muh nigga"

Jamal's looking pretty excited, you know from experience that this means he's got some potential fresh pussy on tap. He follows you to the corner store while telling you about these fly ass hunnies.
You ask the sandnigger behind the counter to get you the cigarettes, gin, and lottery ticket. Jamal, in an act of reflex, starts scratching off the ticket.
You snatch it up from him and scowl.
"Nigga that's for my granny she gon be pissed"
That's when your eyes fall to the ticket.
Two watermelons are uncovered. No. Fucking. Way. You can't help but slam the ticket onto the counter and take your thumbnail to the third and final spot, scratching furiously. Holy fuck, the coveted third watermelon. You just won ten thousand dollars.

>what is Tyrone gonna do with 10k?

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>>569240913
buy a white woman

>>569240913
Pretty sure Jamal is getting one of his ideas right now, stabs our Hero in the back, and turns in the ticket at a different store for fat stacks of cash.

Its just what they do

>>569240913
He's going to rent a fine car.
>later he will forget to return the car and the price will be well over $10,000

>>569240913
find cure for ebola

>>569240913
>give the ticket to his grandmother cause he can't cash it in at a deli and he's underaged

>>569240913
Can we really steal from grammy guys?

>>569240913
Spend it all at once on some fly clothes, 3,000 dollar Jordans, crack and get bitches

>>569240913
>>569241403
That's only one of the things he's going to do. He's at least got to buy another lotto ticket and hide this one from Granny.

>>569241493
actually, scratch that fucking retarded idea.

>buy grammy new scratchcard
>cash that shit in
>buy us a pretty white woman

>>569241403
Thats how to kill a storu

>>569240913
>>569241538
But not before he and Jamal rob the place

Him and jamal use it to buy shit loads of crack and go on a week long binge.

>>569241538
>implying $3k Jordans

Nigga that's Louie Voutton Don price

They use it to go to big guys pizza and pasta place and find that hot waitress with the nudes amd they get their dicks wet.... unforgiveable

They buy guns and try to kill white cops.

>>569240913
buy a huge crack rock and smoke it all with jamal and some fine young white pussy. After raping the white girls he kills them and dumps their bodies off in fron of the school.

Okay we got some good ideas here. Definitely have to get granny another scratch-off.
Gonna start the vote now, reply to this post for your vote to count. Answer y/n for each.

>rob store [y/n]
>car [y/n]
>new threads [y/n]
>white girl [y/n]

Voting ends in 5 minutes.

>>569240913
buy drugs

>>569242624
y
n
y
y

>>569242624
>n
>n
>y (gotta look fresh for the white wimin)
>y

Y
N
N
Y

>>569242624
> N, N, Y, Y

White Women must have fat ass tho

>>569242053
>implying I'm supposed to know about jordans and other brands women like having bags of

I'm not a nigger trayvon

>>569242624
DONATE THE MONEY TO LOCAL CHARITY

Y y n y and obviously involve chicken and watermelon

x y y z yes to all

>>569242624
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
They can't help the urge to still rob the store and take some 40'z too
They need fly clothes
And they want white wimminz no more cellulite negress ass they gots money

>>569242624

n
y
y
y

also hire jamal to walk around in assless chaps and leather behind you at all times

N
Y
Y
Y

Okay, vote is closed. Tabulating votes and writing now

>>569234430
OP is a fucking moron. African American grandmother's don't typically curse or "cuss" as they call it. It's a taboo

bump so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me

>>569243998
It depends on the area and age of said grandparent, some of the younger ones curse worse than sailors

>>569230768
yea i just got the same message. idk why

>>569242624
white girl

>>569243998
i guess you don't know them new fangled 38 year old nigga grandmas do you? you know, preggers at 14... then their kid gets preggers at 14... and the cycle continues.

those grammas talk maaaaaaaad shit nigga

>>569244540
So is Jamal 10?

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>>569244540

yeah pretty much this.

all the baby-boomer black grandparents are too respectful to even look at themselves in a mirror.

but the now aging black grandparents are a different story

>>569229917
>nigger
>great purpose

This is a bit outlandish, even for fiction. It totally breaks the immersion.

>>569244887
he goes to a PS. That's elementary school. He could definitely be 10. Of course by that age, he'd also have aids and be a drug addict, but OP hasn't mentioned anything like that yet.

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Niggers

>>569244887
If he's 17 that'd make her late 40s which I'd be willing to believe do to her profanity

In the state of ecstasy following your ten thousand dollar windfall, you decide to push your luck even further.
Hopping over the counter, you rabbit-punch the hadji right between the eyes.
Jamal instantly rises to the occasion and pulls his gun out, sweeping the store for possible hostiles. There are none. Your surprise attack knocked the sandnigger out cold. Smiling at your handiwork, you start filling shopping bags with cartons of cigarettes and rolls of scratch-off tickets while Jamal keeps watch at the door.
Before long you've cleaned out the area behind the counter. You turn to the register and hit 'no sale', the drawer pops open.

>inventory update
>4 shopping bags of cigarette cartons
>4 shopping bags of scratch-off tickets
>2 boxes of various hard liquors
>$850 from the register
>1 winning ticket [10k]

>how do we make our escape ? [write in]

>>569245906
turn 360 and walk away

>>569246135

>>569245906
Lock down the store and go out the back, bringing the sand nigger with you

>>569245906
Disguise yourself as the Indian. Sprinkle coke on the actual Indian. Give him your knife, say he trie to rob the store. Call the cops. Jamal witnessed the whole thing, was a "customer." Get Indian arrested while still out cold. Don't trust that nigger Jamal with the goods, close up shop before they ID you and get the fuck home, nigga!

>>569245906
Walk out of the store to find officer Barbrady filling up his crown vic. He looks at you with a weird look because you and jamal have bags of smokes in your hands.
Jamal in a panic opens fire on the cop.

stroll out like nothing happened.

>>569245906
You head through the back to avoid detection.

>>569245906
suck the homeless persons dick outside in exchange that he dont calll the cops on us two niggers

>>569247062
He's homeless, dumb nigger. No phone.

>>569245906
Pull a Michael Boon except you kill the peckerwood cop and get away. Later on you here they found a dead cop and an investigation is on going.

Call up your nigga Laquanda who steals a car and picks you up

Nigga bump

>>569246406
This. Nigger's been having too much luck.

Okay niggers, writing now. This update will take a little longer so hang in there

>>569229917
OP is a strange faggot.

>>569230274
Liquor store
> harass the owner

>>569248267
Bump bump

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bump

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>>569229917
Lmao ops picture is my old neighborhood
That deli was infested with niggers.
This is how it looks now.

>>569249319
good post

>>569249319
Small world eh

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>>569249319
CLEAN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCKING CASUAL

bump, where the fuck is OP?

>>569249824
writing, you dumb nigger

>>569249824
Writing faggot

Yee

bumpumpump

>ITT: Bump

dont die i want to see the conclusion of our journey

i will fucking kill you, OP

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>>569229917
Ummm... how many lives do we get, OP?

>MFW our quest ends in a fucking cliffhanger

fuck OP do you type with 2 fingers?

You better start writting faster OP

>>569229917
>dat 3.92 for newports

>>569237056
Are you bait or just retarded?

>>569251332
I fucking laughed so hard

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what is this even about?

OP post what you have right now are we are all abandoning thread

>>569251624
>nigger quest

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>>569251471
>ID: UDix
>You Dicks
>Mfw

Waiting

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>>569237056
Oh dear lord. What are you doing?

>>569251890

Your ID is GAY

>>569252004
Kek

Atleast i got tit

>>569252061
Your ID is tit

>>569237056
le new meme XD

Fuck guys, I've got an unexpected work responsibility to take care of. Looks like I'll have to pause the quest here. I will return about an hour and a half for Nigger Quest Part Two: the Renigging

>>569252196
STFu J2W

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>>569252246
FUCK

>>569252196
Better then gay and udix

>>569252246
fo shizzle mah nigguh? uz gunna pley uz lek dat?

>>569252246
well shit. this was just getting good too.

>>569252246
OP is a faggot nigger

>>569252246
OP needs to go back to working the corner that fucking faggot

>>569252246
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER FUCK YOU CANT JUST FUCKING START A QUEST AND THAN END WHENEVER YOU FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT YOU FUCKING SCUM PEICE OF SHIT

>>569252246
Fuck you, OP, fuck you.

>>569252431
my rage right now as well.

ill continue this epic quest.
>you ass be robbin da store.
>you and jamal escape to an allyway near your home
>have 10,000 and all the newports and scratch cards you could want
>your move nigger

Someone continue the quest while op is gone

>>569252520
Kill jamal

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>>569229917
How niggers do it in fort myers where i live.

Bump, never forget the nigger quest.

You suddenly realize the racial, economic and social pressures your people are born into. You decide to turn your life around, go to college and run for major of your city to improve the lives of the next generation of nigglets. You know thatit will take a couple generations for yur neighborhood to become upper class but you managed to get this far and you won't stop now.

10 years after you discovered the 3rd watermelon by pure luck, you look at your city. You managed to urn your neighborhood into the biggest international centre of commerce. Your people live like kings....you did it nigga....you did it...